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firebuug · 7 months
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my OCs being a main source of motivation and self exploration for myself is really funny bc then I end up with facts such as "through a really long game of dominos my friend recommending me a $25 game on steam about monster management ended up with me pursuing my education degree again". that's not rlly something I can bring up to my future colleagues i don't think
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pikahlua · 1 year
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MHA Chapter 385 spoilers translations
This week’s initial tentative super rough/literal translations under the cut.
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1 キガントマキア KIGANTOMAKI (sic) Gigantomachia
2 EAST イースト IISUTO East
3 Mt.レディ マウントレディ MAUNTO REDI Mount Lady
4 進行阻止 しんこうそし shinkou soshi Blocking [AFO’s] progression
5 オール・フォー・ワン 死柄木の元へ行きたい オール・フォー・ワン しがらきのもとへいきたい OORU FOO WAN   Shigaraki no moto he ikitai All For One   Wants to go to where Shigaraki is
6 夜嵐他 士傑増援 よあらしほか しけつぞうえん Yoarashi hoka   shiketsu zouen Yoarashi and the others   Reinforcements from Shiketsu
7 常闇・ホークス 他数名 とこやみ・ホークス ほかすうめい Tokoyami・HOOKUSU   hoka suumei Tokoyami & Hawks   Several others
8 トガの増殖をけん制・抑え 残存ヒーローと士傑増援 トガのぞうしょくをけんせい・おさえ ざんぞんヒーローとしけつぞうえん TOGA no zoushoku wo kensei・osae   zanzon HIIROO to shiketsu zouen The remaining heroes and Shiketsu reinforcements containing and suppressing Toga’s proliferation
tagline 1 No.385 若き衝動  堀越耕平 ナンバー385 わかきしょうどう  ほりこしこうへい NANBAA 385 wakaki shoudou   Horikoshi Kouhei No. 385 Young Impulse   Kouhei Horikoshi
tagline 2 戦況は…‼︎ せんきょうは…‼︎ senkyou wa...!! The battle situation is...!!
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1 ハアッ…また壊れた…! ハアッ…またこわれた…! HA...mata kowareta...! “Hah...it broke again...!”
2 ルールちゃん RUURU-chan “Rule-chan!”
3 もうデトネラット製しかない! もうひろいものしかない! mou hiroi mono (kanji: DETONERATTO-sei) shika nai! “There’s nothing but wide Detnerat-made things!”
4 何でもいい‼︎ なんでもいい‼︎ nandemo ii!! “Anything is fine!!”
5 魔王を叩き続けられれば…! まおうをたたきつづけられれば…! maou wo tataki tsudzukerarereba...! “If we can keep hitting the Demon King...!”
6 ゼエッ ZEE "Heeh” [breathing sounds of exertion]
7 ゼエッ ZEE "Heeh” [breathing sounds of exertion]
8 ハッ HA "Hah” [breathing sounds of exertion]
9 ハッ HA "Hah” [breathing sounds of exertion]
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1 支える事しかできなくてごめん…! ささえることしかできなくてごめん…! sasaeru koto shika dekinakute gomen...! “Sorry that I can do nothing but support you...!”
2 その"支え"が…光明を加速させる! その"ささえ"が…バルドルをかそくさせる! sono “sasae” ga...BARUDORU wo kasoku saseru! “That support...is making Balder accelerate!”
3 おおおおおお!!! oooooo!!! “OOOOOOH!!!”
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1 え e “Eh?”
2 レディ!!! REDI!!! “Lady!!!”
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1 殺処分だ愚図が…! さつしょぶんだぐずが…! satsushobun da guzu ga...! “This is a culling, you fools...!”
2 "もう一人の僕"の影響か…この肚にもどす黒いものが生じ始めてる… "もうひとりのぼく"のえいきょうか…このはらにもどすぐろいものがしょうじはじめてる… “mou hitori no boku” no eikyou ka...kono hara ni modosu guroi mono ga shouji hajemeteru... “Is this the influence of the other me...something dark returning to this stomach is starting to arise...” (Note: Yeah, I’m not exactly sure what this is supposed to mean.)
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1 若返る程 わかがえるほど wakagaeru hodo “The more I rejuvenated,”
2 抑えが効かなくなる感じた おさえがきかなくなるかんじた osae ga kikanaku naru kanjita “the more I felt like I couldn’t hold back.”
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1 身を委ねるだけで みをゆだねるだけで mi wo yudaneru dake de “By entrusting yourself to it,”
2 "個性"の潜在能力をより引き出せる… "こせい"のポテンシャルをよりひきだせる… “kosei” no POTENSHARU (kanji: ) wo yori hikidaseru... “you can draw out the potential of your quirk even more...”
3 こんなにも強い光を発生させられる こんなにもつよいひかりをはっせいさせられる konna ni mo tsuyoi hikari wo hassei saserareru “You can produce such a strong light as this.”
4 常闇ーー‼︎ とこやみーー‼︎ Tokoyami--!! “Tokoyami--!!”
5 手を止めるな‼︎ てをとめるな‼︎ te wo tomeruna!! “Don’t let up!!”
6 いいね若いってのは いいねわかいってのは ii ne wakai tte no wa “It’s nice, isn’t it? Being young...”
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1 僕をここまで追いつめた ぼくをここまでおいつめた boku wo koko made oitsumeta “You chased me this far.”
2 彼の"個性"を貰う かれの"こせい"をもらう kare no “kosei” wo morau “I will take his quirk.”
3 どけよ doke yo “Out of my way.”
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1 もう充分頑張ったろうホークス もうじゅうぶんがんばったろうホークス mou juubun ganbattarou HOOKUSU “Haven’t you already done your best, Hawks.”
2 「剛翼」… 「ごうよく」… 「gouyoku」... “Fierce Wings...”
3 因子が爛れている いんしがただれている inshi ga tadarete iru “Your [quirk] factor is dissipating.”
4 ゴミクズ同然のコレでよく戦い抜いた ゴミクズどうぜんのコレでよくたたかいぬいた GOMIKUZU douzen no KORE de yoku tatakai nuita “You fought well with this practically garbage [quirk].”
5 ストック個性は外部扱いで… ストックこせいはがいぶあつかいで… SUTOKKU kosei wa gaibu atsukai de... “Your stock of quirks is treated as external...”
6 「巻き戻し」に適用されないのか… 「まきもどし」にてきようされないのか… 「makimodoshi」 ni tekiyou sarenai no ka... “so Rewind doesn’t apply to it, huh...?”
7 クソだな… KUSO da na... “Well that’s shitty...”
8 損傷によって進行速度が上がっている… そんしょうによってしんこうそくどがあがっている… sonshou ni yotte shinkou sokudo ga agaitte iru... Due to damage, the rate of progressing is increasing...
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1 「黒影」なんか奪っても 「ダークシャドウ」なんかとっても 「DAAKU SHADOU」 nanka tottemo “Even if you steal Dark Shadow,”
2 中二の痛いヤツになるだけだぞ…‼︎ ちゅうにのいたいヤツになるだけだぞ…‼︎ chuuni no itai YATSU ni naru dake da zo...!! “you’ll just become a guy with middle school syndrome...!!” (Note: Middle school syndrome (referred to often in Saiki K) is when an edgy teenager believes they have special powers and that they are “different” from other people.)
3 奪るならオイラの「モギモギ」奪れやコラ…! とるならオイラの「モギモギ」とれやコラ…! toru nara OIRA no 「MOGIMOGI」 toreya KORA...! “If you’re gonna steal something, steal my Pop Off, damnit...!”
4 最高の髪型になれるぞ! さいこうのかみがたになれるぞ! saikou no kamigata ni nareru zo! “You can have the best hairstyle!”
5 常闇から「黒影」奪んじゃねえよ…! とこやみから「ダークシャドウ」とんじゃねえよ…! Tokoyami kara 「DAAKU SHADOU」 tonja nee yo...! “You can’t take Dark Shadow from Tokoyami...!”
6 弱者の咆哮… じゃくしゃのほうこう… jakusha no houkou... The roars of weaklings...
7 今は一分一秒が惜しい… いまはいっぷんいちびょうがおしい… ima wa ippun ichibyou ga oshii... Every second and minute is precious now...
8 見ろ みろ miro “Look,”
9 報道のヘリだ ほうどうのヘリだ houdou no HERI da “it’s a news helicopter.”
10 人々はこの光景を目にし… ひとびとはこのこうけいをめにし… hitobito wa kono koukei wo me ni shi... “The people will see this scene...”
11 再び君らに失望するだろう ふたたびきみらにしつぼうするだろう futatabi kimira ni shitsubou suru darou “and once again likely be disappointed in you all.”
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1-2 何も守れなかったな なにもまもれなかったな nani mo mamorenakatta na “You weren’t able to protect anything,”
3 ヒーロー HIIROO “hero.”
4 雄英からの避難民受け入れ先として専守防衛の任を任されておりましたが未だ到着ナシ ゆうえいからのひなんみんうけいれさきとしてせんしゅぼうえいのにんをまかされておりましたがいまだとうちゃくナシ yuuei kara no hinanmin ukeire saki to shite senshu bouei no nin wo makasarete orimashita ga ima da touchaku NASHI We were entrusted with the exclusive defense of the refugees arriving from UA, but as of now they haven’t arrived.
5 ーーーまだ… ---mada... "Not yet...”
6 まだ mada There’s still
7 希望はーー きぼうはーー kibou wa-- hope--
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1 地下・避難システム 雄英→士傑ルート ちか・ひなんシステム ゆうえい→しけつルート chika・hinan SHISUTEMU   yuuei→shiketsu RUUTO Underground evacuation system   The UA→Shiketsu Route
2 何で動かないんだよ‼︎ なんでうごかないんだよ‼︎ nande ugokanainda yo!! “Why won’t it move!!”
3 電気も消えちまった でんきもきえちまった denki mo kiechimatta “The electricity went out too!”
4 怖いよお こわいよお kowai yoo “I’m so scared!”
5 お母さん姉ちゃん離れんなよ おかあさんねえちゃんはなれんなよ okaasan neechan hanarenna yo “Mom, Sis, don’t move away [from me].”
6 Mt.レディたちやられちゃったって…! マウントレディたちやられちゃったって…! MAUNTO REDI-tachi yararechatta tte...! “They said they got Mount Lady and the others...!”
7 ウソだ!フェイクニュースだこれは! USO da! FEIKU NYUUSU da kore wa! “It’s a lie! This is fake news!”
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1 どうなってんだよ… dou nattenda yo... “What’s going on...”
2 信じて託したのに… しんじてたくしたのに… shinshite takushita noni... “We believed and trusted in you...”
3 これじゃあ… kore jaa... “But this...”
4 捜査本部 そうさほんぶ sousa honbu Investigation Headquarters
5 被害状況不明…! ひがいじょうきょうふめい…! higai joukyou fumei...! “Damage status unknown...!”
6 AFOまっすぐ東へ進行中! オール・フォー・ワンまっすぐひがしへしんこうちゅう! OORU FOO WAN massugu higashi e shinkouchuu! “All For One is currently headed straight to the east!”
7 まずいよ mazui yo “This is bad!”
8 相場‼︎状況はどうなってる あいば‼︎じょうきょうはどうなってる Aiba!! joukyou wa dou natteru “Aiba!! How is the situation?”
9 避難システムはもう取り返してる動き出したブロックもあるでしょ ひなんシステムはもうとりかえしてるうごきだしたブロックもあるでしょ hinan SHISUTEMU wa mou torikaeshiteru ugoki dashita BUROKKU mo aru desho “I’m already retrieving the evacuation system. It seems some blocks have started to move.”
10 でも…中から止められてるブロックがある でも…なかからとめられてるブロックがある demo...naka kara tomerareteru BUROKKU ga aru “But...there’s a block that’s being stopped from the inside.”
11 止めてる奴がいる とめてるやつがいる tometeru yatsu ga iru “Someone is there stopping it.”
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1 AFOには解放戦線幹部に従うよう言われたのに… オール・フォー・ワンにはスケプティックにしたがうよういわれたのに… OORU FOO WAN ni wa SUKEPUTIKKU (kanji: kaihou sensen kanbu) ni shitagau you iwareta noni... “All For One told us to obey the Liberation Front Executive Skeptic, but...”
2 連絡が途絶えた!どうしたらいいAFOに結果を示さないとーー れんらくがとだえた!どうしたらいいオール・フォー・ワンにけっかをしめさないとーー renraku ga todaeta! dou shitara ii OORU FOO WAN ni kekka wo shimesanai to-- “We’ve lost contact! What should we do? If we don’t have results to show to All For One--”
3 今日が終わればAFOの世界になる! きょうがおわればオール・フォー・ワンのせかいになる! kyou ga owareba OORU FOO WAN no sekai ni naru! When today is over, this will become All For One’s world!
4 結果を示さないと俺たちの生活が けっかをしめさないとおれたちのせいかつが kekka wo shimesanai to ore-tachi no seikatsu ga If we don’t show him results, our lives will...”
5 見つけたぞ‼︎ みつけたぞ‼︎ mitsuketa zo!! “Found you!!”
6 キャアア KYAAA “Kyaaa!”
7 鉄哲っ‼︎ てつてつっ‼︎ Tetsutetsu!! “Tetsutetsu!!“
8 おう‼︎ ou!! “Right!!”
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1 うわああ uwaa “Waah!”
2-3 この先わかってんのになァ… このさきわかってんのになァ… kono saki wakatten noni naA... “I know what’s ahead of here but...”
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1 ああいう事がまた必ず ああいうことがまたかならず aa iu koto ga mata kanarazu “That kind of thing can definitely”
2 訪れるって… おとずれるって… otozureru tte... “call on me again...”
3 わかってんのに……… wakatten noni......... “I know that, but.........”
4 なんだろうなあ…! nandarou naa...! “I wonder what it is...!”
5 無駄死にだ! むだじにだ! mudaji ni da! He’ll die in vain!
6 自殺志願かよ‼︎ じさつしがんかよ‼︎ jisatsu shigan ka yo!! Are you volunteering for suicide?!!
7 俺も おれも ore mo “Me, too...”
8 体が動くんだなあ! からだがうごくんだなあ! karada ga ugokunda naa! “My body just moved!”
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1 神野区… かみのく… kamino-ku... Kamino Ward...
2 まだ mada “Not yet.”
3 終わっちゃいねえ おわっちゃいねえ owaccha inee “It’s not over.”
tagline 覗く人影は… のぞくひとかげは… nozoku hitokage wa... The peering shadowed figure is...
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grigori77 · 1 year
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Critical Role, Campaign 3 Episode 58
Matt Mercer, destroyed before he can begin ...
Oh gods ... not more terrible French Sam ... look at Marisha, she's already losing it completely ... and now there's a ghost? WTF? Wow ... so good and SOOOOOO BAD both at the same time ...
Yes. Give them ALL a raise!
New game! New system! CANDELA OBSCURA!!! Ooooooooooooh ... yes, gimme gimme gimme! Especially with added Robbie!
Yes. Everything that follows will be CHETNEY'S fault ...
Aaaaaaaaaaah! Roll initiative! Already! Aaargh!
Battlemap's already nightmare fuel, not good ...
Travis: "if everybody rolls zbove a ten we'll win!" Sam (to Ashley): "So what'd you roll?" Ashley: "Six." Oof ...
This thing screams and INSTANT psychic damage? Ooooooh fuck ...
Go off FRIDA!!! Badass round!
"Eyeless teeth and mouths swirling in space"? Dear gods, Matthew ...
Blood Curse of Bloated Agony! Sweeeeeeeeet ... and TURMOIL!!! Yes! And WOW nice damage ...
Legendary Action? Shit ... CHEW?!!! Oh fuck ... OUCH!!! DOUBLE FUCK!!!
No Sympathetic Bond for Fearne? Ashley (angfily amused): "What the fuck?!"
Angry butts ... hmmm ... and "moist", "glistening" ... gods, please SOMEBODY STOP THEM BOTH!!!
Matt: "Big risks, Big rewards, big ... fuckery if you fail!"
"PUSH THROUGH THE SLAW!!!" Oh my fucking gods ...
Roll a 22 or tank ... Laura: "Well I got ONE of the numbers!" Yeah ... she rolled a TWO ... "No! I don't do yhat!" I DO NOT blame her for wanting to retcon THAT mess ...
Lightning damage! YES!!! Tumble down the stairs! NOOOOOO!!!
Another Chew? 21 points of piercing damage on FCG? Ouch!
No! Not Fearne too! Aaaaaaah! And now she's GRAPPLED too!
Shit. The place is now ON FIRE!!!
Aabria: "How many of its BUTTS fell off?" Matt: "It is now minus 4 butts."
CONSUME?!!! I'm sorry, CONSUME?!!! Fuck that's a lot if rolling ... NOOOOOOO!!! Fearne is DOWN!!! And she has just been fucking EATEN!!!
A DEATH SAVE?!!! Already? 9? FUCK!!! 1 fail already?
Save her! Yes! Do it! YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!
Spare the Dying! Yes! Do it! Thank fuck ...
FRIDA!!! Badass protector!
Chetney renders Fearne invisible with his "sexy claws". XD
Travis: "You son of a birch, you BAITED ME!!!"
FCG's new and improved bolt thrower ... is INEFFECTUAL. Balls ...
Spiritual Weapon towel whip attack ... NAT1?!!! Fuck me ...
The Thing is POOPING ITSELF down the stairs towards Imogen. Dear fucking gods ...
Laura: "WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!!! WHERE AM I GONNA GO!!!" Matt: "That's a good question." Ooh, you evil bugger ...
Giant Pacman maw ... no teeth? Just a gummy rend ... BLACK BILE?!!! What?
Oh fuck, roll good, Ashley! Oh no, what is that face, Ashley? 9? No ... and Fearne's gone again! FUCK!!! One failed death save AGAIN!!!
Channel Divinity? Ooooh ... YES!!! Half her HP back! Fearne's back up! Thank fuck ... Nice one, Deanna!
Spiritual Weapon ... Deanna conjures a mystical DivaCup! Which doesn't do ANYTHING!!!
Fearne (now awake): "I can't see my hands ... I CAN'T SEE MY HANDS!!!" Chetney werewolf: "You're invisible." Fearne: "Oh."
Rot! ROT AWAY, YOU FUCKER!!! Nice one, Fearne.
Aabria: "I don't like short-form improv. Get the fuck out of here."
Chewing on FRIDA!!! NOOOO!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!
Shit! The fire is now becoming A PROBLEM!!!
Flaming crossbow bolt! Yesssssss, FRIDA! A miss? Balls ... second hits, though! Phew ... plus Sharpshooter! Cool ... 21 points altogether thanks to the fire! And it DOESN'T LIKE the fire! Good! Use that!
Matt: "You might take some fire damage if you stay there." Christian: "I always take fire damage when I'm next to Faithful Care Giver!" Cue appreciative yelps! XD
Travis (singing): "REEEEEEEEEAAAD the meat!" Oh dear gods ... and then "treetrunk of skin" ... this is getting so nasty ...
Another Chew on FCG ... aaargh ... 25 points of piercing damage! Sam: "I'm okay!"
Aabria: "BAD butthole!" Laura: "It's horrible in here!" Snort ... Evolution for the WIN!!! XD
Telekinetic Pull ... she's gonna try to PULL IT DOWN into the room WITH HER?!!! Seriously, Imogen?
Fuck, and now it is COMING FOR HER!!! Bite and Constrict! Shit! 29 fucking points of damage! Jeebus!
A SECOND Death Ward on Chetney! Man, Deanna is REALLY upset right now!
The Divine DivaCup finally comes good ... and it's SO BAD ... LOL ...
Aabria: "GOD WHAT A BIT!!! I'm so punished for this fucking bit!"
Fuck ... now IMOGEN's being eaten? FUCK!!! And NOBODY'S SEEN IT either! NOOOOOOO!!!
Fearne goes running, as she should ... Burning Hands! Oh fuck yes! She has a level of Rogue! Bonus action Dash! DO IT ASHLEY!!! YEEEEEEESSSSSS!!! Wait ... it's SECOND LEVEL?!!! FUCK!!!
Still, Burning Hands works ... Ashley gets the HDYWTDT!!! YES!!! She cuts this bitch RIGHT OPEN to carve Imogen out and now it's just a ruined peel ... Nice.
FRIDA's Guiding Bolt lights up the thingy ... but doesn't manage to activate it. FCG follows through ... IT'S OPEN!!! YES!!!
Ooooh, loot! An old satchel ...
Panic makes for poor investigation ... stop getting burned while you insist on continuing to dig!
Oh, this place is FUCKED. Best get out NOW.
Travis: "I stand and take the flames in the name of love!" Matt: "Do you?" Travis: "No." XD
FRIDA's staying? Seriously? And Chetney too ... the ceiling is now cracking? No, it's ... fuck, NEW CREATURE coming out of the old? Fuck ... RUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!
Wow ... some kind of twisted monster dryad thing ... yuck! Sick shit ... FUCK THAT THING IS HUGE!!!
Oh nice, Imogen's telekinesis FTW!!! YEEEEESSS!!!
Getting out of the tower now ... nighttime ... hmmmm ...
Yeet that sucker, Imogen! With a Bless from Deanna ... 31! Oh yes! Proper CHUCKED!!! Right into the fire! Nice ...
Everybody's out now ... and the burning tower is providing light for them. Where's the Wolfking?
Pass Without A Trace at THIRD level now ... just in time, looks like.
Stoneshape to BLOCK THE DOOR!!! Sweet save, FCG!
Mass Cure Wounds! Nice, Deanna!
Group Stealth Check! Nobody better fudge ...
Shit ... bad roll = big tumble for FRIDA ... and now they've been detected again! Here comes the Wolfking!
Just RUN, guys!
Like foglamps in mist ... lovely! Not a mistake at all ...
Over the wall ... wow, that was a MESS. Shit ... oh fuck, here it comes!
So did they make it, or ...
Into the THICK TANGLE of the Savalirwood. Hmmmmmm ...
Imogen's guiding them ... Nat20! Yes! Thank fuck ...
Everybody takes SIX POINTS OF PIERCING DAMAGE just from pushing through the foliage! Fucking hell ...
They've lost the Wolfking ... thank fuck ... Matt: "And that's where we're gonna take a break!"
Holy fuck, that unused Wolfking mini is INSANE!!!
Back to the game ... and an adrenaline DUMP now ... everybody's crashing.
Apparently, 26 is "pretty solid".
Hiding place ... yes. That's what they need right now.
Oh yeah, the satchel ...
Chetney: "We produce heat, y'know." Deanna: "Oh, I don't wanna be horny right now, I'm so tired!"
The satchel IS A BOOBY-TRAP!!! Fuck, that's a lot of damage to FCG ... Travis: "Say it ..." Sam: "I'm okay!"
EMPTY?!!! SERIOUSLY?!!!
Laura: "Ask for Ludinus' notes." Wait ... FUCK!!! It's a Bag of Holding!
Turn it upside down and SHAKE IT!!! Yes ... empty that bitch out!
Lots if papers ... and they're blank. Chetney: "Of course they are ... we need lemons!"
Turn the paper into a human? Is that REALLY a plan you're considering? Matt: "What am I? Kill me! I shouldn't exist!" XD
Smooth wooden rod ... ensuing giggles ... Matt: "It's NOT A DILDO!!!"
Armour ... hmmm ... Matt trying SO HARD to not accidentally describe a strap-on ... and he's failing. Matt: "Laura Bailey, fuck you!" LOL
Deanna can indeed read this ... yes. Here we go ... AND MATT HAS NOTES FOR HER!!! Nice ...
Staff of Dark Odyssey? Hmmmmmm ... wait ... they now have TELEPORT?!!! Oh snap!
Major note-based infodump ... the harness has a purpose here! Hmmmm ... magical infusion ... Fey entities throughout Wildemount ... "Feeding the Route"?
So Ludinus has basically been turning powerful entities into energy to make himself stronger. Fuck. Evil bastard gets even more evil.
History check ... 12 ... Aabria: "I've never read a book. I'm actually OLDER than books." XD
Next batch of notes ... Ruidus stuff! Laura: "Oh shit!"
Sam's flask ... "Where's Vax'ildo?" Oh dear gods ... Sam, WHY?!!!
Oh yeah, Ludinus got up to some SCARY summoning shenanigans ...
Any way to make notes ... ensuing printer humour ... oh, I know this horror all too well ...
Third batch ... a "crystal well"? Hmmmmmm ...
Imogen: "He didn't even know what he was waking up, he just had a hunch." Yup ... pure narcissism ...
Yes. Take the notes back to Uthodurn. Use the staff?
Chetney suggesting either Rexxentrum or Vasselheim ... hmmm ... might work.
Beau and Caleb mentions ... Imogen: "She had abs for days!" XD
Bayestra? What? Hmmmmmmm ...
FCG's right, they KNOW Uthodurn. Might be best ...
Oh, Fearne meant Ivaadel ... I'm blanking ...
Timeshares ... Chetney: "Oh yeah, Menagerie Coast's full of 'em." XD
The Arch Heart ... Emerald Cross? Hmmm ...
Imogen has a good point, they need to GET THE OTHERS BACK FIRST before they do anything else. Go back to Uthodurn and then to Jrusar!
Archmage of Domestic Protection? Ashley's notes are a wild ride ...
FRIDA makes a good point, they're currently A MESS. Best rest first before going ANYWHERE.
Oh, here we go, jumping into a dream odyssey again. Hmmmm ...
Christian had something MADE?!!! Aaawwwwwwww ... what? So cuuuuuuuuuute ... Sam snd Christian, matching hoodies! :3
The lighting change! THE LIGHTING CHANGE!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!
Sweet, soothing memory lane ... FRIDA's past is warm and friendly ... Laerryn? Oh, here we go ...
Still nothing concrete ... glimpses of war ... going deeper ... Nat20! Nice, Laura!
Oh ... oh, this doesn't look good ... what are they DOING?!!! This is some hairy shit ...
10 ... Laura: "That's a scary roll!"
Ah, so this is a defensive action? Hmmmm ... pushing back to see what they're defending ... a contraption of great immensity ... hmmmm ... "Protect the Factorum!"
Oh shit ...
The Factorum Malleus ... ah yes ... of course ...
Fuck ... so D REPAIRED FRIDA as well as resuscitating them ...
FRIDA: "I don't feel better, I feel ... ominous. It feels OMINOUS."
Chetney made FRIDA a little wooden ACTION FIGURE!!! :3
FRIDA starts crying oily tears ... and Fearne just HAS TO try and TASTE that stuff! XD
Need to find more friends ... and need to find THEIR FRIENDS ... yeah ...
Chetney cheering distraught Deanna up in the cutest way ... :3 And he made HER a sweet little shell carving too. Awwwwwwwww ... and YAY!!! HUGS!!!
Oh shit ... is Deanna REALLY considering trying out crazy werewolf sex?
Oh lawd it's actually happening ... and it's filthy kinky ... and Fearne gives her blessing! LOL Wait ... Fearne is actually TAKING PART?!!! Dear gods ...
Lots of crazy noises in the night ... hmmm ... (snort) XD
Oh, the morning after discussion is something else ... XD I agree, this episode suddenly got so horny ...
So ... off to Jrusar? Okay ... or Whitestone ... hmmm ... decisions decisions ... wait, ZEPHRAH?!!! Really?
Ask the Changebringer? Okay ... oh yes, best to be PRECISE about this shit ...
Ooooh ... oh, this is different ... oh, a much more PROPER contact this time ... he's actually getting a genuine COMMUNION with her this time ... Holy shit, a voice on the wind? Awesome ...
FUCK!!! Orym, Laudna and Ashton ARE STILL ALIVE!!! WOW!!!
FCG trying to find out about his future with FRIDA, if it will be long ... WHOA, this just got intense ...
A proper plea for aid from a god ... wow ...
Wait ... what's happening to Deanna? Aaaaaah ... oh ... wait ... OH!!! It's the Dawnfather! Sweet! Okay ... He's pretty intense with it, but ... yeah, she's into it. XD Whoa ... The Red End? Hmmmm ..
Oooh ... the Changebringer coin's all shiny now . Holy shit! MATT GAVE HIM A FUCKING CARD FOR THE COIN!!! AWESOME!!!
Deanna gives Chetney her Ring of Temporal Protection. Sweet!
Imogen accepts Fearne's offer of the fancy staff. And the other one's a Plane Shifter? Intriguing ... oh, and Chetney gets the Bag of Holding.
Wait a fucking minute ... did CHETNEY make that MURDER FURNITURE from the first episode?
THAT'S what RTA stands for? Seriously?
Okay, so ... Imogen tries the teleportation staff ... oh boy ...
Go find Zhudanna? Yes. Good choice. Or Spire By Fire? Hmmmmm ...
Wait, it does her PSYCHIC DAMAGE when she uses it? Fuck ... and here ... we ... GO!!!
Matt: "And we'll pick up there next week!" Shit ...
Sam is rolling a D100 with Matt and we CAN'T KNOW what the result is? You bastards ...
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Since I've been watching 911 Lonestar the next day I think I'm going to keep all of my liveblogs on one post *if I don't like it I might change my mind but this is working for right now* :))))
this woman's house on wheels just got up and stolen by her ex-husband?? what a morning
THE IDIOT COP ON THE MOTORCYCLE AGAIN??? (aka Damien Dahrk on a motorcycle ifykyk)
a helicopter is the plan to get her out??? wonderful how inventive lmfaoo
LET'S GO MARJAN MY GIRLIE
I know she needs a place to live, but girl your husband is semi-kidnapping you in your house on wheels going 70 on the interstate. You should probably willingly be rescued
"in about 60 seconds, you'll be the proud owner of 9 tenths of nothing" is an absolutely perfect Marjan Marwani line
He thought that he could just ram the whole thing past the overpass?? Men really are idiots.
Umm?? Why is Strand getting the beer and the credit THAT WAS PAUL'S INFO!!! give the man credit where it's due
Was Captain Strand joining a hate militia nazi group on my bingo board for this season?? No, but I like this CI storyline so far.
I would like to be a fly on the wall to see all of Grace's calls in a day, I'm sure they are so wacky
I'm sorry but I LOVE Grace and Tommy's friendship and I missed this so much. This banter in the breakroom??? YES
She called her "Gracie" and that makes my heart so happy
Have I mentioned how much I miss my favorite gays??? TARLOS BEING ALL CUTE AND DOMESTIC UGH
Iris is a character all right, she hasn't said one word so far that isn't a to-the-point interrogation but i understand her.
CARLOS STOP SMILING AND SAVE YOUR FIANCE
Just the three comas, damn TK i forgot how bad you've had it for a second there
Oh she's not going to sign it...........Oh boy this is going to get complicated
Frog prince at 10 o'clock??? NANCY I LOVE YOU
I thought the pastor was from Suits, I figured out after the fact that he's from Lucifer and that's where I've seen him.
I'm kinda falling in love with the Reverend so Tommy please get your act together
I feel the need to say, careful Captain because that top dog is gonna be sus
THE MOTORCYCLE COP IS UNDERCOVER?????? didn't see that coming. Oh wait maybe he's not and he's a part of this nazi group which would be a lot worse
Okay, that question is answered. NOt undercover.
It's so like him to not turn it on, I can't stop laughing.
TOMMY YOU LOOK SO PRETTY, HONEY
THAT WAS A DREAM??????? oh lord NO PUN INTENDED
TK, I love you very much but I'm not sure your ready to take on Iris all by yourself..........
That conversation went all kind of differently AND I LOVED IT AND I LOVE IRIS. I can't tell what she's going to say, but then it ends up being the right thing.
TOMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? I think he meant dinner......alone???? But i will not complain about Ryder family cameo because i love them. Tommy really thought this would be less awkward and or easier to get through?
I was really hoping he wasn't going to find that bug DAMN It now captain strand is in all kinds of danger.
I love it when Carlos makes sure he's close to TK during important conversations, yes one of their love languages is physical touch but when they aren't on the same page he makes sure to reach out and touch him like an olive branch. It makes my insides explode it's so sweet.
CARLOS WHAT HAPPENED???? please let it not be iris.
JUDD!!!! COWBOY, YOU COULDN'T TELL WHAT JUST HAPPENED???
my religious mutuals I have a question: What can a Reverend do and not do?? Can they actually get married or??? I have no idea how this all works lmfaoo
OOOOOOH TOMMY she looks happy and I will champion happiness over almost anything else
I really hope Iris is okay!!!!!!
*I really liked that episode*
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My thoughts on episode 3!
• OOOOOOH I GOT CHILLS WHEN VADER SHOWED UP ON SCREEN
• “are we there yet?” And the asking about making it move faster she’s such a kid I love her
• Purr Reva you get that promotion you deserve it for literally being THE ONLY INQUISITOR WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEIR JOB
• obi wan you should have thought a lot of this through while you were walking cmon this is undercover traveling 101 you gotta know this stuff
• “they know what they’re doing, Leia🙄😳” “you said her name was Luma, but you just called her Leia🤨” OBI WAN COME ON THAT WAS A ROOKIE MISTAKE
• “when I look at her face, I see her mother’s” SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP SHE REMINDS HIM SO MUCH OF PADME THIS IS PAINFUL
• “are you my real father?” AAAUUUUUGGGHHHH FUCKING IMAGINE IF HE WAS AND THE DISAPPOINTMENT IN HER FACE WHEN HE SAID HE WASNT
• OBI WAN TALKING ABT NOT REMEMBERING HIS MOTHER AND FATHERS FACES AND THAT HE THINKS HE HAD A BABY BROTHER IM SOBBING PLEASE THIS ISNT FUNNY THIS MAN HAD LOST SO MANY FAMILIES PLEASE JUST LET THE NEXT 9 YEARS OF HIS LIFE NOT BE TRAUMATIC
• I’m sorry I just know that Freck is those storm troopers favorite civilian and they def buy him drinks on weekends
• “I didn’t mean to runaway, I used to do it all the time” SWEETIE ITS NOT UR FAULT ITS OK BENS GOT U NOW YOULL BE BACK HOME SOON
• TALA (it says Tia on google for some reason😭) I LOVE YOU MUAH PLEASE MARRY ME
• “what if he has something to say🥺” Leia ur precious I love you
• QUINLAN VOS QUINLAN VOS QUINLAN VOS PLEASE GIVE US QUINLAN HE IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT TO SEE
• “can you teach me to shoot?😃” “😳🤨 ABSOLUTELY NOT?!” He’s such a dad I love him
• Fifth brother I KNOW ur lame ass is not talking abt being next in line for grand inquisitor you ain’t done shit
• NO DO NOT SEPARATE BAD IDEA BAD IDEA I NEED THEM TO GET TO ALDERAAN TOGETHER
• EVEN REVA WAS A LIL SHOCKED AT VADER’S BRUTALITY 💀 like “damn I know I be threatening to mutilate civilians all the time but I don’t go snapping kids necks without asking a question first”
• AUAAAUUUHHHH THEY MET AGAIN VADER AND OBI WAN MET AGAIN
• TALA DO NOT LEAVE HER?!?!
• REVA STAY AWAY FROM THAT LITTLE GIRL
• Moses is doing a fantastic job and if you don’t think so/and are actively hating on her as a person, kindly get the fuck off of my page
• Star Wars is killin me with all this DILFification and found family it’s vvvvv unhealthy for me
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6, 12, 20, and 88 for the Spotify Wrapped ask game, please?
6: "Cate's Brother" by Maisie Peters
No contest, this song had one line that makes me grin every time I hear it.
That's when I first heard your name / And saying it tastes like violets, rum, and summer.
12: "Any Kind of Dead Person" from Ghost Quartet
Yeah i just wanna be a ghost and go woo-ooo-ooo all night long
20: "The Long Way Around" by the Dixie Chicks
(Technically this song is about anti-Bush statements that the band made after 9/11? But for me it feels strangely applicable to chronic illness.)
Well, I never seem to do it like anybody else /Maybe someday, someday I'm gonna settle down / If you ever want to find me, I can still be found / Takin' the long way around
88: "Alexandra Leaving" by Leonard Cohen
Ooooooh I can't pick. This was off my "Cry" playlist (which I listened to a lot this year lol) and it has absolutely incredible lyrics all the way through. Okay, I'm gonna cheat a little.
As someone long prepared for this to happen/Go firmly to the window, drink it in / Exquisite music: Alexandra laughing / Your first commitments tangible again [...] Say goodbye to Alexandra leaving/ Then say goodbye to Alexandra lost.
Thanks so much for asking! I really like this twist on the Spotify Wrapped ask game 😁
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Eurovision Reviews: Semi final 1 2022
It's Eurovision season again, wooooooooooooo!!!
1: Albania: Ronela Hajati - Sekret
This is a complete mess and I mean that as a compliment.
6/10
2: Latvia: Citi Zēni - Eat Your Salad
This song will have all of Europe screaming "PUSSY! at the same time, and we should all be grateful for that.
8/10
3: Lithuania: Monika Liu - Sentimentai
This song makes me think of a movie scene - the year is 1972, there's a smoky jazz club somewhere in Eastern Europe, and a spy is there for an important secret meeting with a local crime boss, and of course, while all this is happening, Monika is on stage singing this song. Someone probably gets shot at the end. The song just takes me away to another era, I guess.
7/10
4: Switzerland: Marius Bear - Boys Do Cry
I'm not one of those fans who automatically thinks ballads are boring, but I think ballads require an outstanding vocal performance and/or impressive staging, and/or a really unique performer to really work in the competition. This song has none of those things, so that makes it the most boring song of the year.
2/10
5: Slovenia: LPS - Disko
This would probably be really impressive at a high school talent show, but it's nowhere near good enough for the Eurovision stage. It's just amateur hour, these kids aren't ready for an audience this big.
2/10
6: Ukraine: Kalush Orchestra - Stefania
Nobody does it like Ukraine. Hip hop in Eurovision hasn't been too successful historically, but if any hip hop song ever stands a chance of winning it's this one, and that is because of its own merits in songwriting, production and staging, even without the massive wave of sympathy votes it would be a deserving winner.
10/10
7: Bulgaria: Intelligent Music Project - Intention
Some local dads are playing some songs at the local pub - their cover songs are alright, but once they announce that it's time for an original song, the audience runs for the hills.
3/10
8: Netherlands: S10 - De Diepte
"Dadadadadadada. Ooooooh. Aaaaaaaaah. Dadadadada." I think this song is absolutely beautiful, and I love hearing the Dutch language, but I wish it had a little more lyrical content and less repeated nonsense syllables. I'm just nitpicking though, this sounds really great.
8/10
9: Moldova: Zdob şi Zdub & Fraţii Advahov - Trenuleţul
I love Zdob si Zdub, and I have loved them for 17 years. Some of my readers haven't even been alive for that long ☠️ As a song, this is my favorite of their three entries - the Ramones reference is so much fun, and I actually really love the revamped version which adds some extra punk rock elements. With all this said, this is by far their weakest staging, so I'm worried about this song being their first NQ...
8/10
10: Portugal: Maro - Saudade, saudade
There's a very fine line between atmospheric and sleepy, and I'm not sure where this one falls.
5/10
11: Croatia: Mia Dimšić - Guilty Pleasure
I actually really enjoy this song, but I can't think of a single thing to say about it. It's cute but inoffensive, so it's going nowhere in the competition.
6/10
12: Denmark: Reddi - The Show
This is the most aggressively okay song of the year. It's fine, it's whatever.
5/10
13: Austria: LUM!X & Pia Maria - Halo
Are the kids bringing back 90s eurodance now? This sounds ridiculous, it's too fast, her singing is way too high pitched, and I would call the production horribly dated if it wasn't made by someone born in, like, 2003. There's always room for cheesy dance music in this competition, though.
5/10
14: Iceland: Systur - Með hækkandi sól
In recent years, I have come to expect a lot from Iceland, and this is a huge disappointment. It's the color beige in musical form, and don't get me wrong, I would definitely wear a nice beige linen shirt to the office, but I wouldn't wear it to Eurovision.
3/10
15: Greece: Amanda Tenfjord - Die Together
I love the a capella vocoder vibe this song has going in the beginning, but then it doesn't really go anywhere with it, it just becomes a beautiful but basic ballad. I wish the instrumentation felt more unconventional in the rest of the song, the dramatic ending feels a little bland. I'm nitpicking because this is a really good song which could have been great with some small changes.
8/10
16: Norway: Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf a Banana
It feels really weird when the biggest joke act of the year is also the most well made EDM song in recent eurovision memory. I wish they did much more with the staging though, it feels pretty underwhelming right now.
6/10
17: Armenia: Rosa Linn - Snap
I usually really hate this specific type of Lumineers-style acoustic guitar music but this one feels okay. I think I really like Rosa Linn as a singer, I just get a good vibe from her, so I can ignore how dull the production is on this song. The staging is probably one of the best of the year, so it gets bonus points for that.
6/10
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1 - Favorite fic.... ooooooh it varies, but top two is Goblin Graham and the other being that quiet talk between Graham and no2. Something about the former being so unknown to me that I'm dying to know how it goes and how it ends, how Graham manages to get out of this situation (if he does) and just... I have so many questions but I want to be a good reader and wait to see how it unfolds. Meanwhile, with the latter, it's so calming and pleasant and I love those fics where there's a quiet moment between characters.
6 - Something I remember vividly from one of your fics is actually the first goblin Graham fic. The confrontation he has with Manny is something that stuck out to me and hasn't really left, not sure why but I think it might be the anger or defeat in Graham's tone... something about it made it decide to live in my head. Within that same fic, Graham talking to Olfie also stuck out and I remember vividly because not a lot of people write Olfie (I'm guilty of that as well) and that entire scene I heard his voice and it was just.... -chef kiss-
8 - What I like the most about your writing is that there's something about it that makes me feel like I've stumbled onto a fairy tale I shouldn't be reading, like one of those books that's locked up in the deepest part of the library never to see the light of the day. And I mean that in the best way possible because your writing does have that Brothers Grimm kind of vibe, if that makes sense? Your writing also has this air of mystery to it that I can't help but want to know more of, which again falls back on that forbidden story vibes.
9 - Speaking of goblins, I am VERY excited to see the next part in this adventure, to see what the mirror is trying to share with Graham and now Olfie. I'm an eager little clown, what can I say?
11 - And now to be a wee bit selfish.... would love a fic of how no1 got into the state he's in with this supposed immortality. You dropped the hints and winks and now I want to find the darn book that has the story.
You are making my heart go all warm. Thank you so much! This makes me feel so so encouraged and loved. This is so very specific and kind and you took the time to write this out. Just -
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As is probably obvious, Goblin Graham really grabbed my heart and ran off with it, so much so that (shhh...) almost everything in the Rippling Consequences arc relates to Goblin Graham. (That and about why the mirror shone golden in the game prologue but settled into purple waves afterwards - it's a long, roundabout answer.) I should really go and take out of the few scenes that don't and put them in their own space on ao3, to avoid confusion.
Oh gosh - for that scene with Number Two are you talking about "Solstice?" I had nearly forgotten about that one! Hm... Maybe I should have Number Three and Graham have a very soft chat up on the ramparts of the castle just so I can complete a hat trick.
Your talk of off-limits fairytales brought me back to a memory from when I was about seven or eight. I had a lovely book of traditional fairy tales, both well-known and obscure. I remember distinctly that there was one about a man who determined to find the Garden of Eden itself, to see if he could steal a fruit from the tree of life and live forever. Everyone warned him this could come to no good - it was a place forbidden by both man and God, ever since Adam and Eve's sin. I remember more vaguely that a stranger with a skull for a head helped him find the way. When he got there, he avoided the main gate with the angel with the flaming sword, and found a place where he could climb over the hedge. and he looked down into the garden, and saw... I can't tell you what he saw, because my small self was so overcome with the delicious forbidden of it all that I could not go on reading. I felt like I'd broken the lock to some terrible and secret sanctum, and that this story was not for my eyes. I was dying to read what happened next, but the storyteller had so thoroughly impressed on me that this was terrible and forbidden that I dared not. I... threw that book in the garbage, secretly. I think it was less that was I terrible prude as a child, and more that I had an openness to what I read that was capable of shaking me to the core. I wonder if I will ever find that book again one day? Hm. This is a tangent.
As for the story of how Number One got his immortality - now that's a good idea.
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Consider the song " Dead Girl Waking " from heathers with 59 :).Wether Stitchpunk or humanize do. 5 as Veronica and 9 as JD. If you know what happens in that song I just imagine it being like 5 being absolutely dine with everybody else and being like " 9 I need you~" just shdbdhdhd
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FIRST OFF: yesSECOND: YESTHIRD:Y E S S S S S SI just love the imagery of 5 ‘snapping’ and bursting into 9′s room like “BABE YOU GOT A BIG STORM COMING~!”
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Dear all, Eurovision 2022 is in exactly TWO MONTHS (may 10th !)
Time to check the songs - part 1
Spain, Italy, Lithuania, Latvia and Norway
(And this is a very early reminder to all non-Europeans that in two month time, block esc, eurovision and esc2022 if you don't want to be submerged by the madness)
Spain : Chanel, SloMo
Pros: 1 - she's Hot. 2 - barely any English ! 3 - catchyyy. Cons: 1 - way too straight. 2 - too pop. (this is Eurovision, not Coachella) Overall: 6/10. You can do better, España.
Italy : Mahmood & Blanco, Brividi
Cheating because I already saw them and LET'S MAKE ITALY WIN AGAIN. Holy. SHIT. This live performance is basically perfect. There's SO. MUCH. CHEMISTRY. between them. I'm breathless.
Pros: EVERYTHING. Cons: NOTHING. Overall: 100/10.
Lithuania : Monika Liu, Sentimentai
Ooooooh. LOVE the 20s speakeasy vibes ! 1920s, that is, not 2020s...
Pros: she's gorgeous, has an amazing voice, her nails, hair and makeup are on point, her dress is glittery, she's mesmerizing, and these little "wooo" at the end? Nice. Cons: I don't know, it could be more jazzy? Overall: 8/10.
Latvia : Citi Zēni, Eat Your Salad
Firstly : what is that name?? Secondly, BWAHAHAHAHA, now THAT'S an Eurovision song ! I am hysterically laughing at work, good job!
Pros: these lyrics??? the suits??? They got good voices? Good energy? Cons: it's in English and there's not enough green on stage for a song about going organic. Overall: 9/10.
Norway : Subwoolfer, Give That Wolf A Banana
AGAIN: crazy names both for the artist and the song ! Good start.
Holy shit I had to hit pause after 30 seconds because this is insane. They're insane. Have you seen those masks??? And the lyrics, wtf??? I'm wheezing, this ESC is going to have a crazy vibe.
"If you don't like the name Keith, I'mma call you... Jim" CACKLING
Holy fuck, I CANNOT wait to see them on the big stage, even the mixer is insane. Who knew the Minions could actually be fun.
Pros: the outfits, the lyrics, the sheer madness, the dance moves Cons: ... it's in English? Overall: 12/10. Norway doesn't disappoint.
BIG UP to Latvia and Norway for perfectly embodying the CRAZY side of Eurovision ! And Italy for SLAYING in the Queer side of Eurovision.
We're back in a moment for the next five ones.
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Harpers Labor and birth
Harper and Noah were due any day. They decided that an hospital birth with a birth pool and squat bar, would be a good idea.
Oddly enough, they were both home one Wednesday and Harper screams “NOAH GET IN HERE!” Her water had broke right there in the living room, she was fully dressed and embarrassed, since they had just gotten home.
Noah comes running, seeing the liquid in the floor, helps Harper waddle to the bedroom to get her clothes. She asks for a sports bra, robe and panties. Noah kindly dresses her, and asks “baby, do you want to lay in bed and watch your favorite show?” “Yes please, Harper replied”
They lay there, and Harpers contractions get worse. “Ooooooooh auuuuuug Noah I CANNOT do this” Noah assured her that he’s going to be there every step of the way. Harper asked him to sit behind her so she can sit up.
Ethan gently and softly unties the robe, and softly rubs all over Harper. Legs, vagina, stomach, breasts, everything. They both get VERY turned on and Noah softly whispers in Harpers ear “baby, let’s make out and let me touch all over you” “please baby”, she responds. He helps her up on the side of the bed, so they can make out and he can rub every inch of her. A BIG contraction hits right as Noah stimulates her nipples “AUUUUUUG SHIT”, she moans.
They decide to go ahead and head to the hospital. They get admitted immediately and into a room with a pool and squat bar. Harper asks for the birth pool, first. The nurses fill it up with warm water, Harper asks Noah to get in, taking off her sports bra and panties, so she’s completely nude, Noah behind her. She whispers in his ear “when the nurses leave, please rub my nipples and breasts” “Of course my love” he responds.
It feels like forever before the nurses leave, but Noah gives in rubbing her nipples and massaging her massive breasts while caressing her enormous belly. He goes to rub her clit as she’s already moaning with the contractions. Harper screams “OOOOOOOGH AHHHHHHHHH, FUCK NOAH IT HURTS”. The nurses hear Harper scream, and they come running in, checking on her, to see how dilated she is, 9 1/2 centimeters.
Harper asks to get out of the pool, and on the bed for the squat bar, but still wants to be naked. The nurses and Noah help her up and she leans all of her heavy belly on her arms, on the bar and lets out a sigh of relief. The nurses leave again, for Harper to keep progressing. “Noah, baby, come back and suck on my breasts, maybe some milk will come out”. Noah thinks to himself, that’s oddly sexy “okay baby, sure”
He fits her nipples and some of her breast in his mouth and rubbing the other nipple, while she’s still leaning on the bar. This induced a MASSIVE contraction. “AAAUUUUUUUUG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK I NEED TO PUSH”, Harper screams, the nurses rush in, to find out that she’s crowning. Noah gets behind her to help with the counter pressure in her back. She stands up a little on the bed, still leaning on the bar, let’s out a AUUUUUUUUUG scream.
Noah is down with the nurses looking at her swollen lips and seeing his babies head coming out with each push, and he can’t help but get an erection. He tries to hide it, but some how Harper catches it and smiles at him.
The doctor tells her two more pushes and the baby will be here, so she lets out two small OOOOOOH pushes, and Avery was born.
When everyone had left the room, Harper latched Avery, and Noah noticed and he wanted milk too… so she latches both of them. This is when Harper realized, her and Noah have a ANR relationship 🤱
Xoxo💋
-LovingLabor
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Thess vs TLoVM Ep. 9
Right. Dinner prep: begun. Coffee: got. Clothes: changed (comfy jammies, warm bedsocks plus bunny slippers - one day I will have the Gilmore’s Glorious Bathrobe YES I WILL). Now let’s see if I have to get angry enough about cliffhanging jackassery to feed somebody bees. Let’s go:
Hello, flashback. Oh. Oh, hi, Sylas. I could almost feel sorry for him, and for Delilah. It’s always nice when you have villains who could almost be sympathetic if they didn’t revel in the horror so much. Oh. Oh hello Whispered One. Oh that is creepy as fuck and I love it.
“What did you do, my dear?” SYLAS. DUDE. You know what your wife’s speciality is. What the fuck do you think she did? Macrame?!?
One thing I will say about the intro: that whole “thread of fate leading them to each other” moment is probably more telling of Scanlan’s internal character than any of his crass jokes or even his moments of epic heroism or somewhat-justified anger. All of the others look towards where that golden thread is leading, but Scanlan reaches for it. It has the same feel for me as Scanlan trying to save that last ninth-level spell slot for a Wish to save Vax; the others will follow their fate, one way or another; but Scanlan understands that ‘fate’ is another word for ‘story’, and he will reach out for it and at least try to bend it to where he wants it. That’s what a bard does.
And there’s the tree again; we do tend to focus on that a little bit more than-- OH SHIT THAT’S WHY. And of course it’s the Pike effigy we start with.
Excuse you WHY is Esme Creed-Miles not credited as Cassandra de Rolo on IMDB? Wikipedia’s got it! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, IMDB!
Also ... that’s two of Sam’s kids in this thing. I swear, there’s going to be a whole next generation of voice actors out of this bunch. I guess that’s one dynasty I wouldn’t necessarily mind... (I mean, it’s already a dynasty in one case - Taliesin’s family’s career in film actually starts at the same time as the film industry, so...)
Also-also, there seems to be two places they got the voices for this from: “Critical Role LLC And Friends”, and “Original Amazon TV Production Voices”. Not that I mind; it’s good to keep one’s actors employed, and it’s not like Netflix doesn’t do the same.
Ooooooh this is why hiding out in a tight space during zombie movies never works. Kill chutes are also die chutes. Thus, the roof. ...Except they can climb, great. These zombies just aren’t fair.
Yeah. The giants definitely look like Ryuk. Ooh. Hello, Bad News. Oh. OW. Wooooooow. Okay, no wonder they call it Bad News.
Oh, come on, Rory McCann-goliath is still alive?!? And they tried a variation on the “Oh, what a lovely dinner we had-- LIGHTNING!!!”
Oooh, that’s some damn good dwarf-fighting-- Oh. Ooh. Oh no. Poor Archie. I’m just gonna ... cry.
Okay, Keyleth, what’re you gonna do? Oh. Woooooooooow okay. I do love the set-up of the Vaxleth thing.
Come on, Percival; it’s about time you said something. The music tells you so. LISTEN TO THE SOUNDTRACK, PERCIVAL!
And the full name yes! Okay, that speech was bomb. And Grog ... that’s a surprisingly good addition. Oh. Shit. Here we go! Hello epic hero moment!
“You know I’m in love with you, right?” YES! THANK YOU, KEYLETH. I hate it when people say that shit in the middle of this kind of thing.
Um ... oh. OH. HI PIKE! Also, what a wonderful take on Destroy Undead.
Okay, honestly, that’s kind of glorious in terms of their relationship, Scanlan and Pike. They’re great friends and good lovers but marriage wouldn’t suit either of them. (I mean, Tal’Dorei Reborn pretty much proved that.)
I do love that their reactions are actually in keeping. “Ew ew ew ew” from Vax and Grog just ... chopping.
“You’re not on my list”. Oh gods, No Mercy Percy is not just due to Orthax, and it’s good not to forget that. Also, Rory McCann seems to end up with a half-burned face an awful lot.
“NOW GO CRACK SOME FUCKING HEADS!” Go, PIke! I do love how D&D in general can have holy people who aren’t ... you know, Lawful Stupid.
Yeah, that back-forth with Percy and Cass, Percy’s apology... That’s a sign of her going bad.
HI RIPLEY. HI ORTHAX.
Wait. WHAT?!? NO!! NOT AFUCKINGGAIN! I SWEAR I AM GOING TO MURDER SOMEONE AND AT THIS POINT I’M NOT PICKY ABOUT WHO!
So let me have a look and... Okay. Twelve episodes, last batch come out on 18th Feb, and we’re at Ep 9. YOU PEOPLE EXPECT ME TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK?!? This is why I usually prefer to wait until it’s all out and then binge it. ALL OF MY HAAAAAATE.
So okay, fine. This’ll just have to finish up next weekend. Maybe that’ll give me time to figure out how to pull a Pike and astrally project over to where whoever made this decision to dump this season in chunks lives and feed them bees. BEEEEEEEEEEES.
But for now I’ll just find something pixellated to kill, I guess. But it’s not the same.
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Golden Freddy's Tickly Torment
Cassidy (Golden Freddy) remembers something from her childhood that proves super useful on William. She also finds out some body & Ghost connections and some bodily functions that William now lacks.
This fanfic has implied torture. But, there is a secret that makes the torture a little easier for the reader to handle.
This fanfic prompt was suggested by @trashylever on Tumblr. Link
I hope you enjoy!
Golden Freddy was sitting with William in the closet that he had been locked in for a decade now. Throughout all those years...William suffered at the hands of Golden Freddy. The Golden bear counterpart of Springtrap had been possessed by one of the victims of William’s kill streak: Cassidy. And Cassidy was determined to make William suffer for as many years as she can, so William regrets every second he took killing those innocent kids. While Charlie was looking after all the ghosts and protecting them from the hands of William, Cassidy was busy driving William insane in as many ways as she could…
Right now, Cassidy was doing what she normally did: taking his ear off, and talking some more into the separated ear. She kept on rambling and rambling and rambling...There was never a second of quiet. The only time Cassidy would take a break was to allow William the chance to not drown her out. By the time she stopped talking, William had turned the rambling into mumbling.
But then...it went silent…
Too silent…
...waaaay too-
“Oh yeah! I remember one time I was going to my friend’s house for a play date-”
Aaaaand there it was again. And again...and a-fucking-gain.
“And she wanted me to give her the game boy! But I didn’t wanna stop playing the game! So she decided to tickle me until I let go of it. I managed to last 10 minutes straight before I finally let go! Isn’t that amazing?!” She told him.
“Ugh…” He mumbled.
“I’ll take that as a big, fat, definite yes.” She started poking his arm.
William was about to smack her across the face. That would easily shut her up. It certainly did the trick when-
“Saaay, speaking of tickle-tickle-tickling, were you tickled as a kid?” She asked.
……….Wait what?
“No. Why would I be?” William lied.
“Everyone gets tickled at least once, William. How often were you ever tickled? How ticklish even are you? Did your Mom tickle you? Or your Dad? Or did both of your parent’s tickle you? Did you have an older brother or sister? DId they tickle you? Were you able to fight back? Or did you just take it like a strong boy?” Cassidy kept asking question after question.
William began to grow uncomfortable with what they were talking about now. Everytime she said the word...It gave him butterflies in his stomach. It made him wanna cower. It made him wanna...smile from pure embarrassment.
“You look like you’ve seen a ghost...OH! WAIT!” Cassidy joked. “But seriously, you looked scared…” Cassidy admitted. “Are you scared of how long you’ll have to endure this evil, insanity test? Or are you scared the tiiiiickle monster’s gonna getcha?” Cassidy teased.
Oh no...Not that word again...and don’t bring the tickle monster into this…
“Do you know that a tickle monster creeps in this very room?” Cassidy teased, possessing Freddy to move herself onto the Golden animatronic’s kneecaps. Then, Cassidy’s ghost zoomed out of Golden Freddy’s mouth with a big smile on her face. “Did you know this tickle monster is waiting? Waiting for the peeeerrrfect time to strike~! Watching...Observing your every move...Waiting for the day it can slip out of the hiding spot and tickle you until you’re a tomato red blob of giggles!” Cassidy teased.
William was mentally dying at this point. The teasing was killing him suuuper slowly. He knew the tickle monster wasn’t really a thing. He knew the tickle monster was really Cassidy. He knew that really well. And yet...The fact that we was sitting with one of the most vengeful ghosts on the face of the earth, legitimately scared him. With how much she’s been doing already, it’ll be impossible to predict just where she was going with this...
But then William realized something: he can’t actually be tickled! He’s no longer connected to his human body, and animatronics don’t have nerves! So it should make sense!
...Right?
“IIIII wonder...where are the sources of this evil killer’s ticklish spots?” She asked casually. “You gonna tell me? Or do I have to tickle you myself to find out?” She asked evilly.
Wiliam sighed. “You can’t tickle me.” William told her.
“Oh I can’t? Well:” Cassidy possessed Golden Freddy again and flopped the Freddy Fazbear body right onto Springtrap’s.
“AAH! CASSIDY!” William shouted.
She ignored him and started scratching at his ribs with the golden animatronic’s fat, shiny fingers. William’s eyes just about bulged out of his skull as the butterflies in his stomach increased ten fold. “C-CASS-”
“Yeeeeeessss?” Cassidy moved the Golden Freddy thumbs into the pockets of the springlock suit and dug deeply into the hips.
OH NO! SHE COULD ACTUALLY TICKLE HIM! TALK ABOUT UNLUCKY! NOW SHE WAS GONNA USE IT AGAINST HIM! NOOOOO!
William wiggled around as much as he could from under Golden Freddy. He tried to prevent himself from laughing by holding his breath. He even unpossessed the springtrap suit to try and prevent the ticklishness from getting to him. But it still tickled like a son of a gun! Only now, William was wiggling around in ghost form and holding his hip while doubling over.
“Ooooooh! Interesting!” She reacted as she moved veeeery slowly up the ribs.
William desperately tried to tell her to not go there, due to just how ticklish it was when he was alive. But Cassidy ignored his begging words and moved closer and closer to his special little breaking point.
But as Cassidy was reaching a bad spot, William realized something horrific:
With William not possessing the springlock’s limbs, CASSIDY WAS ABLE TO MOVE THEM AROUND AS SHE PLEASED! WITH NO RESISTANCE WHATSOEVER!
“NO! NOOO! CASSY PLEASE!” William pleaded and reached his ghost arms out. “Sorry Mr. Afton…” She smirked with the look of pure devilish evil in her eyes… “But I’m not Cassidy anymore…”
It was then that Cassidy’s hand grabbed William’s hand and lifted the arm out of the way of the vulnerable spot.
“LEHEHET MEHEHEHE GOHOHOHO!” William shrieked as he anticipated ticklish fingers in his terrible armpits.
But...nothing.
Just...Nothing.
William was scared to open his eyes…
He accidentally let out a little chuckle. “C-Cass...what-”
[Let’s see how much pain you can stand.] The Golden Freddy’s voice declared…
then, Cassidy touched down on both armpits and dug deep into them. Every crevasse, every wire, every steel bit in the armpit...was touched and tickled for at least 5 minutes each.
“NOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” William finally let out his true, strongest belly laugh he had ever mustered. And it did NOT sound like that fake little fluffy laugh William used while with Cassidy.
This laugh was HEAVY. This laugh was DEEP. This laugh was ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL. It sounded slightly like pathological laughter! It even sounded slightly joker-ish at certain points! It was all over the place too! It was like he had 10 different laughs he was switching to every 8 seconds or so! It was surprising and strangely satisfying.
“STAHAHAHAHAHAP STAHAHAP IHIHIHI’M GOHOHOHONNA DIHIHIHIHIE!” William begged.
Cassidy giggled. “Oh you silly goose! You’re already dead!” Cassidy joked.
All of the memories of people tickling him and reacting to his laugh and ticklish spots came flooding back into his head all at once. From Henry tickling him many times to get his glasses back, to his wife tickling him during her playful moods, to even Michael tickling him as a 9 year old! Would you believe that Henry’s wife even had a chance to tickle the poor guy? Yyyyup! She did, and she never did stop reminding him of it.
Cassidy moved her hands down to the middle to lower ribs to lessen his crazy laughter. William’s laughter turned calmer, and surprisingly adorable rather than concerning. “There! Now you sound a little less insane.” Cassidy told him.
William ignored her and only thanked the lord above for giving him a break.
But the break only lasted a few seconds before Cassidy explored down to his stomach and belly button.
William squeaked and really quickly possessed the animatronic body to move Cassidy off him. But with the tickling weakening him dramatically, he couldn’t do nearly as much as he thought he would be able to do. Cassidy settled for a compromise by laying partly on the springtrap’s side, and partly on the floor. With this decided, Cassidy decided to still attack his tummy.
This caused squeaks and squeals to leave William’s mouth. Then, wouldn’t you believe, giggle-filled laughter quickly filled the closet room. “Ooooooh! A whole new set of laughter! I wonder which one’s your real laughter…” Cassidy poked into the equivalent of William’s belly button…
William screeched and covered up the springtrap mouth. “MM MM! NOWAY!” He warned.
“No way? More like no way you’re getting out of this! So you minus well accept your fate.” Cassidy told him.
William whined as he wiggled around and kicked the empty air.
“Ooooh! Should I be going for those kicking feet of yours?” She asked.
OH NO…
He shook his head.
“Or perhaps I should go for your neck~” She asked.
William looked down and whimpered. His feet were way too ticklish, but his neck was the most embarrassing ticklish spot out of all of them! It made him all blushy, made him giggle and snort, and if he were a cat, he would most definitely purr. Even as a human, it made him dissolve into a puddle of giggles and titters.
Cassidy brought her hands towards the neck and wiggled them eagerly. “Kitchy kitchy kooo~” She teased.
William quickly decided to unpossess the animatronic suit. As much as he appreciated the feeling of moving the physical limbs around, William knew he’d need to move around and wiggle more the moment his neck was tickled even the slightest. So, he did just that and covered his ghost mouth.
“Oooooh! I see the murderer decided to finally come out of his shell! What a nice surprise!” Cassidy teased. It was then that she finally touched down onto his neck.
William squealed and rolled left and right as he floated in the air. His ghost had curled into the fetal position and his laughter was another octave higher. It sounded more like squeaky giggles rather than actual laughter. William definitely had a large variety of laughter that came with the man. No wonder everyone wanted to tickle him! They wanted to slightly gamble their trust away to see what type of laughter they could get out of William that day!
It didn’t take long for William to start snorting and covering up his mouth. Even Cassidy had to admit: He was kinda cute like this. Not love kinda cute, but definitely toddler kinda cute. He had that sort of vibe to him when he was tickled.
Cass actually had to remind herself for a second that William was a child killer and a manipulator. It was the strangest thing.
William’s laughter had begun to sound tiring. He sounded too mentally tired to really keep laughing, even though his body was forcing him to.
So, Cass enjoyed it for a few minutes. She found it interesting that William could be left in such a weak state through such a silly strategy. But, it worked and that’s all that mattered to Cassidy.
The animatronic slowed its fingers down and removed them from William’s neck. William breathed heavily and deeply to try and calm down. Though, Cassidy found this strange. His lungs should be a different scenario thanks to his ghost form and possessed state. William being able to be tickled and touched made sense. But lung capacity as a ghost? That didn’t make sense at all.
Was William faking it?
Cassidy decided to try something out to answer her question. She moved her fingers to William’s armpits and smirked. If he was really this tired, his laughter will be breathy, whiny, and weak.
Cassidy touched down-
“OHOHOHOHOHO NOHOHOHOHOHO! CAHAHAHAHASS COHOHOHOME OHOHOHOHON!” William screamed.
There’s your answer! He was definitely faking!
“Such a liar. You weren’t really getting tired...You were just trying to get me to sympathize with you and stop!” Cass called him out. “Now quit being a lying baby and act like a man!” Cassidy dug her fingers deeper into William’s armpit.
William SCREAMED and completely lost all his composure at this point. He couldn’t hide anything with his tickles being this strong! It was like trying to hide a huge, bright flamingo in the middle of a bedroom. EVERYONE’S EYES WILL GRAVITATE TOWARDS IT!
“There we go! Look at you being so brave and strong! Doesn’t it feel good?” Cassidy asked.
William shook his head.
“Is this really too much for you to handle? Would you like me to stop?” She asked.
“PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE! STAHAHAHAHAHA!” William’s laughter was all over the place and not even close to going silent.
It was this observation that fully confirmed Cassidy’s suspicions:
William has no lung capacity anymore.
“Hmmm…” Cassidy thought for a moment and stopped her fingers. William’s laughter lessened dramatically as he breathed...rather calmly for being tickled for potentially hours. Being in the closet meant that they both had no clue what time it was or how far along the years had gone.
William, with his newfound strength, pushed Cassidy off him. He was angry that Cassidy had brought him down to such a ‘weak’ state. How dared she make him laugh like that! How dare she figure out his tricks! And how dare she tickle him beyond the average human limits! It was a good thing he didn’t really have much lung capacity anymore! Or else he would be passed out cold from all the loss of oxygen.
Cassidy smiled and sat in silence for a few minutes as she processed the ticklish laughter. Then, she clicked a button on the Golden Freddy suit and giggled as recordings of William’s laughter and giggles filled the room.
Oh no she didn’t…
She recorded ALL OF IT?!
William growled and tackled his golden counterpart to the ground.
“HOW DARE YOU-” William yelped and lowered his face as his belly button was poked and tickled.
“Nice try, Mr. Will…but you should know something very important:” Cassidy’s voice changed to the animatronic’s voice...and the animatronic’s eyes glowed as she began to say the words:
[I always get the last laugh…]
The last thing William heard was a deep chuckle...
Does this fact about William (No lung capacity = no need for breaks) make the torment a little easier to handle? Let me know! I'm trying to find ways to not really go down the road of tickle torture unless it's fully justified.
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Ive lost a week of my life reading through your tumblr, I demand some answers…
1. Thomas or Gordon
2. Edward or Henry
3. James or Percy
4. Donald or Douglas
5. Bill or Ben
6. Duck or Oliver
7. Mavis or Daisy
8. BoCo or Bear
9. Pip or Emma
10. Stepney or City of Truro
11. FC1 or FC2
12. Mrs Kyndley or Nancy
13. Trucks or coaches
gun to your head, you can only choose one
Oh… so I owe you, eh? 😉
Ooooooh! I’ve actually thought of making a game like this for ages and never quite got around to it. This looks fun!
Noooooo, this is too hard. I guess Thomas on grounds that he’s (a little) more fun to write. But if you had asked me a year ago I might have said differently. And if you ask me a year from now I might have changed my mind again.
Edward. But why must you do this to me. Whyyy.
I specifically said in my character ranking list that these two were a dead heat! Umm, I suppose James, just because Percy’s canon portrayal in both RWS and TVS is so all over the place. But ugh.
IMPOSSIBLE. THEY ARE BOTH AWESOME CHARACTERS IN THEIR OWN RIGHT. DIFFERENT BUT EQUALLY FANTASTIC.
Impossible but this time mostly coz I can’t distinguish ‘em. I know some people claim that they discern differences in them (mostly in TVS), but I don’t see it. Umm, Ben I guess, I think his moment in “Thomas in the Twins” where his eyes regain their sparkle after Thomas hauls him back to safety is real cute.
This is the analogue to #4—they’re so complementary. But also… Duck.
Hmm, Mavis, she was one of my faves as a kid and even though these days I’ve come to appreciate Daisy much more she still hasn’t quite dethroned my quarry queen.
BoCo. Bear has essentially had one story, and it was a great introduction to a potentially very complex character… but it was never developed from there. :/ Whereas BoCo much more screentime to work with, both in the books and the show. Also, I’ve never quite seen a portrayal of Bear in fic that seems quite accurate to me (albeit @joezworld’s Bear is great).
?? Indistinguishable again… Pip, coz her name is cooler.
Truro because I find him easier to use in headcanons’n stuff. The break between RWS and TVS Stepney, plus my relative ignorance about the Bluebell Railway, gives me more of a block around Step.
Omg. Omg omg omg. Ummmm actually I think I’ll say FC1? Honestly I’m beginning to think I’ve painted him too blackly in the past. But also, even if I hadn’t, he’s such a great character. (Not that FC2 isn’t. Dammit. These are tough.)
Finally, an easy one! Nancy by a mile. I really can’t vibe with Mrs Kyndley, she’s such a device character.
Flatbeds and cranes. No, I’m serious. Still, if I had to choose, I guess trucks…. I guess.
Answers without my extraneous rambling:
1. Thomas 2. Edward 3. James 4. I CAN’T. I REFUSE. JUST TAKE ME TO JAIL WHY DONCHA. 5. Ben 6. Duck 7. Mavis 8. BoCo 9. Pip 10. Truro 11. FC1 12. Nancy 13. Trucks
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