#and 19+89 = 108 and if you add those digits you also get 9

[jamestaylorswift]

y’all I think I’ve cracked the eagle noise conspiracy! tldr fearless/1989 taylor’s version streaming on the 9th

#taylor’s 15th cat insta story highlight thingy is benji being a bird #as we know benji is obviously william bowery #there are bird noises on exile and evermore #evermore is track 15 so we pick that one #evermore parallels gold rush with water metaphors #whatmustitbeliketogrowupthatbeautifulwithurhairfallinintoplacelikedominoesIseemepaddincrossurwoodenfloorswithmyeaglestshirthanginfromthedoor #just screams really fluffy and adorable kitten don’t you think #anyways evermore track 15 gold rush track 3 parallel means // which is / which means division #15/3 = 5 #coincidentally wildest dreams is on album 5 #the 1989 cover has seagulls which also connects to the bird noises hmmm #so you’ve got the eagles (like the philly nfl team) and the seagulls (which implies the seattle nfl team) #hold on to your animated horses folks #both nfl teams are in the nfc (philly in the nfc east and seattle in the nfc west) #so n is the 14th letter of the alphabet and then you have a cardinal direction thing going on #benjamin button also has 14 letters hmmm and a cardinal is a bird hmmmm #isn’t this wild so if you subtract 5 from 14 you get 9 which is the wildest dreams track number #if you add 9 to 14 you get 23 which if you add those digits you get 5 which is 1989 #and 19+89 = 108 and if you add those digits you also get 9 #as we know fearless taylor’s version comes out on the 9th #fearless tv #t is the 20th letter of the alphabet and v is the 22nd subtract them and you get 2 #fearless tv duh #this means she’s doing a second nfl commercial #announcing the release date for 1989 (taylor’s version) #also russell wilson and carson wentz both want trades and their jersey numbers add up to 14 #so you know who’s gonna be drafted #that’s right it’s benjamin william bowery button #(a talented king wbk he has helped write some great songs) #anyways clearly the eagle noises are incontrovertible evidence that benji is william bowery