Alfred: Master Timothy once followed me around the manor, observing me as I carried out my duties. I'd wager that he only blinked once during the hours he watched me. When I asked him what he was doing, he said he was doing 'research'.
Alfred: And then I started finding the towels being folded after I had hung them, the dishes washed, and all the portraits and antiques around the manor dusted before I even started. All in the particular way I do them.
Alfred: I thought I was losing my marbles. That my memory was starting to go. And then I remembered a little bird hovering over my shoulder, watching my every move.
Alfred: His actions are appreciated but not needed. I am still quite capable of doing my job.
tim, rebelliously mopping the floor of the west wing: dammit thought i'd last a month before you noticed
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no one knows how much it hurts when a little thing dies. when a bug runs its fate is already decided. what made him know he could get away with hurting me? he made me small enough to forget i was ever a person. i forgot and forgot under his boot.
—insp by this post from @sweatermuppet
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Coroika Splatoon but it’s PHIGHTING! Roblox
Hi to my Coroika and phighting fans so how are we feeling about this one
cooked these up in a few hours! These honestly didn’t really take that long at all and were really fun to do since I got to play around with some charcoal brushes (I love doing everything in my power to NOT use midtones lmfao).
I tired to mimic the style of the manga a bit and I think i did relatively okay! I have a lot more of these planned so yeah >:3! Really excited to get to do them sometime
Og Panels:
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a nightmare come true
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At last, beautiful people, I AM ALIVE!!
Life has been tough for these last couple of weeks, but I finally got the time to finish this piece for @chewytran's DTIYS!
Hopefully I won't crawl back under the rock and die (again, lolol), but my schedule is killing me right now, so we'll see. In the meantime - hope you enjoy this little peace offering, hehe :33
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unrelated doodles to test an art style
it makes it easier to draw different body types which is something I should experiment around with
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Dear, Prince
Oh my Little Prince,
Do you remember?
Roleswap Forgotten Land AU by @jojo-schmo
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I hate you loss of the headphone jack. I hate you loss of the home screen button. I hate you headphones I have to remember to charge. I hate you thin flimsy screens. I hate you phone that no longer fits in my hand. I hate you laptop too thin for a usb port. I hate you laptop without a disk drive. I hate you increasing array of dongles I need to keep using what I need. I hate you planned obsolescence. I hate you inescapable barrage of ‘improvements’ that brings more work and gives less joy. I guess it’s just easier this way.
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Those hooligans from Byrgenwerth are being entranced by the sea again
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Happy White Day!
I can imagine Rita sitting in their office trying to figure out what to give HimeMorf for White Day after getting chocolate from them. I also headcanon them as the type that bakes sweets whenever they have free time.
And since they both also like Moffun, Rita would decide to make Moffun-shaped macarons because they know those two are classy and they're easy to eat while working. Only thing is that they never told anyone they enjoy baking. Morf only knows because she's caught them baking late at night. Himeno later tries to tease them and put in requests. That's how she learns how much Rita loves chocolate and sweet desserts when they show up to afternoon tea with brownies and chocolate chip cookies 😂
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Watching the last 5 minutes of S2 E11 Battle Nexus New York:
Finale Part 1: E-Turtle Sunshine of the spotless Mind:
Finale Part 2: Shreddy or Not:
Finale Part 3: Anata wa hitori janai:
Finale Part 4, RISE:
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i just think my life would be better if someone sweet would come take out their work stress on me by fucking me within an inch of my life after they come home tbh
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my pieces got accepted to the local museum ! i was quite sure they'd been rejected because i was supposed to hear back over 2 weeks ago, but i guess there were just time issues. am very happy about this !
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