#and hela and loki would obliterate thor and odin while drying their nails

[worstloki]

Marvel fucked up by making Hela Loki's sister. I still hate Marvel for that. I will never forgive, nor ever forget they're grave mistake. I will sTaB them all 🗡🗡🗡

on one hand you could not convince me that Loki f*cks, on the other hand, the comedy of having Hela be Loki’s kid or vice versa is virtually unparalleled 

#Language! #language #i can literally go on and on about any situation where Loki and Hela are related by blood or not #like.... what if 2012!Loki is going have Hela and ragnarok Loki is just standing there like ''im not ur dad'' after hela says 'hello father' #loki just standing there getting accused of fatherhood is very funny to me because he's like 90% sure he didn't do that #but that 10% of him is like.... or did i? #and Thor is just ???? brother explain???? tf did you do this time??? #the mess that would be odin adopting someone and then also adopting the next generation sounds just like odin to do #especially if hela didn't age in prison #she could totally be loki's mom #in which case loki gets to have another identity crisis #mother son bonding time #i want at LEAST 1 scene dedicated to Hela showing Loki how to do a cool fighting thing with Loki just copying along behind her #can we just accept that hela and loki were both adopted? #now if frigga is dead the family is 2:2 #and hela and loki would obliterate thor and odin while drying their nails