#and I want to say yes 🙄 but that requires admitting that like I kind of hate my new job actually

[long-life-to-bsd]

Hi! I love your writing! If your requests are open, might I ask how you think the bsd boys would be with a gamer!s/o that spends a lot of their freetime playing also knows a bit about IT and computers in general? I'd really love have Fyodor, Ranpo and Dazai in there but feel free to choose any that tickle your fancy~

Hey! Thank you so much @yunohawkeye 💖💗!

Anyways... yes, my request are open and I really love hearing your ideas. I hope that what I wrote is good because I really have little to zero experience about gaming and computers 😅.

Pairings: fyodor, dazai, ranpo × gamer!s/o

FYODOR

Fyodor is a meany: he hates your hobby (he hates anything that steals your attention. Like, what do you mean he is not the only thing you care about?) and will make sure you know it. But he is going to be very, very, very kind and will "let" you do whatever you want, but you better be very thankful.

And why he hates it? He's jealous (he will never admit it, though)

You're good with computer? Wonderful, you've got yourself a new job at the DOA. You don't want it? Too bad, you don't really have a choice.

Still, this man will spoil you. He will complain about how much time you spend gaming and how useless it is to waste your free time like that (why gaming when you can burn few buildings to the ground with him?), but he will always make sure you have the best gaming set on the market.

Literally... he will rant about how bad it is for you to be sitting for hours in front of a screen (hypocrite 🙄) and then boom: what's that new computer? That's weird... he knows nothing about it.

And oh... that new game you heard about, you want it now? He'll kidnapp the creator and force him to give it you earlier. Some levels are a bit too difficult? He'll hack the game for you.

Someone defeated you? He just needs a name...

DAZAI

He is pretty neutral about your hobby. As long as you're willing to commit double-suicide with him he has no problems... (just kidding)

If you spend too much time gaming he'll get super clingy. But like a lot.

He'll pretend to be jealous of your computer. He'll whine and complain till you give him your absolute attention.

He definitely tried gaming before, but didn't like it. (Why? Chuuya was better then him, so he decided that he just didn't like it). But know that he knows you? He'll make sure to know everything that there is to know about it just to impress you.

He will definitely blackmail (just because he is holding back) any rude gamers that dared to defeat you in a game.

RANPO

He is intrigued. He will definitely spend hours watching you eating his snacks. You are like a TV show.

After few seconds he'll probably already know everything about the game you are playing. He probably already knows how to win and finish everything in few seconds, but he knows better than spoil you that.

Even if he knows absolutely everything he will still ask you thousands of questions just to annoy you and to make sure you don't forget he is there (poor baby, just wants your attention).

If you are also an expert about IT your in charge about anything even slightly related about electronics in your house. Like, even for an electric toothbrush he'll say it's better if you are the one choosing it... (he is just sooo lazy. Moreover... how different can they be, a computer and a toothbrush?)

He'd definitely be interested in trying... I mean, an hobby that requires sitting for a really long time?

Yet, he is not really good at it. (I think his eye-hand coordination isn't the best)

He'll play cooking mama next to you for hours, though.

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[rachiller]

Not to have major main character syndrome on main but if I have to go into work tomorrow and explain that 2 weeks in I’m going back to my old job actually I will die

#it’s not my fault that it took me leaving for them to finally give me what I’ve been wanting/waiting for for months #and it’s definitely #my new job’s fault for not immediately making me feel at ease #for sure for sure #anyway life update I got the supervisor position I applied for before I quit #and I want to say yes 🙄 but that requires admitting that like I kind of hate my new job actually #its not their fault like except for when I’m treated like a no nothing child with no experience #instead of a grown adult with a decade of hospitality experience and also someone who is perfectly able to use a fucking till thanks very #much oh dear am I getting salty again here she goes #anyway what was my point??? I don’t know #i did a shift today in my old job as a favour and it was so nice to see everyone #especially their confused faces as they went ‘I thought you left?????’ and I went yeah I did #and they’d go so is this you back and I’d be like 👉🏻👈🏻no but also maybe #anyway it turns out I love that capitalist hellscape <3 #I just hated what I was doing there bc I was in a rut and also fully being overworked and now my #former manager is taking the brunt that I was holding which is hilarious bc he’s not handling it at all #and I know he wishes I’d come back but lollllllll