#and all the blankies

[sesamestreep]

thomas blanky shouldn’t have been dying in the arctic, man. He should have been wearing a life is good t-shirt at a buffett concert.

#terrorposting again are we?? #he buys francis one too but he refuses to wear it because he does not agree with the premise that life is good actually #anyway #the terror #the terror amc #thomas blanky #he should have been violating open container laws with us in the 21st century where he belongs #wearing wrap around sunglasses #You get it #the vibe is clear to us all

[padawansuggest]

Qui-Gon: *on his first night with Padawan Kenobi after his older padawans convinced him he needed a new baby so he’d bother someone else* Alright, now I think it’s bedtime. I know it’s a bit earlier than usual but you have a whole new set of classes to switch to tomorrow so we have to get up early.

Obi-Wan: *is only 11, is fine with more sleep* Okay, Master! *wanders off to get in his pajamas*

Qui-Gon: *making a pot of sleepy tea*

Obi-Wan: *comes back in jammies looking confused*

Qui-Gon: What’s wrong, Padawan?

Obi-Wan: I can’t find my sleepy cocoon.

Qui-Gon: …your sleeping bag? Oh, I assumed you used that for camping in the room of a thousand fountains, do you usually sleep in that at night?

Obi-Wan: ??? No? No I use it sometimes but you’re right, that’s for camping nights. I mean my sleepy cocoon?

Qui-Gon: …what is a sleep cocoon?

Obi-Wan: It’s… it’s a stretchy fabric that goes over you?

Qui-Gon: …gimme a second, I don’t think I saw anything like that in your bags.

One call to the creche later

Creche Master: Is something wrong with Padawan Kenobi settling in?

Qui-Gon: Um, he’s missing something that I don’t think I’ve seen. He called it his sleepy cocoon?

Creche Master: Oh! That went into the laundry this morning, it probably got delivered back to us, I’ll have it sent right away.

Qui-Gon: Um, I need to ask… what is a sleepy cocoon?

Creche Master: *snort* It’s an anti-grav sleeping tube. It’s a compression material so he doesn’t feel it when he starts to float in his sleep. He’s too close to the cosmic force to control it, so they give him the compression tube.

Qui-Gon: …you’re saying he disobeys gravity in his sleep, so the tube makes him stop realizing it?

Creche Master: Yeah, it’s pretty important, actually. It keeps his joints in place. No cricks in his neck or dead arms if they start to fall.

Qui-Gon: Amazing. A straight jacket for his cosmic force abilities. I adore it. Please send it here. He can get out of it on his own, right?

Creche Master: Oh course, it’s just pressure, not actually being tied up.

Qui-Gon: Delightful. I’ll get him extras for off planet missions.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #qui gon jinn #Obi is a floating baby of the cosmic force #also I follow the idea that Obi is of the cosmic force thank you #he floats when he’s comfortable in his sleep #also he’s 11 which means Xanatos and Feemor are doting older brothers #Qui needs a baby to coddle at all times #I just had this idea of him floating like astronauts do in his sleep and sometimes he uses the sleeping bag #but sometimes he can’t get to sleep cause his limbs keep floating off #he needs a baby womb to encase him #like a swaddle blankie but a single compression material #tbh I want this so bad do they exist??? it would be so comfy #padawan obi wan #baby wan

[thatoneluckybee]

I'm genuinely so upset by this specific panel.... Ben baby no

I can only imagine how absolutely horrifying and distressing this whole situation is for everyone and he is NOT taking it well. Completely justified to have an angry outburst here but my guy FLIPPED THE ENTIRE BED! All the furniture is EVERYWHERE! I forget how strong our gentle giant is :( baby no

#They all need a hug and a 7up and a warm blankie nOW #Fambles #sbg #school bus graveyard #Ben clark

[varilien]

doodles from like. may or smn lol

#trigun #trigun anime #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #i get a sense of relief thinking about how after wolfwood and legato died vash got a couple weeks to just. #sleep and lay around and stay in bed all he needed to #i mean how many times does a person Need That and have to just keep going regardless #im happy vash got his blankie era im wishing a blankie era for everyone who needs one

[bloo-the-dragon]

A small detail I like that seemed to get overlooked by a lot of people: Moon wasn't trying to keep the lights off to hurt Sun or to hurt children, he wanted to keep them off, because in his corrupted state, light was causing him PAIN! Rebooting them into Eclipse didn't JUST help Sun, we helped Moon, too! All THREE are good bots, your honor and I love them and GHDASJGhj

Yes i agree! I think in the main game it was definitely virus related (since the flashlight, the laser gun and fazcam does nothing against him) but in the DLC its gotten to the point where he has become hyper sensitive to light (either due to the virus still scrambling his brains or the damage both have sustained since or a combination of both) and so it causes him a lot of pain when exposed to it.

If we look at his two jumpscares also, the one where neither generators have been turned on he grabs Cassie and flies up in the air with her but doesn't outright display any overly violent behaviour so one could almost assume he does try to take her to naptime and maybe drops her in the process (accidently or intentionally is anyones guess)

But when one generator is turned on he is now in greater pain and aggravated so when Cassie approaches him he is far more unstable and lashes out in anger and frustration, especially when Sun also tries forcing him back in.

I do love to think Moon is not intentionally malicious/evil but with his coding scrambled by the virus and neglect and Sun actively fighting him parred with hyper sensitivity to light and both quite possibly being in a near constant state of pain i don't blame him for being so aggressive.

Rebooting him would have reset the messed up coding and helped bring Moon back to a more stable state and while i doubt it would completely fix them mentally (trauma goes brr) at least he and Sun have been brought some peace at last and made whole again. ;;v;;

#questions and answers #anon #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf security breach ruin #fnaf ruin spoilers #fnaf ruin eclipse #fnaf moon #fnaf daycare attendant #holding them all so gently #taking them home giving them a blankie #also fun lil fact because i have brainworms #in my jester bots and dragons au ruin eclipse WILL be a separate bot to sun and moon from the og game #but his role will remain the same jfkgh #it would be why their voices are a little different #(he's a backup/prototype dca that became active post main game)

[keepthetension]

this was made especially for those of us who cut ties with our shitty families, huh

i cried so much this whole episode. i know that i can't be in that house and be who i am at the same time, but the guilt and shame never really go away. i love that this episode said, wholeheartedly: fuck what society says, you should be wherever allows you to be happiest

anyway! you always hear that family estrangement is rare in asian communities, but i did it! and you can do it, too! dump your shitty family! i believe in you~

#tsukuritai onna to tabetai onna #it's incredible like i don't think i fully realized how ashamed i feel until this episode had me ugly crying into my blankie #especially because the abuse was invisible and people say: oh everyone's family says harsh things! it's because they care! they love you! #and no matter how hard you try to explain the magnitude of what was done to you people still shrug and say but they're *family* #not that there was ZERO physical abuse but like. that's just How It Is in the community i grew up in so it's not a Reason reason #and that's all aside from all that's expected of me as the child of an asian family (that i am simply doing none of) #FUCK i guess i just compartmentalized all of this so securely i didn't think it could bleed out anymore #thanks tsukutabe. i guess? #this show is RELENTLESSLY coming for me this season too like explicitly stated asexual rep? a treat for me personally! #idk i never expected an asian drama to be so clear about this especially because kasuga's abuse was invisible too #and the idea of not sacrificing yourself for your parents is COUNTER to what you're supposed to do #i am just VERY EMOTIONAL right now #i love kasuga so much and it was rough to see her going through it but i am SO HAPPY that she's accepted and loved

[representative-democracy]

Keep telling people i meet that i'm a 'Big Fan' of survival cannibalism, which i am, but i should really just be saying i enjoy the terror

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+anyways some Rossier for yall

#TOZER BIG SIT - literally all that dude does is sit in slutty ways #the terror #the terror amc #james fitzjames #francis crozier #billy gibson #thomas blanky #henry thomas dundas le vesconte #solomon tozer #james clark ross #the terror shitpost

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Don’t know about you lot, but in my world, Coach Beard took the opportunity to covertly grab Blankie out the oil bin while they were bringing it outside. He gave it back to Roy after training the next day, looking at him like don’t be a idiot, man, you don’t burn the blankie your dead grandfather gave you! Roy (who’s had the whole night and day to regret being such a fucking moron) doesn’t say anything, not even thanks, but he holds the blanket close to his chest, for a moment imagining he can still smell his grandfather on it, and he brings it home and never, ever lets anyone convince him to part with it again. (Unless, one day, he wraps it tight around Phoebe’s child, to keep them warm and safe as they go off on their first big journey from home.)

(Beard might also have had words with Ted at some point, I can’t believe you were going to let him burn his blankie for a fake ghost exorcism!)

#rewatched the sacrifice scene for fic reasons #and got upset about blankie all over again #justice for blankie! #ted i love you but what the fuck man #coach beard #roy kent #1x06

[mossy-paws]

Cutiespace (PHIGHTING!)

The bubblegum bitch at his finest

#I have. Mixed opinions on how this came out #It took 10 hours but I mean it’s alright ig #I went all out with filters/the sparkley glitter tool ehehehehe #I would rate this a solid 6/10 I mean it’s okay but I feel like I could’ve done better somehow #Well enjoy your feast tumblr nation I’ve been feeding you well lately #art #artists on tumblr #phighting! #digital art #phighting fanart #phighting roblox #roblox phighting #phighting #phighting art #I had to legitimately take a sit down and contemplate if I wanted to put the lyrics for bubblegum bitch instead of cutiespace #In the background #Blankie this is your fault /j /ij /lh #Cutiespace PHIGHTING #phighting subspace #subspace tripmine #subspace #subspace phighting #artwork #bright colors

[cringeworms]

Will Graham being a Sleepy Girl compilation

#he’s so eepy #babygirl (sleepy edition) #all he needed in season 1 was quality blankets prednisone and Hannibal’s dick #that would have prevented some unnecessary death #get this baby girl some blankies encephalitis treatment and his psychiatrist’s dick ASAP #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal memes #hannibal shitpost #will graham #hannibal fake quotes #I say fake quotes but yk he pretty much said exactly that #jack crawford #hannibal s1 #hannibal season one

[hacash]

Terror AUs where some or all of the crew survive are a lot of fun, but I think we need to lean more into the comedy of the fact that – no matter where in the story the men get rescued, no matter from which particular brink of danger they’re snatched, no matter the context - that would have to have been an incredibly awkward journey home. As in, awkward enough that the crew of the random whaler that picked the boys up petitions their captain never to rescue any survivors from a maritime wreck ever again because honestly, captain, the vibes are just too toxic right now.

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Little: You embarrassed me in front of all the men! And then, yeah, the whole mutiny thing, but that thing at the armoury was so fucking mean.

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Jopson: I was right there, dying, and you bastards just left me!

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Gibson: Were you about to fucking eat me?!

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Fitzjames: Whoa, hold up George, you were happy to eat our dog?!

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The entire crew: YOU TRIED TO SET US ON FIRE.

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Crozier: Hey, anyone from Erebus remember how I said this was an act of hubris none of us would survive, and then none of you bastards backed me up? And then we almost didn’t survive it? Remember that, huh? Huh?

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Hartnell: Look, Captain, I appreciate you saving our lives and all but the next time you fire off a rocket would you mind not doing so straight at my face, please? Thanks for understanding. Also Hickey and Tozer you fucked us all over and nearly killed us all, you absolute colossal pricks.

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Goodsir: First girlfriend in my entire life and you wankers ruined EVERYTHING. And also that whole cannibalism thing.

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Blanky: Remember when I lost my leg because you were having a hissy fit, Francis?

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The Marines: Listen to Hickey, you said…he’s got a plan, you said…get out of here all in one piece, you said…

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Tozer: You KNOCKED ME OUT and tried to use me as TUUNBAQ BAIT.

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Irving: HEY HICKEY, THE BOOK OF PROVERBS SAYS ‘THE WRINGING OF THE NOSE BRINGETH FORTH BLOOD’ AND ONCE LITTLE AND HODGSON STOP SITTING ON ME I’M GONNA PROVE IT TO YOU, ARSEHOLE.

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Sir John: …Ok, ok, my bad.

#the terror #edward little #thomas jopson #billy gibson #james fitzjames #stephen stanley #francis crozier #tom hartnell #thomas blanky #solomon tozer #john irving #sir john franklin #(meanwhile bridgens and peglar are just cuddling in a corner of the whaler) #(they're all good they don't have beef with anyone)

[laststandx3]

round 2 of

*not strictly a "how do you imagine you'd die" question. Can be also read as "how do you wish to die". Just know that in this 1845 expedition you WILL die, so choose wisely.

#the terror #how would you die poll - 2nd edition (a bit darker than the 1st) #they die in SO many ways #francis crozier #john bridgens #james fitzjames #tuunbaq #billy orren #thomas blanky #henry goodsir #tom hartnell #john morphin #billy gibson #solomon tozer #stephen stanley #cornelius hickey #jacko #magnus manson #mags tummy hurt when he died and he didn't deserve it #i need you all to know that 'ardently' comes from latin 'ardere' = 'to burn'

[hooned]

shieun, sooho

#weak hero class 1 #kdramaedit #kdramadaily #kdramasource #kdrama #park jihoon #choi hyunwook #*jelly's #i've started this kdrama today and i just finished ep 1 #and let's just say you'll see me talking and posting about it more #i love sooho he's such a lovable character #smiling like that like he didn't just win a fight with an entire baseball team #i love their friendship already #AND IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING #also the acting in this is WOW #bumseok's actor is doing a great job bc #all i want to do right now is wrap him in blankies and keep him safe #and of course jihoon my jeojang child #he grew soo well *sobs* AND DAMN HIS ACTING GOOD LORD #n e ways i will gif this kdrama as i watch so yep #IT'S SOOOO GOOD!! #this is very much like a #'and that kids is how i met you father' moment #his smile aaaah

[willowser]

All of your posts about girl dad bakugo I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭 he’s so soft and quiet with her. I always imagine him going to get her from her crib in the morning and he always says, “good morning angel” so lowly because he’s really just saying it for him and her, now one else… and she really is HIS Angel even if she’s a total terror 😭

omg YEEEAAHHH 🥺🥺 in the really early mornings before he goes to work, he's stopping into her room to check on her 🥺 making sure she's not too warm, that her mobile is still on, that she's not flipped on her tummy 🥺 he's very adamant about keeping her in her room bc he doesn't want her to get used to sleeping with yall, but that doesn't mean he isn't always checking on her akfbdjskaka

and sometimes she is awake that early, just being his quiet, good baby and when she sees him, she coos at him all loud and he has to shush her, doesn't have the time to waste but he's picking her up anyway 🥺🥺 asking, "what're you doin' awake so early, missy ??" WAAAHH HOW CUTE 🥺

and he maybe changes her or bottle feeds her, burps her, ignores the call he's getting from kirishima. when he lays her back down with her chupie, she's just blinking up at him softly and slowly 🥺 falling back to sleep already 🥺 and he just watches as she fiddles with the hand he rests on her little belly 🥺 and he wonders how he got such a little angel for a baby !!!!! akfbdhskalal

#angel is such a cute nickname from him algbrjqk #he absolutely calls her that #but just when it's the two of them #then he gets to work and yeah he looks tired bc he is #and someone asks how the parenting is going #if she's a good baby #and he grins all wickedly and says COURSE SHE IS LOOK AT HER FUCKIN PARENTS #akfbriwkqkqkq screaming actually........... #girl dad bakugou WAAAHHH CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDNT CONSIDER THIS SOONERRRRE #you're a genius i'm wrapping you up in a blankie 😌😌😌 #cw children #✿ willow writes #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: dad bakugou

[leadpoisoningprincess]

#i got 36 but i've been up all night lol #36 names but i forgot lt. gore... i was naming dudes that weren't even in the show 😭 GORE HAD AN EPISODE NAMED AFTER HIM #also somehow forgot blanky bc im an idiot fool. im so fucking sorry king kmsing rq #op #the terror #franklin expedition #tagging for engagement lol i had fun doing this but i'm an insane person

[representative-democracy]

Henry Peglar is fine, hes just a bit eepy sleepy.

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+ bonus

#been thinking a lot about how the officers would die instantly in modern life #but all of the able seamen/non officers would thrive but also have the craziest group chats #tbh just cant stop thinking about the terror #the terror #the terror amc #francis crozier #james fitzjames #fitzier #cornelius hickey #billy gibson #edward little #thomas blanky #harry goodsir #silna #goodsilna #henry peglar #bridglar #cold boys #the terror shitposting