Was trying to get better because my flatmate (who I’m sleeping with) was acting concerned, welp he’s just been on tinder and seen him swiping right on the skinny girls so you know what that means
P.S men are all the same
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imagine one day you’re on your third flight of the day doing your silly little flight attendant job and you’re exhausted, and ready to be home, and you’re smiling and dissociating as your greet passengers as they come on board and suddenly in walks jensen ackles, dean winchester himself, and he smiles and says “thanks” as you hand him a silly little disinfectant wipe. You proceed to hand the basket of wipes to your coworker as you rush to the bathroom to have a full blown panic attack because DEAN FUCKING WINCHESTER is on your flight and you are going to have to talk to him and interact with him and be professional and pretend you aren’t having a meltdown cause you would know those eye crinkles ANYWHERE. Imagine you’re taking dinner orders and you’re repeating to yourself in your head “be profesional, smile and ask for his order, just breathe” and he proceeds to order the cheeseburger and a whiskey neat and your brain short circuits and in your most sarcastic tone out of your mouth comes “yeah sure thing dean” AND THEN YOUR BRAIN EXPLODES CAUSE YOU JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD TO JENSEN FUCKING ACKLES!!!!! Anyways he laughs and says “my wife says that all the time” then you proceed to die and blackout and work the rest of the flight on autopilot yeah imagine if that happened 😅
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Jules: Don't you just hate men sometimes? They can be so useless!
Ava: Right? They're terrible!
Stella: 100%
Bridget: Definitely.
Alex, Josh and Christian:
Rhys:
Bridget: Not you Rhys, you're perfect!
The other girls: Honestly, he is!
Alex, Josh and Christian: Wh-
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i’m so excited i’m getting one of those mini stair stepper machines IM GONNA BE SKINNY WITH HOT LEGS!
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A reminder that losing weight will not change your bone structure but you know what will? A corset (to work it has to be high quality and used safely <3)
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Stella (worried) : Please don't do it!
Ava (annoyed): Josh don't be a fool! He'll kill you.
Jules (excited as hell) : Don't be a coward. Do it!
Rhys (smiling wide): Go ahead, Do it!
Bridget (glaring at Rhys): Not nice Rhys.
Josh (with a wicked gleam in his eyes): About to slap a sleeping Christan
Alex (on the edge of his seat): I'll pay you. Do it!
Josh five seconds later,
Hiding behind Stella and calling Christan every name while he runs after him with a gun in his hand
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