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#an actual conversation
chaoticas-hell · 10 months
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Nicky: hey today's June 1st right?
Aaron: yeah
Nicky: does that mean it's April fools day?
Aaron:
Andrew:
Aaron:
Andrew: how are you this stupid?
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d-saster-chron-cles · 4 months
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Sharos: *Running to Astarion for a hug.* Astarion: *Moves.* Sharos: Why did you move? Astarion: I thought you were going to attack me. Sharos: I was going to hug you! Astarion: Why would you hug me? Sharos: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?
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bcbdrums · 6 months
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“Halp why is Stein so hot?”
“Because a sound soul dwells within a fine fine body.”
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taechnological · 9 months
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"go ask for more ketchup"
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"NO YOU"
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icy-watch · 2 months
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Heard from across the office My coworker: I'm a feng shui guy. My coworker: You can tell by my My coworker: chaotic desk.
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futurewifeofjoji · 1 year
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*Me showing my mom a pic of Joji*
My mom: he looks depressed.
Me: He looks like a wet cigarette
Mom: He looks like he hasn't gotten enough sleep
Also my Mom: I like him, he's cute.
Me: me too.
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katydoodles · 3 months
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My sister sent me the review of an E-Hall Pass at her high school
Her teacher made her read it out loud. I was not sure if she knew what she asked for.
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chaoticdumbassrogue · 2 years
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Ahsoka: every girl has a stripper song. If she says she doesn’t she’s lying.
Kanan: do you have a stripper song?
Hera: no.
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alhad-maharani · 9 days
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"I'm a writer so I want to write poetry onto your lips with mine."
"Haaaye, I wouldn't mind if you'd write whole book onto my lips with yours."
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icyandthefrostbites · 27 days
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My coworker, in an email: I will be taking on vacation starting [x-date] to [x-date] My coworker, in a follow up email: Correction, I will be returning [x-date] My coworker, in a second follow up email: Wrong again, I will actually be returning [x-date] My manager, in response to the emails: This year? 😊 My coworker, in response to that email: You'll have to wait and see.
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marthashlyn3 · 2 months
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The entire point.
God this entire time: “Y’all still don’t see these consistencies Marthashlyn is pointing out?! It is truly the end of days. Hold on! Get tf out of my places of business! And these two are MFEO because I’ve declared it so since they were born! Don’t tell me what to do. Stay in your place. ..And I’ve reimagined the prophecy in revelation. 😏”
Also God: “With these two together, I can get more work done. I need them together NOW!”
Also God: “I want a wedding for those two.”
Me: “I think they’ve gotten the message boss. 🫡👩🏾‍🔬👩🏾‍🎨”
Also me: “Do you all know how long our celestial spirit has been catching our attention speaking as loud as he has been for us high vibrational to instantly pay attention?”
Le monde is waiting for the bird class on the farm to get it together. The farm animals too. Y’all still human to me too. And the story is clear. Just eyes & leveling of oxygen & salt in the water. It’s greeky too. The lining is golden and the background is gray.
The real tea while the adults try to fix the spiritual issue that arose around 2016; I’ve entered gracefully of age around 2020.
See how I could point it out since then & many still do what they want to do? I’m waiting for God still. It’s interesting 🤔
Many suddenly wanted to attack me & I’m only a new entrepreneur focused on my spiritual growth.
A mass majority of people are never present as a whole. Mind, body, & spirit.
Witchcraft and perversion like crazy since our last senior pastor’s dismissal is evident everywhere every day.
Psycho mania as a result of being cursed by the lord for God knows what is also evident.
Many are lost in extreme self-comparison in feeling inadequate, overcompensating, burnt out.
Many are stuck in an extreme state of flight or fight.
Many are also sleep deprived from spiritual menaces & stress.
Private time for many are still interrupted by spiritual menaces who are actually terrorists for illogical reasons pertaining themselves never discussed too; many only pray & sing to keep rooted in their personal spiritual journeys.
The seven deadly sins are blindly linked. Many cannot stop. They’re blind in what they are doing & cursed.
An extremely perverted & corrupted reproved favorite is the real source of these issues with her boatload of parallel equals. Elderly & young adults alike. While all, also seeking to be loved by someone who wants nothing to do with them. As do many others. Lost in that. Their ears don’t work.
Others show evidence of extortion & exploitation, slaving and whoring one another, seeking to have that pass on the next generation
So, yeah the devil amongst plenty still..
I’m also a light worker providing insight as I grow on my journey.
Grey space simulator energy while I am not present in the room or stretching off to the side somewhere listening to music will not continue.
I only feel that energy. A serious grey spell with people stuck in a primitive psychopathic criminal state barely able to directly communicate was 2 to 3 sabbaths now. Lost in a traumatic way. They don’t even realize it.
I’ve walked the track at the park for 2 sabbaths in a row now. Spirit led. A third time, I’ve only stared at the building. I know nothing. Just energy change. After church, I only do my energy conversion.
Extreme reality falling apart & coming back together things. “Checkerboard” to me. A black whole may show up there.
I’ve already walked through a rip of white space there too a while ago. SOBER. Completely dry.
All of this, is added to God’s organic chemistry at work and chakra voodoo/Matilda tricks shared with the general public, among many other things
My reserved and I are waiting for a peaceful transition to be in completion, although, everything was finalized formerly in the lord.
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styxtrixmix · 1 year
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Damian: I will fight you, Brown.
Steph: I'll win!
Damian: .... I will allow you to believe that.
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d-saster-chron-cles · 4 months
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Astarion: Sorry about biting you the other day... Got a bit carried away. Sharos: Oh. I thought it was hot. Astarion: What?! Sharos: Don't look at me like that. I liked it. Astarion: Oh. Sharos: ... Astarion: ... Sharos: Would you like to do it again? Astarion: Absolutely.
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laski-and-sage · 2 years
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Anderson: *drunk typing* i mean. You are my partner in crying so yea
Anderson: CRIME
Anderson: I MEANT CRIME!!
Alucard: PARTNERS IN CRYING- XDD
Alucard: Depression-Buddys
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cfcblogsblog · 2 years
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Mason: I've done a lot of dumb stuff
Chilly: I've recorded a lot of dumb stuff
Kai: I've joined in on a lot of dumb stuff
Reece: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING A LOT OF DUMB STUFF!
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sacredjake · 1 year
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*malany sending me a photo of jake in his favorite jeans*
me: he has to retire the pants! he just has to lmao
malany: a taurus. attached to his clothes even tho they’re completely ruined and too big for him by the looks of it
me: *also a taurus thinking about how the shirt i’m wearing right now is literally 6/7 years old, faded to hell, has rips in the collar, holes in it, and is way too big for me* HEY!
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