#and I think caleb could choose to extend his life with magic and won't because of guilt

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a breakdown of the mighty nein average expected lifespan post-campaign (assuming no one does dies prematurely or gets adopted by fairies in the feywild or extends their life through time magic shenanigans and/or wildmom blessings):

fjord: 75-year lifespan total. he’s early 30s, so he has 45 natural years remaining.

caleb: 100-year lifespan max. at 33, provided he doesn’t do dunamantic time fuckery or true polymorph into a dragon (and who knows with wizards), caleb has 67 natural years remaining.

beau: 100 years again, maybe longer as a monk. 70ish+ years remaining.

kingsley, jester, and veth: tieflings and halflings can have up to 150-year lifespans (depending on your source material). all three are in their 20s, so they could live another 130 years.

yasha: aasimar can live up to 160. she’s also in her 20s, so she can expect another 140 years.

caduceus: he’s anywhere from 80 to 120 according to taliesin. firbolgs can live up to 500 years, so we can expect another 380 to 420 years for cad.

essek: drow can live up to 1000 years, so essek has another 880 years remaining if he’s lucky.

#cr spoilers #c2 finale #might have gotten some math wrong but this was mostly just a fun exercise for me #honestly I think artagan will take jester and maybe fjord to the feywild and they'll have crazy adventures and live longer #because time is weird there #and I think caleb could choose to extend his life with magic and won't because of guilt #and I think beau will live way longer than anyone expects out of spite and dope monk shit #essek might not live to 1000 #but i think he'll be the last member of the official m9 alive #and i think that's a pretty good legacy for him #just bouncing around the world as a super powerful illusioned wizard #doing random acts of kindness and chaos for the sake of his old friends #man i hope we see him in campaign 3 #probably we won't but since we know he uses illusions and aliases #he could be ANYONE #critical role