#and any jeremeood insp playlist i make is gonna include this now

[writerofshit]

Jeremy loves to say that he and Ryan's song is what makes you beautiful by one direction, he'll also start singing snippets of it when they're doing something to annoy Ryan, who *insists* it is not their song. One day on a grocery run for the crew, Ryan hears it playing in the store and immediately smiles thinking of some dumb thing Jeremy did earlier and when he realises what just happened he's unspeakably upset and almost drops the food getting out his phone to yell at Jeremy (lovingly ofc)

This is so fucking funny to me??

I like to think that Jeremy will sing it at to him whenever Ryan gets lost in thought, staring off into nothingness. Just popping up from behind him 🎶but when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell-🎶

Which immediately snaps Ryan out of whatever daydream he was in "If you say one more fucking word im leaving and never coming back."

The terrible thing is he catches himself humming it far more than he'd ever admit?? Sharpening knives or cleaning guns or whatever, and he finds himself bopping along to this godforsaken song. It's been stuck in his head for as long as hes been dating Jeremy, maybe a month or so off.

One day yeah, he's in the grocery store shopping for Healthy Fruits and Veggies, definitely not snack cakes and frozen pizza, when it happens to come on the radio. It doesn't even register at first, he's just mumbling along to it while he inspects Little Debbie products. He catches someone looking at him strangely, and that's when he realizes.

He shoves everything onto an empty shelf in order to take out his phone. He doesn't call Jeremy, just films a slow zoom up to the speaker and sends it to him over Snapchat. The caption reads ""FUCK YOU, I was in the second verse before I realized. THIS IS ME BREAKING UP WITH YOU!!"

Jeremy sends back a picture of himself grinning in response.

#this is genuinely hilarious #and any jeremeood insp playlist i make is gonna include this now #ks talks #anon #jeremwood