#and i am not exaggerating

[jakeperalta]

anyone who is willing to be so violently stupid as to use the phrase “post term abortion” should be banned from using the internet for life

#and i am not exaggerating #talking

[killerinfog]

school nurse: ok so who did you hang out with today?

11 year old me: oh i hung out with [friend #1] and [friend #2] as usual

school nurse, silently seething:

#nika's daily life #this is not a joke btw #EVERY staff member at my elementary school HATED the fact that i only had 2 friends #and i am not exaggerating

[mouseonvenus-main]

Hrng okay. Posting tears of the kingdom spoilers probably tomorrow. Tagging with totk spoilers 👍

#ahem. #this game is driving me FUCKING BONKERS #i beat it earlier today #WILL NEVER BE NORMAL AGAIN. #IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE. #i have so so so so many things i want to say about it but i cannot for the life of me get my thoughts in order #what i will say for now. is that this is probably the best video game ive played in my whole life #well worth the $75 #and i am not exaggerating #totk #loz #welcome back to me screaming

[augustsails]

What the hell is it about this song that very specifically makes my brain go INSANE in a good way. Like, I'm losing my mind to a song about a sunburn so bad it is clinically called Hell's Itch. But, harmonies and guitar good:) and the ENDING. I truly feel the end of the itch.

#trace talks #idk #im just rambling lol #i am serious about this song though #god i love it #i listened to it for days when it first came out #and i am not exaggerating #Youtube

[yantao-enthusiast]

genderfluid icon

#“cal shut up you’re exaggerating” #no i’m not. fuck you. #i get to have lgbtq opinions on mario characters #and you can’t stop me!!!! #genderfluid #kamek #kamek koopa #super mario bros #mario #mario and luigi #mario and luigi dream team #actually why am i defending myself. this is the website that made bowuigi. lmao

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Okay so I need someone who's better at landscapes and art style replication than I am to hop on this idea. because this man and his alien planet biome and storyline were made for the scavengers reign art style fr

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #rendog #renthedog #scavengers reign #idea that was stuck in my head so bad I finished three full illustrations in a day #these are all screenshot redraws from the show for those who haven't seen it #you should see it by the way. literally one of the coolest pieces of art ever made and I am not exaggerating in the slightest #but yeah. he and his minecraft speculative alien biology were made for this fucking show #I'm actually really happy with how these came out it's been so long since I've tried drawing in a different art style like this

[pdfbabe]

spotify will be like are you a HARDCORE PUNK do you HATE THE ESTABLISHMENT and want some songs to BEAT UP COPS TO? listen to our PUNK PLAYLIST! and the playlist is like. welcome to the black parade

#this is not an exaggeration the raised on punk spotify playlist is #she by green day -> helena by mcr -> i was a teenage anarchist #which why is that the am! song youre using. like you couldve put a different am! song and yes i know that that song isnt against anarchy #but cMON. if you want an iconic antiestablishment against me song do baby im an ananarchist #and yes. wttbp is on this playlist #also im literally a huge mcr fan i have an mcr blog. like nothing against mcr AT ALL i adore them. but theyre not punk #maggie.txt #flashing gif

[uncanny-tranny]

To any disabled person undergoing tests to find What's Wrong: I hope your results come back the way you hope and that you receive the help you need. I hope you are not denied care, I hope you are taken seriously even after this, and I hope that you will be taken care of compassionately

#disability #currently going through something like this for myself and while i doubt there's anything 'wrong' i still did it #people are always weird about people who are disappointed or devastated about 'normal results' but... #...it's because normal results don't mean much when you still have the issue at hand... #...if my test came back that my back is physically normal that doesn't indicate that i don't have back pain does it? #because i am still in pain so often even if i have a 'physically normal' back... #...just as an example but i don't think a lot of abled people 'get it' #also like... if your tests are coming back 'normal' every time that might give your care providers pause... #...and they might just start infantilizing you or treating you like a hypochondriac... #...'are you SURE [problem] isn't just anxiety?' 'are you SURE you're actually experiencing [x] or are you exaggerating it?'

[civetside]

has anybody done this yet

#gideon the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #cw ianthe tridentarius #the locked tomb #tlt shitposting #meme redraw #yes i will continue to exaggerate harrows smallness for comedic effect #i stayed up till like 1 am drawing them #and like right after i saved it our power went out LMAO #i am one lucky son of a bitch ill tell you wahat

[autisticrosewilson]

While we're on the topic of De-aging AU's I wanna talk about Jason and Damian if Jason was 14 again real quick.

Do you guys think that Damian looks at this version of Jason, so different from the version he knows, nothing like the person he was told Jason was, and feels uncomfortably seen?

Damian was always told that Jason died because he was reckless, because he disobeyed orders, he was fired as Robin and he got himself killed. A cautionary tale, not a threat to his position. He dismisses Jason because Bruce does, because Dick does, because sometimes even Babs and Alfred do.

That's not the kid that he's looking at now. This Jason is happy, and smart, and full of love that has not yet soured into grief. He hangs on Bruce's every word, trains until his hands bleed and his body gives out to perfect the moves Bruce teaches him. He looks at Bruce with stars in his eyes and he calls him dad.

And Damian can't help but think, that this is the perfect Robin. The perfect son. And if Jason - sweet, loving, strong, Jason - can be fired, can die and have his room locked away and his pictures torn down, can have his last memory as Robin be as A Good Soldier, how could the rest of them ever compete? What could Damian do to stand a chance?

Jason will never grow out of the shadow of Robin, like the rest of them did. As long as Bruce, and Dick, and Babs, and Alfred look at him and see a dead kid who came back wrong, he will never get to be anything else. He will not get to be looked at through who he is now without the shadow of a dead boy looming over him.

And the worst part? Jason is exactly the same person he was back then. Bitter, sure, angry, justifiably, but he is still the boy with too much love in his heart and righteous fury festering in his gut. He is exactly the same boy who threw himself in front of an explosion to save his mother.

(The lines between the mother that betrayed him and the father that disgraced him are so very blurred. Fire or blade or crowbars or fists it does not matter. It ends the same way it always does because Jason Todd always dies, in every universe, in every timeline, Jason dies and crawls out only to be killed again and again and again.)

#dc #jason todd #damian wayne #de aging #I personally am obsessed with the headcanon that they met in the league which lends it's own sense of tragedy #but this is a more canon take on it #Bruce Wayne critical #do you guys think he watched Jason fall back into old routines and is so unbelievably angry because none of it matters #do you think he listens to Jason talk about homework and his grades and his clubs and the colleges he wants to go to #and all he can think of is how unfair it is #that Jason never gets it. That everything about who he was got distorted and exaggerated and there was nothing left of this boy #that the love and blood and late nights never mean anything because this is a ghost walking the halls disproving all the legends #what is the prodigal son to do when he comes home but the locks have changed

[ryllen]

do u know that even the size of the different size of vegetables at another country amazed me because from where i came from they are all smaller and scrawnier

#to remind u guys if u're thinking about something naughty stop right there; the different size of the food served is also surprising #twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst yuu #twst mc #fanart #do westerners go to asian country feels like they are served dwarf's portion #because as an asian; it always feel like we are served giant's portion; not exaggerating bcs we can never finish it #understandable because westerners can grow so tall so they must need more energy to burn #it's like if we order food; we asians always have to have a tupperware to take leftover home #but the price of the food in all the food places is so expensive it's reasonable the portion is big #i might ignite if paying so much we only get rabbit portion #anyhow i am just thinking of this because of the briar valley's big horse post #i do love to think everything is bigger in briar valley #the trees are all so lushfull and majestic like they all have lived a thousand years already #and the vegetables all just grow happily and absorb so much nutrient from the soil they are so big also #i was thinking of drawing e pel too but the space #while to people who born in this country feels things like these are normal #the thought of being able to be born in such a country where the produce all looking so big and healthy is such a blessing to me #it almost feels like they take it for granted; but it's just what they are born to #i have a nephew who is SUPER picky & waste food so much #i am crying everytime #yes y'all have a lot of food and good life here but h e l p #i'm sure the climate also makes vegetables bigger #i think i heard in winter plants stock more nutrients in their produce as stock for spring & summer #that's why winter veggies are better & sweeter and all #my country's vegetables are scrawny because the heat evaporates everything

[milquetoad]

it’s sooo important that we remember how much of a dork caleb widogast is. ignore his cha stat he just uses that to threaten people im talking abt the man himself. dude finds a bag of jewels and does a little dance. he gets good news and says ‘that’s a bingo’ out loud in front of other ppl. how many times did someone be vaguely nice to him and he responded by turning “beet red”. his go to response to someone in distress is to hand them his cat, and even then he sits a little bit away and watches to make sure they’re being gentle w him. man is living proof that you can take a wizard and torture him until he becomes a brainwashed murder machine but you can’t make him not a fucking dweeb <3

#all this and he still managed to bag the baddest bitch in zhorhas too… character of all time i am NOT exaggerating #caleb widogast #critical role #mighty nein #text #yes im watching the lighter side of caleb compilation again and yes im feeling things

[dduane]

TIL...

...that if you drop bakers'-chocolate chips into boiling cream, they explode.

Also, the ganache-in-the making breaks and turns into something more like a batch of sticky glossy pebbles than anything else.

NOT RECOMMENDED.

...Recommended instead:

(a) Pour the hot cream into the chocolate chips, NOT the other way around.

(b) Then stir constantly until it becomes beautiful and dark and creamy and glossy. AND HAS NOT EXPLODED.

(That'll teach me to do cooking stuff before I've had my tea...)

ETA for those kindly inquiring: I’m fine… it missed me. Not an experience I’ll need to repeat, fortunately. 😏

#cooking #advice #chocolate #ganache #(when I say “exploded” I AM NOT EXAGGERATING) #...so just DON'T

[snakeoid]

body hcs? height hcs? idk i just wanted to draw the main bg3 companions how i think of them (cropped tav/appindex under cut)

#bg3 #shadowheart #gale dekarios #astarion #wyll #lae'zel #karlach #appindex #tav #i wish i exaggerated shapes more oh well perhaps next time shrug #i miss wylls promo art outfit but i like his ingame colors so i tried to combine it but i am not creative

[ambiguouspencilmark]

Girls when The Frost by mitski 🫠

#when i tell you i collapsed i am not exaggerating in the slightest #the land is inhospitable and so are we #mitski #she was actually insane for this one

[lightasthesun]

thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody's last scene together in revenge of the sith but specifically the NOVELIZATION and how Cody flirted with Obi-Wan in a way that made Obi-Wan Kenobi 'Master of Sass and Trolling', the FAMED Negotiator blush and duck his head!!! and wondering if perhaps the fact that this was potentially their last battle and that Obi-Wan had just killed Grievous and they all could practically FEEL the end of the war brushing against their fingertips had given Cody that spike of courage, hope, peace that had made him pursue the drumming of maybe maybe maybe to his heartbeat that led to Obi-Wan blushing so profoundly he tried to fucking laugh it off and then zoooooomed tf out of there on bogas back.

#i am likely totally exaggerating the emotions because I can only really remember cody flirting and Obi-Wan blushing but STILL #like #imagine being Obi-Wan and the war looks like it'll end in perhaps a few hours??days?? and suddenly your handsome commander and partner #switches the tone of your usual banter just a NUDGE and suddenly you're BLUSHING #and questioning your entire relationship like #oh. OH. #codywan #bye #sorry #does this even make sense to anyone else #text post