#and INCH a KING

[soupinaboot]

In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.

All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.

It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.

#diana might even need to be taller #bruce wayne #batman #diana prince #wonder woman #clark kent #superman #robin #jason todd #red hood #dc #wonderbat #superbat #dc comics #dc characters #and his bat boots add like an inch or so #short king #to be clear im talking about BATMAN #BATMAN LOOKS SHORT NOT BRUCE!!! #plus the boots add an inch or so!!!!! #i also said ABOVE average height!! #thank you that is all i love hearing your opinions #😊 #i edited this #to make it make more sense

[cutter-kirby]

come on simon

#he’s like. inches away from the Revelation #the universe bashing simon over the head with ‘DON’T BECOME THE ICE KING’ warnings #simon: gee whowzers fionna it sure is a massive coincidence that all these alternate crown bearers are suffering #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #farmworld finn #ice finn #ice king #also quick question did fw finn fucking die #I’m choosing to believe he’s fine #fionna and cake spoilers #1k #geez louise! #that's what happens when you put an okay meme in a trending tag i guess #2k #3k

[feyburner]

your take on damian outgrowing tim or dick or jason or bruce

#‘if damian and tim weren’t wearing shoes and tim stood with human posture wouldn’t they be the same height?’ #no and how dare you. damian is 0.25 inches taller and it matters. #dc #droring #damian wayne #batfam #jondami #in case it wasn’t clear i’m a short king damian truther btw

[the-woman-upstairs]

For anyone who likes romance and spies and yearning and a short king being completely head over heels for a woman that can (and does) kick his ass, Argylle is the movie for you. Feel like the marketing team is leaving money on the table by not appealing to the romance crowd that is crying out for more genuine love stories on film and the one in this movie is actually really sweet and features an attractive couple with actual personalities.

#argylle #argylle spoilers #i am notoriously harsh on m/f couples in film especially modern ones #but i really liked this one and loved how it felt like a real partnership #this movie is not gonna win any awards but it’s very cute and the action was fun #and bryce dallas howard getting to play a whole woman instead of a terrible string of misogynistic cliches in Jurassic World was refreshing #plus sam rockwell >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> chris pratt any day #i guess he’s only a ‘short king’ in comparison to other guys but you know what he’s basically an inch taller than bryce dallas howard #so i’m letting him keep the epithet especially since the other guys are much taller and more built

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

Kiddads Lineup! Aka the designs for them that I promised and never posted!

Heights: Grant is 5’11, Terry is 6’6 (tall mf), Lark and Sparrow are 5’8, and Nicky is 5’6 (short king)

Close ups under the cut:

#I think I might potentially be the only short king nicky truther but I will not budge #in all fairness I hc the demon form gives him like +4 inches #my art #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #dndads quest #grant wilson #grant li wilson #terry jr #terry stampler #sparrow oak swallows garcia #sparrow oak garcia #sparrow oak #lark oak #lark oak garcia #nick foster #nicky foster #kiddads

[hamartia-grander]

Very important pieces of information that absolutely everyone needs to know and remember

#tall king always gets pegged wbk #that's literally a good 3 inches height difference and you KNOW Luis holds it over Leon every chance he gets #He probably also literally holds things over Leon so he can't reach them LMAO #serennedy #leon kennedy #luis serra #luis x leon #leon x luis #resident evil 4 #resident evil #resident evil 4 remake #re4 #re4 remake #re4r #re #resident evil memes #leon s kennedy

[grondds-and-roses]

Tolkien really said samwise gamgee is my favourite character and I will make sure that all of you know that <3

#he married the love of his life #had 13 CHILDREN #got bag end #got the red book #became mayor SEVEN times #and went to the undying lands #like my man really won #like tolkien was one inch away from making king of all of middle earth lol #sam gamgee #samwise gamgee #lotr #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #the two towers #the return of the king #tolkien #jrrt #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien

[sunshinedusthere]

Every day, I wake up and realize I don’t look like Trent Reznor- 😩😤

#can he share some with the rest of us please #father #king #i love him so much #(had to throw some older Trent in there too he doesn’t get enough love) #trent reznor #nine inch nails #NIN

[bivampir]

Trent Reznor was so correct for only ever using "you" instead of gendered pronouns. not only does it make the song more intimate but also more bisexual.

#thanks king #Trent Reznor #nine inch nails #nin #my posting #1st degree failpost #ninposting

[lexqa]

he looks so tall here omg

#he’s a short king tho #boy is like an inch taller than me #trent alexander arnold #trent #liverpool fc #lfc

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Merlin: I've always looked up to Arthur.

Merlin: If I was like sitting down and Arthur was on, like a platform.

#Arthur: YOU ARE TWO INCHES TALLER THAN ME THAT'S IT #source: smosh #merthur #bbc merthur #height difference #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #bbc merlin #merlin and arthur #merlin x arthur #merlin #adorable merthur #king arthur #arthur pendragon #prince arthur #merlin headcanons #merthur incorrect quotes #bbc arthur #incorrect merthur quotes #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin shitposts #incorrect quotes #merlin incorrect quotes #arthur x merlin #too many tags

[ashleybenlove]

Did... Spitelout tell Stoick that Hiccup almost got brained by that harpoon?

That came far too close for comfort.

#ashleybenlove posts #how to train your dragon #Race to the Edge #season 6 #King of Dragons Part 1 #hiccup #spitelout #stoick #and inch or so in the wrong direction and say goodbye to hiccup

[koppaiterocker]

This account does NOT forgive King Peppy

#FYM YOURE MAKING CANDY NECKLACES WITH HIM AFTER FINDING OUT HE HID YOUR EXISTENCE FROM YOUR SISTER #SHOW ME YOUR RAGE VIVA #id be angry even if i was poppy #okay. i *am* poppy but i split off the first movie in 2016 so #YOU GET IT #like even the rest of the trolls dude if i was a putt putt troll and found out my king had a legacy of “no troll left behind” #i would be put on a watchlist because i would spend every day trying to assassinate him #/dramatic #but come on. are you joking #“peppy was traumatized from that day too” WELL AT LEAST HE WAS AT HOME #AND NOT LIVING IN THE DARK IN FEAR #F O R 20 Y E A R S #and a few months #me vs the indescribable rage i can feel at 5 inch creatures #dreamworks trolls #trolls #beeps yapping

[special-mooon]

Twst beach episode but Malleus pulls up with this bad boy on

#its time to swim child of man #he will not give us even an INCH of skin #like damn at least show the arms king 😔😔😔 #twst #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst malleus #malleus draconia #twst crack

[mismess]

They are. investigating

#francis mcqueen #chase devineaux #darkside detective #carmen sandiego 2019 #doodles #lekko's art #i just make francis shorter and shorter sorry king im stealing your inches

[thistlecrimes]

Did you know you can buy E-sims for people in Gaza, allowing them to continue connecting with the wider internet?

And that you can find directions on how to do that and get awesome art in exchange via the Cartoonist Cooperative's ‘Buy an E-Sim for Gaza’ Donation Drive? So via said drive I commissioned the incredibly talented @breebird33 for an icon of my DnD rogue, Elias Wentel. look at him. im love him. 🥲

#I'm always at my Wentel-iest this time of year #covering every inch of skin and getting really depressed #just like this king #legendlark #dame-geon dive #dames and dragons #elias wentel #Bree fuckin' killed it he looks great