#and i dont have a bed

[queermasculine]

I identify as butch but have lots of soft plushies in my bed... do you think I ought to remove them before I invite someone over for hookups? never see any butches with plushies tbh so a bit selfconscious

don't be self-conscious dude. hoarding plushies is a masculine trait. your ancient shepherd instinct. if i came over and saw a butch had a bunch of plushies i wouldn't be like Ew i'd be like Bro, your deep intrinsic drive to protect and shelter other creatures is being channelled into collecting all these little yarn animals and tiny cloth people? kiss me

#no but for real don't worry about the plushies it's fine #i have One and i think i'd take him off the bed for the duration (because he's a little creeper) but i dont think its a big deal either way #mail

[obsob]

oooooooooough i love you i love you i love you!!!! hand in loving hand !!!!!!

#mine #cats #i was like losing it over th colouring yesterday like this SUCKS and then looked at it 2day n was like. anyway #ive been unstoppable since ive figured out how 2 do glowy things #me n my partner went ice skating this evening !! so so fun #i love how girls will just peacefully hang out in the centre ice doing spins n boys will fast and furious skate around at 100mph #like we dont need to be doing all that #as soon as i see a boy w hockey skates enter the ice i am now leaving the ice #anyway....i got a slightly dubious fantasy audiobook 2day we will....see...how it is #whenever i read a fantasy book written by a man my hackles are up i am scenting the air i am growling #have i finished assassins fate u ask.....no :3 #its been sitting at 30% for like 4 months i cant bring myself 2 read more KJBDSSK #there is like so much book left. so much that can go wrong #i will finish it soon i prommy i prommy...n then listen 2 th tawny man audiobooks :3 #ngl this fitz n fool trilogy isnt super doing it 4 me im not finding it as Invigorating for sm reason #still good !! but def my least fave of th three trilogies #anyway. i am going 2 bed

[solarpunkani]

Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

#solarpunk #anti pesticides #ani rambles #this is coming from personal opinion at 4am keep that in mind but like #I’m scared of roaches. i’m fine with them outside though #my parents dont like roaches and for good reason. they spray Ortho Home Defense along the veeery edge of the concrete by the doors to #keep roaches and shit from coming in because yknow. Florida. #if I tell them ‘hey actually we shouldn’t spray pesticides inside (ie raid spray) or outside (ie home defense) #theyre gonna ask wtf to do instead to prevent roaches #and if I tell them ‘nothing suck it up buttercup’ they’re gonna laugh and then double down on the sprays #we gotta have an alternative ready and honestly maybe I’m not looking in the right places but I genuinely don’t know of any #like one online friend told me leaving brush piles around the yard decreased the amount of bugs trying to come in but like #thats one person. anecdotal. and I haven’t seen anything online confirming that as a thing (yet) #idk man I’m going to bed. #might delete later #house pest saga

[tizzymcwizzy]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! i have another marichat holiday themed piece for y'all :D (imagine this is stuffed in ur stocking or smth (along with some tiny candy canes))

#this is a direct companion to that halloween drawing and i think i like that one more than this one lmao #ANYWAY THEY CUTE #HES GOT A MISTLETOE HEADBAND #even if you dont celebrate christmas i hope you have a good holiday season #it can be tough this time of year :') #merry christmas #christmas #ml #mlb #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #chat noir #marinette dupain cheng #marichat #my art #mistletoe #not a kiss this time surprisingly bdhdjfhhhfja #happy holidays #i want hot cocoa but its 3 am so i will go to bed

[anna-scribbles]

haven’t had enough time to draw s5 adrinette to convey just how much this is genuinely the only thing on my mind

#why is ml doing the most when i also have to be doing the most(graduating) #after may 6 I am free (installation date for the senior art show) #(I wont be free i'll have to be doing my real schoolwork then. but maybe I can draw pictures of Them also) #did you guys know that theeyre literally in love. and that they know about it. im going to die #the power of love always so strong!!!!!!!!!!!!literally!!!!! #ook I have to go to bed so much #I dont even know what episodes to tag #ml #ml spoilers #ml s5 #miraculous ladybug season 5 #ml season 5 #adrinette #my art #ml perfection #perfection spoilers #ml migration #migration spoilers #ml derision #derision spoilers #ml protection #protection spoilers #ok that's all im doing. im tired. hopefully thats enough

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

he's in my home he's in my Heart

#translation: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #hello hello hello hellOOOOOOOOO #hes so cute!!!! and the material is So Soft!!! #the urge to fling him as hard as i can at a wall is There! #i wont though. i wouldnt dare #but ohhhh its him <3 the chew toy <3<3 in the. uh. fabric #i didnt expect him to be so firmly stuffed its a Delightful surprise #his little outfit his stupid fuckin cinnamon bun hair AGH i love him #thirty bucks well spent!!! #i cant wait to crochet him a little sweater <3 #and a little Home to keep him company <3 #oh man oh man Where am i gonna put him... #in the basket??? on my bed?? on a shelf - no! i dont have the room! #maybe he'll bounce around from spot to spot! #photos from the bog #welcome home #gotta say i really do love how it kinda looks like his ascot is strangling him #i looked to see if i could loosen it lmao is he breathing alright!!!! #cant wait to have extensive staring contests with him <3 #finally... someone who wont look away or find eye contact Uncomfortable... #i will admit im already obsessed with holding his tiny soft hand #AGH he's so <3<3<3 he's soooooo <3<3<3<3 #thank you makeship for the opportunity to have him physically in my life #thank you clown for creating him & letting makeship turn him into a marketable plushie he's Everything. 100000/10 absolutely phenomenal #MAN i cant believe he's here!!!! #it feels kinda unreal! like! Wally Darling! in my house! My House!! holy shit!!! #hearts on his soles and everything! #oh and as a bonus he arrived in a wonderful little canvas Bag #i do love me a bag... extra thank you to makeship for the bag. new bag <3 i'll put things in it <3

[tango-but-everywhere]

THE CROWD GOES WILD

return of create mod??

#tango tek #tangotek #not tango #tangotalk #<- i dont think i have ever used that tag actually #create mod 2 #create squad #anyway it’s like 5am for me i woke up because my air conditioner started leaking water and it make a huge and terrible noise and then also #spat out an ice cube so that’s fun #im going back to bed now though it is far too early

[yet-another-autism-blog]

I need to clean my room but I can't clean my room because in order to clean my room I have to clean my room

#actuallyautistic #actually autistic #autism #autistic #autism spectrum disorder #like i need to clear off my bed/change sheets/and start that laundry first #but i cant do that because i dont have enough hangers to put away the clean clothes currently on my bed #so i need to go through my closet and get rid of stuff #i need to do thaf anyway because i got some new clothes and i have a bunch of stuff that im not going to wear #but i cant do that because i dont have anywhere to put the stuff i want to get rid of #ya know until i can actually take it to the thift store or whatever #and i dont have space because i need to pick up the stuff on the floor #but some of that stuff has to go certain places that i cant get to rn #because theres stuff on the floor

[rudeboimonster]

~help your local rat get stable housing~

edit post nov 2023: I GOT THE HELP I NEEDED THANK YOU SOSOOSO MUCH

dramatically sprawled out on the floor

so i gotta move for the third time in that many years. unfortunately between health problems and the General State of The Economy, I have been unable to find work to be able to save any money. i have no choice but to leave the entire state. i thankfully have somewhere to go, however I need help getting there. i've been trying to do the math to get what I need to its lowest amount possible, but even that is still at least $2.5k.

after this move, i should be able to get things more stable and I might even have a couple job prospects lined up in that area, but right now I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel funds wise and desperately need help.

if you're able to spare anything, i've set up a goal through kofi so i can track it publicly. i have trouble asking for help but i really need what help i can get. thank you, so so so much.

#mutual aid #fundraiser #help #god i dont know what to tag this im just kinda ripping off the bandage bc ive been anxious about posting about this since i got asked to #leave. head in hands. please help by spreading the word if you cant spare any cash i completely understand. #i dont know what i can offer. my ability to do art has been really really low and with my sleeping/living arrangements my wrists shoulders #back have been in fucking wretches states so its hard for me to do much #if youre wonder about the other fundraiser i did a few years ago #the person i replaced in a renting situation ended up fucking me over and got basically evicted into the 2nd week of college and i had 3 da #to leave that situation or more people wouldve gotten fucked over. and ive been basically couch surfing since trying to find work #anyways i havent slept in a bed for more than a weekend since october 2021 my back is turbo fucked please help

[ghostlywhiskey]

sharing a tent with price while it snows outside and convinces you the only way you’ll warm up is if ur both naked. his arms wrapping around you from behind. face nuzzling your neck as his beard scratches at your skin. and then he blames you for being the tease for pressing ur ass against him :(( one arm secured holding you close by your chest, one hand grabbing at your breast while the other is toying with your clit and pulling you closer against him. his cock pushing through the small slit between your thighs as he moved his hips slightly. saying how sorry he is but he just wants to make sure you stay warm but he needs to be warm too!!

#john price smut #john price #captain john price #captain john price smut #i need to go to bed actually #i have a whole thing written in my notebook #he’s such a needy man for you i dont make the rules #camping and/or missiong requring a tent my weakness actually for the brain rot

[portaldraws]

Decided to give Shoulder Cannon a pet cat named Syrup! Her favorite activity is knocking over any unattended glass she finds (much to Cannon's despair).

Cannon usually lets her get away with it though since he can't stay mad at her.

#my art #oc #original character #phighting #phighting oc #Shoda Cameron #shoulder cannon #this is based off a true event #i usually grab a glass of water before bed that way I dont have to go to the kitchen if i wake up in the middle of the night #so while I peacefully slept my beloved cat (Pickles) knocked a full glass of water onto my head

[eleccy]

c'mere for a second, i need for you to look at this.

Yes, there he be. But I want you to notice something about this cell.

There's no bed. Y'know? No room for one.

But that table, the one the roses are on? That looks like it could be a night table. It's got flowers and a photo frame on it. That's almost certainly a nightstand. I don't see how it could be anything else.

He has to have a bed in there, right?

We're seeing this image from Phoenix's perspective.

So in case you haven't noticed it yet, let me spell it out for you.

Phoenix is sitting on Kristoph's bed.

Is that not the only possible place it could be in this cell? Do you want to tell me I'm wrong about this? Think it over first.

#krisnix #kristoph gavin #phoenix wright #aa4 #AND THEY FUCKED IN THERE ok im gonna stop. #WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE SITTING ON HIS BED THATS HIS BED #dont give me some bullshit hes sitting in a chair. #WE CAN SEE THE CHAIR. THATS THE ONLY CHAIR IN THE ROOM #WHY WOULD HE HAVE TWO CHAIRS WITH TWO TABLES BITCH. THATS HIS BED. #phoenix youre going to muss the sheets. #if the bed looks anything like the rest of the furniture its probably a four poster canopy feather bed #1000 thread count sheets and feather pillows and all that shit #phoenix wright is sitting on kristoph's bed. intimacy #i noticed this a long ass time ago #thought surely i posted this before now

[puppyeared]

i like him

#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him #i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form #it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again #if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat #or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour #idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed #i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny #if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive #never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny #im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory #i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that #i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit #myart #my art #doodles #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv harvey #kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat

[nashvillethotchicken]

It's crazy how people talk about loumand like they hate each other and have never once looked at each other with anything resembling lust, like two nuns at a silent covent. Buddy louis has had bed death with his husband, and that husband wasn't armand lemme tell you that!

#like out of the 30 years loustat was canonically together in the show. #louis literally says they were only having sex for like 13 years at most!!! #from 1911 to when claudia kills charlie so about 1923 then that weird ass coercive sex from 1937 to 1940 when lestat gets murked #they was not fuckin fr! #meanwhile loumand fucked in front of daniel on two separate occasions. had a crazyinsane psychosexual rp for 7 episodes #and people say theyre experiencing bed death. who died? not blasia! #people just dont wanna see blasia winning over halfrica cus then theyd have to care about people of color fr #instead of projecting onto and woobyfying lestat #iwtv #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #amc iwtv #iwtv 2022 #armand iwtv #armand #ldpdl #lestat de lioncourt #loumand #i did the math and technically loustat had sex for around 15 years but i cant edit my other tag #i also forgot the bed death and affair in 1916-1917 so i was close but no cigar #all that to say loustat werent real fuckers. #and i love loustat. they just werent real fuckers

[problemcore]

like yea when i was. freaking 16. i saw buccellati as a very parental figure to the passione kids. but im 20 now and im overcome with dread at how the entire world is at his shoulders the entire season. its terrifying. and you reduce him to the mom friend? whatever is actually going on with him is much more intriguing

#i just woke up i hope any of this makes sense #but like bruno is such a heartbreaking character to me. #plus. idk its weird to me now. i have friends who are younger than me in 3-4 . i dont see them as my kids. they're their own people #idk the weird treatment bruno gets in the fandom annoys me #anyway. thanks for reading. im gonna go think about eating breakfast but really im not gonna get out of bed. #chris noises #jjba

[coolnonsenseworld]

Samurai and Ninja in crappy pics because December here is under a constant cloud and I just want y'all to see them all golden and cute without learning how to take aesthetic pictures 🥴 💙❤️😆🥰

linktr.ee/Mezzy

#klance #can i tell everyone to look away before i write tags to someone privately lmao no? damn #anyway yes i meant music!! and thank you for sharing something!! #baking seems like a hyperfixation #like i know you said you baked once but then look at me #...i was thinking if i could make salads.... i gotta be medicore at least at one food thing #its a joke its a joke #i will one day get used to focusing on more complicated kitchen work than heating up meat or cooking things in salt and water #anyone else had trouble getting out of bed this december? #once i do i try to pick physical activities that dont require creative thinking because man #at the post office i had small talk with a lady waiting in line she didnt speak polish so u know me it happened #and she recommended light therapy lamp #im very tempted to try it becase i had record bad thoughts sleepless nights and jerking awake this month #it might be rooted in economic instability growing inflation costs of living and shitty working conditions while still trying to buy gifts? #but hey there are things we cant have control over and there are things we can #ive got winter wonderland comic coming though #i will try my best to speed-finish it as a christmas gift aight #i hope its going to be a nice thing!! #wow thats a long set of tags