#and evil carrot

[shuravf]

OPxRE part3

Carrot as Ashley

#one piece #carrot one piece #resident evil #re4 #ashley graham

[silbeni]

Ashed ly…. I care her 🥺

#ashley graham #re4 fanart #ashley re4 #grayson #resident evil oc #carrot one piece #carrot is literally ashleys fursona

[jrueships]

sometimes i'll think abt a Fandom and wish it were bigger, and sometimes i'll read something from a fandom.. and wish it were smaller

#ppl seeing a confident black man : FINALLY! A PERFECT ANTAGONIST FOR OUR STORY! #THE CORRUPTOR!! THE ASSHOLE! MR KNOWS ALL! #i want to be bigger into football. i rlly do #but . omg. sometimes seeing just So Much . side eye shit is . like imagine my exhaustion #and this isnt me trying to be the behavior police like let ppl write but sometimes seeing such. Fun. patterns can be like #idk man it's sad like damn thats rlly how the world is and obvs i KNOW how it can be but it's real wack #real wack being reminded even in ur supposed happy place ur supposed lighthearted little break from the world #it's still not . idk. it's just not #oh the poor pale blond qb just a little anxious baby oh and his evil zany teammates trying to corrupt him oh theyre so terrible for my angel #:/ #.. that is. a Grown. Man . #it's like replaying my 2nd grade teacher ******** me bcs i was a troublesome kid and it made her feel young and alive and bad again #like wtf am i corrupting you with maam? skibbity toliet ? leave me alone !! #listen. if it were smthing like 'x rlly likes tomatoes' when he actually likes idk carrots? i would not give a fuck. infact i prefer carrots #but bad patterns have smthing more to say bcs patterns in general have a story #it's more than 'he would not fucking say that' it's 'WHY tf are YOU making HIM say THAT of ALL people & THINGS???' #like i love having asshole characters in my stories too. and they can be poc ! NO ONE is a saint! #but having one just to fuel the only one u actually care abt? having their problems solely be for plot?? & making that one #a SPECIFIC kind of person ?? is kinda giving me 'u dont view x as a human which could mean you dont view x race as humans' #WHICH IS !! IT SUCKS ! THAT SUCKS! #i know i need to just suck it up and ignore it but thats like the life quote of being poc isnt it #ugh #it sucks

[weepylucifer]

Carrot and Vetinari had that “polis/policeman/politician” conversation in Men at Arms, and later on in Feet of Clay Vimes remarks that Carrot is one of the very few people who genuinely like Vetinari as a person. Plus, Carrot in his role as King Destined has some insight into metanarrative, so I don’t doubt that Carrot, in that moment, became perhaps the only person to plainly see Vetinari for what he is, beyond the icy evil mastermind act that Vetinari puts on. Man Of The City. Good gods. And he’s never told anyone this. So I like to believe that, as soon as Vetinari had said that, Carrot very purposefully strode back across the throne room and gave Vetinari a rib-crushing hug. Like, the kind that lifts you off your feet a little bit

#discworld #men at arms #havelock vetinari #captain carrot #i bet he gives the best hugs too #posts by me #they never talked about it again afterwards but the fact remains that they understood each other clearly from then on #vetinari had a whole motive rant in guards guards where he was all ''there are only evil people look at me i'm so cynical'' #''people need an evil tyrant to make sure everything is organized and that is me'' #but in men at arms he has one sentence and it shows us the truth of him #he's not the prince he's as we'll later learn the servant. he's a man of the city. he lives for the city. he adores the city #he's the kid with the lilac in his mouth. he loves and can't let on because he needs to be respected. and he is alone

[hungriesttable]

you know it’s peak when the MCs have an emotionally intimate and tangled and toxic relationship that transcends yaoi

#trigun #trigun maximum #berserk #omniscient reader’s viewpoint #no home #no home manhwa #ok let me explain #when they have this connection that ties them together despite everything. soulmate feels like not quite the right word but similar idea #they just choose each other. often very evilly (being very liberal in my use of the word evil) #also double. double the manga #there is no one big cathartic moment that resolves their relationship. they just keep struggling on #I like stories where things are cut and dry as the saying goes but this type of thing really keeps me coming back #I’m chasing the carrot on the end of the stick here

[orangeonthestreet-simping-fortea]

Honestly the issue about playing games that aren't like. peacefully farming things is that monsters are scary

#tried playing the evil within once and i #zombies are scary man what do you want me to say #it's not like i can shoot something when i'm scared out of my mind #i'm made to plant potatoes and carrots in minecraft and tend to my chickens and cows #literally don't count on me for anything else i'll just die #🍊 speaking

[absurdumsid]

thought of the day: saejun is the ccino of bad sanses

#this implies that ccino is the chaos of the stat sanses #which #is funny #but probably out of character #saejun and ccino would hang out and be like “hello my morally grey doppleganger what did youe evil/good gang of dumbasses do today ?” #sid rambles #sorry not sorry for inserting saejun everywhere #anyway ccino would visit farmtale and cuddle saejuns rabbits or smth idk #saejun would go to his coffee shop and order carrot cake

[black-and-yellow]

#Been watching too much Doctor Who recently #starting to dream about funny Twelve and Clara banter #also dreamt there was a girl who could travel in time n space by getting dragged into interdimensional portals in random objects #like books and whatever #and then one day I think it was a public toilet bowl had writing on the inside #that said 'wake up' #and then she got like SCHLOOP dragged into the loo #waking up to find she was mid science-experiment where a bunch of evil doctors were trying to skin her alive #and she was really angry and started screaming in pain #and the doctors panicked and grabbed like a giant grater #and shredded her into a million tiny angry pieces #like a pile of red wet carrot shreds #with like 2 eyeballs on top #i think #so yeah that was pretty interesting #bnha #mha #villain!mic #hizashi yamada #loudspeaker au #present mic

[mixtercandy]

could you draw peeled carrot cookie? (from the mayhem event)

ough i lov Peeled Carrot actually <3

#i lov drawing carrot so a GOTH EVIL CARROT?! why havent i drawn peeled sooner </3 #cand posts #cand arts #cand answers #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #peeled carrot cookie

[boxheadpaint]

shoutout to pigpoke "onemoreplease" the rabbit on youtube whos personality can be summed up as "wishes he had a bomb"

#something something the reason i specify against “cute baby bunny compilation” is because of the like #cultural goofery of it. like you know how wasps are often imagined as these evil spiteful things with no goal other than hurting #as opposed to say. an animal with thoughts and interactions and experiences #not just a flat scary image in your head but a living being #and for rabbits its the other side where when you think 'bunny' or 'rabbit' what do you see? #the cute image of a small fluffy thing and a carrot #and surprisingly/unsurprisingly thats how so many people see them #as these sacharrine things with nothing to them beyond being cute and dull #as opposed to. once again. actual animals thatre complex and more than just cute pictures on easter chocolates #and it isnt all to say 'NO a rabbit is NOT cute' because they are #many animals are #its just that they should still be seen as animals. as something more dimensional than just 'baby bunny cute'

[carrotchipper]

battle for the fate of the world

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dnd party #bbeg #ttrpg #ozien #carrot art #i started this back in december when the campaign ended and have been working on it on and off ever since #today i just went ham and did all the effects and shading #yaaaayy hyperfocus! #we're fighting my characters evil lich grandma :)

[tangents-within-tangents]

I never understood what people meant when they said characters you “love to hate”

And then I met Alex Krycek

#I actually missed him in the reboot seasons :( #I hate/affectionately refer to him as an evil baby carrot #the x files #x files #txf #alex krycek #agent krycek

[79zz]

The Face of Gluttony

Oh that Louie, he exists to make everyone's lives more difficult, doesn't he?

#fanart #sketch #video games #Pikmin #pikmin 2 #nintendo #Gamecube #Louie #Evil #He are the golden pikpik carrots #He almost ate the juice #He probably eats people #He eats everything!

[hauntingblue]

NAMI HAS TAKEN ACTION!!! LETSGOOOOO

#when is uta gonna physically fight luffy..... it's just a matter of time #shanks planning on coming back?? its been 84 years.... that probably was only said to makino bc he is trying to sway her.... girl run... #'that's our local sea beast' so he just hangs out??? well fuck me #luffy was just fucking around about the making a new era and look what happened.... apollo blessed him.... #the sun god omg.... nika..... ahdahsaj i ws fucking around with that too HAJSHAJA #oh no shit he does actually come back.... i thought this was the same time... omg... THAT'S EVEN SKETCHIER!!! #thinking luffy wss just here alone depressed in foosha and ace was there alone depressed on the forest too...... 🥺🥺🥺 #ohhhh little luffy....... like i know she is not dead but something happened..... what.... #oh it might seem like she died... elegia destroyed bc of shanks??? what is that and tot music (sounds like catalan meaning all music to me) #beckman has haki too? like zoro........ #SHE HAS BEEF WITH SHANKS?? SEE HOW HE IS SKETCHY!! WHATS WITH THAT FACE??? #i need to make my evil shanks cosnpiracy board but that whill be implied on my other bigger conspiracy board i am sure #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1030 #zeus got free... its namis turn... #usopp and nami being strong and brave for tama..... exactly..... #and so they meet again..... oh new break with momo....... #otama tamed big mom too omg ajdhajshaja prometheus saying she enters mom mode with kids under 10 AHDHAJSHAJ #no way big mom is turning on kaido for this.... SHE KNOWS RYUO TOO??? SHE IS NOT TOUCHING HIM OMG #goodbye page one... jesus.... now his sister..... damn #damn. wasnt expecting all that. now nami can take zeus either way hehe #episode 1031 #when are we gonna get ad breaks for the rest of the crew.... we get it zoro and luffy are important.... okay.... #sanji carrying zoro.... here we go.... #PEROSPERO????? DIEEEE!!!! WHERE IS CARROT??? #komachiyo..... TAMAA!!!!! usopp tells nami to take her and run.... NAH!!!! FUCK HER SHIT UP!!!!!! #nami finally fighting omg i have been waiting for this moment #episode 1032

[gralixe]

One Piece has so much gall giving so much screen time to characters I truly do not give a fuck about

#my thots #one piece #sorry wano #ur amazing except for all the parts that suck #sorry carrot I just don’t wanna see ur lame fight I never cared abt Pedro anyway lmao 😭 #I do fuck w Marco tho he can stay #law and kid u are in. drake and apoo sashay away #odens entire backstory was a FUCKING CHORE #I would love oden a lot more if I wasn’t forced to watch all that lmfao #do u think oda knows that story events can be communicated without literally showing it fully and completely #through like clever dialogue and environmental storytelling and LIMITED backstory #anyway wano is still s tier #this is how u kno op fans r fucking cooked 😭 #I’ll be like yeah 30 hours of this arc were unwatchable. amazing tho #Sanji getting kidnapped by sexy ladies (again) was whatever. I am so so sick of his I’ll never hit a woman thing I’m sorry #bro some women r evil and literally fighting u…. u have 2 fight them back babes….. #however him calling for help? S TIER #FINALLY #LOVED #made it worth it to me #Robin said I love having friends 😘 #they save me I save them #now for oda to have Zoro need savings #put that man into some situations #make him more pathetic. do it u won’t #idk when this turned into my ranking rant #anyway #wano #wano spoilers

[politicalantibody]

Does Dimon actually BELIEVE in this crap? More likely, he is covering his bases in case Trump is elected. Donnie Boy was seriously pissed off at him when he came out in favor of Nikki Haley.

How many industry and financial CEO’s are going to follow his lead? The only constituency that truly benefitted from the Trump Presidency was the super-rich. And Trump has shown repeatedly that he has a vindictive nature, and holds a grudge. Carrot and stick.

When it comes to public policy, large banks are inherently untrustworthy. Unregulated capitalism and fascism are natural allies.

We are now about halfway along the path connecting a free democracy to a fascist dictatorship.

#jamie dimon #grudges and revenge #dictator on day one #repugs are evil #vote blue #Trump knows how to hold a grudge #carrots and sticks #the path to fascism