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riotlain · 1 year
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Could I request the Batfam (Batman and the Batboys) separately reacting to you falling asleep on them?
wompwompwomp
guess whos sick. meee
im sorry if this is short (duke thomas is here hooray🎉🎉)
THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI
Bruce Wayne
Depends on what hes doing
If hes working at home and youre leaning against him/on his lap? He'll probably carry you to bed.
Cant have your spine being fucked up💀💀
If you 2 are on your way home from a gala, meeting, ect and fall asleep on him in the limo he'll ask Alfred to drive slower and make sure the ride is smooth
(As smooth as it gets. Gotham roads arent the best)
He overall finds you falling asleep on him endearing (and a bit concerning. Are you not getting enough sleep??)
Dick Grayson
Im surprised you managed to fall asleep on him😭💀 like mans cannot sit still
Unless youre asleep on him ofc
Def the type to stroke your hair and take pictures of you (with filters at times)
"When did you take these??" "When you were asleep😊"
Has drawn on your face
He dont mean to be creepy bro😭😭
Will attempt to carry you to bed 💪💪
Or put his head on yours (maybe fall asleep if he can)
Goodluck napping by a napping Dick. He snores
Jason Todd
Not used to ppl falling asleep on him and he's all alert when he feels your head on his shoulder
Calms down when he sees you though
He probably takes you to bed the soonest bc that position cannot be comfy 💀
Denies he carried you if he did
"I didnt fall asleep here." "You.. sleepwalked."
If youre one of those people who stop breathing in your sleep he will freak the fuck out💀💀
Tim Drake
You probably try to stay up with him and fall asleep on him after a while
Normal occurrence
He usually keeps you there for a bit and then wakes you up to go sleep on the bed
(Sometimes he goes to bed with you but like💀💀)
If hes too lazy he'll probably just keep working with you drooling on his shoulder
Has taken atleast 1 picture of yall
Damian Wayne
Not used to people being so comfortable around him to be honest. Well people other than Dick I guess
Like when he feels your head lean against his shoulder he'll slowly turn over (bro frozen ngl)
Yea he doesn't know what to do tbh
Very flustered
He thinks you trusting him and being comfortable enough to fall asleep on him is nice tho
Gets lowkey (highkeyish) upset when someone wakes you up (Especially if its TIM)
Duke Thomas
Sees this as an opportunity to cuddle with you more
Like mf will lay his head ontop of your or reposition so yall comfy
Doesnt care if you drool (he prolly does too)
Has probably pranked you atleast oncee but anyways
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pinkpicket · 2 years
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What is ugly about u?
Wanna be humbled? If yes go and ahead and choose ur pile.
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Okay wow so... i hated this reading. It literally made me so uncomfortable but ofc that's expected considering this a negative reading. Sooo read only if u wanna be humbled bc im 100% honest here.
Dont shoot the messenger. Im just telling u what tarot is letting me see.
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1. Lmaooo ok i know this reading is about what’s ugly about but holy shit physically u r GORGEOUS like madddd gorgeous ( hotties hit me up bc damn 🫣🫣🫣) and the funniest shit is freak by doja cat started playing out of nowhere so definitely the hot people pile 😫😫😫. Now onto what’s ugly about u… so u got all major arcana… u really are something else i must say. Literally the only negative thing i see here is someone that might lose control easily and that’s about it like i genuinely cant see anything negative. So fuck it im pulling a few other cards just to see what’s up— okayyyy sooo i see u as someone forceful that might push people to do things they dont exactly want ( like ur very charming so this plays a role in this working) and ur verrryy aware that u do this. Almost like u r using ur charms to manipulate or get ur way and influence people ( im definitely not judging bc I do this myself lol im a venus dom after all, i mean who wouldn’t tbh? But thing is if we’re being honest, this is a negative quality and u probably know this too. So it’s up to u if u wanna change or not. Personally I wouldn’t 💀)
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2. Your weak. Very weak it’s like someone that don’t keep their promises nor ever truly express themselves, u know how some people are the quiet shy type? ya i see u as that but ofc that doesn’t make them weak but in ur case u r. Honestly u seem very young or just someone childish, someone that haven’t been through enough to make them grow up. I hate to say this i truly truly do but ur the type to celebrate with ur friends and do all the fun and shit but when u r actually needed ( whether that’s to stand up or defend ur friends and the people around) u disappear. someone that wouldn’t stand up against the crowd if others get hurt. And that’s why ur weak, u never speak up. Ur all fun and shit until shit gets real. Definitely not a ride or die.
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3. Oohhh ok we have a bunch of things. Well for one ur stingy, u know how some people love ti spoil their friends with presents well u r the exact opposite. Two u can be lazy like really lazy and u know this way too well. Like u dont do the work and u expect something in return…but that’s not how life works.
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4. Okay ur WAY too proud of urself and ur accomplishments. Sure be proud but dont over do it. Pride after all is one of the seven sins for a reason. Remember remain humble, life is so much more than just low key bragging and being full of urself. And actually the way i see u is, u dont brag outright but the way u act and that look u get in ur eyes sometimes tells those around u more than enough. And u know this too so dont get angry.
Now if u dont hate me, follow me 💀💀💀 u know i still need attention after all🤡🤡🤡🤡
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toxooz · 5 months
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The canvases aren’t even safe 😭 they used the Boroque era as reference for their search engines. Like I’m losing my shit constantly over ai art so bad. Like this is totally gonna be a rant so forgive me but it’s driving up the WALLS. Ai art being readily available is killing the incentive for people to be creative. I cannot tell you how many times I think I’ve found a really cool fellow artist on tiktok and then see #midjourney. I take psychic damage every time that happens to me. And I’m starting to see it infiltrating business too where they generate ai images instead of hire photographers. I also saw someone selling tshirts with ai art on it at my local farmers market. MOTHERFUCKER THE FARMERS MARKET??? HAVE YOU NO SHAME????
NAW PREACH IT cause its become a nagging issue for me for a while that i simply try to not think about and dwell on but dear FUCKING god is it everywhere and it's painfully obvious too! just about every ad takes me 3 seconds to find damning evidence that its ai and im 99% ready to just delete facebook bc #1 i dont give a fuck abt anyone on there anymore and #2 Literally every other post is the most deplorable ai shit ive ever seen that everyone is carelessly oblivious to i mean total abominations that don't make any sense as an image but ppl share bc its the most bottom of the barrel ''relatable'' shit and that's just the sad reality of it is most people don't even give a shit what they're looking at as long as it looks pretty to their eyes for 3 seconds they don't give a damn
and that's just on basic everyday world shit like u said there's so many mfs i think are decent artists where i legitimately cant tell its ai until i read their fuckshit bio or somethin, like that midjourney i didnt even know it was an ai program i would've just thought it was the name of a video game or some shit! like I feel like I'm kinda turning my back on the whole art community involuntarily bc i just dont trust any image i see most of the time and its fukkin sad i ESPECIALLY feel for the real artists prior to this shitshow who have art styles that now look so much like ai that they basically hijacked to feed the machine like I couldn't imagine spending thousands of dollars on an art college and hours of practice just for your art style to be The Blueprint for empty soulless photos cranked out at inhuman rates by any stupid fucking lazy ass clown like Fuck Man it all sucks so much and the worst part is I just feel like it's one of those things where it will not stop until Something caves and i honestly dont know which one it will be but i just know its only going to get worse idk i try to remember that i can pick up a paintbrush or even whatever the hell i want and make something beautiful while 98% of these ai sacks of shit are just limited to stealing other peoples art on the internet and they couldn't even paint a damn flower if their lives depended on it and if i was stuck on a deserted island I'd probably still find ways to make art with whatever tools and resources i have cause that's an artist baybay but as far as The Internet and its grasp it has on the world and trying to make it as a digital artist and trying to make money from your homemade artwork is very grim man and dont even get me started on art and artists in just about every job field rn my heart goes out to them
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pup-pee · 5 months
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*presents u my dick grayson hcs like ur @ my garage sale* (dick hcs #1?)
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♡ this
♡ hes a passenger princess(no this is cannon whoopsie)
♡ dick is like the first girl 2 b killed in a slaughter movie, but just as a 27-ish yr old adult man
♡ draws on a beauty mark in a different spot everytime & gaslights any1 who asks about it -"hey wasnt ur beauty mark under ur other eye?" -"idk i cant see my own face"
♡ hes always losing his hairties bc he keeps shooting them @ ppl -& rubberbands 4 that matter
♡ we dont talk about the skin grip example -it involves a lot of falling & a lot of crashing -if ykyk
♡ dick usually has a twix in his pocket, but in order 2 get it u have 2 guess if its a left or right twix -he also respectfully keeps the left twin in his left pocket & the right twix in the right pocket
♡ he never believed in santa claus but is terrified that watermelon will grow inside him if he swallows the seeds
♡ not rlly a hc but hes vry mcdonals girl toy coded
♡ says "fuck it we ball" b4 jumping in2 a drug ring
♡ the hardest hes laughed in a while was @ a bucket falling over
♡ "masculine but in a peacock way" quotes,,,,,
♡ makes hot chocolate in a pot -refuses 2 make it in a mug it HAS 2 b done on the stove or its not the same
♡ knows how to do his make-up but doesnt know the name of the product he uses -foundation? no thats just my face paint
♡ if u ask him 2 draw, hell say "i cant even draw a straight line!"
♡ dick; *pulls out sticker sheet* *puts mlp sticker some1s face*
♡ swallowed grapes/blue berries whole as a kid bc he didnt know better -didnt chew them*
♡ dicks fav turtle is leo
♡ fixates on tinkering w/his bits & bots
♡ wears crocs -"y do u wear crocs?" -dick; kicks in their direction so the croc hits theyre face
♡ eyeballs measurements(like cooking) -until it comes 2 clothes, then its ultra mega super duper whopper popper deluxe edition focus
♡ h8s grippy socks -the textures weird + attracts halys hair(as if all socks wouldnt but-) -prolly h8s socks in gen
♡ had 2 have snorted pixie stick as a kid -i am such a believer that every kid has done this so he will 2 -as a dare @ LEAST
♡ when hes angry he plops 1 of those sweet cough drops in his mouth 2 chew on just so that he doesnt go off -any hard candy works 2 -he needs 1 of those chewie chewables
♡ biting/chewing hcs bc it needs a separate category @ this point -keeps chewing on earbuds -h8s biting his nails actually -no pen or pencil or eraser is safe -loves biting but h8s when his food is 2 chewy/has 2 bite harder than usual -has more than 1nce caught himself about 2 chew on electrical wire -bites ppl he loves 2 show appreciation/love nom -(i will defend this goddamn hc till the day i die)
♡ pizza bagels -if ur confused, come see me after class
♡ titans have basically banned horror movies from movie nights bc dick would complain about the gore/physics/traps/mo/literally anything 'inaccurate' -"dick its just a movie" "U DONT UNDERSTAND."
♡ has the most social media followers out of batfam but only posts 1nce a month(sometimes not) -its just a picture of his half eaten cereal captioned "beautiful day today"
♡ titians walked in on him doing a backbend & thought some1 murdered him(not 4 vry long though cause oviously he was alive i just like the thought of some1 like roy when he 1st joined the team walking in & doing the most dramatic gasp ever)
♡ listen, i like contortionist dick -its fun & silly
♡ takes 'cringe' as a compliment
♡ "ur mature 4 ur age!" dick; "let me fix that real quick"
♡ hair grows vry quickly
♡ h8s functioning labels(i mean we all should but yk)
♡ skilled in bingo
♡ over buys treats 4 haly -& toys
♡ insane internal clock -kinda ties in; tells ppl specific times -"meet me @ 2;37 pm" as an example
♡ comic sans enjoyer(literally stole from ttg but shhhhhh)
♡ more invested in presidential gay love affairs than WW1 or 2
♡ hes about yay high
♡ hyperfixates on languages istg
i literally could go on 4ever bc my brain is that highway in germany but i wont i regret nothing
pt 2 <- if i make 1 lol
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mute-call · 2 months
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ok as per usual im gonna dump all my ideas here & figure them out later <3
v; your bell telephone factory : dsaf-fluid factory phone au.
things i Want / need to keep in mind bc i want to use them / also make this unique from his other verses:
he's not the only pg!! i'll go refresh myself on the generations but i think i want him uhhhh peter-esque.......? bro idk i need my dsaf friends to remind me of stuff. basically i want him to have access to his pre-phone memories but not Immediate Complete access
im sorry i refuse to name any pg of mine scott cawthon all my besties hate scott cawthon <3 . but the pg name can be scott gyver in honor of one of my fave canon phone guy designs
blue head. i cant wait to confuse people by using my animatronic icons for non-animatronic verse >:)c
steven should have worked with other pgs in the past when he was human. i think he would have been lowkey scared of them but also never really got in trouble w them. uneasy alliance /lh. steven voice hey my life might suck but at least i dont have a phone for a head! haha. ha. ha
alright down to the details!
i’m thinking he discovers one of the kids’ bodies in the suits if I want to differentiate, or i can steal from dsaf & let him catch William (Henry?) in the act. I think either would work well for him tbh.
additional / alternate idea.... he gets caught during fnaf 2 shit. not a manager at that point (some other pg is). catches william using the suit & gets Done For. previous pg gets scrapped after all that shit goes down & steve comes to look over fnaf 1. it like. goes ok for a while & then the location goes into decline but doesnt technically close so he is just Standing There. <3 . he takes over night shift bc he just fucken lives there basically. has some line about how he's less likely to get his head bit in now that it's plastic so this is the best option for everyone.
im so indecisive about how & when he should die pre-phone. idk man idk. i think this is one of those things i need to develop better in threads / might be flexible & set at diff points thread to thread
pre-phone steve....
drawing from my hcs about him when he was younger, i think pre-phone phoney was SO bright & cheerful & nicies...
really good with the kids. excited about his first real job to support his family. not yet beaten down by fnaf-slash-dsaf shenanigans
i guess he'd die younger than 30 in this unless he gets phone-ified after his canon death point but that doesnt make much sense. so. itty bitty phone. youngun.
post-phone scott....
i am SO into the idea that he's never fired anyone. pushover of a phone!!!
he & peter can share their fake little photo of a completely different phone guy w a completely different family /lh. pg's so excited to have kids :) . he talks about them all the time! please stop telling him they dont exist!!!
partially to differentiate from animatronic verses & partially to bring in his fnaf 1 characterization i think he's pretty chill as far as pgs go. like he'll ask you to stop screwing stuff up but he'll also just shrug and leave if you tell him to shut up about it T_T . very difficult to rile up.
i think one benefit of phoneification for him was removing his guilt about jeremy where applicable. i think i am leaning more towards steve being human for that game, and the bite of '87 stuff being a real turning point for him in terms of . everything. (but blue, wouldnt it make more sense for him to die BEFORE the bite? yes. <3 and yet /lh).
i think he & jeremy would have been closer if he hadn't been manager + everything that happened there fucked him up severely. luckily, as a phone, he doesnt feel much about it at all!
is there anything im missing..... idk more to come. etc.
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failed221b-chill · 10 days
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Tuesday 19 March
Hoping i get my new antidepressants that are actually the full dose of capsules i can absorb properly today/tomorrow
Keep forgetting why i feel low or so very tired and then have to remind myself its probs all my body reacting to absorbing a lower dose antidepressant than the dose that actually works for me to help manage the depression for over two weeks now oops and so... yknow thats why my naps are turning into 3hr depression naps on top of the fatigue and general curse of ailments and horrors and recovering from the events of last week.
Cont.
Basically. Since i arrived at my parents house and crashed after the dentist and watched tv with my brother which meant sitting upright for over 6hrs on friday night, i have been in major fatigue recovery mode anyway and confused why my brain isnt working and just keep forgetting that like im dealing with that AND everything else and not havign my full dose of antidepressant
Also being at my parents makes it way way more obvious when I've not done stuff bc everyone comes into my room to report to me on things theyve done during the day and im just like... i napped. I ate food. I napped.
Although i did actually write something on Sunday so that was nice. I need to maybe not beat myself up for needing rest but its very odd to be here and be resting so much while not outwardly like vomiting.
Also i just dont want to get used to a certain level of being looked after if its not going to be sustainable when i have to go back to my place again. Like could i ask my parents to cook me meals i can eat so im not just eating the dried safe foods i know i can tolerate? Yeah. Theyve literally offered to do that they just need me to give them a list of food i can eat. Problem 1) i cannot make this list because i have no fucking clue and so its hard. Problem 2) what happens when i have to go back to being independent again and i cant ask my parents to cook for me? I dont want to forget the ways i function independently and make that even more of a challenge. Problem 3) deargod i need to eat vegetable i just do not have a very good idea of which ones my body could tolerate and my gut has already been reacting badly to having carrot and coriander soup on weds and thurs bc it was precooked and cooled and store bought and then kept in the fridge and all that meant the histamines got at it and ughhh i dont want to have to go through this and monitor it all by myself. Its easier to just eat the things i know i can eat tolerably.
Problem 4) i am so fuckin tired
Problem 5) gastro said there was very little point in tracking anything about my gut symptoms as they will vary so much on too mant factors for me to track and trying to find patterns in all that might drive me insane, and so my brain has taken that as permission to just stop bullet journalling. So that lasted... half a month and was very successful for that half a month and made me feel great. And now it feels like a pointless endeavour to track symptoms and like why and how because thats just my gut but i have like a whole body of symptoms and a whole mess of factors that could be affecting or triggering stuff and who the fuck knows how im supposed to balance or mamage any of this or learn more of what my body wants so i can like improve
Maintenance is hard enough. Nevermind improve.
Feels like im fighting uphill against a tide of jelly and that tide is just going to come no matter what i do but i can try pushing it back with idk cocktail sticks and sweet wrapper defenses but the jelly still by sheer mass and amount is going to overpower those defences and keep flowing until the entire tilted table is covered in jelly. I cant just keep it in one place and figure out one thing and then move on to the next place and build that to jellyproof standards and then forget and move on to the next jelly area.
Why did i pick jelly? Slower moving than water. More viscous. Messier, too. The curses afflicting my body are like an endless tide of jelly and i do not yet have adequate defences to even reduce the tide nevermind hold it off completely.
The imagery ran away from me a bit.
Ill figure it out. Just need some stronger jelly defences. And maybe a bit more help in stabilising the table so the jelly isnt falling downhill and is instead slowly slumping across a horizontal surface.
Does that make sense? Idk. I need my antidepressants. Please pharmacy have them in and ready to collect asap!!!
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spookymoonie · 5 months
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20 asks for fic writers
thank you @strezzlecki 🖤 @maliceofminds 💜 @magswrite 🧡
1. How many works do you have on a03?
:O ...22. but like they don't all count. some are just my little kink posts
2. what's your total ao3 word count?
60,915
3. What fandoms do you write for?
maraudersssss
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
1. Say "Thank You, Moony" (Use Your Words Pt.2)
2. Say "I'm Your Baby" (Use Your Words Pt.4)
3. Say "Please" (Use Your Words Pt.1)
4. Say "Do It Again" (Use Your Words Pt.3)
5. The Writer's Guideline For A 'Remus Fucks His Student' AU (#13)
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?
yes, but i'm behind in responding, but i love love love them and constantly go back to read them when i can't write bc i'm sad :(
6. What is a fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
none?
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
i think you can argue that both those men are v happy by the end of each
8. Do you get hate on fics?
no!
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
LMAO
10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?
i've co-written an au, a version of a well beloved story but in wolfstar and harry potter references. and it's so well beloved that it fills be with great anxiety that it will not live up to the v high standards and i'm spiraling bc i took such a long time away from my ao3 and tumblr smuts just to write it for this bigbang and---- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
no!
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
LOL love to see how that would go
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
yes!!! the bigbang fic with @blackberryghost who rly is so thoroughly a writer. and then i just came in and jizzed all over it and called it collaboration. (i did the smuts and---I CANT TALK ABOUIT IT YET ARRRRGGGHHH)
14. What's your all-time favorite ship?
wolfstar
15. What's a wip you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?
*sigh* shibari with mirrors, rigger kink mountain climber remus haunt me. but ykno, i think i WILL finish it someday. i just have to chase the dopamine.
16. What are your writing strengths?
tf if i know. idk why you're all here tbh/but i'm relieved and grateful🖤
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
._. i......... um...... erhm........ i write things that make no sense.... and then i immediately post it without thought of how nonsensical and insane i sound.
"Arched his back with the grace of a natural whore."
like. what does that even mean??? it's both the funniest and most absurd thing to come out of my brain. engrave it on my tombstone with a qr code to that fic please
also my typos are fucking horrendous.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
LOL i'm shameless. that's my thought. i throw in languages like i'm a man of the world.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
harry potter but it didn't go well. i was 12. no substance. only empty head echoes.
20. Favorite fic you've written?
musicianSugarDaddyRemus and tattooArtistSugarBabySirius fame au on ao3
:D
tags:
@aspiring-artist-em @phantomgrimalkin @hihimissamericanbi @twisted-tales-told @strugglequill @lemndrps @tortoisebore @bonesandmilkbaby @jaylienpotter @siriuslystargazing @in-flvx @pain-in-the-riri @jamesunderwater @athenasparrow @squintclover @moonheavens @handissmexy @hiddenmoonbeam @butcherbacterium
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panie-wanie-dean-bean · 7 months
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Thank u so much for the lore answer, I love the cotton candy sweetness of fluff but ima lil drunk right now, so i wanted to share a f-ed up question if that's okay, (you'r free to not answer if not,) but since Bo is so determined to like not fuck upnot be sent back n stuff what kind of stuff would he avoid doing around MC 4hat he used to do around his previous masters?
and like, if its related or not, i had this headcanon that im glad u gave some bo backstory for bc where it was like, wat would happen if he accidentally caused a accident with all his adorbs puppy energy, like he's playing tag with Jack or somethin and with Bos megahuge beach boy buff arms just knocks MC down the flight of their fancy imported italian marble stairs edged with silver (they say this as they're fallin down btw 'ah! Im falling down my fancy imported italian marblestairshks Im stupid)
but anyway yea they break something or get like super injured or something and ofc the ambulance has to be called and they're taken ro the hospital to stay for awhile, which sucks bc like ofc society looks down on hybrids so everyone is side eyeing this adorable zoo mansion bc they're lame and 1 brain celled and like "thats wat happens when u have a house full of wild animals they should be put down if u ask me" and MCs attitude is like a grim but professional "if i had both my arms Id beat ur ass bitch, wats ur @? Soon as this morphine drip is done its over for u hoes" but like they probably have a cast or somethin . Anyway MC's worried about the boys, and me the OP is worried about Bo bc like Trauma city would hit his brain harrd, and i dont even know if the other guys would be so forgiving and stuff bc i mean they Should they're a family, but that was two(2) flights of imported italian marble dude, fuck, why play football tag,, in the house?? And idk i just felt bad bc jack n Bo esp probably would feel double bad even tho MC loves him so much he's just a hyper guy, he cant help his zoomzooms, i dont/cant fathom wat he and the boys would do in this situation probably pack his one thing (an old mc shoe) ina rucksack n try to run away miserably or maybe 24/7 at the hospitsl despite all the nasty looks and comments bc they're hybrids or magbe even hiding away bc he absolutely believes that mc will send him away once they lock eyes again, but regardless of either of those things, if MC has to roll up to the house in that (yknow that spongebob character guy who was born with glass bones and paper skin ass Giant ass full body cast on rollers??) To go find that boy and over the grand table firmly tell them not to harbor any horrible thoughts about themselves or each other, bc it was an accident and about lovin them unconditionally and being a family, i might cry or somethinf, the table is also imported italian maple btw MC-s parents had a thing i think they fucked an italian architect guy, or somethin anyway i luv u, im gonna eat a burrito so let me know if u want any thing from the kitchen luv u
Lemme know if tuis text is broken up enough bc i skimmed over it and i was like this is like the stat wars openin or some shit i put gaps in
🖤
First of all, sweety, for me, take a sip or two of water, ok? And make sure you sleep on your side if you're still drunk by then, forehead kisses all around
Anyways, Bo would just mask everything that brings him joy by the time you adopt him. No bouncing, no stimming in general, no talking unless asked, no indulging in his hyperfixations or special interests, he even tries to limit his tail wagging. He's come to correlate his own joy with bad behavior so he's just straight up not him when you first meet him
Holy shit, this is good, but fuck man. Bo wouldn't know what to do with himself. Once the ambulance takes you away he thinks you died. He's in full shutdown, no talking, no eating, no moving off your bed and your scent
Jack would also be distraught, both because he was playing with Bo and because he cleans those stairs so often they're just a little more slippery from how clean they are. He stays with Bo most days, Rory coming in with meals to make sure they don't starve in there. Jack eats a little. Bo doesn't
Rory feels bad for Jack and Bo, he knows they didn't mean it and trusts Jack's recount of events. Nick keeps himself busy by visiting you in the hospital, Shaun wants to go too but since cat's are a popular allergen he's not allowed in unless he needs care. Ian goes as often as he can so he doesn't have enough time to plot Bo's death. Jean and Berry are pissed and openly talk about kicking Bo out. They know better than to talk about Jack like that with Rory around. Joseph is stuck as peace maker until you get back, making sure that no fights break out and they Jean doesn't poisons Bo's food with onions, not that he'd eat it anyhow
When you finally get home and tell everyone that you forgive Bo seeing as it was an accident Bo finally lets everything hit him and cries. He's on his best behavior the months following, you'll have to reteach him to drop his "good boy" mask and be himself
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seo--changbin · 8 months
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part two part two everyone give it up for part two! hope you enjoy <333
fem!jisung my beloved. i feel like she tried to be like cool in high school but totally gave up on that in college. cringe culture is dead babey!! anyways simultaneously a huge huge smart nerd and also so fucking stupid. its bc she uses the big braincells on very smart things and then no more braincells. tried to eat a birthday candle once (she was curious). emotional drunk, not necessarily Sad but yk she will cry bc she loves you so much :(( she gets so so nervous around pretty girls!! also i feel like shes the type of girl to just have fun facts at the ready. like youve just finished having hardcore extremely kinky sex (aka you kissed for like a solid 90% of that) and she’ll just be like…hey did you know that spider rains are a thing. enjoyer of terrible movies. i feel like she just gets so excited about things. ask her to tell you fun facts and she’ll have a big smile and start like vibrating out of happiness. someone needs to be holding her at all times or she will start sobbing. no longer allowed in the kitchen (she set fire to PASTA.) loves giving gifts but like. trinkets. hands you like pretty rocks and a dollar store dinosaur she thought you would like. ‘this post reminded me of you ^_^’ nAP. NAP ENTHUSIAST. poetry nerd no.1. i am so in love with her it hurts. (take her to like a fair or arcade she’ll love it) (oops i may have giving fem!ji my entire personality shhh)
fem!felix!!!! absolute angel. take her to bath and body works to sniff candles. i feel like shes just. you meet her and youre immediately in love. her smile is so pretty, her hair is somehow still looking pretty even though its windy out, she has one of those perfume smells that are sweet but in such a nice way, not overpowering. participates in bake sales all the time because she loves helping others in any way she can! i feel like babies love her. she loves video games, from animal crossing to valorant, shes playing it. i feel like she has horrible spending habits tho, because she loves treating others and also has a lot of hobbies. i feel like shes a hobby jumper too, so she gets really into bracelet making and the next week shes moved on to knitting. loves dumb earrings. have you ever seen those earrings with like a fish in a plastic bag? she has those. plushie! collector! …cant keep plants alive, so now she has either fake plants or the lego ones. huge huge maximalist, if something is empty, theres room for more decor! incredibly bold when flirting, its like a 180 from how she usually is. like you expect her to be all nice and sweet and cutesy and maybe a bit of a pillow princess and her flirting is like… ‘yeah? want me to rail you into the mattress, angel?’ adgagdhuajdhdbaedgasf.
fem!seungminnie! i feel like she volunteers at the local library and like. reads to school children (and jisung). she does voices too, bc shes cool like that. super super smart, i feel like shes a stem major but her heart is with literature. she pretends to be all stern and serious but once she lets her guard down shes so soft. huge softie. will give you like annotated copies of books as presents. poetry lover no.2. i think shes very serious about studying but like. forgets to take care of herself in the process. somehow never forgets to take care of everyone else. has like 25 pretty notebooks, doesnt use any of them. her SMILE!!!!!!!!! i feel like she loves rainy days and also prefers hot chocolate over coffee, but she does think its cool to say she only drinks black coffee. huge fan of cuddles on the couch surrounded by like twenty blankets. gets cold easily. absolutely despises being sick and will insist shes fine (babe you have a fever and you are shaking go back to bed). loves just being in the same room as you. will sit next to everyone on the couch while they play video games, but often refuses to play bc she ‘likes watching’. please hold her hand. please. also play with her hair. she keeps everything anyone has given to her ever and cherishes it (but will vehemently deny that she does)
fem!innie! shes obviously still a fashion icon. her instagram is so aesthetic and organized. i feel like she loves thrill. loves rollercoasters, loves horror movies, loves haunted houses. especially likes being all tough and protecting her girlfriends. horror games make her a wimp tho. knows all the best places around town, all the underground parties, the best places to get food, the most pretty spots, she knows em. she loves you all so so much but has a hard time expressing that :( you all know she loves you tho. will allow you to steal accessories and clothing. loves night time adventures, its 3 am and you wanna go to 7/11? sure lets go! mildly concerning energy drink habits. can hold her liquor the best out of everyone. definitely uses anyone smaller than her as an armrest bc she thinks its funny. she thinks about you all day every day. huge simp. sweet!!! tooth!!! loves sweets, loves soda, loves energy drinks. once ate an entire packet of those ufo things an proceeded to have an hour long sugar high. they dont allow her to have that much candy anymore. she likes doing things, whether its a museum or traveling or shopping, she doesnt care, she just likes going out with her girlfriends. she takes so many pictures of you, both with you knowing and in secret. the ones she made bc you asked are great, but the ones she took secretly…those pictures shine. she always takes them when she thinks youre smiling prettily, or look excited, or when the lighting looks pretty on your skin. (also, innie who takes the most artistic classy nudes, both of herself and the others)
SKRKDKS OK FIRST BEFORE I FORGOT IM CRYING AT SEUNGMIN'S PART WHERE SHE READS TO THE KIDS AND THEN U AND (and jisung) PLS DFKDOKECKDKD I CANT 😭
Jisung's is so cute 😭 she's like the friend who's book smart but when it comes to being street smart... yeah. The random facts would be so cute too 😭 i feel like if u ask her abt something she'll have info abt that certain something right away. Her being an emotional drunk is so valid i can imagine her ugly sobbing while she tells her gfs how much she loves them. Oh and the eating candles part? LMAO 😭 i tried to eat one too bcs i thought it was edible so i dont blame her. Ji is just one smart dumb adorable eepy gf!
Lixie's part is adorable too 😭 our sunshine gf fr who's an absolute angel thats why when she flirts it gives ppl whiplash because no one would ever expect her to flirt that hard. She's that beautiful gamer gf who loves to bake and has a shit ton of squishmallows in her bed (literally, theres no more space for her to sleep on). Spends a lot of money on game stuff and random items too (just like me fr)
Seungminnie! Our tsundere gf! Probs one of the most sane gfs in the skz polycule but can be a bit goofy sometimes too <3 she's the type to wanna get ur attention but is too shy to ask, would never ask u for anything too, just being with u is enough. She may look like a quiet and timid person but if someone lays a hand on one of her gf she's gonna commit homicide. Also her needing to be surrounded by blankets bcs she gets cold easily 😭 IM CRYING THATS SO CUTE I WANNA BUNDLE HER UP.
Ah yes, innie being the fashion icon we know alongside jinnie. She's the fun gf who's also a lil bit of a menace (she got that from her minho unnie) AH SHE'S ALSO THE TYPE OF GF TO STYLE YOU UP!!! I also believe that she'd be the gf who loves to match with you when the two of u are gonna go on dates! I agree with the pictures part too 😔 every day u two needs to have a photo, and the pics she'd snap of u secretly??? She'll post it to ur ig and ur like wait a minute i dont recall getting this pic taken then when realization hits u ur like "INNIE DID U TAKE MY PIC SECRETLY AGAIN?" and all she'll say is that "what can i say u were looking so beautiful in that lighting my love!"
Edit: i forgot abt the nudes part in innie's section. THATS SO TRUE she's the gf who would gladly take ur nudes so that u can send it to the polycule gc <3
AAAAAA NOW I NEED ME A GF 😔
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trickstarbrave · 29 days
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i dont wanna bug op but like
to the person who rbed from me specifically and posted these tags:
#this is hilarious because dricing the speed limit is not gonna get you hit..#you really think ppl will rear end you because Youre drivimg the speed limit?#do you understand that if you get rear ended it is quite literally always their fault unless they have PROOF#that you intentionally break checked them?#rear end is always the person in backs fault i havent ever heard it ruled another way and thats how my accident was ruled w no investigation#no one will read end you because they know it would ruin their life#theyd be out a car theyd get a ticket and possibly arrested you sue them and then they cant ever replace that car#literally they cant because the used car market is nuts#no one is going to hit you guys like cmon thats the worst excuse ive ever heard#you guys are really so impatient that travelling 20x the speed you could generate on your own is too much??#jesus christ...#this is why i dont make friends this behavior is ridiculous and if i get in a car w someone and their speeding all over#im getting out of the car and were not friends anymore like you dont invite someone in your vehicle and drive unsafe w them
you are correct that getting rear ended is almost always gonna have you ruled as Not At Fault. i actually recently got hit in the rear of my car. cops ruled me not at fault. i had to CHASE DOWN THIS WOMAN'S FUCKING INSURANCE TO GET THEM TO PAY FOR MY CAR. and do you know what they said? they said the car wasn't worth fucking fixing. they said it was totaled. it wasn't even that fucked up. but apparently repairs were FAR beyond what the car was worth despite buying a new vehicle costing WAY MORE THAN THAT. this debacle took literally MONTHS trying to resolve. eventually i had to get my dad involved, go to MY insurance, get the money up to what they determined my fucking car was worth, and then pay for the rest of the repairs out of fucking pocket.
i guess i could have chased this old woman down in small claims court for the fucking difference but 1. i dont think the court would have given a shit and decided its MY problem my vehicle is apparently worth only 1k dollars 2. she's an old woman that only hit me because she had fainted earlier, was trying to show her friend how to back up the car bc her breaks were fucked up, accidentally hit the gas too hard while disoriented, and hit my car. she was already at fault for her friend's medical bills. do you think i wanted to be the bad guy hounding some old woman for fucking money.
also like. it doesn't matter if they are at fault and we are going at the designated highway speed limit of 65-70 mph here. that is going to completely destroy the back of my car, potentially flip my vehicle or at the very least cause me to go off road, and i might actually die. "oh that won't happen grow up--" ive been in a near fatal car accident WITHOUT someone fucking read ending me on the highway. my wheel locked up when i was trying to make a pass and i ended up going off road and crashing into a tree. i was lucky it wasnt me going off road off a fucking mountainside bc those are common here and would have meant absolute certain death. sure they will go to jail for manslaughter but i dont want a pyrrhic fucking victory jackass i wanna live
i have driven the speed limit before. i had ppl up my fucking ass who then pass me and flip me off or deliberately made a point to drive close to the side of my vehicle in a passing lane to intimidate me. "but thats illegal they can't do that" astute observation shithead. do you think when i am worried about Not Dying as someone who has Nearly Died In A Car Accident Before because some jackass has decided killing both of us is a valid response to a mild inconvenience i wanna try and get their fucking license plate and call the cops who will tell me "we'll look into it" and do fucking nothing?
i would really genuinely love to not live in a shit place like this. our car centric infrastructure is also done in a way that de-incentivizes actually going the speed limit for most ppl (did you know ppl slow down if the streets are more narrow naturally? yeah they also speed the fuck up if there are like 7 fucking lanes on this road). people here drive like maniacs. i've also nearly been killed for even dumber reasons than someone deciding to ride my ass down the highway like coming to a complete fucking stop on the highway leading to me having to swerve into 2 other lanes. and i was GOING THE SPEED LIMIT DURING THIS INCIDENT.
tl;dr:
"someone might rear end you bc u live in a place with insane ass drivers? yeah right thats illegal, people can't do that!"
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capcavan · 8 months
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AFTG tfc ch1 Re Read by cavan
(i do not remember any details so its almost like im reading it first time lmao) tumblr does not give me read more cut off option so deal with this i guess sorry #CavanrereadAFTG if you need to block it chapter 1 "She'd beat him to the hell and back if she saw him sitting around and mopping like that" is quite violent way to phrase "she woudl be displeased to see him .." so was neil casually beaten by his mom or we only on page 4 of neil backed up trauma management and im already thinking about scene where this boy will finally brek open and admit how much he wants normal life and not having to hide his emotions and you know live a little without this whole batman personal covering his face already hit by brain made connection about how exy is what took rikos life away from him and how it's the thing that kept neil alive through the worst of his here i am making it about this little cunt already but what else were you expecting of me?
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learning new things about English language always nice! neil "its cool my mom died i can finally stay in one place for a bit" how had this boy not murdered this woman himself is beyond me fr ,, please go away" neil wymack already adopted you just haven't got the adoption papers yet I wonder if Janie Smalls is taller than Andrew Minyard "her best friend found her bleeding out" okay but - who is Janie's best friend is it one of foxes? what if it's seth ? Makes sense for it to be seth nvm friend explained to me that potential recruit means she was not at palmetto at the time " Typical of a fox " see riko would make amazing fox that's boy self destructive af in all of my head cannons
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broadening my vocab nice nice Notorious for their tiny size i know it's bc there only 9 of them but i will stay believing it is bc everyone is short math time, had not seen kevin in 8 years neil is 18-19 now so he was 10 ok will remember Neil: i need to be very sneaky about my past wymack: do you need a pen? neil: i can't play for you because you signed kevin day wymack: ....... ??????? I LOVE HOW ANDREW WAY TO SAY HI IS FUCKING CRUSHING NEILS LUNGS AGAINST HIS SPINE ????? forgot how radioactive they are bc of how cute they are welp things align riko broke kevins hand andrew beat up neils internal organs for no reason at all! i love when all my ships are fucked up
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assailant here is the word i keep using but spelling "assultant" lmao , man im learning so much ,, Andrew was blamed for kevins recent transfer" - kandrew is strong with this one ppl in universe just assumed kevin fell in love on first sight and they ARE RIGHT
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i cant tell if im here to study cannon or english but like i know what those words mean but i don't know their definitions does that make sense? OH THIS IS SO CUTE I WILL DRAW THIS FUCK YES LETS GO he slammed motherfucker with his own racket dfghsdjfhgg Hernandez is literary the only normal person over the course of those 3 books andrew *assults someone as hello* wymack: Andrew's a bit raw on manners / my dude with this reading speed it will take me half year to go through those books but im having actually a lot of fun here neil: i already said i can not sign with you wymack:OK BUT YOU STILL NEED TO EXPLAIN WHY KEVIN DAY IS THE ISSUE HERE did kevin heard it lmoa i wonder if kevin heard the ,, do you need a pen - YoU sIgNeD KeViN DaY no wonder kevin was bitch to neil he thought the lil bitch hated him on the start lmao Andrew was only here because Kevin day never went anywhere alone here you go with your raven programming <3 YEARS SINCE THEY'D WATCHED NEIL'S FATHER CUT A SCREAMING MAN INTO HUNDRED BLOODY PIECES Kevin / Dark hair and green eyes, black number 2 neil saw that number and wanted to retch He and his adopted brother Riko Moriyama wrote the numbers one and two on their faces with markers, tracing them over and over anytime they started to fade. ok so were they drawing their own numbers? it sound like kevin was drawing his number too also this is the only mention i think of riko being reffered to as kevin,s brother in the books anyway I have case to make assuming kevin and riko were doing those numbers form young age pre 10 ... it just makes sense the system they use would be Arabic not roman i just can't imagine small kids knowing roman numbers when they were neglected in nest i think this is best case i can make for it. friend provided proof that in book the four tattoo neil get's is introduced as "4" so ok arabic canon moving on Riko nad Kevin were inducted to national court 1 year pre aftg story starts They were champions and neil was a jumble of lies and dead-ends on one hand it's funny how desperate they all are to sign neil on other hand i deeply believe they just see the desperation in his eyes, we know that neil wants it and those contact lenses do not hide it , they know that he wants to say yes, they are just confused about what the fuck makes him say no (kevin's bitchiness) or at least i would make this be the case if neil didn't just got assaulted and if they didn't literary phrased it as ,, we are not living without you signing this" like .. kidnapping with extra steps much ???? playing like he has everything to lose is not excuse for you all to harass this poor man like that OK HOLD ON A SECOND "He'd remember the scrimmage interrupted by that man's murder"
what man what murder the man nathan butchered for them? did nathan murdered someone during game?
WHAT HAPPENED
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the moment kevin would start looking at him funny- he already is ngl im only on page 12 and i just hate neils mom i have no phrasing for it but the fact that every choice neil could make for his happiness is meet with ,, mom would be sooo mad" is really frustrating to read about... what is the point of even being alive for this boy fr???? i wonder if theres any specific place they would have been safe it? kind of would be fun to have au where neil and his mom go to japan and end up getting protection form yakuza F BOMB 1 F BOMB 2 COMBO fuck i love those characters so much okay like all of them It's about second chances, Neil. Second, third, fourth, whatever, as long as you get at least one more than what anyone else wanted to give you"
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David "idealistic idiot" Wymack wymacks sincerity is what lets foxes trust him , wymack is the first adult in their lives that understands Savge yank of her hands in his hair here we go fuck he has so much guilt over trying to live a little this is so un fair "I'm sorry"he gasped out between wet coughs. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
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zbdjjsjwjajba · 1 year
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ok yknow what HELP
ive looked through the demiromantic tag for like an hour and i still cant figue shit out so here we are
am i demiromantic or have i just not met enough ppl
bc the way i would explain demiromanticism (?) to myself is im friends w someone for a bit (ranges from a couple weeks to a year) and then we r put in close proximity?? ig and then the secret romantic attraction quest is unlocked however absolutely does not NEED to be completed (which means i dont HAVE to tell them i like them bc im not really expecting anything out of it?? its just a thing thats kind of happening)
ok so the only crushes im counting total up to 3 (? (will be explained))
1!! my friend group at the time thought it would be a funny little haha to say that they all actually 'ship' me w another friend,,, which led to friend jokingly flirting w me all the time which led to us spending more time together therefore secret romantic quest unlocked which i DID complete (told them and got rejected, cried a little, got over it)
2!! actually dated this person for a bit but honestly dont know if i liked them?? or how i happened to start liking them if i ever did??? like ive looked back on this relationship and thought yh we were absolutely friends who held hands more often and they attempted to kiss me a couple times but like?? was that it??? this is the questionable crush bc genuinely have absolutely no fucking clue if i did have a crush on them or if we decided to give dating a shot just bc they told me a bit before that they did like me and i fully just asked them out (and now did i ask them out bc i wanted to date them or bc everyone around me was getting into relationships and i felt like i was being abandoned??? who knows) THIS PERSON IS ALSO ARO NOW AND WE ARE STILL FRIENDS
3!!! classmate i went on a school trip to nyc w (we were friends?? im not good at knowing if im friends w someone,,, point is we talked quite a bit bc we sat next to each other in maths) and he would do things that i consider sweet,,, like lending me his gloves bc it was cold and letting me hold onto his arm while we were on the subway bc i didnt have anything else to hold onto (we did almost topple over) but now that im writing this out and thinking about it,,, i dont think i would think anything of this if it wasn't a dude?? maybe i have way lower standards for men??? i think thats it,,, ok well now im thinking about if i ever actually found him attractive in any way or if it was just the action of giving me gloves and an arm to hold onto,,, anyway that ig?? unlocked the secret romantic quest??
also those were pretty bunched together??? like in the span of like i think 2 years max and its been i think around 2?? years and no romantic attraction has been felt at all but i think it may be bc i havent really met that many new ppl and therefore pool is smaller????????
nddjnd think this is also kind of important to add but one time i was on a call w a couple friends and smthsmth and i went yh its ok i can just find ppl attractive from afar and they went aww blair :( and i was so confused bc i didn't think i said anything wrong???
ok fuck i have way too much shit to think about now,,, anyway help me out pls this is frying my fucking brain
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mashiee · 11 months
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blyke hcs?
RIGT OK SO
blyke is THE definition of catboy. im sorry if you dont want to hear it but he literally is. he is THE catboy
afab trans man demiboy
he/they pronouns or he/him depending on what i want him to use that day
bisexual
also has fangs, but unlike johns, his are more the kind that are meant to actually tear, rather than puncture. so basically, if he and john had a fight with solely their teeth for some reason, blyke would win
usually very scuffed up and has bandages or something of the sort on him because he gets in the middle of any fight he sees to try and stop it. even outside of school. doc doesnt hate him nearly as much as john but hes not that far
lots of freckles across his nose, shoulders, and ears
blushes super easily even the tips of his ears
his face just gets super red easily in general. when embarrassed, cold, angry, etc
he has braces!!! his teeth are really fucked
along with his fangs, he also has snaggleteeth. his fangs are behind those. like either on the other side of them to the back, or the snaggleteeth are literally growing on top/above of the fangs. not sure which i prefer
he also has two decently sized gaps (about the size of maybe like a toothpick and a 1/2?) between his snaggleteeth and the teeth next to them towards the front
and he has wider/longer than usual front teeth. i believe theres a name for it but i dont remember what its called and iirc it might have been used as an insult so im just not gonna look it up anyway
hes also insecure about his braces, dont bring them up to him. if he brings them up first its fine, but u cant do it first
peanut allergy
height is anywhere from 5'5 to 5'8 to me depending on the day
somewhere between masculine and androgynous for his personal image and the way he presents
wants top surgery, unsure about bottom surgery
currently wears binders (and sports bras for anything active)
anger issues
or maybe ied instead? (cus isnt rlly the same as "anger issues" because it's uncontrollable)
doesnt have a dad
his mom had him at 19 on her own, she told the dad who she had been dating at the time but he left her
her name is Meinya. sometimes her friends call her nya-nya
blyke was born as a twin
wow that sounds like the twin is dead, they are not
his twin's name is Blythe
shes also trans and its kind of funny bc they were originally born with eachothers names but then decided to swap them and take eachothers when they came out
btw this hc came about bc of this image
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p much everyone in that image you can put a name to, except for the red haired girl sitting in front of remi
so. i decided she was blyke's sister
claustrophobic maybe?
definitely afraid of not living up to expectations
or being enough
afraid his friends will lose interest in him and leave him
very loyal
maybe hes like percy jackson and thats his fatal flaw
basketball shorts and basketball jerseys as daily wear
his red flag is that he's literally red /j
rbf
obviously muscular and has abs
TERRIBLE liar
and also just hates lying in general
it makes him feel icky
hes almost always honest and hates lying AND liars
so uh. yikes for isen. not that i think isen is trying to lie to blyke but sometimes he just Does it. hes so used to it
dyslexic
doesnt like reading for that reason
would play soccer, basketball, and/or baseball, also maybe volleyball
def nd but not officially diagnosed w anything
high pain tolerance
he honestly has very little sense of self and isnt really sure what kind of person he is
and also has immense trouble forming his own opinions or ideals, esp without being influenced by others
on that note hes also influenced very easily, esp by ppl he cares about
desperately wants validation from authority figures (and sometimes peers)
love love loves anime and manga and manwhas etc etc etc
prefers sub over dub solely bc its less likely to have translation errors
reads fanfiction and also writes it
fav genre is hurt/comfort
has two goku figurines that he saved up money for. currently saving up for a hatsune miku one.
entire room is FULL of anime posters. all walls, ceiling. door. everything
wants to go to a con some day
attracted to idiots and idiots EXCLUSIVELY
which is why being friends with BOTH remi and isen is a STRUGGLE
arlo has been the direct cause of both blykes phone screen cracking and his computer legit fucking snapping in half, and arlo felt bad both times so he fucking bought blyke a new phone and computer both of excellent quality
therefore blyke once called arlo his sugar daddy as a joke and arlo just about fucking collapsed and died right there
"arlo, grabbing blyke aggressively by the shoulders, practically frothing at the mouth: do not Ever. Call me That. Again"
"blyke, about to bust a lung: aye aye captain"
when he laughs he sounds like a squirt bottle
LOVESSS SPICY FOOD
listens to vocaloid music and plays rhythm games unironically
has a tumblr for his fandom stuff
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winderlylandchime · 6 months
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I’m just gonna go ahead and say sorry in advance the man lost his mind with the next ep but 3x04 1/2 ‘He would make great marketing for durex. Remember their covid ads? Funny as shit. Why is she here? Why can’t she take the kid with her to the hospital? I thought i gave Brian permission to hit this fucking kid? Yeah! Eat the chips you little bitch.‘ we got to Mel and Linds picking donors ‘FRESH SPERM?! LINDSAY HE IS 19- What are the-THEY CANT GO TO A SPERM BANK? THEYRE GONNA PICK BETWEEN THEIR FRIENDS?! Girl, what makes you think any of them want a kid at all or better yet with you? There is no way Brian would let that kid get into the ‘vette. JUSTIN! WHY ARE THEY CASUALLY SAYING HEY TO EACH OTHER? oh Justin hates this kid (Mel and Linds pick Mikey) MICHAEL?! THEY ARE PICKING MICHAEL?! MICHAEL?! MIKE? MIKEY?! Because he invited a kid to a comic book store? THAT IS LITERALLY HIS JOB! Thank god the diner doesn’t have more male waiters because she would think someone wants a kid just cause they told her the specials’ ‘WHAT IS WITH THEM MOVING IN SO FAST? I THOUGHT THAT WAS A YOU PEOPLE THING *waves at me*’. ‘Have you noticed that whenever Lindsay and Melly want something from someone they make them a meal? (mikey and Ben are taking a shower and he actually fake gagged) The only shower scenes I like are Brian and Justin’ ‘he’s going through Brian’s stuf- he has a lot of dildos, why am i acting surprised..HE STOLE HIS BRACELET! How dare you, you little shit! BRIAN HE HAS YOUR BRACELET! HE DOES NOT OWE ANY OF YOU ANYTHING ESPECIALLY NOT MONEY! I know I said hit him but this *points to the toilet scene* is WAY fucking better! Do Ethan next!’ He is once again using Shazam to make his playlist even better. ‘Usually when people start doing drugs, they become fun before they ruin their lives, this dude is just hitting the gym? Boring. Oh he’s angry and jealous of Michael isn’t he? Well that’s not healthy’ he is once again using Shazam, this is getting ridiculous. ‘OKAY BRIAN!! Oh damn, I don’t remember him being all 6 packy before. Why is a cop there?’ ‘Why is he surprised that he wont have full rights? Dude, you’re a DONOR! But don’t worry they never hold their word, they force the donors to step up one way or the other. Make sure you have life insurance. THATS WHY THERES SPERM BANKS MELANIE!’ And thee scene is coming up (my cousin thankfully reminded me to record him here bc she knew he’d lose his mind and thank fuck she did. Usually i record him for big moments but i almost forgot here) ‘HE ACCUSED HIM OF WHAT NOW?! *pauses tv* OH FUCK HIM AND FUCK WHOEVER MADE HIM! That is such a horrible and serious accusation to make cause some people, HA, some people..good one (his name), GIRLS! WOMEN! aren’t believed! And boys! Oh don’t even get me started and i know it’s ironic because im yelling at a boy BUT DIFFERENT! WE DONT EVEN GET TO COME FORWARD CAUSE WE SHOULD BE HAPPY WE GOT LAID! And if it was done by a man? Well then we are forced to be quiet because we get mocked since apparently gay is worse than rape. But Brian is gay, so of course he did that and nobody would think otherwise. Because gay means predator in their peanut shaped brain! Meanwhile PRIESTS exist! Or those weird family friends that you have to change outfits for when they come over but nobody calls that out. HOW FUCKING DARE THEY? You know what? FUCK EVERYTHING AND ESPECIALLY FUCK THAT KID! His family better know better, i have no faith in them but they owe him that! Nobody will believe this, he literally hates kids!‘ He then got up and went outside to smoke. I forgot that when the whole Florida gay ban bullshit happened, this man FLEW to florida to protest (we are nowhere near florida) so I should’ve seen this coming tbh. And when he came back inside he just went ‘I do wish they showed him being interrogated because I know for a fact my man was giving sarcasm and anger and funny insults!’ ‘Well look at that, it’s almost as if you shouldn’t move in together after like a week!’
Melanie and Lindsay’s insistence on using known sperm over donor sperm baffles me and must be because for TV reasons because it’s so bananas. LOLing at them making someone a meal… that is so true!
Ben not becoming more interesting with a drug problem IS A MOOD. And true.
His reaction to this storyline is everything. Factually, false accusations are incredibly rare and yes, it’s a double-whammy for boys. The other part of this storyline I hate? Is that Claire is right to believe her kid. So rarely do parents believe their kids and go to the police, when they should. I hate hate hate this storyline with a passion. I get why it happens (Justin still believing in Brian and doing whatever needs to be done to clear his name) but FFS CowLip why why why do you have to create a narrative around a false accusation?
YOUR BROTHER FLEW TO FL TO PROTEST? He gets all the fist-ally’s in the world! I love him.
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boypussydilf · 1 year
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sherlock. what is it's gender. what is their deal. speak your trutg
oh dear with the state of my blog its now hard to tell when people walk up to me and say sherlock if they mean dgs sherlock the og or any of the several others ive started talking about. we need to like. color code them. anyway im gonna talk about dgs sherlock bc hes the one im most likely to have proper thoughts on and then probably also do one for mostly just. like. the general concept actually thinking about it i do have many thoughts on Non-DGS Sherlock i dont know why i allowed myself to think i didnt . i just get caught up in the bimbo dad but i like the entire folder hes stored in
dgs first tho <333333
Sexuality Headcanon: gay. Just gay
Gender Headcanon: If i had to make 1 decision. genderfluid <3 Sherlock Holmes (DGS) can fit so much gender in her !!!!!!!!!
A ship I have with said character: *looks at my blog* *looks at my pinned post* um i think you guys know . already. the only one i have . do i need to say it
A BROTP I have with said character: i mean. Iris. they r best friends for real ! they r like the most important people to each other ! they r this guy and their 10 year old daughter who packs peanut butter jelly sandwiches for them !!!
A NOTP I have with said character: im gonna be petty and say vanlock. i blocked the tag bc i got tired of seeing it. actually even moreso i like physically recoil when i see ppl shipping him with ryuu, it fucking. completely baffles me. like. nothing wrong with that. people who ship them aren’t weird in That sense. but theyre weird as in I can’t understand what compels you to do this . i dont like vanlock but i can Understand why people do i just got extra sick of it bc its semi common. i cant understand why people ship sherlock and ryuu. like youve misread the vibe badly. this is not it. oh dear god this just got 5 times as long as all the other sections of this fucking ask meme. power of being slightly annoyed sorry
A random headcanon: UHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD . I KNOW i have headcanons abou t this bitch he swarms around in my mind all the time. I am imagining Random Exploits of the DGS Cast on a daily basis where did the fucking Concepts and Ideas go. ill return to this once ive done everything else and see if i havent thought of anything fun by then. ive thought about it some more and my most recent thought on him has been like. she knows some russian and japanese right? actually a fucking lot of russian to be able to read entire newspaper articles but thats besides the point i just think that sherlock knowing several different languages is neat but, Like. its pure chance if she ever manages to learn enough to be able to …. use it. once every several months sherlock will get really really excited about a new foreign language and put in like 2 weeks of work before forgetting about it completely. he has the vocabulary of a very young toddler in half a dozen different languages and is remembering those vocabularies by sheer luck
General Opinion over said character: Im normal iam normal normal im normal and regular . im normal and im normal about him and i dont intend to put him under a microscope or anything. i am not putting him in a little plastic box and shaking him to find out what happens . *extends my hand ibuprofen style* who wants to speculate about dgs in hyperspecific ways with me. hello my like 3 dgs followers do you have thoughts on sherlock holmes. tell them to me. lets all be normal. Anyway uh hes funny
IVE GOTTEN THAT BITCH OUT OF THE WAY LETS TALK ABOUT …… im not even sure. The General Concept of Sherlock Holmes on a Wide Scale, which, like, ultimately probably just boils down to: acd holmes. time to get philosophical with it. thats not the right word.
Sexuality Headcanon: sherlock is either gay or aroace or some more specific combination of all previous terms. Hey does that… even count as headcanon? Ultimately my stance is “whatever as long as sherlock holmes is not interested in women” and it is stated very clearly explicitly and repeatedly in canon that sherlock holmes is not interested in women so . like.
Gender Headcanon: You know what’s funny is expressing disdain for women is an effective way to distance yourself from femininity in general, for instance, to assert masculinity as a trans man, or as a negative reaction to being a trans woman. So. Like.
A ship I have with said character: at first i was like “its just kind of an objective fact that sherlock and watson are gay but i dont have emotional investment in it” but that was a fucking lie
A BROTP I have with said character: SHERLOCK HOLMES DOES NOT HAVE FRIENDS. I DONT FUCKING KNOW, TOBY THE DOG?
A NOTP I have with said character: The next time an adaptation tries to make him and irene adler straight together im going to thr authors house and shooting them point blank. shut up shut up shut up shut up. they would NOT
A random headcanon: man i dont even fucking know. he probably eats food off the floor and i mean this genuinely
General Opinion over said character: Sherlock Holmes is the ultimate Little Freak. Like 80% of the joy of any sherlock holmes media is “Watch this Freak Behave Oddly”. Some people think he would be hard to get along with personally i think we would make very good friends and i would love to hang out with the Freak.
Man. I hope this post isn’t actually as long and hard to look at as it looks in the mobile post editor. Unfortunately it probably is
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thegeminisage · 10 months
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i've decided to start in central hyrule & work my way outward re: shrines & seeds. reason: i am weak af and if i do this i will collect materials along the way which will help me upgrade my armor, or at least give me something i can cook and/or sell, and seeds and shrines will help me with weapons/health/stamina. win/win/win if collecting korok seeds doesnt make you wanna end it all
obviously i am gonna have to do this in Small Doses. i'm thinking every x number of seeds/every area i stop and do one of the sidequests in my backlog to keep it interesting
i'm on the other island next to hyrule castle looking for the chasm the map swears is here. i'm starting to wonder if i cant sneak into hyrule castle via these, even though there's a wall, because there's a deep spot on the other one. i am not <3 going to find out
so it is Not here. i can't find any sort of cave entrance or anything it could be in, like the other one...does it unlock later...? is this too part of the fifth sage quest
eigh the hyrule castle music coming it. stop i know i know im too close!!!! such different vibes from the deceptively peaceful central hyrule of botw...
IF OUND THE CAVE!!! ANOTHER FROX!!!!!!! i'm scared!!!!!!!!!!
OH EWWWW WHEN YOU'RE IN THE AIR IT TRIES TO CATCH YOU IN ITS MOUTH THAT IS SO GROSSSSS
i used. almost literally. every weapon i had left. i have like a fire wand a mining stick and two shitty swords. what the fuck what the fuuuck
luckily there's a lightroot like right here. i saw it when i got in but i was Uh. busy.
well there is fuck all else down here so now my new priority is finding weapons. i know lookout landing has some...hinoxes usually carry good ones...AUGHGHGH
god the ones here SUUUCK i am in such trouble.
i cant fight a hinox with no weapons...so thats out
maybe a construct camp...? i could start in the great sky islands. literally back 2 basics
luckily i still have lots of arrows and many good strong bows, so i can use that to my advantage
took out a construct camp. got one (1) Pretty Good sword
okay, with some fusing i now have 2 pretty good swords, one pretty decent sword, and two shitty ones, plus a fire rod, mining stick, and...an actual stick, that i picked up off the ground, just in case. i think i can work with this
landed in the deya village ruins! i've been wanting to poke around here actually...then i'll get back to central hyrule lol
very nostalgic...this is where i got my first blood moon in botw...since it was already night, the ruins were creeping me out, they remind me of a spooky location in okami. and i had no idea what was happening when the sky went red and the music changed because i hadn't seen the red moon rise, i was looking at the ground!! it really freaked me out lol, i'll always remember it
yooo there's a shrine in this well!!!!!
there's a talus down here KICKING my ass. his little thingy is on his back and i never know how to defeat those 😭
I MISS STASIS >:(
got him. jesus fuck
on the bright side this is another cool thing to add to my weapons. my supply is refilling itself rather nicely
back in central hyrule and i found a little island absolutely COVERED in flint and arrows. environmental storytelling.........not sure WHAT story they're telling but i see them telling it
OHHH my god. when i was flying over. some gloom hands just. SPAWNED BENEATH ME. TOTALLY SOUNDLESSLY. AND NOW I'M STUCK UP HERE BC IF I GET DOOOWWWWWN
this is the thing. this is the thing. when i said "guardians are scarier" i'm not implying these motherfuckers are not scary. bc they are. but u have to understand my first encounter w guardians was a complete and total surprise. just, bam, piano, YOU'VE BEEN SPOTTED, the sheer terror of fleeing for cover
but the hands. everyone talked about the hands before i got there. i saw them spawn down at the bottom of the labyrinth at a good distance away. i had time to absorb what was coming and it was not remotely a surprise
and then they spawned in the dark, without a single sound
and then they spawned UNDERNEATH ME, without a single sound
THERE IS NOT EVEN MUSIC PLAYING RIGHT NOW. EVERYTHING JUST WENT SILENT.
these are the antithesis of guardians. a guardian will scream its presence at you and the scream makes you wanna duck and cover. the hands will be killing you before you even know they're there. anytime anywhere no warning whatsoever. it's apples and oranges. they're both fucking scary
anyway i can't get down from here.
i can't get down and i do not want to fight them I Do Not Want To I Do Not Want To I DO NOT WANT TO
if i wait long enough, will they despawn...?
ok no. i gotta go for it. im so scared
went for it, made it, barely. the music didn't start but they looked up with their horrible eyes and they were on their way to me. i went over a hill and i stopped hearing the sound effects and now i hear normal music again but i sort of have to go that way a teensy bit to get ym korok seed and i'm too scared. what if they're still there! when do they despawn!
ok. i'm gonna go for it and if i see even a hint of them i'll fast travel away >:(
absolutely zero signs of them of COURSE it's way too far away but some chuchus jumped out at me and scared me shitless
at least guardians don't keep scaring you AFTER THEYRE GONE. theyre def cooler tho
okay i have to quit now bc it's bedtime and also for my own mental wellbeing. EUGH those hands!!!!!
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