#and a jerk

[themochimadeoftaro]

recently been obsessed with the narrator and this exact song, so i had to make him :) it's not the best of the best, but i still like it! probably gonna fix his design soon

#tsp #tsp spoilers #the narrator #he's so badass #and a jerk #i want to tear him apart /affectionate #countdown ending

[und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut]

Underfell Grillby, pretty please :)

“Why did you bring kernels to the movie theater again?” You quirk a brow as you both settle into your seats.

“Because, why pay for cheap food at high price when I can make it myself?” Fellby grins, popping a unpopped popcorn kernel into his flaming mouth from a bag he snuck in.

You make a face at him as you hear a pop come from his mouth. He chuckles as he chews.

“We’re the only ones who came to see this movie, the noise won’t bother anyone.” He says throwing another into his mouth.

Pop.

You roll your eyes and face the big screen, ignoring his devilish grin.

Pop.

“What’s the matter? Want a taste?” He teases, shaking the kernel bag in front of your face.

“It’s not even buttered.”

Pop.

You sigh, shaking your head as you grumble.

“I’m sorry I’m sorry, cmere.” Fellby says, taking your chin in his warm purple hand and turning your face towards him.

His warm silky lips meet yours and your annoyance is momentary forgotten before you feel a pop in your mouth.

He pulls away laughing as you glare at him, chewing on the newly popped popcorn now in your mouth.

“I hate you”

“You know you love me”

#fellby #underfell grillby #he silly #and a jerk #underfell imagines #undertale imagines #grilled kisses series #hehe

[annapostsstuff]

#romance club #romance club game #kali call of darkness #rc kali call of darkness #amrit doobay #rc amrit #not me always going for the red flags🤡 #he’s soo fiiiine🔥😩 #and a jerk #that’s totally my type🤡

[wanderingmind867]

Seriously, Screw Lorne Michaels! Read this:

#i hate him so much #he's an asshole #and a jerk #snl #comedy #anti lorne michaels #tv #tv shows #carol burnett #the carol burnett show

[disappearinginq]

🎨 (because I'm greedy lol)

Hmm. Well, you're already up to date on everything I have for Hudson and Rex, sooo....even though I've largely left the Magnum fandom because ugh I still have half finished works floating around:

The Hawai’i Institute of Marine Biology was a part of the University of Hawai’i on it’s own private island. The ferry was the only way to get to the lab, and it ran on an hourly schedule, but fortunately, Gordon’s detective shield carried enough weight for an exception.

“This is a functioning lab, detective,” the woman pointed out over the phone. “Is this something we can discuss on your side? We don’t normally allow visitors, even the police, to come to the facility without a prior appointment. Unless it’s the lab you want to investigate? In which case, I’m sorry, but you’re going to need a warrant.”

“No, ma’am, it’s not the lab I’m interested in. Just their expert opinion on a wound from a possible shark attack victim.”

“Oh.” She sounded puzzled. “Are you with Thomas?”

Gordon frowned at the first name basis, but Thomas wasn’t exactly an uncommon name. “Depends. Is his last name Magnum?”

“Yeah, that’s him!” the woman said, and he could swear her tone warmed by a solid seventy degrees when he said the private detective’s name. “He just left the office and should be heading back across the channel now - but he was right, that tooth was a Black Tip shark, and while they have bitten people in the past, none of the wounds were fatal, and more than half of them were what’s considered a provoked attack, which means that the person bitten did something to deserve it.” There was a pause, and Gordon could hear her suck in a breath before blurting out: “You didn’t report it as a shark attack already, did you?”

Gordon couldn’t help the head shake, even if she couldn’t see it. “No, ma’am,” he assured. “And I won’t be. It’s currently being investigated as a suspicious death. But I do still need someone to hopefully identify another wound on the body. Can we get that boat ride?”

“Well…you can, but why don’t you just ask Thomas?”

“Ask Magnum about what?”

“About the bite wound - he’s probably already on his way back, assuming he hasn’t decided to drop in on one of the other labs.”

“I would prefer to talk to an expert in marine biology,” Gordon pressed. Not that he wasn’t now convinced that the private detective knew more than most about sharks, but for the purpose of legal investigations, he needed someone other than a hobbyist to confirm information.

There was a long pause, and Gordon pulled the phone away from his ear to see if he’d dropped the call. “Ma’am?”

“I’m sorry, detective, but…how do you know Thomas?”

“Our paths cross on a frequent basis with investigations.”

“Oh…well, he can explain it to you when he gets there - you should see him on the taxi now, actually.”

Gordon turned to face the lagoon and sure enough, a small white boat puttered quietly across the channel from the island, two passengers clearly visible in the open boat, one clearly Magnum in his bright Hawaiian print shirt sitting on the bow. The driver looked all of fifteen, but he was laughing at something Thomas said, and Gordon could see the mile wide grin on the private detective’s face even from the shore.

At least, until the driver pointed out Higgins and Gordon to Magnum, and as soon as Magnum recognized them, his million dollar smile faltered. Even though the detective was wearing sunglasses, Gordon had a teenager at home - he could hear the eye roll behind the lenses.

#asks answered #games we play #magnum is like an ex I can't make a clean break from #I hate what the show became and I hardly watched any of season 4 and I don't really care that it was renewed beyond the actors have jobs #but this was written when I was still LIVID about the ending of season 2 #or was it 3? because every season finale is basically the summary of 3 previous episodes of higgins being indecisive #and a jerk #so it's actually kinda hard to keep track #whatever one where she got the Nest and somehow magically avoided serious jail time for fraud

[sarah-cam]

kelly is really pissing me off

#chicago fire #oc lb #text #he’s being such a child #and a jerk

[fireshot]

...........................THIS GUY.  I take back my confession.  

#I haven't rped a dude in a long time #but ---I might have to write him because he's HILARIOUS #and a jerk #and then cute

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

#fionna and cake spoilers #what hits me a little is how similar fionna and simon's stories are in the case of finding nuance in their lives #when both have gone through their separate but still valid pain no matter the extent it had been #and its that they met each other they get to see how it compares and they're no less worth of the peace and fun they dreamed of #even in the form of simplicity and just being normal #“i wouldn't have met THE fionna and cake” “we wouldn't have met THE simon petrikov” #it hits me harder that after the dandelion scene would've been their last time seeing each other physically #and how assuring simon sounded when fionna didn't know what to do with the literal world in her hands #tho im sure prismo isnt that much of a rule jerk lol i still drew out the revelation anyway with this tiniest addition #also the fact fionna's world is influenced by simon's thought processes and conditions so now things are a little better for both of them #fionna the human #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #qiiarts #the lil flashback of #betty grof #fionna and cake #adventure time

[stuckinapril]

Honestly the cliche advice is true. If you fill your life w things you’re passionate about, if you challenge yourself every day, if you give your own opinion of yourself more weight than you do other people’s opinions of you, you will actually thrive. Like no one can tell u anything

#I’m just in a whole state of mind rn #there will always be ppl who try to bring u down but pursuing the things u love will help u rise above it. #I absolutely still get anxious / annoyed at things but I’m over it sm faster. and soon it won’t bother me at all. #or at least it’ll have a healthy duration. bc negative emotion isn’t always bad. negative emotion is important and we should not ignore it #but overall!! preserving my energy better. just need to work on my knee jerk responses & I’ll be set #text

[fefairys]

getting real fed up with my peers treating teenagers like shit. how did you forget so fucking quickly what it's like to be them. shame on you.

#this is about people my age getting into internet discourse with teenagers #and calling them stupid and overall belittling them and being a jerk to them #like. literally just block them if they are being a shithead #teenagers are shitheads sometimes #youre not going to change them #they need to grow up on their own #and an adult making fun of them isnt going to help #in fact it is going to hinder the process #if you want to try to help you need to be kind #if theyre not receptive to that and are still being an asshole then it is not worth it #and you need to go do something else with your time #you are a fucking adult

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

#Danny can’t help being creepy it’s just the way he’s built!! #I like to think Lancer did these things for Danny when he was in HS #and now Danny's emulating Lancer :) #Passing it on! #Tim is paranoid but also like he is SO CLOSE to graduating so like. Does he even want to report this shit to Batman. What if the next chem #teacher's a jerk and Tim fails the class and he never gets his stupid diploma. Bruce already is insisting he finish out HS and maybe get #an ABA before he's allowed back into the company #and Jesus Christ does Tim hate school. He'll worry about Mr. Fenton's burgeoning army of Science Honor Society Rogues on his own time #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompt #tim drake #danny fenton #in case I write more of this let’s tag it uhhhhh #misunderstood mentor au #kipwrite

[arikad0]

from my experience so far, FF7R!Cid is completely unbothered and literally just vibing

#i know people are sad cid isn't a jerk anymore but i won't lie i kinda love ff7r cid lmao #cid highwind #ff7 #ff7r #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #final fantasy 7 rebirth #final fantasy vii rebirth

[bogslob]

I was so sad when they cut Luke teaching Percy sword fighting from earlier episodes, one of the main reasons being because it would have meant that they couldn’t reasonably have Luke giving Percy instructions during the Ares fight, but having sword fighting lesson flashbacks during the fight was genius it tied everything together really well and made so much sense considering Luke hasn’t been in a huge portion of the show and your average viewer wouldn’t necessarily recognise his voice

#percy jackson #the lightning thief #rick riordan #pjo tv show #pjo series #percy jackon and the olympians #we find out the truth sort of #pjo #pjo spoilers #pjo finale #i battle my jerk relative #ares #luke castellan #sword fighting

[itstimetodrew]

I love seeing characters make the wrong choice. Like logically, morally, whatever. It should be so easy, so obvious, to do something right for once! But they don’t see it or they don’t care. Their instincts always lead them to choose poorly. Bad for them but great for me because it’s so interesting and I like to watch the suffering. ^_^

#going ‘you absolute fucking donkey’ to my faves but while holding them in my arms anyway #it’s about the knee-jerk reactions of ego and revenge outweighing their self-proclaimed values of rationality and intelligence #I’m chewing that shit like bubblegum

[severalsmallwizards]

if you can spare 1$ go donate it!

#oniongarden #wayneradiotv #rtvs #for unfamiliar mutuals: he is NOT srsly jerking

[chloesimaginationthings]

Peni had a rough canon event

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #peni parker #miguel o'hara #spiderman #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #atsv #neon genesis evangelion #Miguel you can not say this at peni #Peni deserves a rest #this is why peni joins miles cause he’s her friend and Miguel’s a jerk