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cerealmonster15 · 2 months
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hi. i posted my fankids earlier so now welcome to cereals caterella multiverse chart kjlfdsjklfjs click for better view but also my handwriting sucks and i made this in like 2022ish in the privacy of discord dms so ill do my BEST to retype all the words and explain under the cut as much as i can/remember LET'S GOOOO
god where to even start. hi. ummm ok so caterella, for general context, is something i'd see around occasionally in people's fanarts/theories/aus/etc of cater being in a cinderella role, i think inspired by him talking about how he has 2 older sisters that are kinda bossy.
over time i went into the madness. and i cannot commit to one idea so i just have Several and this was my attempt to "organize" lol. cater is the protagonist in all of them, and not everyone is a love interest, it all DEPENDS!
oh i also wrote in the bottom right corner: * they can all be in standard au [i think i meant like, canon compliant lol] but some are specifically here w/one specific story involved (????) (IDK LOL)
let's start with... [im gonna rewrite the text but also add bits for context lol]
"That Guy" Trey:
unassuming love interest
usually not actually a prince [some of these aus are actual royalty aus i guess lol]
"bake :) or bff" <- i think i was trying to say he's a baker and if he's not a love interest he might just be in there as cater's supportive bestie.
line to cater: either bff -> lovers or baker for a red herring prince surprise romance [??? girl help decoding my phrasing here is gonna be so hard]
underneath i wrote (or secret prince?) but i dont think i ever explored that possibility lol
i always have to explain why i keep calling trey "that guy" lol. it's cuz in the original jpn twst, during the scalding sands visit event, when cater was announcing he invited trey to come, the fan translation said cater was saying something like "and who's caykuns mystery guest? it's THAT GUY!" and then trey appeared or something lfdskf i dont remember exactly but i know he was called That Guy and so my friend and i were calling trey That Guy for sooooo long.
ok so i think what i was trying to say for the most part is that trey is a friends to lovers surprise love interest in scenarios where the main plot makes you THINK the love interest is a fancy prince, hence the "red herring prince" comments. i have a google doc that mentions this that ill copy/paste after i get through each person's general primer but for now let's move on!
"Hornton" Malleus:
he is lost + confused
secret prince
✨mystery✨
another green guy
line drawn to cater: prince not invited to leona's party, solidarity w/cay?
^another storyline i get into in the google doc lol. i think this one is specifically an actual not nrc AU where cater is trying to go to a prince's ball and leona's the one throwing the ball lol. we'll get to that!
i dont talk about it here but i also had an au based off a song i listen to [tir a nog i think?] where malleus is a fae prince from an enchanted forest and cater's sick of his everyday working life and wants to run off to a fanciful land, meets malleus, malleus wants cater to runaway with him back to his fanciful forest and BE HIS BETROTHED or whatever lol. i have a few doodles of it somewhere and i still think about it sometimes
the really long outer squiggle line is drawn between malleus and leona on the chart and just says GRRR lol, they have beef which we will GET TO LATER and i mean also canon beef lol. u already know that.
"Fairy Godmother" Lilia:
cryptic support to mal and cay
knows things but will withhold lore for a more interesting story
mentor to malleus
basically like regular lilia lol hes a bestie and a mentor and a wingman depending on the situation. i think in the cater going to the ball au in one instance he is more of a literal fairy godmother support, other aus he is more figurative lol like the supportive bestie!!
[im going in mostly clockwise order but i def wrote these out of order when i made it so thats why the numbers are off LOL] [i skipped idia but i put him in way later/last so ill get back to him sdfjklds]
"...Fairy Godmother 3" Azul:
contract wishes
😒
line to cater: hires @ mostro lounge to fund the 'date vil' campaign which leads to [jade route]
i go more into this in the google doc also but i actually made a post about that one ill link it in a sec foooorrr.....
"Mushroom Man" Jade:
not a prince
standard universe
secret, unexpected love interest
line to cater: bonding while working together; the vil goal is slowly forgotten in favor of new bond with jade (alt angst if cay still goes for vil)
ummm teehee. i go way more into detail in THIS POST HERE where i doodled the concept out and talk about it more
"Shitty Banana Prince" Leona [SORRY FSKLJDFJDSKLFJ]:
red herring prince [as in hes usually not actually a love interest but is there to make you think he is but it's actually someone else's route]
sometimes just here to be divorced to someone when it's funny [i think im talking about vil and malleus mostly here lol]
the banana thing is bc how in twst canon, grim calls savanaclaw "bananaclaw" once and after that my friend and i have forever called them the banana boys ksdlfjdls it has nothing to do w/the aus
anyway the line from cater to leona: forbidden crush on prince he doesn't actually know, leading to another route (usually trey)
other line: alt: DIVORCE(lol) <- i didnt elaborate here but i have to assume i was talking about the concept idea i wrote in THIS POST about cater/leona being bitter exes/having had a summer fling making things awkward in book 2....
i have since started liking leona/cater a little less ironically lately [tbh i dont think it was ever ironic i was just in denial lol] so um. id probably have mentioned it here if i made this chart later l o l
oh also the line between him and vil: also sometimes divorced ♥
ok moving on for now!!!!!!
"✨Sparkling Prince✨" Vil:
standard prince/love interest
sometimes a red herring in other routes
other times more of a supporting pal w/connections
exes w/leona when it's funny
cater -> vil: fanboy crush ♥
vil -> cater: slow, tsundere crush lol
rook & vil: "lol do u like him?" + ♥ <- ill explain in rooks section hang on lol
once again stay tuned for the google doc shit vil comes up there too lol dsjklfjdslf im so glad i found that doc before i started this bc i forgot about a lot of it. ANYWAY
"Fairy Godmother...2!" Rook:
line to cater: cryptic support
vil's pal, but his partner in non-vil routes
knows all. ALL.
:)
jskdljfdskl so ya rook is like #1 supporter in the cater/vil romance routes, but bc i love rook/vil also, in any cater/someone else routes, rook is probably dating vil instead/eventually lol bc i LOVE THEM SO MUCH anyway.
rook has so much lore but just like lilia hes weird about it. he cant just TELL YOU things outright. where's the mystique. come on now.
"Prince Charming" RSA OC... I have not named him yet <- I hadn't named him til after i made this chart but THIS IS CHAR!!!!
standard au
childhood au
potential red herring
char -> cater: had a crush on cater as children; thinks meeting again is fate
cater -> char: ??? were each others first kiss as kids, but what does it mean now 🤔 [i was being ambiguous on how cater feels about char lol. he may or may not return the feelings depending on the branch]
i go WAAAAAAAAY too deep into the au in THIS POST. Dañarte didn't exist yet when i made this chart so he originally wasnt involved but he sure as hell made his way into the narrative later lol.
i started writing actual story during nanowrimo but dear god it's such a task. idk if i will ever post that or if ill just forever do random lore/doodle posts, and i if i did start posting it, it would be a very casual multichapter sandbox zone for me lol. very messy soap opera energy. we'll see.
anyway i dont remember how much i mention it in the post but char was also i think potentially there to be a rival for other characters. like oh nooo prettyboy from rsa is here to sweep cater off his feet, u better act fast!!!!! jldkfjklsdjfkldsjf i love being corny. anyway moving on,
"Fairy Godmother 4" Kalim:
platonic prince pal [uhh idk if i meant that in some of the aus kalim is a prince, or if this was way back in the early days where i still had misunderstood kalims family and thought he was a prince lol]
connections and money
confused, but spirited
line to cater: bestie nooo don't text ur ex- <- i have a very specific memory of a doodle i did of cater, i think in pop music club, taking out his phone and going "im gonna text my ex" and kalim running for his phone going "BESTIE NOOOO" and i maybe was referencing a meme sorta??? or just a vibe idk. multi layered. anyway idr if i had a specific ex in mind here [it was maybe leona????? bc i DID write that alt:divorced thing for cater and leona.]
it ironically does fit in my char branch once i came up with the shit with dañarte as cater's ex lol but ik that's not what i meant here bc like i said, he didnt exist yet at this time!!!
ok much later i added in idia lol
"MARSHMALLOW fae prince eppa lol" Idia:
aw man i didnt write any notes here LOL but that's ok i know what this was about. this is also the forbidden marshmallow thing i mentioned on the fankids post earlier today sdkjfjdskl
anyway. i maybe mentioned it here once idr butttttt marshmallow eppa stuff. that's a lot of inside jokes my friend and i stacked over time
marshmallow: a few years ago i was drawing cater x various ships loosely for white day bc i didnt get a chance for valentines day or something? idia's thing was giving cater a marshmallow lol. so we have a lot of jokes about idia leaving anonymous marshmallows for cater and cater being like aw man i dont even like sweets. who is doing this to me kflsdfjsl
eppa. ummm. when i was trying to come up with char's name, one of the possibilities was eppa. but my friend came up w/the idea i think of idia having like a fake rsa prince persona that cater falls for, instead of char being a real guy [i split the aus instead lol] and that inspired me to write a little bit based on that idea. i explain it a bit and also posted the [unfinished] story chunks in THIS POST. it would eventually have a happy ending i just didnt intend to write the whole thing so it ends a bit awkwardly here LOL i only wrote a little bit
ok NOW i can talk about the other google docs. kdsjfkldsjkfl from 2 years ago.... ill copy paste exactly what i wrote [and only edit typos/autocorrects lol] and try to explain after if it's needed
[DOC START]
Something something cater wants to go to a party / ball / whatever held by Leona’s family or something. idk what type of universe this AU is exactly but shhh details whatever. It’s a fancy party with attractive people and cater wants magicam pics!!! Maybe also 2 find a prince to fill the lonely void in his heart lol, and Leona is the red herring prince that caters like “omg he’s dreamy maybe He’s The One”
Vil is there for some reason. Maybe he has an invitation as a celebrity guest and cater is begging him to let him in as a plus one? Vil says no and warns him not to try and get in bc guys like Leona suck anyway or something idk (blah blah leonavil divorce lol). Vil doesn’t even wanna go but he has to for his image , and tells cater it’s for his own good that he’s not taking him 🏃 
So caters pouty , and I think this could have different alternate routes. 
One route: he doesn’t find a way in but is curious anyway and finds himself going to the forest outside the venue and hears the jams and stuff, and he’s like “wow why am I so sad that I’d go skulk around the outside of a party I’m not even invited to” and he hears a Voice “you were not invited either, hmm?” And caters like AAAAAAA and it’s a mysterious tall horn man lol. Hornton tells cater that every year his invitation is claimed to have been “lost in the mail” but he’s pretty sure they just don’t send it bc he and the prince don’t get along.  Cater is about to ask how this guy knows the prince , but then the distant music gets all slow and sweet and the mysterious man asks cater to dance with him there in the forest ✨ 
Something something idk where it goes after that but eventually cater learns that guy is Also A Prince lol, his dream of finding prince charming fulfilled. Maybe sometime between meeting malleus and before the conclusion, lilia is the ~fairy godmother~ role of mysteriously befriending cater and being messenger between the two (thinkin about the role he plays in giving yuu that holiday card lol, stuff like that)
Another route: cay cay is sulking and goes to hang out with his good buddy pal kalim, who is this route’s ~fairy godmother~ bc when cater is all 😔 about the party, kalims like “oh! I’ll take you :) I was invited too!” And he buys cater a fun and fancy outfit to wear. 
But then ! Kalim learns that cater wants to go and meet prince Leona, and Kalim is 😬 bc Leona is. not the warmest guy in the world lol. But he doesn’t want to crush his friend’s dreams 🥺 so he has to think of a plan to get him off the Leona track!!! He goes to Jamil, who is like, idk his chef or whatever, bc Jamil knows Leona’s chefs too bc Kalim and Leona’s families know each other and go to each other’s events and hold joint events idk whatever blah blah lol
Anyway point is Jamil knows trey , I don’t know how that really helps anything tho LOL. I think Kalim is like “Jamil help me !! We gotta find other people for cater to talk to at the party so he doesn’t meet Leona and get his heart broken!!!” And jamils like “why does he wanna meet Leona. ew.” And kalims like idk bestie 😖
Anyway. They get to the party and Kalim is trying to introduce cater to every friend/acquaintance he has. Vil spawns a few times and is like cater 😒 I warned u not to come 😒 and caters like 😤 you’re not the boss of me vil!!! 
Cater also gets kinda drained from the tons and tons of people he and Kalim are meeting and chatting with. Jamil is lurking and watching like 👀 🤔 and goes to cater and offers to let him come rest a moment in the kitchen staff room and hide from the bustle of the party. Cater is flustered that Jamil could see he was feeling tired lol, but agrees anyway. 
They go and that’s where he meets TREY, who is there taking a break and idk just made tea that he offers Jamil and cater. They sit and chat a few minutes before Jamil makes a convenient excuse to leave the room and “check on something” aka just leave those 2 alone to bond lol. 
Something something they bond really well and dance together in the kitchen break room or whatever idk lol, cater gives trey his number, so operation distract cater from Leona is a success yaaaaaaay 
Maybe another secret route with vil, like surprise he’s trying to keep cater from Leona not only bc Leona Sucks but also bc he likes cater lol 🤫 
Not related to caterella at all really but too bad close enough it goes in the doc. 
Based off the Japanese version (🥲 eng twst whyyy lol) of that one story between cater and vil where cater says he thought about dating him / vil says dating him would be Expensive lol, au where caters like ok fine challenge accepted, cay cay finds a JOB and ends up… resorting to…. Getting a job at mostro lounge 🤧 to fund his date with vil one day lol. He probs bickers with the fish but also is maybe decent at it bc he’s a chatty boy so he’s like , a fun cute waiter people like having lol, and he’s used to having to work with riddle and the crazy queen rules so like, yeah I don’t think he’d LIKE the job but I think he’d survive, while also complaining to trey and riddle about it who are like “you willingly chose to do this” lol. Anyway plot twist vil was another red herring bc this was secretly a cater/Jade story all along WAHAHA. Idk just I think it’d be cute if they bonded over time working together lol. Coworker enemies to friends to lovers or whatever. Bonus points if Jade liked cater from the start but was just being a weird fish about it so cater was like “ah, psychological warfare, this one is my enemy”
[DOC END]
sorry i kept dunking on leona so hard LOL i think it's funny when characters have beef with each other and i especially love the beef leona has with both malleus and vil in canon skldjfkldsjf. ok that last part with jade is just the stuff that got mentioned in the post i linked in the jade section lol. but the other bits i think were ambiguous not nrc au but i didnt really specify the worldbuilding bc i mean... i wasnt writing a fic i was just having so many ideas LOL
ok we are almost done but while i have u here im just gonna copy past another doc from later that same year KLFJDSKLFJDKSL it's shorter and not really 'caterella' but at this point i kinda call a lot of my cater ship ideas caterellas lol
context i THINK i wrote this when i was falling asleep and also i was still kicking and screaming about using leona for stuff kLJFKDLSJFDLS SORRY I WAS SUCH A HATER and now i have like. a begrudging love-hate relationship with him. hes a bitch but he is a very interesting character 😔 ok i digress that's not the point here kfljdsflks ANYWAY REALLY QUICK CONTEXT the following doc was also bc i couldnt stop fuckin thinking about that flying class leona line where he goes "i caught a bird." bc like wtf. why. cat behavior. put it back u bitch. and then i also would think about how cater and leona both stand on their broom and are regarded as really good fliers. ok ok ok ok let's go
[DOC START]
UGH lol
Leona and the bird right. It’s joint flight class, Leona and cater are standing all cool on their brooms and caters trying to get a selfie, Leona’s like 😒 
Then Leona catches a bird for no reason, as he does, like a cat, and caters like omg ur reflexes are so cool LEMME TAKE A PIC PLZZZZ PLZ PLZ PLZZZZZ and Leona’s like fine whatever do what you want 
Cut to Kalim on the ground like omg I didn’t know cater and Leona were friends!! The second years are sitting in the grass doing stretches for some reason I guess lol. riddles like they’re not friends, wtf is he doing up there 😒 
Kalim checks his phone and sees the pic cater posted , and looks back up where caters still hovering around Leona and smiling, and he’s like OMG do u guys think they’re dating!!!! Did Leona ask cater out with this bird??????
Jamil’s like 😒 wtf why would he do that
And kalims like idk what else would he catch a bird for cater for!!!!!
By the end of the day the rumor shot through the school
Ruggie tells Leona but Leona doesn’t care , rumors are rumors
Then the tabloids are like “second prince Leona might’ve finally found his life companion?!” And Leona still doesn’t care bc tabloids are dumb and they’ll move on eventually when they realize it’s not true
But then Leona’s brother calls and is like “Leona! You didn’t tell me you’d found someone special?? I had to find out through cheka showing me an article online!!! When are you gonna bring this cater boy to meet the family??” And Leona’s like wtf 😠 so he goes to heartslabyul like “hey 😤 wtf is this rumor” caters like I didn’t do it 😒 you literally watched me post the bird pic and that was it, I said NOTHING of romance 😤 
Meanwhile lilia: oh my, you’d best find a bigger bird with shinier feathers before it’s too late
Malleus: [brooding sounds]
Azul: ……what kind of bird do you think Jamil likes….
Floyd: I know! But I’m not telling :)
Birds flock to silver like the Disney prince he is, people probably think he’s got a secret fiancé lol
NO I don’t know where this is going but I thought it was funny 
[DOC END]
fjsdlkfjdlks ok sorry this one actually needs some explaining probably bc like most of these docs theres a lot of inside jokeys/references to many convos we'd have on the characters lol
one point is that we used to joke about like, sitcom style rumors growing out of hand and SO fast. especially with the first years + kalim and silver, but i guess in this case it was the second years, with still kalim LOL jsdklfjds.
second i have many ships. i like bringing them up when theyre not relevant. i like lilia being an embarrassing dad and wingman for malleus. i guess malleus has a crush on cater in this scenario bc i have always LOVED cater/malleus lol.
of course i found a way to mention jamil/azul sjklfjdsljfdlsj i think my friend and i would also joke a lot about azul having a crush on jamil and being kinda jelly that floyd gets to hang w/him at basketball practice/floyd being a little bitch about that for fun KJFDSKLFJKDSLJF
bird proposals. it's absurd but i think these goofyass kids would believe anything if you said it convincingly enough. remember how for like 10 seconds ruggie and the other banana boys thought leona had literally turned into a tsumtsum. anything is possible.
ok dear god my hands are going to cramp ive been typing for like 2 hours. if anyone read this entire thing im very impressed but i highly doubt many people did LOL but that is ok 😌 just looking at the pictures or skimming is so understandable. so is scrolling away bc this was so long LOL OOPSIEEEEEE anyway. i finally got over myself. i have so may thoughts in my head at all times and im literally always bursting at the seams to talk about them. hi. hello.
ok bye KLFDJSLFJDSKL
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elismor · 1 year
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Guys.
I just went to pick up my new glasses at Lens Crafters and the tech went to put them on my face to measure and was like
Wait. Are your eyes really THAT blue?
And, yes, they are. So I said as much. And he looks into my eyes for a really long time and goes
Your eyes are Mary Sue blue
At which point I was just like...I, uh, absolutely cannot have this conversation with you Man I Just Met in the Lens Crafters.
This is not how we fen do things. Have some decorum. Ask me about my shoelaces or something first.
This is the weirdest fucking day of my life.
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nuvamata · 24 days
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every time i like a song with latin verses: ok. i will learn the words in english. but i’m not gonna try and memorize the latin shit.
later, inevitably, every time: EX PROFUNDITATE ANTIQUAE DOCTRINAE. AD CAELOS SUPRA SEMPERRRRR.
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rose-from-ashes · 10 months
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Emet is like me ooc in that he pretty much never screams. When he's scared, he clams up hard, and once in that state it's not like there's a scream waiting in there to be released, generally the most you'll get is a sort of tensed up, sharp inhale, or a whimper. The closest you can get is a startled shout if he's relaxed and then you very literally pull the rug out from under him, the sudden falling gets him, or a squeak if you catch him off guard with something. It's not about his dignity, he just doesn't have a brain geared for screaming I guess.
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flowerflamestars · 1 year
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Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: The English (UK TV 2022) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Cornelia Locke/Eli Whipp Characters: Cornelia Locke, Eli Whipp, White Moon (The English), Original Characters Additional Tags: Fix-It, Magical Realism, Cornelia isn't sick, California Gold Rush, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, letter writing, Mutual Pining, absolute devotion no matter the distance Summary:
Cornelia Locke went west as far as America could take her, and found, after all, she had some magic left.
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jlf23tumble · 1 year
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Emily is not even getting hate only from fandom per se but it is making everyone question Harry's ability to dance and kiss with one of the hottest models out there. I was on reddit and twitter and it is like 70% of GP who talks about celeb gossip are LAUGHING at Harry kissing abilities and calling her the female Pete. So yeah it is not only larries or het fans being gross because she has been the gossip shark bait for a while so people hate on her each time she speaks or has a new fling. She has had to defend herself a lot before Harry and sadly it is going to get worse now. Her and Lori Harvet get the same treatment from the press and it is annoying.
Yeah, it's pretty shitty, not gonna lie, the whole rat thing ALONE. And I don't know jack shit about her, but I bet I'm gonna find out! The weirdest part is all this hand-wringing about how bad this is making Harry look, as if it's her fucking fault, lmao
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el-im · 2 years
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There’s a video that keeps getting recommended called “age gaps in shoujo and why we need to talk about it” or something along those lines
and I lose my mind every single time I see, and can only think about one thing: No we don’t, shut up
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stuckstucktrolls · 2 years
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OH! I got the magic anon for Teags I’m just going to save it cuz I’m doing some things with him rn
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liquidstar · 22 days
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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kochei0 · 1 month
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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elismor · 10 months
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One of my favorite people died today. We met in 1996 at a convention in Baltimore and bonded over a mutual hate of jazz while sitting on the floor in a hotel ballroom where Jim Byrnes was playing.
Arithmetic tells me I have known her for more years than I had been on the planet when we first crossed paths. She came out to me on a beach in Florida. We saw the re-release of A New Hope together. I am heartbroken.
Cherish your fellow fans. Let those friendships thrive. Raise a glass to those who knew you when.
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chikinan · 1 year
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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
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bookwyrminspiration · 2 months
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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flowerflamestars · 1 year
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Robin fic snippet
She’d stolen gloves too. Leather soft and and so very sleek, climbing past her elbows to cover all that long boxy shape of the coat didn’t bother with. Jason felt that silk slide- body warm already, Elle- like a sexual punch, unsteadying. Unmooring.   It had been a long time since Jason let a hit land without good reason. To more forward, sure. To get the damn fight started.   Jason couldn’t let this start, but he could look.   A good three inches taller and still rock solid, Elle’s tiny body dwarfed in tweed and leather. She looked like a dream to unwrap- she looked steady in goth nightmare boots, comfortable, tilting back her head to meet his gaze when Jason finally, finally took in her face. The hour didn’t matter- that she’d been in pajama’s didn’t matter- Elle’s mouth still set shining, black cherry color Jason was just near enough to smell had a taste.   He flipped her hand, thumb lingering on Elle’s pulse, just a little too fast, and dropped the keys into her palm.   “Take it,” Jason said, swallowing. Moving away- rolling with the punches. “Don’t have to get in a car with me.”   For a second- heart thudding in his chest, a thrill that Jason could not fucking deny- he thought she was going to take a swing at him. Witches didn’t fight with their hands, but Elle was no normal witch. A baseball bat or brass knuckles- Jason knew perfectly well either would feel much the same, as tugging free each delicate finger of her furious hands with his teeth.   “What the fuck are you talking about,” Elle exhaled, all at once. “That’s not- Jason.”   Jason shrugged. “You should go home, Elle.”   “I was home,” Elle hissed, keys clinking together as she threw up her hands, “And the City threw me here. Now, I follow the magic. That is what I do. Why would- why would I not want to get in a car with my soulmate?”  Time had not, in the slightest, lessened the weight of the word.   The wildly, defiantly, possessive way she said it, just kept saying it, heated enough to light up the entire bond.   “Jason,” she again, softer but no lower, loud in her feeling as she was in the whole gesticulated, enormously conveyed disbelief. “I don’t have a problem with you.”   Lie. Verbena in the sun. A fucking lie- Jason had made sure of it.
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