#and he hates it

[dealwithadeer]

Headcanon: Every now and again when he is really bored Alastor likes to make Husk purr or treats him a bit like a cat. Partly because Husk does remind him of a cat he used to have when he was alive but mostly because Husk absolutely hates it.

#read the wiki and yes #Husks body partly funcitons like the one of a cat #and he hates it #and Alastor gets at least some fun and gigles out of Husks reactions #could be #radiohusk #husk hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel

[pinkvaquita]

Why I find so romantic that Shadow Milk make his puppet and the puppet of his s/o kiss?

Like I saw a post with that some days ago and again with another person and their oc, and the idea of it just makes me kick my legs.

Is just so fucking funny the idea of him playing with his puppets, planning his evil silly little scheemes and all. And slowly and without noticing the plot starts to drive, and he realized he fucking derailed from the start when he make the puppets kiss.

Even funnier if he realized in horror what he is doing. And the does again out of morbid curiosity of how it feels

#He is basicaly imagining fanfics of their s/o but with puppets #And he hates it #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #shadow milk cookie #cr kingdom

[favouritefi]

wholesome dogboy tozer moment aka traumatized puppy viciously attacks superior officer

#the terror #the terror amc #james fitzjames #solomon tozer #fanart #art #this is the beginning of tozers retirement arc #and he hates it #this is also the start of him falling in love with fitzjames #im not sure i even ship the canon version of this ship #but i for sure ship them in my deranged catboy au #Purror and Erebark

[fidgetspringer]

For a while now Røst has had some recurring issues with hotspots on his lower jaw and unfortunately they got worse while i was away this month. So right now we're doing a bunch of damage control to try and clear them up, which, for a dog that isn't a huge fan of handlig of any kind isn't very fun. And it doesn't help that i can't counter condition because the spots are in the drool zone and he turns sopping wet just at the suggestion of a treat. So all i can do it try to be patient and gentle when he gets anxious about handling, but i also do have to actually get things done, so basically i feel like the world's worst owner right now and Røst isn't exactly my biggest fan :(

#i hate bugging him with things like these #he's soooo sensitive #he only learned to tolerate the hair dryer this year #at the age of 4 #he doesn't like being brushed #he's been terrified of clippers but today i sat him down with some quiet ones and went at his jaw with it #which only worked so long as my mum continuously dispensed cream cheese directly into his mouth #i also got a spray for the hot spots that is supposed to work well #and he HATES it #like won't let it near him kind of hates it #so we're having fun over here #i swear i have a small pharmacy worth of stuff piled up to fix this #if he didn't cuddle right up to me in bed despite it all i'd be a mess by now #but he's here <3

[mumbledramblings]

How old do y'all think Stampede!Wolfwood is?

We know he was forced to grow up physically (and emotionally) very quickly, and is probably younger than he appears/pretends to be, but how old do you think he really is?

Personally, I like to headcanon that he tells everyone he's either 26 or 33-years-old (depending on what's most convenient) (most people do not believe him when he claims he's 33). However, he doesn't remember his real age beyond a vague understanding he's somewhere between 19 and 21-years-old by the time the events of Stampede happen. (The flashback scene with his confrontation with the rogue Eye of Michael seems to imply that he's been running around as the Punisher for a little bit.) I imagine he'd be closer to 20 or 21, but he isn't confident enough to be sure.

What do y'all think? Is he older? Younger? I'm curious.

#trigun #trigun stampede #tristamp #nicholas d. wolfwood #nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood #mid writes #yes his potentially young age is part of the reason i see him as a lonely frat boy #he's baby #and he hates it #so he's desperate to be seen as Not A Baby #he's in this horrible purgatory of neither fully adult nor truly adolescent #and he wants OUT #it's like the last year of highschool if it started WAYY too early and stretched on for WAYYY too long

[notonlymice]

rumbelle + twilight au moodboard

#gold was turned into a vampire a very long time ago (accidentally or against his will) (soon after he married milah and they had bae) #and he hates it #milah left (naturally) (probably because he refused to turn her) #but at some point he just had to turn bae (he was dying or something) #and though gold tried to hide it the volturi killed him (immortal children and all that) #gold moved as far as he could (storybrooke maine) #a couple hundred years later miss belle french moves to storybrooke too and starts working in the library #and she is very intrigued by the mysterious pawnwhop owner... #it's all because whenever I see rumple's sparkly scales I can't help but think about twilight lol #bonus: “how long have you been fourty seven?” “A WHILE” #blood that doesn't look like blood lol #rumbelle #rumbelle moodboard #not only mice but also moodboards #my rumbelle things #my things

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: When I was your age-

Harley: *mocking tony* When I was your height.

Tony: ...

Tony: Listen here you little shit-

#tony is short #and he hates it #harley is a giant #he is super tall #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #incorrect quotes #funny mcu quotes #marvel #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel mcu #marvel movies #marvel studios #mcu incorrect quotes #mcu #mcu fandom #tony stark #tony stank #incorrect tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #incorrect tony stark quotes #tony stark quotes #incorrect harley keener quotes #harley keener #harley keener is a little shit #ironman #tall harley keener #sassy harley keener

[willowser]

ok but imagine you didn't start even dating katsuki until after he was a pro, so you're just coming to in your hospital bed and suddenly, pro-hero dynamight is in your room and all you can do is stare at him trying to figure out what a top hero is doing in the doorway to your hospital room. perhaps, he's the hero that saved your life? but since when did heroes take that much of an interest in the civilians they rescued? they'd be in hospitals every day, if they did. and that still wouldn't explain why the hero was looking at you like that... as if something had been carved out of him with a dull knife. he lets you stare for a moment longer before sharply turning on his heel and disappearing to collect himself in the hallway bc he can't stomach that blank stare 😭😭

but even after you learn who he really is to you, and you're trying to piece it back together, you'll often catch him staring at you. the kind of gaze that feels like a physical weight. it's like he thinks that if he just focuses hard enough, all his memories and love will transfer to you 🥺🥺🥺

i'm absolutely sick over this. haters can pry the amnesia trope out of my cold, dead hands

carved out of him with a dull knife JORDAN PLEASE !!! akfjskdja that would be so awful !! bc the years you've spent together have closed the gap of hero v. civilian and now you've gotta START OVER !!!! SAD !! also 100% he's just walking out after realizing it's true. too many people are around and he feels too out of whack; relieved that you're awake and alright but — not who you're supposed to be 🥺

and him just looking at you all the time 🥺🥺 MY STOMACH HURTS AKFHSKQKQ like maybe if he keeps his eye on you, he'll know the exact moment it all comes back and this nightmare can be over 🥺 maybe you'll look back at him and realize how much you love him, in one glance 🥺

#SAD #no bc now you're feeling so awkward around him bc !! he's a top hero !! #AND HE HATES IT #QUIT ACTING SO PROFESSIONAL YOU KNOW ABOUT MY PENICILLIN ALLERGY #alfbwiebekal #✿ willow writes #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: bakugou amnesia au

[imasexypotato]

Gale, angry: You're pathetic when you're drunk, Bucky

John, daring: Say that again

Gale, thinking John wants to fight: I said, you're pathetic. I'm not taking it back

John, flustered: Oh, fuck

Gale-not-the-effect-I-thought-this- would-have: What-

#I HC that Buck sees his father in John when he's drunk #and he hates it #john is in love #incorrect quotes #john egan #masters of the air #mota #clegan #gale cleven #buck x bucky #john x gale

[concernedbrownbread]

They don't want you to know that Dipper works for the deep state

#and he hates it #gravity falls #inside job #dipper #when he's older I mean #cognito inc draws the line at child labour

[lyn-ne]

more fluffy hair akito please

#project sekai #akito shinonome #i genuinely think he has the fluffiest hair #and he hates it #but an and Kohane like messing with it

[starsburned]

there are three people dazai will cry over: odasaku, chuuya, and atsushi.

#| OOC ★ COR POSTING. #| MUSE ★ OSAMU DAZAI. #and he hates it

[yasashiiku]

shou 🤝 shigeo: in middle school and can't fucking read

#Jk jk #Shigeo CAN read but #he doesn't know enough kanji for his level #he's behind but not so much that it affects his daily life #it does get him bad grades though #meanwhile shou?? #nah man he can't fucking read #he has completely missed out on learning very basic kanji #he starts from middle school but gets extra lessons to catch up #and he hates it #⤷ ᯽･ﾟ: 鈴木将 | headcanon. #⤷ ᯽･ﾟ: 影山茂夫 | headcanon.

[picas-art]

Lol we’ve seen Edward’s fantasies about taking care of sick Jon, but does Jonathan have any about being taken care of by Edward?

I think while Edward is fully aware of his crush on Jon, Jon is completely oblivious or in denial about his on Edward. He gets nervous when Edward gets really close or suggests things like helping him dress or wash, but he just dismisses it as him not liking to be touched by others in general. So no fantasies for Jon.

His subconscious knows better than him though and the longer he stays at Edward's place, the more his nightmares about Croc turn into dreams about Edward. About Edward touching him when he’s changing his bandages. About Edward's face close to his while he touches Jon's forehead to check for fever. About Edward sitting behind him on the bed, helping him unbutton his shirt while breathing on his neck. About Edward straddling his lap while whispering in his ear if he needs help with other things...

And one day he wakes up breathing hard because of entirely different reasons than the first time he woke up at Edward's, and Eddie comes in to ask if he's alright and Jon just goes 'GET THE FUCK OUT' with ears red as tomatoes.

#tho right now in the comic he's only been there for a few days so it hasn't reached this point yet #but it will #and he hates it #so much #pica's asks

[twyz]

Chucky: no.. no

Tiffany, slowly approaching with a makeup bag: it's no use, Chucky..

Chucky: please don't- t i f f

Tiffany: Chucky, you've gotta give up,,

Chucky: no,, n o

Tiffany, gently holding his face still with one hand while holding a brush with another: I have loved you ever since I've known you, Chucky

#twyz #based off of that one tiktok audio? yeah you know the one #i imagine this happens everytime tiff wants to try a new look but is scared to do it on herself first #so she makes Chucky be her model instead #and he hates it #cuz his face feels like wax #incorrect chucky quote #chucky #charles lee ray #bride of chucky #childs play #cult of chucky #chucky series #tiffany valentine

[thewolfisawake]

So while it is questionably known that Balmoral keeps a company with some penchant for violence like him, I realize that the one that started such a path so early besides Bal himself is actually Risteard. They both have purposely killed pretty young and interestingly, both for their freedom.

Risteard, hilariously, doesn't like being described as violent. Despite his position where he tortures regularly. And also despite him never being coy about his role as an executioner for his parents. Balmoral would tease him about it, saying something along the lines of 'Ah ken you like it tae' or that it's a perfectly fae thing. To which Risteard is like 'you act as though I maim wantonly. If that is your whim, far be it for me to stop you but do not drag me into your scruples.'

#{Balmoral Headcanons #{Risteard Headcanons #but actually #Balmoral isn't wrong #and Risteard does enjoy it #although he isn't one to smile about it #more likely he's got that quiet self-satisfaction #and very hot while doing it #Mhoirbheinn has gotten to find that out #and he hates it