#and I can’t drink the water

[badolmen]

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[l3irdl3rain]

and even Arthur is curious enough to try this fountain!! I put this one on the wishlist specifically because I thought he’d be able to drink from that top part without getting his face all wet. He’s not using it how I intended, but he’s using it nonetheless

#he won’t use the kitchen fountain bc he can’t figure out how to drink from it without getting water boarded #also sorry for absurdly loud clock. I was sitting right next to it #my post #Arthur

[bowandbrush]

I. Am so. impatient. But here’s the colored version of the sneak peak thing since I showed it to y’all already. Anyways yeah I’m trying.

edit: part 1 is here-

#Guys Raph is so hard to draw my apologies #Save rottmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt comic #sorry I can’t stand not posting abt this #Get sleep #And drink water #rottmnt art

[dungeon-head]

Doing a season 1 re-listen so have some doodles of the kids + Ron

#I find it so funny that out of all the kids TERRY forgave his dad #really goes to show #you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink #dungeons and daddies #dndads #fanart #lark and sparrow #sparrow oak #lark oak #terry jr #ron stampler #grant wilson #nick close

[lotus-pear]

Soukoku is not about dazai. It’s about chuuya, how it affects chuuya, how dazai is chuuya’s abuser (wrong) but still ship it anyways because you all want to be quirky. How sad stormbringer is (wrong) so how sad chuuya’s life is, it’s not about dazai or his traumas. Dazai is a blank slate for self projecting and constantly mischaracterized and demeaned. Soukoku is only for chuuya and only shipped by his fans. There’s no dazai stan except me. Skk isn’t a place for people (me) who like dazai. It never was and never will be.

that’s where you’re wrong. dazai is my favorite character and his dynamic with chuuya has quite literally made him want to live. as someone who is alienated from emotion and consequentially feels inhuman, chuuya—being so bright and fearless and passionate—made someone as suicidal as dazai feel alive. chuuya continued, along with oda, to be the only person in the mafia who saw through dazai’s violent and cruel exterior and capable of humanity. someone who was unwavering in his resolve and knew dazai to be more than just the heartless killer of a mafioso, more than an analytical brain, but a kid. he was just a kid to chuuya.

and that’s why soukoku works so well. dazai and chuuya continue to advocate for each others humanity and are unflinching and undoubtful about it. never once have they faltered or lost sight of the other’s personhood. and that’s the beauty of their dynamic.

#the day that you can finally wrap your head around the mutual recognition of each other is the day you wil understand skk #but i can lead a horse to water but i can’t make it drink. #if you still can’t comprehend the intention the creator had behind skk’s dynamic then i’m afraid i can’t help you #they are simply so intertwined that their fates are destined to end together. this isn’t from the stance of me a skk shipper #this has been proven time and time again and confirmed by asagiri himself #lotus’s asks

[sailor-moon-moon]

So I started the Clone Wars

#are Venn diagrams just my thing now #the clone wars #tcw #Star Wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #Star Wars prequels #back at it with the incomprehensible memes #my bad guys #anyway I’m excited for the kenobi show #anidala #obitine #codywan #I can’t say they’re male wives without saying why #the rest should be self explanatory #unfortunately (?) #if you got to the bottom of these tags ily drink water #stop procrastinating get enough sleep etc etc #venn diagram

[the-meme-monarch]

Hey you should do a self care. Like right now

#i just use this in response to any ‘drink water/take care of yourself’ type asks ! i do appreciate them ! #i just can’t help but make a joke of things #the monarch’s court

[spooky-chainsaw-princess]

The pipeline from “omg it’s so amazing you can squirt babe” to “princess! I just washed these sheets” is real fast🥲

#666.txt #I’m sorry 🥹 #i can’t help it #if I’m drinking enough water that day it’s gonna happen

[yorshie]

My sister-in-law got me drunk and now all I can think about is how the turtles would react to a drunk reader like how would care for them who would be made im SPIRALING

#Leo would totally be kinda mad about it but also like hella nervous like are you ok are you alright do I need to come get you #oh he’d hold your hair and get you drinks but also would not have any patience for hangovers in the morning like you did this to yourself #raph would think it’s fucking hilarious once he has you safe and sound where he can watch over you #fuck though if someone tried anything with you he’d ducking send them to the morgue in a sheet #raph in the morning would make you greasy food and chuckle while he holds your hair back for you if you puke #Donnie would be the kind to limit where you can go like you’re drunk? no you can’t have more no you can’t go out sit still #have a trashcan there for you to puke in though #get you Gatorade and snackies as soon as he knows you won’t puke in his lab #oh course he’s got you laying in his bed it’s where you’ll be comfortable #….Mikey’s drunk with you you wake up in his bed #edit came back they’d all have you quarantined by the end of the night like no you are not getting out of their sight so sorry #not sorry drink some water sweetheart you’re banned from liquor

[shastafirecracker]

Vash giving water to the tomas best silent detail? maybe

#trigun stampede spoilers #trigun stampede #it is too bad they didn’t go with the ‘Vash terrible at all forms of vehicular travel’ #the running gag of Vash can’t drive and Vash can’t ride animals is one of my faves #I just love that no attention is brought to it at all - #he takes a drink and immediately gives much more water to big blue birb #tomas very underrated in this fandom

[qtubbo]

So from people Im getting green has the best island overall, and red and blue are on very simialr levels but red has deadlier enemies.

#qsmp #tubbo liveblogging #Mannnn #blue is getting straight taughted they are surronded by water but can’t drink it #I think red may be the cursed one while blue is just getting bullied #The red team is made to die #While blues island is made to laugh at them

[nessiemccormick]

My sweet little Violeta has Feline Hepatic Lipidosis and damage in her kidneys (something we didn’t even know), and at the moment she’s got a reserved diagnostic ;; Her liver is very damaged, and I couldn’t hospitalize her because it was way too expensive, (more than it was at the beginning) but since she’s eating (albeit a bit forced but still) and keeps her little kitty lifestyle I was approved to treat her at home for now. I was able to buy all her meds and special food for her, so thank you so much for helping me, kind B, who donated for her and for helping us out so much 🩷

I just hope it gets better from now, I don’t want her to suffer 😞

#I was so scared when the vet told me it was very serious #the hospitalization costed over 400 dollars and I can’t believe it #for three days #and that isn’t counting the things they would use #she didn’t keep the meds down and I’m so worried #and thats one of the dangerous signs but she’s cleaning herself and also drinking water and eating churu #I am so tired and so worried for my baby 😞 We didn’t even know she had a kidney problem

[chbnews]

Chat is this real? - Nyssa Barrera ⚒️🗡️

#Clovis gave me mystery water now I can’t remember nothin #what did I drink #pjo #pjo hoo toa #pjo news #pjo fandom #pjo asks #pjo cabins #pjo spoilers #pjo series #pjo blog #pjo tv show

[9w1ft]

Don't you find the strict rules of society in Japan overwhelming for you and the kids?

not one bit

#i can’t express how safe i have felt here versus the US over the past several years specifically #no guns… good healthcare… clean environment… good childcare benefits… good food… #no strong religious chokehold permeating society #vaccines and masking aren’t a moral conundrum #functioning public transportation system #functioning postal system #don’t have to worry about people randomly yelling at you #many convenience stores open 24/7 #focus on seasonal eating so produce tastes better and you appreciate it more #i can walk the streets at night #in my city all childcare costs and child medical costs are waived up to 3 years old #cost of childbirth fully covered including a week long stay in the hospital after #you can drink the water #early public education has a focus on community and natural science #credit cards are automatically set up to autopay out of your bank account #my company does my taxes for me #did i mention no guns? #i could go on #like i have my philosophical issues with the country for sure but my base needs are covered and that means a lot as a parent

[strawberrybyers]

i wake up, listen to taylor swift, think about byler, contemplate the capitalistic structures that humans have been forced into when really we should be planting flowers and eating berries and looking at the beautiful scenery earth has blessed us with, eat the same thing i eat almost everyday, watch a movie or tv show, reblog on tumblr, watch youtube and tiktok, go to sleep. repeat.

#and to your left we have an exhibit of ✨mental illness✨ #right now i’m in a sandwich phase. all i want to eat are sandwiches. i drink water and eat sandwich #also can’t stop watching 48 hours on youtube. i feel like a 23 year old who is actually 74 years old #byler #taylor swift