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prettyboykatsuki · 3 years

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being ochakos deadbeat bf who sneaks in her house, gives her the best sex of her life, give her a kiss on the forehead (bc she’s the fucking sweetest) and leave <\3

cw ;; 18+, reader is gn, sub!ochako, dom!reader, sneaking around

she hears the knock on her window precisely at 11:56pm.

it freaks her out at first, obviously. she isn't sure how to feel when she looks over and realizes that it's not anyone to worry about like a murderer. but it's you and you're definitely not supposed to be here.

ochako is a college student who lives with her parents and commutes so the fact that you're here at this hour means u went out of your way. she gives you a panicked look through the glass, sighing as she scrambles to open it.

you invite yourself in as she steps aside, dusitng yout pants off as she gives you a look of utter exasperation. you're beaming at her though, reaching foreward to drag her waist to you. your hands cup her cheeks as your grin splits across your face.

"hey princess," you muse, soft and warm "miss me?"

she looks exasperated, it's so cute. her brows are furrowed and her eyes are strained. she's too soft and round to look intimidating.

"you're..! not supposed to be here, you know -"

you ignore her, deciding that kissing her would be much more fulfilling than anything else. you lean forward and press your lips to hers and she does that soft whimper, her hands on your chest.

"you didn't miss me?" you tease. she frowns.

"you know i did,"

you kiss her again, more salacious, and she already gets the message. her legs tremble, mind immediately gone to mush as she pushes you away.

"w-we can't, my parents are across the hall,"

your hands go into the waistband of her shorts without another word, fingers pressing up against her clit. you watch her keen, fingers dug into your arm for support as you smile and kiss her neck.

"we can't?"

"hngg,"

"get on the bed for me baby,"

ochako never knows how to deny you. she doesn't want too. all she ever thinks about is how you make her feel. and that's why she's on her bed with her legs up and you between her thighs.

she feels a mess, really. her clit is stiff on your tongue, permanently throbbing as you bring her to the edge over and over. she really can't keep count - her puffy and pink. everything about ochako is a little chubby all over, mostly softened muscle. her whole body is fun to touch, to tease, to play with.

you could stay between her legs forever, the soft layer of chub on her belly and fat tits are all enough to keep you wanting. she's squishy in the best way, but strong too - the grip of her thighs making you preen.

"oh god, oh god, oh god - 'm gonna cum!"

the syrup in her belly goes scorching hot and it snaps, and she cums so hard for the umpteenth time. all over everything, this time squirting all over your face with a loud gasp. you don't pull off until she makes you - giving her the most shit-eating grin possible as she looks at you with a ragged expression.

"yerr.. so mean," she slurs, exhausted. you lean forward, hovering on top of her to kiss her - groping her tits in your hands as you do.

"im mean?" you tease. she whines a little.

"the worst actually,"

you press a few more kisses all over her face before going soft on her.

"i gotta go soon, the next bus leaves and i gotta get back to campus before your parents wake up,"

this she frowns out, deeply and tiredly. her arms go around your neck as she drags you down face first in her chest.

"no. i'll deal with it in the morning. stay here,"

"'chako, your parents -"

"don't care. you're gonna say no to me?"

you look at her, then laugh a little, kissing her jaw.

"wouldn't dream of it baby,"

#ochako smut #ochako x reader #bnha smut #bnha x reader #prettyboy.thirsts #this is a fic i wrote for me and only me bye #PLEASE i wanna top her so bad its stupid #writing tag #informal

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thedragonemperess · 3 years

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Mmmm alright so tonight I'm gonna start with the first of the nmt retellings, this time starting with ep 2, pt 1, Forever and Always. Plus, this should be good practice for s2, since im doing a synopsis for a bunch of other people. Side note, all these stories take place in 2019, whereas the two musicals were both 2018

We open on Paul and Emma's wedding. Hidgens is officiating, and we see a crowd of familiar faces in the audience, except for Sylvia, (played by Kim Whalen) who we later learn works at ccrp on the top floor, and is Bill's new gf.

Paul reads his vows, and then emma starts to read hers before she's interrupted by the Homeless Guy (remember him from tgwdlm and bf? He's gonna become important later) He runs in and yells at emma, accusing her of being a liar, and not the real emma ("you think I don't *know*? You think I don't *remember*? I've seen the plans! You aren't Emma perkins!!) He's quickly escorted out of the venue by tom, but emma is shaken and runs out.

Paul runs after her and finds her crying on a bench. He tries to comfort her but it looks like she's about to call off the wedding, but decides to make a confession to paul.

She explains that she is not emma perkins, and she never was (hey the homeless guy was right go figure) She explains that a few years ago on a backpacking trip in guatemala, she and emma were on a bus, there was an accident and she is the only survivor. They two were staying at the same hostel, and when she got back, emma's phone rang, and fake emma answered it. The call was from tom, in tears bc jane had just died, and inviting emma to the funeral, and she doesn't know why, but fake emma goes to the funeral, and she looks so much like emma that everyone just accepted her(or it had just been so long since anyone had seen emma)

Paul has a bit of an existential crisis about his new wife before deciding "eh screw it, this is the woman i fell in love with who cares if shes not the real emma perkins" and finishes marrying her. Throughout this whole conversation, nick lang is smirking like a lil shit and that can mean nothing good for anyone

We flash over to after their honeymoon and paul is back at work. After a conversation with bill, where we learn that the reason bill divorced his wife is bc she left him for her old college bf, allan. no one likes her 🔪🔪

Paul decides to go get some coffee from the java cafe (not beanies, hes married to emma now and their coffee is terrible and he doesnt like corporate chains) and runs into emma, whos beelining down main street looking pretty frazzled. He tries to greet her with a kiss, but she's freaked out and calls him a pervert, acting like she doesn't know him. After a bit of a scene, paul, albiet confused, backs off and walks away.

Later that evening, paul demands to know why emma was pretending to not know him earlier and called him a pervert. Emma freaks out upon hearing this and goes to grab one of the knives and heads out, with clearly aggressive intentions. Before leaving though, Emma lets us know Paul is a gamer. I still don't know what to do with this information.

Barely 10 minutes have passed and emma is back, demanding to know why people think she works at beanies and that they're married. In case you can't tell, there are two emmas, and for simplicity sake, I'm gonna call the one who married paul emma m, for emma matthews, and the confused one emma p.

Anyways, emma p leads paul to the birdhouse, hatchetfields pub and music venue. emma p explains her side of the guatemala story, which is much different than emma m's version.

Emma p describes how shes on a bus with 30 people and 20 chickens, and the driver is making crazy sharp turns and misses one, killing everyone besides emma p and a few chickens. By the time she gets back to the hostel, all her stuff is gone, and she only got back to hatchetfield a few days ago, since amongst the stuff stolen was her passport and birth certificate, making it much harder to get back home. She also lements how this emma is living her life, and doing it all wrong by getting her married, loudly insisting that she's never getting married.

Paul, confused and tipsy, heads to the bathroom. As soon as she leaves, a knife is poked on the small of her back and she finds emma m, who leads her towards the exit. Emma p tries to plead with the emma with the knife to let her go, but is interuppted by some gross biker who tries to make an advance on both women. Emma p, sensing an escape, tries to throw herself at this guy, figuring her chances with the creep are better than her knife wielding dopleganger. when the guy notices the knife emma m has, he tries to threaten her with his own switch blade, but emma m just looks tired more than anything else, leading to a fight in the bar with the other bikers in this guys gang, with emma m quickly painting the walls of the pub red with blood, quickly determining she can't leave any witnesses alive.

Once everyone else is killed, emma m reveals that she's the one who cut the brakes, intending for emma p to die (shocker i know) before p remembers paul is still in the bathroom (how he didn't hear any of that and stayed in the bathroom the whole time is beyond me but whatever) and calls out to him.

While emma m's distracted by pauls arrival, and emma p stabs a broke pool cue into her eye, but instead of blood, a shower of electric sparks comes from here eye (surprise nerds shes an android)

While emma p and paul dash out of there, emma m steals an eye from one of the dead bikers to replace the one that was stabbed, a temporary solution, since the eye is a different color, and then takes the gallon of gasoline in her car (wdym u dont have a gallon of gas in ur car??) and burns down the birdhouse to destroy the evidence.

emma p drags paul to the hotel shes staying at and they each kinda have their own freak out sessions. emma p is this close to getting sexy with a man she met like yesterday but when paul turns her down, the door opens to reveal emma m, with a knife. (how did she find them? short answer: emma is very predictable to emma) a fight breaks out between the two emmas resulting in paul holding the knife.

each of the emmas plead with him. Emma p pleads for her life back, while emma m snips back that she wasnt living it she was running from it, and pulls the "im the woman you fell in love with paul" In the end, paul ends up stabbing a emma to death.

In the next scene, paul, and the emma with mismatched eyes, dump the real emmas body into the water by the nantucket bridge. The two finally sit down and emma explains whats going on, explaining that she's an android from the future, and came here after killing her creators, claiming that "if emma perkins didn't want a synthetic organism made in her likeness, she shouldn't have sold her genetic material to some shady company for $200"

Paul then has a confession of his own to make. He, too, is not Paul. He's paul 23. Apparently ccrp, the company paul works for, stole some spit from a coffee cup of his and has been MASS PRODUCING HIM IN THE BASEMENT FOR YEARS. I- I'm honestly still reeling a bit from that. this isn't some future thing, right now ccrp is making paul clones on a MASS SCALE. Why? to be shipped off to some mining colony on the moon. So 23 raised a revolution, killed the og paul, and took his place. after mentioning ccrp, emdroid mentions that they made her as well. (small world????)

After this they go kill that homeless guy and make out and the episode ends.

Did that give you emotional whiplash? cuz i sure have that. honestly this whole ep, esp the ending, just felt like john mulany going "now we don't have time to unpack all that right now" and this is only story 1. story 2 is a whole other thing. I think the main takeaway is "don't trust shady tech conglomerate's" but that's a bit of a given. Sorry this is so long, I got carried away. Anyway's, I love one (1) funky murder couple who just had their 1st anniversary yesterday (on the 17th)

so uh yeah forever and always huh lads?

Imma add to this as I read:

Hidgens officiates?

"This is a special tool that's gonna help us later!"

This sounds like the start of a 7-Second Riddle™

THE KNIFE EMOJIS A:LKSJFAL:KSJF:LSKAJF

Doesn't matter if its not Beanies, Emma will always be the one true latté hotté

Are you sure this isn't a 7-Second Riddle™?

What the fuck is happening, anymore (she says, knowing for a fact that ze's not gonna get an answer since God forbid any fandom knows what's going on with their respective piece of media)

WHAT TYPE OF HELLO NEIGHBOR FUCKING BULLSHIT IS THIS?!?!?!

Happy anniversary I guess????

Sorry, I'm still kind of hung up on the fact that Hidgens officiated. Uh, what?

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survivor-ingary · 3 years

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Episode 9 - "I GOT A SUPER IDOL AKJSDNKSJANDKJ" - Kenneth

At the last tribal, Toph was voted out. During the past round, Keith found an exile ticket in the idol hunt and is in exile this round. The individual immunity this round is a 'chop the rope' style of Touchy Subjects. It will be followed by an instant tribal council.

ANNA OU- the execution of the vote was an absolute mess this is embarrassing y'all... i'm really starting to not trust ellie more and more considering the way this vote went! the way we were originally gonna vote toph but all this mess led to us flipping votes to brayden, which was a fail cuz he played the idol to himself and not toph LOL and not babs giving the idol to ellie cuz she would've gone home tonight!!!!! thank god the end results were still in our favor, getting rid of toph, but raffy is pissed once again lmao. this twist is very interesting, because i knew ahead of time that keith was gonna poof this round but i played dumb and whateva! it's kind of concerning cuz it might actually be a 4-4 split this time which SCARES ME so the extra vote consideration might be even higher. I really wanna win this Touchy Subjects challenge so the votes don't pile onto me (even though I fully believe it'll be either Dennis or Ellie lol)

my bestie toph just went home and im so sad :( he was literally my closest ally in the game and i am literally sooooo sad that he’s gone. but i did use my idol on myself which ended up being good bc if i didnt i would have gone to jury. just like everything is going wrong for me at this point and im on the bottom pretty much with raffy and anastasia. we needed to flip 2 people to have majority, BUT KEITH LEFT TO EXILE ISLAND AND HE WAS THE MAIN OPTION WE WANTED TO FLIP, so now that leaves kenneth and babs and we have to flip both of them or we are out of here. so we have our work cut out for us, but i really think we can flip babs because like they would just get like 6th place without us, and i just gave i think a pretty good pitch to kenneth so i really hope he considers it and doesn't just run and tell his majority alliance like he did with anastasia. anyways the challenge is touchy subjects and im nervous and i kind of am wishing i voted kenneth for biggest goat but i think i put riley and i regret ut. i hope someone says kenneth as biggest goat or something so it opens his eyes and he realizes he is literally number 4 to a solid 3 and should flip and be number 4 in our not at all solid 3. anyways i really hope i live this round

Captain Exile's log, Entry #58. I have been on exile island for an hour. it seems like forever... my mind is slowing turning into mush. I fondly remember the days I would plot Raffy's demise. Those days now seem like a lifetime ago.

I wonder why the 3 time keeping hosts have forsaken to this island, making me a fool by calling it a vacation. I also will never forgive them for not having an exile island hidden immunity idol. I should have asked Jay to send her cat to keep me company. . opportunity missed.

my favorite hobby is writing checks i can't cash

raffy realllllllly seems to trust me

babs realllllllllyyyy trusts me

ellie reallllllllly trusts me

kenneth realllllyyyyyy trusts me

keith reallllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy trusts me and i trust him right back

a+b do not trust me so im gonna have fun with this.

i love that idols just naturally attract themselves to ellie.

i love that keith and i are doing an amazing job as undercover kings and it makes me laugh that raffy completely believes that keith is perfectly in his back pocket. king of delusion.

i stirred up a lot of paranoia but its believable that ellie is the one thats mainly on dat.

excited for touchy subjects would love to win

I'm too nice for orgs. I reload video games when I accidentally select the mean dialogue options because I don't want to hurt any character's feewings. Which... is NOT the same as genuinely thinking everyone is a pleasant person.

Well, as the only person playing this live challenge sort of "remotely" ahead of time I feel like I'm in a really weird position. I guess I'll wake up tomorrow to... something? A clusterfuck most likely.

Brayden round 9 is already over but im pretending im writing this while its round nine

hey everybody its round 9. i played my idol to save myself which was so cool but im sad that i had to do it bc now im really vulrunable and have no protection in this world. my only alliance left is anastasia and raffy and i dont even know if i can actually trust raffy bc he just voted toph off, but like i have no other options. also i jut realized i thimk i actually did send a confessional this round but its ok. the challenge is touchy subjects and i know i have pretty much no chance of winning but i hope i get asked whos a goat so i can say kenneth and maybe he’ll flip. the plan is to go for riley this round since they arent a huge player and hopefulyl anyoen who flips would be fine voting them. i really really really hope tonight isnt a hands up tribal bc that would be really bad ;)

GUESS. FUCKING (freaking for the kids). WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT A SUPER IDOL AKJSDNKSJANDKJSANDJKNASKJDNAKSJ I HONESTLY ALMOST LOST HOPE ON GETTING SOMETHING FROM THE SHOPS AT THIS POINT... The only other time I got something from the shop was my first ever purchase which led to an extra vote! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE because I feel like I have more options moving forward now, and I can make risky, but game-changing moves!! I will absolutely be saving the super idol as much as I can, hello?!?!?! I wanna make it to FTC so bad and ensure my spot in Final 5, so I just have to hold on until then!!!

soooo who's callin' me the fourth wheel to Ellie, Dennis, and Riley? oh? it's Brayden? okay king, step up then <3

holy fuck I hope I can explain this mess to Brayden kljfjkdlsahjkb WHY AM I LIKE THIS

Who is that girl I see?

Staring straight back at me

When will my reflection show

Who I am inside

I was completely over Toph's vote out. Like, it just is another demonstration of my "allies" not trusting me. They thought that I told Toph all about the plan to vote him instead of Brayden. They think I ratted to Anastasia and Brayden about the whole deal. It was incredibly frustrating to wake up from a nap with my allies not trusting them. And then they wanted me to vote for Brayden which would have landed Ellie in the jury house. Like, the plan was perfect, but Dennis, Babs, and Ellie just talked themselves into a paranoid mess. After the vote, I managed to talk myself into the good graces of Brayden and Anastasia after voting out Toph. What I said was "If y'all still want to work together, I'm down, but I didn't necessarily trust Toph. Additionally, I was approached like last minute to vote him because of Ellie's idol (they told me about it just before the vote). And I didn't want Brayden to go (didn't know about your idol)." They seemed to buy it?

I went on call with Dennis afterwards and basically asked for Riley to get voted out this round because they are Ellie's immoveable ally. They will never want to work with me. That's dangerous. It could give Ellie a lot of power in this game. Dennis seemed to agree. I also realize that Dennis has a crystal clear view of my game. He knows the type of game I am playing. That scares me. I need to play this game with the knowledge he can turn on me at any time.

My current position is in the middle. I am working with the heads of both sides in this game. I am working with Ellie, Dennis, and Babs on one side. And Anastasia and Brayden on the other. Kenneth is on the Ellie side, but I think my avenues with him are currently closed. What's the most frustrating is that Anastasia and Brayden are so misted by Babs that they can't see that they are LYING. Straight to their faces! Talking about wanting to be allies. Like, I need them not to spill to Babs about anything cause then I would be exposed.

Pray for me y'all.

Kenneth uh this tribal was... literally not in our favor at all... riley was gone the whole time and we didn't throw raffy under our bus when we should have... rip well riley wasnt in my end game plan anyways but its still pretty unfortunate to not have them around for the next couple of votes... i wouldve pitched for raffy harder but it didn't even matter because riley already submitted the vote for brayden :/// just a lil' unfair but it's SURVIVOR i guess!

Keith I woke up to a surprise. I was expecting to be another day on this island but it wasnt to be... This was a round came with a surprise tribal after the challenge. So yayyyy me.... bye bye Exile.

#episodes

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