Prompt:
It’s turning out to be a bad day when Jason finds himself stabbed during a drug bust.
It’s turning out to be a very bad day when he starts to feel woozy (seriously, what the hell? It was just a little stabbing) and promptly collapses.
It’s turning out to be a monumentally bad day when the batfamily drop in on his drug bust.
And then the night takes a hard nose dive into catastrophically bad, because whatever toxin that blade was laced with? It’s making his heartbeat slow down into near flatline, paralyzing Jason in the process.
And now he’s stuck listening to his family lose it completely upon finding his “dead” body.
… shit.
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I just really miss pre 2000s Batman. The one that didn’t abuse the kids he saved up from abusive homes and from the streets, the one that loved and raised them. That mourned them and grieved hard enough Alfred thought Bruce would kill himself. Yes he trained them and pushed them to the brink but he still loved them. Ferociously. Step to his family and he steps to you in his 300,000 dollar rich man loafers.
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If you have a problem with distorted face imagery, don’t look this up /gen
But I love The Boiled One and his stupid little face. My man just comes into your brain through your TV and then just pogs at you and maybe snacks on your spine here and there. Play you some tunes before you go to bed. Sooth you with the screams of the damned or some shit.
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okayokayokay ill shut up after this but before i go just look at him putting his arms & red patches up over his head to look more Big and Scary like.. . . yeah yeah buddy we get it u r venomous and Birds oughta Think TWICE Before They Mess With You and also this is DEFINITELY not going 2 come back to haunt Anyone at Any Point EVER
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emmet: you can have a bite. just a little.
eelektross, an animal who does not understand moderation: slorp
emmet, waking up on the gear station office couch with a juice packet loosely held in his hand: what year is it
ingo, handing him a cracker; apparently hisui times since you’re performing bloodletting in public
I feel bad for the subway staff that have to put up with these guys
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me: *carefully casting mage armour on rolan before the marcus battle at last light*
me: now now my sweet prince no one will be taking u to the fugue plane today i shant allow it
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