i want to be alone for the rest of my life romantically but i'm afraid that's going to mean i'm going to be alone for the rest of my life period
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Shinsou "I dont know why she's into me either" Hitoshi
ALWAYS on his "am shy and humble or actually just cocky" shit because sometimes this means he's holding your palms in his hands and getting all watery-eyed because he thinks you're WAY too good for him ... and other times it means cheers-ing someone when they get snotty about how you're out of his league.
They're trying to piss him off, meanwhile he's just raising his glass an tipping a shot back, kinda smirking, all: "cheers, I'll drink to that!" (then going home to make sure you aren't about to leave him--as if he doesn't have ROCK HARD ABS he wants you grinding against every night. why would you ever give that up????? adjflakdhj)
Not to mention all the times Denki asks him how he managed to score you and Shinso genuinely goes blank and has to take 20 minutes to ponder it too:
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I love being a pasty white ass mf who has watched thousands of hours of black hair tutorials and complimenting black ppl’s hair like hell yeah girl!!!! I know those braids took you HOURS!!! Did you do those finger waves yourself? They look professionally done! And they always stare back at me with a really surprised smile, it makes me wanna keep learning and researching just for that. And guess what? I CAN DO MY FRIEND’S BRAIDS NOW!!!! we can do each other’s hair now, even if I’m still learning, I’m really happy
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Story idea: Ash decides to livestream his journey through Kanto in an attempt to make the money he needs to replace Misty's bike. Internet Fame-related Hilarity quickly ensues.
Also a few weeks in Cassiopeia becomes the channel's manager and editor, mostly as a cover to help them take down Team Rocket. She initially tries the "hack their phone and present myself as a Mysterious Benefactor" route but Ash recognizes her as Penny despite her modulating her voice because apparently in this universe they're cousins. And yet he still can't see through Team Rocket's disguises...
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