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saintobio · 2 months

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♱ as you like it | sneak peak.

[dare i share one of my favorite lines on this oneshot :’) yes, only a oneshot you guys. it’s a pretty long one, but sy is still the only on-going series i have.]

Your heart, once brimming with devotion, now lay shattered at your feet. All your life, you have loved him. All your happiness and tears, you have devoted to him. You had stood by his side through every trial, every conquest, only to be deemed unworthy of bearing his legacy. The sting of rejection seared your soul, igniting a fierce resolve within your wounded spirit.

With a voice trembling through a mixture of sorrow and defiance, you met his gaze. “Fair enough,” you whispered, your tone laden with a sorrowful resignation. “If it is a concubine thou seek, then so be it. But a divorce, will I not honor. And know this, my lord,” you declared, your voice rising with a newfound strength, “I am the Empress. The only one. There is none within this empire akin to me, for a worthless, lowly concubine shalt not depose this Empress Y/N of Caleum thou wouldst so readily compromise.”

And in that solemn proclamation, you turned away, your stolid mien masking the shattered pieces of your fractured heart.

His countenance remained stoic as he observed your departure, sighing inwardly as you exited his study. Although no longer offering a response, Satoru found himself unable to deny the truth of your words. Nor the power in which you presented them. Your presence lingered in his thoughts, holding sway over him in a manner he could not fathom.

#if the line sounds familiar yes you’re right it’s loosely based from *that* movie #i am at 6k words yet still ot halfway done #but currently at the part where naoya and toji do something very insulting to gojo #and i’m wheezing #bc i live for medieval beef !! LOL #anw before anyone asks no i havent forgotten abt sy and the sukuna fic #i just HAD to write this one bc otherwise i wont stop thinking abt it #and if i cant stop thinking abt it sy and bc will not be updated #so a win-win mayhaps #but no really it’s very self-indulgent gahaha #🖤: saint speaks

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shortsighted-owl · 9 months

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I considered not sending this ask about headcanons my dear bUT I CAN NO LONGER HIDE YOUR SECRET. I SHAN’T DO IT!!!!!!1

You are a seagull.

And not just aNY SEAGULL. Oh no. You are THE SEAGULL that stole my ice cream cone in Brighton and I have been bereft ever since! BEREFT!!!!

Wait what?! Amy, how could you after all these years of friendship?!

What an accusation to throw at ME! An obvious ow-

WAIT HOW DID THAT GET IN HERE?!

OH NO, MY COVER IS BLOWN!

I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH THE ICE CREAM THEFT TOO IF IT WERENT FOR THIS MEDDLING WELSHWOMAN!!!

*flys off covered in ice cream, chips, and regret*

Okay I need to stop ok laughing way too hard rn it’s hurting my belly 🤣

Send me a headcanon you have about me!

#did I just go back to a house group chat from 5-6 years ago to find this video #of my old housemates buying me a seagull costume because I hate seagulls #and they thought this was hilarious #Only for you Amy #only for you #I found the video too #and I’m WHEEZING #MWAH to you Amy #all the mwahs #owl hoots #the great seagull costume #asks

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mslangermann-a · 1 year

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murkoff be like “we’re not threatening you, we’re just laying out your options :)”

#OOC.#i heard that in a webinar today #and i’m wheezing

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landofication · 3 months

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#it’s them #i’m wheezing #lando norris #oscar piastri #landoscar #mctwinks #twinklaren #*

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briseise · 2 months

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man who just found out he was accidentally quoting the “that’s what good pussy sounds like” vine on his pg stream

#DONT ACT ASHAMED. I KNOW YOU. BODYSHOP #i’m wheezing. and afraid to tag this because apparently he just joined tumblr #dans ma vie #whatever i have no fear #impulsesv

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harrowharkninth · 2 months

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aim…msn…messenger…

Tamsyn how dare youuu

#I’m wheezing #this reread of Nona has been whild #tamsyn muir #the locked tomb #nona the ninth #tlt #tlt spoilers #the locked tomb spoilers #nona the ninth spoilers

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friendofflowersandfrogs · 3 months

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Not the dramatic triumphant music when Percy drives well for a whole of 30 seconds, as if this was some incredible battle he just won, and why do I feel personally attacked

#anywyas I’m wheezing #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv show #hemera rambles

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buttered-milky · 4 months

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Alright so u know the scene where Smaug opens an eye under the treasure and it’s all the party can see of him bc he’s sleeping under there.

This is what sand boas look like. And they burrow under the sand and are ambush predators. And they are reptiles. Like Smaug. Do you see where I am going with this