#and had to slap it on there later

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time. #it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning) #and tuna from a can. #and plain pasta. #if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make: #boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta. #put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste. #the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note: #this began as a Bolognese sauce. #and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too. #somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful. #but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability) #(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps) #(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.) #(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.) #(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, shoving his phone in Steve’s face: Stevie, who’s the most important person in your life?

Steve: Nancy

Eddie:

Eddie:

Steve: *flips to next page in his magazine*

Eddie:

Eddie: Was kinda hoping that you’d say me, your husband.

Steve: Yeah, of course, it’s you. But I don’t get you if Nancy never took a chance on me.

Steve: I don’t get you. I don’t Robin or Dustin, Max, Lucas, Hopper, anybody. I would have been exactly what my dad wanted me to be if Nance never *taps his knuckles against the top of his head* bonked me on the head and set me right.

Steve: So, it’s Nance. Because now I have you.

Eddie, a little choked up: I was not expecting you to have a good reason for saying her.

#Eddie later that day: ….Is it because she slapped you? #Steve: I mean. that was kinda hot #I’ve always HCed that Nancy turned Steve down a few times before they actually started dating. he really had to work hard to impress her #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[turnipoddity]

hope yall know in the last 3-5 works of saw fanarts that i did, i listened to the lorax album while doing all of em

#delete later #they had no business slapping that hard istg

[sysig]

Let him dad her!! (Patreon)

#Doodles #Adventure Time #Fionna and Cake #Fionna Campbell #Simon Petrikov #I cannot BeLieve that they didn't hug at any point - illegal. One million years dungeon #She slapped him (deservedly) but they didn't hug by the end??? I had to fix it #Jerry is my favourite episode so that at least was an easy choice lol #If anywhere would be a good place to cross that line it would be to comfort her! I can't imagine he'd initiate tho haha #She's just seeking comfort so badly <3 I know she's at least legally considered an adult but she's still a kid! #And Simon just keeps adopting kids lol #He's a good dad :) Not a perfect one but y'know? He helps where he can #Sometimes all we need is a parent figure giving you a hug and saying ''You know what? You're right - this sucks. But I see you'' #Fionna's quite interesting 'cause like - she's meant to be a Finn but there are a lot of differences between her and quite a few Finns! #A lot of that is Because she lived in Simon's head for so long but I wonder - most Finns have decent support systems and she seems a little #Well not lacking Exactly but her fallbacks aren't as numerous - and she's not able to fulfill her life's purpose so she's just kinda wayward #Seeing that kind of Finn finally able to spread their wings but still have a lot of Finn trappings like naivety and impulsivity ♪ #She's interesting! I quite like her :D Plus it's cool to see her natural EQ when she calls out Simon later in this episode unknowingly haha #I stopped at episode eight for a while but year her line about ''Then you got on the bus right? :D'' and him refuting it #Hmmm ♪ It was certainly interesting - I'm glad they addressed it :) #Plus she's fun to draw haha ♫ Her bunny ears! And the jacket she took from Martin </3 She has a fun design #And as always Simon is fun to draw :) Especially piecemeal here haha - just his mouth or just his eyes ♪ Cute :)

[mylittleredgirl]

do people today understand how revolutionary the three part episode (homefront/the circle/the siege) at the beginning of deep space nine season two was? do they KNOW what it was like to hear majel barrett say the words “and now: the continuation” for the first time??? i literally did not think you were allowed to do that on television i was like a baby seeing a soap bubble form for the first time in my life.

#deep space nine #AND the episodes slapped #immediately after the episode we had to rewind the vhs tape to hear it again #do you think there was a meeting about what she would say instead of and now the conclusion #were other options considered #later in ds9 they’re just like whatever guys figure it out we’re in the middle of a narrative #you’ll know how many episodes long this story is when we’re done #those favorite episode polls are giving me FEELINGS

[ickyguts]

Hopps and Geshtu everybody

Geshsnooze belongs to @herebecritters

#LOVE EM #love em a lot #slapping this down before i clock in HA #i just wanted to whip the ship at ur head #like a master pitcher #Hopps is goofy and silly #geshtu is spooky and serious #UGH I WANNA TELL THE TALE OF HOT WINGS #how they meet is great guys #its beauty #later tho #i just had a hankering to share XD #my art #htf ocs #htf oc #htf #happy tree friends #htf hopps #htf geshtu

[katabay]

Publius toddler era antics vs Pompeio adult era antics

ngl this is actually a subplot I’ve been working on and refuse to let go of, but I also realized that last month that if I wanted to do a sequel with the next generation of politicians, I had to introduce them ahead of time, so it’s truly become a small storm of Antics That Are Happening All The Time around Crasso’s house

#in an earlier draft Pompeyo met Crasso’s kids (it’s complicated) when Crasso gave him a ride to the other side of #this island and they stopped at Crasso’s house for lunch #in the most current draft (less complicated) Pompeyo has previously met Marcus and Publius is a later addition to the cast #hence the toddler antics. Pompeyo showing up at 1am with 3 surprise kids was the temporary band aid had slapped onto #the story altho I think I’ve worked it out (Pompeyo is taking care of them because their parents died and there’s no one else) #Sometimes the vibe is like the baby arc of tale of the nine tailed 1938. but it’s also very much about. trauma #multitudes! we all contain multitudes #bad governance the series

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

It is time that we, as a society, accept that fact that glee did, occasionally, make a BangerTM

#this is a shout out to my beloveds: #kurt hummel #santana lopez #mercedes jones #unique adams #and even: #artie abrams #mike chang #and i have to give credit to darren even if i don't like blaine #tina cohen chang #also bops from her #listen even the bad later seasons had songs that SLAPPED #lowkey as a group season 4/5/6 new directions sound better than season 1-3 even if their soloists are weaker #marley rose #glee

[fisheito]

still thinking about them

#zere did the fic and i went into a yakuoli tailspin #sorry but i had to make this i couldn't stop seeing it in my mind 😂😂 #during the tag tailspin i was reminded of that massive yakuoli fic where eiden never openly states the poly nature of the clan #and yakumo freaks out about sexy oli dreams #yakumo self esteem so real in that fic. i can feel it. i can TASTE THE SELF DOUBT #anyone who's read that fic put ur hand up so i can high five u #i consider myself very lucky to stumble upon those massive slowburn establishing relationship fics that give me all the bg behind a pair #WHICH COINCIDENTALLY SEEM TO BE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE AO3 PAGES... IN EARLY 2022 #SO. DURING THE STARTING FANDOM PHASE. THEY SLAPPED DOWN SOME LORE AND FOUNDATION FOR EACH PAIRING #and later we all filter in with PWPs and other tasty lil tidbits . like we're all working together. chronologically #a wiki of rarepair porn. building upon the fic blocks of our ancestors (2 years old) #olivine #yakumo #yakuoli

[vynnyal]

Unga bunga these take 3 hrs to make

#Artfight #Art #Hollers into the sky I'M MAKING AAART #Glad I still got it #Also was on vacay for the first two weeks of AF so thats. Great #Is it update time? Sure here's a quick life update #So I work at this tiny mom and pop shop right. Because they were so small they liked to take advantage of their workers #Aka me and literally 2 other people ever. I've been here for a year lmao #I always knew they were suspicious but it really came to a head when they accused me of stealing money #Btw they issued me a 1099 (the wrong tax form) so they already stole from me #I talked to the bank and had the delightful experience of slapping their account across the face with my guilt free hands #Metaphorically unfortunately #I'm gonna quit this week. I'm tired of these people. The drama was fun tho #Let's see. Ah! I just passed 1 1/2 years of Sky the other day! #More than the game itself I've become engrossed in the modding community hahaha #It's the weirdest little cranny of a fandom I've seen for such a large project #It's basically ONLY passed via word of mouth. And there's all sorts of fun drama happening within the discord(s) too #Idk this is just so funny to watch. Might get banned sooner or later but oh well. I've spent hundreds #It's their loss 🤪 and mine. Mostly mine. But also their loss 🤪 #.... You know. My blog is small enough that I could post some funny stuff that I don't dare post anywhere else #Hehehuhuhu I just might. I have a lot of videos #OH SPEAKING OF VIDEOS I'm thinking of cleaning up all my old vids and publishing em to youtube #Apparently I just never did that #May as well dust off the ol' tube of yube and my handful of subs #I'll just post the unfinished ones unlisted as well. Why not! #Till next time. Hopefully soon

[meggydolaon]

something that bugs me about Frieren is that the adventure of the Hero Party to slay the Demon King famously took 10 years... what about the return trip....?

#sousou no frieren #frieren: beyond journey's end #frieren at the funeral #haven't written anything down but I'm trying to make a mental timeline #girl the math isn;t mathing #yeah sure the way back could be shorter bc Mr. Hero Completionist solved everything but surely travel alone would take some years?? #even if the manga made it look like they had a cart all the way from the north to back #also 10 years can't include the return trip already bc just making it to the goddess monument took 7 #unless they made it to Ende and back in 3 years somehow #(not impossible tbh maybe Himmel decided to speedrun to [REDACTED]) #btw Himmel started the journey at 16!! WILD!!! #so he'd be 26 when he slayed the Demon King and 76 when he died #weird that he's so skrunkly and bald at that age esp since Heiter aged more gracefully #but maybe terminal yearning just does that to you. who knows!! #btw he's still strong as fuck being able to travel far and defeat monsters solo just before he died #I forgor Frieren's timeline I think she was already a couple centuries old when she met Flamme #then Flamme dies some 50 years later. and it takes a few hundred more years before she joins the hero party at which point she's already #around a thousand years old #will I read the manga again to take notes? probably I feel deranged enough #IF I'M MISSING ANY DETAILS FEEL FREE TO SLAP ME WITH IT

[gjdraws]

master post for all the CK Halloween. Mad props to @hunkydorkling for crisp branding + @variousqueerthings for doing the *gestures at 3 entire years of fest org* all that

#and letting me draw them in each year <3 #two whole years! #i had such a fun idea for mad scientist but then slapped in the face w irl #maybe ill do it later if i have time #ckhalloween23 #ckhalloween #cobra kai

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Dave has decided that 5am is the best time for breakfast and no one can convince him otherwise

#NEVER in my life have I ever had his breakfast time be 5am #his supper is at midnight #that’s 5 hours between one meal and 19 between the other #Dave doesn’t care #he wakes me and Kepler up at 5am every morning and refuses to let us sleep #it’s been 1 1/2 hours now we are in a stalemate #I refuse to feed him because I don’t want to encourage being awake at FIVE AM #and Dave refuses to sleep because he wants food #he keeps wandering into my room and knocking things off my nightstand #then slapping poor sleeping Kepler in tbe face #then leaving #rinse and repeat #this cat is going to drive me insane #delete later #I just needed somewhere to complain

[avephelis]

commission of a friend's oc rhaegal (going through it)

#avepharts #umm hey everyone this is what ive been working on all week #had permission to post it so. figured i'd slap on a watermark and go. #before anyone asks still not taking comms online (dont have payment set up) but ive been thinking about doing them later in the year so #keep an eye out for those if youre interested #tw scopophobia #tw body horror #just a little bit #zoom in for better quality i cant be bothered cropping rn #oc

[mintytealfox]

*Throws this and runs*

https://youtu.be/Z9bVZM9H19Q?si=_-zRfJoDw9mxxZak

WOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HOLD ON HOLD ON IM YOINKING THAT 'BEING TORN ABOUT SHOCKING INFORMATION'!! THIS GOT ME THINKIING ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF ALICE BEING TORN ABOUT NORTON'S SECRETS OF WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE MINES 👀

Alice: "he lied, he killed all of those people. He actually did that" young Alice: "we don't know the whole story" Alice: "What could possibly make blowing up a mine 'okay'??" young Alice: "I don't know...maybe we could ask?" Alice: "He would get hot tempered whenever the mines were even brought up" young Alice: "but that was before...he just told you that he planned the explosion, maybe he is willing to explain now?" Alice: "after I ran out? He likely won't say anything about it again.." young Alice: "so much time has passed and you two have been traveling and living together for so long. You want to run now after everything?" Alice: "I don't know..." young Alice: "you were willing to try and stop and forgive Orpheus, are you not going to do the same for someone who has clearly changed and chooses a good life now that he has access to one?" aka the epitome of split maaaaannn

now I am legit wondering how she would actually take that information 👀 would she even care after all that crazy manor stuff and what she has been through?? Maaaaannnn. Especially since there are so many people in the mansion who have done far worse loool

#I'll actually tag this later when I am not tired looool #but this got me THINKING NOW LOL #also to get religious for a second about the vid itself #its a fascinating take that they took to illustrate the inner turmoil that Joseph could have had and would make sense to have had #plus the song slaps fr fr

[hamburgrr]

Lil preview for me and @fowlaroundtown ‘s swing at a separated au. They’re designing the B-team and I’ve got the older boys! Raph is Gonna take awhile because of some…. Plans I have for his design ;) (I’m just designing tattoos lol)

#he’s a dumbass #more than usual #him and April are a crime fighting duo and it’s important to me #they have matching jackets #I like. Just slapped a jacket a couple of bandaids and changed some colours on him and called it a day but shhhh #he had too similar of an ubrimging to add anything else #I’ll go more into that later ;) #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt au #seperated au #hamburgrr draws #tw eyestrain