Obi-Wan Kenobi: You need to kill Darth Vader! The very fate of the galaxy depends on it! He is pure evil. The source of all that is wrong in universe. Every bad thing that has ever happened ever is his fault - like on a personal level.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You want me to kill him? Me? The master swordsman? The battle-hardened general? Arguably one of the greatest Jedi of all time? Oh no, I couldn’t possibly!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: No you don’t understand - I love him. Mind your fucking business.
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I know I make fun of Richard Papen a lot, but it’s not my fault that he makes it so easy. Anyway. Remember that time when Richard was like ‘Camilla is beautiful because she looks exactly like her brother. Now on a completely unrelated note, I will pepper in how hot Charles is’
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excerpt from Iterum, Chapter 5: Break
“Couri seems convinced that he can control me,” Feinberg starts. “That’s a dangerous assumption. I’m going to show him how dangerous it can get.”
“Why do you think controlling you is what he wants?” Switch asks, quietly, like he’s trying not to wake a sleeping bear. “I think…” He pauses, watching Feinberg’s hands carefully. “I think he trusts you.”
Feinberg clicks his tongue, unfazed. “He thinks I’m loyal to him.”
Switch looks up, surprised. “Aren’t you?”
For a moment, Feinberg’s eyes soften, as if he were considering telling Switch the truth.
“No,” he says instead. “I like him just fine, but I serve myself. I’ve never been a fan of royalty.”
Switch subdues a smile. “That’s why you’re always at his side? You serve yourself by catching an arrow in the lung for him?”
Feinberg’s bandaged hand finds his heart, gripping at the fabric of his coat. “I have to gain his trust somehow.”
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me rn cos they ruined the couch metaphor:
I told you guys what would happen if my couch metaphor dreams weren’t actualised
Now we must boycott the couches and for bonus points burn couches outside of the offices of abc to let them know not to make the same mistakes as fox🫡
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now if this bitch falling asleep on eddie’s COUCH isn’t a heaping bucket of gasoline on the buddie canon fire… i don’t know what is.
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anyone else have a mutual who’s an adult in their mind? like i know this person is a minor and they have their age in their profile and they’re younger than me but to me they just give the vibes of an adult??
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My boys gonna win a Stanley cup but I’m still in denial that he left Calgary so I can’t acknowledge it’s happening
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i’m in love with you dummy >:(
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Y’know, after that episode, I’m starting to worry for all my other favorite characters. I’ve joked in the past that I always like characters who wind up dying. Zuko might be the only character from a popular fandom that hasn’t bitten the dust.
So umm… Fukuzawa, Kunikida, Steve, Thrawn, and Crosshair, you might want to start running.
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IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE
edit- i have spent the last six actual hours on this and can i say
i definitely -do not- have a problem
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When people find out I listened to skillet (the band) growing up, they are stunned. Me? The little Christian girl? Listening to a rock band? Never.
and then I drop the news that Skillet is a Christian Band….
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