#and he cracks em

[maskofnova]

The other homestuck post I had in me, its the year of the cringe weirdo couple, my beloveds.

#homestuck #meowrails #meowrail #equius zahhak #nepeta leijon #its pale romance hours #i hated them in the comic when i started but now i would kill for them #homestuck did em dirty #but thats what fanfic and fanart is for #even though there is shockingly little of either for them and it makes me so so so sad #relegated to background characters only #i cant fully blame them though like equius is the worst but ive come to like him when i think of him outside of his joke aspects #hes the definition of crack taken seriously #mogs art

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

haha just kidding, nothing is free!

100 bucks. fork it over.

#the drowning is metaphorical. #Its A Metaphor. #lovingly kissing his forehead and then dropkicking him into a volcano <3 #on my hands and knees Please let things go so so badly for him #Please break him i want to hear him in utter emotional agony god Please- #crack that comedy mask pleaaassseeeee take a sledgehammer to it- #Sorry. Sorry. normal. im normal about him #the cuteness aggression is jumping tf out rn #well. is it Cuteness aggression? i mean he Is very cute but hm... affection aggression... #what can i say i want to see my favs put through agonies and horrors #its like the best character advice i ever did see! characters are like geodes! ya gotta break em to see whats inside... #AND BABEY! I WANT THAT FUNNYGUY SHATTERED! #scribble garnish #barnaby b beagle #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #scopophobia #as always im not the Happiest with what ive made but!! i dont Dislike it so thats something! #it was... fun. ish #it was fun until i started doing the text <3 #i was practicing a more uhhh shrimplified style yk. more slapdash #and i blinked and then this was on my screen! #im not upset about it :]c

[miahasahardname]

finds character i relate to immensely, immediately starts projecting

#discovered some mikey epilepsy headcanons one time. can’t find ‘em but they made me really happy so i’m throwing some in #2012 mikey centered because… well…. i’m me #but i have rise mikey ones too #2012 mikey mostly has absences and auras and other less serious kinds of seizures #though he will occasionally have tonic-clonics and other such seizures #he tics regularly because i do and i want a character that does too #(my tic is basically just i crack my neck and sometimes it goes too hard and it really hurts) #i could go on but i don’t have time for that rn lol #tmnt mikey #tmnt leo #tmnt donnie #2012 mikey #2012 leo #2012 donnie #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #feel free to ignore (not 100% proud of the second drawing)

[fuckmeyer]

girl please, Charlie Swan is Team Werewolf and you know it

#it's like Bella has no conception of the socioeconomic symbolism attached to these monsters!! #girl why on earth would the middleclass police chief of a tiny rural town in Washington #choose the wealthy murderous parasites????? #OK besties as i'm typing that out i see why charlie might side with the wealthy murderous parasites #yes he IS an american cop so siding with the parasites does make sense #but think of all the paperwork he would have to do when the cullens kill someone! i mean. come on. #also it aint like cullen out there paying off the pigs so really what is Charlie getting out of this relationship #it's no bribes all paperwork? i don't care how American this cop is he is Anti Vamp and that's that on that #WEREWOLVES on the other hand......... besties let's review the cold fax ok #they're a blue collar blue jeans blue skies all day baby kinda monster. crack open a cold one with the boys kinda monster. #pull over on the road to lend you some spark plugs kinda monster. bring a dairy-based dip to the charity softball game kinda monster #big plus: they're on the DL. neat & tidy cover story. no killing. protect & serve yeah baby. no parasites here my boys WORK for a living #the boys are 0% paperwork (no killing) and 100% bribes (dairy-based dips) #Charlie's deffo Team Werewolf at best and turning a blind eye at worst #as far as this man's concerned the werewolves are the Olympic Natl Park rangers' problem #bear who???? don't know em #twilight #twilight renaissance #bella swan #the twilight saga #jacob black #charlie swan #eclipse read

[hood-ex]

Hey Emily, do you know if Bruce has ever explicit referred to Dick as his son? I’ve seen a lot of Dick referring to Bruce as his father but i really haven’t seen anything where it’s reversed?

This one and the next one are cheating because they're Injustice Dick and Bruce but oh well.

Injustice: Gods Among Us #16

Injustice: Gods Among Us: Year Three #21

Bruce called Dick his son in main continuity too.

Nightwing Vol. 4 #84

And if you wanna go old school Dick and Bruce then here's Bruce saying Dick is like his own son.

Batman #20

With this one, he doesn't address Dick as "son" but implies Dick is his son.

Robin #13

He also refers to Dick as "my boy."

Batman #59

#''my boy'' always cracks me up because that's what cedric's father cries out when cedric dies in goblet of fire alskdjaslkdja #anywho. there's also that donna wedding scene where he's like ''i couldn't have loved any son more'' #but that's not technically referring to dick as his son so meh #uhhh can't remember any other moments off the top of my head. but if i'm missing any then y'all can add em on. #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #anon

[fanaticalthings]

jason pegs me as someone who really likes bread idk why

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#give a most feared crime lord a single bread stick and hes yours forever #i saw this on twitter with a guy giving a girl a cheese stick lmao #listen i just feel like the smallest gestures would touch jason #like this man is a deeply loving and loyal person if you manage to break down his walls #i feel like damian definitely gifted him a rock one time as a joke but jason genuinely kept it #jayroy seem like the couple that gives each other either the most mundane or complex/extravagant gifts #like roy will gift jason a bread stick #and then the following day will gift him a custom made gun that fires lil bullets with 'fuck batman' engraved on em #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #jayroy #royjay #dc comics #incorrect quotes #social media au #texts #tweets #crack #fanatical posting

[twistedappletree]

✨ Cute ZhuiLing idea ✨

Lan Sizhui planning on proposing to Jin Ling and asking for permission to marry him from his uncle, his uncle, his uncle, his uncle, his uncle, his uncle, his uncle, his uncle, his—

#my poor baby a-yuan is gonna have a crisis LMFAO #mdzs #the untamed #jin ling #lan sizhui #zhuiling #mo dao su zhi #mdzs headcanons #mdzs juniors #precious juniors #mdzs crack #apple babble 🍎 #fic musings #a yuan #jin rulan #LSZ really would ask them all too he’s such a proper respectful bby lmaoooo #and for the uncles who’ve left this world #he’s gonna ask em via guqin 😭😭💀💀💀

[wtfforged]

there are multitudes of freaks on my drawpile canvases

#this was back when i was stil llearning how to draw zoro so he looks a little wonky #cracks knuckles. pheww ok. lets name em all #aescwynn #mayfeld #mateo #wtf... art #zenyatta #drawpileart #zenyatta tekhartha #zenyatta overwatch #genji shimada #genji overwatch #zoro #roronoa zoro #zoro one piece #aaand not tagging chopper bc hes kind of nothing on the canvas and i think itd be unfair to tag him #oc

[blankensnappeas]

im soooooo glad people are seeing my emdroid & infected paul vision

#GODD like im so obsessed with the idea #its potential to be soo evil or so angsty #like I see it as basically pokotho and emma pretending together #because pokey needs his leading lady! And Emma wants her fucking life back!! #And then Pokotho finds REAL Emma.... and well he doesnt need some android substitute anymore #But I feel theres some other ways to approach the idea too #I think Nick Lang said if Emdroid was in TGWDLM IN THEORY!! Pokotho could go digital and Em could still join the hive #Or we could go full crack and have Pokotho/Infected Paul develop feelings for Emdroid and Emdroid forget that Paul isnt actually Paul #Or do something with Half-Infected Paul & Emdroid oo #I cant believe I got on the bandwagon for Emma/Pokey faster than Paul/Pokey #But yknow the true crackship? #Emma/Pokey/Paul poly come on- #Anyways I know this is my blog but ill see myself out LOL

[clownsuu]

Oh god how many DJs even are there now

I- have an addiction-

#And that doesn’t include aus and robot versions JDHHCHDHD #Forget aus iv forgotten half of em JDHHFHFUDDJ #And I need to make robot ones more the only designs iv made that iv really enjoyed is Dj Sun/Moon and Sigma JDHGFHHDJS #Mostly cause dj sun and moon are inspired by that one womp character from paper Mario that did that lil quiz game #And are still spooky LMAO they aren’t meant to look cute and quirky whatsoever #And sigma cause he’s a gentle giant 2.0 JDHFHHFDHHD #Accidentally commits arson cause nobody put fuckin safety measures on his pyrotechnics #And also has his lil ant marching band of mini music men #Anything that has to do with those lil cracked ipad Cheeto children gives me joy JDHFHHDHDH #edit: I need to limit my keyboard spamming my brain is so fried from doing it it’s basically a default action #edit two: I almost did it again while typing that

[doodlboy]

Them ✨️

#om gem au #obey me #wip art #obey me mammon #mc elliot #obey me mc #character design #digital art #elliot doodles #mammons theme is /\ and els is \/ so when ya mash em together they level out #not posting their fusion yet bc im not a fan of the colors but they look p okay #anyway i love that no matter what i put mammon in he still has cowboy energy #i might change mams ear colors bc i dont think theres enough contrast or smth #anywayyyy #4 down 12 to go #dying but enjoying myself #i really need 2 stop giving a shit and post a comms sheet and not have to design it all fancy and whatever like brain..keep it simple pls #anyway yea #oh idr if i said. els gem is cracked bc of his attempted murder thing that happened w belphie and he's permanently scarred #& blind in 1 eye. kinda like white/pink pearl

[randomshenaniganery]

Shoutout to the time I terrorized my homophobic friend with Angbang fanart of Melkor and Sauron being gay

#melkor #sauron #mairon #The Silmarillion #silmarillion #silm #silm crack #angbang #he always screeched noooooooo #talking about how he looked up to sauron #bitch i dont care look at the gay goth rebellious dark lords #watch em be stupid and kiss while killing shit

[mookybear12404]

IM LITERALLY ACTUALLY CRYING WHY IS DIN PUTTING HIS SON IN COMBAT

#I know this is such a mandalorian thing to do but #i literally couldn't stop cracking up when he handed grogu the darts and was like 'get em son' #the mandalorian #star wars

[thefelinefox]

Ok

Ocs belong to me, @samthecookielord, @cyikess, @i-am-very-heck, and @spacetime-asriel!

#Loathing #silly oc thing lol #time to tag all of em *cracks knuckes* #Westie #bella spud #Margaret but cooler #MBC #carimus Flores #ffoh marble #(oc) gemini twice #jerry rät #s ghostaline #shard’s oc doesn’t have a tag yet #I’ll let him figure it out if he so desires #free for All. brawl time