#and annoy the hell out of my brother

[gifti3]

Thinking about og obey me and how asmo would say something that would have me quickly filing him in the 'avoid' category

#my fuckboy alarms would be going off like crazy #we would only become friends cause he wouldnt leave me alone after the helene situation #honestly...a lot of the brothers would annoy the hell out of me in the beginning #yes even beel #mostly cause he keeps eating mcs snacks #i want everyone to be honest with themselves on how they would interact with the characters in the beginning #...my guard would be up so high #i have no clue who i would allow myself to be vulnerable with first.... #ik mammon is baby girl of the fandom BUT #lets pretend i dont know these characters beforehand #mammon is not the type of person id go to to have any type of heart to heart im sorry #honestly im just sitting here with no answers #any vulnerable moments would be on accident and hopefully that accident is with someone who is good with that type of stuff lol #tell me you wouldnt get overwhelmed being in the devildom in the og game?? cause i wouldnt believe you #im def crying at multiple points #hopefully not in front of anyone #obey me

[demons-i-get]

WAIT BIG BRAINED THOUGHT:

Sam does smth stupid hoping Dean won't find out.

Someone rats Sam out to Dean.

Sam gets in trouble and a lecture from Dean (bc Dean is a parent and he is Sam's parent I will not accept criticism on this matter).

Later, Sam makes a group chat consisting of everyone who could have told on him to Dean and just sends this video:

#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #sam winchester #dean winchester is sam winchester's parent #and i will be accepting NO criticism on this matter!!!! #dean raised sam and in my heart i just know that its smth they dont really talk abt but they both 100% know and acknowledge it #and sam (the annoying little brother/kid) that he is to dean definitely calls dean 'mom' sometimes especially when hes being a little shit #but sam also loves his big brother and appreciates everything deans done and given up for him #so every year dean gets a pie and a little homemade card on mother's day and father's day from sam #when they were younger sam would give dean the card and actually say 'happy mother's/father's day dean' but once theyre older sam starts #sneaking the pie and card into dean's room or leaving them somewhere he knows dean will find them and neither of them say anything but dean #always gives sam a soft smile and usually a hug too before they continue w/ their day like its any other #the year dean spends w/ lisa and ben while sam's in hell/running around soulless ben makes dean a father's day card and dean gets all teary #and thanks him but then later when hes alone he just breaks down sobbing bc it just remimds him that sammy is gone #even when sam was at stanford and not really talking to dean he still sent dean a short message (text email voicemail whatever) on mother's #and father's day but now hes gone and dean wont even get that #btw dean def saves all of the cards sam's made him over the years and once theyre in the bunker he keeps them all in a special box that he #hides under his bed and he'll pull it out and look through them when hes having a bad day alongside the box of pictures <3 #i did not mean to go insane in the tags here but oh well #enjoy my silly post and unhinged rambling ig

[kigiom]

it's been. it sure has been a just-over-twelve-closer-to-sixteen hours.

#in order. flatmate we don't interact with much gets so sick we have to call 999 #this entire ordeal starts at about half midnight and ends at half four in the morning #i am up at eight to catch a train at ten #on the train my mother -- meant to pick me up at two from the station -- calls me to tell me she's in a car crash #her phone dies soon after she tells me where she is and i relay it to my brother so we figure out where she is on gmaps #and he has to take an hour and a half long bus to get her #meanwhile i have to take two extra trains to get to the city closest to home #i am still on that train #i have had maybe three hours of sleep and am running on pure adrenaline #fucking hell. i have essays due. #thomas.text #to clarify the flatmate drunk 10 shots on an empty stomach and we were all so fucking. annoyed with her. and trying to babysit her because #she was so sick #but i think she. definitely got the lesson learned. so i can't even hold it against her

[tillbonesshow]

Hey everyone back on another episode of why the fuck is my mother like this?

#ok rant time #i was thinking about enjoying a movie since i haven't in a long time and she was sleeping #i turned off the lights and sat down to watch it but she woke up and got into the room asking why I'm in the dark multiple times in an- #-aggressive way and turned on the lights #she then started asking 'what are you hiding from me you would only be in the dark if you're hiding something' #she ruined the whole mood and my night and then fucked off to sleep again #i can't enjoy a movie or really anything anymore cause she's glued to my fucking hip #if i smile at my phone she asks what I'm doing if I'm texting with my phone she asks who I'm talking to if I'm laughing she asks what I'm- #-laughing about if I'm watching something she asks what I'm watching if i woke before here she asks what i did and what i ate before she- #-woke up #stop just fucking stop i don't want to see your stupid fucking face anymore shut up get away from me I'm a fucking adult leave me alone #I'd be happy with her being annoying if she wasn't a terrible fucking human but she is i fucking hate this so much just shut up shut up #i fucking hate this house so much i want to burn it down with me in it #why the hell do i have to live with her constantly annoying me venting to me taking out her anger on me but my siblings can have their own- #-lives outside of this #this isn't fucking fair i never fucking asked for this any of this why why the hell is it always me that has to suffer #why the fuck is it me that got bullied and hit by my eldest brother for years but then i got threatened to be kicked out of the house by my- #-mother i was a fucking child why the fuck do she always side with anyone else that isn't me then has the fucking nerve to demand i treat- #-her like a friend she will fucking never be my friend i won't forget what she did and what she does she will never be my fucking friend

[belle-of-a-time]

Today is my brothers birthday! I shall pass all boops unto him in honor of his special day!!

#tumblr boops #april fools boops #it is genuinely my little brothers birthday #and as a good sister it is my sworn duty to annoy the hell out of him today #aid me in my quest #it’s one about the brother #this is the same brother who once handed me a bag of meats and told me to hold it for him

[hauntingblue]

YAMATO NEW NAKAMA PLEASE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️LUFFY PLEASE!!!!

#do kaido and big mom end up in the same hole??? lmaoo yamato get luffy!!! hell yes!!! #now a military trial for all the beast pirates come on!!! everyone to udon jail #APOO IS STILL ALIVE???. FUCK OFF!!!!!!! #i understand law is not on a state to be a medic but marco.... pick up some slack.... #toko :((( no fucking way they are coming out of the hole..... they aren't.... the better not.... #HIYORI!!!! no reunion??? :(( #tama first girl to adopt a mother... also why do they have the same eyes... also is nami not enough for you.... or luffy.... your uncle... #hiyori girl dont kneel.... thats your 8 year old brother.... tama backstory omg.... tama dont cry omg.... she's gonna make me cry too... #izo is dead for real.... he was shown on the dead people highlight reel.... omg.... kinemon looking like a proud dad... #that hiyori and momo reunion.... i need more... what was that.... #episode 1078 #talking tag #watching one piece #who tf is that talking to the cp0... #hawkins is alive.... oh now he regrets it.... now he is dead... well..... #can't believe izo is dead... marco saying he cant believe he is alive... WELL YOU FOUGHT TWO TIMES AND THEM DID FUCK ALL WHILE IZO DIED???? #i am so mad at this man you dont understand. HIYORI DROPKICKED MOMO AJSHAJA YEAHHH!!! #luffy and zoro waking up at the same time... it started with them too... oof #in my bliss of luffy winning and gear 5 and all i hadn't realised my pink haired samurai hasn't appeared in a while... i fear the worst.... #i love how luffy having a meal is animated like a fight... omg zoro too... using his three head technique... #nami being the first to hit momo akdjaks. well deserved also #yamato not bathing or eating for zoro and luffy and hiyori bathing zoro ajdhskjs. omg this looks like sanji is jealous FA- #nami having to think hard about who bathes where lmao sanji and brook need an execution #OTAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING AJDHSJSHSJ ME ASF ALSO SORRY. also where tf is robin. DID THEY TAKE HER??? oh nvm there is another group... #kid you are so right he is annoying. kill him. come on!!! SAKAZUKI DIE!!!! they just wanna make me mad atp... ALSO WHERE IS ROBIN?? #episode 1079 #why is there a country with a giant picture of sabo in their clock tower lmaoo #luffy looks so little beside yamato omg.... omg soul king brook ft kozuki hiyori rock version.... AND I DONT GET TO HEAR IT???? #robin with her poneglyphs of course.... AND BROOK OWES HER TWO MORE!!!! #MOMOS GRANDFATHER???? AND HE TOOK CARE OF TAMA WHO HAS ORICHIS LAST NAME!!!

[wibble-wobbegong]

my hottest take is that I literally Do Not care how disconnected the wheeler family is, there’s no reason for nancy to literally see mike in danger in her vision and not only not tell him but not even have a proper reunion with him. literally didn’t even speak to him. mike, who is almost always closest to the center of the danger. the one who’s most likely to actually fall into the danger nancy saw. absolutely zero reason to be that emotionally detached to the point where your brother goes missing for a week and the most horrifying man on the planet shows you a vision that starts coming true and you watch him be put in danger and then just. Don’t even acknowledge him. in fact the only comment you have towards him is about how messy his room is. Girl what is wrong with you

#maybe it’s the older brother in me but genuinely how the fuck are you that disconnected #it’s not even like mike’s done bad things to her???? he’s been annoying sure but he’s also looked out for her #i’d get it if mike actively treated her badly but he literally doesn’t #if you think that’s normal behavior for siblings it isn’t #yes it’s been normalized to be distant but she literally was shown a prophecy of mike’s harm and then wasn’t even relieved to see him. didnt #even cross her mind #maybe im being a little bit of a hater but it’s so #i think nancy needs some sense knocked into her when it comes to mike #girl needs one hell of a wake up call #if mike going missing for years doesn’t do that then im gonna become nancy’s biggest hater. sorry #this one is for the boys only because i know someone is gonna twist my words on this and i don’t wanna deal with it #only people who actually want to make a solid argument are allowed here. aka the boys

[localvoidcat]

still think it's funny that after about a year or so of stressing over labels and asking people for their opinions and trying to decide what percentages applied to me and all that, i got the most relief out of saying "well, fuck if i know, man"

#genuinely mean it btw. i had so much anxiety over things #at first it was over my bisexuality and then over my gender #i think realizing that boxes don't really fit me has been very helpful tbh. brother i can't figure out myself you want me to figure out #my attraction? what intricately designed spectrum of presentation and terminology i fall into? hell no #i've got bigger problems than that . mainly problems caused by that but still #am i sure there's labels out there that perfectly fit me? yeah but i can't bring myself to care about them #and in turn it's annoying to be forced into those to seem more acceptable to other people #my stuff's between me and god and that guy doesn't like me all too much

[sab-teraa]

[ignore]

#tye talks #my parents are genuinely just so fucking frustrating #they really don’t know me a single bit #after all this … they think I’m upset about money? #firstly I make my own money #second I’m sick of my mother trying to isolate us from everyone #that’s where my issue lies #and refuses to let us interact with any of our family members … both sides #and goes onto lie to them that we have no interest in associated with them etc. #my brother and I literally have no family other than each other … bc my mother makes our lives hell if we do so #and what makes it extra annoying is not that she’s tryna protect us or whatever #it’s the fact that she interacts with them perfectly fine and goes to all events etc. while lying to them that my brother and I are too #friend orientated too care about family #the worst one ever was when she lied that I’m too sick to go to my grans party and my dad left without me … my gran died a few weeks later #I’ll never forgive for that #and she causes drama if we date too #it clearly stems from the fact that both my brother and I are older and don’t need her as much #and she resents the fact that she sacrificed her career etc to be a stay at home parent #so now she wants us to have no relations with anyone other than her #I moved out forever ago and she tries to control everything #from what I wear to what I eat to what time I come home #and the most frustrating part is her going on on about how I should have become a lawyer etc. #stop trying to live your dreams through me !!!! #anyway im over it #I’ve offically decided to distance myself from everyone bc that’s what they wanted #so I will interact with absolutely no one #including my brother #like? I live ten hours away from them and still refuse to let me breathe

[bunnyb34r]

Well glad to know I'm not the only one not feeling the Christmas season this year. Mom isnt either

Now we dont know why, but here are my guesses. Feel free to place your bets.

Is it:

Bc our aunt/great-aunt died and essentially dissolved the family

|_> Bc of this we've faced so much bullshit from the surviving family we have left.

Bc the only remaining family we have are major assholes aside from like 4 people.

Long covid?

Work stress/ working under a tyrant piece of shit.

Bc I'm an adult now so the *magic* is gone?

All of the above??

#marquilla #we still havent made cookies and are like i want the cookies but i dont want to make the cookies... #so we agreed we can do it after christmas if need be #i really think it's all of that combined. like my g-aunt dying really tore this family apart. we weren't like close close before but i mean #everyone started taking sides (the executors (my mom) vs my cousins. like listen you motherfuckers she left you [insert number bc i also #got this amount and am not disclosing]. you little freaks need to get over the fact that she loved me as much as if not more than you. #maybe bc i wasn't a fucking entitled brat and was always a polite well behaved child (for her) and didnt take my mommy/daddy issues out on #her. you already got: 2 free cars. 3 fully paid for weddings. 4 college degrees (one that you're not even using bc you havent worked since #college bc you became a tradwife. (not dissing stay at home moms im dissing her making college a BIG DEAL for her and then just #essentially saying haha thanks for the 100k in tuition but no ❤). COUNTLESS hours and money poured #into your lives from her and our g-uncle. amongst the 4 of you. (only 1 is not a brat but thats bc they pretend she doesnt exist bc shes #annoying and autistic so a drain on them they were ever so happy to dump on their dad) #you aren't entitled to any of that. that was a GIFT. your inheritance was well thought out. it is an insult for you to suggest otherwise #anyway so theyre being whiny brats and oh boo hoo you exects are SO MEAN to poor Ally who didnt sign the fucking will and thus held up #$50k FROM A CHURCH. and my uncle (not their dad. their moms brother) is taking their side. his wife is a massive piece of shit ab it too. #dont know whose side dog cousin is on bc shes close to my mom but very close to them. and i know lesbian cousin is on moms side to some #degree. and idgaf what Murderer cousin thinks bc that bitch can and will rot in hell. #so anyway any one we could possibly spend time with this season is either dead or hates us. or lives states away and won't be in til after #and only for a day anyway. and we just dont have the fucking energy to deal with anything

[nautasolis]

#poetry #id in alt #i wrote this one last night after hallucinating my brother's voice playing video games on the computer with his friends late into the night #the way he did in my like freshman year? it used to annoy the hell out of me cause i couldn't ever fall asleep #but now i think my brain is filling it in for me cause it's not there anymore

[delizbin]

Just imagine Agustín's sisters through when they learn the rumor about how hot their brother was and their through when he bought THE julieta madrigal home

They must have gone nuts like “that Agustín?! Our little brother Agustín?! The accident prone mess magnet of bees that can’t even grow a proper beard THAT Agustín?! Are you sure?”

#i love to think that he also have siblings #I won’t accept the fact that he’s a lonely child #i want to meet his family #his dad must be so cool #like one of those fashionable man with a monocle #in my head he has an older brother and an older sister that annoy the hell out of him

[the-busy-ghost]

What an awful curse to be a person who theoretically loves maximalism but hates seeing stuff that has been stored outside cupboards, hates dusting, is terrified of somehow decorating The Wrong Way and being laughed at, is extremely clumsy, and has no real motivation to purchase nicknacks

#I know we often talk about the opposite problem (chaotic maximalists) but I'd say with the exception of books I'm a reluctant minimalist #Oh the life I could have if I weren't an absolute mess and therefore react badly to having more than four objects in a room to take care of #I just look at other people's pictures of cluttered cosy rooms and sigh #I love it in other people's homes and spaces but the minute I try to be decorative in my own I shrink back like a snail #I will sit comfortably in my very boring white empty walls and perish for lack of imagination and colour #But it's stressful if there are small things to get broken or need dusted all the time #And I like clear spaces #My brother keeps coming in like 'Oh your house isn't so bad you could just decorate a bit more' #I want to #But I also believe that will spell disaster and possibly some stubbed toes #I see cool little ornaments and pictures and stuff and think 'Oh yeah maybe some other time though' #And end up living in what I would in any other case describe as bland white wall grey carpet hell #I have become the Man #I feel so horrid and vanilla and BORING #What is the POINT of being an annoying opinionated aggressively passionate about niche things little horror #If that doesn't at least translate einto some interesting decor #Turns out I'm a big old suburban coward #It's so sterile in here #Earth & Stone

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

we HAVE to see crowley and aziraphales joint miracle power shatter everything and everyone. I HAVE TO SEE IT. THE POWER OF LOVE ETC. GOD.

#i think i love crowley now #like i didnt fully understand their relationship in season 1 but i do now. and i kinda think im a crowley person #shes so gender #god i loved that kiss it's such a display of emotion #i dunno how theyre gonna play out the feelings in the next season. it probably wont be another kiss. maybe theyll hold hands real hard #but. i really wanna see emotional displays in angels and demons and THEM #i wanna see feelings in their EYES. like we did in the last episode. i want it to leave me speechless #crowley was so vulnerable and aziraphale there and i was kinda uncomfortable watching such an intimate scene #but i couldn't tear my eyes away if i tried #i saw it with my homophobic brother so that took some of my attention from it so i need to watch it alone again #i want to see them love each other so deeply #and so cosmically #i want their love to make the idiots from heaven and hell realise how pointless and insignificant their pettiness is #because it kinda annoyed me in season 2 #no one wants to hear about your arresting of an archangel theres important things going on here #like maggie and nina and crowley and aziraphale #hhhhhh they're making me lose my fucking mind #speaking of which i wanna see crowley lose his fucking mind #i hope he doesnt completely abandon the bookshop. it could be symbolic. #the bookshop was something they created. its a pretty recurring symbol #mannnnn. #what would it be like for aziraphale to see crowley still looking after the bookshop. tending to their love like a houseplant. #god crowley. #the scene makes me wanna throw up. #the way he looks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i cant express it through the screen but there is anguish and disbelief and desperation and protest in my voice!!!!! #them!!!!!! #and her!!!!!!!!! literally look at crowley. #they're experiencing shrimp emotions #good omens

[paranoidblankets]

So bored

Wish I could go out and run in the forest

But I have to babysit rn

#i really dont like my baby brother #like #hes spoiled to all hell #its annoying #i literaly cant do shit with him around #he gets to do whatever he wants but according to my mom hes not #i just want to leave rn and go running around in the forest out back #cryptid #cryptidcore #goblincore #crowcore #feralcore #i am feral

[milo-is-rambling]

If my dog barks one more time I am going to fight him

#my brother apparently didn’t let him out and didn’t let him go into his room so he was just running between me and my brothers rooms barking #for who knows how long before he fucking woke me up (pissed off bc it takes me fucking forever to fall asleep and even longer to fall back #asleep after I’ve been woken up) but I went out and took care of the dog shit all over the living room and I moved all the shit off the top #of the dog crate and put him in there and now finally after a half an hour of fucking wrestling this dog into his cage I can now sit on bed #and struggle to fall asleep again for an hour. I am so mad at my brother and I know it’s just bc I’m pmsing (still. not. bleeding. I want to #gut myself it would feel better than just fucking waiting for hell week to start) anyways. probably just pmsing and pissy at my brother but #also what the fuck is wrong with you I’ve been in my bed for hours there’s no fucking reason why I should be woken up because you didn’t #take care of the dog when you went to bed like oh my god !!! if you are the last person awake and you aren’t taking him he goes into his #crate so he doesn’t shit all over the floor and bark and tippy tippy tap his fucking nails all through the house the entire night #but no my brother decides to go to bed and just let him fucking cry it out in the hallway and wake me up when I barely slept yesterday #ughhhhhhhh #I am very annoyed. but in the process of typing this I haven’t heard a single bark so I think at least I got the dog to shut up