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evenmorefatallyobsessed · 10 months

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Prof. Rose AU Concept

To be clear this isn't the only Au/ comic I'll put the model in but it is the one that comes to mind for me most often.

All of team RWBY are born into the previous generation.

Ruby would've never thought of herself as the teaching type of Huntress and yet here she was in Beacon showing students how to Huntress with the best of them.

So yeah she was a bit late to the classes she taught, and liked to dress... Um, a bit messily BUT THAT WAS HER METHOD GOSH DANGIT!

Besides she was a adult, and a awesome one at that. Heck Gynda barely ever scolded her... Anymore.

Today was no different either as she walked to the auditorium. Near the launch pad, watching as new students came flocking out looking around with stars in their eyes and hope in their hearts.

She remembered being like that back then... Okay, maybe not like that one blonde blowing chunks into the garbage can but still.

A bunch of Weiss's Dust packed, she was Enough reminiscing she had stuff to do like being a awesome partner, moving her friend's Dust to their room. Now she didn't need to pay extra for them to navigate Beacon and, and, ACHOO!!!

'Boom!'

What Was This Place Cursed!? Really? the same spot she blew up I on her first day her all those years ago!

At least she didn't have a fuming Weiss to deal with this time again... Right now.

She sat there sulking remembering back then to. That'd nearly broken her back in the day. But she knew better now, nobody would come to help he-

"You okay?" She blinked, looking up and meeting gazes with a boy.

"Aren't you the guy who blew chunks in the trash?" And like that she'd instantly insulted one of her students and a nice cute one too... Wait, cute?

"Hey I have motion sickness! It's a common problem that a lot of people have." They walked through the school, him quick to follow her lead. The boys name was Jaune, obviously he was a first year.

And he wielded a classic bastard sword with a mecha-shifting sheath/ shield. Nothing fancy but the metal was like freakishly durable and seemed immune to rust! She'd admit to drooling over the thought of what she could make with a alloy like that.

Oh And Jaune Was A Arc!

A Actual Arc! To most people that wouldn't mean much, heck to hear even just a few years ago it wouldn't mean much. But now that she and her team were Part of Ozpins super secret decret circle she knew better.

Jaune came from a long line of heroes, heroes who fought against Salem and in just about every war you could look up. Heck one of the two people exemplified on the statue were a Arc!

Yep Jaune was gonne do great, awesome things, she just had a gut feeling about these sorta things. He even got that she was older then him! And with her baby face that was saying something!

Though admittedly he did only think she was a senior, but still. Jaune was hitting every box to being her favorite student this year. She was so excited she was gushing about her new friend to Glynda and the rest of the staff that night.

Still if Jaune was gonna be her new favorite student she wanted to know everything about him she could. Some research was in order... And he cheated his way into Beacon...

Cool, and here she was expecting worse like him being a former terrorist or bandit like Blake or her uncle Qrow. He just never went to combat school.

That wasn't so bad, he probably had the basics down and could he taught the rest. Yep, everything would be A-Okay!

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EVERYTHING WAS NOT A-OKAY!!! Heck It wasn't even C-Okay! It was F-Bad! Real Bad! Jaune Didn't Have Aura! Nope Nadda! HOW!?

What Kinda Parents Didn't Unlock Thier Kids Auras When They Wanted To Fight Grimm!

Thank God Pyrrha There... Touching his chest, unlocking his aura... One of the most intimate acts you could share with another person...

Huh? She, she didn't like that... At all. Though there were some hiccups Jaune and his team managed to pass, with Jaune leading it... Yeah she was getting flashbacks to her first year.

The party started and his team was the center of attention or to be more accurate Pyrrha and very very much not normal knees. Good thing Jaune seemed to catch on quick cuz he quickly took the lead and acted like a buffer between her adoring fans. And now Pyrrha was blushing as she looked to him.

Did she like him... No.

No no no no NO!

Okay, so maybe she had a few drinks, but she was a adult so it was fine... Besides the drinks just made Jaune look yummiest after all... Yummier?

She dragged him off for super secret team leaders advice that none of the other leaders needed. Why would they?

Nope Jaune was her friend and student, which meant she won, Pyrrha was just his partner.

So they talked, about how imitation went, about his family (And geez what a family) and what he wanted to be... Like her? Her?

"Yeah, I looked some videos up and figured out you were some kinda hero Craterfac-, I mean Ms. Rose.

Nope! She did not like that! And refused to let it stand. And when he dared to refuse her refusal she decided force was needed and tackled him down.

Pinning down her new friend/ student she threatened him to start calling her Ruby again like all her friends only to freeze up. Becaus something was pushing up against her. Something big and hard, and in Jaune's pants... Oh!

And like that he was off, rushing away with a absolutely tomato colored face. And she was left there, everything clicking in her head and tingling in her body... Oh, so she had a crush on Jaune...

And didn't that present a problem, Ruby Awesome Rose had butt tons of experience in a lot of stuff.

Fighting Grimm, Weapon Repair, Baking... But romance was very much not her field. And Weiss and Yang were nowhere in sight to ask for advice. Well, at least there was once source of study she had available on hand.

Thank Oum for Blake and her books, she was sure they'd make Great references material...

And great they did, especially with a drink or two... Yep Jaune could definitely be like these studs and... Heheh and do fun stuff to her.

Actually 'Hic' why did she never think about making babies? She was a grown woman, and Jaune she could chisel into a super hunky knight.

Yeah, the more she thought of it the better that idea got. And drinks made the plan all the sexier. utterly sloshed, she worked another orgasm off of watching a teacher student porno, and found herself quite annoyed.

Why was she using this? There was a cute dork who just passed Initiation AKA was totally and utterly legal.

Her mind made up she whipped out her Scroll and made her way down go JNPR's room. Knocking on it, waiting for someone to answer, for 'Him' to answer, the door opening her prize came half confused as and all flustered as he readied to speak. But she didn't let him, after all she wanted a taste really bad...

Lips smacking she pulled back and found him landing flat on him ass face red as a tomato and pitching a new tent.

Her drunk mind worked a lightbulb and she smiled. .

That was just the sorta reaction she wanted, she would pressed on, already getting ready to pull down her top but she could hear the familiar sound of Glynda's heels as she made her way there.

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Jaune was flustered, not sure how he was gonna face Prof. Rose, yep, Professor, Ruby as it turned out wasn't just some quirky fourth year student. Nope, his dumb butt went and made buddies with his teacher... He could already hear the bullies cracking their knuckles. That team CRDL group had been bugging him ever since, but somehow that wasn’t even the worst of it. Nope, the worst was Ruby herself, well… What she did while drunk…

His cheeks pinked, still vaguely recalling the taste of strawberries… He really needed to clear the air, he knew asses who tried to take advantage of his sisters when they were drunk and he had no intention of falling in with that lot.

All he could do was try to clear the air with miss Rose and hope she would be understanding, she might’ve kissed him but he did lean into it instead of rejecting it. So even if others would argue it he felt guilty… Still he was in his first class here and she was gonna teach it, fingers crossed she wouldn’t hate his… His. Sexy… Wha!? No he meant what was she wearing!?

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One awesome thing about having a Drunkle Qrow was that Ruby Rose was a expert drinker, highly adapted and incredibly quick to bounce back. AKA no hang overs and a crystal clear memory… And oh did she make great memories last night!

Hehe, he tasted like honey, and his face got all red, she bit her lip thinking about it, okay so yep Ruby Rose had it bad. And usually she might hesitate, but Drunk Ruby had nailed the assist! And now Ruby knew Jaune was interested and that she wanted it!

Oh she panicked at first, but then looked up the rule book and yeppers it was all cool and legal! Heck her dating Jaune wasn’t nearly as bad as half the stuff her team got into back when they were students!

Maybe when she was a freshman she might’ve panicked, have second guessed herself… But that was then, she’d gone through to much, to many difficult experiences to be thwarted by romance… Mt. Glenn… Dr. Merlot and Salem’s sinister circle and the Hunters disappearing in Mistral. Ruby Rose had faced death and danger on scales most hunters would never know.

And from them she’d learned above all else the value in being decisive, and Ruby Decisive Rose had a new goal! And that goal was a blonde young knight husbando! Mark her words! Ruby Rose was Gonna get herself a man! And Jaune Arc didn’t stand a chance!

She would use all the knowledge and know how of Blake’s many smutty books, and years observing her big sis flirting to her full advantage! She was no longer a member of the itty bitty boobie club dangit, she had Ruboobies to match her Bubooty! And she was gonna use it to it’s full effect!

And Ozpin was all for her making some Silver Eyed Babies! Which meant Jaune Arc was as good as her’s! Ruby Rose had it going on and every student in the class had their eyes on her in her sexy dress including Jaune!

Operation Lancaster Start!

#jaune arc #ruby rose #aged up #age difference #prof. rose au #au concept

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lockboxbooks · 6 months

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*Judy carrying groceries from shopping but secretly horny as her cock is hard and peek out now head for alley to masturbat but fortunately there female stuck to wall* (for glynda goodwitch)

Glynda was not one to shy away from anything; but once there were no Grimm left to battle, the disciplinarian had found herself on hard times and needed to do something to make ends meet. There was a company that was looking for models to help advertise their product, she met their requirements and found herself being paid thousands of Lien a week to be stuck in a wall with Dusthub advertisements plastered all around her.

If Glynda ran out of condoms before she was removed from the wall, she got a bonus payment. But today had been slow, and there was still half a packet to go through, and the witch really needed the bonus as her new job left her with stained and ruined clothes. She heard someone coming down the alleyway and started to get her fat, wobbly ass cheeks to bounce and clap loudly together. "Cum and see all the glorious content and pleasure toys Dusthub has for you. Peruse our advertisements as you pleasure yourself with my slutty holes." Glynda cooed out, reciting the canned line she was told to say at prospective customers. "Use all the condoms and win a free purchase!"

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waheelawhisperer · 1 year

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Good evening, everyone, and welcome to VNN SportsCenter! I'm your host, Waheela "Bubba" Whisperer, and tonight on Vale News Network's Fandom Friday, I'll be bringing you live coverage of the RWBY Hottest Character Poll, hosted by the lovely hadesisqueer. The initial round has drawn to a close and we've already seen some remarkable upsets, and analysts and bookmakers have begun recalculating odds and reevaluating the tournament favorites.

The initial top seed, ranked number one in both the Atlesian Press poll and BeaCon statistical rankings, Yang Xiao Long, has actually seen her odds decrease as she moves into the second round of her tournament. While she defeated her initial opponent in decisive fashion, she's actually 0-1 against the spread despite facing an opponent seeded in the middle of the pack by both human and computer polls. Still, she remains one of the tournament's top contenders, and it's not uncommon for top seeds to start off slow and then get hot (get it?) as they move into the later rounds.

Miss Xiao Long's girlfriend and fellow 1 seed, Blake Belladonna, saw her odds improve slightly as she defeated both her first opponent and the spread, though questions remain regarding how much of her victory was earned through her own performance and how much of it came from the fact that Ilia Amitola is a lesbian mess who actively encouraged voters to choose her opponent. As such, Miss Belladonna has yet to establish herself as the favorite to bring home the gold, though she'll certainly be bringing home a different type of gold(en sun dragon) regardless of the results.

The current favorite, Winter Schnee, advanced to the Round of 32 with a commanding victory over some angry twink with a mustache - specifically, the one she wasn't related to. She managed to just barely beat the spread, but the line was so damn high to begin with that natural poll variance alone made it nearly impossible to beat, especially by any decisive margin. She's still the darling of the computer polls in particular, many of which actually had her seeded over contestant Xiao Long, though she displays slightly less favorability with human pollsters than either of the other top seeds mentioned so far.

The first on our list of upsets is a matchup many pundits expected to be quite contentious - Deputy Headmistress Glynda Goodwitch vs. General James Ironwood. While Ironwood wasn't a heavy favorite, he was expected to escape the initial round and perhaps even make the Sweet Sixteen on the strength of his masculine appeal and iron wood if he managed to draw a favorable bracket. Unfortunately for the General, he landed an opponent ranked variably within the low-two and high-three seeds for his first matchup, and his virile facial hair and DILF-in-a-uniform appeal was insufficient to overcome his willingness to commit mass murder, much less the Deputy Headmistress's massive MILFpower. The bettors predicted a much closer spread, and Glynda's decisive victory has led analysts to start seriously considering the possibility that she might make a Final Four appearance so long as the whims of the bracket do not conspire to end her run early.

Another contestant who managed to elevate is Kali Belladonna, who was favored in her matchup and surprised the audience by crushing the spread, taking home over 75% of the vote against a MILF with an ass so fat it messed up the rigging of her model. When asked for comment, Mrs. Belladonna showed me a picture of her daughter as a toddler and then enthusiastically explained to me why she believed her husband should be the ultimate victor in the tournament. As her commentary is not suitable for an audience of all ages, her statement will not be broadcast.

Mr. Belladonna, on the other hand, despite his impressive victory against both the spread and fellow DILF Taiyang Xiao Long, has received rather less favorable treatment from the polls than he has from his wife, given the demographics of those voting in this contest. As a result, most analysts do not expect him to progress beyond the Sweet Sixteen, though SportsCenter has heard rumors that the bracket is being reseeded mid-tournament in order to help level the playing field for the male contestants. When SportsCenter asked host hadesisqueer to shed some light on these allegations, a representative of the Vale Sporting Commission informed us that she was not available to speak with the media at this time and refused to provide any further comment. According to our sources within the Sporting Commission, the host was last seen staring at pictures of Blake Belladonna and muttering frantically to herself in Spanish.

Duly elected Councilwoman Hill of Atlas, on the other hand, did make herself available for comment after her victory over Jacques Schnee, and used her newfound platform to loudly call her opponent "a punk-ass bitch" before disparaging General Ironwood's suitability for his job as the commander-in-chief of the Atlesian military and insisting that contestant Winter Schnee must have gotten her booty from her mother. The voters are in vocal agreement with all three statements, and Miss Hill's last assertion in particular has raised her stock with the voters enough to potentially propel her into the Elite Eight or possibly even the Final Four, though analysts still think she is unlikely to reach the finals without taking drastic measures.

Speaking of Schnees, another surprising matchup involving Miss Winter's younger sister has left some in the audience questioning the seeding process for the tournament. While Weiss Schnee was not expected to make a particularly deep run, very few anticipated her exit in the first round. Unfortunately, her first opponent was consensus 2-seed and Elite Eight contender Pyrrha Nikos. Miss Schnee acquitted herself well in this matchup, just barely failing to beat the spread against an opponent many feel is one of the best in the tournament, but I can't imagine she's happy to go out like this.

Finally, the Branwenbowl drew the highest ratings of the first round of the tournament as two top contenders slugged it out far earlier than either was expected to meet serious competition. Fists and feathers flew with abandon as the audience argued over whether Raven's Goth Dommy Mommy vibes outweighed Qrow's tragic backstory, status as a parental figure and mentor who genuinely cares for the children he has accepted responsibility for, and general soggy patheticness, but ultimately Raven Branwen claimed victory over her brother, whose Semblance struck once more and prevented him from taking advantage of a last-chance opportunity to replace a pair of underperforming contestants in a late matchup.

The matchups are only getting spicier from here, folks! We at VNN know you've got strong opinions on the outcomes, so if you'd like to place your money where your mouth is, you can place your bets with one of our official partners at www.XiongSportsBooks.com (no relation to the notorious Xiong crime family) or support your favorite contestant by buying the finest merchandise Atlesian sweatshops can coerce poverty-stricken Faunus into producing for far less than a decent living wage in the Merchandise tab of our website! Use the code ASHES for 20% off all Cinder Fall-, Pyrrha Nikos-, and Arthur Watts-themed merchandise and the code SDC for a 10% discount on a new pair of Schneezys (limit one per customer).

Thanks for watching, folks, and tune back in next time for live coverage of the Round of 32! Here at VNN SportsCenter, we're committed to bringing you top-notch coverage of all Valean sporting events. As always, let us know how you felt about this broadcast on Glitter using the hashtag #flexappeal, and check out behind-the-scenes footage and photos of our contestants at www.hunstagram.com/SportsCenter, and see you all next time on Waheela's Fandom Friday!

#I'm so sorry I packed this full of sportsball jokes #and I would delight in the opportunity to explain them #rwby hottest character poll #rwby #I'm not tagging all the damn characters lol

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juanarc-thethird · 2 years

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In your expert opinion, what butt does everyone on RWBY have?

Ok this is going to be a long list and to make it a little easier for me is going to be in alphabetical order. I also want to add that this is just my opinion and is for fun. If anyone disagree with me, that's totally understandable. So after saying all that, let's do it!

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Amber: Norm, in the scenes where she appears, she looks normal.

An Ren: Norm, same here. She looks normal. I think all the characters that only appear once are Norm.

Arslan Altan: Muscle, since she does martial arts, I feel like this suits her.

Blake Belladonna: Badonk, I think we can all agree with this. No explanation need it.

Carmine Esclados: Thick, Just by looking at the art they made for the mobile game, you know that she is Thiccc with three c's

Ciel Soleil: Bubble, She looks like she works out regularly, so I think she would be this one.

Cinder Fall: Donk, She has that extra cushion in the back

Coco Adel: Hourgalss, She's like a model so this one fits her well.

Deery: Apple, Yeah, I don't know what to say, only that this one fits her.

Dew Gayl: Hourglass, She has the hips.

Elm Ederne: Double Wide, Remember that Aku meme about Extra thick? She is that.

Emerald Sustrai: Hourglass, I would like to have them as my pillow. (I'm sorry)

Fiona Thyme: Apple, I mean, she's small, it fits her.

Glynda Goodwitch: Thick, Mommy, sorry, Mommy, sorry, Mommy, sorry. (Jk)

Gwen Darcy: Bubble, It's hard to know which one would fit her, since she's always in a dress, but I think this one looks good on her.

Harriet Bree: Hourglass, I mean just look at those thighs.

Ilia Amitola: Apple, She is slim so this one fits her well.

Jinn: Badonk, Three words: Big Thick Woman

Joanna Greenleaf: Muscle, Again, it's hard to see, so this one suits you better.

Kali Belladonna: Badonk, I mean, blake had to get it from somewhere.

Lil' Miss Malachite: Double wide, I think this one was obvious.

Lisa Lavender: Norm, We've only seen his face so I'll play it safe.

Maria Calavera (Young): Hourglass, She seems to do a lot of walking on her travels so I think this one fits her.

May Marigold: Hourgalss, Why did I choose this? Yes.

May Zedong: Hourgalss, She has a slim waist and has to move around a lot when using her sniper so….

Melanie Malachite: Bubble, She's skinny so I think this one suits her.

Miltia Malachite: Bubble, Just like her sister, she is skinny so I think this one suits her.

Nebula Violette: Donk, I'm going with that.

Neon Katt: Bubble, Anything else would have been a lie.

Neopolitan: Bubble, She has some, but not much.

Nora Valkyrie: Badonk, Do you think that having thunder thighs doesn't have its benefits? Give me a break

Octavia Ember: Badonk, Okay hear me out, the way her dress fits her body, she definitely has it.

Penny Polendina: Donk, She got that upgrade~

Pyrrha Nikos: Thick, Cereal may not be good for your health, but it is good for something else~

Raven Branwen: Badonk, Living in the forest has its benefits.

Reese Chloris: Norm, I like Reese, but I have to be honest.

Robyn Hill: Thick, I'll just say she has my vote.

Ruby Rose: Hourglass, All those cookies put in one place.

Salem: Badonk, Is it a problem that I like dangerous women? Yes. Is it my Hispanic blood's fault? Probably.

Saphron Cotta-Arc: Donk, Do you think that terra only noticed her because of her personality? Yes she did, but she also wanted some of that famous Arc booty.

Sienna Khan: Thick, The tiger is the second most dangerous predator, Sienna is in first place.

Summer Rose: Donk, Besides being a super mom, she was a super mommy~

Terra Cotta-Arc: Bubble, Again, do you think Saphron only noticed her because of her big ass? Yes, this time yes. And it was the best decision of her life.

Tock: Hourglass, Watch where you touch or you will lose your hand.

Trifa: Bubble, Cute spider girl.

Velvet Scarlatina: Hourglass, I need to drink some water.

Vernal: Donk, I would let her hurt me.

Weiss Schnee: Hourglass, The only thing she got from her mom.

Willow Schnee: Badonk, The living definition of a MILF.

Winter Schnee: Hourglass, That's Atlas Ass.

Yang Xiao Long: Donk, All that training paid off.

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So that's all. Again, this is my opinion, it may be wrong.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #Butt #is only my opinion #is not the law

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strqyr · 8 months

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I mean, I agree on the criticism of RWBY's women falling into that anime pit trap of 15-40 being indistinguishable, but I really don't get what you're saying about these new designs looking much more mature than what we've seen before. Like, I may not be able to immediately assume Kali is old enough to have a 20 year old child but if you put her next to the new movie Blake I'd still say she looks a bit older.

okay, how should i put this... when you put rwby from the show and rwby from the part 2 side-by-side, you can immediately tell that they look more mature in the latter. it's like the difference between being in the late teens vs being in late twenties-early thirties. this difference is achieved completely by fairly subtle changes here and there that add up.

the only reason kali looks older is bc she has lines under her eyes to give her an older look. take those away and she barely looks any different than 19-year-old blake. now this would be fine, i guess, if she was the exception to the rule—people age differently and some keep their 'baby-face' where the only difference between now and then is the wrinkles—but slapping couple lines under female character's eyes and calling it the day was pretty much the default. like you could even keep the face shape the same, all it would really take is to make their eyes just that much smaller and it would already make a huge difference. that's pretty much what they've done with male characters; just compare ozpin with jaune or ren in V1 and even though ozpin still looks very, very youthful, you can tell that he's an adult compared to two teenagers even without lines under his eyes.

(i would say they even managed this with glynda in V1-2 from the screenshots i'm looking at so credit where credit is due, but for some reason her eyes in V3 are different—or at least feel different, it's 3am and i really should be sleeping rn lmao) (actually no i think her whole face is different in V3. at least at times. it's like she has two models or it's the same model and they're doing different things with her eyes)

like it really is the difference between being able to immediately tell that a character is an adult and looks more mature compared to teenagers vs having to guess if this woman who is allegedly in their 40s is someone's mom or their sister.

just make their eyes smaller, that's all i'm really asking. you can keep the face shapes the same, you can even keep the lines under their eyes, just give them smaller eyes that's like the first thing you go for when you want to make a character look younger / older. please.

#anon #ask.strqyr #i'm simplifying this a lot #but i hope y'all can forgive me it really is 3am

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kitkatopinions · 1 year

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I have this theory that RWDE types always viewed Ironwood as infallible and perfect from the very start, solely because he was a badass dude, and rather than reconcile the fact that they ignored his flaws only because they saw him as an "alpha male" they would rather attack not only the writers but every woman who disagrees with and acts against him.

This is so funny, because I'm an openly feminist queer woman who doesn't hate any of the main characters, loves the female characters, and happens to view Ironwood as very flawed and I've criticized things like his 'go to space' plot, and will NEVER defend things like him shooting Oscar or Sleet or his frankly absurd levels of clear and present villainy in Volume Eight. Most of the RWBY characters I hate are men like Port, Cardin, Hazel and even Adam (though I like his concept,) and most of the women I hate are villains I'm MEANT to hate, and I don't criticize any character in RWBY nearly as much as I - a woman - criticize the majority male writers, but you apparently feel the need to defend people like Miles Luna. I have never once said Ironwood is perfect, I've VERY CLEARLY stated repeatedly that he's flawed. Also I hate alpha men and dudebros and btw your fandom is lousy with them (and maybe start with Miles Luna if you're interested in criticizing misogyny.) You're literally accusing me of misogyny JUST BECAUSE I pointed out flaws in anti-rwde logic, criticize a show that was created by and mostly written by men, and like a fictional character.

ALSO, just so we're clear, you didn't even TRY to refute anything I said, just threw out some buzzwords, accused me of saying something I didn't say (that Ironwood is perfect) and then pretended you did something. 0/10 Very unoriginal comment, and you exposed your cowardice by being on anon.

ALSO also, it's always funny when people accuse me of seeing Ironwood as an alpha male, because I always write him to be a very emotional person who lets his friends get away with way too much, admires Penny more than any other person alive, looks to Glynda as a confidant and role model, and hasn't had a relationship since his teen years because he's been pining after Qrow since they met during the first Vytal Tournament. Like, maybe unpack your stupid assumptions, stupidhead.

#anti rwby #rwby criticism #rwde #pro ironwood #rwby critical #pro james ironwood

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novankenn · 11 months

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"Ozpin's Fault AU"

Jaune-napped!!! (2/2)(841 Words)

The trip to Jaune's Aunt Glynda's private accommodations took much longer than Nora would have expected. Due to the state the medical exam had put her in, Jaune was barely able to walk, let alone navigate her way through the halls of Beacon. Keeping a grip on Jaune's upper arm, Nora guided her Fearless but dazed Leader towards the assigned destination.

Nora soon was on high alert. She could see the wanton looks of other students, both male and female, aimed at Jaune. Nora herself had to admit, at least internally, that Vixen Jaune oozed innocent seductive attraction.

"Thirsty Wenches, all of them." Nora mumbled as she shot all four members of NDGO an undisguised look, promising Broken Legs if they approached any closer. "A little push and Pyr-Pyr will finally make her move, Jaune-Jaune. You'd like that, right?"

Jaune said nothing as she continued to shuffle along beside Nora.

"You two would be so adorably cute, and so easy to tease when you get together-together." Nora commented as they closed on the door of their destination.

With a couple of knocks on the designated door, it opened and Nora led the shuffling Jaune into the room.

"What happened?" Glynda asked as she took in the condition of her nephew now niece.

"First gynecologic exam." Nora answered.

"Oh yes. Understandable."

With the door closed, none of those secured inside saw the beret and sunglasses wearing fashion obsessed girl peering around the corner. She had slid her sunglasses down her nose, so she could get a better look. She had been following Nora and Jaune ever since she saw the pair setup out of the cafeteria.

"She's perfect." She mutter to herself, as she assessed the innocent yet seductive girl next door threat to her own aims. "Bun-Bun would so go for her..."

"I would so go for whom, Coco?" the team in question asked as she walked up on the distracted fashionista.

"Um... nothing. I'm not stalking anyone, I swear."

"Coco." Velvet's ears narrowed as she saw the ticks Velvet had learned long ago that indicated that Coco was lying and planning something. "What are you up to? You're not going to try and scare someone who I might find attractive, are you? You need to stop that, I've told you... many, many, many times I'm only interested in a single person, and if she would stop being so dense..."

"You don't understand, Bun-Bun. This new girl is totally the most cute but sexually desirable vixen I've ever laid eyes on. I have to protect you from her."

"New girl? What are you talking about?"

"The blond haired fox faunus, angel that is hanging around teams RWBY and JNPR."

"Oh, you mean Jaune."

"Jaune?"

"Yeah, one of the first years I tutor, mention that Jaune has suddenly become a girl and a faunus."

"How... that makes no sense, I'm confused."

"So is pretty much the whole school."

"So my cousin Jaune... oh..."

"Coco don't. I know that look. Don't you dare."

"I'm not planning anything, even if she would be the perfect model. I could do so much with her."

"Coco, don't."

"Aunt Glynda would understand." Coco commented as she returned to watching the hallway. "You have the sack, right Bun-Bun?"

"Sack? What sack?"

"The silk, full body, bitch catcher."

"No?"

"Okay, then I'll just have to improvise."

"Coco?"

The door to Glynda's apartment, opened and Nora emerged with a slightly less stunned Jaune in tow. Nora waved, before starting to guide Jaune down the hallway. Coco pulled back, and flattened herself against the wall, her arm shooting out and across Velvet's bust making her also flatten against the wall.

"Coco?"

"Shush!" Coco whispered,"They'll be going by any minute now."

Velvet watched her eyes growing wide in horror as she realized what Coco was going to do as Nora and Jaune passed by where they were laying in wait for an ambush. As soon as they had fully passed, Coco sprang into action.

"Coco, NO! Jaune look out!" Velvet shouted, but she was too late with her warning, even though Nora seemed to have heard it.

"What?" Nora half turned only to get Gianduja in its handbag form right in the face.

As Nora went down, due to the impact and pure shock of the blindside attack, Coco made her second move of her impromtu plan.

"Eep!" Jaune squealed as Coco swooped in and scooped Jaune up and slung her over her shoulder. Spinning on her heels, Coco bolted past Velvet.

"Camera! Boutique!" Coco shouted as she tore past the shocked Velvet.

"Coco?"

"Camera! Boutique!" Coco called again as she vanished down the hall.

Velvet shook her head and sighed, as her shoulders dropped in defeat, before she walked away, knowing instinctively what Coco was planning, and unable to bring herself to also resist, the temptation.

"Ow." Nora moaned as she tried to clear the stars that were dancing across her vision.

In the distance, an insane cackling rang out, causing those students who were in the halls to shiver.

#ozpin's fault au #rwby #jaune arc #female!jaune #foxfaunus!jaune #vixen!jaune #team jnpr #team rwby #glynda goodwitch #coco adel #velvet scarlatina

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sunder-the-gold · 1 year

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Any thoughts on Coco x Velvet?

The light novels make it clear that Coco has a type; older, stronger women like Vice-Headmistress Glynda Goodwitch and professional Huntress Carmine Esclados.

There's arguably a hint of narcissism in this preference, since Coco sees these women as personal role-models.

But it's also arguable that this isn't actually Coco's type, precisely because she sees them as role-models. She might be getting her wires crossed. Logically, Coco could not have a successful relationship with women like these, because they would never stop fighting over who takes the lead.

Velvet, on the other hand, is perfectly willing to follow Coco's lead as long as she feels Coco is listening to feedback and considering Velvet's feelings.

Velvet hates fighting with Coco, but Coco can also push Velvet too far, and the two of them have gained valuable experience in finding a balance with each other built on mutual respect and trust.

And while Velvet lacks the sort of assertiveness that draws Coco's eye to the likes of Glynda and Carmine, Velvet is generally, genuinely more powerful than Coco.

#ask #rwby #coco adel #velvet scarlatina #crosshares #chocolate bunny #rwby character analysis #unindexed

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kob131 · 2 years

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So, RWBY Ice Queendom’s first three episodes aired today.

I have thoughts.

Basically, the whole trio is just a recap of Volume 1 with some new details here and there, some new scenes and set up for the main plot.

Things of note include-

-Winter, Whitley and Jacques make appearance in the White Trailer part. Winter sounds more like an older stern lady than the serious military woman she is, Whitley is more of a malicious schemer instead of the less malevolent little shit he was and Jacques sounds like a serious threat with some respect to him instead of the utter slimeball he is in canon. Oh and the plot is based around how Weiss doesn’t let go of her surface level perfectionism from Volume 1.

... Me thinks Weiss is a fan favorite in Japan.

-Ruby was in Vale to get a gift for Yang getting into Beacon.

-Jaune has a deep voice and his model lacks the wide blue eyes of his original while skipping his intro with Ruby. ... Great.

-The show in general takes itself more seriously than canon. I would not call this an improvement. You lose the cringey and weird jokes but also lose a lot of endearing qualities.

-Weiss is much more of a bitch here than in canon. Her reconcilation with Ruby is now based on trying to impress people and get ahead and her conflict with Blake is now reframed as Weiss being petty about things not going right for her. It also cheapens her conflict with Blake as she puts Blake being a former member of that group that made her life a living hell as comparable to Ruby being somewhat immature. Given that the stinger of Episode 3 is Weiss implied to NOT be letting go of her disdain, it makes her look petty.

-They cut down the dock fight so they stopped the fight scene from ruining Penny’s reveal...then they had Penny talk like a robot.

-Tai gets two scenes to show that he’s getting empty nest syndrome. It’s a win for Taiyang fans but if the show doesn’t focus on Ruby, it might be soured.

-The animation is generally better than Volume 1.

-The fights are nice. ...Says a lot about Monty though that his originals made on a shoestring budget are still kicking it’s ass though.

-The extra details are something RWBY has SORELY needed for a decade now.

-As for new stuff- There’s a dream witch who hunts Grimm that infest a person with endless nightmares which is implied to be the catalyst for Ice Queendom. The witch looks like an actual fantasy witch and not the more modern-esque take like Glynda and kind of doesn’t fit with RWBY’s general take aside from Salem...who has the context of being IMMORTAL to give her a reason why.

All in all, it’s a nice start and possibly a good recap for the anime. However it does seem to put in place just WHY RWBY kicked off the way it did: the mix of 3D animation, western style writing and eastern art style give RWBY a strong sense of identity. Which is displayed by Ice Queendom clearly being written with an eastern viewpoint and 2D animation- it’s cool and all but it’s nowhere near as striking as the original even at it’s weakest (Volume 2/Volume 5)

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itashiro-hitsuchiha · 1 year

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New M/F 11A: Coco has heard the rumors about a certain Professor, and so decided to stay after class for a bit of “extra credit”

Gif 11A

(ngl didn't think about Coco having some fun. But least over half the main female students are now part of his ever growing harem. XD)

It was a pretty standard day at Beacon for Phoenix. He taught the class as he normally does but he noticed something was a bit different today with Coco. It seemed like she had something on her mind other than his teachings. At first he thought nothing of it, but once the bell rang and he dismissed the class she stuck around. Normally he would expect Yang, Blake, or even Ruby showing up but they seem to be busy with something else this time around. The highly fashionable model student strutted her way to his desk and as the last student left the room and the door closed she had a sly smirk as she took a seat on his desk.

"Professor, I'm curious about something. I hear you've been giving a couple of the other gals some 'extra credit' work some days. And I also hear the sessions are quite 'long' and 'hard.' I was thinking I could get in on this and see how this 'extra credit' is for myself?" She says in a coy way while positioning herself on his desk in a suggestive way.

"I don't know what you've heard but I'm not sure you need any extra credit since your grades are pretty good Gala."

As he finished saying this she had her scroll up and turned to show the various lewd pictures of each member of team RWBY getting railed by him in different ways still smirking. "Oh you mean 'that' extra credit." He states with a slight nervous chuckle.

"Let me get to the point darling. I can't get a good view from these pics but I've heard you're as hung as a horse faunus and I want to see if that's true. I'll even get naked myself to help you get hard.~" she says as she starts stripping and hops off his desk. As she does this he wasn't about to look the gift horse in the mouth. He's already had fun with students before and this point he was fine with it. He stripped himself as well and as she was on her knees to get a better close look her eyes went wide and lowered her sunglasses that she still kept on. "Good Gods you're huge!!" She exclaims finding herself starting at the massive cock almost casting a shadow on her face.

"Well if you want that extra credit Ms. Adel you best open that sexy mouth of yours and start working for it.~" he stats as he took light hold of her hair and pulled her towards his cock which she immediately opened her mouth for. As he pulled her down on him he took her scroll that she left unattended on his desk and began thrusting deeper into her mouth. To which Coco just moaned and took as her eyes rolled up. Perhaps she was a bit in over her head here but she would see it through.

----several minutes laster-----

"Fuck~! Fuck~! Yes~! Harder Professor~! Fuck me harder!~ Give my Pussy another helping of your cum~!" Coco shouted in pure pleasure as she was pressed against the classroom window looking out to the courtyard where several students were walking through. The only thing blocking the view of her naked cum covered body getting railed from behind while her ample tits were pressed on the glass were the members of team RWBY and Glynda watching the scene and taking their own pictures.

"Oh that's going in the Yearbook!" Yang exclaims having the most fun with this and taking the most pictures.

"At least this makes her in the running for the 'biggest slut' section." Blake comments wishing it was her who was having her womb stuffed with her teacher's seed.

"I wonder if she'll be a lewd model after this?" Weiss ponders.

"Only if she gets pictures with Phoenix." Glynda chimes in.

"You really shouldn't have share those pics of us to her Yang. You KNEW she was going to do this!" Ruby chastises just as Coco had another orgasm with a pure ahegao face while a perfect view of Phoenix's cock pulsing and cum overflowing from Coco's pussy.

"Oh this is great stuff! Also Ruby. Yes I did know. Just didn't think it'd be this soon." Yang states taking even more pictures as Coco seemed to pose for them too. She was already getting into the role as another student Phoenix has the pleasure of using as a cock sleeve.

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evenmorefatallyobsessed · 11 months

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Prof. Gelé AU Concept

To be clear this isn't the only Au/ comic I'll put the model in but it is the one that comes to mind for me most often.

Bleiss is born into the previous generation to RWBY's main characters like Jaune was in my Prof. Arc AU, also like him she became Glynda's partner.

There wasn't really much to say about Bleiss, not really. She Nicholas Schnee's second born daughter. She had talent, beauty and a fierce intellect. But she was also a rebellious teen with a chip on her shoulder towards Atlas.

After that one snake in the grass tried to coil around her what was his name again Assques? Anyways she broke his nose, stole his date and the next day sick of this Atlas high Society shit she left to be a Huntress in Vale, to live her own life how she pleased, free from the SDC.

And Bleiss didn't just manage she fucking flourished! Made a cute friend and admittedly unrequited love named Summer, the best drinking buddy ever in a Branwen called Qrow and finally a bitch she could count to cover her back in Glynda...

Yeah admittedly the two didn't get along too well at first... Okay more like their first two years but whatever. Anyways Bleiss fucking loved her life, shit even turned out she had a knack for this teaching shit.

though only for Hunter Academies, combat school parents were always complaining bout their brats picking up some of her awesome habits.

She loved her students, some more the others specifically of the cute girl variety. Gawd did she love putting that brat Coco in her place. She'd have to do it again soon, the girl had been a bit too cocky recently with her fellow students after all.

But for now there were mors important things to deal with. Some fuckers had attacked Amber, she might not have fucked the girl or anything but she was a former student and nobody fucked with the brats she trained, graduated or not.

So she was suprised when the Malachites called her. The pair of girls she trained both on fighting and in bed having been excited over beating Ray's fucking brat who tried to wreck her favorite club. Thank god she gave them a few lessons on fighting from time to time.

Anyways apparently Junior got some kid some fake transcripts. A part of her wanted to grab the suspicious brat and throw him in a cell to interrogate. Too coincidental that someone attacks Amber, steals half her fucking soul and now someone else is trying to sneak into where they just so happen to have her.

So she makes it a point to be in front of the Bullhead the faker was coming in through. She was gonna decide what to do with him once she saw him. After all her drinking buddy Qrow got in with fake transcripts after all so she had to at least pretend to give him the benefit of the doubt...

She felt a bit bad for her neice Weiss, yeah she wasn't exactly her favorite kid of her sis but still. She always did like sweet, little innocent Whitley betterbafter all.

Then her daughter started showing of her dad's side and the guilt for not paying her too much mind died...

Seriously she left the brat there in a freaking crater sniffling and... And... And who the fuck was that?

Tall, blonde and strangely getting her engines roaring was a blonde boy with deep blue eyes, and a freaking knight aesthetics and a sword and... Wait? That was him!?

Okay so the brat apparently had a semblance that influenced people, had to be that? She wasn't into men. So why did her eyes keep tracking him, right right semblance.

Well didn't matter she had her man targeted and went in for the kill. Grabbing the blonde away after old Ozzy's dumb speech. Really it was less kidnapping and more telling the blonde to follow her.

A lie about boys sleeping separately from girls and he was all too willing to follow. Really he was sorta naive for a spy/ assassin. She had him right where she wanted, in her room ready to get straight to the Seductio-Interrogation! She meant Interrogation.

Thankfully the hunky chump still believed he was in the clear so she just had to act all treachery and respectable and junk while she slowly used her ace.

Alchohol, loose lips came hand in hand with drinks after all. And here he was all trusting, with that dopey sweet smile and those lovely blue eyes and that fuckable fac- DAMMIT!

She didn't think he'd be heavy drinker like her, brat could hold his liquor... Sexy. Finally though she managed to ignore the blazing inferno that was her libido long enough to get down to buisness.

And by that she meant she broke a bottle and he reached to clean it for her drunk ass... And cut himself.

He, he didn't have aura... And then everything came out now that she was interrogating the boy about his aura outta worry more then suspicion. After all he couldn't be a spy without aura. That'd be retarded and suicidal, once she told him how she knew he was a fake he buckled and caved in...

And she listened, listened to the blonde talk about his dream, and how he was denied the chance to even attempt it. How he ran away from home, sold just about everything he owned to get his hands on the fake papers so he could risk it all on the chance to attempt to live up to his families name.

So he could be a hero instead of just his families biggest dissapointment... Their black sheep. And she made up her mind then.

Glyn would've blamed the booze, but Bleiss knew perfectly well what she wanted to do.

So she did something she really did...

Something Glynda feared her doing, she gave the blonde a private lesson... And no not the sexy kind though she was awfully fucking tempted.

But no Bleiss Gelé unlocked the blonde's stud levels of aura and then went full out drill Sargent on the sexy blonde. Most would've broke, hell many combat school graduates did under her excessive, cruel and unusual tutoledge.

It was why she was strictly teaching in Dust classes so she couldn't train the poor soft Hunters-in-training. But Jaune didn't break, oh he whined, cried and yelled, but the blonde as it turned out was made of tougher stuff then his folks gave him credit for.

And then the night was over... Dawn broke and the poor blonde bastard hadn't gotten a wink of sleep. But that was fine, she had a plan, she'd go to Ozzy, get his permission to make the kid her sexy assistant like she was gonna do for sweet lil Whitley when he came down for Vytal and then she'd... And he was gone!

Next thing she knows she's freaking out over the kid being launched into the fucking Emerald Forest! Oh Gawd! She wore him the fuck out and not even in the fun way!

She'd never been more pissed at her partner then she was at that moment as Glynda restrained her. She was freaking the fuck out as she saw the poor kid launched through the air... Then he wasn't cuz that one famous brat chucked her spear his way.

Then she directed herself his way... Did something happen between them? How? Darling must've at best had a minute or two to interact with anyone on the way here?

After several more minutes of annoyingly futile resistance she finally calmed down and accepted things as is and decided to watch Jaune try his luck during Initiation and vouch for him if he failed.

-O-O-O-

Glynda felt very... Conflicted over her partner Bleiss. On one hand she'd known her through her entire time in Beacon. She understood Bleiss even if at times if was irritating to do so.

It was ultimately why she felt secured to a point around her. Glynda knew what to expect from her... Usually. Right now as she fretted over a random boy who she couldn't have known for more then a few hours was leaving her utterly stumped.

She observed him, and frankly Jaune Arc while having high aura levels was hardly what she could call competent. The boy was tripping all over himself and getting lost in thought randomly.

He was proving to be a detriment to his partner. Then they entered that cave and he... Did he fall asleep!?

Actually looking closer at him the blonde he looked utterly exhausted and his aura levels were rather low especially given how quickly they were restoring... If she didn't know better she'd have thought the Arc had been fighting for his life, the. Night... Prior.

No...

Turning she looked to her worried partner and spoke the most dire question without thinking positive even her impulsive, sadistic partner wouldn't be so reckless.

"Bleiss what did you do?" Bleiss avoided her gaze and begun to mumble, that was never a good sign.

"What did you say?"

"I... just... Trained him a bit last night." She wasn't the only on to look horrified, Port, Oobeleck and even Ozpin looked pale at the implications. After what Bleiss considered legitimate training was illegal across the kingdoms.

"How is he alive..." She agreed with Port before turning back to the screen concerned about the boy.

Her previous concerns were utterly dashed. Anyone who could survive Gelé's training more the deserved a spot in Beacon.

-0-0-0-

Exhausted, irritated and sore were Jaune's feelings... Aura, thank merciful Oum for aura! He didn't know how he survived all these years without it. But he was sure he would've died last night if not for the soulful energy.

Miss Gelé was terrifying, at first he'd been flustered when such a pretty older woman tricked him into her room, then confused and then worried when his transcripts came to life.

But all that fell wayside when out of nowhere she stood up grabbed him, dragged him outside and told him she'd be teaching him a few of the basics a Huntsman needed to know.

He'd been about to talk back, not willing to take a hand out even if from a teache- Then she knocked him flat on his ass, walked up to him and said some kinda cool sounding words before she unlocked his aura.

Oh she explained what she did to him. But did so as she was stabbing at him with a freaking sword, darting around the place like a bullet. She even summoned monsters! Just constant pain, agony on the physical front and lectures on Grimm, Aura, Dust and a ton of other stuff he didn't know about.

All while she continued to beat his ass...

Once his aura shattered she'd beat him with fist, kicks and really painful grabs until it restored and they were back to him trying not to be impaled! Wash and rinse and repeat to sunrise! She looked happy! Excited even!

But hey, at least he had super powers now... Aura was awesome. Though right now he'd trade it in a heart beat for a coffee of even better a pillow...

But those thoughts could wait! He had bigger worries. He didn't go through all that just to g

fail Initiation! The Grimm weren't even as scary as that after all!

At some point he must've gone in a cave because currently he was running from a freaking Giant Scorpion!... Still not as scary as Ms. Gelé but this thing clearly wanted to kill him.

Aura into his feet like he saw miss Gelé doing he managed to outpace it! Pyrrha said something bout not wasting his aura but frankly he still had a lot...

Like much of the rest of the day it all happened like a blur. Ruby and Weiss eating dirt from falling from the sky and giant bird getting added to the mix and something about chess pieces.

All he knew is that they needed to get outta there fast to pass and best of all not fight the two giant monsters. That was a plan he could get behind!

And he would've, should've and was sure as hell going to. Until the ginger girl beside him called out her partner's name. He turned and saw that Pyrrha and the brunette he could assume was Ren hadn't made it before the bridge collapsed.

Really it should've been a easy choice, they were strangers, he hadn't even known Pyrrha a hour. He owed them nothing and the finish line was right there! Yep, it was a easy choice, one he didn't even need to think about... Dammit.

Pumping aura in his legs he leaped out towards them. After all what kinda person wouldn't rush in to help others? Not him that's for sure.

Exhausted, tired and only mentally there by a fraction his mind worked overtime. Instincts were in the front seat. And so he listened to them.

He knew there was no way he could tear through the things armor... At least, not with what he knew how to do. But there was something?

pumping aura into his arm he tanked a sting with his shield, the attack denting his heirloom's mechanism shifting sheath but somehow managed to feat of strength to not have his poise broken from the blow.

The Grimm's carapace was thick, to thick for a sword like his... But maybe if he stole another one of miss Bleiss's moves?

She'd been so nimble and quick during the fight, pushing aura into her legs as she explain it while beating him.

It was where he got the idea of doing it, though he had the feeling he wasn't nearly as good at it as she was. But despite how petite she was her blows were heavy... Because she put aura on the blade, heck she even swung it once and sent the energy flying.

It was that which he inspired to copy in that moment.

Pushing all the energy he could into his sword, desperation and determination were powerful motivators.

and from them he managed to once more repeat the technique Bleiss had preformed before him like her aura reinforcement.

All his aura surging out in a arc of violent energy, that cleaved into and through one of the Deathstalker's claws.

His aura shattered, he was out and now the thing was glaring at him, oh he was scared but he had three people with him. All of which seemed more worried about his auraless state then even he was. It reassured him, didn't seem like they'd run for it.

Which meant he had a chance. After all, this Grimm wasn't nearly as fast a attacker as Ms. Gelé, and Jaune had learned last night just how much being light on his feet could help.

He smiled, a crooked, sure toothy grin it's way, finding himself terrified but also excited to kill his first monster.

-0-0-0-

While they were sure Team RWBY would be the focus of their students for the staff the group their eyes were on were JNPR. And for once it wasn't because of miss Nikos.

No the reason was the blonde dancing around and avoiding the Death Stalker's strikes.

Who knew it was targeting him but didn't turn tell to run despite having no aura but instead kept it's attention so the others could wear it down.

"A Fucking Mazing..." Glynda felt a chill run up her spine as she turned to look at her partner. And what she saw terrified her.

Bleiss was unashamedly looking hungrily at the Arc.

"One fuckinh night with aura and he manages this..." Her lip bled she was biting it so hard. Wait, did she say a night with aura!? Didn't that imply he didn't have it before.

Surely not, he used aura reinforcement on his legs several times and even swung a aura Arc. Those were advance techniques, techniques her partner knew... Technique that look utterly and completely unrefined and raw being performed by the Arc as if he'd never used...

She had to do a double take, but, but he was so nimble on his feet?

"Heheh, Hahaha! He can't beat that thing in strength but if he can dodge me he can sure as hell dodge it!" That... Was true.

Actually he didn't look like he was dodging it so much as... Dancing around it's blows.

What was this, well at the least she knew one thing as Bleiss licked her lips.

She would have to keep a eye on the boy for his own sake from her partner.

#prof. bleiss au #bleiss schnee #glynda goodwitch #jaune arc #au concept

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