#and causing all the heart attacks

[fortanuvasyama]

a few things that will now cause Jason extreme fear:

exercise

fear

loud noises

bright lights

fear

high temperatures

threats

low temperatures

being excited

sex

anxiety

stress

F E A R

and here's a fun fact: adrenaline actually causes the memory-making bits of your brain to be stronger, which means you have a clearer memory of exactly what happened to make you afraid

#batman 138 #batman spoilers #gotham war spoilers #Jason Todd #gotham war #okay i THINK i've used all the spoiler tags lmao #anyways jason will either die of a heart attack or suffocation from hyperventilation or even possibly just in his sleep #apparently sleep apnea can be caused by excessive adrenaline production so. you know.

[ariinurl]

I shall introduce you to his very VERY evil friend!

#a3! #a3! act! addict! actors! #a3! fanart #yuki rurikawa #He's capable of exploding the entire universe also cause havoc n apocalypse for funsies btw (very evil) #VERY INTIMIDATING!!! #DYK THAT HE ACTUALLY HAS BROKE MY ART FILES PLENTY TIMES ALREADY???? #All of the heart attacks i have to went through just to finish this one silly piece... #It's april mop but i can't help but to think that the art program has pranked me more than i intend to prank you guys with...

[emi-writings]

Honestly, still kinda pissed that someone saw my jokey post about changing c!Wilbur – in a way that would have resulted in the exact same mc skin – and decided to scold me for “changing a loved character” in a way they considered “sucks”.

Could you imagine if commented every fanart of zombie Wilbur with “this isn’t canon and also it sucks” just because I personally didn’t like the zombie Wilbur headcanon?

My headcanons also aren’t something new, I just held back on how extreme they were because I knew people who were obsessed with cc!Wilbur would get upset for doing things cc!Wilbur wouldn’t like, even if I could back up why I have those headcanons from the canon material!

Just because I posted something in a jokey way, it doesn’t mean that these aren’t things I have spent years exploring in my fanfics, ideas that always wanted to expand on but never did before.

Why do I headcanon Wilbur as a witch? Because potions in Minecraft are considered magic, you get the death message “killed by magic” when killed by potions, and the mob witch uses potions. Wilbur is strongly associated with potions because he started a potion scam when he joined the dsmp! I held back from including things like astrology, but now that cc!Wilbur is dead to the fandom, I figured I wouldn’t need to anymore.

I’ve actually included Wilbur with witchy tattoos in my fanfics before! In the first ever tattoo artist/flower shop in the tntduo fandom!

Gender nonconforming Wilbur is simply based on the fact that he does act very gender nonconforming in canon. He serenaded Quackity to get him pregnant, he refers to himself as the Yin to Quackity’s Yang, I don’t want to touch on the Ghostbur and Friend shenanigans.

Wilbur not understanding geography? He needs help finding things on the server, and he clearly doesn’t know how countries work if he thinks he can just claim a piece of unused land and call it a country. It’s a funny little joke, he doesn’t even know what exactly is going on in terms of countries in the server, he just cares about his own thing.

Wilbur is one of the many characters that didn’t have a canonically height listed, so I made him a bit shorter than his cc! counterpart… He’s still taller than most other characters, it’s not much of a difference that I think would matter.

We know Wilbur is a musician as he composed the L’manburg anthem, but canonically the only instruments in the dsmp are the noteblocks. But I think woodwind instruments make sense for Wilbur, since they’re capable of playing some hauntingly beautiful melodies, and as the son of the angel of death, I think that would make sense for his character.

Like, I shouldn't feel more pressured to make my headcanons of c!Wilbur more like cc!Wilbur after we all agreed that the character was separate from the content creator!

#c!wilbur #c!wilbur soot #tntduo #honestly i hope that person avoids all fanart #because if they dislike not strictly canon wilbur #anime boy technoblade might melt their brain #and the amount of demon tommy fanart might cause a heart attack #there are so many non canon designs and everyone else can do them but I can't?

[signanothername]

I keep getting new followers

Hello hello! Welcome to my turtle sanctuary of weird random ideas that’ll probably make you wonder what I’m on fr

Anyway have these random ICIMI au sketches (2 of which are old and the last which is relatively new)

For the new followers who probably have zero idea what’s that

What’s ICIMI au? Aka “in case I make it,” is another F!Leo goes to the past au except it’s a fluffy healing journey fic in which Hueso basically adopts F!Leo and shenanigans ensue

You’ll be following Leo on his journey as he reconnects with his family and a normal world without war in small baby steps, as he learns to let himself grieve, forgive himself for past mistakes he shouldn’t have blamed himself for to begin with, and unlearn some bad habits connected to his self worth

He explores his world a second time, going down memory lane and reminds himself of all the beautiful things he lost for so long, getting to enjoy the little things in life, all under the watchful eyes of his beloved Tío, as his Tío isn’t taking any bullshit and is very insistent on helping his blue kid heal and grow bigger than his grief

Let’s hope Hueso has enough energy to deal with a 2x times more problem causing, reckless and stubborn version of his little Pepino :)

#literally every time I get to writing all I can think of is ‘oh poor Hueso’ #bone man is gonna have some sleepless nights cause of Leo #probably a heart attack or two #but he can’t help but love the blue boi sm #PEPINO IS HIS SON OK??? 😭❤️🌷✨ #in case i make it au #ICIMI au #would recommend exploring the short version of the au tag it’s a lot more organized #anothers art #rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt leo #future leonardo #rottmnt future leo #future leo #rottmnt future leonardo

[chanrizard]

anxiety is stored in your chest sometimes in your gut and sometimes in both places as a little treat

#im horribly aware of the fact i have a heart cause it's been thumping loudly all morning and i feel like my chest is caving in #never been this nervous and anxious in my life not even when i had anxiety attacks over my uni exams lmao #wouldn't rule out the possibility of me throwing up either to be completely honest

[twdnonsense]

Imagine if Carl had been alive to take care of Judy and RJ… Rick and Michonne would’ve come back to 3 kids who refuse to listen to them

#They listen to michonne a little bit #Rick… not so much #Rick runs around all day trying not to have a heart attack cause he can’t find any of his kids #carl grimes #judith grimes #rj grimes #rick grimes #michonne grimes #twd #the walking dead

[flamboyant-king]

I had an Isaac run where it was so stressful my heartrate was at a 145bpm and it persisted for 6 hours. After that, like every day that followed, my heart would just suddenly shoot up to 120-140bpm for an hour if I so much as thought about something I've been stressing over recently. Everybody encouraging me to go to the ER. And I'm just like "Oh please I've actually always been like this, I'm fine." Had to chop down my Adderall dosage. But I swear I've felt like this since high school, but I guess the medicine enhances the feeling and that feeling was ANXIETY.

So, suffice to say, playing The Binding of Isaac™️ almost gave me a heart attack.

#and its not the adderall thats just inducing the heartrate #cause i only got prescribed adderall this year #dad got diagnosed with afib when i was still in school. he rushed himself to the hospital with mom while i was taking a test #i was like what the heck where did you guys go and mom said oh dad was having a heart attack or something and we didnt want to bother you #like WOULDNT YOU TELL YOUR CHILD OH MAYBE YOU WONT SEE YOUR FATHER AFTER WE GO TO THE HOSPITAL BUT FINISH YOUR EXAM BABY #that was like 2020 and we have a couple of those oxygen readers for your fingers and it measures your heartbeat #i out one on for fun im just sitting there at the dinner table and my heartrate was at 120 #like i didnt do anything we been stuck at home because pandemic and we just having a nice dinner #and my heartbeat was just thats my resting heartrate. they told me to try the blood pressure thing #average blood pressure but truly my heartbeat was just vibing at 120. mis padres were like oh no maybe you have afib too #babes youre too young to have that. and i jsut said oh is that what it means when im nauseous and have to lie down #i havent been diagnosed with anything. i suspect is tachycardia but no official thing #although i havent seen a cardiologist. what if we pay to get a screening and its nothing #i dont want to go thru all that and let it be nothing. lets wait until its a real problem #when my brother and his family visited just like what two weeks ago he was like #he was sitting on moms exercise bike and said it reads your heartrate #and it did you put your hands on the handle and it reads yer pulse #i told him like oooh let me try. hey brother my resting heartrate is 120 a lot. and hes like. what. get on this thing #and i get off the couch literally resting and lay my hands on the handles #and we see it go up. from 80 to 90 to 100 to 110 to 120 and hes a nurse and my moms a nurse and he says go upstairs and rest #dont hang out here with the kids. and im like ha i already told mom #he said sit there for ten minutes dont do anythingg and were trying again #he got mom to call our doctor and my doctor said to stop taking the adderall which is NOT IDEAL theres worse repurcussions to stop cold #so i cut mine in half. cause i had a dosage of 20mg and i almost fainted at work. we died the dosage down to 15 #but after all that i cut my 15 down to 7.5 cause hey i cant stop cold but i can ween myself #brother said i shouldnt be taking adderall if im not doing anything that requires focus. but im like i need focus to live man #look at how much ive been drawing...i mean its only in like hour long intervals but its productive #so theres that. i can feel my heartrate already up but i guess its just a thing with me...anywho #doodles #the binding of isaac

[vveissesfleisch]

when you’re trying to focus on work but the most insultingly perfect song for the fic you just started writing that won’t stop plaguing your brain comes on shuffle and you have to take a moment (or 10) to just

#this was a direct attack #the dark side of having exquisite taste in music #whilst writing thematic pornography #about angsty gay pilots #really having a moment #literally cannot even fathom what my face looks like right now #these lyrics are speaking directly to my brain heart soul and loins #incredibly biphobic that this isn’t a widely accepted reason to leave work for the day #i know what i’m listening to on repeat when i finally have time to feverishly bang this thing out #writing! #it’s all about the process #and by process i mean having a multidimensional out of body experience caused by the simultaneous consumption and creation of ART #gpoy

[moxie-girl]

for @onepiece-fight, the prompt was Vivi with flowers in her hair!

+ some notes on flower meanings (minor chapter 1084 spoilers I guess?

#my computer crashed halfway through making this because of all the flower layers #i almost had a heart attack cause i thought it hadnt saved #it did but moral of the story always save ur work 100 million times while working on it #opfight2023 #one piece #op #moxie draws #vivi #one piece vivi #op vivi #nefertari vivi #vivi nefertari #nefertari d vivi #nefertari d. vivi #chapter 1084 spoilers

[heartshattering]

My mom said she doesn't believe I've "ever had a panic attack before" and then said something like "I think what you get are 'anger attacks', not 'panic attacks'" ???? and when I brought up the time I was hospitalized for intense/debilitating panic attacks she said it was because I was "drinking energy drinks" which I wasn't! :'))))

#God I WISH I'd never had a panic attack before hahaha that would be great #also I wonder what she thinks my prescription panic attack meds are for then 🤨 #like... they just randomly prescribed those to me for the panic attacks I'm apparently *not* having I guess?? wowza #idk my mom is just difficult sometimes #I even read the symptoms of a panic attack to her out loud and she keeps insisting that what I have are anger attacks #what does 'anger attack' even mean 💀 #like uhh maybe rage I guess?? #but rage doesn't make me feel like I'm actively dying and cause me to vomit uncontrollably while my heart is beating out of my chest #like #ma'am I do not know what to tell you but you literally have no idea what is going on with me!! #stop trying to act like you know me better than I know myself! #or maybe I will finally snap and have an 'anger attack' towards you after all :)

[hauntingblue]

chopper has become catholic

#poor chopper :((( also sanji hutting soldiers with zoro lmao #how is chopper soloing perospero AND queen??? wtf someone help him??? #nvm sanji is here.... queen taking all the arrows cause sanji applied a tangential force to his neck ahdjahskajskq #helicopter helicopter..... 🚁 🚁 🚁 #sanji you tell em.... luffy will rise jusg like jesus christ once again. gum gum amen. #zoro bandaged as a cross represents his unwavering faith in luffy. sanji carrying the cross represents how strong his faith in luffy is. #oh jesus kinemon...... yamato come back...... yamato....... #kinemon you ate this child's father now..... konemon get up!!!! KINEMON!!!! #kinemon dead kiku dead and momo hears luffys voice... he will come back omg of course 🥺🥺🥺 i might have shed a tear.... but god... #i am more defeated than anything.... luffy won't die but kiku.... kinemon.... damn.... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1036 #YAMATOOO!!! YAMATOOO!!!!! momo to the sea too??... jesus..... #ZEUS SOUL HAS MERGED WITH THE CLIMA TACT???? #big mom and kid just yapping..... get to the fighting!!! law joined in!!! another yapper.... #toko....... where is hiyori.... #ULTI AGAIN???? ZEUS ATTACK!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!! END HER NAMI!!!!! #they found luffy <3 YAMATO GET KAIDO!!!! well get momo.... #episode 1037 #who designed the heart pirates submarine.... [DEATH]💀😁💀 [DEATH] #luffy is above water and so is momo..... oof. #nami's face naming zeus ajdhssjsbshs ooooh nami's bolts now have redirects akdhakajak YEAAHHH!!!! #tama what a powerhouse heehee #oh yamato.............. #episode 1038 #hamlet just beating up all his own soldiers... #the snake one too.... also his animal is so funny.... the snake makes both of his legs and also a cunty accessory.... #usopp ajdjahjsajaj sanji will save his babygirl... i know it.... YEAAHHH!!!! #CHOPPER TURNED EVEN SMALLER AKDHAKEJSK

[vampirically]

"if i had a keyblade, it'd be different" haha

#just look how differently he reacts in khdr 'cause he HAS a keyblade there #god when he finally will wield no name and kick our asses in kh4 its gonna be glorious #methinks luxu is genuinely a scaredy cat without a keyblade #that's why he runs away all the time and attacks from a distance #kingdom hearts #xigbar #luxu #xehanort #braig #bragi #khdr #kh baldr #rambling? as if!

[lightyaoigami]

please keep me in your Ts and Ps tonight,, tomorrow is my first day of work and i haven't been to any office since march 2020,,,,, and i have to wear a blazer,,,,,,,,, i could actually literally die

#im staying silly but i actually have enough dread and fear in my heart to cause a heart attack probably #youre all getting a chapter of alignment tn so i dont lose my mind completely #i feel like an animal about to chew its own leg off to escape a trap

[nicoscheer]

Oh my fuckin god please be real please be real 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What the fuck is going on call the doctor I’m dead

Oh my lord I just realized Miles posting the tlsp one means that him and Alex talked about it they discussed what songs to play together and and 😭😭😭🤯like they sat down together during the time they both had off and Alex invited Miles to open for them and then they talked bout playing together on stage again and planned their week together in Ireland

The two of them miss performing together just as much as we miss seeing them together and it’s always nice to know that the feeling’s mutual

Also Miles probably telling Alex that he enjoys singing their songs but that it just isn’t the same as knowing Alex is right there beside him barely an inch between them shouting the words together into one mic out into the awaiting audience to hear them reflected back thousandfold

The way he’s vibing while filming 🫶🏽🥹🐢 also that mean that he surely also was there yesterday with Rosie watching the Strokes; imagine just casually standing next to the Miles Kane during a festival like sorry to whoever’s onstage (unless it’s AM) but there a new main act now

#miles kane #alex turner #please don’t fuck with us Miles #arctic monkeys #Dublin #Ireland #26/08/2023 #oh god imma official say rip to my wallet cause I’m gonna get there one way or another #don’t dare play with my heart like that #Miles just casually causing heart attacks and bankruptcy #the world is yours and then something clearly Milex cause that’s all that ig account is 😭😭😭😭💅 #🐢 🐒 #he used both emojis 😭😭 #bless this day #also bout that puppetsspace repost either he regularly checks up on their page or Tom brown (who follow that creator) sent him this #Okay let’s summarize “used to be my girl” with Irish flags then that fuckin “the world is yours” ring #and then reposting from a Milex account #he’s sick for posting these in succession especially on rock en seine day #which he’s certainly aware of cause he got tagged in dozen of pics #he just left us with THIS and now radio silence 🥲 #also why heartbreaks (the new sensation) Miles ?! #IMAGINE THEM PLAYING LITTLE ILLUSION MACHINE #can we please get a full documentary on all these shows #MANIFESTING STANDING NEXT TO ME #they really bloody want to sell all four shows out 🤣 #I didn’t realize that with the jungle :buzzing for this tonight; he meant quite literally seeing them 🫠 #the ring pic gives showing off my engagement ring vibes #I can almost see Alex doing squats to prepare #what if hear me out Miles sings Shavambacu in Ireland with Alex watching on side stage (cause he said he might bring that song back) #the way the lil fucker just embedded that goddamn ring inbetween those two Milex posts

[cats-inthe-cradle]

Bruce: has no idea what normal child behavior is after only raising Damian (aka an assassin child) for years

The rest of the kids: take full advantage of this

#more age-reversal au stuff because the batfam has apparently taken over my life #idk what to do except keep going forward with it i guess #hopefully ill get back to the regularly scheduled star wars soon enough #cause im not ready to let that fandom go (and i never will be) #so well see what happens #batfam #batfam age reversal au #bruce wayne #damian wayne #duke thomas #stephanie brown #tim drake #jason todd #cassandra cain #dick greyson #barbara gordon #i think thats all of them #babs isnt technically his but i mean she might as well be #she gives him as many heart attacks as the rest sooo

[vanilkaplays]

Achievement Unlocked: Feeding the hungry - Find a lunch for Hugo

#A Plague Tale #A Plague Tale: Innocence #A Plague Tale gifs #gif #I wasn't made to handle children okay? #in any form #not even the virtual one #like this little kid goes: 'I'm hungry' #how old is he even? #five? #and in addition to having a minor heart-attack every time I lose sight of him for 3 seconds #because there are people out there who at this point seem to want to murder both these poor kids #now I'm also stressing out 'cause the kid needs nutrition #an apple? #you call that lunch? #aren't we like in France or something? #where are all the croissants and baguettes? #where's the cheese? #let me give him something proper to eat! #this is the most nerve-wrecking game I've ever played