#and evan. poor little meow meow

[tonicitaa]

tw! cartoon-y guts n blood???? it's not detailed at all but!! it's there!! so yeah.

★

★

★

evan 😿😿😿

#everymanhybrid #evan myers #emh #evan myers emh #slenderverse #emh fanart #my poor little meow meow

[hirakiyois]

eddie in his you belong with me era, buck in his delicate era, when will these mfs be in their sweet nothing era!!!

#buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 #911 fox #taylor swift #buck's reputation has literally never been worse in the fandom #he's going through it this week my poor little meow meow #they're also both in their mirrorball eras separately but we don't talk about it

[my-lover]

god of war is crazy. dude just traversed nine realms to make his dead wife happy

#kratos is my poor little meow meow if anyone cares btw #god of war #video games #evan says things

[cryptiqish]

teenage girls are clinically insane because i wanted this so bad when i was like 15

#i wasn’t even a tate and violet girlie! kyle from coven and kit from asylum were my poor little meow meows #like. there’s definitely a list somewhere in my notes app that’s titled evan peters ahs characters ranked by how much i want them to rail me #i’m scared to look for it #american horror story was a war crime and ryan murphy will pay #ahs #ahs coven

[saintchaser]

#just to remind you i don’t think he is most of these #like for me only maybe 3 or 4 apply #also if u want to pla reblog for more ppl to see and vote #remus lupin #marauders poll

[broadway-heere-i-come]

Jared Kleinman for the character ask :)

First impression

He was actually way meaner than I expected tbh. The glimpses I'd gotten of him through whatever fandom posts made it onto my dash in 2017 made me expect more of that "He's an asshole, but he's our asshole 💖" character type a la Richie Tozier (a perception not helped by knowing that the novel used almost that exact phrasing for him) , but Jared is genuinely such a jerk in his first few scenes that it took me a bit to click with him.

Impression now

Babygirl. Birthday boy. Blorbo from my shows. Poor little meow meow. Microwave brain fork. Gay wrongs. Wow that's so sad Alexa play No Children by The Mountain Goats. He's my Weird Barbie. He's my gender. He's my inner child. I would hate him if I knew him in real life. His last name means "short man" and that is literally another way of saying "little guy."

Favorite moment

And you SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY. And you PLAY WHO YOU NEED TO PLAY. And if somebody's IN YOUR WAY, CRUSH them and LEAVE them BEHIND. Well, I GUESS if I'm NOT OF USE. Go ahead, you can CUT ME LOOSE. Go ahead now, I WON'T MIND.

Idea for a story

IDK if I'll ever write it, but I do have an outline for a banger fic that I nicknamed the Abortion Road Trip AU.

Unpopular opinion

He actually did touch a boob at camp and he cried about it for 20 minutes after it happened

Favorite relationship

C'mon.

Favorite headcanon

He's in love with Evan. He's trans. He has ADHD. He's a film bro.

Send Me a Character

#answered asks #dear evan hansen #jared kleinman

[hearts4juzi]

@charade-yes-from-youtube MCI!!! YIPPEE!!!

Gabriel:

-Oldest kid william killed. hes 12 and has a baby sister and a big brother (his brother is grown and is mike schmidt in my fnaf timeline)

-LOVES sports. he played a lot when he was young, but his favorite is basketball

-His family has a lot of issues, so he's a lot more mature than he should be.

-He actually disliked cassidy in life. to him she was too bossy and bratty, but he didnt care bc she was younger than him

-One of the more vengeful, since he thinks a lot about his baby sister and it makes him PISSED. hes close to cassidy and is super protective of his friends. Of course this means he violently hates michael

-extra one but he's very bitter about being in the animatronic. as much as he wants revenge, he also is one of the first to side with cassidy against charlie

Fritz:

-about 9 when he died, he's not as vengeful. He was mostly just scared at first.

-Close with Susie and was present when the bite happened. He wasn't close with Evan (hes younger than Ev) but he felt really bad whenever he saw him around

-He played soccer <33 which is why he was able to run away from william long enough to cause trouble

-Autistic, selectively nonverbal and doesnt talk a lot bc of it. he gets overstimulated by loud noises

-He had no siblings, but he was super duper close with susie. Her death fucked him up a lot and if it weren't for his birthday arty, he would not have gone back to the pizzeria ever. he'd hoped the party would cheer him up

-turned on charlie quicker than expected. he hates being in foxy and hes scared, so he doesnt trust her. he also viewed it as a selfish decision especially when cassidy framed it that way

Jeremy:

-Was very aggressive with william but couldnt do much. he was 9 (turning ten in a few months maybe) when he died

-hes not vengeful tho, not as much as cassidy or gabriel. hes moreso sad.

-sides with gabriel on everything EXCEPT charlie. he trusts charlie and believes she brought them back for a reason. but he went with gabriel because he didnt wanna leave him behind

-his big brother is the bonnie bully (andy my love <3) and their relationship changed a lot post bite. jeremy didnt know what happened until after he died, tho. hes not evans biggest fan bc evan helped cassidy turn the others against charlie and he hated to see her isolated like that

-he thinbks its hilarious that the nightguard has the same name as his. less so when said nightguard gets a chunk taken out of his face

Susie: (@walking-fnaf-encyclopedia u asked too <3)

-8 when she died. was there for the bite but didnt actually see it happen. she just knew a kid died because of the robots and only really knew what happened when she was told post-death

-surprisingly vengeful. this girl can fit a lot o anger in her. shes bitter that her death was based on a stupid theory, and even more bitter that charlie helped prove the theory true.

-despite that, it took a while for her to give up on charlie. in fact the split between the mci and charlie ruined her view of evan and cassidy more than it did charlie. susie, just like jeremy, could tell they were isolating her and she did not like it. she doesnt fully blame them (considering she agrees with them) but she believed there was a better way. they were already here, why not work together?

-her dog possesses the cupcake! she knows this and cherishes the little guy but she also feels so fucking sad her poor dog got dragged into this. he seems pretty chill with it tho LMAO

-actually the most chill w the nightguard. after all, its not him who wronged her lol

Cassidy:

MY FAV MY BELOVED OKAY

-11 when she died. second oldest meow and she fucking FOUGHT LIKE HELL. whatever jeremy did to will was nothing compared to her. she was a cornered rabbit and she showed her claws she fucked him UP. broke his nose cut his face she did everything to get away from him. he had to make up a story about a person attacking him (which ended up being the first lie henry cracked that lead up to him finding out william was the killer so. pop off cass)

-Knew evan before she died. did not gaf abt him. he was just the whiny kid to her. but tbf she didnt know anything about michael. she'd shoo off any bullies she saw hanging around him, though. he noticed but never mentioned it

-violent anger she got from her mother. yeah you can assume what her home life was like. she had a lot of expectations placed on her as the only child. her parents were business people, always rushing and never pausing to let her catch up, so she learned to keep running, fall less, and work harder. of course, the faster you go the harder you'll fall but dont tell her that

-loves dressing herself up, but her mother prefers to do it. cassidy hates hwen other people make decisions for her (which contrasts evans hate for making decisions himself)

-violently hates charlie. they used to be close when alive but post death not only was cassidy pissed that charlie brought the other kids back (in my hc, cassidy came back of her own accord) but also that charlie now wanted to give up on their mission for vengence. she found the "happiest day" to be trivializing their cause and, once the other kids were gone and passed on, promptly destroyed it. Evan similarly refused to move on, and they stayed behind together

-despite this, cassidy did try to convince charlie not to go to the pizza sim location. charlie didnt listen, got trapped in lefty, and caused cassidy to have a severe hatred for henry that lasts on and on and on for a long time until she finally visited him at the lake. but hes just like his daughter, and cassidy listened to him even less than shed listened to charlie

#MEOW!!!!! THEY ARE MY FUCKING WORLD #can u tell cassidys my favorite. whoops #tzu rambles #tzu asks #headcanons

[celestemagnoliathewriter]

Ship asks:

Why do you think Jegulus is so popular?

Why do you think Regulus/Severus isn’t?

OH YESS ANON WHAT GOOD QUESTIONSSS

Jegulus and popularity:

First, it's an m/m ship. Het and m/m ships are way more popular than f/f ships, and when it comes to popular male characters like James Potter, the options for m/m ships are limited. Sirius and Remus are usually paired together, Peter's discarded, and that leaves . . . Severus? As for the girls, besides Lily Evans, we know next to nothing about the others. So if you want another m/m ship in the Marauder era with James, you've got to get creative.

Enter Regulus Black. Canonically good-looking, brother of his best friend Sirius, can be characterized to be just a poor little meow meow who got on the wrong side but has a big softie heart underneath it all. Or not, maybe he's just a bag of evil and James Potter is there, attractive, and tempting him to change sides.

It's got the potential for enemies to lovers, angst from complications due to being gay, James and Sirius's connections, and then Slytherin-Gryffindor dynamics.

You get sexy, misunderstood Regulus with popular, hot James, and they beat the odds to fall in love. I mean, it's completely out of character, but you can see why it would be appealing as a ship dynamic.

I don't find it appealing, but that's because even if they were both gay, bi, or pan, they'd never be into each other. James is a blood traitor, Regulus is a Death Eater. Unless you're doing a mega AU in which your characters are actually OCs named for canon HP characters, then it's not happening.

Why Regulus/Severus is not popular:

A simple answer: Severus is not canonically attractive. I hate to put it so bluntly but "hot" characters get more screen time than 'ok' looking ones.

Severus is also HIGHLY complicated and divisive in the fandom. It's hard to soften Regulus with Severus, a dungeon bat, versus James Potter, sunlight incarnate.

Next: Regulus is a bigoted person. He's not going to go after a half-blood or Muggleborn, full stop. There's a social hierarchy and Regulus would never deign to be with anyone but a pureblood unless you change his character and/or challenge him when he's younger.

Regulus would have to go through some really significant growth and life experience to go for anyone other than a pureblood. It's certainly not happening in his canonical lifetime.

At the end of the day, it's a popularity contest for hot characters. James is good-looking, so is Regulus. Severus is not. Let's put the pretty people together and leave the others behind.

IMO if anyone's going to be super into James and have luck it's Sirius, but Sirius is paired off with Remus, so. Not going to happen, at least not in most Marauder-era fics.

#james potter #regulus black #sirius black #severus snape #marauders #marauder era #asks #send asks

[bitterlybisexualbard]

Roswell (1999) is honestly such an underappreciated show these days

This shit had:

Couples that actually had chemistry

A mysterious male protagonist who is ACTUALLY SWEET AS FUCK AND NOT A FUCKING CREEP. Honestly, Max Evans proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that a male romantic lead can be attractive and compelling without being toxic and ‘damaged’

Teens doing stupid, realistic teen shit in an appalling attempt to keep aliens a secret

Cops as the antagonist the ENTIRE way through (minus the literally one good cop who has a redemption arc and basically only stays in the job so he can cover up their shit and is universally mocked and looked down on by other cops)

Reincarnation/soulmate trope where those involved turn around and say “no thanks. I’m in love with this person right here and destiny can fuck itself”

HEALTHY COMMUNICATION!!! Like, not at all times, but waaaaaaay more than we tend to get in media even now, especially teen media. These kids actually talk to each other when they have an issue the majority of the time and soooooo many misunderstandings are cut off at the knees by it. And they RESPECT EACH OTHERS BOUNDARIES!

Entirely non-romantic friendships between guys and girls. Like, not even the hint of a crush

A killer title sequence that i’ve literally watched on its own before

My boy Michael, who is the most pitiful, assholish, adorable example of a Poor Little Meow Meow ever to avoid reaching tumblr sexy man status. This man stood outside the window of the girl he had a thing for in the pouring rain and gave her puppy dog eyes until she let him in, dried him off and spooned him all night while he cried himself to sleep

Disclaimer: it was made in 1999 for a teen audience and so is just as white and straight as most other iconic tv shows of the era

#roswell 1999 #i still need to watch the reboot #but i kinda don't want to because i heard michael is canonically bi in it and i'm terrified it can't live up to my expectations #i so desperately want it to be good

[samcat18]

Oh no, i knew i'd be obsessed with evan kelmp but i didn't know it was going to be this bad!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is my poor little meow meow and i need to wrap him in bubble wrap right fucking now

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 misfits and magic #misfits and magic #brennan lee mulligan #evan kelmp

[izzyspussy]

#submission

[goatman-blood-enjoyer]

Just binged Misfits and Magic and I must say that Evan Kelmp is the most precious poor little meow meow and I love him with all my heart

#dimension 20 #evan kelmp #just the best boi

[stargatelov3r]

Evan Lorne/Rodney McKay

- Ship anon 🧡

woahhhh i haven't done one of these in forever! hi ship anon! hope you're doing well!

Lorne/McKay, hmmmm

a lot of people might stone me for that but I feel like it's a pretty similar dynamic than McShep? First and foremost because it is once again the military/science thing ya know?

buuuut in contrast to John Lorne is less traumatized and maybe less emotionally constipated (i'm sorry if i'm dragging John here and in any other post, i do love him, but he is a disaster) so that would open up a bit of a different dynamic

I can see Lorne as being that kind of person that looks at all the quirks and flaws of his boyfriend and goes "*sigh* I love him."

He'd be the kind of guy that makes heart eyes at Rodney while he rants. But sometimes he would have to hide his heart eyes behind annoyance. Also nobody better cross Rodney or Lorne will beat them up. He looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll but if you are a meanie he will get your ass

Also I feel like Lorne would be very accommodating for Rodney's needs, especially in private. I think he would try to create a space where Rodney feels safe bc to me Rodney seems like that kind of guy who rarely has his needs met so he tries to manage that himself but ultimately fails in taking care of himself (I'M REALLY DRAGGING ALL THE BOYS HERE I'M SORRY) and Lorne sees that poor little meow meow and goes "welp i can't fix him but maybe i can make him feel less like he's on his own."

idk if i'm making any sense here just as usual buuut even though i don't activly ship (or even considered them before this ask) i think they could develop quite a sweet relationship where Lorne gives McKay the space he needs (without neglecting his own needs of course, or maybe he does sometimes and then at some point Rodney notices that and does something incredibly sweet (in a rodney kind of way) for him) and also making sure that Rodney is safe and able to express himself and be himself and not lost and lonely especially when they are alone.

these are my two cents on them!

this was fun as always!

#ship anon #rodney mckay x evan lorne #rodney mckay #evan lorne #stargate atlantis #sga

[ywecanthavenicethingsanymore]

I posted 8,312 times in 2022

That's 338 more posts than 2021!

88 posts created (1%)

8,224 posts reblogged (99%)

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I tagged 4,013 of my posts in 2022

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Longest Tag: 136 characters

#and in a culture that loves to have the latest most expensive things (and partners tbh) it’s refreshing and sexy as hell that he doesn’t

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

ITS HERE!!

Not me hoarding this issue lol. 5 pages in we also got Sebastian!

And I wasn’t prepared to see my OG celebrity boyfriend on the next page. Could not be happier for my man Brendan Fraser!! 🥰

See the full post

35 notes - Posted November 13, 2022

#4

I think by now we are all aware of how completely obsessed I am with 3DWD and his Bunny Baby, so here is a moodboard I made for them.

Much love to @howdoyousleep3 for writing them and sharing them with us!! 💗

41 notes - Posted February 5, 2022

#3

Finally started watching The Boys season 3. Homelander is once again at the top of my Poor Little Meow Meow list. He’s so unhinged I just want to scoop him up and put him in my pocket. Someone swaddle him in a blanket and give him a bottle. Maybe he’ll calm down a little.

48 notes - Posted July 3, 2022

#2

Obsessed with the thought of Ed stopping in bookstores whenever they make port to refill Stede’s library a couple books at a time. I mean he probably steals a bunch too, but it’s the thought that counts.

78 notes - Posted April 6, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Once again in my feels about Bucky inviting Steve to live with him, which was CLEARLY a confession of love, and Steve just. Not getting it.

113 notes - Posted June 30, 2022

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#my 2022 tumblr year in review #hilarious and unsurprising that Allie and I are each others top reblogged #we really do share a brain #🥰💗

[magg0t-king]

Oi, Evan, my dude!

For the fandom ask thing, how about RE8 if you're still interested in it, if not, then I suppose the safe bet of Metalocalypse would still be rad to hear about

Hi Gopher!!!! Thank you for sending this ask for the fandom thing in :D p.s I am still interested in RE8 :)

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Salvatore Moreau! I love the fish dude to death.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Donna Beneviento's doll, Angie. She's very skrunkly:)

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

The soldats. They are very underappreciated and I think they deserve some love. Some.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Sturm! I know that he's also a soldat, but he is super rad!!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Karl Heisenberg. I love him. He's just a poor little meow meow so cut him some slack.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Lady Dimitrescu because she broils my briskets and steams my vegetables.(a.k.a I hate and love her)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Guess. (It's Mother Miranda btw)

#re8 #resident evil village #resident evil #resident evil 8 #salvatore moreau #karl heisenberg #lady dimitrescu #donna beneviento #mother miranda #soldat #sturm #maggot talks #:) #tthatthanktthatthankyotthatthanktthatthankyou fforffor ssenssendissenssendingssenssendissenssending tthetthe aaskaask #pp. ssyssyesssyssyes mmy sstusstuff iis sstisstill ggligglitcggligglitchiggligglitcggligglitchingglitchiggligglitcggligglitching :( #iim ttoo llazllazy tto rre-rre-typrre-rre-type sstusstuffsstusstuff #sosorrsosorry ggopggopheggopggopher :( #ask game #ask meme

[guerins]

A Thought (I'm releasing this thought into the wild so it won't die of loneliness in my head):

Wooby = Kyle Valenti Poor Little Meow Meow = Tess Harding Wangst = Max Evans

i can't get past wooby, tbh. send help.

#kyle valenti is so my wooby #i miss him every day #i agree with your thought 100% anon #ask #anon