#an entire shitpost whoo

[benetnvsch]

I’m tired and so I made these. Are they as funny as I think they are at 4 am? Probably not but oh well

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[desperatelittledemon]

Could you pretty please do Bakugo, Midoriya, Todoroki, and Kirishima with an S/O who quotes Tumblr shitposts on the regular? Thank you for your time, even if not💗

Whoo boy am I glad for P.M. Seymour

Bakugou, Midoriya, Todoroki and Kirishima with an s/o who quotes Tumblr shitposts daily

Bakugou:

- cooking a little meal for you and him when he sees you walk into the kitchen

- “Hey babe, you want cheese?”

- smirks slightly when he sees your excited nod

- “ok, say when” as he starts hearing the cheese

- you never said when

- the entire block of cheese has been grated

- what.jpg

- “Babe, That was the entire block of cheese”

- you leaned in way too close and whispered

- “Go get another”

Midoriya:

- was just chilling with you on a nice little date

- then you opened your mouth

- “Hey Izuku, was Jonah and the Whale the first vore?”

- excuse you

- sits in silence

- “ Izuku was Jonah and the whale the fist vore??”

- silence

- “WAS THE BIBLICAL STORY OF JONAH AND THE WHALE THE VERY FIRST VORE???”

- he’s not here anymore, he’s disassociated

Todoroki:

- you were cuddling watching a cute little movie when you thought of something

- “Hey, Todo?”

- “hm?”

- “Ice Cubes are fucking badass I mean they float around in their own blood”

- pauses for a moment

- “I’ve never thought of that”

Kirishima:

- just wanted to go to the fucking market

- then the dumbass got separated from you

- he was walking around trying to find you when he heard you talking to someone

- “I’VE LOST MY BOYFRIEND”

- “What do they look like?”

- he heard you sob

- “BEAUTIFUL”

- insert heart squeeze here

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