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kira-fluff · 2 years

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Imagine the bros with someone who was a gremlin as a child and just nonchalantly tells them their stories. For example in kinder I got dared to put a rock in my ear and my little five year old self was not gonna back down. I had to get that rock removed by a doctor 😭.

a/n: i love this oddly specific request as well as the flawless usage of the descriptor "gremlin". i too was a lollipop-stuck-to-hair, hot-mess-express child. thank u for sharing your amazing story x i took the liberty of using as many funny childhood stories as i could remember, as well as your own (thought it a befitting tale to tell to lucifer lmao) disclaimer: this is assuming that you had a childhood full of crazy events, but none including ab*se of any kind. these are silly, funny memories, not ones that would hurt you to this day. tw: language, mention of children in the future (not totally breeding kink tho), established relationship unclear so just decided that for yourself bc im lazy

reacting to funny stories from your childhood - obey me! brothers x reader

stories of your childhood were always something most found entertaining, but you found that these stories intrigued your demon roommates even more so. it started off as a comment you'd mentioned off-hand, but the brothers urged you on, hooked on hearing some of your stories - after all, it had been a few hundred years since they'd been children.

"...so one time i got dared to put a rock in my ear and, of course, only losers back down from a challenge--" "you didn't" "--so i put that rock right in my ear! then i had to go to the doc to get it taken out, but at least my friends knew i ain't no pussy." "of course you did."

lucifer

trying to pretend like he doesn't care

but is easily baited into the conversation when mammon says "the person who knows the most 'bout y/n is obviously ME!"

rolls his eyes, but you can see his head turning to listen to you better

is rude af about it once you finish your story smh

"it all makes sense now, that rock must've replaced your brain"

smirks throughout the story, making focused eye-contact with mammon because his dumbass did the same thing. LAST. MONTH. (for a bet, of course, that he lost)

scoffs at your story, but can't help but continue to listen with a smile

he's got it bad

feels the need to one-up your stories with stories of his own (that aren't embarrassing at all, but that prove that even at the age of 2 he was a badass)

can't help but let his mind wander to having a child with you (he's domestic af okay)

"let's hope your our child inherits more of the father's genetics"

i dare you to smack him upside the head he deserves it for being a snarky little whore

just run away after, it's not like he'll catch you he def will

"...and then my sister took my doll, so then i tackled her to the ground and started chocking her. she passed out but she had it coming. my mom grounded me for like a month but i didn't care because guess what? my sis never took my doll again" "remind me not to take your shit anymore oh fuck--"

mammon

oh? cute stories about your childhood?

he's all ears

can't help but turn it into a competition to see who knows you the best or who your favorite is

so badly wants you to say it's him ;-;

was expecting stories about maybe the time you made your first friend or when you learned your first word

nope

he's over here sweating bullets because did he remember to put back all that stuff he took?

he wasn't gonna sell it or anythin'.. he just kinda likes the way yer stuff smells... not in a creepy way though, ok?!

and like, you hadn't noticed yet

so of course he was gonna keep some of your stuff!!!

but.. but you choked your sister for stealing a doll?

not even lucifer was that... extreme

may or may not find him in your room, putting all of your things back in the places he recalled he'd taken them

you'd just laugh, saying you didn't mind as long as it wasn't something you really needed

he breathed a sigh of relief

he was genuinely about to shit his pants when you walked through the door

"'m too young to die! swear i was jus' lookin' at 'em!"

"..one time my dad was in a bad mood so he got mad that i passed the ketchup bottle without the cap facing DOWN so that all the ketchup was able to be poured out quickly. so then, when he asked me to pass the salt, so i looked at him, then turned the salt shaker face down and handed it to him as the salt was pouring out..."

leviathan

already tweeting "STORIES FROM Y/N'S CHILDHOOD?!?!??! #REALSHITSABTTOGODOWN #STANRURICHAN"

spurs him to tell his own stories about his childhood (he wants to share but swears its sO emBarrAsSinG"

swears he was into anime as a newborn

is honestly a lil giddy to hear your stories and laughs at them just as much as everyone else

whenever you come into his room while he is gaming he wants you to tell him more of the stories from your childhood

"LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Y/N IS A SAVAGE"

doesn't find it hard to believe that you were just as sassy as a little child

you're just like him <3

kinda blushes imagining the two of you being childhood besties uwu

like he gives bullied in high school vibes for some reason idk

i can just imagine the two of you being the best of friends

you'd make him lil flower crowns while he ranted to you about his pokemon card collection

he's so SOFT for you omgggg

would quite literally die for you if he had to but im getting off topic

anyway, please never stop talking to him, it's his number one fear <3

giggles in the dorky way he does when you get super expressive

"...there was this day when i was eight and i didn't want to go to school anymore and i was bored in class so i decided right then and there that i would lose my tooth and get one of those crappy-looking 'tooth necklaces'..... not five minutes later, i ripped my front tooth out and was sent to the nurses with blood dripping down the hallway. i was so proud of myself but it turned out i had accidentally ripped out an ADULT tooth. my parents were pissed, but i was proud because i got to go home and eat ice cream for two weeks."

satan

THRIVES off the stories of you being a little shit as a kid lol (or the stories of you being a little shit now)

that being said, WHAT THE FUCK

he forgot how wild kids can be, much less YOU

i mean, you were sent to the demon world and all you did was shrug and roll with it??? who even are you????

you even felt a little bit of pity for your parents, bless their souls

he smirked at the part where you got out of school as you clasped your chest proudly

it was cute to watch you get excited about all your little adventures from when you were younger - it's hard to believe that was only a few decades ago (to him)

finds himself looking for the you now in your old self

he's easily able to identify some of your key traits: stubbornness, strength, optimism, kindness, wit...

you were always this way, he thought, and it was reassuring.

a little smile crept up his face, taking over the neutral expression that once adorned his soft and regal features

you were always something something special

"...and then the teacher was wearing this ugly ass skirt and so my sassy little six-year-old self was like 'did you dress in the dark or something? because your shirt doesn't match your skirt'... i feel kinda bad about it now but it was iconic back in the day."

asmodeus

gives you exaggerated reactions to each part of your story, but they're genuine

gASP

hand over mouth

laughs at the parts when you get super animated

insists your are doing her a favor by helping her with her fashion dilemma

honestly he probably has some similar stories to share himself

gushes about how the two of you are so alike that it is shocking

(i mean i guess sorta? jk u wish)

"we're so similar.. let's go to my bedroom and find out what is different"

all his other brothers simultaneously shout, "NO"

i headcanon that asmo has dimples that come out when he truly, REALLY smiles and he does it when you talk about your childhood

you get all excited and he can't help but just shout, "oH you're SO cUTE~~~~~!"

"....i backflipped into the christmas tree and the next thing i knew i was in one of those crusty ass hospital beds. so yeah, i don't recommend doing that."

beezlebub

got lost half-way through the story when he got up to get a snack

next thing he knew you were talking about backflipping???

still though, he found it really cute how you got all soft when talking about the way that your mother started crying once you woke up only for her to fall into a fit of rage the next moment

the moment actually brought tears to your eyes, reminding you of a part of yourself that did really miss home and the people that you left there

his eyes widened, taking in your shrinking form

as if his arms moved on his own, he moved to grasp you in a tight embrace

your sniffles ceased and you even let out a little giggle, "beel, you're squishing me"

he apologized, his purple eyes full of worry and remorse

you only shook your head, mumbling a quiet, "i'm fine"

he realized that even though devildom seemed like home to him now, he also knew what it felt like to have to get used to an entirely new place, especially going from being an angel to a deadly sin

so he cherished those moments in his heart, but he was hesitant to ask you more about your childhood, afraid that the memories, while happy, would also make you homesick

he cares for you so much, don't ever think otherwise <3

"...i skipped class so many times because i slept in - and like, usually i'd just show up late, but i had decided that i will never be that loser who ran to class. if i was gonna show up late, i'd show up looking good. so i'd curl my hair and put on makeup if i was late. i'd be more late, but i'd look like a bad bitch."

belphegor

your "idgaf" personality reflects his quite well

the amount of times he's tried to skip school because of sleeping were too far to count

yet lucifer always forced him to take part in the daily academics activities

honestly sort of jealous of you

still, he gets over it quickly, though, when he sees the cute little crescents that your eyes form

can't help but not be mad at you

and now he knows the perfect person to go to when he wants to escape the world and take a big nap

maybe miss a few classes on the side with you :)

you're his special napping buddy

a/n: this was sorta ass but just ignore it

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your-garden-rose · 2 years

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Ok but I’ve had this idea for a bit bc this is pretty much me:

How would the brothers react to an MC that frequently walks around the house almost-naked (when they’re comfortable with the demons) and is very nonchalant about it? Like they’re not embarrassed at all at the fact that they’re all seeing them pretty much naked

Or! How would they react to walking in on said MC walk around naked/ almost naked in their room and being super calm and like, chill bc this is completely normal for them??

I love your work, and thanks for even looking at this submission <3

Okay, this idea is GOLD since I think that the demons aren’t really used to seeing naked humans lmaoo

Also ty for liking my work darling! Your submission is gold btw <333

N-n-naked H-H-HUMAN?!

Lucifer:

Bro, he’s literally a blushing mess of a demon rn. Like, the first time he saw you almost naked he literally almost dropped his cup of coffee.

He always insists on making you wear a coat but when you refuse he is almost frustrated cause not only do you awaken something in him, but he also appreciates the nice view, he just hates it that his brothers get to see it too tho.

“Mc you will get a cold.”

“Excuse me? What do you mean this is ‘normal for you’ ? Are you humans always like this?”

“I need a cold shower right now-“

Mammon:

Boy is dying. Both physically and mentally. You can bet he’ll always have a nosebleed, or a blush, or in some cases both. It honestly depends on your level of nakedness though so do be careful of that-

Mammon always insists that you wear his jacket since he can’t stand seeing you so underdressed, but the moment you wear his jacket mans can’t control himself either. If y’all are dating or not, you better be ready for him to cling on to you and growl at whoever stares for a millisecond too long smh 🤦🏻‍♀️

“H-h-human?! What are ya wearing! What if my brothers see that?!”

“Ya better be prepared to have me by yer side Mc, I swear on Diavolo I will punt every punk that dares to stare at ya even for a second too long”

Leviathan:

He’s nose bleeding excessively. Like it ain’t even a joke anymore. He now avoids you most of the time since he can’t really control himself around you. He’s literally imagining…. Things…. Right now

Even though he mostly avoids you he does try to talk to you every now and then but everytime he sees you all the self control and courage he had mustered is gone. Disappeared. He also may or may not take pictures of you to stare at for later Mc

“M-Mc? H-H-How a-a-are y-you- N-never mind! I-I’ve got a c-convention t-to go t-to!”

“D-dammit! Mc’s gonna hate me even more now! Although, they did look good today…”

Satan:

Another flustered demon. Like father like son I guess. Anyways, he does try his best not to stare but he can’t help it since the view is nice-

Bro probably spends more time with you just to piss Lucifer off. Like, he gets time with you, while Lucifer gets pissed off. It’s a win win for him. Also, highly possessive of you. Gets ready to display his wrath in whoever stares at you for even a second longer.

“Mc? Isn’t it cold out here? Have my coat. I don’t want my mc catching an annoying cold.”

“Mc, come sit by me. It’s not because Lucifer is here- I just want to hold you.”

Asmodeus:

He’s always h0rny for you Mc- do you really think, this is going to change anything? If anything changes at all, it’s the fact that he too, dresses just like you so y’all are matching luv 💕

Also likes to feel you up and down (only if you’re comfortable ofc💕) no matter where he is. It’s gonna be one hell of an uncomfortable pda experience everyone is in for since he will not keep his hands off you that’s for sure.

“Mc darling~ look! We match! You look positively adorable you know!”

“Mc! Look! We both look positively stunning! This much beauty should be illegal~”

Beezlebub:

He is a supportive baby boy who really doesn’t mind what you wear in or outside the house since he’s used to Asmodeus’s outfits. He just is happy as you’re comfortable enough with him and his brothers to dress like this with them.

Protective demon, he will straight up eat anyone who dares to even breathe the wrong way in your direction whole. Like a damn s n a k e. He also offers his jackets incase of a cold since humans are fragile.

“Mc? You look good in that outfit… would you like to join me in my workout?”

“Mc? I hope you aren’t mad…. I ate that demon… I know, but they looked at you in a bad way… I hope you will forgive me…”

Belphegor:

He will literally cage you in with his arms if he even spots you in those outfits of yours. Like literally just grab it and trap you. He gets you all to himself and a good nap so it’s a win win for him tbh

He will literally sleep on you in public or in private. He don’t care. Literally. He will cling to you like a koala. Especially in front of Lucifer. It will become his new hobby. Like he gets to have you and piss of Lucifer so yeah. Plus he glares at anyone who even dares to look at you the wrong way

“You’re my new body pillow. No moving now~”

“I hope you don’t mind… it’s not like you have a choice or anything”

#obey me x mc #answers #𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙣 ❣︎

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xotomesimpx · 2 years

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MHA Characters x Sick y/n

So the title says it all. After dishing out some angst here and there I thought to add some fluff/comfort. Also i thought up this post since I am sick myself. (Covid ofc -_-) But yeah MHA characters react to you being sick. Also by sick I don't mean covid like me right now I won't do y'all like that.

Also to make it interesting I will rate each of them on how good they do when it comes to comforting someone who is sick. Just to make it interesting.

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Izuku

At first can not tell if you are really sick or not. But after a while and seeing symptoms he is like "Oh dang y/n you're sick?!"

Keeps a close eye on you every-now and then or sends you texts telling you to drink water or ask if you took any medicine and to just check up on you while he is out and you are back at home or the dorms resting.

Once he is back he gives you some snacks from school to cheer you up. And offers to help go over some of the stuff you missed in class today if you need it.

"What do you mean you don't want to get me sick? I can never get sick of you y/n." He tries to laugh it off but becomes a complete stammering mess. "I thought it would be a good joke or- no, you being sick is not a joke or-"

Genuinely he just wanted to cheer you up and make sure you are taking care of yourself. Recovery can be hard and bothersome no matter what it is. Take it from him Izuku Midori-ya my bones broken.

All in all 10/10 best way to comfort a sick person/friend etc. Also really sweet when it comes to giving you things to cheer you up a little and help catch you up on anything you missed.

Bakugo

You can't tell me he is that one friend that is like "You are sick what the fuck do you want me to do about it?" Or he scolds you claiming "I bet you don't wash your hands enough smh!"

But then a good twenty minutes later who is knocking at your door with a bag of cans of soup and extra medicine? "Shut up!- These are were just extra in the cabinet and were going to go bad soon."

Or guess who is texting your phone a little too frequently cause they secretly miss you or worried about you? (He does not even mention how you are doing just talks random stuff.)

Yeah, him.

Also don't worry too much about the chores you might miss or don't get to he already secretly did them or will do them if he notices. "Oi why the hell are you vacuuming the common room?!! You are doing it wrong idiot give me that!" . (And if anyone points it out or says anything about it they will die!!!) And yes he does know you can vacumm properly but he needed an excuse to do it himself.

In total he is a 7.5-8/10 the yelling of this Pomeranian is hard enough on your typical school day. But if you are sick this man is both you peace but also your living migraine. And the messages from scared or concerned classmates telling you to "I know you are sick but come back and get your mans" have not been comforting.

Kirishima

Sends you lots of food or snack to feel better. Since eating helps keeps your strength up or however he says it.

Honestly one of the most sane on how to deal with you being sick along with Deku.

Sick or not that is not stopping him from wanting to hang out with you a little. After he gets done training he comes in your dorm so you both can at least chill and watch a movie or do whatever else you want.

"I was not sure what movie to pick so I got The Terminator, Rocky, and Twilight..Hm? Oh yeah the last one was not mine I borrowed it from Bakugo earlier."

He would also fill you in a little on any school tea/drama if anything went on. He also offers to do some of your chores or does a few if you ask him.

If you try to push him away or worry about getting him sick. He WILL give you puppy eyes for a few seconds. Before giving you a shark tooth grin "Well it is not manly to leave one of your pals sick all alone. Plus it can be like training for my immune system!" (He would also miss being away from you for a long time. Let him hang around you for a bit.

A solid 10/10 as well maybe a 9.5 depending on how you yourself feel about the slight clinginess. But other than that wanting to stick by with you making sure you are not alone or bored is reassuring.

Todoroki

Also does not notice at first glance if you are sick until you or someone else mentions it. "Sick? From what?" This dude will ask you questions about your health that you do not even know the answer to.

In the past he has made a special stash of ice packs he keeps frozen. So feel free to take one if you need to.

Other than that for the most part he never knew how to deal with stuff like this (you know cause childhood and all) But he will do his best and if you say or mention you need something. Then he will make sure you have it or it gets done.

"I heard you only ever really take this medicine so I got it for you."

Will also give you soba or a small gift to cheer you up. "I never really knew how to treat someone who is sick. Am I doing it right?"

Trying his best 9/10 he might not be all that enthusiastic or anything. And he also may or may not have slipped up and said some out of pocket stuff "So if you are sick do you need euthanasia...?" "Todoroki, that is when you mercy kill someone, they don't need that!" "...I thought it was a type of medicine."

I also feel like he would low key be a bit of a germaphobe. I don't know why. Partly due to him just growing up in a wealthy family or something. So expect to see him spraying or wiping everything you touch.

Denki

"Aw what you get to miss classes, no fair" He is a bit sour about that and would miss you in class too. He would every now and then send you positive memes and get well memes. Tries to think of a way for you to take the notes in class if you are not in class.

"Denki, why are you getting up class is not over?" Aizawa watched as Denki just set his phone on the teacher's desk. Everyone stiffled dry laughs thinking he put it there to not get in trouvle for being on his phone. "Y/n said they wanted to take down the notes while they are here." Glancing over Aizawa saw you on the phone screen and hummed "Hmm alright then."

Once school was over he made a B-line to your dorm to check on you. And talk about his day, the stuff he saw, the things he did. Literally everything and anything until he noticed that rambling a lot probably was draining you a little. So he mellowed out.

"Since you pretty much finished all the work you needed. Thanks to you know who, that means we can hangout you know when!"

Played video games with you and would lose (Totally not on purpose... Yeah it was on purpose for almost all the rounds.) but he would lose for you any day or on repeat if it meant making you feel better.

"Say so since you are sick do you think you can sneeze on me? A test is coming up in a few days. You will be better by then and all but I don't want to be." Mans tries to get himself sick to skip out on school smh. He may try and do a chore for you if you ask. But other than that probably not. And he also would call you randomly in the middle of the to make sure you're not dead. (Yeah this head cold is killer Denki, my limbs are falling oof now let me sleep.)

Solid 7/10 Does not do as much as hopes or you might have anticipated for but he did at least come clutch on help you get your notes however you need it. He struggles with grades and school as is and he ain't letting his homies struggle the way he does.

Sero

"Lmao imagine getting sick. Sucks to suck." He is being sarcastic of course when he says stuff like this. But he still takes care of you well. Will bring you soup and at least talk to you to keep you company. Expect a lot of jokes, bad and good ones.

"Hey... You know what sick rhymes with?"

"Dis dic-"

His number one goal is to make you smile. So be prepared for him to also sometimes get himself into a little but of trouble here and there. Mans would try and make Bakugo blow up at him. (we appreciate the sacrifice)

He would pitch in and help you with some of your chores.

At some point he just comes in your room and gives you food. And the tasted salty as fuck. Of course you told him and he was like "They say that you being sick means someone is messing with your energy. Eating salty stuff will protect you." Also this man blows Poly Santo smoke on you.

Yeah this mfer cleanses your and your damn room. It seems weird at first but when you ask him about it. It is just sometings his mom did for him as a kid. And he makes you play music in your room. Not sad music or anything but up beat music to fill in the space.

Gets a good 10/10 this man is not leaving any room for slip ups when it comes to you being sick. He will help you out physically, mentally, spiritually whatever. Yes those corny ass joke be annoying af at times but honestly anybody would take that over how some of these other people be acting.

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A/n: I kind of sprinkled in some of my own low key headcannons in here to kind of beef this post up a little. Let me know what you guys think and since I am gonna be stuck quarantining for a while feel free to send me a request or two. I do have another headcannon post coming up but I won't spoil it too much other than them dealing with kids. And it won't be your average type of them reacting to y/n being pregnant or whatever you got thinking.

But yeah hope you enjoyed the post and this is also giving me a a few other thoughts and headcannons to add and post for the future. I definitely feel like Sero is low key kind of spiritual. Not in that "Tik tok" kind of spiritual. But I mean like "My mama said if I don't do x,y,z in that order then a monster will eat me and my future kids." And he sometimes just throws salt in certain parts of the dorms.

#mha x reader #mha todoroki #mha kirishima #mha bakugou #my hero academia #bnha bakugo katsuki #bakugo katsuki #shoto torodoki #izuku midoryia #ejiro kirishima #denki kaminari #hanta sero

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livelaughlovekageyama · 2 years

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HI!!! I just NEEDDD a timeskip! Kageyama x model! Reader one shot/headcannons bcs I just KNOWW they’re such a hot couple and plus kageyamas canonically attractive like??? Preferably fem reader bcs I’m fem and if u wanna add some spice then even betterrr 😙 tyyy so looking forward to it xx

hey hey hey!!

i absolutely LOVE this idea and i hope u like it!!

timeskip kageyama x fem model reader

~~~

-So you guys probably met at a party or something right

-Like kageyama would be dragged there by the japan team

-And youd just be there on ur own

-And once ur there kageyama would see u and just OMG

-Like ur??? So??? Pretty??? Is that even allowed???

-And he probably wouldnt even know ur a model tbh😭…like if ur outside of the vball world he has NO IDEA you exist

-And he also had no idea he was staring at u for like five minutes

-And you being a confident hottie decided to approach him first

-Despite his non stop blushing and stuttering, u guys hit it off!!

-And before he left he somehow managed to get ur number

-Once he got back to the team they asked who he was with

-Still being oblivious to ur fame, he would just respond “oh, i met this girl named y/n l/n and we were kinda hanging out”

-AND THE TEAM WOULD BE SHOOK

“y/n l/n???? You mean the model????🤨”

-KAGEYAMA WOULD JUST STARE AT THEM CONFUSED LMAO

-But once someone looks u up online BRO IS FLABBERGASTED💀

-LIKE WHAT???

-HE WAS TALKING TO A MODEL THIS WHOLE TIME AND HAD NO IDEA???

-WAS HE SURPRISED THAT U WERE A MODEL?? ABSOLUTELY NOT, UR GORGEOUS…BUT AT THE SAME TIME HOLY SHIT

-YOURE A MODEL.

-So once he got home he would be stalking ur socials and completely fanboying over u

-AND UD PROBABLY CALL HIM OR SOMETHING AND HED BE SCARED HE GOT CAUGHT LMFAO

-But you just wanted to make sure u had the right number and tell him you had a nice time

-And during that call hed manage to ask you on a date, and you agreed!

-And thats kinda where it all started

-You probably figured out abt his volleyball career on ur own after you first met, so at ur first date u guys would talk abt both of your fame and such

-And let me just say, KAGEYAMA IS SO SUPPORTIVE OF U😩👏

-Like everytime u go to a new shoot or something and wanna show him the photos he gets all blushy and just kinda mumbles “youre so pretty, y/n” AND JUST UGHH

-He is also so soft with you as a bf❤️

-Like give him cuddles once and he will NEVER wanna leave ur arms😩💕

-And he would always look at ur work and anything ure in and just be so damn proud

-AND YOU ARE ALWAYS SUPPORTIVE OF HIM TOO OFC

-Like u go to ALL of his games, and he is always so happy to see u there

-But lets say u guys havent told the public abt ur relationship

-FANS WOULD START TO SEE U THERE AND MAKE THEORIES

“Omg did you see that y/n l/n has been at every japan game this year??”

“You mean the model??”

“Yeah! I saw her too! I bet shes dating one of the players”

“I wouldnt be surprised, any of them would compliment her SO WELL..like a

hot athlete plus a hot model?? Its perfect”

-You guys would just ignore the comments tbh

-Like u liked the secret relationship

-But then SOMEONE had to go mess that up🤨

-And that someone would probably be hinata😭

-HE WOULD JUST POST A PICTURE OF U GUYS KISSING AFTER A BIG GAME OR SOMETHING AND CAPTION IT “always gotta be the third wheel with these two smh🙄”

-AND LIKE ATSUMU AND BOKUTO WOULD COMMENT “FRRR, like get a room ong👆” “istg, theyre making me feel more single every day😪”

-AND FANS WOULD ABSOLUTELY FREAK OUT

-YOU AND KAGS WOULD SEE ALL THE COMMOTION AND JUST LET IT BE PUBLIC ATP

-(hinata would still be getting his ass kicked by kags tho🪦)

-BUT FANS WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE U GUYS

-Like constant ship edits, ship names, ALL OF IT

-You guys would be absolutely iconic

-Certain modeling companies would probably have u guys do couple shoots too

-AND LET ME JUST SAY THAT MODELING KAGEYAMA…<333

-U GUYS ARE SO HOT

-But now that u guys have open relationships you guys could actually show affection

-And even though kags is usually shy with that he would not hesitate to hype u up still

-Hed repost ALL ur work, and hed comment things like “❤️” "😊👏" “So pretty baby” AND HES SO AWKWARD BUT ITS SO CUTE

-And you would post his volleyball highlights and just AHHH

-But ofc internet fame has its downsides

-And usually it wouldnt get to u guys, but sometimes you two can get a teeny bit self conscious from it:((

-Like if kags sees a comment saying that you could do better than him he would honestly start to worry that u felt that way too:((

-Please tell him that hes perfect and u love him and give him all the cuddles and kisses in the world❤️❤️❤️

-He is probably still scared that he will be left behind (like in middle school) so for you to hold him and promise him that you wont leave him no matter what will calm him down sm

-And if people do the same for YOU kageyama would actually be in shock

-Like you are the most perfect thing to him

-And if he sees any type of hate getting u down he will not hesitate to wrap his arms around u and try to just squeeze all ur sadness away😩❤️

-Hed kiss ur head and just whisper “please dont listen to what they say, i love you so much and i would never even think about leaving you for someone else”❤️❤️❤️

-AND HE MEANS IT

-HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH

-AND IS SO PROUD OF YOU AND IS STILL ASTONISHED OF HOW HE EVEN PULLED YOU

-But you guys would try your best to ignore all the negatives in your world and just focus on being happy:))

10/10, power duo + super cute and supportive couple👏❤️

#haikyuu fluff #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu x you #hq fluff #hq imagines #kageyama tobio x reader #kageyama headcanons #kageyama imagines #kageyama fluff #kageyama tobio #kageyama x reader #kageyama x y/n #i love him #hes so perfect

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rxspbrrry · 2 years

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i hope you missed me here's some thoughts and feelings about day 1-3 of chapter 2 of the cookie odyssey. read to your hearts content and enjoy the rare word vomit from me

warnings: spoilers duh, i ramble too much about clotted, excessive hatred towards his dad

“dark enchantress attack on creme republic” I FUCKING CALLED IT I FUCKING CALLED IT

creme republic is super sus. gap between poor, unfortunate and the rich and wealthy is SUPER big. no one knows that the people in the slums (old mud thingy? i forgot) are suffering and they are hidden from ousiders to promote “perfect image” of creme republic. only elders + cc knows about it and ignores it because they live in a life of luxury. also old people are stinky and selfish except pure vanilla

FUCK YOU CUSTARD COOKIE

everyone puts so much pressure on clotted???????? what hwat what??/ custurd’s expectations of him are unrealistic and you have to remember that guy suffers from before being consul (intensive training) and after being consul (expectation, stress, workload, image) does he ever get a break smhsmh

custard says “i saved you from ruins” did he come from a not so good background? but his mom dresses decently enough i think. doesn’t change the fact that cc led an unfortunate life, even when being brought up in house custard

LET HE SEE HIS FUCKING MOM SHE IS PROBABLY HIS ONLY SALVATION AT THIS POINT

FUCK YOU CUSTARD COOKIE

he’s been through verbal abuse but if he rebels or retaliates he loses all power all position all wealth. i think there was also some underlying threat that both he and his mom will be ruined if he ever messes up

ok what the FUCK is going on the in creme republic. the atmosphere is super nice and the art is gorgeous but. everyone is so terrible. elders only care for themselves, wealth and image. privileged citizens ignore those in the slums and those in the slums don’t speak up.

FUCK YOU CUSTARD COOKIE

what is clotted doing amidst the whole “rich-poor” gap thing though? he knows about it but is he doing anything about it? he probably has bigger things to worry about now but he should also solve this problem. promote equity yk but not to communist extent

loved crunchy chip + wildberry interactions. they’re so pure and cute i love them

interlude because tumblr has a word block limit

madeleine aunt’s are a whole mood. aunt behaviour being making too much food for guests (also asian aunt behaviour) and pampering their nephew. madeleine really grew up loved

(for end of day 3) so espresso finally succeeds in transferring the soul jam energy thing right? if i conclude correctly it means that in order for you to resonate with the soul jam energy you have to put something related to you/a part of what makes you, you, or simply a piece of your dough (in espresso’s case he put coffee and was able to touch the soul jam energy) does that mean that as long as the energy is connected to someone they can harness it? this can definitely help advance technology. but also really easy for someone to abuse the power

bet one of the stinky elders will misuse said power smh

pop off espresso

FUCK YOU CUSTARD COOKIE

espresso is a whole ass mood

i think he has death flags though, like day 3 just ends with espresso being fascinated with the success of harnessing the power. like is he gonna use it and maybe lose control? unlikely he will abuse it thats just not an espresso thing, but he might lose control of the newfound power

dragon eyes are sus

i love espresso’s rolled up sleeves costume it makes him look so handsome hehehe

clotted cream shows his “motivated” sprite so many times (for those that don’t get it, his shocked sprite is named “motivated” in the cookie run kingdom wiki. not sure if it’s fixed)

i want to continue studying the creme republic. i cannot emphasise how much the elders creep me out and make me uncomfortable. do the citizens even do shit? no they just sit around in their rich households waiting for their rich daddies to put food on the table. I HATE THE ELDERS GRRRR

FUCK YOU CUSTARD COOKIE

side note i really love clotted’s mom? light cream cookie or something? her voice is so soft and delicate i want to hug her

i want to hug clotted cream

FUCK YOU C—

“we were never allowed to eat sweets in the dark cacao kingdom” or something like that i forgot what crunchy chip says. but that’s hella sus, dark cacao what are you doing to your citizens???? its already implied in the story that no sugar intake makes the dark cacao citizens super malnourished. GIVE THEM SUGARRRRR

YOOOO SHADOW SISTER COOKIE??? missed her i wanna see her again oooooh sneaky sneaky. we havent seen her since like, may 2021?

#bringbacktowerofsweetchaos why is the story not updating. GIVE US ANOTHER TOSC UPDATE PLEASE

wildberry is funnier than i thought

THE MARKET SCENE WITH CRUNCHY CHIP BUYING THE TOY PUPPY AHAHHAAHJHKSAH

i hate the creme republic

i think that earthbread should have some sort of chinatown (solely because im chinese heeheheeee) but also because chinatown just feels more homey compared to the existing nations, aside from hollyberry kingdom. sinophobic people please go away im trying to ramble about my culture

who’s the closest cookie we have to being a culturally chinese character? kumiho doesnt count since shes japanese i think? or korean

pomegranate also gives off very east asian vibes but i cant quite put my finger on it

another interlude

i went off topic

FUCK YOU CUSTARD COOKIE

ok but what makes custard cookie think that cc seeing his bio mom will ‘distract” him from his duty as consul 💀💀💀💀 where is the logic. did he project his own daddy issues + dead mom problems onto his adoptive son

oh wait. *thinks deeply about it*

captain caviar looks super cool and the pointy parts of their hair remind me of sorbet shark

are the white masked guys a part of shadow sister’s plan? she hasn’t interacted with them yet i think

do you think clotted ever wished he had a nice, supportive and loving family when he was at madeleine’s and saw the latter being pampered by his aunts

religious themes are fairly present in creme republic (+ shadow sister was there, is there some propaganda being spread?) and you know how religious themes turn out in tower of sweet chaos

speaking of religious, kind of odd that the archbishop cookie and the other elder cookie didnt scream when they were attacked, since they are so “innocent and pure”. makes me think they organised this entire thing: hiring masked men to bring sugar golems into the city to distract clotted, while stealing the soul jam. what do they benefit from this? clotted’s downfall, ofc

felt a little sus the moment clotted said “help me keep the soul jam safe” like hell they were going to lmfao

will add more scrimblo thoughts later

#r.writes #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #clotted cream cookie #creme republic

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princess-pill-enjoyer · 2 years

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Small rant.

I've mentioned this before but I made this acc because the dph subreddit is.. very wishy-washy. Tho if I'm being fair I've noticed people on reddit in general are a lot more cruel anyway..

I remember seeing this ooold ass tifu post about this guy that struggled with brushing their teeth and shit and end up whole breaking a tooth tryna bite a jolly rancher off rip. And even with soooo soo many comments, I can literally count on a single hand how many people weren't ridiculing him about his hygiene/accusing them of lying about having a partner because of the way the dude's breath "must" smell. Shit still pisses me off to this day. He was so self-loathing to the point he was just talking it all and saying he deserved it to anyone tryna defend him

Ah sorry sorry. I'm sure I've mentioned that before way back. That post stays in my mind rent free smh

Anyway I bring that up to say the dph sub is just as insufferable.. if not more so. It frustrates me a lot. Everyone is so eager to be right you know? It's hard to explain correctly

Addiction is not fun. I still feel like a dumbass for landing myself in this predicament I'm in nowadays. If I hadn't had waited this long to care about my future, maybe I wouldn't have backed myself into this corner. Maybe I'd feel more safe to bring it up to people in person

I know at the end of the day my problem is still partially on me. I can explain it away in 1000 diff ways but there are resources and even though it would more than likely change the dynamic of my life for a bit, I more than likely could get help. I know what's trapping me is my own fears with making any sort of trouble or worry for anyone

Tho with all that being said.. my addiction problem does not give anyone the right to treat me like dirt. It just doesn't. Doesn't matter if addiction is wrong. Doesn't matter if I'm caging myself. I am still a person with thoughts and feelings outside my addiction.

Which people on that subreddit seem to not understand. Allll the time you’re seeing people look at dph addicts as dumb teenagers that play up their problem to be like xyz rapper. Or people being disgusted that anyone would ever dare touch the substance after learning more about side effects of it. And the many, many varieties of assholes that think that just because addiction is bad, they can say whatever they want cause because they're "in the right"

When I made this account, I almost entirely stopped using/checking reddit period. The hostility + the basically copy pasted posts you'd get everyday just wasn't helping. Tho I'll occasionally look around in there and keep it moving.

Which is when I saw a long post listing off possible reasons of why people do dph. It's a really big problem in that sub. The mods either never check around or they let it slide cause it's "tough love" or some bs. Either way, it's not uncommon to get the same Why does anyone do dph???? post multiple times a day. Not to say they're all bad. I've seen a few of, while a lil overly black and white, justified posts telling a story about watching benadryl destroy someone. Or some others from people that tried but didn't like dph and was in shock that there's people that still go back to it. Tho with those exceptions in mind, they're few and far between. Most of the time, its someone that has never taken dph themselves being a dick to "snap people out of it" or whatever

Everyone in the comments were relatively on the same page. Everyone was saying like yeah I think that this should be pinned it's annoying to get the same question over and over again. I was mostly just scrolling through kinda in shock there weren't too many people complaining bout it. Til I found the one ofc.

Some dude replied to someone saying it should be pinned with the most cartoon supervillainish mess I've ever seen. The comment was roughly: Yeah I bet you'd like a little dph echo chamber. Well guess what I won't let you so why do you do dph?

Like first of all.. you won't let them... come tf on. You're not some sort of hero for spamming the same question over and over again. I'm sure most ask themselves that all the time. But two.. if you don't want an echo chamber of dph supporters, wouldn't you also not want an echo chamber of dph haters either? Either way, who does it help? It should never be so one or the other and I don't get why people don't understand that. If all it took was a few people being an ass to cure addiction, meth would not be a thing point blank period. The strays meth addicts be catching be wild 😭😭

Anyway, I said that. I said that what's the point of a circle jerk of the same exact question with the same exact answers cause I mean... that's what it is atp. I made sure to mention that the issue isn't that they're being negative about it, the issue is that It's being repeated word for word. Its just spam at that point

To which the dude made a snarky remark about how long but not.. emphasized (?) my response was..? I dunno how to paraphrase that. Basically tryna act like I was soooo angry and I wrote out pages and pages in some sort of rant.. when in reality it was bout... 4-5 sentences. I'd take an sc but I only just started to go through my older comments/posts to make myself more anon. Tho my acc ain't too hard to find if you're super curious. But either way, nowhere near the monstrous walls of texts I post here

And to top it off.. dude ended that off saying that they hope that they schedule 2 dph specifically so my life is more difficult. THAT is what pissed me off enough to write here. That comment perfectly sums up the problem i have with reddit and self appointed vigilantes in general. Why would you want that for me? The schedule 2 thing, sure. I even expressed in past comments that I think it should be more restricted due to how many better alternatives there are for otc allergy meds/how it's linked to an increased risk of dementia even with the recommended dosage. That's totally fine. But why would you want me to suffer more plain cause I have an addiction?

It's so.. stupid. That's all I can word it as. Pick a side atp. Are you being a dick to me to “snap me out of it” or do you view me as scum that deserves misery?

It makes me seriously question to morals of people at times. I swear as soon as people feel like they're in the right they can do and say whatever. It reminds me of early-mid 2010s era yt, whered you have video after video bullying "feman--is" or other cringe (😑) groups. If it were just addressing the points/inconsistencies and shit that'd be one thing. But when half your gripes are based on random ass assumptions and being a judgmental dickwad, you don't get to play as the hero. I don't get why people want that safety net so badly. If you view all addicts as horrendous people whatever, say it. What’s the point of pointing and laughing at us and pretending you’re doing it for our own good?

Ah. I'm sure it'll be something I'll think on throughout the years. That whole subreddit is a dumpster fire. I'm sometimes tempted to fake my sobriety purely to have more merit standing up to people like that. Since apparently nothing the junkies say is worth considering ig

I wish I could make everyone appreciate neutrality more.. sheesh

#vent #misc

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that-thing-that-feeling · 2 years

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I'm so confused about the timeline. I think that everything is happening concurrently in the week of spring break but then the scenes of Hawkins High make me think that they are not on spring break.

When is the Cali group expected to arrive in Hawkins?

What are your theories on how the Hawkins group is going to free Nancy from Vecna if they don't know her favorite song. Maybe that is why they had Robin being nosy in her bedroom and she'll have some educated guess based on seeing a tape or something?

So ep 1 is the day before Spring Break begins, Friday, March 21, 1986 (that’s why the Hawkins HS scenes and Lenora Hills scenes are taking place). Then Spring Break begins the next day. I’ve put a whole long timeline below; you can pretty much track the days, but things get confusing in ep 7 because a lot of it appears to be taking place overnight between Wednesday, March 26-Thursday, March 27, I think.

I don’t think Cali gang will arrive in Hawkins until ep 9. That could be March 28, but much more likely March 29. They weren’t in ep 7 and maybe they won’t show any of the drive to the silo, but they have to reunite with El, there’s a salt bath scene, a night stop at a gas station, and idk if they’ll show any of the drive back to Hawkins or how long that will take from Nevada. They could just show one scene of them on the road or the other scenes count enough so they just show them arriving back in Hawkins (I bet that will be so emotional for all of them to see it again!)

Re: how Nancy’s saved; I’m so curious about this too. I wonder if they’ll use music again (in which case yes, Robin did go through her tapes; I like that theory—altho they aren’t near her tapes), or if Steve will do anything, or if there’s anything else that can get you out of Vecna’s trance, or if Vecna lets her out of the trance. It’s interesting that he didn’t stalk her at all before hand—he pulls her in and shows her his full backstory, but to what purpose? You’d think he’d def want to kill her bc he’s revealed so much, and yet he wasn’t going after her exactly the same way—is he so confident he won’t get caught he shows her all this anyway to just mess with her and then lets her go? But I prob lean towards there would still have to be a big rescue moment for her (I’m also assuming that Eddie moment is during Creel house battle but all the things they’d have at their disposal are what’s in Eddie’s trailer). Anyway, how Nancy gets out of Vecna’s trance is going to be so huge to see! Really curious what the writers choice is there and if anyone else has any theories on it, lmk what you think.

But, anyway, here’s the Timeline (altho I didn’t put it in order by scene, just roughly what things/eps take place on which day):

Friday, March 21, 1986: ep 1

in Hawkins—that’s the pep rally, newspaper room, cafeteria, basketball game, dnd, Chrissy killed at Eddie’s

In Cali—Lenora HS (El bullied, Jargyle shop class); Joyce receives package from Russia

Saturday, March 22, 1986: ep 1 and part of ep 2

Spring Break begins

in Cali—Mike arrives; Murray arrives; roller rink; the writers forget it’s Will’s bday smh; Joyce and Murray call Enzo; golf scene; jargyle high; dinner scene

In Nevada—Owens is visited by Sullivan that night and told of the new killings in Hawkins and that he blames El

In Hawkins—aftermath of chrissy’s death, Nancy and Fred investigate, rest of hawkins crew—the ricks & eddie hiding, Fred is killed that night

Sunday, March 23, 1986: part of ep 2 and ep 3

In Cali—El is arrested; Joyce and Murray leave for Russia; Cali crew try to see El; El is taken away and intercepted Owens; diner scene with El and Owens; Owens people inform the Byers There are new killings in Hawkins and El has been taken by Owens to get her powers back

In Hawkins—CW Jason again takes up too much screentime (looking for Eddie), Nancy and Hawkins crew reunited, Nancy and Robin research at the library; Max sees clock (not so good!), Lucas warns of CW Jason

Monday, March 24: ep 4 and a part of ep 5

In Hawkins—concern about Max; Ronance go to Pennhurst; Victor Creel monologue; max at cemetery and that running up that Hill moment

In Cali—byers under house arrest; Jonathan comes up with plan to go to Hawkins; Sullivans raid and shoot out on the Byers house; hero agent man dies in van; a little confusing bc says 12 hours ago in the next ep, but I think El arrives at Silo this day

In Alaska—Joyce and Murray meet up w Yuri

Tuesday, March 25, 1986: most of ep 5, a tiny bit of ep 6

In Hawkins—Nancy pieces together Max’s drawing; Hawkins gang visits Creel House; Patrick dies that night; more wasted screentime of CW Jason questioned by police

In silo—El in Nina project for first time

In Russia—hoppers backstory; Joyce and Murray “land” in Russia

Cali Gang—bury hero agent man, mike has plan to go to Suzie’s

Wednesday, March 26, 1986: most of ep 6

Cali gang—in Utah at Suzie’s

Hawkins gang—meets up again with Eddie, town hall meeting (don’t get me started on how much time CW Jason takes up), ronance are friends plus Robin talks about stancy, that night is the dive (Steve, Nancy, Robin are in UD), rest of Hawkins gang questioned by police about Eddie’s whereabouts

In Silo—El reliving lots of memories

In Russia—demogorgon pit, jopper reunion

Late Wednesday, March 26–into early morning Thursday, March 27: ep 7

But here I actually get confused bc we lose a lot of outdoor signs of day/night: it seems the lite brite, teens in the UD with the rest of them getting them out at Eddie’s trailer portal is happening either late Wednesday, March 26, or the early morning (still dark) hours of Thursday, March 27, as is the huge reveal in the silo, Nancy taken by Vecna and watching His backstory. But I think when ep 8 resumes it will still be Thursday, March 27?

#stranger things 4 spoilers #nancy wheeler #Cali gang #stranger things 4 speculation

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me-uglypretty · 2 years

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WHAT TIME IS IT?! RUNAWAY TIME!!!

OMFG I ACTUALLY LOST IT WHEN YOU SAID NICO IS A CHIHUAHUA CAUSE ITS SO TRUE (their parent energy is so fucking cute and definitely what keeps the group in line I LOVE THEM TOO!!!)

the parents piss me off so much it’s not even funny anymore and i know there’s still so much more messed up stuff i’m going to see from them ((definitely except tina minoru in a lgbtq+ way))

LESLIE IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!! the scaly-ness of him is nasty af and the fake-ness of how like pristine he is is unsettling. like what girl? you could legit have anyone else WAIT YOU HAVE A HUSBAND poor frank but also like screw him too

ANYWAYS i’ve only been able to watch the first episode of season two so here are my hot inputs (((you know like hot takes, but hot inputs since i’m input runaway anon? yeah, okay, moving on)))

okay so it wasn’t jonah who framed the kids, it was mr. wilder… what was this mans thinking smh, ooooh i do love how the parents have their own secret lair

EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH DEANORU

mmmmmm i’m not feeling good about alex “teaming” up with his dad’s ex bestie

BAHAHAHAHAHA gert: “pretty white privilege for the win.” ugh i love gert, she’s the definition of girlboss ((((okay like all the gals are girlbosses, but gert’s the leader of girlbossing))))

okay, nvm i’m tolerating alex’s dad’s ex-bestie, making alex fix up that house for the money is giving major dad joke vibes

YUP IM SOBBING the little funeral they had for graciela was so beautiful, how others began to chop to add as offerings (((((not to mention the little pride flag, it’s the small things))))))

my heart is breaking! gert just needs to believe that she’s good enough for and deserves chase!!! i respect chase for not pushing anything atm but i also just want to shove them together myself and make them hug or kiss or something

OH YEAH SUPER SECRET LAIR FOR THE KIDS THATS SO COOL TRY TO BEAT THAT PARENTS

AWWWWWW OLD LACE CUDDLING WITH MOLLY

oop karolina meeting up with her dad? i feel that’s gonna cause tension once the group finds out

i have lots of free time tomorrow and you can absolutely bet i’ll be spending it watching runways

so until then yours truly,

~ input runaway anon

THE PARENTS ARE SO MESSY that it make sense when some of them ended up being messy like Karolina baby what are you doing and Alex too but it's Alex so like uh what's next (also the whole frank + the religion thing is so messed up like that is a cult sir r u ok why do u wanna join a cult)

Strangers honouring someone they don’t even know??? And it’s people who barely have enough for their own self??? That scene was so heavy ((cause look at the parents who has everything and yet they’re so???))(((the pride flag made me emotional too)))

THE SECRET LAIR!!! They went from one expensive house to another (but it is so cool tho like really, I love the whole vibe). Also, Gert has the best comebacks/lines even in the comic!! SHE AND CHASE ARE THE ONLY HETERO COUPLE I GENUINELY SHIP. You haven't seen the length what their love makes them do (shit will hurt<3)

To end this in the daily word of DEANORU SWEET BABY GAYS. And the Old Lace moments warms my heart, plus Old Lace’s connection with Gert = protecting everyone close to Gert and I AM HERE FOR IT.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU TO BE SHOCKED BY THE NEXT EPISODES or not, tbh, sometimes it's like ah okay then AHHH THE GAYYSSS and DINOSAUR SO COOL, but that's just me.

Thank you for sharing your hot inputs, input runaway anon <3

#me-uglypretty answers #input runaway anon

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*enters ask box* jesse x robaire pls 🥺

HEHEHSHSHDHWHSAKKS TYSM FOR THIS ASK <3

I hope u dont mind i made this a hc list !! I could def do a fanfic for u if u want that instead <33 btw im making this 2 sections, first is confessing then second is couple stuff HEHSHDJAH

jesse n robaire confession hc's !!

they mean sm to me :(( <3 *stuffs them into my pocket while sobbing violently*

i am a firm believer that jesse confessed while drunk

remember my drunk 4town hc's where jesse's the chill drunk ? yeah, he confessed in a painfully chill, relaxed way

robaire (who was sober) was sitting next to him on the tour bus, when suddenly a very drunk jesse puts his arm around him n says "y'know, i reallyyy like u. ahah"

jesse was so calm while ro was abt to go up in flames

aaron z slid t a 50$ bill since they made a bet about who would confess first, which aaron t happily won

robaire assumed he was jus saying that cos he's drunk n didn't think much abt it

^ is what i would say if it werent the ONLY THING HE COULD THINK ABT FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT

he was always the cool n collected member but today was not his day

he was blushing sm aaron t was abt to tease him on it before aaron z quickly pulled him back to his seat, giving him a glare that basically said "say anything n ill make sure the cops cant find ur body"

needless to say t smiled nervously n stayed in his seat for the rest of the car ride

ANYWAYYY back to jesro

robaire decided to vaguely bring it up the next day when jesse was sober,

"sooo, do u remember anything from last night?" type thing (he's not smooth when he's nervous shhh)

jesse thought about it for 3 damn seconds n said no, to which robaire gulped n contemplated whether or not he should tell him

"did i say anything weird?"

u confESSED TO UR BESTFEIEND WHAT DO U MEAN "DID I SAY ANYTHING WEIRD" YES U MF

robaire laughed to cover up his fear of what jesse would say next, then told him abt how he got touchy-feely w him n that he told him he "really liked him"

jesse pretty much choked on whatever he was eating at the time when he heard that

"oh- heh, did i?" ~nervous voice crack~

they ended up laughing abt it for a bit, making robaire think he really was jus saying it cos he was drunk :(( ueueue why am i hurting myself w my own hc im so sad rn thinking abt this

jesse (being the confident bitch he is) stopped n looked robaire in the eyes w a soft smile, n BAAM cue the romantic background music n the aarons watching from a distance, he TOLD ROBAIRE HE LIKES HIM FR WOOOOO clap clap clap

robaire.exe has stopped working

for a ~cool, collected~ guy, he was an absolute MESS after that, stuttering n blushing (if his hair were longer i bet loads of money he'd b twirling it /j)

he didnt think his bestfriend (slayyy friendzone him /j) would like him too??? like??? hello?????? he thought he was dreaming

nonetheless, he confessed his feelings for jesse too n they just sorta had that movie moment where they jus look at eachother w love eyes n stupid grins thats only romantic to the ppl doing it n probably awkward for ppl around them

aaron t jumped up from his hiding spot next to aaron z n screamed "JUST KISS ALREADY LOSERS" n quickly hid again, giggling while z rolled his eyes n smiled

nnnnnn now they were both flustered messes. great 🚶

from most confident guys in the band to shy bitches smh

spoiler alert; they didn't kiss </3 but thats okay bc

now we're onto...

dating hc's !!

slightly suggestive not that much tho

jesses kids already adored robaire n probably already knew that their dad had a crush on him bc of the drawings n paintings he had of him so they were ecstatic when they learned the two started dating <3

"so.. what do we call uncle robaire now??" "daddy2? dada?" -his kids having a super duper important meeting at their toy kitchen

robaire overheard this n quite literally started sobbing instantly

he went to jesses room where his ☆boyfriend☆ was n layed down next to him, when asked what happened all he could say was "uehdiadhaxikz... ur kidsksbsixj...theyre talking abt what they should call me now that we're todhaidgadaosoaudjajdjaowiw9uskznal"

obviously jesse had been w him long enough to understand him thru the sobs, n started rubbing circles on ro's back as a smile broke out on his face

robaire was literally this picture dont even try to argue w me on this:

the kids settled on dada n robaire sobbed aGAIN when they first called him it

he was like whispering "dont cry dont cry dont cry dont cry" to himself then excused himself to go to the bathroom to cry

"daddy, is dada okay? he looked sad" "oh dont worry hun he's fine"

he was in fact not fine (/pos) n jesse went n knocked on the bathroom door to check on him

robaire loves these kids to death n spoils them soooo much, jesse jokes about it making parenting way harder than it should be for him

onto other couple things now !!

their first official date was at a nearby art cafe where u could do pottery, paint, etc

they went w pottery like the cliche romantics they r ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

think jesse guiding robaire, head resting on his shoulder, holding his boyfriends hands

screams WHEN IS IT MY TURN

they fucked up the first pot bc they kept making flirty little remarks about eachother (gay ppl 🙄 /j)

"jess i love u but if u make me fuck up another pot i will drop kick u into oblivion"

🏳️‍🌈 insert 'fuck me instead' joke from jesse 🏳️‍🌈

robaire may or may not have elbowed jesse for that

their first kiss was so extra like omg

during their france tour they found some time for themselves n went on a little date thru paris n at EXACTLY midnight (no it wasnt new years <3) while they were admiring the eiffel tower they leaned in n dkjaidhsi!!!!! <333

a fan actually saw n started squealing as quiet as they could so jesse n robaire wouldnt notice

they did notice . .

robaire (jesse was recovering from the kiss, red-faced as hell) asked the fan to keep it secret n not tell anyone about it since him n jesse wanted to keep it private until they were comfortable enough to tell ppl outside of their band, to which the fan agreed to

stan that fan for clear skin !!

they did eventually tell the press about it during an interview after they'd been together for around 2 months, it was vvvv difficult hiding it from paparazzi

before anyone (besides 4town n the fan) knew about them they had v light pda, like putting their arm around the others waist <3

they weren't rly big on pda so after everyone knew it was still just a little kiss on the cheek, holding hands, etc, they prefer doing couple things in private

like i stated way before, the kids love robaire, n they did a little date night for their dada's !! preparing a meal made of toy food, making the couch nice so they could relax n watch a movie together, n went straight to bed after bringing them drinks so they could have some alone time

jesse n his baby mama raised the twins so well <333

they spent the rest of the night cuddling, watching a movie n jus enjoying the company of one another

n the rest is history !! <3

i wouldn't mind making a part 2/fanfic tho ngl, i could go on abt them for ages HAHAHSIDHQI

anyhowww, thank u for reading !! sorry for the long post, they're just so skabidbsobdoabz <3333

#4town #4townie #turning red #pixar turning red #4town hc #4town headcanons #jesro #jesse x robaire #<3<3<3<3

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mara-xx217 · 2 years

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My Partner's Thoughts on Dbd Killers

I asked my girl's opinion on all our favorite stinky boys and girls. This was her responses.

Evan Macmillian/The Trapper

"Ohh... nice butt and legs!"

Adorable

Wait... He's name is Evan?! 😂

Philip Ojomo/The Wraith

Okay, I love how awkward he looks

He looks stronk

I want those dainty legs 😔

Max Thompson Jr./The Hillbilly

"I wanna have a beer with him, King of the Hill style."

Idk what that means 😭

Sally Smithson/The Nurse

"She just wants to be pretty"

Looks proud

Good showmanship

"Sally must see herself as a misunderstood angel..."

Anna/The Huntress

"She would make a lesbian happy. She would make me happy!"

"Carry me!"

Appreciates her mask

Michael Myers

"I was rooting for him in Halloween kills."

Lisa Sherman/The Hag

"I wanna dress her up!"

Wants to feed her and treat her like a pet

Herman Carter/The Doctor

(In his Anger Management costume) I LIKE HIS POCKET WATCH

"He's very dapper!"

Hyde and Hannibal mix

Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface

"Give that boy a Mountain Dew and an Xbox!"

"Let him be a kid!"

Freddy Krueger

"Ew."

We both hate that they made him a you-know-what in the remake

Amanda Young/The Pig

"Babe! She reminds me of YOU!"

Me: ???

Would like a more put together costume

"Imagine a saw killer coming at you in their McDonald's uniform SMH 😒

Kenneth Hawk/The Clown

"I love his face."

Goofer

Should have been a male dominatrix

Gut is adorable

(in Mr. Puddles costume) notices the ass is ripped out "HA! I bet he had to take a shit in it! I hope he learned a valuable lesson lol"

Also hopes he uses a voice in Puddles getup

(loves the chicken suit and adds) "It would be funny if he scratched his ass in front of a KFC"

Rin Yamaoka/The Spirit

Sad :(

She tried so hard

Doesn't deserve to suffer

Feels bad all around

Legion/F.J.S.J. (it's a fucking mess lol)

Ships Susie and Huntress

Julie wants to be with Susie but can't and just tags along awkwardly

Frank is in it for himself and tries to have the most fun

Good design

Joey always the friend on discord (with Frank)

Joey and Frank are bros

Joey wants to be with Julie

Adris/The Plague

"It's hard imagining her wanting to kill people."

Thinks the Entity forces her to do it

Thinks she doesn't want to do the killing

No intent on her behalf

"She's the Entity's puppet"

Danny Johnson/Ghostface

"He totally made a deal with the Entity"

Likes his in-menu animations

"I think he wants to be found (when stalking/killing)"

Plays mind games

Has too much fun

Demogorgon

A good boy

wants to fuck him

Kazan Yamaoka/The Oni

Least fleshed out

Likes the cut of his jib

Caleb Quinn/The Deathslinger

"I love a good hunter"

Admires his showmanship

Embodies the West

"The best bounty hunter"

Talbot Grimes/The Blight

"HE'S FUCKING HYDE!"

"AND I'M ANGRY ABOUT IT!!"

"AND OFFENDED!"

Should have just called him "Hyde" SMH

Charolotte & Victor/The Twins

Would love to see them in a sitcom

Enter "two and a half people" joke

Only a killer because they are conjoined twins

Ji-Woon Hak/The Trickster

"A perfect 10/10"

Women would let him kill him

Carmina/The Artist

"I feel a kinship with her."

She is my dysphoria

@prettycutebunny

@randomyklol

@kennbb

@furanshinufuransu

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cinnamonest · 3 years

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Y’all are too nice to me I swear… here I am being horny and nasty on main and I’m getting encouraged, damn. But for real ( ´ ω ` ) thank you so much!!

I’m gaining more confidence to post more smutty stuff and the kind of dark shit I like, so I might go back and make more nasty Childe content later on too… After Albedo, I got Razor and Zhongli coming up, and a few ones I just worked on for fun. But yeah, just in case it wasn’t clear for anyone who followed me, I’m going to be writing almost entirely dark content and some really nasty stuff, so just be aware of that, and don’t consume my writing if that’s something that may be harmful to you.

Albedo is so pretty… and such good dark content material… He treats you like a science experiment but has the audacity to make it hot smh

I haven’t seen a whole lot of him outside the cutscenes, so potentially ooc (as if yandere content isn’t already ooc, lmao)

Albedo - Yandere Profile

tw: general yandere content, obsessive behavior, stalking

tw (below cut): smut, noncon (seriously, you’ve been warned)

What are they generally like? Lucid, aware? Obsessive? How do they behave?

Very much aware. In the beginning, it frustrates him. He’s never been particularly attached to anyone, outside of his former instructor. He’s always enjoyed being out on his own, spending extended amounts of time by himself – the desire to be around someone is a foreign feeling for him. He immediately notices how bizarre the emotion is for him, how it changes his behaviors. His self awareness combined with perceptiveness makes him able to acutely recognize not only how unusual this emotion is for him, but also how the extent of his feelings, the types of desires they ignite in him, is unusual even for “normal” people who aren’t social recluses.

He’s frustrated by his own actions, feels embarrassed at how attached he is to you, how easily you make him flustered and trip over his words. As he is a very aware yandere, he’s definitely afraid of rejection to some degree. He has no idea how to navigate feelings and interactions with other people, he’s never really had the desire to form a particularly strong bond with anyone before. As such, he’ll come across as very awkward, and he will interact with you less than most yanderes – he knows he’s just going to embarrass himself if he talks to you, right? He’ll just mess up and say something strange, so instead, he opts to watch you from the shadows, go to places where you are, but keep a distance from you, just being able to watch you makes him feel fluttery and overwhelmed.

He will definitely be one to collect things from you. He collects plenty of things for the sake of science, this is no different. Or so he tries to tell himself, but he can’t delude himself even if he tries. He knows its weird, he knows its wrong, but the overwhelming urge to have things of yours is too great to resist. He’ll start off with more innocent things, but it will gradually progress to not-so-innocent… items of yours.

It may not be obvious, but he’s actually a fairly sensitive person, at least regarding you. He places a lot of value in what you think of him, and wants to ensure you’ll respond positively to him. He views it like a science – there should be some formula by which he can put in the correct actions, and produce a specific result. Unfortunately, unlike real science, there’s not much room for trial and error – he feels he only has once chance.

How likely are they to kidnap their darling? How quickly will they do so?

It will take some time, as he’s got to get over his own nerves first. He’s torn between the fear of you hating him for such a thing, it would be the end of the world for him, but also the desire to pull you away from the world, to keep you hidden from others, to have you all to himself, to be the only person that gets to look at you. If you start showing positive signs, reacting positively to his gifts, expressing interest in conversation with him and going out of your way to see him, he’ll start to get more confident, think that he can afford to do something that might sour your opinion of him, hoping it will merely be temporary.

He’ll probably start to do so several times and back out. He’ll set out at night, make it all the way to your room and stand over your sleeping form, and he’ll start to worry, wonder if someone saw him, see holes in his plans, he gets too nervous and bolts. He’ll persuade you into being alone with him, and although its the chance he’s looking for, again, he’ll get nervous, worry about being caught, run through all the what-ifs, and miss the chance. Honestly, when he does finally take you, it will probably be not planned, but in the heat of the moment, a rash decision from desperation. Something like you coming to visit him to tell him you’re leaving the area, came to say goodbye, and he’ll panic, ultimately grabbing you by the arm as you try to leave and dragging you back inside, silently, but forcefully.

How difficult is it to escape from them? How do they keep you restrained? How do they deal with attempted escape?

Moderately difficult. Your best bet is to take advantage of his tendency to be absent minded when he’s absorbed in his work. He gets very lost in his thoughts, to a point where he’ll completely zone out and be oblivious to the world around him. On the downside, this means you won’t have much time to cover distance, he’ll be close behind the moment he realizes you’re gone.

The route he’ll probably take is actually one where you won’t need to be too restrained, because you’ll be taking… a little research trip. Out to the most freezing, desolate areas of the mountains. He’s convinced the knights he needs to stay there for his research, but in reality, he’s internally panicking, as he tries to figure out how to make this work – after all, you two can’t stay here forever. You’d be foolish to run out of the little cabin he’s bought, out into the perilous freezing cold and jagged, high slopes. At first, he thinks there’s no way you’d try it, so he’s content letting you have free reign to walk around as you please. If he has to leave for whatever reason, he’ll probably lock you into a single room, but he won’t chain you up, as again, he's really trying to avoid making you hate him.

If you prove to be determined to leave, he’ll be hurt, but mostly concerned for you. He’s actually not one to get too mad over an escape attempt – he’ll blame himself, or theorize it’s just a natural response your brain triggered. Against his first choice, he’ll end up having to get more strict with your restraints. If you get too whiny, though… you might trigger one of his more frustrated moments.

“I didn’t want to have to do this… I’m sorry. I can’t risk anything bad happening to you. Tell me if it’s too tight… I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t blame you. I know you’re probably panicking over all this, but you’ll get adjusted to it, I promise. Just… just give it some time… it’s not so bad, living with me, I promise.”

“Don’t be like that. You’re only tied up because you tried to leave. You should understand why you have to be kept like this… If you don’t want to be restrained, you shouldn’t have run out, trying to get yourself killed.”

How easy are they to trick, deceive, or manipulate?

For all his academic intelligence, he’s not highly skilled with people and socialization. He’s not too good at being able to tell when he’s being lied to, and he definitely won’t pick up on subtle manipulation. It’ll be pretty easy to wrap him around your finger, he’ll do what he can to make you happy.

Once he finds out you’ve lied to him, though, he’ll get pretty upset. He likely won’t trust you again, and will require proof of anything you say, or set out to find out if you’re telling him the truth or not.

How lenient are they? What privileges can you have, and what will you be denied?

He’ll try to accommodate you, giving you things you ask for, but he has limits. He’s too paranoid to let you have any contact with the outside world. You do have him wrapped around your finger to an extent, though. Whatever he’s doing at the moment, he’ll drop it in a heartbeat if you want to spend time with him in any way, even if its just you asking for food or to take a walk. He’ll be willing to take you for very short trips outside, no further than a few yards from the lodging, if only because he knows sunlight is vital to your health.

What kind of rules do they have? What kind of punishment would they use?

The basics will be there – don’t try to leave, don’t be difficult with him, try to cooperate, be obedient. However, he’s also particularly overprotective of anything that can hurt you – even yourself. Under no circumstances can you handle anything that can hurt you – that means no cooking, no knives, no lifting anything heavy, no going outside without him. If you’re determined to cook something, he’ll have to stand right behind you, and watch while you do it. If you get so much as a little cut or burn, he’ll take over, insisting you go sit down after he tends to your “wounds.”

At the very beginning, he’ll be hesitant to punish you too much, as part of his plan to get you to like him. However, he can be a little easily frustrated, and your safety and well-being comes first, even if it means he has to make you upset. He will have to restrain you, take away what little privileges you had. If you try to bolt while you’re outside, no more going outside. If you try something foolish like attacking him with a knife when he gives you cooking privileges, you will lose said privileges. Really, the worst part of it all is the humiliation, being treated like a dumb, incapable baby that can’t do anything for yourself. He insists on doing everything for you, even down to bathing you and dressing you, even feeding you if you can’t convince him to take restraints off your hands. He’ll talk down to you in that way, too, talking to you as if you were a child.

How do they deal with rivals, or perceived rivals? Will they get rid of them? Will they kill them themselves, or find another way?

It’s a situation he’s not prepared to handle, and he’s unsure of what to do. It strikes fear in him that you might have someone else interested, so he has to get rid of them as quickly as possible. He’s not opposed to killing, if it comes down to that, but initially, he’ll try to work behind the scenes – expose something that will ruin their reputation, get them accused of a crime. This would also be one of the possible aforementioned situations that might cause him to kidnap you a bit earlier than he normally would, as well. If he can’t get rid of them easily, he’ll just take you away from them.

He will absolutely try to make you hate them, try to ruin your image of them, and he’s rather good at falsifying evidence for his claims of their behavior. With his alchemic skills, that sort of thing is easily possible.

How easy is it to make them mad? What does their anger look like?

He gets more frustrated than anything, when you’re being difficult. This is mostly just him sighing quite a bit, speaking a bit harshly, even pouting and sulking a bit if you’ve offended him. But true anger in him is not pretty, and almost never happens. It’s a buildup, a slow rise that has a boiling point. If he reaches that point, he can definitely get mad enough to hurt you, it’s actually kind of terrifying in how sharp of a contrast it is to how he normally is. It’s a side of him that’s very difficult to draw out. He’s not one to yell or shout, no, his anger is a suffocating silence, he slams down whatever he’s holding as he stomps over to you, grabbing you by the arms hard enough to bruise, and dragging you by the hair to whatever he has planned.

With mild frustration outbursts, he will feel justified, but if it reaches that intense anger, he’ll usually give at least a little apology, tell you he didn’t mean to go that far. He hates to think of you fearing him, but ultimately, if that’s what’s necessary to keep you safe, then he can live with it.

Do they see you as above them, beneath them, or equal to them?

It’s an odd mix. On one hand, he sees you as utterly fascinating, the most beautiful thing he’s ever laid eyes on, more than any landscape or art he’s seen or made, an invaluable treasure to be kept on a high pedestal. Simultaneously, however, he will treat you like a child, thinks you can’t do anything for yourself. It’s a bizarre duality, but one he is consistent on. You’re precious, so very precious, and he’s undeserving of you, but at the same time, you need him to be safe and sound.

How determined are they for you to love them? How hard will they try to make it happen? Or are they content just having you?

Of the genshin boys, he’s one of the most determined. He’s not good with people, and he doesn’t really have anyone particularly close to him left anymore. He tends to keep people at a distance. You sort of fill an space inside him that he never knew was empty, a void he wasn’t aware he had until it was consumed by thoughts of you. He doesn’t need anyone or anything else, so long as he has you with him, but he really, really wants it to be true that you love him. He doesn’t need you to even love him as much as he loves you – he doesn’t even know if that’s possible – but he just wants to know that, even if only in the slightest, his feelings are returned. He’s so distant from everyone else, but you wormed your way into his heart, even if you didn’t intend to, with your smiles and softness and kindness towards him. For the first time, he feels weak around someone, but in a way, it’s a good feeling. He wants to be able to be vulnerable, be weak, and not have anything to fear by doing so.

He’s lucid, though, so he doesn’t expect you to love him immediately. As he’s not good with words or displays of affection, he’ll get you all sorts of gifts. Rare items that you wonder how the hell he obtained them, beautifully crafted little trinkets from all his searching and time traveling, more clothes than you could ever wear. You’ll start to feel a little guilty, it’s so much, and you’re certain he doesn’t have that much money. He’ll blow it off, say it’s no big deal, but if you insist, he’ll have to start finding new ways to convey his affection. In captivity, he won’t stop trying, but he’ll understand why you might be angry. In that case, he will utilize what he’s learned from research in books he’s read. He knows that eventually, with him being the only one you have, the only company, the only one to talk to, the only source of touch, you’ll eventually have to cave. You’ll become attached to him, bond with him, whether you like it or not. He knows how powerful the affect of touch can be, and will make sure to hold you in his arms, keep you on his lap, make you crave the only source of human touch you can get. Dependency, he thinks, is the gateway to you loving him.

Bonus: Is there anything that makes them unique, in comparison to other yanderes?

Drawings. So many of them. Much like his drawings he uses in notes, he’s found he tends to start scribbling a familiar face when his mind drifts off. He’s memorized every little detail of your face, every curve on your body. If you’re ever snooping around, you’ll eventually uncover a book of sketches he has solely dedicated to drawings of you. Drawings of you laughing, smiling, sleeping, drawings that you’re certain were of real events you were at, that you didn’t remember him being at. Every bit in perfect detail. If you confront him about it, he’ll be horrifically embarrassed, insisting they’re no good, or, if you’re upset, trying to reassure you it was all from his mind and totally not him lurking in the shadows as he watches you.

Also, if you want to make him happy, get him on one of his spiels about his work, his interests, anything that he can catch onto and go on and on about. He’ll catch himself rambling and apologize for being “annoying,” but if you reassure him, and express interest, that will make him feel particularly appreciated. It would be a primary way to get on his good side and manipulate him, or lull him into false security to make your escape, if that’s what you’re looking to do. But be warned, it will only work once, and he’ll be far too hurt to let himself indulge in sharing these things with you again.

General perverseness: how sexual of a person are they? What’s their drive like? How touchy do they get? Do they have any reservations about sexuality?

Publicly, definitely highly reserved. He’s easily flustered, and thinks of sex in a very scientific way, for the purpose of procreation. For fun? He knows it’s enjoyable, but can’t separate it from his very analytic, scientific way of viewing things. It’s a formula, you touch this here and pull that there, and the result is supposed to be orgasmic bliss. He just isn’t very familiar with pleasure – he doesn’t drag out masturbation, even, as that would be a waste of time. He gets it over with quickly, taking short breaks during his work. He is a fairly high drive, though, and gets the urge fairly frequently, about once or twice a day.

He’ll be hornier with your presence, having to leave more frequently to get off to the little things you do, quickly getting himself off while recalling the mental image of you holding a pen in your mouth, the little moan when you stretch, the way your clothes fit to your frame.

Prior to abduction, he’s not particularly touchy at all, in fact, he’s very jumpy if you touch him. Once he’s gotten you alone with him for the foreseeable future, isolated, dependent, he’ll gain more confidence, be willing to give into his cravings to touch you, hold you, eventually progressing to groping you, moving his hands up and down your body, under your clothes, slowly peeling them off.

He’s initially a bit ashamed of his urges towards you, feels guilty every time he gets off to you, but will likewise gain more confidence once you're his.

A guy can only fight off the urge for so long before he cracks, before he can’t continue to care about the consequences. For him, that point is when he knows he finally has you all to himself – his worries fade, and while the guilt is still there, it’s far outweighed by desire.

How forceful are they? Do they care about your willingness?

He does care, but as stated previously, it’s hard to fight the urge for so long. It will be torture, but for the first few days, he wants you to “adjust” to your new “home,” and not add to your panic. After that, though, he’ll try to assess your reactions. If you’re extremely resistant, he’ll give you more “adjustment” time. He can’t really hold off forever, though, and eventually, maybe a few weeks in, comes to the conclusion that if he just does what he wants, so long as he’s gentle and reminds you he loves you, it will help you get past the mental barrier in your mind. He’s convinced there’s simply a psychological issue, and that sometimes, people need a push. It’s like having a friend who can’t swim – sometimes, you just have to throw them into the water, help them get over that mental hurdle, and they’ll be grateful in the end. That’s what he tells himself to justify it, anyway. He has enough… anatomical prerequisite knowledge to know what’s good and what’s bad, and will take your body’s positive reactions as a sign of what you really want. Is definitely the kind to use that against you, holding up his fingers to your face after you cum on them, as if to prove a point.

“See? I told you, you just have to let go and give in to what you want… if you didn’t, my fingers wouldn’t be dripping like this, now would they?”

What sort of kinks or fetishes do they have, or would they fill?

He wants to experiment on you. This manifests as him being something of a service top without really intending to be, even if you’re not exactly happy about it. He likes to watch your reactions, watch the way your body moves, test the pleasure you get from different things, discover what it is that you like, even if you weren’t aware of it. In particular, he’s fascinated by the fact that girls have so many types of orgasms. He’ll want to try them all, watch and see which ones are more intense than others, which ones make you convulse, makes your toes curl, your eyes roll back. Which erogenous zones make your breath hitch, make you twitch and whimper. Probably the type to be determined that he can make you cum just from something like sucking on your nipples, and he won’t stop until he achieves it. He’ll also want to try everything. At least anything that he thinks has some potential to appeal to him, mentally. He’s a busy man and hasn’t really taken the time to explore his own sexuality, and has virtually zero experience.

Edging, overstimulation, forced orgasms

Experimentation also means testing limits and thresholds. He’ll bring you up to the edge, learn to watch for the slightest of signs that you’re close, listen to your breath, watch your face, wait until you’re just so close and then draw back, stopping just short of letting you catch that high. Then he’ll let you drift back down, and bring you back up again. No amount of begging will make him show you any mercy, you’ll only cum when he’s decided he’s observed enough. He wants to push the limit, see just how close to the edge of orgasm you can get without spilling over, just how much it takes to drive you insane. He’ll also want to see how far you can go after it as well. Orgasm won’t be the end of his ministrations, no, he wants to see how much stimulation you can take. You won’t be able to get away from his tongue, he’ll grab you by the hips and slam you back down, continuing to lap at you even if you’re so sensitive it’s painful. Watching you cum will just make him rut into you harder, bruising and abusing your insides to a point that they’re so sore you can feel it long after it’s over. At first, he might feel a little guilty, and may very well after it’s over, but in the heat of the moment, he can’t fight the insatiable urge to listen to you squeal, feel you convulse, watch the tears from overwhelming pleasure run down your face.

He’ll make it his personal mission to see how many orgasms the female body is capable of within a given amount of time - per day, per hour, how quickly you can have them in succession. For scientific purposes, of course. Anatomy and human biology isn’t really his main field of focus, but he likes to expand his research horizons.

“Just one more… cum one more time for me, then we’ll be done. Come on… I know you can, just one more.”

How do they feel about pregnancy or babies? Do they want them?

He’s actually good with children, usually. He has a calming effect on kids. He isn’t sure how he feels, though. To some degree, he fears his capabilities to parent, thinks he would be too cold to be a good father. But he also likes the idea of a protege, an heir to his title, one he can teach everything he knows. If he does end up having one, this fucking nerd man will read every book on pregnancy, birthing, and parenting that he can get his hands on.

Also, he’ll absolutely be one to track your cycles, even better than you can. He’s researched enough to know exactly when you’re most or least likely to get pregnant, and you can’t help but notice how much more he seems to cum in you when you’re at your most fertile. Nor can he deny how satisfying it is to watch his cum slowly drip out of you, watching you twitch with aftershock and slowly drift off in exhaustion.

What kind of (nsfw) punishments would they use?

Unfortunately for you, since overstimulation and edging are already normal and everyday for you, he’ll have to amp it up a bit if he’s trying to make you regret something. He might get rougher, abusing more pleasure spots on your body, keeping his hands, mouth, and cock occupied all at once with driving you over the edge until it’s painful. But if you’re exceptionally misbehaved, you might not ever get a release to his edging, instead left to suffer from being so close, tied up so you can’t finish yourself off.

In moments when he’s really, truly angry, the peak of it, and that blends with arousal, he’ll really, really throatfuck you. Grabbing the back of your head and shoving his cock down as deep as he can, holding you there as you gag and choke, feeling your throat convulse around him, desperately trying to pull back for air. The movements are harsh and brutal, pulling harshly on your hair, moving at a pace so fast you barely have a second to breathe. Thankfully, when it gets like that, he won’t last long, emptying out into your throat, holding your jaw shut and demanding you swallow. If any spills off on your chin, he’ll gather it up on his fingers, hold it to your face, and command you to open your mouth, suck it off, and swallow again. That’s at the peak of his anger, though, and you’ll have to substantially piss him off to reach that point. He’ll apologize later, holding you close, but his guilt doesn’t change the fact that it’s one of the most intense orgasms that he’ll have, and he’d be lying if he said he didn’t sometimes think of doing it again, even without provocation. He’s restrained enough not to, but the thought is there… and deep down, he’ll entertain the idea.

What body parts of their darling do they like the most?

The curves of your body, no matter how defined or faint they are, no matter the general shape of your body, to him it’s the most beautiful thing. He’ll definitely want to draw you, even if you’re not too keen on posing. He’ll run his hands up and down your body, squeezing every little bit of flesh he can, moving his palms over every little curve, every inch of your skin.

#yandere x reader #yandere genshin impact #yandere albedo x reader #tw: extreme content #tw: noncon #yandere albedo

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im-a-simp-for-kuroo · 3 years

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How the Haikyuu boys show they care

pairings: Kuroo, Suna, Bokuto, Oikawa, Daichi and Tendou x gn!reader

warnings: fluff, lot's of it

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➢ Kuroo will text you even if you're in the same room. He loves seeing your I'm annoyed-on-the-outside-but-secretly-happy-on-the-inside face whenever you get his message. You guys will literally be in bed when all of a sudden you get a text saying, "Do you want some ramen?" He will laugh like a maniac when you push him off the bed because he wouldn't stop texting you. But, if you're ever feeling sad, Kuroo will hug you while simultaneously sending you a shit-ton of cheesy and happy memes. He low-key won't stop until you crack a smile. Since Kuroo likes to tease you a lot, he'd probably also send you some steamy memes when he's in the mood. If you reject his memes, he will start pouting like Bokuto.

➢ Suna likes to cook your favorite comfort food. This man knows exactly when you're feeling down. He can tell by the way you shuffle your feet or hang your head. So just like any other boyfriend, he buys you your comfort food. Wrong! He cooks it for you instead. You want pizza? You got it. He will literally look up the recipe on his phone and prepare the ingredients. When you ask him what he's doing, he just replies 'nothing.' But he's secretly cooking it for you. When he's done cooking, he'd add a little touch of his own. If he makes you a pizza, he'll draw a little smiley face on it with olives and tomatoes. If he can't cook it because it takes too long, he'll buy it. But before he gives it to you, he'll add a small, cheesy note. He'll write it on a napkin, and when you take it out and confront him about it, there's just denial and more denial.

➢ Bokuto buys you little plushies. Whenever he accidentally misses a date because of practice or forgets your anniversary, he gives you a little owl plushie. It's his way of saying he's sorry and that he knows he messed up. Even if he hasn't forgotten an important date, he'll still give you a plushie when you're feeling down or can't get out of bed. He knows they remind you of him, and he also hides them over the house if a date is coming up or if he's planning to surprise you with a date. If he needs to leave you for an away game, you can bet that instead of a small plushie, he'll get you a big-ass owl pillow. One time, he even gave you a damn owl onesie because you said you felt cold. I swear to god, this is the exact thing he'll buy.

➢ Oikawa does your makeup. Don't hold it against him. He loves seeing your face so beautiful after he's done. When you're tired, he'll automatically do your makeup with you asking him. He gives it his own style and absolutely loves the euphoria theme. His favorite thing to do is probably your eyes. The way they shine and pop after he's applied highlighter and mascara is simply amazing. If you ever come home drunk or crying and your makeup is ruined, he'll gently wipe it away and clean your face. He wouldn't dare let you sleep with makeup on. He claims it gives you bad acne. smh the nerve But Oikawa truly does enjoy doing your makeup because he likes the way that you can relax for once and let him take the reins.

➢ Daichi loves dancing with you. He loves the way you fit perfectly in his arms. It's almost as if his arms were made for you. After a long day of practice, all he wants is to gently sway with you to the tune of As the World Caves In. This man literally has a whole playlist for the times you guys dance. He pretends he doesn't, but you saw his Spotify account. If you ever feel down, Daichi will start playing the songs you guys dance to. One time, you caught him slow-dancing with the broom you guys use to clean. When you asked him about it, he literally got as red as a beet. Since he loves dancing with you so much, he always makes sure to book a date at a restaurant that has a whole floor dedicated to dancing. While he prefers the slow, intimate kind of dancing, he doesn't have a problem with the I'm-so-drunk-I'll-pass-out kind of dancing.

➢ Tendou writes you little notes. We all know that when he was a kid, he was bullied a lot. He never received any affirmation and that still haunts him. He'd never want you to feel that way, so he always leaves little notes hidden inside your laptop, or on the bathroom mirror after you shower. They're all filled with cheesy sayings like, 'Smile, cause it brightens up your face' or 'You look so beautiful.' He'd sometimes also ask you for cuddles or kisses when he doesn't feel like talking. He'd write "Can I have cuddles?" on a post-it note and then shove it in your face, hoping you reply 'yes' to his question. He always makes sure that he gives you at least one sweet note every day because he wants to show you how much you mean to him.

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potatotrash0 · 3 years

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Imagine them staying on the island and Nagito is so protective over his little siblings hhhh they're all a big family now and the Warriors love themmmm

Despite having completely forgotten all that happened to her, Nagito doesn't allow Teruteru near Kotoko unless supervised and Nagito gets scary when he's supervising so he usually just stays away (nagi knows teru wouldn't do/say anything to the children, but he's very overprotective and low-key scared that they will remember everything someday)

Ryota is Jataro's favorite. They're working on a short anime together. He sometimes does artsy stuff with Ibuki (it gets a little crazy with all the paint and glue everywhere), and Kazuichi gets along great with both him and Masaru

Masaru and Nekomaru are nearly inseparable, and he loves Akane too (she has to be supervised because she doesn't understand how climbing and jumping off buildings could be dangerous and Nagito almost died the first time he saw them hanging out)

Kotoko adores Sonia, she's being taught how to be a little princess too. They play dress up together often and have tea parties. She likes Gundham too, but it's mostly just because of his cute animals. He got her a little bunny and she dresses it up in cute little outfits

Monaka's favorite is Izuru, and she likes Imposter as well. She likes solving puzzles and coding games with Izuru (I hc it's a hobby of his, in memory of Chiaki and all), and she's programmed a few of Kazuichi's creations

Nagisa sticks with Hajime the most, he helps out with the chores and they mostly just talk. They go to the library with Nagito at least once a week and read together. Hajime and Nagito are the only ones he's not afraid of asking help from.

Nagito is all the WoH's #1 fave. Monaka and Nagisa like to just chat, read or play puzzle-like games with him. Jataro likes to draw with and on him, and Masaru loves him dearly but prefers to hang out with the others (Nagito can't keep up with all the running around). Kotoko gives him makeovers all the time, she loves his fluffy hair and compared him to her bunny (probably put the bunny on his head once to see if it'd blend into his hair). He's constantly walking around with makeup, thousands of cutesy hair pins and random hairstyles and (a bit messy) nail polish. He never takes anything off, and Kotoko is very proud of herself for making him look "adorable" (he thanks her for her hard work). They've all called him dad at least once (Nagisa also called Hajime dad one time).

Nagisa and Kotoko start secretly working together to make Nagito and Hajime start dating already, and soon all five kids are coming up with plans and scheming how to make operation komahina a success. The others on the island help out sometimes

Cries..........this ask is everything to me hold on. This is so cute. Anon I love you (/p) your brain is so goddamn huge. I’m sobbing over literally all of the Nagisa hcs and Kotoko giving Nagito makeovers they’re all so cute

Ryota and Jataro 🥺🥺💞💖 I wonder what kinda anime it would be? My bet’s on a magical girl or mecha anime. Maybe a comedy? Idk man but I do know Ibuki and Jataro would rope Kazuichi into letting them dye his hair for him. He ends up with extra eye-searing neon strips in green and yellow. It clashes horribly with his jumpsuit and they all love it

Nagito panicking over Masaru and Akane is hilarious skfnskdnksbx I can just see him almost crying out of relief when Nekomaru finally gets them off the roof and Masaru back safely into his arms. (You clearly hear Masaru complaining about it but he does hug Nagito back.) Akane’s careful in her own way, she’s a big sister herself after all. Buuut Nagito still worries bc seeing her dangle Masaru from her bicep when they were on top of the barn was absolutely terrifying

Sonia Gundham Kotoko dynamic so real?? Gundham considers Kotoko more Nagito’s kid but he does let her run around with the Devas when asked. Also she basically just claimed one of the horses on the island and Gundham insists on teaching her how to “properly tame the dark steeds!!” (He means how to take care of them and not scare them. She’s like. 10, he doesn’t want her or the horses getting hurt.)

Also!!! Sonia and Kotoko playing dress up is so cute? I like to think they curtsey every time they see each other and it’s a little inside joke between them haha. Also them braiding each other’s hair!! Kotoko probably borrows a ton of ribbons from Sonia

Izuru and Monaca coding together!!!! I feel like she would be curious about the NWP, maybe they work on it together while Hajime rests. Also I can totally see her programming Kazu’s inventions to mess with him a bit because she thinks it’s funny how high he jumps skjfskdnksbx. He’s super suspicious of whatever she hands him now but she’s genuinely helpful a lot of the time so he isn’t too too hard on her. (She’s still not allowed to have access to any remotes though)

(Also Izuru making little games in honor of Chiaki has me so soft I’m in love—)

Nagisa calling Hajime “dad” has me 🥺🥺 your honor I am simply a sucker for these two...........him asking Hajime and Nagito for help and them only also made me kinda wanna tear up a little but me being emotional over him isn’t the point

Back to Matchmakers of Hope now huh dkfjskdnkd. I like to think Komaeda and Hajime look at each other after the kids slip up and reveal that they were trying to get the two together and both of them just snort. Their kids basically had to push them together smh

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indra-istari · 2 years

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Thoughts While Watching Every Ninjago Season (s1 edition)

(excuse my spelling i did most of this while tired)

Episode 1: Rise of the Snakes

The intro is good, specifically the music but the end card makes them look like a sitcom family

these seasons go through cycles of being unable to do things competently and being op

ooo Lord Garmadon

That is a fucking child, an annoying one at that.

I love how the fake snakes sound like a

What's a wife's tale? Why do only wives have tales?

Publicly Humiliates Child → Child Becomes Evil

Oh, Green Ninja prophecy

The Green Ninja prophecy will cause internal conflict within the team

"no one has ever found the tomb of a serpentine tribe" Lloyd *finds one almost immediately after being tossed out of a village for pretending to have control of the serpentine

Ah yes, they are going to use their extremely powerful weapons that can literally rip apart the world for sparring

The old man yells at them

Now Lloyd has actual serpentine, they have mind control powers too, funky

Spirit Smoke? Never mention that ever again

Kai is a Serpentine denier, how tf does Nya know that the antivenom is in the staff?

Zane "we can't use our golden weapons" Zane *uses golden weapons*

That dude who tried to control Cole is going to cause problems later

Teach us! Teach us! these idiots are stupid

I was right, Cole's partially mind-controlled

Episode 2: Home

The rest of the Ninja after saying Zane is weird because he laughs during sad movies.

Do they have Fan Mail?

Oh Zane's an orphan

Oh that snake guy is named Scales, that's stupid as fuck

"Snakes don't belong in trees"

Bird!

"If I see one girl in here, I'm going to go ballistic" Lloyd is in his woman-hating arc

Zane's arc rn is just Neurodivergent in a house of Neurotypicals

Cole's mind control is a problem.

Jay almost pulled a Peter Petrelli

So they decided to not leave anyone behind to guard the monastery? idiots

They have no home.

They decided to blame Zane for destroying their homes even though he couldn't have known the snakes would go for the monastery.

The snakes are fighting for command of the tribe

Scales got wombified

I miss Zane. Zane! No Zane! *Zane shows us*

He found a fucking sky boat

Lloyd is stalking them

Episode 3: Snakebit

Wake up call is "Evil doesn't sleep so you shouldn't"

the Chore episode

Using their powers to clean things

"He hates it when we tell people he was born in a junkyard"

God, I hate parents episodes

Ed is the name of my dead uncle.

Which ones are these? oh the vampire snakes!

Lloyd is an annoying motherfucker

They have hotel Transylvania vibes

oh his parents are here, which means they are going to die.

They chew on machines and the machines turn into snakes

Jay has a crush on Nya and Nya is Kai's brother

They are migrating? of course, dragons are so unreliable

"Hello Uncle" Lloyd is so annoying

I think Nya is going to be the green ninja

Their weapons can turn into vehicles??

"Does your flute turn into anything? *looks at flute* "I wish"

The boat can fly

The staff slid out of the cabin and off the ship into the Vampire snake's hands

Episode 4: Never Trust a Snake

Zane is having a Dream

Lord Garmadon!

Green Ninja is Kai?

They are punished by training more

Scales and the Vampire Snakes are friends?

Green Ninja has all of their attributes so Zane's dream is pointless in the context of finding the Green Ninja's identity

Lloyd is going to the Anacondrai place and he met a British dude

This British snake guy is sus, he wants to eat Lloyd

We both have no friends? Cool! Let's be friends!

A stupid child is going to break the world

Boarding school time.

Lloyd is paranoid

elevator music

SNAKE BETRAYAL

THE SNAKE DISAPPEARED

L for Lloyd's bowl cut

Episode 5: Can of Worms

I bet Lloyd is messing with everyone

I hate children

Zane is pink

Why does Kai hate Nya so much

smh they are flirting

"But this is the mountain of a million steps

They just went inside but there are snakes on the loose

Snakes say Musicians dni

Uh oh

Kai's worst fear is gingerbread clown elves

They are gonna die

That red bitch after knocking tf out of the ninja after saving them

Kai is high

They are stupid as hell

skydiving without a parachute

Zane is still pink

Scales knows he knows, he knows

Let us blow this popsicle stand!

Ice vs snake, Ice wins

Fridge snakes

Episode 6: Snake King

a lost city?

Damn that's a big city

Green Ninja arguments

Lloyd gets the box

The samurai did their job for them

Sensi Wu loves Ferris wheels

They are all fucking stupid

Kai is being an older sibling to Lloyd

That child is sneaking into snake town

Lloyd fucked up

they didn't realize that Lloyd is missing

idiots walked right into a trap

They are fighting the samurai

Creation tornado

The samurai just saved them big time

Mans got the golden weapons

Kai's separated

the samurai is Nya?

They just let Lloyd stay there with Pythor

AYYY Kai!

Sensei Wu Knows

Episode 7: Tick Tock

Zane is sitting underwater petting fish like Percy Jackson

Oh they are True potential

L for Lloyd

Sensi Wu is off to find "someone who can help"

Snake politics

Kai is just like 'he, she samurai"

The bird!??

really good music for literally no reason

slowly, everyone is leaving and it will only be Zane

Kai isn't giving up

THE FALCON IS A ROBOT??

ANOTHER ROBOT?

That tree is a house

many stairs

ZANE IS A ROBOT???

Sensei Wu is buying tea from a mean old lady

Wait if Zane is a robot how does he use spinjitzu

oh a memory switch, how convenient

Zane's creator died

The Queen!

Zane is op

The snakes are plotting

Sensei Wu is doing some weird tea ritual

LORD GARMADON???????

Episode 8: Once Bitten, Twice Shy

Of course, Jay is wearing perfume and Nya is allergic to it

This is awkward

Oh she's going to die

That bug became a snake

Sensei Wu and Garamdon are fighting like a dysfunctional family, oh wait

Sensei Wu is trying to talk t him but all Garmadon knows is murder

at least he cares about Lloyd

They are brothers

Ah yes, an amusement park

Jay is trying to flirt but he's turning into a snake

Date ruined.

Date not ruined

So Garmadon is evil because of a snake

They are so awkward

Jay dissing the samurai when Nya is the Samurai is the most awkward thing ever

Jay is turning into a snake

Hallucinations

Zane fucked up his true potential stuff

Samurai saves everyone again

Oop, Pythor unveiled Nya

They are going to execute Nya

Nya comes out as the samurai

True Love's kiss saves the day

True potential moment

they're gaslighting Kai

Brothers Vacation

Episode 9: The Royal Blacksmiths

using children as bait

Kai is the jealous one

Cole has a picture of the fang blade

Lying to your parents is fun

Climbing a mountain for family bonding

the mountain became a man

use the bell, son

Cole's dad is annoying

oh they can't sing

Cole's dad is going to train them

"Zane, you're like a machine" CRYING he looks so proud of himself

Pythor and Scales are flirting

I feel like something bad is going to happen between Garmadon and Wu

I was right

when you're farming and a fucking vortex opens up

oh boy, he is coming out to his dad as a ninja

Pythor ate the real Judge and is impersonating him

Zane has butterflies in his stomach

they are performing the theme song

They won!

Cole's dad is proud of him :)

PYTHOR TRIED TO KILL COLES DAD

Kai's still in his 'I'm the green ninja' mindset

Episode 10: The Green Ninja

I think this episode will reveal the green ninja

we start with someone in red clothing stealing the green ninja suit

maybe its cole bc they show the scythe blade

oh Cole is fighting serpentine

so is Jay, so this is either Kai or Nya

It's not Nya

God Kai, you're so embarrassing

SENSEI WU IS HOME!!

"Zane's a nindroid" "Zane's a what?"

Lord Garmadon appeared!

"But Sensei! he has 4 arms!" Love you, Zane

He is a smug mf

He's pure evil but he's still Wu's brother

Kai's impulsive

Me when I sharpen my teeth with a knife

and eat evil worms

When you're on a date but then the Lord of Darkness starts third wheeling you

When you're trying to sleep but your roommate is pondering the orb

Falcon theme my beloved

oh a volcano

dumbass

Nya green ninja arc???? please??

Kai is a fucking idiot

Cole is the reasonable one

GARMADON HAS ALL THE GOLDEN WEAPONS UH OH

Because fucking Kai is a fucking idiot

The volcano is about to explode and they are going in it.

Lloyd! Son! Son! STFU Son!

Of course, they see the ninja in the reflection

THAT SNAKE JUST GOT THROWN INTO FUCKING LAVA AND HE'S OKAY????? WHAT THE FUCK

Idiot Kai took out his Golden Weapon and activated the Volcano

The snakes destabilized the volcano

Lord Garmadon may be evil but at least he cares about his son, unlike my parents who

That is a fucking dramatic show for a lego show

Kai and his self-sacrificial act

LLOYD IS FALLING AGAIN L

Damn Garmadon, 4 hands, and you still can't catch your son

They left Lloyd and Kai in the volcano

Garmadon is screaming crying rn

It's Kai! and Lloyd! Kai's finally got his true potential powers!

Kai passed the fuck out lol

"Dad, is it really you" "yes son" "Dad, why do you have 4 arms?"

what? Kai: "my training wasn't to become the green ninja, it was to protect him" that means that Lloyd is the green ninja?

HOW TF DID HE FIGURE OUT THAT LLOYD WAS THE GREEN NINJA THAT MAKES NO SENSE

Wait Lloyd has been around the golden weapons multiple times what the fuck do you mean the weapons only react now

Lloyd chose one arc

Oh that means he has to fight his dad

The fang blade didn't melt?

Shit writing tbh

Episode 11: All of Nothing

They are all harassing one snake

this snake is like "i hate you" "no i don't hate you"

But they don't have noses

Zane can connect his eyes to the Falcon :D

Garmadon and Lloyd are bonding

Lloyd b like Daaad :((((((

Ever since the Devourer bit me Evil is in my blood

they/them prns for Lloyd my beloved

Garmadon doesn't want Lloyd to be like him im crying real tears

Ooof Lloyd ROASTED his Dad

Garmadon got kicked out by his son L

Firestarter is a lit nickname lmao

Jay is so in love and it's kinda funny

ITS A TRAP OH NO

Oh its Pythor

poor Lloyd has no clue what the fuck he's doing

SLITHERPIT SLITHERPIT SLITHERPIT

they are playing chess

what the fuck is a vengestone

they are pirates of the carribianing this shit

Pythor jumpscare

Nya: I have faith in Lloyd.

Meanwhile Lloyd: Ninja roll! Jump! *falls down the stairs*

This is bad

Poor Lloyd

God Pythor be original for once "You and who's army" mf

GARMADON IS BACK AND HE HAS AN ARMY

YEAH FUCK SNAKES

L for Scales

They are Brothers, your honor

I THOUGHT NYA STEPPED ON KAI LMAO

Garmadons and Lloyd </3

Headpat

THEY :'(((((((((

He is gone

PYTHOR IS ON THE SHIP????

Episode 12: Rise of the Great Devourer

the smoke of future sight

the future smoke says big snake will come

Lloyd gets beaten up by an inanimate object

Pythor is terrorizing children

Pythor is mean and british

Sensei Wu talks about dying

Sensei Wu starts Dying

Sensei Wu stops dying

Pythor has the fang blades again

HES GETTING AWAY

they all start dying

Nya stops them from dying

the snakes steal a bus

the bus is alive

snake motorcycles

"if we drive any faster the engine will explode " that's not how that works i think

Zane is kicking ass while Kai is on the window

Cole just blew up Scales

The engine exploded

SENSEI WU IS SACRIFICING HIMSELF FOR THEM??

LLOYD!

Sensei Wu got his gold tornado

Wu is beating Pythor for the moment

And the train flipped

Pythor is about to awaken the Great Devourer

Lloyd is going to get himself killed or smthin

"Go Ninja, go"

IS THAT A GOU'AULD

Episode 13: Day of the Great Devourer

Season finale!

The Great Devourer ate sensei wu (and pythor but idrc about him)

JAY DONT FUCKING FALL

They got away

Oh they didnt

They lost like 1/4th of the engines

Oh it grows

Oh the classic "we lost it" *sneak attack*

Nya holding Lloyd like a doll is so funny

Screaming Death Core

force ghost Wu but maybe its a hallucination idk

Russian snake

poor Lloyd is too short to be included

LMAO THE MAILMAN DOESN'T SEE THE BIG FUCKING SNAKE IN THE BACKGROUND

Creation tornado

Zane is self-aware

and Zane got stabbed maybe

HE'S OKAY!

his face came off tho

"it's heading towards the city!" it.. came from that direction?

"what's that in the subway?" "a fucking snake"

Jay's parents are gonna die

Cole threw a car at the snake

Lord Garmadon is buying tea

The Dragons are Back!

The snake is going up the building

Garmadon is going to stop the snake

Since when could Zane run possibilities

Lord Garmadon just got the golden weapons

time to see if garmadon can beat him

"You bit me once, now you'll know what it's like to be bitten back!"

the snake fucking exploded

SENSEI WU!

foreshadowing for Lloyd vs his dad

the end of s1

#don't ask where the pilot season went I couldn't find it #watching ninjago after like 5 years

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ji-yaaan · 4 years

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Anonymous asked:

Hello! I like your blog and the little comments here and there makes me laugh at times hehe ^^ May I request headcanons for Vil, Leona, Mal, and Floyd reactions and what they'll do to reconcile w/ the reader after a very hearted argument to which Reader may have said "I hate you" before storming out. Would they wait for a bit? A few days or hours? Or would they be upfront with their apology immediately? Reader also apologizes at the end, crying slightly if that's okay. If you notice me, thanks!

°•°•𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐌𝐞?•°•°•

HC's with: Leona, Vil, Floyd, and Malleus.

Note: Ofc, I was late yet again. Pls forgive me dear sir... And ofc tumblr hates me so it won't cooperate! Drafts got deleted 3 times.... so if it somehow becomes inconsistent... I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE! STONE ME GENTLY! anyways, i hope you enjoy this, actually no, I beg that you enjoy this?! Idk lololololololololol.

[𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚎𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚎𝚍? 𝙸𝚍𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚕]

°•°•°•𝙇𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙖 𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙖𝙧 •°•°•°

“I HATE YOU!” with bits of tears in your eyes, you slammed the door shut behind you leaving Leona dumbfounded all by himself.

You hate him?You hate him!?!? Is that like for real??? He’ll scratch the back of his head in shame of pushing things too far to the point you were in tears.

But what can he do? His pride caught the best of him and he acted rash in the heat of the moment. This prideful lion just doesn’t know when to shut up smh.ಥ‿ಥ

He’ll try to remember when did everything started to go wrong, but he'll just get more and more guilty the more he thinks about it.

“Tchhhh... I messed up big time...”

It's not his style to give up easily, but his mind was set in a frenzy the moment he thinks about you leaving him.

A day without you started to become dull and boring the moment he grew fond of you. So it somehow became a habit of his to constantly seek you unconsciously. Whether it's a whiff of your scent, your voice ringing in the hallways, even the sound of your footsteps is something he could easily recognize.

But now that the two of you fought, this lion will find any way possible to avoid you seeing him.

Yeah... it will probably take a while for him to apologize...(꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)

But when the time does come, expect Leona to prepare a simple yet sincere apology.

“Oi herbivore... Sorry about the other day ok? I missed my pillow for a while now...I lose...”

Simple yet sincere :') The prideful arrogant lion somehow learned to apologize despite his ego way ahead of him. He can't stand the thought of loosing you ok? (｡•́︿•̀｡)

°•°•°•°•𝙑𝙞𝙡 𝙎𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙚𝙣𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙩•°•°•°•°•

“VIL STOP IT! I hate this! I hate everything! I hate you!” you quickly ran away to the door as vil stood in his spot stupefied.

You hate him? You hate the Vil Schoenheit himself?Then so be it...

Vil is basically pissed and angry™. Moreover, you had the guts and audacity to tell him you hate him. His pride was shattered in front of him. And he's not happy about that (꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)

Nope. Nah. Never. He's not apologizing anytime sooner now. He'll be waiting for that spicy well deserved apology you have for him...

He'll try his best to avoid you and give you the sassy cold shoulder treatment™. It will probably last for a few days or maybe a week. He has his pride y’know?

Not until he hears a muffled sob in the hallways and realized it was your voice. You looked visibly upset and sad as you cried your heart out, all alone in the empty hallways.

Oh no... What did he do? Was his nagging that bad? Did he take it too far with the makeovers? Guilt ate his soul away as he tried to sort out his thoughts with the clear image of your crying face embedded in his mind.

“Okay... Maybe I did take it a little too far...”

Making up his mind, Vil will try to make everything set for tomorrow and apologize to you to fix this feud you both have. ( ╹▽╹ )

When classes are over and the two of you finally get to be alone, Vil will try to straighten this misunderstanding now! ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

“Hey Y/n I just want to tell you... I'm sorry.” “Vil I'm so sorry for the other day!-”

The both of you stared at each other with shock... Did the both of you just say sorry at the same time?

“Pfffttttt-” The both of you laugh from how hilarious this moment was. It felt as if the fight you had didn't happened at all. (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

“Y/n I'm sorry... I took it too far with what I do without asking your opinion first...”

“Yeah... I'm sorry I lashed out at you too... That was petty...”

Vil will definitely make a million dollar once in a lifetime seen smile, so you better treasure this rare sight!!!(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

“No more fighting, okay? ”

•°•°•°•°•𝙁𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙙 𝙇𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝•°•°•°•°•°

“Floyd I hate you!” you slammed your way out of the table, running away from Floyd.

Angering Floyd was not the brightest Idea in the book. His infamous “bad moods” was not something anyone would like to experience. But somehow, he was really pushy and annoying today and you were fed up with it.

“Ahhhh~ Koebi-chan hates me now? what do I do?”

Thankfully, Floyd wasn’t really angry, though he was sad and heart broken that his favorite person said they hated him.(╥╭╮╥)

Floyd is an impulsive boi, so he might secretly follow you to see your face or something lol.

Ofc, Knowing Floyd, he’d definitely skip classes and skip his job at the Mostro Lounge due to his mood swings. Ofc, a certain octoboi wasn’t really happy with this.

Azul will probs tell Jade to help out his brother or something, lol Azul be secretly worrying for the two of you loooool.

However, with the help of Jade, the mushroom eel himself, he can guide his brother to make up with you!!!

Thank god mushroom eel is here to save the day! ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

A fight with Floyd won’t really last long. Because Floyd being Floyd, he’ll naturally come to you like nothing ever happened! That’s why you have to be patient and understanding when it comes to Floyd ok?

With the biggest hug from behind you. There was a cute eel boi that has come to ambush you with love!

“Shrimppy! Don’t avoid meeee! I miss you so much so hang out with me at the Mostro Lounge againnn!”

Floyd is not really good with his words nor his apologies. Though, his blunt and honest demeanor is definitely one of his charming points!!!! (☆▽☆)

“Shrimpy! I have some takoyaki with me! let’s share them together ok?!”

Ugh, Floyd is too cute... It would be a capital sin to not forgive him and decline his offer! Tsk I’m watching you, you better accept that apology!

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“MALLEUS I HATE YOU!”

Shock. Pure shock. You hate him? The last thing Malleus wants is to hurt your feelings. In his eyes, humans are delicate and vulnerable beings, so he tries his best to protect you and treat you with utter delicacy. Yet it seems as if he failed to do that...

Just before you slam the door behind you and escape this fight, a hand grabs your wrist in attempts to stop you. Nonetheless you still make your way out, leaving Malleus standing there alone.

Malleus was deeply hurt and sorry for making you sad and angry. His heart was shattered with the thought of you leaving him, someone who made their way this close to his heart, someone he cherishes deeply.

But this fight wont really last long because Malmal would definitely try and apologize as quickly as possible!(ᓀ˵▾˵ᓂ)

Malleus is the soft type of person and I feel like he’d give up easily if it was you lol.(｡•́︿•̀｡)

Even if his apology was heard but not accepted, he’d gladly say his sorry no matter how much time and patience it will take, just for you to forgive him.༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

He’ll try to give you and Hour or two to clear your mind, then he’ll apologize!

Standing in front of your room, he’ll knock lightly at the door in front of him... No answer... So you’re still mad huh?

Leaning his forehead at the door, He’ll try to talk to you in hope for you to come out of your room. But nahhh, no signs of you leaving your room soo (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

He’ll mutter apologies after another just in case you hear them :’D

“Y/n I’m sorry for hurting your feelings earlier... that was rash of me to say, so I truly apologize... I hope my feelings reach you.”

Hearing his voice, it would prolly sound as if he’s ready to cry any moment by now. You’d be a monster if you don’t forgive this fae cutie!!!(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

When you finally come out of the door to see him. I bet you he’s moment away from his tear dripping down. Ó╭╮Ò

“You’re not mad now right? Then is it fine to ask if we eat some ice cream later?”

You bet that Malleus would give you the biggest cheeriest grin in the entire world! oh the things you keep doing to him never surprises him. Pls dont leave this cinnamon roll or else-

That's it cuties! I need to sleep now- my classes are thriving, but I'm not!!!

God, school stuff are taking away my precious freedom and time for writing smh.

Oh god, I'm ranting again... What's new? AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Anyways, I need to woosh now and I hope you enjoyed this one!!!

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