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egophiliac · 5 months
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Okay so I've been wanting to tell you that you're literally my favourite twst artist 😭🩷
So my question is, how do you manage to come up with these funny comics? CUZ I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
(P.s: Lovin' the art style ✨)
oh geeze, thanks! 💚💚💚 I'm really glad people enjoy my stupid sense of humor; mostly I just draw things to make myself laugh, and if it makes other people laugh too, then bonus points! usually it's just one joke or mental image that gets stuck in my head (every time I saw Fellow spin his cane, all I could think about was him go-go-gadgeting away on it...) and in my quest to justify it, it picks up other jokes and bits along the way and usually doesn't even end up as the main focus anymore. entire narrative arcs have spun out just so I could use a single bad pun in a throwaway line. this is a terrible way to explain it but I'm not sure how else to put it into words!
and sometimes it's just "weird things my sister has said that I make fun of her for"
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becca-e-barnes · 10 months
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I’m literally drooling over the thought of sensitive Bucky whimpering and whining while fucking your tits and thighs he’s so pathetic and needy all he wants is to make you feel good and to fill you with his cum even if it overstimulates him
Okay, tit fucking is great and all but thigh fucking is SO underrated in my humble opinion. Could just be the fact I've got a small chest though lmao
It's so fun when you're already really into it and the insides of your thighs are all slick. I feel like Bucky would lose it, getting to see your face and look in your eyes and enjoy your body.
It's a nice one to do while laid on your side, facing each other. Although the angle isn't quite right for him to slip inside you, it's fun to explore the other ways your bodies can steal pleasure from one another.
"This isn't going to work, sweetheart." You can't help but laugh, having already tried everything you can think of to make the height difference work. There's no way to keep this romantic and intimate in that position because there's just no chance of aligning your bodies properly to allow him to press inside you.
"Maybe not. But it feels nice anyway." His eyes flutter shut, gliding his dick over the smooth, soft, warm insides of your thighs, encouraged by how slick and easy your arousal makes the movement.
You adjust yourself to bring your other thigh on top of his length, closing him in on both sides.
You're wet enough that friction doesn't impede his movement too much and there's something oddly romantic about it. Maybe it's his hand smoothing the back of your head or his other hand up your back, pulling your body closer to his.
It's so intimate, watching his face as he whines your name, rutting senselessly against your thighs. The little flush to his cheeks is beautiful and you can't resist kissing the thin sheen of sweat on his forehead. The thick duvet on top of you both, coupled with your combined body heat means the room is far hotter than you'd planned.
You take a second to reach between your bodies, spreading your wet folds and readjusting his length, letting him drag his cock against your neglected clit with each stroke and oh, that's pretty mind-blowing.
"O-oh my God." He whines, desperately fucking himself against your wet cunt, rather than into it. It's a different kind of pleasure to being inside you and while they're not comparable sensations, it doesn't stop this from feeling fantastic.
"Fuck, that's good." You groan, rolling your hips to meet his. Your fingers dip between you once more, gathering some of your slick arousal, using it to glide your fingertips over the underside of his shaft and over his balls.
"Holy shit, that's - fuck." Bucky's hardly got a coherent thought left in his head. He's closed in on both sides by your wet, soft thighs and now your fingers are giving him a different sensation underneath while pressing him against your soaked sex.
"I know, baby. Feels good, doesn't it?" Your fingertips trail lightly back and forth over the underside of his shaft, focusing on the inch or so beneath the tip.
"I can't... I need to cum." He groans, thrusting frantically, clinging to your body to keep you close. Within a few seconds, you feel his dick pulse under your fingertips, his cum coating the inside of your thighs in hot, thick, messy spurts.
He doesn't waste a second, kissing your forehead before kissing your neck and whispering "Good girl. Now let me watch you get yourself off with my cum on your fingertips."
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intotheelliwoods · 5 months
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if I had a nickel for each rottmnt trend I set I would have 3 damn shiny nickels
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wall-e-gorl · 1 month
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Theres a dnd lego set coming out
And its 360 bucks. But I do kinda really want it, so if anyone's look to commission art of their dnd/ttrpg characters, im your guy!
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mattodore · 9 months
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close-ups under the cut if you wanna see 'em
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utilitycaster · 4 months
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CRITICAL ROLE ASK MEME 2023
(with significant inspiration from, and some questions directly taken or lightly updated from this 2020 end of year ask meme by @cranesofibycus; had it not been very Nein specific I'd have simply reblogged it, it's a good meme!)
Retrospective:
44. Bawdy Basement Belligerence: What was your favorite episode this year and why?
45. Ominous Lectures: Did your opinion on specific characters change over the course of the year? If so, how?
46. Night at the Ligament Manor: What did you think of Candela Obscura?
47. The Fey Key: What is your favorite Critical Role (or Candela) fanwork you created?
48. An Exit Most Fraught: What was your favorite One-shot other than Echoes of the Solstice (there's a question for that specifically!)?
49. The Aurora Grows: Has the fandom changed over the last year? If so, how?
50. Red Moon Rising: Which plot development surprised you the most this past year?
51. The Apogee Solstice: What is your favorite meme (yours or someone else's) about Critical Role (or Candela!) this year?
52. Far from the Others: What was your favorite and least favorite part of the Solstice-induced party split?
53. Ripples: What was your favorite ship at the start of the year? Has this changed?
54. Treacherous Toys: Are you more or less (or the same) level of interested in Critical Role now as you were at the start of the year?
55. Hope Within History: Who was your favorite NPC that appeared this year?
56. By Goat or by Boat: What was your favorite line of dialogue from this year?
57. The Sorrow of Molaesmyr: What was your favorite Critical Role (or Candela) fanwork someone else created this year?
58. Escape from the Past: If you could change anything about what happened during the main campaign this year, what would it be? 
59. Somewhere Out There: Favorite new piece of lore learned this year?
60. Faith or Famine: Place you most enjoyed seeing for the first time this year?
61. Crisis of Faith: What are your thoughts on the Echoes of the Solstice live show?
62. A Long Walk of Reflection: Have you listened to Midst? [Are you going to listen to Midst? When will you listen to Midst?] If so, favorite episode?
Prospective
63. A Haunted Past: If there is one main PC death this year (whether or not resurrection is fixed by then), who do you think it will be? (Extra credit: if it's not Chetney or if there's multiple deaths of which Chetney is one, who else?)
64. Reunited: What plot thread do you need to see resolved this year?
65. A Path of Vengeance: If you had to come up with a Critical Role related resolution this year, what would it be?
66. Aid of the Tempest: What are you most excited to see on the moon?
67. Bloody Flowers: Give me three Bells Hells hopes/predictions/theories for 2024!
68. For the Tempest: It's December 2024. How did Ludinus Da'leth, Liliana Temult, and/or Otohan Thull die?
69. Nice: What are your hopes for the fandom (or, if you'd prefer, the channel) in 2024?
70. Embattled in Bassuras: Do you think the campaign will be over a year from now?
71. Mist and Whimsy: Which ships do you think will sail next year? Which will sink?
72. Phantasmal Parley: Which mentioned but as-of-yet unseen character are you hoping to meet in the new year?
73. Kindling the Spirits: Who would you most like to see as a guest on Critical Role this year?
74. Roots Between Worlds: Which past campaign PC do you think Bells Hells are most likely to meet?
75. An Ancient Flame: Which deities do you think might reach out to Bells Hells (or Bells Hells reach out to them) (other than the Changebringer since that's pretty established)?
76. A Gathering of Heroes: Which theory from 2023 are you happiest to have seen debunked?
77. The Promise and the Price: What is Fearne's boon from Captain Novos?
78. Fractures: What spells do you hope to see characters take next year? Or, if you prefer, what feasible (per stats) multiclasses?
79. To Hurt is to Heal: What is a new EXU season you'd like to see?
80. A Test of Trust: What do you think Delilah's ultimate fate will be?
81. Eve of the Red Moon: Who do you want to see GM a future Candela season?
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ghosts-cyphera · 5 months
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we love you so much angel! & we are proud of you. please don’t be too hard on yourself. 🩷
love you the most-most 💗 )-:
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raylex · 8 months
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it's me, I'm audiences
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theflyingfeeling · 7 months
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I wanna see jealous Aleksi punish Olli with that vibrator wand 😏
me too, anon, but all I have to offer is this little something:
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"Oof," Olli huffed when he crawled next to Aleksi in his bunk. Aleksi barely had time to scoot closer to the back wall in time as to not get squished under Olli's body. On any other night, he may not have minded Olli crashing on top of him – he might have even enjoyed feeling Olli's bodyweight on him – but tonight he wasn't in the mood for whatever Olli had in mind when his face had first appeared from behind Aleksi's bunk curtain, some moments after their bandmates had stopped tossing and turning in their respective tour beds.
"Ah, fuck," Olli winced when he tried to make himself more comfortable in the tight space next to Aleksi.
"What's wrong? Heartbroken that the girls from the bar didn't warm up to your dad jokes?"
Sourly Aleksi thought back to a few hours ago, grabbing beers at the local club before they'd have to get back on the road. He knew it was just part of Olli's natural charm, the one he himself had fallen for in the first place, but it didn't mean he'd still find it easy to watch Olli make a whole party of young ladies giggle when he had stopped to entertain them, laughing off how they had mistaken him for a waiter.
It seemed Aleksi's unreasonable snark flew right past Olli as he rubbed his thigh with discomfort written on his face.
"I think I sprain my thigh on stage."
The genuine uneasiness in Olli's voice made Aleksi's face soften in a heartbeat; he himself had experienced a stage injury or two himself while on tour, and with the limited treatment that was available when they were on the road, he knew Olli may have a long night ahead.
"D'you want me to massage it?"
"Yes please." Olli's big eyes glistened in the dark. Aleksi couldn't quite see it, but he could hear the pout in Olli's voice.
"I'll get the wand," Aleksi sighed and climbed over his boyfriend on his way out of the bunk. The miserable pout and the wet puppy eyes quickly changed to an eager smile and a hopeful twinkle, and judging by how rough Aleksi was with his efforts, Olli didn't seem to be in such a great distress after all; Aleksi's knee bumped against the exact spot Olli had just been kneading with his face twisted in pain, but the delight on Olli's face barely faltered at the touch.
Sprained thigh, huh? I see how it is.
Aleksi's mood grew even more bitter as he tiptoed towards the living area of the moving tour bus. Olli's audacity to trick Aleksi into taking care of him when he clearly wasn't hurting as much as he led on was infuriating, not least because of what Aleksi had had to witness at the bar. Fair enough, Aleksi had skillfully masked his annoyance as tiredness, so he couldn't blame Olli for not having picked up on his bad mood and the reason behind it; even so, Olli might as well treat his own injuries for all Aleksi cared.
That was until Aleksi's eyes finally spotted the turquoise vibrator – the origin of which no one seemed to be sure of – and a wicked thought popped into his head.
Olli would get his treatment– one that would taste of his own medicine.
"Right, where is it hurting the most?" Aleksi whispered his question, climbing back to the bunk. While Aleksi had been in the search for the wand, Olli had apparently decided to rest his eyes and blinked them sleepily when Aleksi squeezed back next to him.
"Here," Olli showed the spot on his thigh, putting on his best pout. Aleksi couldn't wait to wash it off his face.
"Let's see what we can do for you then."
The rumble of the tour bus engine was enough to hide the quiet buzz of the vibrator, as well as Olli's blissful sigh as Aleksi began rubbing Olli's thigh in circles. He started gently, as to not raise any suspicion in Olli about his true intention; little would he know this false sense of calmness would be temporary.
"Mmmmmh, oh yeah, feels good," Olli sighed. Aleksi almost frowned at the reaction Olli's whispered moans caused in his traitorous cock.
Determined to still have the upper hand, Aleksi started to slowly shift the movements of the vibrator towards Olli's crotch, subtly enough for Olli not to notice immediately.
"Aah, yeah, right there."
Aleksi swallowed. He had always loved making Olli groan out loud; tonight, however, his mission was something else entirely.
He moved the wand another half an inch up Olli's inner thigh, glancing at Olli's face, ready to catch his reaction once he'd realise what Aleksi was doing.
One more inch and the vibrator would definitely be touching Olli's cock.
One more inch, and Aleksi could feel Olli hold his breath.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
Who's smiling now?
"Giving you the massage you so kindly asked for," Aleksi whispered innocently, all the while working the vibrating sex toy briefly against the side of Olli's cock.
"That– that's not where–"
"Oh, sorry, maybe a bit more to the left?"
Olli's mouth opened in a sudden gasp when Aleksi pressed the wand against his dick with more force. In the bunk above, Aleksi could hear Joonas make a small noise in his sleep.
"Shhhhh," Aleksi hushed in Olli's ear.
"Aleksi, what the fu– aaahh!" Olli threw his head back, exposing his neck for Aleksi to graze with his lips. He couldn't help but smile at the way Olli squirmed next to him when he switched on a stronger vibration level.
"We, aahh, we can't fucking do this right now!"
"Little Olli seems to disagree," Aleksi smiled. The bunk aisle nightlight illuminating through the curtain was just enough to reveal the tent that had already formed in the front of Olli's boxers.
"The others will, oh fuck, they'll wake up."
"They won't," Aleksi brought his lips close to Olli's ear again, "because you'll stay quiet enough to not wake them."
Olli's eyes opened slightly to give Aleksi the most incredulous side-eye Aleksi had ever seen from the man. He had to bite his lips to not laugh.
"You're fucking crazy."
"And you fucking love it."
A hint of a smile visited Olli's parted lips, and Aleksi could feel his body relax.
No no, not yet.
Another surprised gasp filled the air when Aleksi clicked the vibration toggle again and began moving the vibrator up and down Olli's erect cock. He stopped to tease the tip in rapid, circular motions that had Olli wiggling beside him, his right hand reaching towards his erection.
"Ow!" Olli winced when Aleksi snapped the hand away with a quick flick of his middle finger.
"Keep your hands off," he murmured in Olli's ear and grinned at the low, furstrated groan sounding from Olli's throat. When Olli's breating picked up at an alarming pace, Aleksi eased the pressure of the wand and moved back down Olli's hard shaft, right down to the base to massage Olli's balls.
"Aah, fucking hell, Aleksi."
"You like that?" Aleksi's mouth was dry and he felt his own cock twitch inside his pants; he may have been annoyed at Olli's antics, but he wasn't immune to Olli's sighing in pleasure next to him.
"Fuck yeah," Olli's reply was breathless and caused another helpless twitch inside Aleksi's boxers.
"Too bad," Aleksi swallowed and lifted the vibrator off Olli's cock.
Olli's eyes opened again, squinting at Aleksi in the dark.
"You're kidding me, right?"
Aleksi didn't even try to hide his victorious smile.
"Naww, I'm not quite the jokester you are."
Olli stared at him in silence, his chest falling and rising as he panted.
"You're... you're not jealous, are you? Because of the... girls at the bar?" Olli asked, brows knitting into a definite frown.
Aleksi merely shrugged before pressing the wand back on Olli's cock without a warning. The small whine that Olli couldn't keep inside was the sweet sound of revenge Aleksi had longed to hear all evening.
"Would you judge me if I was?" Aleksi wasn't sure what lured the question out of his mouth: was he just teasing Olli, or did it come from a more genuine place, the dark corner of Aleksi's mind that still quite couldn't believe someone as hot and sweet and funny and perfect as Olli Matela had chosen him? Was it just some heat-of-the-moment banter that slipped out of his mouth for a lack of a better comeback, or was he actually looking for confirmation that Aleksi had nothing to worry about, nothing heartbreaking to dwell on when his doubts got the best of him and hurled him in the bottomless pit of overthinking and fear?
Olli must have sensed something, for his eyes studied Aleksi attentively, in the way they sometimes did, in the way that made Aleksi want to look away or else he'd get lost in Olli's eyes for good, never to be seen in the terrestial world again.
He never stood a chance, though; if losing himself in Olli's loving gaze was his destined way to go, so be it.
"I fucking love you, Aleksi. You know I do."
Aleksi did.
He kissed Olli to let him know. Olli responded, slowly but with passion, want, need tasting off his tongue, to assure Aleksi he understood the fact of the matter.
"Mmmmh," Olli broke the kiss, "a little further down, please."
It was then Aleksi noticed that the kiss had thrown his massaging hand off course to buzz against Olli's stomach instead.
"So bossy," Aleksi muttered and speeded up the vibrations again, just to put Olli back in his place.
"Aaaahh!"
To make matters worse from Olli's point of view, Aleksi turned his attention back to Olli's neck and left a trail of light kisses there, enjoying the silent sighs coming from Olli's mouth. While Olli was grasping the edge of the bunk bed, possibly just to have something to hold on to since Aleksi didn't allow him to touch himself, Aleksi sneaked his own free hand inside his own boxers to adjust his half-erection, biting his lip to keep back a moan.
The hand controlling the vibrator began working up and down Olli's cock, now pointing towards the ceiling of the bunk, throbbing erratically inside Olli's shorts. Aleksi felt his own respond similarly when he noticed a smudge of precum glistening through the fabric that had tigthened against Olli's erection.
"Fuck, you're leaking," Aleksi sighed in Olli's ear as he began rubbing himself. "You're leaking so nicely for me."
Olli's heavy panting filled the air, to an extent that if one was awake and stopped to listen, one would've definitely heard the sounds of restrained pleasure, and he had begun thrusting his hips up to match the movements of the vibrator.
"Ah, easy now." Aleksi withdrew the wand once again, eyes on Olli's face, ready to catch his reaction.
"Why do you keep doing that?!" Olli whispered with despair in his tone.
Aleksi laughed silently, leaning in again to tough Olli's temple with the tip of his nose.
"For fun," he said and put the wand back on Olli.
"Aaahhh, god, alright, you've had your fun, not let me cum."
Aleksi did a few more rubs at the tip of Olli's shaft before removing the wand.
"Not yet. Not when you're still so needy and loud," Aleksi kissed Olli's neck, perhaps to apologize for showing him no mercy.
Aleksi could feel Olli make an effort at calming himself down and evening his breathing. Then he nodded.
"Okay. Okay. I won't. Put it back." Aleksi had barely opened his mouth again in order to tell Olli off again, but then Olli must have realised his own error as he added, dark, hooded eyes looking at Aleksi: "Please."
Aleksi no longer had the heart to deny Olli his relief.
Fascinated, he watched as Olli's cock twitched once the vibrator touched it again, and Aleksi couldn't help but let out a sigh when he saw a new flow of precum wet the fabric of the boxers. He kept mouthing OIli's neck, listening to the man's heavy breathing, touching himself as he worked the wand on Olli's leaking erection, making sure to pay additional attention to the sensitive spot he knew to be on the underside, right by the head of the dick. He knew that if he kept massaging there, Olli would reach his climax in a matter of seconds in his current state.
The thought of it had Aleksi gripping his own cock tighter and stroke himself to the mere sight of Olli being on the edge of his orgasm, panting against Olli's freshly-shaved neck, inhaling the musky scent which alone was enough to drive Aleksi crazy with lust.
"Aahh, aahh, fuck," Olli panted, almost whined, a little too loud for Aleksi's liking.
"Sshhhhh. You were doing so well," Aleksi whispered against Olli's neck, planting a kiss there as he removed the wand.
"Fuck, Aleksi, I need to–"
"I know. But you need to stay quiet. Can you do that?" Aleksi spoke softly, to let Olli know he was on his side, in the end.
Olli nodded again. "Yes. Yes yes yes yes. Please. Fucking plea–"
The plead was cut short by a soundless gasp when Aleksi resumed massaging OIli's erection in short movents near the leaking tip.
"That's more like it. You're doing good. You got this," Aleksi spoke in between kisses along Olli's neck and jawline.
"Aleksi..." Olli's voice was barely even a whisper. "Aleksi, please..."
Although their space was limited to say the least, Olli managed to shift his hand in between them to lend Aleksi a helping hand in his efforts to get himself off. Aleksi trembled with pleasure and need when Olli cupped his balls and began to firmly massage them, while Aleksi's own hand hand was determined to pick up its pace and stroke himself more frantically as he felt his climax approach.
The low, quiet sound of Olli's humble request did not help his case in the slightest.
"Please, Aleksi. I need to cum. Please, let me– oh fuck, aahh!"
In the nick of time, Aleksi switched on the toy's highest setting and in the next blind of an eye witnessed how spurts of white cum soaked through the tent of Olli's boxers as the man jerked his hips in rhythm with his twiching cock. Aleksi listened to Olli's gasps for breath, to his heartbeat pounding inside his chest, to the tiny whimpers when his cock became too sensitive to touch, and it didn't take long for him to spill inside his own underwear, with Olli's hand still working on his balls, gently rubbing Aleksi through his orgasm despite having barely come down from his own high by the looks of it.
Once Aleksi had emptied himself in a sticky mess inside his pants, he turned off the vibrator and set on the mattress in between Olli's legs, too spent to think of a more convenient place for it. Just to be a tease one last time, his allowed his hand to brush Olli's sensitive cock before resting it on Olli's stomach and smiled at the tiny gasp Olli let out upon the touch.
Their breathing calmed down, and despite the mess they had made together, Aleksi found it was far too easy to let his eyes close and let sleep take over. With his last spark of energy, he lifted his head from the pillow he had made himself of Olli's shoulder and nuzzled his nose against his boyfriend's cheek.
"Are you mine?"
He allowed himself this moment of weakness, this one last request for reassurement, knowing it might make him seem a little crazy.
But he needed to know, needed to hear Olli say it, even though he knew the answer before Olli even opened his mouth and looked him straight in the eyes.
"I'm yours."
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bonesandthebees · 8 months
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how did I write a 10.3k word glass chapter while mostly in the throes of a covid haze
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rickybaby · 3 months
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there are so many pieces at play in so many teams, i would expect them not to act like scared chickens (all of them not just redbull) and wait for the season to unfold but i do not trust them lol
this move really rocked f1 world...
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The news of yesterday will undoubtedly set off a domino effect within many teams and no one has any idea about what could possibly be happening, but I have to say that this breed of journalists who appear to try to capitalise on things for engagement or to simply be the first to break a story without proper verification is going to be a big problem going forward
I know I’ve said I’m not going to lose it at every single rumour and then I proceeded to lose it at the very first rumour, I don’t promise to not overreact in the future, but yeah 😅 long season ahead of us
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becca-e-barnes · 2 years
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Pornstar bucky absolutely pounding into innocent naive reader and he asks if he should just cum inside her little cunt and give her a baby and she babbles and cries about how they have to get married first and he loses his mind at the thought of her being his perfect little wife 👁👁
Jeeeesus Christ, is this too much to ask for? 🥵
I love the thought of squirming underneath him, almost trying to writhe away because he makes you feel so damn good and he just won't stop. You'd be so beautifully overstimulated and I've always been obsessed with the thought of ps!bucky having a frenum piercing so do with that what you will. I've said it before but I imagine him like Owen Grey and I refuse to think of anything else.
"Silly little thing, just can't stop cumming, can you?" He teases, a cruel smirk on his lips watching the way you try to halfheartedly shuffle away from his thumb rubbing your clit. You can't cum again, God, you can't. But you're going to.
"B-baby please, it's too much." You whine, gripping the sheets as tight as you can, focusing on his face. If you don't find a point to concentrate on, your eyes are going to roll back and you know you'll lose yourself to another orgasm all too quickly.
"See, if it was really too much, you'd have called your safe word. The fact you haven't means that pretty little drooling cunt between your legs is more desperate to be filled up than you realise." His voice is low, the rhythm of his thrusts getting sloppy. Your body has been trying to coax his release from him for far too long and he's just about ready to give in.
"W-what? No, you can't! We're not married yet, I can't get pregnant!" Your head is only really half in that protest because he makes it sound far too appealing.
"Not married yet? Fuck, how about we fix that? Shit, just imagine. Pretty little Mrs Barnes with her husband's baby in her tummy. You'd look so perfect like that. M-make the best little wife for me." He grunts, totally lost in the image of you that's bouncing around in his head.
He's so lost that he can't even stop himself. There's no pulling out in time and once he's started he might as well finish. His cock throbs inside you, shooting streams of hot cum so deep inside you, you're sure they're painting your cervix. There's nothing either of you can do. Nothing but lie there, sweaty and fucked out, panting hot breaths against the other's skin.
"Fuck." Bucky groans as he pulls out, offering you a bright smile. "Well, I've heard we'd have a better chance of getting pregnant if you get off after I've cum inside you so you're gonna have to manage one more for me, sweetheart."
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agentfaust · 7 months
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accidentally volunteered myself for the most chaotic student teaching program ever so does anyone know how to get five year olds to listen to you
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silvercrane14 · 1 month
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hi :)
Hi ^^
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storm-coax · 3 months
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📣: If you could say one thing to the entire tickling community, what would it be?
this is a spicy question but fuck it I'll bite /gen
from a newbie perspective (which is the only perspective I have) I've heard too many horror stories from friends in the community about shitty people who ruin stuff for people and seeing those people interact with others on my dash even tho I have those specific shitty people blocked. We need to actually filter out the trash here because the only times I've seen call out posts work is when it's reblogged by "popular people" and having to recently deal with a mfer with a racial slur in their username was a WHOLE thing too in which I still need to post about but that's honestly that's my 2 cents cuz this community needs to do better /gen
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kyouka-supremacy · 10 months
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