#and got so much bird cooch

[that-one-dude]

kidnap me for experiments and release me with a cool fashion statement so people will think i'm attractive.

#this happened #to a bird though #he had a red bracelet #and got so much bird cooch #bird #birds captures #necklace

[thejudgingtrash]

Hey! Can you envision an AU where,for some reason,Luke doesn't go to Kronos,even though the titan had talked to Luke in his dreams? Perhaps remove the failed mission(although I don't believe it was more than the "straw that broke the camel's back,and some random shit would be the thing that pushes Luke over the edge),or put someone to help Luke dealing with his negative feelings,preferably in a way that makes him use it in a positive way. Do you have any say about it?

Okay, let’s do this! All the Luke appreciation on my dash is motivating me to crack the rotting asks down! Sorry for not working on this sooner :D Also the love triangle/last Annabeth sequence doesn’t fucking exist, I don’t know what kinda crack cocaine Riordan was smoking. I’m not having it. Old but gold rant on that right here (LINK!)

(Also I’m too lazy to think of a proper „new“ villain so let’s just take Ethan in that AU cause why not).

I think instead of pissed, angry (or whiny like some of you assholes with a lack of basic reading skills say) Luke, I go the sorta indifferent route. Luke is apathetic to it all. Disappointed, done with it, used to at it this point. Back at it again.

Luke saw how his mother turned into her unstable self and ran away with fourteen, had to protect his new found family (Grover/Thalia/Annabeth) saw how Thalia got turned into a fucking tree by her father and trained his ass off. Luke who was one of the few children that were actually claimed by their parents and saw how the rest withered away in misery in the Hermes cabin.

I’d still let Luke go on the mission and have it being a mini breaking point. Just one that goes in the opposite direction. In the end he does not care about the gods, but he also cares too much about the other kids around him to ditch them to switch sides. He’s being given a little (reused) mission as somewhat of a sign of attention by his father, fails and gets wounded. In his desolate state, Kronos appears in his dreams but things go differently.

Instead of giving in, let him ask the repeated question: if my so-called father and his father don’t care me or any other kid, why the fuck would you? How could I possibly trust in you knowing that you’ve done no better than them? How is a new golden age to be oh so beneficial for us? Sorry mate, too obvious bate. Smell yah. Kronos then moves successfully onto Ethan.

Luke is the only remaining older teen (aka free babysitter) in CHB to help out all of the other kids in there as Chiron’s funky horse ass is being a lazy shit in Dionysus’ smoking den. Luke just remains the big brother and go to person for all of them and sees demigods come and go.

Percy drops by, Luke trains him and then decides you know what? College would be actually nice, retiring and stuff Annabeth ain’t happy about that. The rest of the lightning thief unfolds. At the end, with Ethan’s betrayal Luke goes oh shit

and decides to stay (and take online classes probably? Oh yeah, electronics do work. Wouldn’t it make more sense to let the kids use phones but once they’re trying to connect with Olympus they need to switch to the old stuff? A switcheroo? Mini idea) to defeat the new threat and talks about his dreams as he now can characterize the evil.

SOM hits, Luke is hating it but actually prays to Hermes to help Percy find a way to the sea of monsters because he knows that Percy is needed for that mission. Hermes tried to have a conversation and Luke declined. In the end, Luke is being whiplashed as Thalia returns. Seeing your old crush/best friend after years again and they’re still stuck in a child’s body? Pretty sure they’d just awkwardly hop around each other but remain close acquaintances.

Annabeth having boy troubles in the transitioning of TTC to BOTL and asking her big brother for advice and Luke going what?? Do you?? want me to dooooo?? Omfg I thought you were supposed to be the smart one! Use your bird brain?? Ask himmm? Ask Percy??? Also we’re in the midst of war preparation, trying to figure out the labyrinth and your infatuated cooch has nothing better to do than to hop on his tiny c*****ck what the fuck (internal screaming)

And then… the final battle. Percy leading the kids with Annabeth and Luke on his side. I can see two possible scenarios. Luke is fighting on the bridge, saving Michael Yew and falling to his death or Luke and Clarisse are killing the drakon that killed Silena and he gets thrashed.

As sad as it may seem, I think regardless of what happens Luke was destined to die. Seeing the canon former friend turning into a monster dying and being corrupted, was already enough. But could you imagine if non-Kronos!Luke had been around in every book as a guide and counselor? And then he’d be gone? The pain, agony and depression??? Yes??? I love that???

I’m sorry I also would’ve George R. R. Martined the fuck outta HOO.

Also Luke looks like Luke Volker and is an Aussie because I say so :3

Anyway... my oversimplified non-Kronos!Luke Au!

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