#and i apologize

[kairithemang0]

Yall idk I was bored and remembered CapCut existed

#spies are forever #curtwen #agent curt mega #owen carvour #tin can bros #tin can brothers #im so bored #and i apologize #my edit #edit #shrug emoji

[freaky-flawless]

Created from the parts of the most perfect teenage girls,

by Professor Bootonuim,

but he accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction,

CHEMICAL HEX

Thus the PowerDeath girls were born!

Bluddles (Blood Puddles), Bloodsom, and Butterknife!

(ID in alt text)

#monster high #powerpuff girls #monster high fanart #powerpuff girls fanart #ppg #monster girls #i actually came up with an idea similar to this yeaaars ago #back when i was actively in the ppg fandom #but not mh related and it was actually gonna be a bit grotesque #there are things about this i dont love #but UGH i love how blossom's face came out #and i think i captured the mh style pretty well! #the names are stupid!! #the caption is stupid! #and i apologize #idk if they're superheroes tbh

[doodlingfoolishness]

Pyloon’s Saloon has a club music night once a week and Cal and Merrin sometimes get… a little frisky on the dance floor

(Feel free to speculate wildly about where their hands are! 😈)

#cal x Merrin #merrical #merrin x cal #nightsister merrin #cal kestis #Jedi: survivor #Jedi survivor #jedi survivor spoilers #(kind of) #Jedi: survivor spoilers #Pyloon’s saloon #I’m sorry I just cannot hear this song without thinking of them grinding on the dance floor #and i apologize #Spotify

[hi-im-writting]

*Makes a run for it into your inbox*

How about our mighty Lord Megatron with a Mech S/o or male S/o who is like, the tallest decepticon in the warship? They act stoic and serious, but outta no where as soon as they are in the same room as Megatron, their suddenly a submissive, meek, and shy?

And uh, when I say submissive, like a loyal simp who would do anything Megatron asks them to do-

Just to clear things up, I also reaaally love what you've done so far. Keep it up bud! :)

Thank you for the kind word I appreciate it. I'll do hc's since you didn't specify! Hope that's ok!

You were something that's for sure...

A tall, very intimidating bot on the cons side was a sure win! And on top of that, you took your job and the war seriously and got your duties done almost immediately

(You kept the place running basically)

There wasn't much too complain about

Now that all nice, until Megatron comes around....

When the war lord is near you...BIG OOF

Simp mode activated

Oh! You need a back massage my lord? Here let me help you! OH NO! Your arm is gone! Here have mine =)

You can't help it! He's just too beautiful!

Which makes it 10x harder to be serious around Megatron.

You are a very proficient warrior though

Megatron doesn't mind it much in private, but you can't really control it so it's a little embarrassing for both of you

But he loves you and loves that you love to serve him so he can forgive <3

#writting stuff #tfp #tfp headcanons #tfp x reader #tfp megatron #megatron #megatron x reader #callmegkiddo #tf #maccadam #this took too long #and i apologize

[illiana-mystery]

Sir...sir...what are you doing?

#that caption sounded better in my head #and i apologize #i'll see myself out later #i just found this fascinating #for some odd reason #so i had to share #bobby hicks #the florida project #willem dafoe

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

Having recently gotten back into wow, and feeling the urge to write, I'm once again frustrated by the way the only characters who get any significant amount of spotlight are almost all the leaders of nation or in other ways justz the important people in the world™.

Like to pick a completely arbitrary example: the mission to free Talanji and Zul includes Rokhan (leader of the Darkspear tribe), Thalyssra (leader of Suramar) and Nathanos (direct representative of the Horde itself). Like you are sending 3 of your major power players to free political prisoners, meaning if the mission fails, you're giving the Alliance 3 even more significant political prisoners to hold over your head!

You could write an entire essay about the unexamined fascist ideology present in WoW and the way that manifest as drawing strict correlation between combat prowess and the ability to lead.

But that's not what I wanna complain about today. Rather I'm just frustrated by the fact that this leads to a setting in which, as a fanfic author, my only real means of exploring what the world looks like for those without power and privilege, is by either using OCs or trying to retool background characters to something with depth.

#valk yelling at clouds #Im back on my whining about a poorly written game being poorly written BS #and i apologize

[lab1rynth]

Hey y’all, if I started a go fund me would y’all help? One of my nephews friends are in a super abusive situation and I want to get them out of it, but we don’t have the money.

#I’m poor as shit and I’m super worried for them #I probably sound desperate #and I apologize #since this isn’t my regular content #yourprettyboysposting

[irukasenseii]

if at any point you see me liking or reblogging (and then unliking and deleting) posts it's because my roommates kitten likes to walk across my keyboard to get over my lap.

#and i apologize #he keeps hitting the button that turns off my little touch screen mouse pad thing

[lady-ofmischief]

Correctly identifying the killer way before the unexpected reveal in the Agatha Christie novel “The Murder of Roger Ackroyd” will be my crowning achievement as a reader

#just a small brag #and i apologize #I shouldn’t boast #jay jabbers

[survivorofhellskitchen]

[ hand ] a chivalrous kiss on the back of the partner's hand

@indirecticn

'Ms. Page.'

The familiar voice causes the blonde to stop in her tracks, turning quickly in her heels to find the dark haired god emerging down her hallway. A small scoff is given, though she can't completely hide the smile that pulls at her lips from his greeting.

"Loki," Karen replies back in greeting, and is just about to ask him what he was doing here but is stopped as his hand takes ahold of hers, bringing it up to his lips and quickly she has to look away to try and collect some composure.

"...You're still in New York," she comments instead as he carefully drops her hand. "You know, some legal terms might just call this stalking." Her lips twitch upwards once more. "...What are you doing here?"

#my writing is TRASSSHHHH #and I apologize #indirecticn

[ftm2bbw]

Today absolutely melted my brain, mostly due to work.

On the bright side, I did stress eat all day and easily broke 10,000 calories for the day. Again. 😇

#also if I’m a little slow to respond to dms or asks this is why #And I apologize #I try not to leave people hanging but this week has been A Lot #me.txt

[jasontoddsguns]

Me doing mental and verbal acrobatics in order not to call my mutuals old:

#love you guys #😔 #this is directed at someone #and I apologize #I can’t help that I’m young

[unknownarmageddon]

Okay so to the like. Two people who wanted me to draw something for Cross winning the sexyman poll I don’t think that’s gonna happen sadly

#I know I said I would and that was. My mistake #and I apologize #but also I haven’t had the time #I definitely haven’t had the motivation #it’s kinda too late now since it’s been a while since he won #And I was sick when I might’ve had the time for it which. Hindered my ability to do anything #so. most definitely not gonna happen sorry fjfhf #and I figured I’d post this actually saying that rather than putting it off and worrying about it and not saying anything #ANYWAY #Armageddon rambles woah #I keep forgetting why I don’t make promises to people who aren’t friends to draw stuff and then something like this happens

[miniaturemallow]

Takes a powerful mafia man to turn a cop into baby girl

#mallow's art #jjba #there is no reason for this #and I apologize

[illiana-mystery]

Guess what I'm finally watching! 😉

#took me long enough #i know #and i apologize #i'm waiting for a dvd #but i found it on paramount plus #so i watched it there #martin #the reckoning #screenshot #willem dafoe

[gooblygoops]

I think my actual worst video game habit I have is the fact that I just straight up stop playing something if I take a break from it for more than a week.

Oh, that game you really liked and played for months on end you stopped playing on vacation? Yeah, you will never touch it again and will feel genuine anger trying to re-learn the controls.

#video game #video games #streamer #twitch streamer #youtube #small streamer #red dead redemption 2 #witcher wild hunt #spiderman #and so many more #I have never finished these games #and i apologize #these are my sins #because #they are wonderful #wonderful games #and i love them #but alas