#and SHAKE PEOPLES HANDS

[ursiday]

Arnica might take out the throes that I threw in my head

#bruno your wife shakes the bedclothes as she makes up your bed... #IM TIRED OF LIFE IM TIRED OF WAITING FOR SOMEONE............ #sufjan stevens all delighted people enjoyers make some noise. all delighted people raise your hands etc #lackadaisy #viktor vasko #elsa bastion #fanart #did you know that arnica is in the daisy family I just thought that was interesting :)

[bixels]

Always an experience watching the leftism leave FNAF fans when someone mentions that Scott Cawthon financially backed fascist politicians.

The switch from posting hardline leftist tweets about boycotts and signal boosts and critical takedowns of politicians and celebrities to ‘ohhh, well. everyone makes mistakes. who can blame him, listen he. he donated money to gay charities too. that makes it ok! a millionaire in his forties is allowed to have political beliefs. does it even matter? just let it go!’ is whiplash inducing. The antivaxxer celebrities have got to go, but this one horror dev who quietly handed wads of cash to antivax lawmakers? He’s chill, he can stay.

The charity thing is so funny too because suddenly utilitarian positive-negative point counting is the way to go. Maybe an abacus would help calculate the net good of donating to the Trevor Project minus donating thousands of dollars to Mitch McConnell and Donald Trump. -10 points if I push a kid in a lake but +11 points if I help an old lady across the street, so I’m chill. You can’t judge me. Hey, maybe. Just don’t push a kid in the lake period. How fucking low is the bar when we’re excusing maxing out the possible dollar amount of donations to Mitch fucking McConnell. That should be like. Default you’re a bad person.

#delete later #personal #not art #rant #you can still be a fan of fnaf 100% but god you’re not obligated to defend its creator #don’t pretend like Scott is cool #“’Scott likes gay people he only voted for trump for his fiscal and defense policies in defendi america from terrorists!’ #kid. that’s not good either. #fiscal conservatism kills people too. #the whole thing exposes how weak some leftists are to the image of the ‘well-mannered right wing republican.’ the type who would #respectfully disagree with your right to exist with a kind top of the hat #‘as long as you silently hate me and force a nice smile while shaking my hand it’s ok’ #this is why jk Rowling is hated while Scott gets a free pass. just have to hide your hate well enough and liberals will excuse you ig

[tabooi]

okay so at first i thought tinky was wearing some sort of jacket with lots of pockets but after looking a little closer i realized that hes actually wearing a fuzzy button up with a UTILITY VEST on top

they've covered the reflective strip with fur and added rhinestones but im fairly certain this is the exact one. idk something about this detail is extremely funny to me.

#starkid #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tinky #t'noy karaxis #richie wearing a fishing vest everyday (shaking hands emoji) tinkys highschoolsona wearing a hi vis utility vest #anyways. i feel like i see people draw him in just a jacket a lot but i feel like we need to embrace how silly the vest is

[ryutarotakedown]

year 2024 can you all stop being fucking weird to aromantic people

#saw a bad post #jules.txt #arophobia #<- in case people dont want to see negativity i guess #EDIT: multiple people have asked me whether they can rb this so just in case: yes it's fine!! i am internet-shaking your hand vigorously

[samscorch]

has this been done yet

#i see why people like making these theyre funny as fuck #anyways. been thinking about them every time i see this post so yeah #wiggly would 100 percent break his shit on purpose #hatchetfield #starkid #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #tinky #tnoy karaxis #shitpost #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #genuinely sat up in a cold sweat hands shaking realizing i needed to make this

[tangledinink]

interdimensional fankid playdate two (bunny rabbit boogaloo) ft. @pasteilian // @cuddlebugmonster // gemini

#leos turn #idk about orion but ik miss maru is a bit shy with new people so!!! SORRY KAME IS THUMPING AT YOU #kame: DANGER EVERYONE LOOK OUT THERES SOME VERY DANGEROUS BABIES OVER HERE DAD HELP-- #he may look like a turtle on the outside but this is Bunny Behavior (tm) make no mistake #crossovers #usagi kame #pyonpyon #pastriesbabies #gemini sillies #rottmnt #rottmnt leosagi #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt oc #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt art #shaking pastis hand #mpreg <3 <3 <3

[canisalbus]

Shit I love those gay dogs they're in my head all day 😭😭😭😭

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#HAH #yes #get plagued by visions of kissy-huggy palsy-walsy dog people #(I say that like I wasn't suffering from the exact same ailment) #their little silly string tongues shaking hands #gghwkh #or alternatively just fully devouring each others faces because getting two long snouted dogs to smooch effectively #is not an easy task #as previously discussed #answered #scary-sheriff #gift art #own characters #Machete #Vasco

[six-legged-sea-leopard]

no i am not over how one of the first things kris does of their own accord without our input is to lay down their life for this weird ipad kid they met five hours ago no i am not over "hell yeah i am here to humiliate you fucker" no i am not over "did you miss me? because i missed you!" no i am not over how much not only susie but also kris (and ralsei) genuinely care about their new adopted little cousin guy and the fact that he went from having no friends at all to 3 ride or die bffs who were willing to do what every adult in his life failed to do which is stand up for him i-

#im gonna fucking throw up lancer's relationship with all of the fun gang is literally so important to me #hes gone his whole life surrounded by people but so incredibly alone for a multitude of reasons NONE of which are his fault #every grown ass adult in that castle knew he was suffering but did NOTHING about it #so to see these teenagers (OTHER KIDS) not only take him under their wing and include him whenever possible #but also stand up and say 'NO. no you will NOT get away with that' when his shithead dad abuses him #going so far as to put their own asses on the line for him because they fucking care #and lancer loves them back!!! hes saved the fun gang's asses twice in as many chapters #the first instance being when he did something he's NEVER done before and took up hands against his dad #the affection in his dialogue when he talks about kris and susie and ralsei #calls them all funny nicknames and says that he misses them... #shaking and crying and throwing up and falling down thr stairs and astral projecting #im so so os so so normal about these characters i promise #deltarune

[121231212i]

Knowing how Aventurine always hides his hand behind his back when betting big in a gamble never fails to make me sad.

Edit: ppl start liking this post, so here's a screenshot just in case if you don't understand what I mean.

#*talks #honkai star rail #aventurine #aventurine hsr #hsr aventurine #i hate people on hoyolab and tiktok for telling me about this 😞 #HE'S SCARED AND NERVOUS BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO SHOW IT #also his hand was shaking too 😭

[shrikeseams]

god I just can't stop thinking about the noldor encountering running freshwater with so much iron it looks like blood while crossing the helcaraxe.

Maybe it cuts across their path, one last silent urge to turn back from ulmo and aule

Maybe it runs alongside their path, at least part of the time, the only unfrozen freshwater on the whole of the ice. Sometimes disappearing for a while, or slipping under an obstacle that they had to go miles out of their way around, but returning before desperation could set in.

#Tolkien #San shoots the breeze #Tipsyposting #I know the geology/hydrology is purest fantasy here #I'm in it for the imagery of like #Aredhel dressed in all white skins and furs. Helping people Ford the river of blood one careful step at a time #It's about angrod going to drink with hands shaking from cold and everyone looking carefully away when red drips down his front #About a narrow red rush of life in the middle of desolation

[lonelyzarquon]

Peter Cushing as Sherlock Holmes The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)

#peter cushing #the hound of the baskervilles #filmedit #sherlock holmes #hammer horror #terence fisher #horroredit #mine #my gifs #he drives me insane yk #his energy... throwing daggers at people hopping around the moors killing spiders fixing telescopes smOkiNG #oh yes and nearly getting killed on multiple occasions #also this mf is tactile always touching other person's shoulder or shaking hands for a longg time #bless

[brother-emperors]

And the experience of each man was peculiar. For Pompey's name and power were greater in the city when he was away from it, owing to his campaigns; but when he was at home, he was often less power­ful than Crassus, because the pomp and circumstance of his life led him to shun crowds, retire from the forum, and render aid to a few only of those who asked it of him, and then with no great zest, that he might keep his influence the more unimpaired for use in his own behalf. But Crassus was continually ready with his services, was ever at hand and easy of access, and always took an active part in the enterprises of the hour.

Plutarch, Crassus

from the vault of half finished one shots and rejected scenes! what a pair of guys! some real complementary personality stuff going on with these two!

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost

#where’s that paper that’s all ‘Fulvia was a manager and Antony was manageable’ there’s a similar dynamic going on here #but it’s both of them @ each other. Crassus does have a very political manager type of. vibe. though. so it could apply to multiple people #roman republic tag #komiks tag #also this is why Pompey and Caesar were a bad match. like of course they were going to get divorced civil war style #anyway. the new tvxq song. any older kpop fans here. ‘So say you want me cause I’m down’ is rattling around in my head abt these two #when they decided to fuck politics together. like oooooh you two chose each other for real #if I was staging a movie or smth the scene where they shake hands on it would be when changmin does THAT with his vocals #tris homines #marcus licinius crassus #gnaeus pompeius magnus

[uncanny-tranny]

Something I notice is the idea with transmasculinity and transmalehood is almost this idea that we had beauty that transition has vanquished, and I honestly never related to this pretransition.

Beauty was never afforded to me as somebody who was obviously neurodivergent and traumatized and weird. I was never seen as beautiful pretransition, and I knew that. Conversations about how desirable we "used to be" never rang true for me personally because I wasn't even given the opportunity to be "beautiful." I was never going to be included in that even if I were not trans, you know? Since transition, I know I'm desirable now, even if it is not in a conventional way. It's interesting how my masculine features are now embraced because people can actually register my maleness, when before, they would never.

Desirability is often used as a tool and a weapon on trans people. The idea of not being "desirable" is a punishment. It's just weird when you're the trans person who was never desired in the first place, and you know it.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #i specify transmasculine and transmaleness because it can be really overt that transphobes often interact with us with the idea that we... #...killed our 'female beauty'. i definitely don't think it's exclusive to us but it's something i take note of because i'm a trans man #it's just funny because i KNOW the transphobes who whinge about my lost beauty would have bullied me for my nose because it's not 'feminine' #or they'd mock my broad shoulers and the fact that i'm asocial and awkward. like it is very transparent #i read a friend who was saying that their beauty was used against them in an abusive way and it's something relatable... #...but it's Complicated at least for me. on one hand - i absolutely get that. on the other - i don't know what it'll be like to be Desirable #or Desirable like that. i find that even though i am desirable after transition people still interact with me in certain ways #part of me appreciates that but part of me is embittered that this is something i just can't ever shake #i think these conversations are interesting and sometimes important which is why i talk about it #i've just been thinking about this since reading what my friend went through (and my heart goes out to them - it was harrowing to read)

[likegoldintheair]

i'm like if someone who hated being touched was also deeply touchstarved

#i can count on one hand the people who i don't hate being touched by #shaking hands is fine i did that a lot today #but like. hugging? no thanks #but i also want to Be Held #you know. like just. held in gentle caring hands. #by someone i have approved of beforehand etc etc #anyways yearning for touch but detesting it at the same time i'm truly living life

[now-is-strange]

space is cool!!! 🚀

#my hands are shaking..... #hgghhhh 18 hours this thing took me #but I hope you tumblr people like it!!! :D #tmbg #they might be giants #tmbgareok #john linnell #john flansburgh

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

#hellsing #alucard #kouta hirano #translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent #fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online #i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443' #but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands #the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake #anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool #if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first #and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf #i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia #then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point #but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page #and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. .... #i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh #the hellsing brainrot runs deep #also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491 #except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo #the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002 #which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out?? #i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch #sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less #it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was #maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'