#anactualfuckingnerd

[shkika]

i just found out abt ur blog and all ur comics are making me go insane. keep up the good work 👍

Thank you so so much for enjoying my stuff! It has been a super fun ride so far! ^^

You can find a lot of my comics, reference sheets and kofi link in my pinned post!

#ask #anactualfuckingnerd #anonymous #plope #u can tell me if u want smth added on the pinned btw! #a-okay

[fuckmatpat]

he has a channel called style theory now

WHAT

#AGONY. WHAT THE HELL #mod cyrus #anactualfuckingnerd

[clownkiwi]

do u think peppinos pizza would actually taste good?

itd probably taste like the most mid pizza ever i feel. not shit, but like. cardboard thin crust, not enough sauce and too much cheese (or vice versa), extra greasy, probably violating multiple health code violations (they live with a gaint rat. that should say everything)

on yelp id give peppinos pizza like. 2.5 out of 5 stars. maybe even 3 stars. but defo support your local pizzeria, they need the mouney!!!

#ruby answers tag #anactualfuckingnerd

[ionic-charge]

yaaaay my favorite paldea gym leader is on tumblr!! ive been meaning to ask, what are your thoughts abt this guy

what the hell is that

(oh and thanks for me being your favorite!!! somehow that old guy is more popular than me depending on who i ask so ya)

#pokemon #ask blog #iono #anactualfuckingnerd #dracozolt #ooc: IM SORRY FOR IONO'S BOLD REACTION

[sumerun]

im sorry for your notifs

NSJSJSJ it’s ok thanks for the support hehe

#letterbox #anactualfuckingnerd

[kirisslut]

ꕤ How They Fuck Your Throat w/ The MHA Boys ꕤ

ꕤ Cw: dick sucking, throat fucking, implied sub!reader, degradation (nothing major), praise, spit kink, daddy kink, dacryphilia

ꕤ Author's Note: Hi, I decided to take a little break from match ups and give you some regular content :) I'll try to get some more of those done later today, I hope you enjoy this!! - JJ <3

ꕤ Please keep in mind that you must be 15+ to read this piece, thank you <3

Your pace was always too slow for him, so he took matters into his own hands. You had half of his dick in your mouth and down your throat, and you were already struggling to take it, there was drool coming out of your mouth and collecting around his cock, before dripping onto your thighs and the floor. He had his fingers threaded through your hair, "Hurry up, princess. I can't wait forever. You barely got half of it down that pretty throat." You tried your best to get the rest down quickly without choking immediately, but it still wasn't fast enough so he threaded his fingers through your hair and held the back of your head, before forcing you the whole way down onto his dick. You gagged on it, and looked up at him in alarm, but he just smirked, "I said go faster." He kept his hand in your hair, before brutally starting to fuck your throat, ignoring your gagging and the tears collecting in your pretty eyes. "Aww, you gonna cry? I'm not even being that rough, quit being a baby. I know you're loving this, you slut." Finally, he pulled out, and stroked himself a few times before cumming all over your face. When you realized what he was doing, you stuck your tongue out and caught a few drops on it. He smirked once again, "That's my good little whore. Now keep being good for daddy and get on the bed and show me that pretty ass."

ꕤ BAKUGOU, Kaminari, Sero, Dabi, Shinsou

He always tried to stay still, and he did at the beginning. You were such a good baby for him, you didn't deserve to get your throat brutally fucked. Or at least that's what he told himself before he got his dick in your mouth. He couldn't help himself once he saw how pretty you looked with your mouth stuffed full. He gently cupped your cheek and stroked it, making eye contact with you and smiling as you slowly took more of him into your mouth, "That's my good baby. But I need you to go a little faster than that." He then pushed your head down the whole way onto his cock and smiled as you choked a bit, then he started gently fucking your throat. He slowly picked up the speed as he fucked your throat and eventually set a fast pace, watching tears fill your eyes, "That's right, sweetheart, cry for me. You always look so pretty when you cry for me. I'm so close, baby, I'm gonna cum and your gonna swallow every last drop, understood?" After you gave him a small nod, he stayed true his word and moaned, and came. Afterwards, he kept his smile and pulled out, "Now swallow." And like the good little slut you were, you did, sticking your tongue out to show him. "Good whore," he said, putting a thumb on the end of your tongue so you would keep your mouth open, before he spit onto it, "Swallow again."

ꕤ KIRISHIMA, Tamaki, Todoroki, MIDORIYA

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[musclemanveryregular]

did you aquire this blog legally?

Dear tumblr user @anactualfuckingnerd,

Uhm. Define legally.

[ID: Muscle Man and High Five Ghost at the computer, Muscle Man is angrily pointing to his left. Twilight has burst into the room with a determined look on her face and is levitating a baseball bat. /end ID]

Yours truly,

Twilight Sparkle

#mlp #regular show #muscle man #twilight sparkle #high five ghost

[kicksnscribs]

@anactualfuckingnerd i have finally (re)drawn the boy!

Like i said before its a Grass/Rock type and the design is still up in the air atm. They gnaw on wood to make their little collars where smaller pokemon live in the small nests and tend to the fields of flowers they patrol in order to attract prey.

The nests are also super durable and can be used in battle and despite looking chonky they are p darn fast for their size and kick really hard

They also use their horns to till the soil but they can also be used as weapons.

I haven't figured out a good name for 'em yet but so far ive been using "Carnatill" as a placeholder for now

#fakemon #wip #tag posts #sorry its taken me so long ove just been tired af lately #kicks' scribblings

[clouffy]

anactualfuckingnerd sent you an

EVIL BOOP!

AUUUGGHGHH AOOGIUHHHGAUAHAGAU (dissipates like ash baby)

#from the clouds #hiiiiiii abbie :3

[whatroguewrites]

Larry’s a magical dragon living his best life in a world that mashes up elements of the fantasy and medieval genres. However, strange occurrences prove there’s more to how magic works than using it to do mesmerizing tricks and fend off villains.

Chapter 1: Magical Introductions (work in progress)

Chapter 2 (to be written)

@anactualfuckingnerd @exiled-sorceress @hoodie-prince-kid @insomniac-jay @pastelkonpeito @the-cinnamon-snail @theyear1980

#rogue says #magic tricks and dragons

[clownkiwi]

hey so ur like a mario fan right. do u have any recommendations for beginner games? besides the classic 16 bit ones

hmmm,,, now, that Is an interesting one, because id recommend playing super mario world or yoshi's island first, but honestly??? any mario game are considered "babys first game", but for specifics from mario:

mario 64, mario galaxy, mario odyssey, mario 3d world, mario & luigi: superstar saga (& bowsers inside story. theyre both related to each other), super paper mario... hmmm 🤔🤔🤔 id also say new super mario bros. just any of them

and then for any specific spinoff series, id say just play any of them. as again, they were made for the intention of "babys first game"

WITH THAT SAID, if youve never played a mario game in ur life, i would advise against playing super mario the lost levels, super mario bros 3, & super mario sunshine. they're pretty hard, and i would not blame u if those were ur first taste of mario games. because They Are Pain

#ruby answers tag #anactualfuckingnerd #i hope this helps!! ive actually played thru most of mario galaxy & mario 64 & beat them pretty easily when i was a child #im 22 & i still havent beaten mario sunshine yet. personally. their levels can get that painful #yes ive beaten celeste yes im a gamer yes mario sunshine Is that hard despite looking so relaxing

[7thedisasterdyke]

I posted 27,898 times in 2022

That's 13,620 more posts than 2021!

164 posts created (1%)

27,734 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@godmodebeginswithlesbians

@thatgaydemigodnerd

@void-of-erebos

@what-shitfuckery-is-this

@anactualfuckingnerd

I tagged 408 of my posts in 2022

#0 - 101 posts

#toh spoilers - 15 posts

#my writing - 12 posts

#mtg - 11 posts

#zyl - 8 posts

#my fanfiction - 8 posts

#lgbtq+ - 7 posts

#pinned post - 6 posts

#queer - 6 posts

#terf bait lol - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 126 characters

#but it's a pretty bad move to deliberately construct a power fantasy that hinges on the notion that other people are worthless

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Hi everyone, I am proudly queer and trans af

Yes I am the faggot, America

Can’t believe I’m out here happy as a passing trans woman in the US of A

Mad? Stay that way motherfuckers, I’m ON TOP OF THE FUCKING WORLD

88 notes - Posted October 26, 2022

#4

Why is everyone obsessed with the MCU or DC?

Magic: the Gathering lore is right there

Now with:

Pansexual main character

Genderless(?) character since 2017 (I think)

Nonbinary character

Multiple main characters with disabilities (amputee, missing an eye, and likely to be more!)

NEOPRONOUNS. IN A MAJOR IP.

Anyways, go check out the stories. It will be hard to miss most of these, and the amount of lore is beautiful. Also most of it is free.

107 notes - Posted April 6, 2022

#3

I was having a Bad Time™️ tonight and asked the universe for something to cheer me up and it gave me John Oliver blackmailing congress with their own easily purchaseable data.

Like, I wanted magic, but that was a close second

122 notes - Posted April 11, 2022

#2

My DnD mentor has the thoughts ever

400 notes - Posted May 30, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Thank FUCK I haven’t had a viral post on here.. my poor invox can barely take the amount of notes from me reblogging so much

1,022 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

(ok, couple things: first, I quick reblog on mobile, so I don't usually tag things in general unless it's needed. second, I think #0 is supposed to be #7, and it just can't process numbers right)

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

[floofe-trans-doggie]

@imnotverybright

(Made my reblog its own past since the tag game had gotten so absurdly long and I didn't want to make people scroll that far, also sorry for the late response, was going to do this earlier then got sidetracked having to go somewhere)

3 Ships: The only ship I have any substantial investment in is Gina Cross/Colette Green from Half-Life: Decay.

First ever ship: See above

Last song: The Engineer's Hymn, which I sung aloud to myself

Last movie: Emesis Blue (3rd time I watched it)

Currently reading: Nothing; I don't have the time or energy to read anything that takes multiple sittings at the moment

Currently watching: Nothing; I don't watch TV

Currently consuming: Water

Currently craving: Affection

People to tag: @bigfatgandalf @duskdaumbreon @bulletproofheartless @melmelodywerner @arsonist-twink @anactualfuckingnerd

If I tagged you and you don't like being tagged in these let me know. If I didn't tag you and you'd like to be tagged in these let me know.

#tag game

[god-wishes-he-were-me]

yellow white dark blue

🥺🥺🥺

#maya my beloved💛 #<<that’s the recommended tag when I type my beloved it’s very important to me that you know this #anactualfuckingnerd #asks

[starlightocelot]

hi!! i just wanted to say i love love love your work. its quite inspiring to me and its so very nice to see transfem rep in fanfiction. and of course its very spicy ^^

Ahhhhh! Oh my gosh, thank you! You dont know how much that means to me! I always appreciate kind words like this! Thank you so much!

I'm more than happy to provide the spicy transfem rep in fanfiction, ha ha! I wanted more trans fem reader rep (as well as trans stuff in general) and took it upon myself to do so! I'm glad that so many people find enjoyment in my work. It always warms my heart <3

Thank you once again for the kind words! I definitely needed to hear them!

#asks #fanfiction #anactualfuckingnerd

[stage-props]

cant believe your boyfriend founded bons burgers in the late 1900s

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WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

#Oscar sings #anactualfuckingnerd #submission