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cvlutos · 1 year

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I think I remember I saw your old blogs being deactivated that's why I couldn't find the old zombie post till now 💀.

But all that aside I'm here for ZOMBIE AU CRUMBS. I'll just give my theories about it and as well headcannons.

Jack is the first person we come across in the first year group in this au. If according all into the plot ( albeit slightly different ) we would meet Grim after the shade attack in an abandoned house? Though I'd like to think he has the Gene X virus but he's immune to it just like how Grim eats blot in the original twst wonderland.

If everything follows the plot of who we meet next, we would meet Adeuce on a random scavenge hunt for food,water and weapons. Though they're probably got caught up with the shades until Yuu saved their butts

Will overblots be the people who have Gene X virus? They probably are trying to find the cure for themselves bc the virus doesn't take over people with high magic that easy, it's a battle of time for them.

I can imagine Crowley giving us dangerous task in this au💀 but we ace it...barely

Would we randomly meet Malleus during a shade chase? I'd assumed he saved us in exchange for company

Self indulgent crumbs ueueue 😭

I've been waiting all damn day to answer this ask! 😤

But I'm simply going to go down the list of theories and maybe plans I have. But please ask questions, I love sharing for about AUs.

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#1) Will overblots be the people who have Gene X virus? They probably are trying to find the cure for themselves bc the virus doesn't take over people with high magic that easy, it's a battle of time for them?

In simple terms no. The Gene X Virus which is the main known thing that caused the zombie outbreak, is because it feasts and mutates in people with low levels of magic. So someone like Leona, becoming a zombie/shade is little to none due to his high levels.

The Housewardens overblotting would be because of them purposely keeping their magic levels high, so not only for themselves but others around them or entire territories. Which would wear them down overtime due to excessive you.

Shades/Zombies cannot only hear extremely well, they're fully capable of sense magic, and the weaker the magical person, the more alluring. Though in large groups of Shades, this can easily be an advantage or disadvantage since shades, even dead, have slight magically energy and can confuse each other or easily tell the difference between human and shade. Theyre intelligent.

So overblots would work the same as they usually do, with stress, overwhelming situations, trauma, and overusing magic.

I didn't mention this in the overview, but overblots also are more common, and that phantoms are also extremely dangerous and are immune to shades. There are legitimate cults who purposely overblot, plus the selling of overblot harden matter.

#2) Would we randomly meet Malleus during a shade chase? I'd assumed he saved us in exchange for company?

Without giving too much away, Malleus under zero circumstances is not leaving Briar Valley Territory. He is one of the strongest mages and has some of the strongest magic, his existence alone guarantees a lot of safety for Briar Valley, from both Shades and Phantoms. There aren't really any weak nor low level magic users in Briar Valley, but there are a few and to avoid total out war between fae and humans, Malleus is a pinnacle and absolutely important he stays within his territory.

So if him and MC were to meet, it would be due to Crowley sending them to Briar Valley. It would be an honest Malleus being the damsel and MC being the knight that saves him. If anything his freedom would be the catalyst to finding a cure.

3) I can imagine Crowley giving us dangerous task in this au💀 but we ace it...barely

NRC is definitely the worst place to be due to it's overpopulation and common run in with Shades. If it wasn't for Octavinelle being in the city, NRC would've been overrun. Crowley putting you on dangerous tasks would be common, do to NRC being that horrible and dangerous.

4) If everything follows the plot of who we meet next, we would meet Adeuce on a random scavenge hunt for food,water and weapons. Though they're probably got caught up with the shades until Yuu saved their butts

They would be the next you meet, but the order of Overblots are random. If you meet Ace and Deuce it would either be because they've been sent out scouting and got in a dangerous situation and you've saved them. Which would lead you to eventual having to go to the Queendom of Roses to drop them off.

5) Jack is the first person we come across in the first year group in this au. If according all into the plot ( albeit slightly different ) we would meet Grim after the shade attack in an abandoned house? Though I'd like to think he has the Gene X virus but he's immune to it just like how Grim eats blot in the original twst wonderland.

Skipping over the first part of plot purposes.

The Gene X Virus is removing all magic basically, using it as a life source and once that life source is gone, the person is dead and is a vessel that leads the virus to find another host. So Grim wouldn't be immune, but merely not a target but moreso a shield that hides away MC magiclessness. So he basically covers MCs weak presence with his. Now this doesn't completely prevent MC from getting caught by shades of their loud and drawing attention. But stops them from being able to track them.

#zombie au #manor.noble.tally

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annislittleshopofhorrors · 1 year

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That shower video “someone” made has bothered me for months. I’m sure no one wants to rethink on this but I have some thoughts about the whole thing that may or may not be delusional. But really with everything that’s happened, is anything too far fetched ? Lol

So when you post a story to IG, I think it allows like an under 60 sec uploading time. Within that time frame, I think you can still delete the post without it being fully uploaded and seen by your followers (someone correct me if I’m wrong).

What if - “someone” made her shower show and then preemptively uploaded it to her IG story but as it was still uploading, SS and deleted it (again, I do not know how and if this is actually possible to do before the story completely uploads) and then deactivated.

After the deactivation, she knew ppl would be checking for her as they have for months. As ppl are wondering what happened to her, suddenly some dummy account on twitter (or was it tumblr? Or IG) asks if anyone else saw her post that story…and then the SS of the story are leaked. Idk if there was ever an actual video that made it around (I HOPE NOT) or if it was always screenshots only.

The source of the SS conveniently disappears or is never really traced? but the work is done. The pics are spread and there’s hope that ppl will feel sorry for her or that she’ll go viral and make the news (she doesn’t lol).

Her trolling friends are mysteriously silent and never address the situation. Her fans seem determined to ignore it completely and instead focus on her deactivating bc she was being bullied. (Which she was, TBF, but if she willingly posted a story like that on Beyoncé’s internet unprovoked I have to wonder about her priorities). Nobody around her orbit wants to address the situation but she then pops up on twitter two days later (that timing…so convenient).

Now I can’t prove any of this happened the way I described, but I have an even stronger inkling the truth may not be too far, bc of the most recent sister IG story.

Again - a mysterious SS appears out of thin air looking oddly like it might have been tampered with. Where did that second X on the top left hand corner come from? That’s not in regular IG stories or even screenshots of IG stories. Did her sister REALLY post a story tagging Cap A? Why would she have done that if not to make it so obvious where she was? And how did a private account IG story suddenly make its way through cyberspace when nothing from her sisters account has ever leaked to blogs b4? Surely if ppl had been checking for her before, there would have been other stories she posted - esp when they were together in Paris or elsewhere.

This SS has a backyard backdrop that would not mean anything to anyone unless it’s eagle eyed stalker fans who can recognize the man’s backyard (IDEK wanna go there). Then add that location tag…obvious trolling bc if it were just the background without the tag, I’d give her the benefit of the doubt. Assuming that the sister’s following would not see that post and know she was in his backyard. She adds the cap moniker tag and now the hint is clear as day. Then the SS gets sent to multiple tumblr blogs that are CE/fans. Get ppl talking, angry, riled up. Then “someone” follows a person who has a connection to her famous bf. It all unravels from there.

Now..why do all this? Why would you go thru all this trouble to troll? She could simply post a pic from his backyard herself. She could have posted a pic or video from inside his house in his bathroom showering if she really wanted. If she’s his SO, she’s allowed to do some of that within reason. IMO, she very much wants to keep up appearances that she’s super private and respectful of his privacy and she doesn’t troll. She’s above that and not like all of those other clout chasing women. However - by physically posing for that awful video, she literally proved she was proactive in creating that content. It’s not like it was a candid where she was doing something and was unaware she was being filmed. She posed willingly - that video was going to someone or somewhere intentionally. Her sister allegedly posting from his backyard and tagging that also means she wanted ppl to connect the dots.

Maybe all this is delusional overthinking on my part. There’s no way I can prove any of this is true. But I just don’t trust this chick. Can’t explain it.

Sweetheart, I hope you didn't wrote this long essay right after you woke up. 😅

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ariannasenvolant · 8 months

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went back on ig after not posting for over a month & how do I feel? Underwhelmed. Feel like I regressed. Instagram has nothing for me.

Made my page public bc for so long I’ve been private, only certain people I let into my space. I don’t like people that I don’t know just “watching me.”

But I made in public to give into the curious eyes. The people sitting in my my requests for years 💀. I wanted the attention.

But I’m writing all this to say it’s no good for me. The reason I still have Instagram is so i have people’s contact… just in case. But I think I’m going to deactivate it.

My hesitancy towards removing my account is because I remember when people want to show me someone and they’re like “oh they deactivated their page.” And then it’s like damn, they disappeared. But this is not say your IG page corresponds to the question of your existence. I would just like my “files” to still be there.

I love my page however. It represents me. When I’m on Instagram, it’s mainly my page I’m on lol. Just admiring me, my work, my curation.

Instagram is weird too. Men with a wife & kids tryna talk to me. This guy’s girlfriend trying to follow me & after a day of her sitting in my requests she takes it back and I see both of them unfollowed each other. I wonder what role I played in that or maybe I was just a cool girl she saw on her man’s Instagram.

Anyway.

“You’re not addicted to social media?” still got it.

I am. This time it’s tumblr, maybe that’s different. But most of the time I’m also just on my own page….

Some may call it self absorbed, I call it self love.

There’s this one guy from high school who often tells me he likes the content i put out on my IG. He says I look cool and fun to be around. Obviously he likes me, but I’m happy that some people see me. See what I do and get it. Target audience reached type shit.

I grew up with social media. I made Facebook when I was 7, thank god I deactivated it by the time I was 12. Just cringy pics were on there. But I wonder what my generation would look like without eyes watching through the screen. Being influenced you know?

Likes and followers. Trends and shit. 14 year olds today do not be looking 14 at all. They can do their makeup better than me and know all the poses to make them seem sexy. They’re also just having fun.

I could go on and on about this. Just let me know.

- Ari

#diary

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saint-gerard-of-arc · 3 years

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Y'all know that you can love a band without wishing death to another right? Y'all know that's a thing that is possible right

#witchy.txt #can't believe this is a hot take but apparently it is #I said what I said and I meant what I meant #I love both the crüe and wasp #and seeing that there's some gremlin who hates the crüe so much that they channel that rage on fanfics and the fans is...#abhorrent and appalling to say the least #like I even reblogged a post from her out of context thinking she was in the right when I found out she's the one that started this shit #and I saw that someone has deactivated too bc of this like #why what and how is happening right now #just #what the fuck #like genuinely somebody can fill me in bc I think I kinda get what's happening #but I'm not very involved so I don't really know at the same time #the primadonna™ feud

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loveyourownsmiilee · 2 years

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saw your post about Oliver liking buddie posts. do you think he did that bc he knew 506 was buddie centric or bc he’s filming something buddie related? I haven’t been tracking his behavior not sure if fans are aware of any patterns in when he likes stuff

Hello nonnie!! So there’s some backstory in regards to my post and Oliver.

Back in the day, Oliver used to like a lot of Buddie edits on twitter and IG. But fans I believe on twitter, started hassling him more and more because they took that as him confirming Buddie was happening, when in reality he was just showing his love for the art/edits talented people made of Buck and Eddie. He’s been very on board with Buddie happening since the beginning but fans would get frustrated with him because Buddie didn’t get together and they took it in a way as if he was getting their hopes up for nothing. When all he wanted to do was just show his appreciation. It got to a point where in season 3, he made this tweet explaining how he won’t be liking or sharing anymore Buddie edits because he truly doesn’t know where the storyline is going for either man and that he just acts, doesn’t write the show.

So he refrained from liking or sharing any Buddie work of any kind since season 3.

Then we got season 4 and after the whole unfollowing each other off IG with Ryan, neither man posted each other ever. Like it was super rare and of course everyone started talking. Oli would still tweet about the show and just after 4.13, he liked a few Buddie fanarts about the shooting. He even shared a few on his IG story, which he hadn’t done in almost a year. Before the finale, he was excited to live tweet but fans made some tweets and there was the whole twitter thing that happened which lead to him deactivating his twitter. Bc once again fans were hoping for a Buddie confirmation and they assumed that he was hinting at it happening in the finale.

Then he went MIA for most of hiatus and didn’t even post workouts which he used to do. Once the season started, he promoted the episodes by only posting the promotional photos or posts the 911onfox IG page posted. He never went on his IG and made a video asking us to watch. Then recently he responded to a comment on one of his posts where someone implied he wouldn’t be ok with portraying a gay man or something and he clarified that he had no issues playing a gay/bi character, which led people to believe he’s speaking from recent experience. This is the post that has the actual comments!

Anyways, as of a few days ago, Oli has been liking Buddie edits and fan art on IG again. He’s always liked Buck fan art but he has refrained from actively participating in Buddie work bc of what he said in the tweet a few years ago. His current behavior, and what I know of his previous behavior, makes me think he’s comfortable enough in what the storyline he’s filmed currently for him to be back to confidently showing his support over Buddie. Since he stated that him liking these things can lead to people believe Buddie is happening, which is why he stopped, it makes me wonder why he started again. Maybe because now he has filmed something that won’t disappoint the people who think Buddie is happening. Idk I may be sounding insane rn but I know his behaviours a little too well and this is what makes the most sense to me. I just think he does know something and he’s waiting for all of us to know it too!!

#juju answers #anon asks #oliver stark #buddie #im sorry im rambling #but I hope I answered your question #I know im crazy ok #but again this is my opinions #I’m just saying it’s a lil sus to me

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saetoru · 2 years

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TEE I WILL C R Y OHMYGOD 🥺💓

yesterday i was hanging out with one of my irls & i was showing them my new blog and just talking about being back on tumblr and then i mentioned you and a few of my other old moots and was like “i wonder if i’ll find them again” aND THEN I DID AND I LITERALLY SQUEALED !!

i’m not gonna lie, i was really nervous to message you and my one other moot that i found again bc i just dipped from tumblr & it’s been so long but i’m genuinely so happy i found you again!! i’ve missed talking to you and being delulu with you and reading your fics!!

ilysm !! always take good care of yourself 💓💓 U ALREADY KNO I’LL BE TAKING OVER UR INBOX TO SHOWER U WITH LOVE

saw you in my inbox and i was like :O did a double take i had to stop making my coffee SOBS

i was just talking to a moot the other day about my old moots on teesumu and i was like omg i miss some of them so much tumblr just doesnt feel the same without them and things used to be so fun on there AND THEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT U AND HOW U WERE ONE OF THE FIRST PPL I TALKED TO and as if the stars aligned here u are dfjhvdhfg this is the best lil surprise ever

omg i have expanded quite i bit im no longer just hq with a sprinkle of bnha sdhshg tbh i don't even rly write hq and bnha all that much anymore im mostly tr and jjk now and a sprinkle of demon slayer here and there who wouldve thought id become multifandom ??? and nsfw too ??? well technically u knew my nsfw but i was under an alias then AND OMG i changed urls and forgot to save kiyownme AND SOMEONE STOLE IT SOBS im pretty sad about that but oh well. i wasnt gonna rly use it but it would be nice to still have it

OH and i deactivated teesumu omg and i archived my sfw sideblog from before to move everything to my nsfw and then i revealed i was me and switched from the alias to tee. yeah i did quite some moving for a while after i left teesumu to find my groove on here again but ive been fully active on this blog since like november ???? i think. i had the blog before that but i wasn't too active—not that i was ever too active on my nsfw before i became one fully. but yeah loads has happened kjbdhgfhdgf idek why im rambling but i thought id fill u in LMAO HSHGSDGF

IM RLY GLAD UR BACK THO HEHE

#( ˘ ³˘) — bestees !!#heart <3 #omg heart with a heart isnt that so cute #sobs

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starglitterz · 3 years

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*breaks down door* HEY IM BACK WITH MORE VALORANT BECAUSE ITS LIKE 2 AM AND I CANT SLEEP >:D

this is gonna be long

ish

random thing i feel like xiao ganyu and zhongli have very shitty wifi because poor peepaw cant afford good wifi

f in chat 😔

Kaeya: would be more strategic and tactical, I see him as a Cypher or Sova main, also has a lot of fun placing astra's stars and watching diluc suffer while being sucked into astra's stars.

Klee: A raze main, got into valorant when jean dropped her off at Kaeya's house and watched kaeya play valorant. Just very destructive. eliminated an entire team alongside Xinyan. Yeah, Jean was not happy with that. Alice was probably chill with it. (klee's totally isnt long because she's my favourite character yeah totally not)

Xingqiu: takes his time placing Cypher's traps, or Killjoy's cool ass technologies and stuff. the very smart and strategic player. He outsmarts the other team. a lot. this is short but whatever.

Ningguang: I see her as a Brimstone main, or a Sage main. Depends if she feels like she wants to be the leader of the team, or wants to support the team from the sidelines. has insanely good wifi, insanely good mic, stuff like that. the only time she's ever going to disconnect from calls are if the power runs out which is literally never.

Hu tao: Plays as raze or pheonix. Just very reckless in general. Not sure what else to write for this lmao

Yanfei: Hu tao's girlfriend!! (yantao 4 life babeyyyy) supports Hu tao by playing as sage. Has a job as a lawyer so she doesnt play much.

Qiqi: Hu tao's niece. Got into valorant from klee. Plays as Skye (she just likes the animals ok) or Sage with klee. has slow reaction time tho. (hu tao was very surprised when she saw qiqi in a match.)

Diluc: plays as pheonix or astra, he's way better than kaeya when he plays as astra. okay ill just say he treats valorant as a chess game when he uses astra and he sometimes uses pheonix for his flashes.

this is long

-Luca

hi !!! YAY MORE VAL HCS !!! pls do get some sleep tho T_T

under the cut again :)

first off, NOOO POOR BBYS KJADJKASD SOMEONE GIVE ZHONGLI A RAISE - i just know xiao somehow manages to still be such a good gamer even with his insanely high ping LSKSK (childe's actually kinda jealous bc he has good wifi but dies half the time either way)

kaeya: LMFAOOO he is way too smart omg,,, he plans out where hes going to put trapwires & cameras as a cypher main and idk why i see him as like a sniper? but yes he bullies diluc 90% of the time too HAHA

klee: KLEE PLAYS VAL ??!??!?! teaching the kids young i guess 😭 but yes omg raze main too, plays in a team w kaeya xinyan and diluc,,, scolds diluc when he dies in-game HAHA and also just drops bombs everywhere but somehow gets the team the win ?????? everyone can't tell if it's luck or just genuine planning - spoiler alert, it's some crazy luck. jean's worried klee's going to become a game addict but alice encourages it, saying its' better to get rid of your violent tendencies online than irl LOL

xingqiu: YESS KILLJOY MAIN - i feel like he prefers killing from a distance?? like he prefers to use her tech to detain enemies & stuff instead of getting up close and personal to knife them. also he just thinks her design is rlly badass HAHA

ningguang: rich geo mom. YES SHE HAS THE BEST EQUIPMENT OMGGG i swear her valorant never ever lags and her ping is so low???? xiao is quaking. BRIMSTONE MAIN NINGGUANG !!!!!!!!!!!!! yes omg i agree, she's a whole girlboss , she's badass asf and the ultimate team leader. w her on ur team, ur most likely to defeat the enemy around 13 - 5 LOL

hu tao: my bby omg,, LSKDS i feel like she either mains raze or astra bc she likes astras stars and raze bc explosions, also shes the type who sacrifices other people in her team as bait to get to the spike and deactivate it but later claims their sacrifice was for the greater good, basically she just has a lot of fun while playing and doesnt rlly care abt the ranks as long as she has a good time

yanfei: LETS GOOO YANTAO NATION UNITE !!!! yes omg she plays as sage for sure bc she has to heal her chaotic gf allll the mf time, and even if her schedule doesnt rlly let her play that much she treasures the time that she does bc she gets to spend it w hu tao 🥺

qiqi; QIQI AS A SKYE MAIN BC SHE LIKES THE ANIMALS IM CRYING 😭😭😭 /pos qiqi is kinda bad at val bc of her reaction time which gets her killed before she can shoot back most of the time, but she doesn't mind as long as she's playing w her friends/family

diluc; NOOO HE RLLY IS BETTER THAN KAEYA AT PLAYING ASTRA AJKDAKSJD and he isnt petty enough to rub it in kaeya's face,,, or is he?! he also has a busy schedule, so he doesn't play that often but is literally still such a high rank????? what??????????? mainly bc he treats the whole thing like a chess game & predicts the opponents moves rlly well and ends up being like 10 steps ahead of them HAHA

#📧 — mail !#luca💌#q.kaeya #q.zhongli #q.xiao #q.ganyu #q.klee #q.xingqiu #q.ningguang #q.hu tao #q.yanfei #q.qiqi #q.diluc

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ratsoh-writes · 3 years

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Ok so this nightmare revolved around the most recent FNAF game, Security Breach. I believe only the trailer's out if I'm not dumb.

Just as a heads up this does mention gore and blood, but nothing too descriptive.

I was driving in a car with 3 friends investigating the disappearance of someone close to me (probably a brother or smth idfk) and we pull up on this raggedy, run down, abandoned mall. We get out and go inside, start looking around. Suddenly, without explanation, BOOM. 30 years in the past or some shit. We can't go back the way we came. The windows won't break. Nobody is around inside or outside the mall besides us. We start looking for a way out only to find that OH WAIT THERE'S ANIMATRONICS IN HERE.

At first we don't think much of them cuz they're deactivated, but then when it turns midnight, those sons of hitches COME ALIVE and one (I think it was Roxanne the wolf?) literally tears one of my friends in half. Everybody scatters in a panic. I run down the stairs we were just going up when Roxanne attacked only to see that MONTGOMERY THE ALLIGATOR has shown up. He tries to grab me but I break his ankles and start BOOKING it.

Now let me be clear, these suckers were FAST. Like, that one animatronic in that hallway during the basement segment of TJOC fast. So Monty is chasing me, I hit a right corner on him, and I see Glamrock Freddy deactivated and just standing in the middle of the hall, so I run at him, open his chest cavity for SOME REASON, and CLIMB IN. I close the chest cavity and I can hear Monty run past me. I get out of the chest cavity and start looking for a way out while being pursued by the Glamrock animatronics.

Then I run into Vanny, the lady in the rabbit suit, who promptly stabs me in the arm before I can run away. Also I knew she was around bc she was always singing. For some reason the Glamrock animatronics didn't attack her when they see her, which I thought was bullshit. Anyway, it's almost six, right? Probably like 5:45. I'm running from Roxanne again, but she's too close. I find Glamrock Freddy again (cuz his metal booty is also walking around trying to find me and my remaining friends), deactivate his ass, and climb into his chest cavity.

Only Roxanne freaking SAW ME and comes RUNNING UP with the intent to fucking kill. And dude, I am NOT JOKING when I say I was TERRIFIED. It felt like real life. I honest to God thought I was about to get my face ripped off. But then one of my friends (probably the last one alive at that point) comes running down the hall, sees Roxanne, and starts running back the way they came. Roxanne proceeds to go after them, and I climb out of Freddy's chest cavity and start BOOKIN IT.

As the clock chimes 6 am, I burst through the emergency exit doors only to find that I'm back in present time, and there's an old man sitting inside this store across the street, and I just KNOW this man had something to do with my 6 hours of terror-fueled adrenaline and my dead friends and probably the disappearance I'd been investigating. So I storm in and realize OH SHIT IT'S MY GRANDPA. I'm conflicted, and he tells me some shit that makes me SUPER pissed off. I storm outside, grab an empty bottle, and SMASH it against the store wall with a scream of rage. Like I was about to cry from frustration. I turn around and Glamrock Freddy is there. He grabs me, stuffs me in his chest cavity, and takes me back to the mall where the other Glamrocks and Vanny are waiting. I start screaming cuz I KNOW I'm about to die. Roxanne grabbed me. Then I woke up.

I tried to make this as coherent as possible I'm sorry

#bro what???#this is literally the scariest crap over ever heard of someone dreaming

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the-acid-pear · 3 years

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Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️

Still Chapter 211

Son on son violence

Chapter 212

This dude pretty cute ngl

Shit, rip

AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺

It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔

Chapter 213

Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴

OYXITSITDITDLTD

Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS

🥺😭💞

Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh

Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you

I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao

I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33

Chapter 214

Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j

He really is just honest Igari

I love that he apologizes

Chapter 215

OJFOYDITDISTOTDG

HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭

THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY

Chapter 216

Burgir

GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD

That smile so cute...

Jyaku is a king

Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why

HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫

Chapter 217

Finally Jyaku got serious too

WITH HIS TOES 😭

King is just obsessed i luv him

HEHE HAIRY LEGS

It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf

Chapter 218

I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this

His damn beard... 💔

THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR

He has a good point

They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs

Chapter 219

Okay seems kinda into it <:/

Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/

That was so smart 🥺

Chapter 220

Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back

Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.

He did apologize at least

Chapter 221

Damn dude be a little more gentle with him

Oh, get was picking him up, okay

FR FR

🥺🥺🥺

FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG

Chapter 222

I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team

I want to eat an apple too now

That was fast

I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry

Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik

Chapter 223

Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/

Feet be fuming lmao

Ohhh that's a cool analysis

Chapter 224

What a good punch

That "please",,,

Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j

No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.

Chapter 225

It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win

Sad day for the Chinese citizens

Mf got tits in his back

This is gonna be so goodddd

Chapter 226

Look at the size of his tits, the slut

INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO

These two are cool fighters

Chapter 227

Old man showing skin

His smile is so fucked up lmao

Chapter 228

Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?

I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good

Retsu babey 🥺

I love how confused Yujiro looks

Chapter 229

Hey, i recognize that name...

Kaku just too op

Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg

Chapter 230

God that's such a good threat

Love Retsu's confusion

Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢

I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment

Chapter 231

God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍

YOOO THAT'S POG

Chapter 232

I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr

This fight is so satisfying

That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay

Fight so controversial comments were deactivated

Chapter 233

Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j

Okay yeah it IS just rude

Hohoooo shit getting nice

Chapter 234

This asshole lmao

Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol

Chapter 235

GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS

Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔

Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected

Chapter 236

Abs in his back...

Crying and shaking that is NOT true

DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU

LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!

I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh

Chapter 237

OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED

THE HEAD APPLAUSE

HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO

Yujiro surprised is good shit

GSJDUFTHSTD

KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO

Kaku has boyboss energy

Chapter 239

This cover almost gives me a stroke

I love how they all just shat their pants

These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return

Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before

King i don't think any of us understands

It really is

CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!

Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭

Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j

Chapter 240

Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname

...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭

I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭

Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao

Chapter 241

HORRIBLE fit Baki

CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰

Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺

Oh hey Jr

You gonna fuck his girl, bro?

Chapter 242

So straight forward lmao

I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more

AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞

This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984

Chapter 243

Grandpa they shrunk you

Chapter 244

Kings idc about this

Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao

Such a nice lad

Chapter 245

Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,

MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER

Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞

These men love throwing their glasses eh

Chapter 246

If only Igari and Toba had done this lol

OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT

Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh

HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳

Scenes that give me a boner

CHU...

Such a good callback...

Chapter 247

My man got serious, sweet

Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?

YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT

I love that blocking technique

OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀

I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique

Chapter 248

Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered

A kiss? 😏 /j

When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry

Chapter 249

What a way to cockblock em

Feminist icon

Jack is that the only sweater you own?

Chapter 250

I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot

Jr like 🥺

Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster

Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao

Jack needs to bite people more

Chapter 251

My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's

Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?

Chapter 252

DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS

Looked like Jack was going for a handful

Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad

Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?

Chapter 253

You are tempting your luck sunny boy

Look at that, you pissed him off!

You cannot just know out jack hanma bro

HHH

This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic

Chapter 254

Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?

OKAY THANKS JACK

Such a simp he downed that coffee cup

Grandpa put here cockblocking

Chapter 255

"no he didn't >:/"

These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw

Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭

FOR FUCKING REAL JR

STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭

Chapter 256

Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳

Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary

Chapter 257

Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt

GET HIS ASS KOZUE

OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!

Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles

HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE

King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see

His shoes look so nice...

OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!

Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark

Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴

This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg

Chapter 258

Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj

THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐

If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage

He has been thru worse, sunny boy

Niceee

Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴

Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella

I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol

#luly talks #btg #i ran out of space but that's good cuz im sleepy and have 3% of battery lol #i wanted to reach chapter 260 but this works #14 last episodes for tomorrow woo #baki liveblog

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jewishjon · 3 years

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Happy new year/mutuals appreciation post

I’ve seen loads of these going around but to me it means less to just be a name in a long list so I’ve decided to write a message for every person on tumblr who made my 2020 <3

@lcst-at-5ea; technically we know each other irl but you’re the funniest, coolest and nicest person ever and I’ve loved becoming better friends with you this year so much!!!

@water-sang-fire; you convinced me to read tpotot which was one of the best decisions ever. I followed you for soc but you have the best book recs and anti sjm takes and you’re such a cool person!! My fave part of your blog is the bee movie <3

@bhenchod-deactivated20201231; you are the chaotic mutual we all need in our lives. When you appear on my dash, I always know some kind of insanity will be going down and I love that. Thank you for making me laugh in this shithole of a year!!

@dekuoneforall; you’re the sweetest person ever and you’re so fun to talk to!! We only started talking recently but you’re like literal sunshine and despite not having many fandoms in common I always love hearing you rant about your hyperfixations :)

@deadrunin I live for how your blog is a mix of serious anti takes and pure chaos. You’re a really cool person (I’ve always loved your name asdfgh it’s so random but it’s true) and you have the best taste in books.

@enderanboo I’m so glad reading Shades of Magic made us mutuals bc you’re such a fun person and I always love seeing you on my dash!! Your recent love of minecraft youtubers absolutely takes me back to my childhood hyperfixation and honestly just keep doing you!!

@carmenfarooqslane coolest url ever right? Totally not just because I gave it to you *cough* ... we need to talk more!! We’ve been mutuals for a while and I think you’re so cool, I love chatting on discord and your taste in fave characters is immaculate.

@kagetatsumii-deactivated20201231 you’re like di’s chaos twin in my head honestly. You’re a really fun, chaotic person, I love talking to you, and I hope you go back from deactivating soon :( *wink*

@rainesengupta I remember my first thought when I saw your blog was ‘wow, someone actually my age!!’ Anyways I’m glad I was inspired to follow because you’re a great person, I love seeing your posts on my dash and we need to talk more!!

@fricklefracklefloof idk if you’re gonna see this bc you’re not very active on tumblr but I just think you’re the coolest person ever!! You’re not only a Wylan kinnie but you headcannon him as autistic too, your art is amazing and your fandoms and fics are immaculate!! I’d been aware of your fics for a while and was really happy when you joined tumblr :)

@staryk we bonded over our mutual love of Taylor swift and Noah czerny and haven’t looked back since. Your edits are absolutely beautiful (i still can’t believe my trc ts connection inspired one) I saw the Christmas one recently which was so pretty and I hope you have an amazing new year!!

@grishaversee MILLIE!!! I’m so glad we started talking again on gvo because you’re such a cool person!! I love discussing british things with another secondary school student (even if the non brits think we’re trash) and you have such a fun personality!!

@revouries You convinced me to read Shadow of Magic which is the best thing anyone could do for me. You’re a really cool person, I absolutely adore your edits, and we need to talk more!! I hope you have an amazing new year!!

@rvgue You’re probably one of the mutuals I’ve know the longest? You completely terrified me when I first joined *that fandom* but when I got past the dark layout you’re a really great person and I love being mutuals with you!!

@ofdeepfears We’ve only talked once but you seem like a really nice person!! You clearly have great taste in music if you also love Taylor Swift, and I really hope we can talk more in the future!! Have an amazing new year!!

@comingoutofthecauldron your chaotic memes are the absolute best, you never fail to make me laugh, and your anti darkling and pro Mal takes are immaculate!! Have an amazing new year!!

I hope everyone who sees this post has a great 2021 <3

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majormeilani · 2 years

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hmm now that i think on the dj grooves thing

i really really do think the awards thing in itself messes with him and makes him act in ways he normally wouldn't. like it's the one thing that REALLY gets to him.

like he'll be relatively fine when he's not thinking about it but when someone mentions the award or anything like that it's what his brain immediately focuses on. since it's probably a huge sore spot for him given he gets second bested nearly every time and with it going on for what seems like years, the numerous fakes in his room (i think it was), ect.

and with how he talks to the award replica in the first act has a bit more edge to how he talks usually and he seems bitter about it almost.

like he probably can be perfectly normal most the time but hyperfocuses on the awards due to feelings of inadequacy and when has the chance to win, he rides on that high because it's probably the best he's ever felt in a long time. and it goes to show he's not any of the things that the conductor said about him in his eyes. and i guess the feeling sent him over the edge bc once he saw the potential a timepiece could grant him, he felt like he had to have it because he felt like his worth hinged on winning.(maybe im projecting a bit here tho....)

but it really seems to me like he had an unhealthy obsession with winning, the conductor always seeming to best him not helping matters at all. the conductor ALSO having the same unhealthy obsession too.

and we can kinda see that he's a little bit unhinged with the stakes he seems to take with the big parade where he starts adding more and more dangerous effects to the movie, some you even see making the moon penguins jump on the rooftops. and MAYBE he doesn't really see that he's doing anything wrong? or at least maybe doesn't realize what he's doing is kinda messed up, since hat kid literally gets injured by the wires he has her cross zapping her, fireworks sparking on the rooftops, moon penguins driving on the roof, firing rockets in the air, the music even speeding up and intensifying the more goes on. which is a stark contrast to how while the conductor makes her go through similar stakes, but he actually acknowledges that he knows it's kinda fucked up what he's doing, by saying that he 1 "doesn't care about the express owls or yourself" and only his train and 2 him cackling manically when you deactivate the bomb bc of the footage he got of her running for dear life.

so while im disappointed in how he kinda gets to that point i can kinda understand that maybe he doesn't perceive his actions as bad bc of the cause it's for. but i cant imagine how much it would crush him once he realizes what he did in the end. and i genuinely think it'd make him feel like he's worthless or something.

and him shouting "I HATE YOU. DAAAARRRLLLIIINNNGGGG...." might have been him submitting to his ideas of self doubt and giving up. he probably doesn't actually hate hat kid, but maybe he just hates himself. bc he seems to put his self worth into the awards and i wouldn't doubt everything he's gone through destroyed his self esteem despite his supposed confidence. he probably just tries to be positive, maybe even a bit of toxic positivity too.

this is like a half incomprehensible ramble but yeah. some thoughts

basically this rant sums up to he doesn't hate hat kid, he hates himself. for not being good enough.

#as much as i don't like the idea of character assassination i also think having him win is more interesting than the conductor ig.#also i feel like he deserves to win and have a break down. as a treat.#i just kinda hate how the game makes him look a bit bad lol.....#i want him to apologize to hat kid #but it just makes him seem like he doesn't care at all which i don't believe for a second that he was just using her #i really do think he cared #and my point about hating himself can also apply to the conductor too bc he has no qualms about committing die in the finale #i try not to take things too serious bc i know it's not really meant to be but *makes you cry about dj grooves with me*

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phoenixyfriend · 3 years

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The Catboy Valois AU

This one is a little cursed, and inspired by this Totally Spies post.

This AU does contain some nsfw content, which I will place at the end of the post and mark for (it’s right after the dog pics). Once again, this was brainstormed on the GG server, back in October of 2019. Biggest contributor other than myself was @atagotiak.

So I decided that, at some point, I need to see one of those inexplicable and very horny modern catpeople AUs.

Where a fraction of the population just happens to have cat ears and tails etc. for... minimal reason.

Tarvek def has them. Bc twink. Sticking to the tropes, you know.

All the Valois are catpeople because most of history didn't have the option of interbreeding, just coexisting. Something something sterile hybrids because chromosomes.

Andronicus Valois, Catboy King

Lucrezia was full human and Aaronev never had a chance.

"Most of history" because recently they scienced up ways to get around it, so there are catperson/human hybrids, like Gil and Zeetha (Klaus is human, Zanta is not).

Klaus is kinda glad Gil has cat ears bc this makes people automatically assume he can’t be the dad even if they realize it’s technically possible.

This means Agatha gets her boys.

The human (Lars), the hybrid (Gil), and the cat (Tarvek).

Anevka's initial robot body doesn't have the cat features just due to the fact that Tarvek was aiming for Bare Minimum, and then when he added them in later she decided she liked being able to pick when she had them.

I am morally obligated to reblog the callout art @mercurialvoid did for me a few years ago.

We’re not gonna talk about that, though.

human Othar/catgirl Anevka

SCENT MARKING

It's considered Undignified but everyone still DOES it, just... discreetly.

Agatha thinks nothing of it when Zeetha rubs their cheeks together while training and then someone looks at her funny and asks if that's her girlfriend or something.

And Agatha Realizes that she's currently got Belongs-to-Zeetha scent on her and has to scramble to explain that Zeetha kind of adopted her as a little sister because it's the closest approximation she can come up with that still has Acceptable Connotations.

I think platonic marking is a THING but mostly within families, children, and really close female friends, like holding hands. (Toxic masculinity does apply.)

And kolee-zumil is effectively family relationship.

Agatha can't SMELL the scent markings but she gets used to them.

Also like. There's probably different levels of scent marking depending on the body part. Wrists and cheeks are different.

Jagers that used to be catboys have better senses of smell, and are the ones sent to find a Heterodyne.

Agatha and Lars make out but don't go all the way because Agatha is not ready. (Meanwhile, Zeetha can literally smell how horny these dumb kids are.)

TINY BABY GILVEK FACE NUZZLES WHILE STILL ON CW:

(Imagine how much more dangerous the baby gilvek airship-exploring shenanigans would be given one is a catboy and the other is half catboy.)

Gil just kinda scent marks on literally everything/everyone. The boy is affection-starved well into adulthood. He probably purrs too. And purring is probably considered kinda undignified.

Tarvek purrs when he’s designing clothes in his head. He’s embarrassed when he realizes. Everyone thinks it’s cute tho.

Also when crafting super-complicated diabolical plans.

Purring isn’t very diabolical. So it’s embarrassing and doesn’t fit with the aesthetic at all.

It’s hard to do an evil scheme while being an image-conscious catboy.

Gil only. Sort of knows how to cat. He's not very good at it. Zulenna helped but...

Is Von Pinn a cat? Gut says yes. Though it makes it less likely she'd be mistaken for Lu as the students did, but hey! She’d appreciate that.

She probably wouldn’t know how to cat.

Or maybe she would, given we’re assuming hereditary and she was made for Andronicus... She probably knows a bit abt how to tell other people how to cat, but she doesn’t know how to cat herself.

The Muses... not designed to look like catpeople. Ruined the minimalist bodies RVR was going for, going by canon's lack of consistent ears or noses

Agatha does not realize at first that Von-Pinn is a cat-lady because her ears match her hair and every time she sees Agatha her ears go back, and the tail is hidden under the hobble dress.

Otilia is very happy to go from catwoman body to Giant Metal Cat body

KITTY BANGLADESH DUPREE

She's got a faint pattern to her fur that's, on closer inspection, very much indicating she's a PANTHER.

Consider: Tarvek starts working himself up into a frenzied panic and the nearest Trusted Person starts petting him to calm him down and he like. Melts.

TBH tho, a good portion of canon Tarvek’s behaviour can already be described as “cat does something stupid and immediately after attempts to pretend he has dignity even though everyone saw the stupid thing.”

Once Tarvek calms down... Lazy Cat Time.

NECK PINCH

CH would be ecstatic that Agatha snagged two suitors, then swing around to devastated that they’re both catboys, and maybe delusional enough to attempt to cut the ears/tails off like that’d solve anything then come around to “well there’s always science” once it’s fixed.

All Valois have high necks on their outfits, at least at the back

So nobody tries to Deactivate The Cat

(One less thing for Anevka to worry about.)

Because, you know. Canon decided to cut Agatha in half to acquire an heir, so we can’t exactly say the Castle is all that sensible.

It does calm down once Agatha mentions she has Lars, though.

Per @lyratalus: Krosp could be... so much more dangerous in this AU. What if he was designed to be emperor of all catpeople?

Cats never do what they're told anyways, and you can’t really control people without wasps, but the attempt was made! Vapnoople was ambitious!

Long story short, there's a spark of Something but then they just bat him off the table.

Imagine Seffie making Martellus Stop by deactivating the cat

Violetta is the cutest lil catgirl...

SHE GETS REALLY BRISTLEY WHEN SHE'S MAD

HE'S NOT A TWINK AND IT'S WEIRD. Not even a twunk???

Martellus is

So fucking ODD for a catboy

Like it HAPPENS but it means that human women are more likely to find him attractive than catgirls (and even that's a bit of a long shot on the basis of personality).

(Gil excused from the catboys-are-twink-to-twunk rule on the basis of being half human, and his dad being Basically A Wall.)

That said, for Andy I’m gonna go with "buff as fuck but sooooooo charismatic that all the catgirls, and human girls, flocked to him anyway."

So that’s at least two Bara catboys in this AU

Tarvek is canonically more or less the same size/shape as Gil, but... in my heart, Tarvek’s a twunk. He’s got muscle but he's not AS big, and he's got intense Twink energy, especially since Tarvek actually is queer.

(And they're both straight so they're not even technically bara, just Buff.)

(Not twinks either but...)

(Twink is a fun word.)

Colette is human and Seffie isn't but they'd need science for babies ANYWAY so who cares? It's a lot of Seffie laying her head in Colette's lap and purring as she falls asleep because Colette just keeps petting her.

Catboy Martellus still makes sparkhound shapeshifters. He's a catperson... but he's still a Dog Person.

Martellus and his dynamic with the sparkhounds:

He loves them, they love him. But they’re embarrassing sometimes.

THIS MARKS THE BEGINNING OF THE NSFW CONTENT

ANYWAY back to the point, which is that a lot of these catperson AUs are just... really super horny.

Which is valid.

Ears are technically erogenous zones for everyone but for the cat people... it's a Lot. It's also not like. Inherently sexual? But it can be. Like spooning. It feels nice ALWAYS but with the right person it's also HORNY. Or like brushing someone else's hair.

Ear rubs and headpats that result in like, intense sensation? Good actually.

Also I’m declaring that catpeople have heats. Or at least like. Heightened mating seasons? Extra horny times.

So you have Agatha and Lars normal, Gil kinda horny and confused, and Tarvek rubbing himself against the nearest spouse in hopes that someone's going to fuck the living daylights out of him.

Valois probably take suppressing things as a matter of course bc it’s hard to stay alert to assassination attempts when overwhelmingly horny. When Tarvek deliberately forgoes them eventually, everyone is touched by how much trust it shows.

Without suppressants, the horny is either something you can cope with or something that is intense but comes in Very brief periods. Either one day a month, or a week twice a year? Something like that.

Honestly though, imagine if Gil tried to hide being a catperson for the sake of the Empire or some nonsense, and had to just suffer when in heat?

Agatha likes to watch the boys go at it because there's something about Fangs On Neck that's super pleasurable for cat people and she can't provide that for Tarvek but Gil certainly can.

Bonding marks aren't a thing but possessive biting is.

(Since birth control is so easily accessed in GG, I feel like Lu’s opinion of catboys would be a super gross objectifying thing.)

(Which. Yeah.)

(Lucrezia basically has that opinion on any man in canon that isn’t immediately useful to her for science reasons.)

#Girl Genius #Valois Family #Tarvek Sturmvoraus #Gilgamesh Wulfenbach #Gilvek #Agatha Heterodyne #human animal hybrids #GG OT3 #Lars #Anevka Sturmvoraus #Martellus von Blitzengaard #Violetta Mondarev #Xerxsephnia von Blitzengaard #Colette Voltaire #Zeetha Wulfenbach #Otilia #Andronicus Valois #Lucrezia Mongfish #Phoenix Posts

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underfell-crystal · 3 years

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Guys. Deadass I had a nightmare about FNAF Security Breach last night. Let me go through what happened. Heads up this is kinda long.

TW: Mild descriptions of gore, death, and other horror themes, nothing too descriptive.

Ok. Let's do this.

We start looking for a way out only to find that OH WAIT THERE'S ANIMATRONICS IN HERE. At first we don't think much of them cuz they're deactivated, but then when it turns midnight, those sons of bitches COME ALIVE and one (I think it was Roxanne?) literally tears one of my friends in half. Everybody scatters in a panic. I run down the stairs we were just going up when Roxanne attacked only to see that MONTGOMERY has shown up. He tries to grab me but I break his ankles and start BOOKING it.

Then I run into Vanny, who promptly stabs me in the arm before I can run away. Also I knew she was around bc she was always singing. For some reason the Glamrock animatronics didn't attack her when they see her, which I thought was bullshit. Anyway, it's almost six, right? Probably like 5:45. I'm running from Roxanne again, but she's too close. I find Glamrock Freddy again (cuz his metal booty is also walking around trying to find me and my remaining friends), deactivate his ass, and climb into his chest cavity.

#tw: death #tw: gore #tw: death mention #tw: animatronics #tw: robots #tw: trauma #tw: horror #tw: disappearance #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf dream #dream #yall i thought Roxanne was gonna chew my face off no cap #tw: stab wound #tw: blood #tw: mild gore

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sukirichi · 3 years

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I saw your asks about deactivating!! And whether or not you do, I 100% support whatever decision you come to whether it’s on impulse or something planned, because in the end what matters is your comfort and wellbeing. But I will say this while I can—I’ve really been going through it emotionally for a little while, and for what it’s worth, going through one of your works even the angst is a booster to my day because thinking about the hard work that was put into your writing just makes me a little more determined to get by. Ofc I have similar feelings towards other blogs, as this platform still has lots of talented individuals who write here, but I also just vibe with your writing style? So no matter the decision you make, your way with words will always be near and dear to my heart—even if it’s just the emotional side of me talking.

I just think you’re really sweet and neat and I’m a since regular anon here so naturally I’d miss you bc ily ;; but again!! 100%!! Support!! Because I want whatever is best for you!! ✨💛 I hope this doesn’t come off as pressuring in any way, I just want to get my feelings and appreciation out while I can since I’ve wanted to say something like this about how you’ve been helping me get through it but I was on the fence because idk if that would be weird??? wwwww...

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my sweetheart gojo simp 9487 😭😭😭💕 i've actually received other asks too that my writings have helped others get through difficult times and that actually soothes me a bit to know i was able to help others, especially with this little hobby of mine 🥺 aww im really flattered and downright soft rn, thank you! its one thing to like someone's story because you enjoyed it, but personally it means so much more to me when people are able to see the love and effort i put into my writings too, it makes me feel as if i am seen in a different level 😭 omg im so glad you vibe with my writing style! I LOVE YOU TOO OMG I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH 🥺💕 and no worries, i am not pressured by this at all, im extremely grateful you're able to share this with me tbh! and no it wont be weird, im glad i could help you guys because the support i receive is wholesome and more than welcomed too! idk if this will make sense...but the reason i wanted to deactivate is because i started this blog during my busiest days and a time in my life where i preferred to have time to myself, but that resulted in my own "best friend" cornering me and guilt tripping me that i couldnt even share my weekends with her. being here...it sort of reminds me that the time i spent here to make myself happy came at the cost of her losing her crap because i always knew she couldnt handle being alone and relied on me too much to make her happy. somehow i cant help but feel maybe im a horrible person bcs i would rather write than have her scream at me again and again that her life isnt great without me and the anxiety of her always cornering me to the point i'm actually HIDING from her has grown too much. so i decided maybe i should just delete this blog and make her happy if it would stop her from doing this to me. but idk...sometimes love isnt always the answer yknow? i love my friend, but i love myself more. i want to stay, i want to make myself happy 🥺

#asks with naoya's trophy wife #anon:🌊#YOU GUYS 😭😭😭😭#I LOVE YOU #sometimes i regret being so friendly because look now i have an obsessive best friend who is legit telling me to fix her mental health 😭💀#idk i honestly dont think its bad to say im not in the right headspace to be anyones shoulder to lean on either #and theres definitely nothing wrong with wanting to be alone #i personally wont mind if a close friend of mine left for a while if thats what they want we all need alone time #ofc id be worried but i would support them too and trust they can come back whenever they want #we dont need daily communication and endless showers of hearts just to prove we are solid with anyone #but i dont get why my friend doesnt get that she needs some growing up to do #suki RANTS

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currywaifu · 4 years

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mankai company playing hot potato with shared the brain cell

i've had writing burn out for a few days now, but i saw this ask and this was born bc i wanna write, but my brain can only go this much atm~

yes, this is a joke ✌️ a joke written by someone who also has one (1) [I] {isang} braincell.

Sakuya: tends to not get the braincell, but sometimes the members lend it to him because he's a precious 🤗 boyo who needs to be a little less gullible (looking at you, citron 👀)

Masumi: will give away the braincell to izumi 🤲🧠 might not be so bad, maybe Izumi will cook something not curry? (or she could just even bigger brained and discover a new curry recipe…)

Tsuzuru: actually gets a lot of turns with the braincell? mostly when people are asleep 😴 because he doesn’t have to fight people for it… also because he stays up 👁️👁️ bc late writing ✍️. masumi forcefully takes away the brain cell when he passes out so they can continue playing hot potato

Itaru: as if he has the stamina to play hot potato lol. probably has a braincell membership plan 🧾 specifically for work, auto deactivates when he’s gaming 🎮 F in the chat

Citron: whenever it’s his turn to get the grain sell, immediately tries to spike it ala Haikyuu style 🏐 will probably injure someone on accident (Tasuku flashbacks to beach event)

Chikage: already has his own braincells, but will still try to take Mankai’s shared braincell anyway 😌✌️

Tenma: can he just buy a braincell? 💸💳 (wait he might lose it, nvm) active participant in the hot potato. please give him the braincell. one of the few times yuki will outright cheer for tenma- it’ll benefit yuki too, after all!

Yuki: with all those witty nicknames and comments, he obviously has his own braincells… but the summer troupe makes his own braincells deteriorate 🤯. he needs a spare.

Muku: people give him the braincell willingly part 2. what does he use the braincell for? idk probably some big brain shoujo manga thing lol. maybe he writes fanfics 📝💻🖱️ using a secret moniker who knows pfft.

Misumi: “the braincell is a sankaku 🔺!” is it? there’s a chance. misumi’s triangle standards are a bit skewed, it could be a sankaku to him! might trade the braincell for a super special triangle 📐

Kazunari: oh please, kazunari has the braincells already? sometimes it’s just more fun not to use it!!! 🥳🤩 (same, kazunari) idk y’all sometimes it takes being big brain to think up dumb tiktok shit

Kumon: another one who actually needs the braincell. what a pure boy. a bit of a dummy, but very pure. may or may not offer it to juza instead ⚾🤲🍧

Banri: see, he has braincells… but hE JUST DOESN’T ALWAYS USE THEM 🤦‍♀️! banri please, stop fighting over the braincell with juza and just use the ones you already have? you know he’s using the braincell the days he doesn’t wear obnoxious animal print 🐆 over plaid. (i love you king, but why)

Juza: head empty, sweets only. also, in fact, needs the brain cell. also also, in fact, will fight banri for it. will trade the braincell for sweets tho 🍧🍨🍦🥧🧁🍰🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🍩🍪 (i would too, juza…)

Taichi: will a braincell make taichi more popular? idk, but maybe the braincell will let him know that his puppy charm 🐶✨ would be good to utilize more lol

(actually, everyone in Ouka High needs the braincell. maybe just give it to one of them on tuesdays so they can exchange it throughout the day?)

Omi: does a braincell help you become less dense? omi’s nice enough to just let people have it tbh 😌👊 lmao can see his mom tendencies 📈 for some reason… does it take braincells to be a mom friend?

Sakyo: also already has braincells except when it comes to the director. where tf did they go, sakyo? hmmmmm? will try to monetize 💰 the shared braincell somehow, maybe even have a planned schedule 🗓️ for it with optimal borrow times.

Azami: he will finally realize that k*ss*ng 💋 before marr*age 💍, in fact, will not 🙅‍♀️ kill you… is this a good idea? do… do we give him the braincell? this knowledge might be too much for the poor boy…

Tsumugi: to everyone’s shock, he’s able to send a normal text. with emojis 😳🤭. and figures out how to use the front camera instead of turning the phone 📱 around to take a selfie 📸. magically forgets when he doesn’t have the braincell anymore.

Tasuku: please, give him a braincell. he has the stamina to fight for it anyway! his brain is like 80% acting and theatre 🎭, and the other 20% is sports and exercise ⚽🎾🏓. please. this man who will do anything if he can “use it for future acting reference”.

Hisoka: his brain is 99% filled with marshmallows... does he have space for a braincell? does he even care about the braincell? when it’s his turn, maybe he’ll eat 🍽️ properly w/o ushering needed for once.

Homare: uHHH THIS POEM 📜 KING 👑 ALREADY HAS A BUNCH OF BRAINCELLS???? SUPER 🧠 BIG 🧠 BRAIN 🧠???? HOW DARE- (he needs it too. please. his head ain’t empty, but dammit listening to his poems makes your head empty as consequence)

Azuma: also already has braincells. all his… suggestions 🥴😈? you need braincells for that! another one w/ the power to make you lose the braincells instead 🤤🤡. get ready to join the fight for mankai’s shared braincell!

Guy: technically has the braincells, but like sakuya, kind of gullible. and also has a hard time hearing things 👂🙅‍♀️. help. give him braincell... i don't think braincells fix that hold on-

wtf did i write? ah well, guess i'll post it 😌✌️

#a3!#a3! act! addict! actors!#act! addict! actors!#a3! actor training game #a3! game #cafe: dessert menu

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rouiyan · 3 years

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hiiiiiii. i was wondering if u could assign your moots as fanfics or tropes? love your works !

omg yes! i think my inbox has been acting up lately but i’m so glad this one came through! also to my moots: if i didn’t get you, it probably means i don��t know you all that well, feel free to hit up my dms and let’s talkkk <33

long asf so under the cut it goes!

@seeing-dreams: lori babe, something about you talking about marrying your hubby 💍 chenle all the time, so much so that the only thing i can think of is: a three-day school trip to some ski resort, and you are forced to sit on the bus with him because your best friend ditched you for her own manz which led to a slight e2l at first, but then you guys bond on the lifty things (tf are they called, like the things that take you up the mountains 🚠) and then boom, magic happens, y’all are engaged.

@orange-nimon-cross: straight up got confused for a sec bc i kept tryna type @/yunha, but here goes: you probably think imma say angst, but nahh, we going ✈️ soft hours. i’m thinking a bsf2l w sicheng, like a high school au where you guys have liked each other for forever but neither of you are willing to admit it until hmm, let’s say he’s asked to prom by someone else and (duN, dUN, DUN) he says yes because he thinks you’ll never like him back...so thus ensues a long, agonizing, period where you stop talking and (this is turning into an angst), and then finally at prom, in like the most dramatic and prolonged way, you lay your feelings straight to him and everyone’s like ö and then you’re crying bc you think it’s a mistake, oh no i’ve ruined everything, omg wtf is wrong w me, and then he kisses you :)

@moonbeamsung: hannah, so here’s the thing. i’m writing it right now. UGH. i was gonna keep this a secret until i decided to release it for sure but ‘chocolate milk’ (the renjun x reader that was supposed to be released over the past break but lol no) is for you! inspired by a bio of yours that i saw on some network where you said you wanted to live in a childhood friends to lovers au, and i manifested it, i really did, but i have no release date as of now HAHA ily.

@lebrookestore: BROOKE, YOU ALREADY KNOW, taeyong angst. i’m also writing it right now so i’m unable to give too much detail but you literally already know (since you requested it LMAO). uhh, let’s see what i can say for now: college au (someone stop me from writing college aus from here on forward), uhh ex!taeyong, uhh vodka in milk 🥛. teaser comes out this week, it’s angsty to the max (but fluff ending!)

@moonlightjeno: luna! my hands are itching to type ‘streetracer jeno au’ but i’m trying to not say something so gosh darn obvious. OMG I GOT IT. we were discussing this the other day hehe -- fantasy au (wink wonk) OMG (ok this doesn’t necessarily count as fantasy bc i’m not bouta world build in this one ask but) werewolf!jeno -- consider me dead 💀consider me deceased ⚰️, consider me to have never been birthed in the first place ❌🤰. this reminds me of this exo bbh fanfic, i read like fifteen times a long while ago, called ‘psych’ (i think the acc has deactivated since) but similarly...you’re broke and you’ll take any rental listing within a twenty minute walk to your college (college au again, when can i stop with these) and you move into the one listing that fit your budget -- but you have to room with (a very hot) roommate!jeno and all the neighbors are already telling you about his “anger issues” and how he likes to smash things around all the damn time. you find out soon enough, one horrifying night, when you walk into his room (door accidentally unlocked) to give him his idk...mail...and right before your eyes he’s shifting (full moon’s out 🌕 and all that) and in the midst, he’s like yelling at you to leave and you do, but then the next time you force him to let you stay with him and over time, he learns to control and you guys fall in love yada, yada, yada. (i really went off didn’t i? oh dear, ignore me).

@danishmiilk: xingyi, hello 👋 , it is i, ree, who you never talk to. but hear me out, babe...coffee shop au...manager!doyoung x customer!reader...in which you complain *once* about how rude the cashier (haechan) was for commenting that your order (a perfectly normal hot chocolate with extra whip cream and sprinkles) was for kiDs oNLy. mans was dragged from his office in the back and, surprisingly unsurprisingly, y’all hit it off right away -- it took only *once* for him to ask you out on a date, rendering cashier!haechan speechless and your world upturned....HAHA. negl, this plot slaps.

@jaeminzie: cel babe, this one literally radiates your energy, i am 👏 not 👏 even 👏 joking. first off, childhood au (i sense another recurring theme...oh no), you and bestfriend!jaemin (ahh, the bsf2l trope that i can never escape) have been going to the same summer camp since the two of you were little kids. as soon as you’re old enough to be camp counselors well, that’s exactly what happens. except, that’s also exactly what causes your first fight, a silly, stupid fight over who could win best camp counselor of the summer by vote of the kids. think baking competition, skipping stones at the lake, fort making, folding paper planes, anything. (yes, i have succumbed to my other overused trope: e2l). and then...an angry, filled with pent up frustrations, pillow fight that has you toppling all over him and *accidentally* brushing your lips to his nose---the rest is self-explanatory.

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phew, that’s all i can do. i have exhausted all my brainpower and perhaps an hour of my time. i bolded the important stuff because i know it’s a lot, i’m a lot, i’m very extra. i also might be using some of these because sometimes...idk man...sometimes i’m an absolute genius. thank you to the terribly endearing anon that asked for this, you are loved (by me! hehe)

#mewchewulls #let's not discuss how this one ask topped 1k #ily guys smm :(

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