Remus: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Sirius whispering: why are there little handprints all over the walls
Harry whispering: because I have small hands
Sirius: Becuase he has small hands
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Sirius: have you guys ever attend a family dinner party just so you can start drama and it'll end with everyone at each other's throats.
Regulus: you did that last week and Bella ended up stabbing mother's hand and someone ripped out a chunk of father's hair.
Sirius: I should get Bella a gift for that.... Do you think Bella would like a dagger?
Very concerned James: ...what the fuck-
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when your boyfriend is a convicted criminal on the loose but needs some fresh air
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james, remus, peter, regulus + sirius playing never have i ever:
peter: *grins* never have i ever kissed both black brothers
james: *bangs his head on the table*
james: *takes his shot*
sirius: WHAT
remus: *giggling* never have i ever, kissed three people in this room
james: *scrubbing his hands down his face*
james: *fully sends his shot*
sirius: W H A T
regulus: *already pouring james another shot* never have i ever been someone’s first kiss in this room
james and remus: *side eye each other*
james and remus: *both take a shot*
sirius: WHAT THE FUCK
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Fanon Remus is the bane of my existence. I want to gouge my eyeballs out every time I see it. Who is this asshole that behaves as though he's superior to everyone else around him? This aloof imposter that rolls his eyes constantly and says intentionally hurtful things to Sirius for shits and giggles? Who is this edgy, streetwise, Cool Dude™ natural genius with chiseled muscles and superhuman strength that towers over everyone else both physically and intellectually? He's so far removed from the actual Remus Lupin it would be laughable if it weren't so infuriating.
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Janus: Stupidity should be outlawed.
Virgil: Oh? What would happen to the twins?
Logan, fed up with their shit: Life sentence.
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Sirius: Do you really think that’s a good plan?
Remus: It saves the day and it kills me. Win/win.
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c: @humdrummoloch
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platonic cuddly moonwater
Regulus walking into the Gryffindor common room and laying his head on Remus’s lap.
Regulus jumping on Remus
Remus resting his head on Regulus’s shoulder when he’s reading
Regulus and Remus cuddling on the floor when watching a movie
James and Sirius really confused at it but happy nonetheless
Sirius joking about Regulus stealing his boyfriend
Regulus falling asleep on Remus after a long day
Regulus plopping himself in Remus’s lap after getting made fun of for being trans
Remus hugging regulus from behind and resting his head on regulus’s head
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"do not enter is written on the doorway, why cant everyone just go away. . . except you, you can stay"
so i had this idea for a while now and made myself do it (i still have a lot of wolfstar work undone and im ignoring it, i will end it soon promise)
i got lazy to do Sirius tattoos aswell
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Handsy 😏
I’m so obsessed.
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*after a Quidditch game*
James: We won!! Wasn't I fabulous darling??
Regulus: You were okay, can't criticise much
Remus: Wrong answer
Regulus: Huh?
James *sobbing his little heart out*: YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS????
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Conversations with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part. 60
Gray = Remus
Blue = Sirius
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i think if sevvy had some of those sexy goth spine candles in his office it would fix him
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Marauders in Muggle London:
~~~♤~~~
Sirius: *pointing at a traditional pen* WOAH! Moony what's this?!
Remus: It's a muggle quill, Pads, the ink is inside of it.
James: *pointing at an electronics store* What is that?
Peter: It's full of electronic stuff. Things they use to communicate with each other and others for entertainment.
James: *pouting* Owls are entertaining too...
Sirius: Moons, what's that thing?
Remus: That's hairspray. It holds your hair in place, kinda like hair potion.
Sirius: *falls in love with it*
James: Moony what's this?
Remus: *sighs* That's a toilet, Prongs, wizards have those too.
~~~♤~~~
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studying in the therapy waiting room is another level of dedicated to the burnout
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