me in buckingham palace dancing naked to 'murder on the dance floor' after i infiltrate the royal family and pick them off one by one until i am the last one left
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She was dreadfully romantic. She read too many novels and carried her ideal world wherever she went.
- Mary Elizabeth Braddon, The Doctor’s Wife (1864)
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i was NOT expecting the response i got on the last post, so... i thought i'd try my hand at another one, this time with a lot more oomph 👉👈 here's a closeup bc i was proud of his face too
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this is the silliest post i've made in a while but. imagine a series of unfortunate events type au where louis and claudia move from city to city, and armand and his theater troupe follow them around like count olaf and his troupe. armand keeps doing different disguises and romancing louis under all of them and claudia has to keep uncovering him before louis marries him.
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Gortash, his silk robe dramatically billowing behind him as he’s running down the stairs, because he received a letter from his crush (the most prolific serial killer in Baldur’s Gate) that he must respond to as soon as possible.
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They got along eventually :' )
Apparently drawing this AU while listening to Joe Hisaishi and sobbing is my new hobby
(I would kill for them by the way)
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RIHANNA
— Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 2012
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Idea: Sebastian is trans, Sam and Sebastian are dating and have been since before seb came out, which happened while kent was deployed. So when kent left for war he knew his teenage son had a “girlfriend,” and when he comes back, his young adult son now has a boyfriend, and he doesn’t realize it’s the same person, so he’s like, “why did Sam never write to me about breaking up with that girl or coming out as queer and starting to date this guy,” and doesn’t understand why Sam’s new boyfriend that he’s never met is acting somewhat familiar with him
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I have no plans to buy CR branded coffee but making Veth's a "mystery potion" because apparently Luc mixed up a bunch of potion ingredients and now she has no idea what's in it but is still selling it is wonderful. Everyone else's is something yummy sounding and hers is just "who knows what the fuck is in this!"
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The Highlord twins, Scarborough and Mordren Malbus
One is Sam's Great x4 grandpap the other is Bart's pap
Ijustthinkthey'reneeeeaaaat
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theyre making out with the horrors your honor
( @lydiaalin )
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happy holidays everyone are we ready to talk about how di feisheng has a praise kink he isn't self-aware about but if fang duobing told him he was being Good while straddling a-fei and looking down at him that man's higher brain functions would short out
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John if his husband’s husband mysteriously died
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(g)old
They/them
Cis het men DNI
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still thinking about pmd2 partner during the months that hero was gone for...
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