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undertsums · 11 months
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RoMay AU'S
Double post today I am bored and decided I wanted to. This post is about Roman AU's that either don't exist due to no ideas, AU's that I mention because I like them but don't post them or AU's in the process of being created.
SeraphimRoman- This was actually fanart I got, one of like the very early ones maybe even before HorrorBlasterRoman. Either way while SeraphimRoman was cool and neat it wouldn't make any logical sense. Granted TsumRoman did start by taking small pieces of souls XD. So it's not something that wouldn't happen but there was no ideas that I could get to work with her.
LittleRoman and LittleShadow- Granted this could easily work, I have thought about it and mentioned it to friends but actively starting it is tricky. I couldn't really think of ideas that could work. The best I can do is LittleShadow being trauma filled and not trusting of adults with LittleRoman as the innocent bean who just wants love and attention. But like overall ideas just never formed and it just seemed like a repeat only they are kids.
PortalRoman- Okay I tried starting this sadly just didn't work. There is a possibility I may return to it, I love unhinged Roman. But again it's ideas. I can't form much if any besides unhinged Roman just talking to the pink companion cube who she see's as Joyce. But like that's just kinda boring. Plus Portal is a pretty old game and like I can't come up with puzzles and stuff.
BittyRoman and BittyShadow- Much like the Little version, again it was just tricky to start it. Maybe I do better with not wholesome content XD. I am doing VERY well with PerfectKidRoman who I'm enjoying way too much. I guess I enjoy unhinged content XD.
PokemonAU- It does exist but I generally don't like to talk about it. It's a cute AU but I generally don't count it much. Still I do enjoy Roman being a Togetic, it fits so well and Shadow as Haunter is also perfect.
'Perfect' Roman/Roman3480- Now this is gonna be tricky to explain. It was an idea I came up with but it's so old my memory is kinda foggy. From what I remember Webdings never created Shadow and when the human soul was made, she wanted a 'perfect' daughter. Think of this like the Xtale timeline. Anyway that's why this Roman is also called Roman3480 because it took that many times. 'Perfect' Roman is cold and calculating, smart yet she's not cruel nor nice. She's just neutral. She doesn't get herself involved unless it actually involves her. This Roman also killed Webdings (YAY KARMA). She got out of the underground and kinda just chilled. She didn't make friends, she didn't talk to anyone. Just kinda lived her life. Kinda why there is like 0 content of her.
Romano Nuevo- This is a combo AU Novela and Dance. The only reason this doesn't exist is because I don't speak Spanish. I would TOTALLY do this otherwise. Romano Nuevo is just a sorta flirty Roman. She's Spanish and does the tango and she's just smooth. I love her but sadly I ain't gonna rely on Google Translate for like comics and stuff for her. She's pretty neat and she has been mentioned a little here and there.
BedAU- I don't have a proper name for this AU in making but this is basically Monster's IncxUndertale. Monsters are tied to a single child that is scared of them. However Roman is tied to Joyce, a child who finds the Joy in everything even in a scary looking monster. Shadow is tied to Neela, a child who already lives in a nightmare so the dark shadow that comes from under her bed is a relieving sight.
I am working on designs but it's very tricky. BedRoman is angry that Joyce isn't scared and generally sulks under the bed. Joyce knows sooner or later she will befriend this monster under her bed. She leaves BedRoman snacks and toys, she even makes sure under her bed is always clean for her friend. BedShadow however almost instantly bonds with Neela, he hears what her father does to her. Oh how he wished he could kill him. Afterall only HE should scare her, not this pathetic human. However he can't do a thing. Otherwise he would be destroyed by the other monsters. So BedShadow keeps Neela safe during the night, he sings calming songs, reads stories.
I am looking forward to the day I can reveal this AU with designs but for now it sits waiting under the bed.
Imposter- Yes it's based on Among Us. Roman and Shadow are Imposters, they fly a ship around and find other ships that are in distress. They board and pretend to be helpful crew members, here to 'fix' the ship. But everyone ends up getting hunted down and eaten. Sooner or later they board a ship and find Joyce and Neela who are children. Yes they are Imposters but they aren't murderers. At least not to children. So they take the kids to a port but learning that the two have no other family members and will most likely be separated, Roman and Shadow decide to take them in.
They hide that they are Imposters, the kids are always confused why they never see Roman and Shadow do tasks. The two admit that the kids are helpful. Imposters can't do tasks. Joyce and Neela do find out in the future but are strangely okay about it. Yes they wished their friends wouldn't kill but they know it's for survival, they need to eat. Afterall can you blame a lion hunting the antelope?
And that's it folks. All the misc AU's.
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demi-pixellated · 3 years
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Rare Hetalia Brotps and why
Belgium and Greece: Cats need I say more but I also feel Belgium would share her brothers weed with him I can see them high af while the cats are high off catnip just Chaos until Japan and Netherlands pick them up also Belgium Taking Greece to the Cat festival in Belgium
Germany and China: Germany has shown admiration for Rome I think getting insight from someone who met Rome and Germania would dazzle him China is Ancient and has been shown to Respect Germany's leadership skills despite his age they would get together for tea and complain about other countries
France and Russia: I can see Russia going to France for advice and France taking him Shopping for other scarves and a whole new wardrobe and just talking in French cafes while sipping coffee I can also see it as a romantic relationship or just casual sex
Switzerland and Belgium: I can see it as an Otp as well I can see them bonding over their love of chocolate and Belgium's spunk helping Switzy come out of his shell a little maybe buy some expensive chocolate and regret it later I can see them making Chocolate waffles together and maybe later falling in love but they could just be friends
Hungary and Vietnam: They are both badass girls and probably could go to the gym together or just go shopping like the fabulous girls they are could also see it as a romantic relationship
Magic trio and Belarus: It's Canon that Belarus can see Ghosts I can see Belarus going to them for advice on how to handle it and eventually becomes part of their group I can see her being closer to Norway more than the others due to him being the least annoying also Alice in Wonderland cosplay on Halloween Belarus: Alice England: Mad Hatter Romania: Cheshire Cat Norway: White Rabbit
Bad Touch Trio and America: This makes more sense History wise than England because England was the Guy we beat up with the Bad Touch Trios help during the American Revolution I can see America being a addition to the group and to do dumb shenanigans with (Yes I'm American)
America and Australia: I can see them being the guys who do daring feats just for fun Jump off a Cliff, poke a Alligator, Skydiving, Spelunking, etc adrenaline junkie stuff I can also see them in a romantic relationship very Sporty Couple
Greece and Spain: I can see them maybe being fuck buddies in the Past before Japan and Romano came into their lives but they seem like they would still be good friends who talk together and get high together on weed
Belgium and Hungary: I can see them being Spunky girls who get into trouble together Party girls could also see it as a romantic relationship
Seyshelles Monaco and Face Family: I can see Seyshelles as an addition to the Face Family she remembers Canada and he would treat her like a little sister America the Protective older brother and Fruk supporting parents who bicker like the old married couple they are also Monaco added to the mix as the smart younger sister she would play poker with America and he would lose
Monaco and Macau: I can see them playing Poker together and being decent opponents for each other the only person they would lose to maybe they fall in love later and play strip poker because of course they would
South Italy and Canada: They both are overshadowed by their twin brothers and Romano can stick up for Canada and help him stick up for himself Canada can Help Romano loosen up and smile more they would be best friends
Spain and Denmark: Axe Buddies show each other without their battle Axes and Drool at the battle Axes at a weopens shop also could see Spain inviting him to the Tomato Festival I can see Denmark having fun there
England and China: I don't think they would be best friends but friends that settled their differences and hang out occasionally for tea and to Discuss Hong Kong maybe recommend books to each other and catch up on news
South Italy and Japan: I can see Romano actually liking Japan and wondering why he hangs out with such weirdos like his brother and Germany I can see them casually hanging out and Japan listening to his problems his own personal therapist
Lithuania, America and South Italy: I can see them bonding at America's house going to Jazz clubs and just having a good time
North Italy and America: I can see them having fun together nothing specific just hanging out and smiling
America and South Korea: I can see them loving K-pop and going to concerts also watching K-Dramas and also going out and causing chaos Frat boy style could also see it as a romantic relationship
South Korea and Belarus: Mutual love for their brothers and finding comfort in each other also maybe unstable and mentally ill together if they became a couple God help Rochu even as friends they are bad enough
Poland and China: I can see China as a closet Cross Dresser he likes to Feel pretty but he won't admit it due to pride Poland would help him with that and they would go shopping and look pretty and cute together make China feel it's okay to crossdress and it doesn't make him less of a man
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asecondyelping · 4 years
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Black Angus Steakhouse
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Ever wake up Sunday morning with the "steak starvies"? I'm sure you have. Abby and I woke up one Sunday morning in October and felt a particularly sharp craving for some of that true steak, the kind a real cattleman would fix over a desert wood fire, under a full coyote moon, sitting under a canopy of desert pricklies. Luckily for us, down the freeway from our church proudly stood a steakhouse made entirely out of wood (remember those?) like it could've been erected in the Old West by a herd of cattlemen. Don't forget- Hayward is an Old West Town in it's own right and tucked next to the H&R Block, a simple memorial to heavenly steaks and dusty cattlemen still stands. Abby and I got there early and eager, so we had to wait a few minutes. When the doors swung open at 11a.m., we swaggered in and were promptly seated.
We opened up our slippery menus (usually a good indicator of the juiciness of the steaks, trust me) and took a gander at the selections. I already knew what I was getting. I had to order a 16oz. cut of the Ribeye Steak. Medium Rare. Typically, I'd order up a Pittsburgh Rare cut of steak, but I've been having some health problems with my colon and my doc advised me to "Give up red meat or there would be hell to pay". I think Medium Rare instead of Pittsburgh Rare is a good enough step in the right direction. I only bring this up because I think it's proof that I would know what a good steak is having eaten enough to be officially prohibited lol. Along with the steak came a choice of two sides. I ordered the Traditional Baked Potato and Steak Soup. The missus ordered the Cobb Salad, which I wasn't expecting since we came in hungry for slabs of cow, but hey, we are all entitled to a change of heart I suppose. We handed the menus over to our delightful waitress who, after placing our order, walked back with a warm round loaf of native grain bread seeded with what looked and tasted like barley. This wasn't my first rodeo. I knew the deceptive friendliness of that loaf. I've made the mistake before of filling up on the delicious and complementary bread so much so I couldn't finish my steak. That wasn't going to happen this time, I vowed… as I mashed another buttered hunk into my mouth.
The soup came out first. A delightful little stew of barley, kidney beans, and cubes of beef. The aroma alone took me back to a campfire dinner I had with my family as a kid out on outskirts of Vista, California, putting cans of Campbell's Chunky directly on the coals to heat up. I had a few spoonfuls of the slurry before I had a thought: it tasted EXACTLY like Campbell's Chunky, just like my dad used to make on those camping trips back in the day! I believe that taste can be a powerful channel for nostalgia and Black Angus's Steak Soup was a slow flood of boyhood memories.
Though I knew I had a massive platter of steak on the way, I basically inhaled that stew in 2 minutes flat, which is remarkable now that I think of it considering it seemed like the recipe called for 8 ounces of everything in the kitchen roughly blended together with a stick of butter throw in. It was not light. At this point, I was seriously doubting that I could manage to finish a 16 oz'er along with potato. As I glanced around nervously for the waitress touting my impending meal, my eyes landed on a television screen hung above our booth; an infomercial for the Copper Chef was on! In fact, it was playing on all the TVs hung on walls of Black Angus! Imagine that… at a steakhouse, watching the Copper Chef fry up steaks, hot dogs, corn on the cobs, and potatoes au gratin in the same pan. Actually, a few minutes of watching Copper Chef was all I needed to regain my "zeal for the meal". Just as though my stomach had sent out a specific frequency only audible by experienced waitstaff, our server appeared around the corner with our plates followed by an older lady that seemed like the owner of the establishment.
Abby was looking dumbfounded at the size of her Cobb Salad. I love gazing across the table and seeing Abby's face light up like that. It happened at Romano's Macaroni Grille, and it happened at the Nordstrom Cafe. Just typing this part makes my heart swell :' >. This is why you should take your lady to decent restaurants, fellas. I looked down at my own plate with tantamount dumbfoundedness. The ribeye had a beautiful cross-hatch char on it and the potato was split in the middle and in it burbled butter and sour cream. The presentation was incredible. Turns out, the older lady that looked like she was the owner was one of the most special members of the staff: she came out from the back of the Black Angus whenever someone ordered the 16 oz rib to personally deliver it. She took a special silverware setting out from her back pocket and placed the knife in my right hand, the fork in my left hand, and unrolled the napkin onto my lap. "Sir, would you mind slicing into your steak to confirm the doneness for me?", she said. Just wow. This had never happened to me at a Black Angus before. I cut into my steak (with some difficulty admittedly, the knife was really not very sharp I think) and it indeed was cooked to a perfect Medium Rare. She nodded and a proud smile broke discreetly onto her face. "Enjoy you steak sir, and madame, I hope you enjoy your Cobb Salad."
Everything after that was a blur. Bite after bite went into my mouth and I chewed every piece as if I was gnawing through a rope that bound me to a sinking ship. I ordered extra butter upon extra butter and drowned my potato in it. Steakhouses probably have access to really good butter, now that I think of it. I couldn't recall now, but it seemed that Abby was grimacing at me through the haze. She says now that she was smiling, so maybe I am just projecting, but I was unashamedly just devouring my meal like a nasty scoundrel. To tell you the truth, I don't quite remember the taste of the steak. I knew it must have tasted good, since I was tearing it to bits, but I honestly was more spurred on by the act of chewing the meat. "Steak Starvies" really means "I am starving for steak". I just remember my vision had dimmed to a tunnel that framed everything with a lurid glow. I should wrap this review up here actually, I'm sorry it's so long! I'm getting hungry again ahaha!! Anyway, if you're ever looking for a traditional American Western restaurant for the domesticated cowboy within, hop on your horse (or get in your car) and mosey on over to the Hayward Black Angus where they'll treat you right and ask you if they're doing a good job. It's right off the freeway! Oh, and I finished the steak and potato :)
Abby’s take: you know it’s going to be a good Sunday when the day begins at Black Anus. Unfortunately, they do not yet have a country breakfast menu, but they do open at 11am ! Perhaps true steakmen don’t see a need for labels when it comes to steak, unlike us city people. To the true steakman, steak is steak no matter the hour or gender. It seemed we were not the only patrons who wanted to begin Sunday in the atmospheric American darkness of a high-end ranch house. A fine way to escape the fast paced city life, slow down and take some notes from the locals! It really is a different way of life over at the steakhouse... I myself have always dreamt of country living. Blame it on my freckles, or my collection of Kenny Chesney fan fiction, I have always wondered if I was meant for the farm.
I ordered the vegetable Cobb, curious to try a “Country” take on a “City” classic. It was delectable! The cuisine equivalent of the musical masterpiece “Old Town Road”. I’m hoping Kenny Chesney is able to hop on that horse as well, perhaps accompanied with the always masterful Marshall Mathers (M&M). Those two on a musical horse would be quite the sight and sound!
The hubby, perhaps in an attempt to impress the locals, ordered a steak, medium rare, with no cityman dizzle-dazzle-add ons or subtractions. I for one, was impressed with his restraint, and took the moment to reflect. How accustomed have we city people become, to custom orders - “no tomatoes, no gluton” even picking and choosing particular Kenny Chesney songs to purchase from the ITune store, instead of purchasing the whole album. While I so enjoyed the cob salad remainders we took home, this lesson may have been my most valuable “takeaway”.
Local tip: “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems” is a great starter album for the Kenny Chesney novice.
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