#and fits the criteria

[ellonemu]

most inaccurate thing about minecraft story mode is that no one looked like this

#minecraft story mode #mcsm #almost every youtuber i saw back then had these skins #i'm talking about the telltale minecraft ocs #I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i realize cassie does fit into this criteria #my apologies

[atlas-is-busy]

He could've been a Tumblr sexyman. He deserved to be a Tumblr sexyman, and we deprived him of that.

#meet the robinsons #he fits all the criteria #also he's just splendid #atlas rambles sometimes

[alastors-antlers]

I think this has been in a good number of fanworks already so I'm not exactly covering new ground here, but the idea of Lucifer helping Alastor with his angelic wound on behalf of Charlie never gets old to me.

Alastor continues to pretend that nothing is wrong until he just can't pretend anymore - is it exhaustion? Is it the fact that his injury is so obvious to literally everyone else that it'd be pointless to keep it up? You decide, but either way, he's forced into an intervention.

And then when Lucifer offers healing — because we can't have you dying on us, you idiot, he says, or really anything of the sort — Alastor refuses.

No! Certainly not. No, thank you.

What do you mean? You don't want healing? Do you want to die again? Because you're going to.

Don't mock me. Why are you here? What do you want from me?

Then Lucifer has to convince Alastor that there is, in fact, no catch. It's not a concession Lucifer seeks to hold over Alastor's head forever (not that Luci isn't free to do a bit of gloating); not a way for Lucifer to harm him under the guise of aid; not a favour for a blank cheque to be cashed in at a later date.

Finally, with no small amount of frustration or needling or "will you please just let me do this holy hell this is taking forever" on Lucifer's part, Alastor agrees.

And maybe when it's over, maybe he hates Lucifer just a little bit less than he did. Maybe Alastor trusts just a tiny bit more.

Seriously, you could write this a hundred times and I would probably read all of that. I'm a sucker for the setup, what can I say?

#alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor meta #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #if anyone wants to send me fics that fit this criteria I would very much appreciate it #appleradio #radioapple #technically as in their interactions #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel hc

[hansama]

Day 1 - Fallen King

he's a lil silly sometimes >///>)

@sansxyouweek

#undertale #Han x skellie #sans #undertale sans #han #oc #oc x canon #sansxyouweek2023 #sans x you #D-DON'T LOOK A T ME #THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNIER AND SILLIER BUT IT TURNED OUT ASDJKGD///// #i had other ideas too but idk this is what ended up happening >////> #anyway i still didn't draw for tomorrow yET ADKLJGHKLJADGH i hope i participate in multiple days but I'm not sure #he's a fallen king i'm the new tumblr sexy man exCEPT I DON'T FIT THE CRITERIA LMAOOO #hush sans you'll forever be my no.1 tumblr sexyman king eternally u///u) ♥ ♥ #btw yes that's a burger king crown

[mimikyu-chr]

if you have HPD, NPD or ASPD i love you. we’re either ignored or talked over, or flat out demonised. we’re seen as abusers. but we’re human, and a personality disorder shouldn’t change that.

#mental health #histrionic personality disorder #narcissistic personality disorder #antisocial personality disorder #hpd #npd #aspd #personality disorder #cluster b #artemis.chr #madpunk #i think that’s the right tag? #not about bpd #don’t make this about bpd #narcissistic abuse #i have hpd and npd traits #so i’m not just talking out of knowing people with it #i fit criteria for two of these.

[samipekoe]

juri commission woo

#juri han #street fighter #i will give a flesh fang to any character i feel fits the vibe. my criteria for being a flesh fang haver

[rainbow-flavoured-skittles]

bruiseshipping headcanon that Jay gives Cole nicknames that are different kinds of rocks, but over time they get increasingly more convoluted and weird to the point where it's stuff like "pyritised ammonite" and "natural raw amethyst crystal." It's become an unspoken rule at this point: if Jay is naming increasingly specific rocks, it's not him being a geology nerd. He's looking for his boyfriend.

#I am using my novice rock collector knowledge to come up with the nicknames #it's surprisingly hard to come up with rocks that fit the criteria I'm thinking of #I ended up scrolling etsy for the very specific and long rock names #bruiseshipping #cole brookstone #jay walker #ninjago bruise #ninjago headcanon #lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago jay #ninjago cole #cole x jay #jay x cole #lego #ninjago ships

[corallapis]

#doctor x master #dw #dwedit #* #i call this one live slug reaction. #lottl death scene doesn't fit my criteria (someone else commenting on them) but. i couldn't not include it.

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

love how, when Charlie goes to heaven, and the court tries to decide what can get a soul into heaven, one of the criteria is "stick it to the man"

then Adam shows up in hell and announces himself as THE Man™, literally. and Sir Pentious gets into heaven by, well, sticking it to him XD

#like yes he sacrificed himself for love and all that #but we already know heaven and hell dont operate as the ultimate moral judgments that theyre supposed to be #demons showing mercy to angels; sinners trying to be redeemed while in hell; angels being cruel and bloodthirsty; etc. #but by the criteria that heaven came up with #he fit the bill #and i thought it was hilarious how Adam was bragging about being The Man becoz he really set the stage #for them all to stick it to The Man (himself) lmao #hazbin hotel #sir pentious #hazbin hotel spoilers

[mappy-land]

Star Wars be like “a Jedi, their snarky partner, and a sassy supporting character go on adventures”

or Star Wars be like “force sensitive child and their exhausted guardian(s) go on adventures”

and I eat that shit up every time.

#star wars #i wasn’t gonna include the sequels because I actually Don’t eat that shit up at all but it still fits the criteria for the most part #the best part is that for tcw those three are interchangeable and can take turns lmao #Han and leia also swap places and take turns as well #yes I know Omega isn’t actually force sensitive but let a girl dream alright? #luke skywalker #han solo #leia organa #the clone wars #anakin akywalker #kenobi series #obi wan kenobi #ahsoka tano #the bad batch #omega bad batch #hunter bad batch #crosshair bad batch #wrecker bad batch #tech bad batch #arc trooper echo #the mandalorian #din djarin #baby grogu #sw original trilogy #sw prequels #sw sequels #mappy talks

[toaster-fire-art]

average friend group

#just some special lil guys #they're just kids *sobs* #THEM!! #my art #toasterfireart #tian ye ke #faraway wanderers #tyk #priest novels #zhang chengling #gu xiang #cao weining #bisexual ppl be like #shl #word of honor #i cant believe i've never really drawn any of them esp. zhang chengling hes so dumb i love him #completely useless boy that fits all criteria of main charcter but stright up isn't kills me lmao #i would give up all mortal possessions for gu xiang #i really want to just draw a buch of characters i haven't before #like a practice thing i guess? #i havn't finished rereading qy but i was drawing zzs and yk how it goes

[mashpotatoe]

reigens reputation as a pathetic idiot caught on for too long people forgot his whole schtick is like. being cunning and adaptable. like cleverly dissecting his clients' problems and finding solutions for them in the case they dont deal with the supernatural is what puts food on his table

#people try to fit him under every “pathetic” trope criteria same with the bitchless thing #reigen is not PATHETIC !!! *RIPS OFF ALL MY CLOTHES*

[kota-corner]

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH??? (Speaking about the Autism and PMDD statistic specifically)

#yall i think my therapist is onto something #im fighting for my life out here with my periods #it honestly makes a lot more sense than bipolar 2 for me. i dont even fit the criteria for bipolar 2!!! #idk why the hospital i was at in april diagnosed me with type *1*(aka the more severe type that includes manic episodes) considering the #psychiatrist talked to me for like twenty minutes as a whole for the five to six days i was even there #and i dont have enough bpd traits to be diagnosed so that's not something we are really considering anymore #autism + trauma + pmdd= kota's very weird mood swings? #premenstrual dysphoric disorder #pmdd #cptsd #autism #actually autistic #mental health #tw: mental illness #tw: periods #reblog #💫donnie text post💫 #💫donnie gets real.tag💫

[an1m3bunbun]

Imagine getting caught in the rain while on a walk with Lilia. You both run home as fast as you can, Lilia giggling the whole time. When you're finally there, you dry off, change into something comfy and snuggle up with each other under a blanket. He decides to put on a movie, so you can warm each other up while watching, feeling comfortable and safe, as he nuzzles his cheek against yours.

Silver sees this scene, smiles softly and decides to leave you two alone. That is until his father invites him to join~

#lilia vanrouge #lilia x reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland lilia #twisted wonderland lilia x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #Twisted wonderland silver #Need the family cuddle session. #Silver becomes my son when I start dating his dad. It just is like that. #Malleus is also free to join of course #So is Sebek #I try to keep reader as ambiguous as possible. Mostly cause I myself don't really fit the criteria of the typically described reader lmaooo

[annfirestar]

Mama’s boy: Oh my precious baby boy. You are so kind, and you are trying so hard…

Daddy’s girl: *Is in jail*

#tell me i’m wrong #tristan liones #gawain #josuke higashitaka #jolyne cujoh #peeta melark #katniss everdeen #artyom chyornyj #anya melnikova #richter belmont #cassie cage #ciri #helena wayne #rosemary winters #river song #lara croft #some of them have parents that also fit the criteria #add characters that apply #four knights of the apocalypse #jojos bizarre adventure #the hunger games #metro 2033 #castlevania #castlevania nocturne #mortal kombat #the witcher #batman #resident evil #doctor who #tomb raider

[bobbinalong]

little brother.

#dc #dc comics #fanart #bobbinart #batfam #technically #timsteph #oc allie brown #oc evan brown #steph keeps the kid au #she is potentially older when he's born than tim was when she was born lol #the urge was very big to call him bram bc i like that name and when am i ever gonna get to use it but bram brown is just not a vibe #arbaham brown maybe but. abraham has a different vibe than bram #if you're wondering why evan it's a form of johannes according to wikipedia #which is the male form of johanna #which. you guessed it. the name janet is derived from #so he's sneakily named for his grandma #maybe even evan drake? or just evan idk #allie has a bird/tim-related middle name and drake would fit both criteria lol #or maybe stephen #have one kid named for each of them #or maybe no middle name bc what are those good for anyway