#and before you say anything

[star2stop]

and watch the chook bat his third strike!

(no writing under the cut hehe)

#IM DONE COOKING!!! #if you ask me mind looks particularly silly in this one- #and before you say anything #YES I PUT SOUL IN A DRESS- #i just felt like it... #lemme play dress up with them ok... #im just trynna have a lil fun here #god they r so silly i love them big love big love for them #starsfanarts #starsfanarts: chonny jash #eyestrain #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cccc #cccc heart #cj heart #cccc mind #cj mind #cccc soul #cj soul

[masteroffakesmiles]

I like that the reboot made him be an angy boi sometimes. The calmest ones can snap the hardest.

#animaniacs #my art #yakko warner #fanart #animaniacs 2020 #TMNT 2012 #and before you say anything #Yes I know that TMNT 2012 Donnie and Yakko share the same va #And Raphael too in the 80s show

[happyabsence]

I put this on Twitter, but I’m going to complain here too.

It frustrates me to no end how badly all the lowbloods (olive and down) got shafted in Hiveswap- especially in Act 2.

To say that a permeating theme of both Friendsim and Act 2 is the idea of rebellion and questioning the caste system, we sure are forced to spend a lot of time with the middle/upper classes. The fandom loves to fawn over Tyzias and Mallek for being ‘revolutionaries’, but almost completely ignores characters like Chixie and Xefros, who are actively involved in rebellion AND are part of the oppressed classes. Polypa and Diemen- Polypa especially- both have some of the most unnecessarily bleak backstories in the game, but I see little to no fanworks or in-canon acknowledgment.

I don’t know, I’m probably majorly biased, but like… surely the point of a revolution/rebellion storyline is to focus on the people being oppressed and calling for rebellion in the first place? I understand that a big detail touched upon in Friendsim was that the caste system effects EVERYONE badly, but like… come on. You cant tell me that Mallek has a more enlightened opinion on the true effects of the caste system than a lowblood.

I get that you have your blorbos, but like… don’t make your HS rebellion stories all about the ‘struggles’ of the upper classes. I feel like that goes without saying- or at the very least, acknowledgethe fact that your highblood faves ultimately have privilege when they put themselves in those situations.

#pit park posts #oh boy I’m ranting #hiveswap #hiveswap friendsim #hiveswap act 2 #and before you say anything #the whole ‘highbloods have to do it because lowbloods can’t’ thing is part of the problem #midblood and highblood trolls would have no incentive to fight for lowbloods

[killerandhealerqueen]

So uh...today just went from “good” to bad because while I was driving to the mall, I accidentally hit some debris that was on the road and cracked my front fender (thankfully it’s still attached and didn’t come off or that would be REALLY BAD).  Thankfully I’m not hurt and it didn’t crack my pan, but still...this is like my first “accident” and I am feeling terrible.  So if you could send me good vibes or encouragement or anything, I would appreciate it...because now my nerves are shot and I know my anxiety is gonna be through the fucking roof

#sass talks #i'm especially upset because i've been SO GOOD about taking care of my car and nNOT getting into accidents but then this happened #thankfully i have insurance but i have no idea how expensive it's going to be until next week when i take my car to get looked at #and before you say anything #trust me if i could have moved #i would have #but it was too late #and i had cars on either side of me #so it was either #hit them #or just take the hit myself #so i took the hit #i am not happy

[feral-ass-raccoon]

OH FUCK OK. SO JUST IN CASE I FALL ASLEEP BEFORE, 5AM?? HUG??

UH this is just payback

@irl-morros-account

HEY NO

THATS MY JOB. GO TO SLEEP WHY ARE YOU UP

#morro. sleep. #and before you say anything #i'm on a good sleep schedule and have been getting a full night of rest recently #ask raccoon #morro bothers raccoon #TM #thats your tag now. reserved specifically for you

[twopercentboy]

Could it POSSIBLY be the ONLY person liking EVERY p.a. post? A thought...

No that's my bestie who only started liking them after I was talking their ear off about my theories 🥰

#and before you say anything #they're definitely not interested in me like that #and even if they were we met up in person right after (ish) poet anon started so they had plenty of in person opportunities #(tho again definitely not interested in me like that 🫶 so dw about them 🥰) #poet anon #<- related #anon asks

[sp00ky-scary]

sure I have every single fall out boy album in my spotify playlist however that playlist also has 900+ songs so really I dont think its unreasonable to want spotify to not play 5 fall out boy songs in a row

#and before you say anything #yes shuffle is on #thats what makes it annoying #i think the last hour has been like 80% fall out boy for some reason #and look they're my favourite band but please spotify learn how to shuffle better

[treeshroudrelic]

Thinking about that tweet that everyone agrees that they hate the Abyssos savage tier but everyone has completely different reasons as to why, which sums up the current tier so well.

#this tier is simultaneously too punishing and too boring #p7s is a blight on humanity with how boring almost all of it is until the harvest mechs #p6s just bleeds together into a dull struggle #p5s is okay but i don't like it's color scheme and when it goes wrong it goes wrong #p8s is it's own essay #ffxiv #endwalker #endwalker spoilers #abyssos #and before you say anything #i've already cleared and recleared the tier to get BIS #i know what i'm talking about

[musicismylife120191]

My free 6 months of Apple Music ended and these motherfuckers literally took shit off my phone that was on there BEFORE that trial ie. stuff I put on manually through my laptop.

I miss my iPod like so so much.

#and before you say anything #adding all my music to my phone is NOT an option #if I did my phone would basically be a big iPod #Chandra’s personal stuff

[jbarneswilson]

you ever just wanna open the top of your skull, pull your silly little brain out, look it right in the eyes and say “what is the matter with you? we were having such a nice time and you went and ruined it” or are you normal

#and before you say anything #like #amanda brains don’t have eyes #i do not care

[separatist-apologist]

In a How to Lose a Guy AU, I ADORE the idea of Elain thinking "he wants to know me? Fine", and then being her absolutely weirdest, eeriest plant-obsessed, future-seeing self to prove to Lucien he doesn't really want her and it's just the bond. And Lucien just like "that's the personality she was hiding? Ngl it's hot". (not asking you to write, just thinking out loud)

I'm writing a modern AU so there's no bond and there is 100% their dueling bets

#i also will never write a fic in which elain intentionally tries to get lucien to break the bond by being offputting #and before you say anything #that was not the plot of dismantle repair #she was upfront about what she wanted

[joshsindigostreak]

Gambled on the size of these jeans but they worked out perfectly and are so stretchy!! Plus the front pockets are legit deep! They show off my octopus tattoo perfectly 🥰

#moi #they’re from hot topic if anyone’s curious #and before you say anything #yes #for free

[mocha-bunbun]

tiddies can either be easy to draw or hard to draw

#mocha rambles #and before you say anything #im tRYING TO DO ANATOMY #SO DONT BONK ME

[secondbeatsongs]

source

#titan #titan submersible #oceangate #titanic #the titanic #''catastrophic implosion'' is how they're describing it #they have no idea if they can recover anything because of how deep it was #they also don't know yet when it imploded #I will say. the way they're wording this #it probably imploded before people started looking #they keep saying their listening devices would have heard an implosion #but that it did definitely implode #destiel meme #I love you meme #destiel confession meme #what is this meme actually called #I realize I have no idea

[soldrawss]

Nothing says pride like ice cream with the bestie 🍨💕🏳️‍🌈💚💛

#my art #toh #the owl house #huntlow #toh huntlow #toh hunter #willow park #toh willow #toh winter #pride month #pride #lgbt pride #before you say anything #yes i called them besties #they are in what you call #an advanced frienship 😌😏 #anyway yes hunter is repping a bunch of flags #no i dont think he is all of them #i just think he'd be really supportive with his patch work #anyway happy pride y'all #you can also get this printed on my inprint shop so take a look 👀

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “not-so-random suggestive and non-suggestive” prompts 

“How was your sleep?” “Mm.. It was good. Better.” “Better how?” “Better because you’re here.” (THE WAY I GOT SO FLUSTERED WTF)

“That’s my girl/boy,” Character B murmurs in a hushed voice, stroking their fingers through Character A’s hair while Character A rests their head on their chest, trying to catch their breath. (THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT INTERNALLY, THE AUDACITY HE AUDACITIED??? WHAT THE FUCK??? EXCUSEEEE MEEEEEE??? BTW, SIR, HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING-)

“Fuck, you turn me on so much with the noises you make,” Character B groans, thrusting their hips up into Character A’s and Character A whimpering softly at that. (Okay so I added the fuck at the start because it’s hotter this way bUTTTT WKGKSKFS PLSSSSS I JUST- OH MY GOD, I think I just realised that dialogue to me is SO IMPORTANT LMFAOOO)

“There are two hot things in this room right now: you, and the temperature.” (LET ME BREATHE, DAMNNNN) 

“Mmm, I’m gonna hog the bed so you can’t get on,” Character A murmurs, laying sprawled out on the bed. “That’s fine, I can just lay on you,” Character B says, making their way to the bed. “…Are you calling me a bed?” Character A questions as Character B gets on top of them, careful not to crush them under their weight. “Yeah, you're my bed,” Character B murmurs, snuggling close to Character A. (FUCKCKKCKXKDKKSKGKAKD HE’S JUST OUT HERE FLIRTING TO THE MAX WITH ME AND LEAVING ME SPEECHLESS TF)

“I told you my bed’s cozy,” Character B says, chuckling as they make their way over to Character A, who’s snuggled up under the covers. They pull the cover back and climb into the bed next to Character A, wrapping their arms around them. “And now it’s even cozier,” Character B murmurs into Character A’s neck. “Because you’re here?” Character A questions playfully. “Yeah,” Character B answers.

A laughter filled tickling play fight session somehow turning into them making out, turning into Character A straddling Character B, head thrown back in pleasure as they grind their hips against Character B’s while Character B holds onto their hips, thrusts matching the momentum of Character A’s movements.  

Spending way too much time tickling each other, peals of laughter coming from them both as they both try to attack each other’s sensitive spots. (His laughter is so cute AND I REALLY MISS HIM PLS WJDSK)

Morning cuddles and kisses as sunlight spills into the room.

“I’m gonna fuck you so good once we get there, yeah?” (MY HONEST REACTION WAS LITERALLY “???” I JUST?? WHAT?? SINCE WHEN WAS HE- AND HIM SWEARING? HOT HOT HOT HOT WKGKAKS)

Character A taking Character B’s hand into theirs while they’re driving. “You can drive with one hand, right?” they ask with a little grin, and Character B chuckles and nods. “Of course I can.” (HIM DRIVING WITH ONE HAND IS SO HOT BYE)

Character B guiding the speed of Character A’s hips as Character A grinds against them. (can he PLEASE manhandle me-)

“Okay, I’ll let you tickle me wherever you want if you give me one kiss.” (He lied a few times AHAHA, dodged my attacks instead after I gave him his kisses bruhhh) 

Character B lending their clothes to Character A since Character A’s staying the night. (The way I smelled like him AHHHH)

The soft “yeah?” Character B would mutter in response when they’re messing around with Character A and noises would fall from Character A’s mouth, involuntarily.

Stopping their play fight every now and again to kiss each other. 

Character B flirting with Character A and Character A not knowing how to respond other than half groaning and half laughing and calling them insufferable (affectionately). (Like I said, I’m romantically constipated-) 

Character B laughing every time Character A calls them annoying and insufferable whenever they flirt with them. 

Character A leaning in to kiss Character B… And then using that opportunity to tickle them when Character B’s guards are down. 

Them just laughing with each other at the dumbest shit until they’re out of breath; finding comfort and joy in each other’s company. 

Character A teasing Character B with how ticklish they are on certain spots. 

Character B tugging at the hem of Character A’s top, wanting to take it off, but Character A shakes their head and Character B immediately respects that by backing off a bit. (I’m including this because I don’t think people understand that any signs of no means no. Some people need to take notes for real)

“So… Are you going to stay over tonight?” “…Mm, maybe next time.” “You always say next time, though.” (EWLKNFWELN He really wanted me to stay, and I clearly folded so um pwnfewklnf) 

“I’m sorry if I’m like… Slow with all of this? I’m not experienced with any of this, and I don’t know what I’m doing. And I don’t think I’m ready for… You know.” “And that’s fine. Like I said, we’ll take it slow; we’ve got all the time in the world to get comfortable with each other, hm?” (WHEN I SAY I WAS GOING WEKJFNEWJKNEWFLN WHEN HE REASSURED ME, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AHHH)

Character B climbing back into bed after taking their morning shower to get more cuddles in with Character A before they have to go to work.

“You can just change in here if you want.” (WO4HKLWFN THIS FUCKING MAN LMFAOOO, the way I didn’t listen and went to the bathroom to change because I’m still feeling too embarrassed to change in front of him even though he’s kind of seen me topless before)

Hugging each other a little tighter, and Character A mumbling, “God, I really don’t want to leave” before they part ways.

“The way you keep running around in my mind everyday… How dare you?” Character A mumbles. “Well, is there a problem with that?” Character B questions with a chuckle. (I’m bold for this one, praise me LKNEFKLNWG)

The constant check ins from Character B, to make sure Character A’s all good and well. (every prompt list has this because it’s something I’ll always fucking harp on about lmao)

Character B grasping Character A’s wrists so they’d stop attacking their ticklish spots, pulling them in for a kiss instead. (He did this SO MANY TIMES AND FAILED SO MANY TIMES AHAHA, I’m a sneaky menace) 

Character A pulling the Spiderman kiss on Character B while Character B’s lying down. (I WANNA KISS HIM MORE FUCKSLKFNES’F)

Character A waking up in Character B’s clothes and in their bed, hair all mussed up and sporting a faint mark on their neck. (I think I uh… I think I like having marks on my neck?? Made by him, specifically, IDK wpeofnew;nf)

Get home safe! Love you lots and lots, Character B texts Character A. (THE WAY I SMILED WHEN I SAW HIS TEXT WHILE HEADING TO THE STATION AHAHA, it wasn’t even ten minutes since we parted and he sent me this and I was fangirling about it to my friends AHAHA) 

“Aren’t you going to get up now? You gotta get to work,” Character A says, poking Character B’s side. “Mmm, five more minutes,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A closer to them. (HE’S SO CLINGY AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH AHDFOEKNF)

Character A realising they might actually be falling in love, slowly but surely, with Character B. (YEAH SO THIS IS A REVELATION AND A HALF AND IDK HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT) 

#long post #based on personal experience 😮‍💨 #so sorry for all of the commentary HAHAH #and yes before you say anything i’m living the fanfic life for you all LESNFNLK #cat guy chronicles #writing prompts #prompts #dialogue prompts #writing scenarios #otp prompts #suggestive prompts #smut prompts #fluff prompts #non-suggestive prompts