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hot-diggity-shit · 5 days

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homestucks get ur strife specibus

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moosu · 10 months

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"Meeting you was the most important thing to ever happen to me, Hawke."

Guess who romanced him again.

#dragon age #da art #da fanart #dragon age 2 #fenris #i draw him a lot #and guess what #next drawing on queue is also a Fenris #fenhawke #my art

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ruubesz-draws · 1 year

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Another redraw challenge!

Will I ever draw normal stuff?

No.

(link)

#godzilla #king ghidorah #rodan #godzilla king of the monsters #redraw challenge #redraw #twitter #The power of Christ compels you!#the POWER of CHRIST COMPELS YYYOOUUUUUU!!!!#SSSKKKRRRREEEEEEEEEE #and guess what #it did work #poor Goji tho #he's ok #just resting #do not repost

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esha-isboogara · 1 year

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lyrical lies

i am a fuckinf degenerate and i’d like to apologize for how disgusting i have become.this is the longest thing i’ve written in a while..i’ve gone off the deep end if it isn’t clear🤭

here is more rick stuff not one person asked for find it here and here and here and here and here and here

✰let’s be honest rick is his own warning, smut , afab reader, age gap!!, calling him god, a bit of manhandling, a bit of dacro (?), shitty porn trips turned full blown story

“he doesn’t bite..just go ask him”. summer whispered, nudging you towards the garage door.

you shook your head in muted panic. you’d seen how angry her grandpa could get over small things and the last thing you were going to do was set him off over a stupid question.

“why don’t you do it summer ? this was your idea, plus he’s your grandfather”. you shot back.

she looked just as scared as you were. “he’ll totally yell at me if i go in there. he can’t be mad at you, you’re a guest”.

“yeah but what if he does ? i don’t want to get on his bad side”.

summer took hold of your shoulders. “y/n. the quicker we get this done the quicker we can get away from my grandpa and do something more fun”.

the garage door opened suddenly caused you both to jump back in shock.

there he stood , an annoyed look on his face. “i’m right in the middle of something very fucking important- is there a reason the two of you are bickering right in front of my god damn door”?

his piecing gaze was enough to make you want to cry. “i..we need help on a science project mr. sanchez sir”. you managed to say fighting back the urge to turn around and leave.

he cocked his head in amusement, his demeanor softening a bit. it was clear you had played right into his ego for better or for worse.

“that’s it ? why didn’t you just say that come in come in”.

you followed him into the garage the papers clenched in your hands.

“not you summer, you - you forbidden from entering. i know you went through my shit two days ago”. rick said, slamming the door in her face.

if only that had actually been the reason. he couldn’t wait to have sweet,innocent little y/n alone. every since she’d bonded with summer over some college tour bullshit he was obsessed. he needed you and needed you bad, as embarrassing as that was.

“what can i help you with sweetheart”? his voice as sweet as saccharine.

you fidgeted with the papers once more. “well i have this project based around quantum physics and since you’re the smartest person i know i figured you’d be the best person to ask mr. sanchez”.

he couldn’t help but smile at that. he WAS a fucking genius and hearing it out loud always made him puff up in pride.

and she has manners too. this was not going to easy. it’s not that he cared about his granddaughters feelings - quite the opposite. but if summer were to find out how he really saw her friend she’d stop bringing you over. and that would just make things a million times harder for him.

“you’re not wrong, i am the smartest person you’ll probably ever meet. and lucky for you i have something that’ll give your professor a run for their money”.

as he rifled through us cabnets filled to the brim with countless inventions he piped up “and sweetheart”?

you felt yourself melting into his trap. “yes sir”?

“you’re a grown fucking woman right ? you can call me rick”.

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you were like putty in his hands at this point and he’d be lying if he wasn’t loving every second of this. and it only took 30 minutes. maybe you weren’t as innocent as you acted but he wasn’t complaining.

not when you sat atop his lap so pretty asking- no begging him to please you.

“p-please mr. sanchez” you whined, wrapping your arms around his neck and grinding yourself against his leg. “i want you to touch me , use me please, please mr. sanchez”.

oh god how could he say no to those sweet noises. he’d take you apart right fucking there if he could but alas his family was home and they did not need to catch wind of the things he was doing. he messed with the idea of erasing their memories in his head for a while but figured it would be way too much work in the long run.

“fuuuck. i’ll give you everything you want and more but you have to promise me you’ll shut up. i would hate for your best friend to walk in and see what a slutty mess you’ve become”.

you nodded your head vigorously, happy to finally get some kind of satisfaction. as terrifying as rick was you’d be lying if you said the way he towered over you with such control didn’t turn you on.

“you’re so obedient- smart girl. do me a favor will ya ? get up and lift up that skirt for me , let me see what i’m workin with here”.

you did as you were told, climbing off his lap and giving him a slow twirl.

“good girllll”.

he clenched his hand into a fist. holy shit you were a fine piece of ass. he couldn’t wait to make you his. fuck what summer thought he was going to fuck you so good you’d come back for more.

“fuckk you’re a pretty thing huh ? it’s a wonder you haven’t already been claimed, guess it’s a good thing you came here cause i plan on doin just that”. with those words he was was hovering above you pressing your face down on the metal surface of his work table.

“you look even b-better like this holy shit” he admired from his standing position.

“fu-fuck mr. sanch- rick”. you corrected yourself mid sentence. drool was already starting to pool beside your mouth but you barely noticed with how hot and bothered you were growing.

“mmm that’s a good girl”. he flipped your skirt up. and pulled your panties down to your knees ignoring your small please for him to be gentle.

he smiled- a shit eating grin looking at how soaked your sex was. “you poor thing- i’ve d-denied you much too long haven’t i ? left this perfect pussy empty for weeks? how did you ever survive”?

usually he engaged in a little foreplay only because his partners were so dead set on it. but he was far too eager to do any of that bullshit right now. he’d been waiting for this.

without so much as a warning he thrust himself inside you, a scream leaving your lips.

his hand flew to your mouth covering it word word word

“shhh shh shhh. i know how much you love my cock but you have to stay quiet. got it y/n”?

he removed his palm for a moment to hear you answer.

you don’t answer though. you’re a babbling drooling mess already. the feeling of his cock filling you up and stretching your walls felt like heaven.

“you’re my god rick - please decide what to do with me and treat me like your slave. you control all my actions i’m nothing but your stupid worldly servant to fill with seed when you please”.

he was a bit taken aback as that comment seemed to come out of nowhere. when it sank in it gave him even more of a reason to keep you to himself.

if he wasn’t carful he’d be giving beth a new little sibling. but oh fuck- she looked and sounded so perfect begging for him.

“fuck yeah i am your god ! i’m a god among men and you’re my mortal pet i can use as i please”.

the whine that escaped her throat was almost pornagraphic. it was hard to keep your composure under the circumstances.

“good pet”.

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callmekamel · 4 months

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my two favourite goth ladies

#rebecca das musical #mrs danvers #phantom of the opera #madame giry #giry is literally balletcore!danny #and guess what #both SRD and Kara have played these two roles #coincidence? i think not #I need to do a proper drawing of these two one day #but not today :)#camel art

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asharaxofstarfall · 7 months

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“criston wouldn't love alicent if he saw past her religious facade” my brother in christ he watches her lunge at a seven year old and attempt to slice his eye out and yet he still stays loyally by her side. i think he's in it for the long run

#doesn't get much worse than that #house of the dragon #hotd #criston cole #alicent hightower #“if he saw past her righteous act he wouldn't care for her ” doesn't get much worse than trying to cut a kids eye out #and guess what #he still loves her #alicole

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ravenmichaelisstuff · 1 year

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Since I headcanon Ghost as someone with absolutely no game or rizz, I think way too much about Ghost's first attempt to send a nude or even just a sexy selfie to Soap.

Imagine Soap being on leave alone, taking care of some family business in Glasgow while Ghost stays on base. Ghost would like to tease Soap a little, already missing him himself- but he doesn't know how.

He tries taking a shirtless selfie from the waist up, lying on the bed but the angle looks awkward to him, the lightning is trash and even with the balaclava on his face is burning red.

He tries again, this time taking a photo just from the waist down, in boxers. He takes it, looks at it, realizes that it looks like a photo someone would get from an overeager man on Tinder, cringes and trashes it.

Ghost spends hours standing before a trashy mirror he has in his room, just in his mask and boxers. He tries to pose, but then he can't keep serious for the photo or is too embarrassed.

When he finally takes a simple photo, posing just like Soap does to show off after his workout at the gym. The photo reveals how dirty his mirror actually is. He cleans the mirror and tries one more time.

But now he is just too frustrated, he doesn't feel hot in any of those poses and the sun goes down so there is no natural lightning anymore.

He throws himself on the bed and if not for the fact that someone could easily hear him- he would probably scream into his pillow. He is hopeless.

All this while Soap can literally just wake up, still with his bed hair and not even think twice before sending a photo to Ghost.

Soap would make finger guns in a nude selfie. You won't tell me he wouldn't.

#there is also an option that Soap would be an insecure ball #we don't think we ball #soapghost #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #ghost x soap #cod #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #soap cod #soap mctavish #cod modern warfare #guys I know they ar ooc #and guess what #I don't care #they are my meow meows

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worldsokayestmagicalgirl · 3 months

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I’m finally diving head in on putting together a character scrapbook out of my campaign notes for Dúo Rong.

Even though it’s a project that I’d started way back in late 2020 when I first got my cricut, I haven’t been seriously keeping up with the project in the way I had intended.

But! I’ve officially broken down the campaign into arcs to make the task more manageable, while also giving myself time to go back & draw little moments that I never got around to. And while I have to resize certain images to fit the 5 x 8 format, I find myself having to add on to a few of them. Which is…interesting 😅 mixing my old & new art styles.

I think I’ll only repost the ones that have large changes to them, but first I’m working my way through the essentials (a fullbody ref & all her character sheet/world info).

But! I can’t wait to share more about this campaign because it is so near & dear to me, & while it’s been really funny sharing them with next to no context, I really can’t shut up about all the subtle nuances these idiots have going for them & their relationships with each other 🤣

Anyways! My prints for Season 1 : Arc 1 arrive in the next few days & I can’t wait to see this come together!

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engagemythrusters · 4 months

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kanera 😭

#SAVE ME 😭😭#kanan jarrus #hera syndulla #kanera #star wars: rebels #yes echo chamber you have heard this before #and guess what #YOU WILL HEAR IT AGAIN #SAVE ME KANERA

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wafflesbooks1 · 2 months

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Imagine Percy is doing a tour of Camp Half-Blood for a new camper. They see a crazy guy with a bright orange and red Hawaian shirt, plaid shorts and ginormous headphones approaching them.

New camper: Percy, look out! There's a creepy guy coming over. I think we should be quiet and walk fast.

Percy: *starts laughing hysterically*

The creepy guy stares at them, with his scary purple eyes.

Percy: THAT’S MR D! DIONYSIUS!

#percy jackson #rick riordan #pjo #camp half blood #dionysus #mr d #chb #percyjacksonandtheolympians #percy jackon and the olympians #based on a real conversation #and guess what #while i was writing this #the guy was acting standing besides us #insane #funny #incorrect greek mythology #incorect quote #incorrect text posts

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goodobservationshirley · 7 months

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Harlan Coben's Shelter - s01e08 "Found"

#harlan coben's shelter #shelteredit #this is not even a trope i like in general #but i would really love a fic where rachel absolutely does not realize she has feelings for ema #she just has a lot of opinions about how other girls aren't good enough for her okay #these are normal opinions because ema is great #and it just so happens that the other girls they know aren't #and of course if ema were to start dating a nice girl rachel would be 100% fine with it why wouldn't she be #and then ema starts doing just that #and GUESS WHAT

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exuberantocean · 3 months

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The new tumblr puritan fandom culture is wild.

"That's not a healthy ship."

No shit. They're both rabid and putting them together is a nuclear meltdown waiting to happen and I'm a mad scientist.

#okay but like half the time they're not even that bad #just not perfect #and guess what #perfect doesn't exist

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dinitride-art · 1 year

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GUYS- HOLY FUCK-

SOUND FAMILIAR?????? A SWORD????? FIGHTING A DRAGON DURING THE APOCALYPSE???????

Mike’s name is Michael for a fucking reason. There’s a reason that Robin described the vibes leaving as “divine intervention” after Mike’s monologue, and there’s a reason that Mike’s always falling (tripped by Troy, jumping off a cliff, tripping over vines in the tunnels). Viktor said that he was saved by the voice of an angel. Max ran through the graveyard in her first Vecna vision and we literally saw angels around her

And Nancy and Robin were in a place that looks just a bit too much like a church when they found out how to save Max.

And no one calls Will ‘William’ or Max ‘Maxine’- only Mike is regularly called his full name.

#byler #y’all look at this #mike wheeler #I was like well I think I looked it up once and Michael is an angel #maybe I should look into that more #AND GUESS WHAT #THIS SHIT COMES UP IN THE FIRST PARAGRAPH

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moonlightandmarble · 6 days

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I really need people who are bitching about Sleep Token "selling out" to

1. Actually look up what that phrase means

2. Actually look up how artists are getting absolutely screwed by venues, Spotify, LiveNation, Ticketmaster, record companies, and so on

3. Stop assuming every musician has got Beyonce money. Most do touring to just to barely scrape by.

4. Stop expecting Vessel to provide you with answers about the Lore when the Lore is like 98% fan-developed. Behind all of these songs and the imagery and the mask is a real person talking about the pain he has gone through in his personal life. The Lore is just a fun diversion and a way to let us connect with what he says in our own way.

5. Go listen to Tool's Hooker With a Penis and by all means don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.