#and i just went ’just say you hate hawaii pizza’

[destinyc1020]

Yeah, Tom likes to work out but he doesn't like to have to follow the strict regimen needed to be bulky. He also talked about during FFH press when he said his body looked better in HOCO even though he was bulkier in FFH because it's easier to look shredded when you are not bulky. I still remember some fans complaining that he didn't look shredded when he went to Hawaii in January 2019, saying that Tom needed to get back in the gym. Many young male actors develop body dysmorphia issues due to the need to look so muscular. Zac Efron has talked about this and how happy he was when he didn't have to eat just grilled skinless chicken breast and steamed broccoli and could eat a slice of pizza or a bowl of pasta

Yeah, Tom likes to work out but he doesn't like to have to follow the strict regimen needed to be bulky. He also talked about during FFH press when he said his body looked better in HOCO even though he was bulkier in FFH because it's easier to look shredded when you are not bulky.

Yep, I remember Tom saying that! He didn't have time to shred his body for FFH, so he didn't feel like he looked his best in that film.

I personally thought his body looked fine?? But I guess we're all harder on ourselves.... 🤷🏾‍♀️

I still remember some fans complaining that he didn't look shredded when he went to Hawaii in January 2019, saying that Tom needed to get back in the gym. Many young male actors develop body dysmorphia issues due to the need to look so muscular. Zac Efron has talked about this and how happy he was when he didn't have to eat just grilled skinless chicken breast and steamed broccoli and could eat a slice of pizza or a bowl of pasta

Yea, I HATE when fans do stuff like that, because it's so not helpful OR kind. 😔

I don't think fans realize just how much hard WORK and dedication it takes for these actors to totally transform their bodies to look a certain way for a particular role. And usually, they're not given that much time to do it either, so they're usually only given a few months to totally change their bodies, and that can be rough! I remember Taylor Lautner saying also that he ended up having some body image issues after he had played the role of Jacob in the "Twilight" series (who's all super buff and muscular) and then him not being able to maintain that insane type of body 24/7, and fans being really hard on him for it. 😔 He ended up going through a bit of depression.

FF to Min. 18:30..... Taylor starts talking about how men struggle with body image issues as well, and how being in the Twilight franchise led to him struggling with that and mental health issues...along with the insane expectations fans had of him and his body. 😔

I don't think fans realize how much what they say online can really hurt some actors feelings and make them feel insecure. 😭

[justsayun]

Pizza Problems

I know all marriages run into rough patches from time to time.  It could be something like money problems to differences in how to deal with the children.  Heck at one point the wife and I locked horns about this little Hula Dancing Dashboard Doll that I picked up at a yard sale and displayed in our car.  Just looking at her bouncing around made me smile.  Well, my wife hated it.  She was hula dancing for two weeks and then surprisingly I found her in a kitchen drawer.  My wife said she was putting her foot down about that little Hula Girl in the grass skirt who loved to dance.  To be honest to this day I get a little sad when I watch NCIS Hawaii.  Let's be honest we wouldn't appreciate the sunny days as much if we didn't have a few storms once in a while. Well, the wife and I have come upon something that is causing tension in our home.  The weird thing is this was something that I thought made our marriage stronger and now it's causing tension between us.  I can sum it all up in one word.  Pizza!  We used to go out as a family and get a couple of pizzas and laugh and share about our day.  Now as soon as we go to order I start to get that feeling like when the dentist is getting ready to give ya a novocaine shot.  I like cheese and pepperoni and I'm fine.  You want a couple of mushrooms on it or some tomatoes, even green peppers.  You do what makes you happy.  I can live with it. (I'm a pleaser.)  The kids have the same attitude about our pizza.  But over the past year, my wife's topping & cooking demands for her pizza have gone off the rail.  My children even look at me with hopeless expressions as they hear what their mom demands on the pizza.  We used to order two pizzas to enjoy as a family.   We still order two but only one the three of us enjoy and my wife demands her unusual pizza that no one will touch but her.  She'll have two slices and no one will touch the rest. (She'll say to her massive amount of leftover pizza.  "Honey, we'll take it home and you can take it to work for lunch tomorrow."  )  That's not gonna happen.  My dog even sticks her nose up in the air when offered a slice of my wife's pizza.  We went out the other night for pizza and as the waitress took our order my wife told her she wanted her pizza well done.  The waitress replied; "Oh don't worry we do all our pizzas really well.  My wife goes "No I want my pizza well done, as in I want the bottom of it cooked to where it's almost burned.  I want a crisp bite on my pizza."  The poor waitress was woozy as she left our table.  I asked my wife if every time we order pizza now it has to be a production.  I just want a simple cheese and pepperoni pizza.  I do not want a cauliflower crust.  No jalapenos, no goat cheese.  Please no sprouts or leafy things on the pizza.  Pizza should bring us closer not push us apart.  I've always believed pizza is the food of love and togetherness.  I've always thought that in the Garden of Eden if Eve would have had the option of a slice of pizza or the apple, she'd have taken the pizza.  My wife and I for our first date had pizza.  A plain cheese and pepperoni.  That's where the magic all started.  The other night when we were eating pizza and she had her crazy topping pizza I just looked at her and thought where is my cheese and pepperoni lady love at?  I'm hoping this is just a phase.  My children won't join me with an intervention because their mom spoils them too much so even though they agree with me they will not do anything to mess up the gravy train they have with their mother.  So as of right now I'm being patient praying my lady will eventually regain her pizza sanity.  But to help me through this tough time my Hula Dancing Dashboard Doll is going back up in the car.  

#pizza #pizza toppings #marriage problems #waitress #pizza order #sunny days #dashboard hula girl #husband and wife issues #weird pizza toppings

[pappydaddy]

get to know me better

tag 10 (or 4 if you're like me) people you wanna know better

thank you for the tag lovely @purple-flamingo ! i was just thinking about how much i missed doing tag games!

relationship status: single and not ready to mingle

favourite colour: earthy colours (forest green/safe/browns/reds/etc.), lilac, and other flowery colours

favourite food: dill pickles, spinach pizza (a specific frozen pizza brand tho) and cheese pizza (with mozzarella) both with ranch (don’t knock them before you try them - i know they are weird)

song suck in my head: earlier: spider-man cartoon theme song ; at the moment: good looking by suki waterhouse

the last thing you googled: when is the next full moon

time: 2:04 in the morning (when making this)

dream trip: california then a nice tropical place like hawaii if the tourism industry would stop ruining sacred lands and bulldozing nature, and then scotland (for multiple weeks). also, bc

last thing you read: the love hypothesis

last book you enjoyed reading: the love hypothesis

last book you hated reading: people we meet on vacation (it is taking me so long to get through the book, idk why bc it’s a good book), novella i was forced to read for a class that the format made it very confusing to read - good meaning and story that was being told tho, and the tempest (one of my least favourite shakespeare plays)

favourite thing to cook/bake: cook - I make this really good mushroom dish (yum), sloppy joes, dill pickle grilled cheese, and a really good bbq chicken wrap with naan bread for the wrap ; bake - pastries/anything where i work with yeast, blueberry muffins

most niche hate/dislike: cherrys/cherry flavouring - i had medicine when i was a kid that was cherry flavoured and it made my tongue and throat numb so now when i taste cherrys/cherry flavouring, it feels like my tongue and throat are numb ; golf carts - i will not be elaborating, no further questions regarding the matter at this time please (read it as an official saying this)

opinions on circuses: uh, never went to one, never plan to go to one. just not my cup of tea.

do you have a sense of direction: a little. i can navigate the woods and i can navigate if i have been to the place before, but i get lost easily when driving in the city

d&d character: do not play bc i have nobody to start playing with (also cannot afford another thing to be obsessed with and co-dependant on)

no pressure tags lovelies! @i-always-come-back-xoxo | @k-k0129 | @diademsandtiaras | @alistair-strange

#get to know me #about pappydaddy

[gaycousinlarry]

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#i just realized…. #pizzas might not be called the same things in other countries??? #like…. #everyone on here hating on pineapple on pizza #and i just went ’just say you hate hawaii pizza’ #and… #i’ve never heard an american CALL A PIZZA BY NAME!? #!?!? #you’re always like ‘i like pepperoni/ham/mushroom pizza’ #i’m… #g do j ja fug this is so stupid but… #👀

[luke-patterson-owns-my-soul]

Kiss Me

Charlie Gillespie x Reader

Title: Kiss Me

Words: 1593

Summary: Charlie’s back from Hawaii and providing social media with all the content.

Requested: No. I had to write this after that video of Charlie singing in the bath tub…

TW: Implications of sexual intercourse, mostly the reader getting frustrated by Charlie being Charlie.

Author’s notes: I just wanted to write a bit of domesticity between Charlie and the reader, and thanks to all the content we got from him the other day, this kinda just fell into place. I hope you like it. - also, a little shout out to @dream-a-little-bigger-x​ because she’s been giving us some AMAZING fic content, and she isn’t feeling to great today. I hope this helps a little, Nele.

Three weeks without being able to see Charlie in the flesh had been hard. Yeah, he’d posted photos and videos while he’d been away in Hawaii with his castmates and Kenny, but it wasn’t the same. Neither were the intimate FaceTime calls the two of you shared pretty much daily. Nothing beat being able to wrap your arms around him, to feel the warmth of his skin against yours, to smell the scent that was intrinsically him. Yeah, you’d missed him like crazy.

Checking your watch, again, before checking the arrivals board you leaned up against the wall behind you waiting for his flight to disembark the plane and make their way through to the arrivals lounge. You scrolled through your Instagram feed, checking out what people had been tagging your boyfriend in, amazed by the talent of his fans. More than anything, you wanted to share them, but as no one knew about you, you couldn’t. It was a good thing you ran a semi-popular fan account that you could do it all from, and your story was full of amazing artwork and song covers. As far as your followers knew, you were just another fangirl.

You were so engrossed in the pictures on the screen in front of you, you didn’t hear Charlie approaching you, didn’t know he was right in front of you until grabbed you by the waist, making you squeal in shock and almost drop your phone.

“Oh my God, Charlie. You scared me.” You laughed, flinging your arms around his neck, breathing him in. 

“I would say I’m sorry, but my mom taught me that lying makes my nose grow and my tongue fall out. And I don’t think you’d want that.” He teased after placing a quick kiss on your lips.

“Well, no. But it would be quieter around the apartment.” Your response made him pull away and pout. “What? Am I lying?”

“I thought you loved me.” If he hadn’t been grinning like the loveable idiot he was, you would have believed his offended tone of voice was real.

“Oh, you know I adore you. Shall we go home?” as you slide your phone into your pocket, you take hold of his hand and lead him out to the parking lot where his car is parked. “Do you want to drive, or shall I?”

“You, please.” You know he’s not the most confident of flyers, so you understand his need to chill for a while before he’s at full Gillespie – a term you coined not long after the two of you met and he was his usual ‘constant overdrive’ self. He was always moving, doing something with his hands, or exploring. Charlie Gillespie didn’t do bored or sitting still very well.

Once you’re back at the apartment you share Charlie sets about unpacking his case, dumping his clothes in the washer straight away. It always strikes you how domestic he is. You’re not the best at remembering to do stuff, but he always manages to catch what you miss.

“Have you got to go to work?” he asks you as he leans up against the counter while you prepare some food for the two of you. You work at a TV studio, but the show you work on is on a break so your hours are more flexible than they would be normally.

“No, I’m all yours for a couple of days.” Your words make him grin before he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you in for a kiss.

Your kiss had led to more of an intimate reunion which led you both to your bedroom for most of the day. By the time you emerged, it was almost dark outside and the food you’d been preparing needed to be tossed in the trash. You couldn’t complain though because you’d been able to show Charlie just how much you’d missed him.

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After the insanity that was Charlie’s delivery from and subsequent live with Madison’s dad, you now had a billboard poster partially unfolded in your bedroom. Naturally, because he was often a child in an adult’s body, Charlie had been like a kid at Christmas when he’d been allowed to open the box. Off camera, he’d been able to slide the parcel that had been included with your name on – Mr. Reyes had so kindly included a hoodie for you which you were now wearing while you stared at the space around you in horror.

“Charlie, babe. Did you have to open it in here? You heard what he said, it took up their entire back yard. Our bedroom is like a shoebox.”

“Yeah, I kinda got carried away. Sorry.” Leaning over, so he wouldn’t rip the poster, he planted a kiss on your lips.

“Well, don’t expect me to help you fold it back up.” With a grin, you turned on your heel and flounced out of the room to post screenshots from the live to your fan account. Only Charlie knew about it and had followed you early on. Eventually, after hearing him swearing and falling over, you went in and helped him fold the damn thing up. It took a ridiculous amount of time, but it was soon back in the box ready to be transported to Canada in Charlie’s car when the both of you went back for Christmas.

Exhausted, you flopped onto the couch and decided to order in some food rather than cook. But first, you took a sweaty selfie and sent it to Madison.

I love your dad, but please don’t let him send us anymore billboard posters. It took two hours to get it back in the damn box.

Her reply was instant.

Dad never expected him to unfold the thing. Love to you both. She wasn’t wrong. Only the man you adored would have ever done that, and live on the internet too. Shaking your head, you ordered pizza.

“Babe, I need a favor.” Charlie spoke as he tidied up the pizza boxes and soda cans from your dinner, making you groan. You were still exhausted, and now a little bloated. All you wanted to do was to slouch and watch a movie, curled up in Charlie’s arms.

“What?”

“Help me set up my phone in the bathroom.” That got your attention.

“Er… why?”

He scratched at the back of his head, a sheepish look on his beautiful face that was covered in the stubble you adored.

“I want to do a couple of videos.”

“And you have to do it now? Haven’t you done enough today?” you close your eyes as you lean your head on the back of the couch. You sense Charlie standing behind you, and when you open your eyes again, he’s looking down at you, the puppy dog eyes in force. Even upside down, he knows what they do to you. “I hate you, did you know that?” you tell him affectionately. With a grin, he bends over and captures your lips in a searing kiss.

“I promise, I’ll make it up to you.” With a chuckle, he runs his jaw along yours, knowing the roughness of his stubble is a huge turn on for you.

“Yes, yes you will.” You pull away and stand up. The sooner you get this done, the sooner the two of you can snuggle, and the sooner you can claim your owed favor.

Grabbing the car keys from the sideboard, you head down to the car to get the phone holder. You figure the suction cup works on the car’s windscreen, so should work on the glass screen. When you get back into the apartment, Charlie’s changed clothes and has his guitar in his hand.

“Remind me why you can’t do this from the couch?” you ask, walking into the bathroom. It’s tiny and you know Charlie’s going to regret his decision, but when he mumbles about acoustics you keep your mouth shut. Trying to change his mind when it’s made up is nigh on impossible.

You manage to secure the phone holder to the shower screen you’d cleaned that morning, pull it across the tub, and leave the small space.

“All ready for you, maestro.” You call out as you enter the lounge. Charlie stands up, kisses you and disappears into the bathroom. You fully plan on putting the TV on, choosing a random Hallmark Christmas movie to watch, and wait for him to finish, but when you hear his clear voice singing what he knows is one of your favorite Ed Sheeran songs, you can help but go and stand at the end of the tub and watch him morph from Charlie your doofus boyfriend to Charlie the star.

You watch him, with a smile on your face, as he records a video for his Instagram reel, messing it up a couple of times and having to restart a few times, making you laugh.

“If you can’t be quiet, you’re gonna have to leave.” He scolds you without any anger in his voice.

“I’ll behave. For now.” You wink at him as he starts to record again. Once he’s done, he says he wants to do one more, slightly longer for his Tiktok account.

“Last try, because my leg’s falling asleep.” He speaks into the camera once it’s recording.

I’m in love now

Kiss me like you wanna be loved

Wanna be loved, wanna be loved,

Wanna be loved, yeah

As he sings, he looks up, catching your eye and smiling. In that moment, you fall in love with him all over again.

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[jinpanman]

mai out here living her main character life 😌 we love to see it 😌

i am living vicariously through you and it’s bringing me so much joy to see your little updates every now and then

Ommgggg thanks;w; the mc life is so stressful tho omfg i am not built for this

should i tell you some cute things about vegan boy?<3

He let me take control of the music in the car 😍

He says "stooop" in this super cute whiny voice when i tease him about something

He walked around all new years eve day with me with a bloody ankle and never complained once (i didn't even know until the day after!😭 i felt so bad)

We shared all the food and all the drinks. Don't mind me as i go a lil delulu over all the indirect kisses hahaha (I FORGOT TO ADD BUT HIS BOTTOM LIP CAUGHT AGAINST MY FINGER WHEN HE WENT IN TO EAT THE BURGER I WAS HOLDING UP FOR HIM JSHDJSJDKS I ALMOST DIED)

He loves chocolate and hates seafood (didn't like it even before he became vegan) -- i chose the right man lol

HE LIKES TO DRIVE. Oh god. You have no idea how happy i am about this lol when i tell you liking to drive & not liking seafood are two of the top criteria for the man i end to marrying..... i got my eyes on him!!!🤣

He's super considerate of my fruit allergy 🥺 (which isn't even a big deal for me i just suffer through it bc people like fruit. HE SAID "I CAN LIVE WITHOUT FRUIT" UNPROMPTED (i'm sorry bby but i can't give up meat for u)

He thinks koi fish are cute (I do not)

He sucks at taking pictures lol

He joked about us & some friends going to hawaii for 2 weeks. I told him everyone's gonna leave him after week 1 and he said "You're staying with me!" (and then amended himself by adding on [friend here lol] 🤣)

He also sucks at singing but it's really cute when he sings lol

He sang me 2 seconds of this one hmong love song that translates to "pretty girl you're the one i like the most" AAAHHHHH

He's really easy to talk to. Like it's just so easy

He bought me this penguin pen case he saw me eyeing in a stationary shop 🥺🥺🥺

He let me shop in that store for however long i wanted to 🥺 and didn't mind waiting in line with me

He texts me about things we talked about. Like this hotel i told him i would not be able to afford bc it looked expensive. He actually looked it up a few days later and told me i was right (😍 love a man who knows when a woman is right)

He offered to take me to a shop across the street just for the bathroom bc the one in the restaurant we were eating in was really gross

He stole his cousin's clothes (bc his house was too far away) to come eat lunch with my family

Literally everyone i know loves him

He does this thing where he sniffs a lot

He's tall

He always offers to take me home after a hangout even though 1) my cousin's always around to take me home and 2)he lives on the complete opposite side of town where i was staying

Vegan pizza

He made sure to get me boba during our nye trip (i forgot all about it lol but he didn't 🥺)

He is so innocently optimistic about things that I'm so drained from. It's kind of refreshing

He gels his hair and it looks so good

He has a nice happy trail

He fed me a lot 🥺

He sat next to me at church 🥺🥺 apparently when i moved from my spot to talk with family and he didn't see me he sat somewhere else but when i moved back to my original spot so did he

(Story time: before service, some old lady behind us "whisper" asked a friend if we just got married lloooolllll and our friends being her usual self, she was all "oh nooo they just started talking! They're not married yet."💀💀 there is no way he didn't hear that either omfg and yes we both pretended we didn't hear that lol)

He also fed my family 🥺 like wtf 🥺 heart eyes 🥺

He's really cute

HE LIKES KPOP

HE DOESN'T JUDGE ME FOR KPOP bc he is also in this blackhole with me!!!!

Tbh I'm not used to having a guy "chase after" me. Bc I'm usually the one who initiates things. So him going for all these things (INCLUDING THE BTS CLUBBING EVENT OMG) to be with me makes me not know what to do with myself lololol

Ok. I should stop now lol this got really long oops

#a-noona-mous #mai got mail

[lovelucybradford]

I Pretend You’re Mine-2

Chapter Two: We Learn to Live with the Pain (Mosaic Broken Hearts)

Masterlist

A/N: Thanks so much for all of your support on Chapter One. I’m so excited that you love it as much as I do! Please let me know if you’d like to be added to the tag list for this story. Also, not sure how I feel about this one. Be warned: I hate Jennifer Blake.

Derek and Rose’s ‘engagement’ was supposed to stay a secret between the four of them. So, naturally, all of her friends knew about it. Even if she tried (and she really, really wanted to) Rosalie couldn’t push the thought of the upcoming ruse to the back of her mind. Her friends wouldn’t let her.

It started out innocently enough. A ‘Hey Rosie, Derek looks hot, don’t you think’ here or a ‘Friends to lovers is the best, right Rosalie’ there. Rosalie was used to it. Ever since she returned to Beacon Hills and became close with all of Lydia’s friends, who had somehow become Derek’s in the span of years, they’d been relentless with their teasing of Derek and her.

The joking she could handle.

It was when they used Rosalie’s feelings for Derek for their own amusement that it really started to bug her.

Wednesday had been the day from hell. It all started in Rosalie’s first period class. One of her more bold students, captain of the lacrosse team, had greeted her not with his normal, ‘What up, Miss H?’. No, the boy strutted right in, stopped at her desk, and said, ‘How’s it going, Mrs. Hale?’ with a shit-eating grin. Alex Layhue was normally the last to arrive to class, right before the late bell rang, so, of course, all of Rose’s other students had heard him. And began to refer to her as Mrs. Hale. Which had spread like wildfire, and then all of the kids called Rosalie by Derek’s surname.

 It only stopped once she’d threatened detention. By the time eighth period was over, Rosalie was fuming and ready to stomp right out onto the lacrosse field to give her good friend, Assistant Lacrosse Coach Scott McCall, a piece of her mind. Instead, Rosalie raced out the door as soon as she was allowed to leave, forgoing her normal after-school visit to Derek’s classroom.

Rosalie’d reached her apartment, eternally thankful that the shitshow was over, when she had spotted it: a poorly taped rose on the front door, with a sign next to it. A rather crude sign.

Congrats on the D(erek). Love, Isaac. The words were bad enough. Isaac had to go and include a rather accurate drawing of Derek as a, um, d.

She had ripped the sign off the front door, threw it into the wastebasket under the kitchen sink, then punched the damned thing a few more times for good measure.

Then, Rose had called and screamed at Isaac. She couldn’t remember what was said in her anger, but Rosalie knew that a few choice words were thrown in, along with ‘obscene’, ‘tasteless’ and ‘terrible friend’.

Isaac showed up at the woman’s front door an hour after the ‘conversation’ holding a bottle of wine in one hand and takeout in another, a guilty smile on his face. Rosalie forgave him. Eventually.

That night, she’d had a very vivid dream about Derek’s dick. Rosalie woke up the next morning, covered in sweat, and knew that if she saw Derek she would spontaneously combust, and, well, other things that she didn’t want to even ponder.

So, Rosalie spent the rest of the week eating lunch in her car, leaving right after the final bell, and basically avoiding her best friend at all costs.

Until today. Rosalie had been waiting all week to watch this movie, and she would be damned if the deafening bang of construction across the street from her apartment building would keep her from Peter Kavinsky.

The door to the loft slid open, and Derek sauntered in, hands full with grocery bags. He paused at the sight of Rosalie, his face contorted in disgust.

“Get that shit off my TV!” he grumbled.

Rosalie paused the movie, looking up at him with a sharp glare. “It is not shit, Derek Sebastian Hale. It is romance. You wouldn’t know romance if it bit you in the ass.”

Derek scoffed. “Oh yeah? Remember, my senior year, when I showed up in front of my ex’s house all John Hughes-like and quoted Shakespeare at her like a total douche?”

“Mmm, yeah. And that went over swimmingly, didn’t it, Romeo? I specifically remember having to clean the cut on your forehead from the rock that she threw at you.” Rosalie snorted.

 Derek ignored her, hauling the bags into the kitchen and shoving items into cabinets. Rose joined him, grabbing a bag of refrigerated foods. As she pulled out the milk, a slip of paper flittered to the ground. She reached down to grab it, stopping short when she found that a phone number was written on the back of the receipt.

“Elena Soto gave you her phone number?” Rosalie asked Derek.

Damn. Rosalie suspected that Elena was after Derek since the day that the new Spanish teacher started at BHHS. Two weeks ago. Girl had game, Rosalie gave her that.

Derek put down the box of noodles in his hand and scratched the back of his neck, looking everywhere but at his friend. Rosalie could see a hint of pink on his cheekbones and wondered if the man had actually gotten a sunburn after years of making fun of her for her lobster-tone skin in the summertime.

“Yeah. She, uh, asked me out to dinner next Saturday night.”

Rosalie straightened herself back up and busied with putting food in the fridge. She feigned nonchalance, asking, “And what did you say?”

“I told her thank you, but I’ll be in Hawaii… with you.”

The woman hid her smug smile in the inside of the refrigerator. Serves Elena right. “I thought you’d forgotten. Since you haven’t, you know, even brought it up since Disneyland.”

“I didn’t forget. And it’s not like you brought it up, either.”

True. Rosalie was avoiding that discussion like the plague. She knew that she’d be able to pull of fake fiancée. She’d had feelings for Derek that were successfully repressed since she was sixteen. But Derek… he’d made it very clear that he felt nothing more than familial love towards Rosalie. How could he convincingly play madly in love with her?

“I’m sorry I cockblocked your hot date with Senorita Soto,” Rose confessed, tone sounding more harsh than intended.

“Rosalie.”

She pulled her head out of the fridge and shut the door. The BB-8 magnet her  niece bought him at Disney was displayed proudly towards the top. Rosalie studied it as an excuse to not look at Derek, lest he catch onto her jealousy.

She was losing her touch. Rosalie had built an excellent poker face over the years, and she let her friends’ suggestions and one bold woman break it. Rose had to up her game.

“Rosalie, you know I didn’t mean it like that. It’s why I didn’t bring Elena up. You’re my best friend. You know I’d do anything for you.”

Rosalie smiled deviously up at him, all thoughts of Elena Soto gone and replaced again with Peter Kavinsky. “Does that include watching my romcom?”

Derek rolled his eyes with a playful smile. He eventually gave in after Rose told him she would buy them a pizza.

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 Rosalie tried to enjoy the movie, but one thought plagued her mind like some annoyingly catchy song.

 Fake dating contract. It was so cringey she didn’t want to bring it up. But she did anyways.

 “Hey Derek? This sounds so stupid, but since you and I are two adults playing pretend, don’t you think you and I should, you know, come up with rules for our charade?” Rosalie shoved pizza in her face to distract herself from any comment that would come next.

Derek laughed. “Yeah, ok, Lara Jean Comey.”

“It’s Covey, not Comey… and I’m serious, Der. You and I have both been shit on by our significant others. Don’t you think it would be good for us to come up with some kind of guidelines, so this doesn’t get out of hand and neither of us get hurt?”

Derek sighed, putting his plate down on the coffee table and giving Rosalie his full attention. “Yeah, I guess you’re right.”

Rosalie bit her lip, thinking. When she came up with nothing, she asked, “Do you have any dealbreakers?”

“I’m not making Drew jealous,” he swiftly announced.

Rosalie’s eyes shot up to his. “I’m not in love with Drew anymore, so there’s no need to make him jealous.”

“Thank God. What about you?”

She ignored the former comment. Rose did have a dealbreaker. She knew it would sound totally prudish on her end, but Rosalie knew her limits.

“No… No kissing.”

“What do you mean no kissing? Like, I can’t kiss you at all, or no tongue? Because I sure as hell know that we won’t be believable if I can’t kiss you.”

“And how would you know that?”

Derek pursed his lips. “I remember having an in-depth conversation with your brother about how gross you and Drew were together.”

Rosalie gaped at him. “And you didn’t stick your tongue down Jennifer’s throat at your engagement party?! It was like witnessing some messed-up porno. And, in my defense, Drew initiated every public—”

“I did not have my tongue down Jen’s throat!”

“Then why did Laura tell you two to get a room?”

Derek scowled. “Moving on…”

“Ok, rule 1: yes, to kissing. No tongue.” Rose ticked on her finger. “Two, no checking out other women. Like, at all.”

“You think I would do that when I’m engaged? I’m not a total dick.”

“I know that Derek. I’m just saying, when you were younger—”

“When I was younger. I’ve matured a lot since I was eighteen.”

She smacked his shoulder playfully. “You sure about that, Mr. I-throw-a-tantrum-every-time-I-lose-to-Scott-at-pool?”

“Shut up.”

“You can’t deny it, Hale. I know you too well… anything else to add?”

“No sex,” Derek said so suddenly that Rosalie about fell out of her spot on the couch.

“I…” She started, but couldn’t formulate a sentence, so she just nodded her agreement.

They sat in silence for a while, Rosalie processing what the hell happened.

“Let me warn you now. I don’t know how to be a good fiancé,” Derek added so softly that Rosalie might have missed it if she wasn’t so in tune with him.

“Derek…” She looked up to meet his green eyes, full of turmoil, of ghosts of past hurts. A haunted look that Rosalie knew too well. Only because she wore it too, late at night when she was alone with her demons.

Rosalie’s heart broke for him, and she pulled him into a hug. Derek was rarely vulnerable, preferring to keep those emotions locked tight. Rosalie was thankful that he opened himself up enough to let her see that side of him.

“You were a good fiancé, Der. It wasn’t your fault, that it ended. Jennifer was a bitch… I knew she wasn’t good for you,” Rosalie whispered into his shoulder, squeezing him tight so he knew that she meant every word.

Derek’s hot breath fanned over Rose’s neck as he spoke. “Then why didn’t you tell me?”

She pulled away from him, leaving her hands on his shoulders. Rosalie set him with an unimpressed look. “Would you have listened?”

Derek shook his head, a small smile overtaking the once hard line of his lips. “Nah, probably not.”

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#derek hale #derek hale fluff #tyler hoechlin #derek hale x reader #teen wolf

[mldrgrl]

prompt: Mulder and Scully being competitive with each other over silly things - Jeopardy? solving the case before the end of an episode of some sort of forensic crime show? how many slices of pizza they can eat? a board game? etc.

Loved this one, Anon, thank you so much.  And I was in the mood to whip up something humorous.  Went to sleep last night thinking about it.

Half and Half

by: mldrgrl Rating: PG

“I’m dying to get out of this suit,” Scully says.  “Give me ten minutes and then we can go through the report?”

“I’ll leave the connecting door unlocked,” Mulder says as they exit their rental car and head to the doors to their rooms.  “Come over when you’re done and we’ll order in.”

She sighs in relief as she kicks off her heels at the door.  She tosses her blazer to the side, unbuttons her shirt, and loosens her skirt.  She clips her hair back, washes her face, and changes into a pair of sweats and a t-shirt.

File folders under her arm, she taps lightly on the connecting door before she pushes it open.  Mulder is sitting at the edge of the bed, tie off and buttons undone at the neck.  His shirtsleeves are rolled up and he’s yelling at the TV.

“What is Mork & Mindy!” he yells.  “Mork and Mindy, you idiots.  Everyone knows ‘nanu nanu.’”

“We were looking for, ‘What is Mork & Mindy?’” Alex Trebeck says.

“Obviously,” Mulder says.  “How did you people even get on the show?”

“What are you doing?” Scully asks.

“Playing Jeopardy.”

“TV Catchphrases for $400, Alex.”

“Book ‘em, Danno.”

“What is Hawaii 5-0,” Mulder yells, just as Scully says, “Hawaii 5-0.”

Mulder makes the sound of a buzzer.  “You have to answer in the form of a question, Scully, or it doesn’t count.”

“I still knew the answer.”

“You mean, the question.”

“Do you want to debate the semantics of Jeopardy or go over the reports?”

“Sure, sure.”

“Let’s try Shakespeare Who Said it? for $200.”

“Double double, toil and trouble.”

“Who are the witches?” Mulder answers.

“Who are the three witches of Macbeth,” Scully says at the same time.

“Who is Macbeth?” answers the first contestant to ring in.

“Oh, come on,” Scully says.  “You can’t be that dumb.”

“Right?”

“Not quite what we’re looking for,” Alex answers.  Finally, the second contestant answers correctly.

“Shakespeare Who Said It for $300.”

“I prithee daughter do not make me mad.”

“Baptista, maybe,” Mulder answers.  “Who is Baptista?”

“No, who is King Lear?” Scully disagrees.

“Who is King Lear?”

“Who is, King Lear.  Act 2, scene 4, referring to Goneril.  And that will lead us to our first commercial break.  More to come after these words from our sponsors.”

“I should’ve known that one,” Mulder says, scooting over to make room for Scully on the bed.  “$600 to $500, I’m winning.”

“How do you figure that?”

“You lost Hawaii 5-0 to incorrect phrasing.”

“You didn’t establish the rules.  $600 to $900, I’m winning.”

“I didn’t have to establish anything, those are the inherent rules of Jeopardy.  Everybody knows that.”

“Mulder, I’m here to go over these reports,” Scully answers, holding up the file folders that have been tucked under her arm the whole time.  She is still standing.

“How about a little wager?”

“On what?”

“Winner orders the pizza of their choice, loser pays.”

“Come on, Mulder.”

“You don’t think you can beat me?”

“No, I know I can beat you.  I just want to get this review done so I can go to bed.”

“Scully, it’s 7 o’clock.  The review can wait.  Unless you’re just chicken.”

“Very mature.”

“Triple dog dare you?”

Scully held her hand out as though to shake Mulder’s.  “We start with a clean slate going in from the commercial and we make our own wagers on Double Jeopardy questions.”

“I’ll keep score!”  Mulder leaves Scully’s handshake hanging in the breeze and jumps up to grab the complimentary pad of paper and pen on the motel desk, which she snatches from him as soon as he comes back to sit down.

“I’ll keep score,” she says.

“You are the math geek.”

They sit through contestant bios and Alex Trebek’s vaguely sarcastic comments on the tidbits they’ve chosen to share with the audience.  When the game starts back up again, there are two answers left in Shakespeare Who Said It? and every answer available in Civil War Nicknames, The Old West, and American Folklore.

Unsurprisingly, Mulder dominates the folklore category, but they tie for two answers.  They both struggle with The Old West more than Civil War Nicknames, but the answers there are easier to decipher within the clues.  Mulder is up $700 when the first Daily Double comes up in The Old West.

“$200,” Scully says.  “I already don’t even want to know the answer.”

“$500,” Mulder answers.  

“Suffering from tuberculosis and alcoholism, this dentist turned gunslinger died in a sanitarium at the age of 36.”

“Who is Doc Holliday,” Scully answers.

“Who is Bat Master..dammit!” Mulder replies just a beat behind her.

“You should’ve known that one.”

“It was the first thing that popped into my head.  What’s the damage?”

“We’re tied.”

“All right, next round, it’s getting serious.”

“Prepare to pay for a large vegetarian with extra olives.”

“Ugh, vegetables on pizza is the antithesis to the point of pizza.”

“And what is the point of pizza?”

“All the pepperoni you can handle and then add in some sausage for good measure.”

“You’re a heart attack waiting to happen, Mulder.  When was the last time you had your cholesterol checked?”

“In May, actually.  Fit as a fiddle.  Here we go, round 2.”

“...categories are: Before & After, Science, Word Origins, Potpourri, The Body Human, and finally, Astronomy. ”

The contestants seem fixated on Potpourri and Before & After, to Mulder’s relief.  He isn’t ready for Scully to completely smoke him in the Science and The Body Human categories.  He figures if he can do well enough in the first two, he might be able to hold firm and maybe they might get to Astronomy where he can make a comeback.  Sure enough, she responds so quickly in the first two Science answers he can’t even get a word out.

“Born this year, a sheep named this introduced the world to cloning.”

“Dolly!” Mulder yells, too excited about knowing a Science question he forgets to phrase it properly.

“Who is Dolly,” Scully corrects.

“Dammit!”

“Your rules.”

“I know, I know.  Still, dammit.”

Blessedly, the contestants leave Science and migrate to Astronomy and since the first answer is the planet nicknamed The Red Planet, a Jeopardy equivalent of low-hanging fruit, they stick with it.  The first Daily Double of the 2nd round hits them at the $800 question in Astronomy.

“I’m up by $1,600,” Scully says.  “You have $3,900.”

“I’m going to make it a true Daily Double.”

“Seriously?”

“Yes.”

“$600,” Scully says, after a few moments hesitation.

Mulder worries his bottom lip with his teeth and waits for the answer to come.

“This spiral galaxy is named for an Ethiopian princess in Greek Mythology.”

“What is Andromeda!” They both yell.

Mulder realizes he’s sweating after the last question and even though it paid off, he vows not to make that kind of gamble again.  Scully berates herself for not being more confident in her astronomy knowledge as she now trails Mulder by $1,700, which may or may not be easy to recover from.

Time runs out before all the clues are revealed and the 2nd Daily Double is never found.  By final Jeopardy, they’re nearly neck and neck, with Mulder at $9,100 and Scully at $8,500.

“The final category is: Computers.”

“Good thing The Gunmen aren’t here,” Mulder says.  “Gimme one of those sheets of paper and we can write our wagers and guesses like the others.”

Scully rips off a piece of paper and they both take nearly all of the commercial break to come up with their wagers.  Scully folds her paper in half with the wager face down.  Mulder turns his over and places it on the bed.

“And here we go with the final answer.  Born in 1815, this daughter of a famous poet published an algorithm for a mechanical calculator and is believed by some to be the first ever computer programmer.”

Mulder writes his answer immediately and Scully taps her pen against her teeth as the final Jeopardy music winds down.  She finally picks up her paper and memorializes her guess before the final note.

“Whatcha got?” Mulder asks.

“I want to see their answers first,” Scully replies.

Mulder bounces his knee in anticipation.  The contestant in 3rd place answers incorrectly with Dora Wordsworth, but only wagered $1.

“I hate when they do that,” Scully says.  “It’s not The Price is Right.”

“Listen, if the category was Nuclear Physics, I might only be waging $1 as well.”

“Too bad it wasn’t.”

The contestant in 2nd place also answers incorrectly with “Who is ____?” and ends up with $4500.  Mulder shakes his head.

“At least put something,” he says.

“Seriously,” Scully agrees.

“And now Judith, our three day champion, currently in the lead with $13,800.  What did she guess?  Who is Ada Lovelace?  Daughter of Lord Byron, known for her work on Charles Babbage’s Analytical Engine, August Ada King, Countess of Lovelace, or Ada Lovelace.  And how much did Judith wager?  $7,000, bringing her three day total to $65,941.”

“Alright, Scully, moment of truth.”

“Count of three?” she asks.

“Is that one, two, reveal?  Or one, two, three, reveal?”

“One, two, reveal.”

“Okay.  One, two…”  

They both turn their papers around.  Both answered Who is Ada Lovelace?  They both grin.

“Frohike would be so tickled with your familiarity with the mother of computer programming,” Mulder says.  

“Yeah?  How does he feel about your familiarity with her?”

“Pretty jealous, actually.”

“What was your wager?”

Mulder turns over the paper again to show her.  “$3,000.  You?”

Scully bites her lip a little and then flips the fold of her paper for Mulder to see.  “$8,000.”

“$8,000!”

“Go big or go home, right?”

“Damn, Scully.  You’re a monster.  In a good way, obviously.  But, damn.  So, I guess that vegetarian is on me.”

“Extra olives.”

“With extra olives.”  He grimaces and gets up to grab the Yellow Pages in the nightstand.  

Scully opens up her file folders and begins sorting the reports for review across the end of Mulder’s bed as he searches for a pizza parlor.  He’s on the phone fairly quickly after browsing the phone book.

“Yes, I’d like to place an order for delivery,” Mulder says.  “A large.  Vegetarian.”

“Half vegetarian,” Scully interrupts without looking up.  “Half pepperoni and sausage.”

“Sorry, half vegetarian, half pepperoni and sausage.  Extra olives on the vegetarian side, please.  Yeah, I’ll hold.”  Mulder drops the phone to his shoulder while hold music plays and smiles slightly.  “Scully, you interested in a rematch tomorrow night?”

“Depends on how interested you are in buying another pizza.”

The End

#i wrote this #xf fanfic #humor #so competitive #Anonymous

[lilhawkeye3]

This Ohio discourse has got me dying to create discourse about every other state now hehe so I officially present:

Hawk’s review of 36/50 US states!

In alphabetical order because that fuckin song “50 nifty United States” has been stuck in my head since fourth grade.

Arizona: Phoenix is hot. Can’t believe y’all choose to live in a place that gets haboobs. Saw Sen. John McCain in the airport. I feel that sums up the state well. 4/10

California: as a resident of the state of Oregon, I’m legally required to say fuck California😌 unless anyone else talking shit about Cali and then we got your back😤 SoCal vs San Fran vs Northern Cal are totally different worlds though. 7/10

Colorado: damn idk how y’all breathe there, them air is thin. But really pretty out there! 7/10

Connecticut: oh my god fuck New Haven. And Stamford, and Hartford, and— Yknow what? Let’s just toss the whole state into the Sound. For real, traffic is the WORST here and I’m so sorry that y’all gotta live like that. 3/10

Delaware: I cannot believe this is considered a state. There’s no difference between Delaware and Maryland/Pennsylvania. 1/10 should not be a state

Florida: “the only hills in Florida are the highway ramps and the Matterhorn!” —the shuttle driver at Disney World. He was right. Shit is flat as fuck here. And hot. And humid. The Gulf Coast is nice? But tbh it’s just all very touristy which is kind of a bummer. 5/10

Georgia: ...I can’t with the humidity or thinly veiled racism. But y’all got nice peaches! Also Black Panther filmed there so thank you for blessing us with that. 6/10 for fruits

Hawaii: okay pineapple farms are cool. Tbh I just feel really bad for how much mainlander/tourist bs all the islanders put up with. Ik price of living is v high and keeps going up. That said I did love Hawaii... although I was stung by a jellyfish. Hate those little bastards. 8/10 for wonderful people and nature

Idaho: as an Oregonian I’m required to also say fuck Idaho 😝 you da hoes. Okay for real tho southern Idaho has become v white white and kinda scary tbh. The northern part of the state is pretty chill tho. Also Oreida kettle chips are partly made in Idaho so I gotta give you half credit for that. 4/10

Illinois: at least you’re not Indiana. 4/10.

Indiana: I never want to step foot in Gary, Indiana again in my life. (Passed a Mack truck hauling a race car to Indy 500 though so that was cool.) 2/10

Iowa: I almost moved here. I’m so glad I didn’t. Why are the Quad Cities actually a group of five towns? I hate that. Also the roads were all cement, felt like driving on a sidewalk. Was also interesting because the second we got out of the city proper, it was just... corn fields everywhere. 2/10 y’all raising children of the corn.

Kentucky: I really don’t have anything to say about Kentucky. I thought the trees were pretty? 5/10 yeah idk

Maine: my relative has totaled two cars by hitting moose in Maine. Maine scares me. Or rather, the moose do. Also the lobster roll hype is real. And the coast truly is beautiful. 8/10 but an extra point for the moose bc I hate that relative so 9/10

Maryland: oh god Baltimore. Also I’m blaming you for the DC traffic because it’s on the land you gifted them. 3/10

Massachusetts: Patriots fans are the worst NFL fans (the racism is real, especially after fans burned the jerseys of Black players who knelt for the anthem). Liking Dunkin’ Donuts is not a personality trait. The North End in Boston is truly the best place to get pizza in the entire country. Western Mass is not the same state. And the Cape Cod bridges give me nightmares. 5/10 but cause I had to pay taxes two years and it really is Taxachusetts, knocking it down to 4/10

Michigan: it’s a lot bigger than I initially thought. 5/10

Minnesota: it’s Canada but in the US. Pretty driving through the southern part. Cops suck tho. 5/10

Montana: okay Montana is downright gorgeous. (Except Billings. Sorry, Billings.) I must include a photo. I wanna get a cabin here and just exist. 8/10

New Hampshire: can’t decide if it hates Massachusetts or wants to be Massachusetts. All it knows is that it’s better than Vermont. Which... y’know, valid. (If you wanna see NH culture watch North Woods Law tbh). 4/10

New Jersey: why are there so many goddamn highways in this state? Also there are more places to weekend trip than the Shore or the Poconos. Although you do have people pump gas for you just like Oregon, so... that’s valid. Things my friends have added: Newark airport is cursed (valid), the jughandles are nightmares (true), pork roll/Taylor Ham is good and so are bagels and New Jersey pizza (allergic so idk), and everyone is split on whether the shore is actually decent or not 😂 I give it a 3.5/10 out of spite

New York: NYC is fun, Upstate is MASSIVE but really beautiful. Long Island is... yeah I don’t have anything nice to say about Long Island. 8/10 For NYC, 6/10 for Upstate, -2/10 for Long Island, gives us an average of 6/10

North Carolina: very good peaches. Isn’t South Carolina. Keep it up👍🏽 6/10

Ohio: I already told y’all how I feel about this flat ass boring state. I feel no need to slander it any more lmao. 3/10

Oregon: she flies with her own wings, mi amor🥰 to list all the reasons I like Oregon (and the issues too bc it ain’t perfect), I would need a whole other post. I’ll just leave you with this picture I took of Mt. Hood, the queen of our Cascades. 11/10

Pennsylvania: so apparently PN is three states hiding in a trench coat like NY. There’s upstate, philly and Pittsburg. Personally I think they’re just trying too hard and wanna get the same recognition as NY. Meh. 5/10

Rhode Island: THIS FUCKIN SHAM OF A STATE Just merge it with Connecticut and be done with it!! It’s tiny. Providence sucks. There’s nothing unique about this state that you can’t find in Southern Mass (except MA has cheaper taxes so y’all come to work and shop in MA anyways smh). Also the fingers are really annoying to drive down to get to some beach areas haha. 2/10 you’re barely better than Delaware.

South Carolina: my Black father was invited to a party celebrating General Robert E Lee’s birthday. So... 0/10

South Dakota: very gorgeous, didn’t realize the Missouri River went this far west, but VERY LARGE. I mean it looks big on a map but then you get there and... yeah. No speed limit on highways is a great time though. And the Badlands have mountain goats! 6/10 bc while pretty, living there seems really hard. (Picture is me in the Badlands).

Texas: gave us Juneteenth and Beyoncé and JJ Watts. Thank you Texas. But is very big, got independence from Mexico to keep slavery (yikes), is like 97% private land (yikes) and is like the second or third largest state. Very big. That said, everyone I’ve ever met from Texas is lovely. 6/10.

Utah: Other than Idaho, this is the whitest state I’ve been to. Or it feels that way. Like a, the people crossed to the other side of the street and held their bags because I’m brown, state. And I don’t ski so I can’t even say that’s a good thing (I fell off the ski lift the one time I went, long story). Yeah 0/10.

Vermont: wants to be New Hampshire or Canada and can’t decide which. So it’s just kinda there. Pretty hills though. 3/10

Virginia: let’s be real we all forget that Virginia exists west of Richmond. Nova is a beauracratic and traffic nightmare and half our neighbors had to pass security clearance checks. Hampton Roads and beach area is a tourist and mosquito nightmare. But there were dolphins and I made snowmen on the beach. Good times. 6.7/10

Washington: again, legally required as an Oregon resident to say fuck Washington because it’s all your fault we now are getting a toll on the I-5 border. But you’re better than California. And the Sound is really cool for fishing, love Wicked Tuna. And the fish market. Best salmon I’ve had. Eastern Washington... y’all got Spokane but the rest is kinda sparse. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 8/10

Wisconsin: cheese is actually good. Again, pretty state, much larger than I initially thought. 7/10

Wyoming: this was the ONLY STATE I lost cell service in when diriving cross country. Kinda surprised it wasn’t Montana, but no, it was Wyoming. Views are gorgeous though so I was distracted either way. 4/10

Thank you for joining me on this cross-country edition of Tea Time with Hawk. Please respond with any reactions, corrections, addendums about any and all of the states mentioned. And thank you for taking part in this wholesome Clone Wars fandom discourse with me 🥰💕

DISCLAIMER: THESE RATINGS ARE ALL A JOKE PLEASE DO NOT ACTUALLY GET MAD ABOUT IT

#ohio discourse #50 states reviews #oregon #midwest #california #texas #New York #massachusetts #deep south #midatlantic #New England #united states #the clone wars #DISCOURSE COMMENCE

[storiesforallfandoms]

beautiful to me ~ andrew siwicki

word count: 1861

request: no

description: you go on the beauty brand trip with morgan and you both had the absolute worst time. when you get home, andrew is there for you while you recover from the experience

pairing: andrew siwicki x female!reader

warnings: swearing, insecurities (is that a warning? it is now)

masterlist

Andrew stood with Ryland and Shane in the airport, holding a sign with his girlfriend’s name written on it. Both Morgan and (Y/N) had been given the opportunity to go to Hawaii on a brand trip with Tarte cosmetics, and of course neither of them could turn down that opportunity.

It was the longest time (Y/N) and Andrew had been apart since their relationship started and it truly felt like forever. He hadn’t heard from her a lot over the trip, so he was dying to hear all about the trip.

Fans who were waiting for the beauty gurus started to cheer when the first few familiar faces came over the escalators, smiling and waving to the fans. The three men excitedly looked for their girls, but were shocked to see that they weren’t part of the big group.

Finally Morgan came down first. She looked less than enthusiastic and could barley muster a fake smile for the fans. Andrew kept looking behind her, waiting for (Y/N) to come down over the escalators as well.

When Morgan stepped off, she immediately hugged Ryland and Shane. The prolonged hug alerted all three men that something was very off.

“I want to warn you before (Y/N) comes down,” she told them. “The two of us had a really shitty trip, but hers was like far worse than mine. Don’t ask her about it, wait till she offers to tell you.”

“Where is she?” Andrew asked.

“In the bathroom. She...spent most of the flight crying. She wanted to look presentable when she saw you.”

Andrew felt his heart drop. He couldn’t understand what would have happened on the flight that would make (Y/N) that upset. She and Morgan were so excited to go, and now Morgan looked so deflated and broken, and (Y/N) apparently would be more so.

Andrew looked up in time to see (Y/N) standing at the top of the escalators. She had her sunglasses on, even though she always said people who wore sunglasses indoors, especially in LA, always looked pretentious. She was looking down at her phone, purposely trying to avoid any fans or beauty gurus who were still around.

When she stepped off, she smiled at Andrew, but he couldn’t tell if it was real or not. She hugged him tightly and kissed him.

“Hi baby,” she said. Her voice sounded off. “I missed you so much.”

“I missed you, too,” Andrew responded. “Let’s grab your bags and get you home, babe.”

The ride home was absolutely silent. (Y/N) didn’t even sing along to the music on the radio like she always did. She had taken her sunglasses off and Andrew could now see the sadness in her eyes. He wanted more than anything to ask her what had happened and to know why she was so upset, but he didn’t want to make her more upset by prying into it.

When they arrived home, (Y/N) flopped herself down on their bed and sighed. “God, it feels nice to lie down on our comfy bed again. The bed in Hawaii was so lumpy.”

“You think a cosmetic company would’ve been able to provide you guys with more comfortable beds,” Andrew said, lying down next to her.

“You think they would’ve had a better brand trip, too,” (Y/N) muttered.

Andrew propped himself up on his elbow, looking at (Y/N) with concern. “Not a good trip, babe?”

(Y/N) stared at the ceiling for a long time. Andrew could see her eyes beginning to water, but she quickly shook her head. “I don’t wanna talk about it. It’s over now, and I’m home with you.”

She tried to smile but it was still fake. She kissed Andrew’s nose before sitting up again. “I’m hungry, are you hungry? I’m gonna make a snack.”

“We can order some pizza or something if you want,” Andrew suggested. “I don’t know how good Hawaiian pizza is, but it can’t be better than Dominos.”

(Y/N) stopped in the doorway. Andrew watched her shoulders rise and fall with a heavy sigh. “No, I think it’d be healthier to make a snack here.”

“Healthier? Since when do you care about being healthier?”

“Since now, okay?” she snapped. “Just leave it be. I’m gonna make something to eat.”

Andrew watched her leave, not wanting to cause a fight. But he knew something really bad happened on that trip. Something that was changing (Y/N).

~~~~~~

Over the next few days, Andrew watched as the girl he once knew and loved became someone else.

She started becoming conscious of what she was eating, going as far as downloading apps to keep track of her calorie count of the day. She started waking up early in the mornings to go for runs and started going over to Shane’s place when his personal trainer was there to work out. She started doing her makeup more often, and not her usual, subtle, nude looks, and when she took her makeup off she’d do a “nighttime skin care routine” she claimed she learned while away.

Andrew didn’t say anything about it at first. Although he knew that these things were not (Y/N), he thought maybe they were making her happy, and after having an awful brand trip he figured she deserved to be happy. But after two days he could see that these things were not making her happy. She still looked miserable. Whenever she had to turn down a date night at a restaurant or to get some take out, he could see how much it hurt in her eyes. He knew she wasn’t doing this for her.

One day, after (Y/N) came back from a run, Andrew was awake and waiting for her. “Hey babe, can we talk?”

“Yeah, just let me grab a shower. I’ll be right out,” she said, starting to walk past Andrew.

He took hold of her arm, stopping her. “No, like now. Can we talk now?”

“It can’t wait?” she asked.

“I don’t think so. I think we need to talk about this now.”

(Y/N)’s face fell. She sat down with Andrew at their dining room table. She knew what he was going to say, and she was really hoping she could’ve stalled by getting a shower and maybe making Andrew forget what he wanted to talk about.

“I don’t want you to take this the wrong way,” he started, “because I think it’s great that you want to get in shape. I’d love to be able to go for runs or go to the gym together. And there’s definitely nothing wrong with the two of us eating healthier since we definitely eat way too much fast food, but where did this change come from? Why are you so worried about this stuff all of a sudden?”

“I figured it was just time to get healthier,” (Y/N) responded with a shrug. She was looking down at her lap when she said it.

“You look away when you lie,” Andrew pointed out. “It’s more than wanting to be healthy. What happened on that brand trip, babe?”

(Y/N)’s eyes started to water as she thought about the trip to Hawaii. She thought that if she came back and threw herself into the lifestyle that those beauty influencers lived, she’d feel better and she’d forget the trip. But that wasn’t the case. She was still constantly thinking about it no matter what she did. She could still see the looks of those other influencers, their voices in her head insulting her with snide comments that were dressed up like compliments.

A tear slipped down her cheek. Andrew reached forward and wiped the tear. “Please tell me, (Y/N). I hate seeing you upset like this. I should’ve talked to you about it sooner.”

“Morgan told you not to talk to me about it, right?” she asked him. “I told her not to bring up me being upset, but when I went to the bathroom and came out to see that she had already found, and you were basically tip toeing around asking me about the trip, I knew she had.”

“I just didn’t want to upset you further, but I want to know what really happened that you changed your lifestyle so drastically like this.”

(Y/N) looked down at her lap again and sighed heavily. “The beauty influencers there...they weren’t exactly the nicest to me or to Morgan. They um...they were all just...very fake. They would only ever get together to take pictures, and all they wanted to talk about was how their social media following was growing by the minute while they were there. They kept comparing the plastic surgery they had done and would talk about how many people they had slept with. And whenever Morgan and I would come up to them and try to join in on the conversation...they’d just look at us. Sometimes they’d even walk away.”

Andrew took (Y/N)’s hand in his and gave her a reassuring squeeze. “Did they...did they say anything...to you?”

“Of course they did,” (Y/N) told him. “They would ask me if I had anything done, like plastic surgery wise, and I said no. One of them told me I should look into like a boob job or something. I ran into one of them one night when I was getting a late night snack and she made this snide comment about how she thought I should cut back on the late night snacks and start going for early morning jogs instead. They told me all the time that the only reason I was there was because I am dating you and because I’m friends with Morgan. They kept telling me that my following is so small that I’ll probably never be invited back for another brand trip.”

Andrew stood and took (Y/N) in his arms. She started sobbing again as Andrew patted her back and let her cry.

“Don’t listen to them, baby,” Andrew told her. “You’re so beautiful.”

“But they’re right,” (Y/N) said, pulling away from him. “I don’t have an online following like any of them do. I never really did makeup either, so the only reason they asked me to go is because of you and because of Morgan. And I could use to lose a few pounds.”

“Baby, your body is beautiful, and if Tarte asked you to go on the brand trip it means they wanted you to go, no matter who you’re affiliated with.” Andrew cupped her face and kissed her forehead first. “You’re so beautiful, baby. I love you so much.”

(Y/N) smiled through her tears and kissed Andrew. “I love you, too. I needed to hear that, thank you.”

“I know you did, and you’re welcome. I’ll always remind you of how beautiful you are, whenever you need to hear it.”

(Y/N) wiped the tears from her face and finally managed to calm herself down. “Okay, with that out of the way, can we get pizza from Dominos?”

#andrew siwicki #andrew siwicki imagine #andrew siwicki x reader #squad #the squad #shane dawson #morgan adams #imagine #one shot

[seokstrivia]

Sulit | jhs

(adj.) something worth it.

✽ Summary: He was your best friend which is why you didn’t think things would take a clumsy, and very messy turn of events, when you gave in to his endless pleads of pretending to be his girlfriend.

or, that au where you’re invited to Hobi’s sister’s wedding

✽ Fake dating!AU | M.list | word count; 6.4k

✽ Jung Hoseok x Reader; fluff, angst, mutual pining, smut, Hoseok has a big and loving family, jealousy, soft, slowish burn, best friends to lovers au, cliché

A/N I would like to apologize if this is a mess, I am a little rusty after coming back but I hope it is still enjoyable! 

↝ How you fell down the rabbit hole

When you said ‘yes’ to Hoseok, when you gave in to his endless pleads of playing pretend with him, you didn’t think you would fall in love.

Other than that, you didn’t think you would get into a heated argument with his ex.

↝ How it came to be

It all began a month ago when you were in the midst of a movie night with Hoseok. The both of you were halfway through a box of pizza with another movie playing on tv from your long, seemingly never-ending, list when Hoseok broke the silence.

He cleared his throat, tossing the hardened crust into the box before glancing at you, once, twice. He took a deep breath.

“Y/n, can you do me a favour?” After a moment of arguing with himself, his question finally left his lips. “Please?”

Your eyebrows furrowed in concern, asking for favours was very rare from Hoseok. He enjoyed doing things by himself, challenging every inch of his body and mind until he snapped.

Placing your own, unfinished, slice into the box, your eyes focused on Hoseok, “what is it?”

Hoseok gulped, eyes back on the screen ahead, this was harder than he thought it would be. But, then again, he never expected it to come to this when he told his parents. When he lied. Now, here he was, palms sweaty and continuously arguing with himself.

“I—I, er,” he took another deep breath. “Will you pretend to be my girlfriend?”

You stared at Hoseok in utter and pure shock, he wanted you to do what? Pretend to be his girlfriend? Was he thinking straight?

“What—Why?”

He was fiddling with the sleeves of his hoodie now, completely ashamed he’d let it get this far. Letting himself fall deeper and deeper into his white lies—lies that weren’t supposed to last this long. Go this far.

Hoseok sighed. “I might have told my family we’re dating.”

You couldn’t believe what you were hearing, he told his parents you were dating? Mr and Mrs Jung? Two wonderful parents, you grew up knowing? And they believed him?

There had to be a reason, right?

“Why did you do it, Hoseok?” You finally asked.

He’d been waiting for you to ask this question the moment he asked you the ‘favour.’ Even though he knew he was going to tell you the truth, and nothing but the truth, it didn’t help his nerves. At all.

He licked his lips.

“My mum was bugging me about getting a date for Dawon’s wedding, and I lost it when she mentioned my ex,” Hoseok ran a hand through his hair, getting angry as he thought back to the argument with his mum.

“So, I told her we were dating, which she was extremely happy about, but. But then came the endless amount of questions, and I couldn’t help myself from lying,” he told you with sorry eyes.

It was a lot to take in, but you supposed it made sense.

One, you were attending Dawon’s wedding anyway because you were invited. Two, Hoseok had been your best friend since you could remember. Three, it was the perfect alibi, and you hated that even you were convinced about how solid and easy it was.

“I can’t believe you,” you finally said after moments, that felt like hours to Hoseok, of thinking. “It makes sense—perfect sense, i’ll give you that, but seriously? Me?”

Hoseok cringed at the slight irk in your tone. He could tell you were upset, annoyed even, that he’d lied.

“Look, y/n, I’m really sorry for lying and bringing you into this, but please help me,” he whined, clasping his hands together while shuffling onto his knees and inching closer. “Please?”

Was he seriously begging?

“Please, y/n. Please.”

Yes, yes he was.

You sighed. “I need time to think about this,”

Hoseok eagerly nodded his head, your hands now hidden in his as he held onto you for the life of him.

This was not good.

↝ How you responded 

A few days went by and, as patient as Hoseok was, he couldn’t stand the idea of waiting another day for a response. All he needed was for you to say yes, that was it. It was that easy.

He sighed.

“If I hear you sigh one more time, i’m going to lob this muffin at you,” Jimin scowled.

Jin chuckled at the younger males dispute before glancing over at Hoseok, who had sad eyes and an evident pout formed over his lips, as fun as it was to watch his friend struggle, something obviously had to be done.

Lucky for Hoseok he had Jin.

“I don’t blame y/n for taking this long to get back to you,” Jin said gaining both males attention. “She’s clearly so appalled by the idea of pretending to be—“

Jimin stuffed the chocolate muffin into Jin’s mouth. Cringing at the words he was hearing, there was no need for him to take it that far and hurt their friend, he thought while wiping the chocolate residue off his hand.

Jin laughed as he swallowed the muffin, “I was kidding.”

The shorter male glanced over at Hoseok—who hadn’t said anything after telling them what he’d done. There was still a pout formed on his lips while he stared at nothing in particular.

“Hoseok,” Jimin sighed with a shake of his head, hand on his friend's shoulder. “She’ll get back to you, just give her some time.”

The said boy finally breathed out all the air he was holding in his lungs and glanced over at his friends. They both held sympathetic smiles, but, their genuine gazes let him know that they were here for him whenever he needed them. Hoseok knew that, and he knew it well.

Fortunately, Jimin was right when he said you’d get back to him with an answer. You were at his front door with a box of cookies in your hands and an annoyed scowl on your face.

“Mum made cookies,” was all you said before pushing past him. “She wanted me to let you know that she made them with you in mind.”

“She did?”

That was all Hoseok could utter out. He was still nervous about your response, what would he tell his family if you said no? ‘Y/n and I broke up because we were never actually dating?’ Yeah right.

You opened the Tupperware lid without saying anything and pushed the container over to your friend. There was a small smile on your lips now, eyes gazing into his with a slight undertone of, ‘you know I can’t stay mad at you.’

Hoseok took a cookie and smiled in return before taking a bite. They were as light and rich as he remembered them to be, your mum would always bake cookies whenever he came around. He missed those times. A lot.

“What’s the occasion?” He asked mid-chew.

Hoseok also remembered that your mum baked cookies when there was a special occasion.

“It’s a congratulatory gift,” you told him, staring at the crumbs perched on his bottom lip before glancing away.

His eyebrows furrowed in confusion, eyes moving from the cookie in his hand to the variety in the tub, and then to you.

“For what?”

You bit your bottom lip, sheepishly rubbing the back of your neck before finally making eye contact with Hoseok. With your best friend.

“For you—us. Our ‘relationship’.”

Hoseok’s eyes widened comically as he stared at you in shock. The sight itself would have made you laugh if you weren’t so nervous, nervous and scared to see where this trip would lead the two of you.

A screech, of what you think was happiness, parted his lips—drawing you out of all your current worries. You watched Hoseok drop the cookie and immediately reach for your hand to pull you into his chest.

“Thank you, y/n,” he muttered against your hair. “You really saved my ass.”

You laughed in turn, “you owe me big, Hobi.”

↝ How it made you feel

The flight to Hawaii, Hawaii of all places, was filled with silence, mind-numbing worries and long sighs. Hoseok, on the other hand, slept ever so soundly next to you, and you were jealous over how peaceful and calm he was.

A huff parted your lips as you continued to stare out the window. Maybe you were nervous because you were stepping into, ‘out of bounds,’ territory. Maybe you’d been there once and didn’t want to go back, maybe you were too afraid to venture further into the dark and endless cave.

If you said you hadn’t thought of Hoseok being more than a friend at least once, you would, of course, be lying. Hoseok was the sun on a hot day, he was as sweet as cherry flavoured ice cream and peached ice tea. Hoseok was like a handful of flowers and summer picnics, he was everything you desired and craved.

However, he was out of reach.

Hoseok would always and forever be nothing but your best friend, and you were okay with that. Well, you thought you were until he decided to lie to his parents and drag you down with him.

Idiot.

Hoseok moved next to you, stretching whatever limbs he could before glimpsing out the window. There was a sleepy smile on his face which had you rolling your eyes in exaggerated annoyance.

“You look dead,” he joked mid-yawn.

“No thanks to you.”

Hoseok raised an eyebrow at your harsh tone and evident irritation, “what’s got your knickers in a twist?” He argued.

As much as you adored your best friend and absolutely despised arguing with him, sometimes you just couldn’t help, or rather stop, your anger from over boiling within you.

He could just be so... stupidly oblivious.

“It’s not easy to sleep when I have to lie to your family, Hoseok.”

He cringed at the sound of his name falling so coldly off your lips. Of course, you had every right to be angry, but if you could just be, even a little bit understanding, it would help. A lot.

Hoseok twisted his body away from you and closed his eyes, however, he didn’t miss the way you sighed so softly, as if regretting arguing back.

You didn’t say anything, couldn’t bring yourself to, but you did lock your pinky with his. A small wordless apology, but also a promise to relax and not overthink about every little thing that could possibly go wrong.

There was a smile on his face, however, you were too distracted to notice it.

Hoseok didn’t say anything when the plane landed, he didn’t say anything when he grabbed your suitcase for you, he didn’t say anything when he interlaced your hand with his, and he didn’t say anything when he led you towards his mum with a smile on his face.

He didn’t help calm your worries because Hoseok knew you would have nothing left to worry about if he let your mind continuously spin. And he was right, Hoseok knew you better than you knew yourself.

You smiled.

↝ How it should be 

“It was difficult, but I convinced Hoseok’s dad to let you both share a room,” Mrs Jung playfully winked at you before looking at her son. “Be good.”

Hoseok chuckled at her assertive tone and playful warning, glancing over his shoulder he clicked his tongue and squished the bottom half of your face, then frowned.

He didn’t suit frowns.

“Stop sulking,” he scolded, his warm hand let go of your face and reached into his pocket. “Here, our room should be down that way. I’ll be there in a minute.”

Without saying anything, you took the key from his hand and proceeded towards the direction he pointed out.

The beach house was smaller than the ones you drove past, but it was nice. There were five bedrooms, four bathrooms, a huge kitchen and dining area with a lounge. And then, then there was the deck which was an open area that led you towards the beach.

It was beautiful.

While you were in the room admiring the view, Hoseok stepped into the kitchen to speak to his mum. A smile on his lips as he kissed her cheek and bound his arms around her waist.

“This is amazing,” he beamed.

His mother agreed with a soft hum, a smile gracing her own features while she began preparing dinner for the night.

“Hoseok, promise me one thing while we’re here,” she said after a moment too long of silence. “Promise me you’ll look after y/n.”

The said boy let go of his mum as an evident blush adorned his cheeks, he avoided eye contact and cleared his throat.

“I plan to, ma. She’s my girlfriend.”

His mum raised an eyebrow in return, “yes, but she’s your best friend first.”

Sometimes Hoseok was so sure his mum knew he’d been lying all along, but decided not to say anything— which he was very thankful for. The boy nodded his head and said something about taking you to the beach, it wasn’t a lie because he’d planned to take you, just... not so soon.

You were lying on the bed flipping through a magazine when Hoseok stepped in. He closed the door and finally let out the breath he’d been subconsciously holding in.

“I didn’t think you were coming back.”

It was a joke, and Hoseok knew that, but he still felt bad for leaving you alone for longer than he’d attended to. There was a soft smile on your face, hair in a messy bun and eyes dark and tired from the lack of sleep.

“I’m here now,” he replied quietly, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. “We can do whatever you want.”

You retired your chin on your hand as you watched him lie down next to you. His eyes said, ‘sorry,’ and smile said, ‘I’ll make it up to you,’ but you knew more than that, you knew he felt terrible for dragging you into the deep end with him.

Still, you’d forgiven him.

“I kind of want to take a nap, but also kind of want to watch the sunset with you.”

Hoseok gazed into your eyes, he had a lot on his mind, a lot he wanted to say, but couldn’t bring himself to share his thoughts— he didn’t know how to.

So, instead, he nodded his head and rolled off the bed, holding out his hand for you to take. Hoseok led you out the glass door in the bedroom, shoes left behind along with your worries, and admired the sunset with you by his side.

The way it should always be.

↝ How he made you feel

You woke up burrowed in a new warmth, a warmth you’d never experienced before, but one you knew you could come to cherish. You woke up in Hoseok’s arms, legs intertwined and bodies closer than they’d ever been before.

You woke up with a beating heart.

Scanning his features, your fingers moved through his hair. It felt so natural being in arms, being held by him and just, being with him.

Was this all pretend too?

Hoseok keened into your touch, body sinking further into yours as he found sanctuary in your hold. Sometimes, you wondered what it felt like to be loved by someone like Hoseok, to belong to someone like him.

Sometimes you wondered what it would be like if you had crossed the line, all those years ago, and ventured into the dark cave of hidden feelings.

“Why are you awake so early?”

Hoseok’s voice was laced with sleep, however, it was light and airy. Like a warm summers breeze.

He opened his eyes to look at you, a lazy smile laced his features and he chuckled at the blank but confused expression on your own features.

“You were playing with my hair,” he explained, nose nuzzling into your hair while sleep came back to take him to dreamland. “Feels nice.”

A shy smile appeared on your lips, thoughts swirling like a hurricane in your mind. Waking up next to Hoseok every morning was something you wouldn’t mind doing for the rest of your life.

Too bad it was all pretend... You closed your eyes.

A few hours later, when the sun was fully awake and shining through the sheer curtains, Hoseok woke you up with a wide grin and dishevelled hair.

“Morning, sunshine,” he beamed. “Breakfast is in ten minutes.”

You groaned in return, rolling over to sleep on your stomach instead. Sleeping for a few more hours, to catch up on missed sleep, seemed better than getting up to eat breakfast.

However, Hoseok didn’t agree.

He kissed your forehead, slowly coaxing you out of sleep, “come on, baby.”

The prompt skin-ship, the use of the pet name, the soft tone— it all had your heart racing. Racing faster than ever before.

This was so unlike him.

You opened one eye, immediately making eye contact with his sister, who was standing at the door with her arms crossed and a wide smile across her lips. That was when you realised Hoseok had started his act of, ‘fake boyfriend,’ you would be lying if you said you weren’t disappointed.

Of course, it was all an act.

He moved your hair away from your face, bringing his own into view with a smile of his own.

“There she is,” he beamed.

You rolled your eyes and pushed his face away, a grumble of incoherent words leaving your lips as you did so. You could hear Dawon chuckle before walking away and leaving you alone with Hoseok.

“What time’s it?” You yawned, finally kicking off the duvet and sitting up.

“Breakfast time,” was the response you received from your retreating ‘boyfriend.’ “I’ll get you in the kitchen.”

He didn’t look at you before leaving, didn’t make eye contact or smile again. It was weird and you didn’t like it, it was so unlike him. This fake relationship better not ruin your friendship with him, you thought as you got out of bed.

Everyone was already in the kitchen, hustling and bustling to get breakfast down their throats before starting the day. Mrs Jung was brewing coffee while Mr Jung was frying an endless amount of bacon and eggs.

It made you smile, how everyone fell so perfectly in harmony with one another, but then, then there was you. Where did you fit in? Would you have felt differently if you weren’t playing pretend and standing on thin ice? 

Hoseok was talking animatedly to his sister, he didn't seem worried or scared he would get caught red-handed about lying. The smile on his lips was genuine and happy, maybe it was because he fit in better than you ever could or would. 

“Y/n, my love,” came Mrs Jung’s voice. “What are you doing just standing there? Come and eat, dear.”

You forced a smile over your lips and hastily nodded your head before proceeding towards Mr Jung and taking the plate of freshly cooked breakfast from his hands. 

Hoseok was watching you now, the smile on his lips hidden away with a pout, “sit with me,” he spoke, voice soft but grainy like sand. 

And your heart flipped into your stomach. You felt sick.

“Are you okay?” Dawon asked when she noticed you hadn't made a move to sit down. 

Her delicate voice drew you out of your neverending thoughts and brought you back to reality. There was a genuine smile on her lips while she gazed into your eyes, forcing your mind to calm down. 

Maybe she knew something you didn't. You smiled. 

“I’m fine,” was what you told her as you sat next to Hoseok. “Jet lagged, I think.”

And she giggled, in turn, making you smile. 

“Nothing a hearty breakfast can’t fix,” came Mr Jung, a fatherly grin over his face. “Eat up, little one!”

↝ How you forgot about all your worries

The ocean waves created playful rows of lines into the sand as the sunset beyond the shore. Mr and Mrs Jung were enjoying a cocktail, watching you and Hoseok build a sandcastle from the deck. There was a smile on your face, and they could tell you’d finally relaxed and let yourself go since you got here. 

Hoseok pulled out his phone to take a few pictures of the beautiful creation the two of you had created together, as well as, taking the opportunity to snap a few of you without you noticing. 

“This has got to be the best sandcastle we've ever built!” Hoseok proclaimed before tugging you to stand up with him. “It’s beautiful!”

A chuckle parted your lips at your best friends over-exaggeration but, he wasn’t wrong, “it’s pretty amazing, isn’t it?” You asked, turning your head to gaze at the male next to you. 

There was a huge grin on his face as he squeezed your hand, “we make a good team.”

You nodded at his words, silently agreeing with what he’d said. 

At that moment, you noticed the sun had slowly begun to set beyond the sea, creating hues of pink and golden yellows across your best friends features causing him to glow under the light. 

“Have I ever told you how much I love your smile?” Hoseok’s voice was soft when he spoke up again, his eyes gazing deeply into yours when you shook your head, ‘no’ in response to his question. “Well, I do. A lot.”

A rosy red blush spread across your cheeks and you felt yourself grow warmer than the sand, Hoseok, on the other hand, however, felt confident in himself and kissed your cheek before he lost this opportunity. 

He giggled as your eyes widened in surprise. 

“Hobi, your parents are watching!” Your tone was playful and your eyes were gleaming under the sun as you watched him chortle in response. 

If only every day was like this, carefree and full of nothing but happiness. 

“Come on, let’s walk along the shore before calling it a day,” his voice was like music to your ears.

When Hoseok held out his hand, you didn’t hesitate to intertwine it with your own. Accompanied by a smile over your lips, you let him lead you towards the sea and into the sunset. 

↝ How you fell in love 

As the days went on you noticed that most of the time the sky was saturated with soft pinks and dusky blues when the sun passed to set over the ocean. You noticed the palm tree leaves grow darker and heavier while they waved ‘goodbye,’ to the ball of fire and ‘hello,’ to the moon. 

You noticed the way Hoseok would gaze at you from across the room. 

As the days went on so much changed in such little time, but it felt right as swift touches hindered instead, as stares altered to longing gazes, and as your heart racing in fear of getting caught grew into the desire of falling in love. 

It made you wonder if Hoseok felt the same, it made you wonder how long you’d felt this way without even realising and, and it made you hope that maybe one day this fake relationship would become something real. 

You watched Hoseok as he moved swiftly passed his parents to find his seat next to you, a seat which you saved for him, and only him. There was a small smile on his lips when he made eye contact with you and a sigh of relief parted his lips as soon as he sat down.

Finding comfort with you next to him. 

“It’s been such a long day,” he spoke suddenly but softly. “I don't know if I’ll survive the wedding.”

A chuckle parted your lips at his joke, “stop overreacting.”

He stuck out his tongue before retiring his head onto your shoulder and closing his eyes. You listened as his breathing became lighter and the ocean waves grew heavier, it made you wonder if you were his safe space just like he was yours. 

And just when you thought he’d fallen into the rabbit hole of sleep, he opened his mouth and said, “promise me something.”

You felt your heart race against your chest and thump, as well as, feel the eruption of butterflies cause slight dizziness, however, you still found yourself nodding your head for him to continue. 

“Promise me that we will always be together,” his words were quiet as if they were a secret between you and the ocean. “No matter what.”

There was determination in his eyes when he raised his head off your shoulder to make eye contact with you. To be honest, you didn't really understand the meaning behind his words but you couldn't stop yourself from saying, ‘I promise.’

That was when you realised you’d fallen in love with your best friend. 

↝ How your confession lost against another

There were two days left before the wedding, the one main reason why you were in Hawaii the first place— the reason why you were pretending to be Hoseok’s girlfriend. 

More family and friends were beginning to arrive, more familiar faces you’d become to love and get to know, but then, then you saw her. The one person you were dreading to see and it only made it worse when Hoseok’s eyes rose in delight and his arms wound themselves around her figure. 

It made you feel small and irrelevant, especially when Mrs Jung had to introduce you as Hoseok’s girlfriend because he was too lost in her eyes to do it himself. More so, it made you feel angry and hurt. 

Of course, it wasn't his fault you'd fallen in love with him, but he was the one who started it. This whole fake dating ordeal was a bad idea from the start and you knew that, yet, you still gave in to him and went ahead with it. 

Now, now you were left feeling broken and lost. 

What were you supposed to do? Confess how you feel? Ignore your feelings until the wedding was over? Break off everything? Tell the truth? Your mind was reeling with so many thoughts, you felt like screaming and shouting. 

But that wouldn't be fair on anyone— including Hoseok. 

So, you gave out an agitated and wearied sigh before calling it a night. 

➴➶➴➶

“Y/n?”

It was funny, you didn't realise you were packing your suitcase until Hoseok walked in and asked you what you were doing. It wasn’t until your figure stopped moving and your mind stopped racing, you realised what was happening. 

You were leaving. 

“What’s going on?” Another question.

A defeated, sad chuckle hastily left your lips as you threw the cardigan in your hand onto the bed and sat down, “what are we, Hoseok?”

When you raised your head to look at him the first thing you noticed was the confusion etched across his face, and it made you wonder if you were over-exaggerated or if you’d read the situation with his ex all wrong. 

Whatever it was, it still hurt.

“What do you mean? We’re best friends.”

Another chuckle parted your lips, this time, however, you stood up and progressed to stand in front of him, “what if I told you that I wanted to be more than that?”

“What are you saying?”

You took a step further, “I love you, Hoseok.”

Hoseok didn't reply to your response, he didn't even look at you as his head sank into his chest. You were right when you thought he wouldn't feel the same, you were right when you thought that pretending to be in a relationship would ruin your friendship, and you wanted to cry. 

The door behind him opened and in came his ex, her hand found sanctuary in his and her eyes stared intensely into yours. There was more behind this than you thought, something didn't feel right, but you didn't know things would spiral out of control so fast. 

↝ How you left without a word 

The airport floor was cold—a huge contrast from the warmth outside. It kept your wild thoughts at bay and stopped them from running a riot in your mind. It stopped your tears from spilling down your cheeks and your heart from breaking into what felt like a million pieces. 

Maybe leaving without explaining a single word to Dawon or Mrs Jung wasn’t a good idea, but you couldn't stop replaying the image of Hoseok choosing his ex over his friendship with you. A woman who hurt and broke him over someone who was here for him and with him through everything. 

Everything. 

It took you a few seconds to realise someone was sitting next to you on the floor, it made you laugh that someone like Mr Jung knew you so well. Someone who wasn’t with you all the time, but was there watching you grow up along with his dumb-wit of a son. 

“Where do you think you’re going a day before the wedding?”

That was when you let the tears slip down your cold cheeks. 

Mr Jung didn’t hesitate to draw you into his fatherly embrace nor did he question why you were crying, perhaps because he knew why—something he’d most likely knew everything all along. 

“Let’s go back to the villa, my dear,” he voice was full of love and you couldn't find it in yourself to argue against him. “Mrs Jung has a nice ol’ cup of tea waiting for you.”

And he was right, Mrs Jung was seated at the dining table with two cups of tea—one for herself and one just for you. Seeing her made you miss your own mum, it made you want to curl up in her arms and cry over a stupid boy who broke your heart. 

There was a sympathetic smile on her features as she motioned for you to come over, Mr Jung, on the other hand, left the two of you alone—but not before leaving your suitcase in the room you were sharing with Hoseok. 

It made you wonder if he’d been worrying about you. 

“Now, are you going to tell me what happened?” Spoke Mrs Jung as soon as you sat across from her. There was a stern look on her face and you knew you were in trouble. 

It made you laugh. 

“Hoseok and I, well... we weren’t really dating, to begin with, it was all a lie to get you and Mr Jung to stop mentioning his ex, yet, as soon as she showed up I didn’t seem to exist anymore,” you sighed, eyes staring into the cup of tea. “When I realised I was in love with him, he’d already chosen her over me.”

Mrs Jung reached for your hand, “tell him again.”

You laughed and shook your head, eyes meeting hers, you smiled sadly and called it a night. 

➴➶➴➶

Unfortunately, Hoseok was wide awake when you entered the bedroom. He was sitting on the bed, head in his hands murmuring something to himself, but as soon as you opened the door, he’d leapt up and held onto you for dear life.

“What the hell, Hoseok,” you protested. “I can’t breathe.”

However, he didn’t seem to care as his grip tightened around you. 

“Where the fuck did you go?” He argued, moving you back to stare into your eyes. “I was so worried!”

Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion as you pushed out of his hold, “I didn’t think you would care since your first priority is your ex.”

He sighed in frustration as he watched you undress and put on your nightgown. Why the fuck was being around you so agitating? Why did you make him feel things he’d never felt with his ex? 

“She isn’t my first priority,” he said after a moment of silence. “You are.”

“Then why did you choose her over me? Why did you let her say those horrible things to me? Why did you push me away? Why—”

Your argument came to an end as your lips were met with Hoseok’s. He kissed deeply yet, desperately, pushing you into the wall while coiling his arms around your figure. 

His breath grew heavier and you silently asked for more. 

Never once in your life had you felt this way before, never once had you been so urgent for someone's touch. But this wasn’t just anyone this was Jung Hoseok—your best friend, the very guy you fell deep into the rabbit hole for. 

“Don’t think I forgive you, Hoseok,” you breathed against his lips. “You still owe me an explanation.”

He nodded his head before nosing against your neck and biting into the flesh, sucking to leave a mark. A mark to let everyone know exactly who you belonged to. 

“Let me make it up to you, baby,” he pleaded.

The air was full of nothing but arousal, more so, you couldn't bring yourself to deny him. 

Hoseok kissed you again, this time slowly but intoxicatingly, his hand moved down your form and slipped under your dress, exploring and touching everywhere except where you needed him to touch you.

“Hobi,” you muttered against his lips. “Please stop teasing me.”

His eyes were cloudy and glassy as he stared into yours with so much lust, want and needs. An exhalation escaped your mouth when he connected his lips back to your neck, hand slipping into your pants, taunting your clit.

You heaved at the ministration, writhing beneath him, silently asking for more. For anything, for something. He removed his hand, pulling your dress up along with his hand that progressed towards the back, reaching for the zip.

“Take it off,” he whispered in your ear in a low moan. “Let me see you.”

Your breathing got heavier as you watched him stand back, allowing you to move and take off your cotton dress. Just like that, in slow and precise movements, the dress slipped off and hit the floor.

Hoseok took the opportunity to undress before pulling you towards the bed and pushing you to lie down, so he was on top, so he could assert dominance and let you know that he was in charge and always will be.

It didn’t bother you, not when he knew what he was doing; when he was so confident in the way his hand wandered down your body, towards your heat.

A moan parted your lips, music to Hoseok’s ear. He decided there and then, after hearing you call out his name breathlessly into the night, that it would be his favourite sound.

“Let me show you how sorry I am,” he muttered into your ear. 

You could only nod your head, afraid that your own words would get stuck in your throat due to the pleasure he was causing you.

There was no uncertainty in Hoseok’s movements when he slipped a finger and then another into your heat, he revelled in your moans and whines, urging you to get louder the faster he pumped his digits in and out.

His free hand played with your breast, his lips nipping the skin, forcing you to squirm under his ministrations, it felt so good— amazing even, but you wanted more, needed more.

“Hoseok,” you gasped out, pulling at his hair to gain his attention. “Please, just fuck me already.”

There was a grin on his face, and a glint in his eyes as if he’d been anticipating for you to say those words. As much as he loved teasing you to no extent, he needed to feel you, to be inside you just the way he dreamt about.

He didn’t hesitate to pull off his boxers, to yank your pants down your legs, to line himself and without a single warning, push himself deep inside. Hoseok left you feeling breathless that night, he had you coming undone more than once and he left you feeling fully satisfied as he came deep inside.

There was still so much to talk about to many unanswered questions but those could be left till the next morning, especially after hearing the words, ‘I love you too,’ part from his lips. 

↝ How it worked out in the end 

The next morning the sun was shining brightly through the sheer curtains, it took you a good minute to realise you were still nude and pressed up against Hoseok’s chest. Arms gripping tightly with no intention to let go and snored filling the serene room accompanied by the sound of the waves. 

It was peaceful but your mind was reeling with so many questions. 

So, without a single sound, you twisted around in his arms to face him and worked to wake him up. Thankfully it didn’t take long. There was a smile on his lips and a knowing look in his eyes, he knew what was coming and he was ready to answer any and every question. 

“Hobi,” you started without hesitation, earning a hum in response. “What are we?”

A chuckle parted his lips and your cheeks grew red, “we’re best friends,” were the first words that parted his lips. “But I’d like to be something more.”

You gulped, “what about your... ex?”

“What about her?”

His teasing tone was not appreciated which is why you slapped his chest earning a grunt in return.

“Baby,” Hoseok pouted. “I was kidding.”

You rolled your eyes before frowning, “then answer the question.”

A chuckle parted his lips before kissing you on the forehead, “she means nothing to me,” he spoke softly. “It took me losing you to realise that. When you left with your suitcase, I immediately explained everything to my mum and dad, we told, you know who, to leave while my dad left to pick you up and I absolutely hated myself for siding with her instead of you.”

“I am so sorry I hurt you,” he finished, eyes gazing into yours.

“I forgive you,” you smiled. 

Hoseok kissed lightly kissed your lips earning a giggle from you in return. 

“I love you, y/n.”

That was when you knew your friendship grew into a little something more.

“I love you too, Hobi.

➴➶➴➶

A/N okay this was hectic but thank you for reading!

#bts #bts scenarios #bts imagines #bts smut #bts fics #bts au #bts reactions #kpop scenarios #kpop smut #kpop #kpop fanfiction #kpop imagines #jung hoseok #jung hoseok smut #jung hoseok scenarios #jung hoseok imagines #jhope smut #jhope imagines #jhope scenario #jhope #sulit #jhs

[loyalshrimpfan]

Fluff alphabet with Cate Blanchett with Luna(singer)

A – Anger (What was their first fight about? Any big or recurring arguments?)

They have a lot of fights about Cates flirty behavior towards people, she hated it so much especially since they weren’t really in the public eye so people thought Luna was a string along

B – Best (What would they say is the other’s best trait?)

Luna loves Cates smile, it makes her forget about everything. All it takes during a fight is for her to smile at her and Luna just losses all anger and smiles too.

Cate loves Lunas voice, she was a very classic sounding singer and Cate couldn’t get enough, there is gifs and videos all over the internet of Cate swooning when she watches Luna perform at Award shows.

C – Camera (How do they document their relationships? Who likes to take pictures? Or videos?)

Cate isn’t one to post anything on social media at all! But that’s all Luna has over her Instagram is pictures of her and cate or just cate because hot damn!

D – Dates (What are their dates like?)

Since Cate has such a big presence you too never really go out so you don’t have to deal with Paparazzi

E – Early (What was the first month of dating like?)

Very awkward, acting like you don’t know each other when you see each other on red carpets or any events, but once you weren’t in public there was so much cuddling and making love

F – Friends (How is their relationship with each other’s group of friends?)

Luna is friends with Sara, Sandra, Rooney and any other person Cate hangs out with at the moment. They wouldn’t be best friends but Luna had no problems with Cates friends

Cate is nice to lunas friends but they are young like Luna so she thinks they are pretty immature to be honest but anyone Luna likes she will like.

G – Gifts (Do they like giving each other gifts? What kind?)

Cate loves giving gifts to Luna, anytime she finds her something she thinks Luna would like she would pick it up she didn’t care the price of course.

H – Hugs (All things involving hugs)

They were a very lovey touchy couple behind closed doors. Luna loved hugging her close so she could hear her heart beat

I – Inside Jokes (Do they have any?)

Luna loved joking about Cates sexuality since for the longest time she claimed she would never have a relationship with a women

J – Jealousy (Who gets jealous easier? How do they show their jealousy?)

Luna got very jealous since she was so flirty and touchy with her co stars than the two wouldn’t even take pictures together at red carpets, she had no idea why though. Until one day they were both at the premier for Thor 3, Luna was there because a bunch of her songs were on the album plus she made a cameo, she had got there before Cate so she just stood and smiled as they were yelling “Luna over here smile real big” she had on a beautiful scarlet dress and her long brown hair was curled half up half down when suddenly it got really loud “Cate! Right here” Luna rolled her eyes hard in her head ‘wow another event she ignores me at’ she goes to walk further into the red carpet when she feels a hand on her arm pulling her close and was shocked when it was cate, she smiles pulling her close “over here guys” cate leans down and whispers in her ear “just smile love” Luna blushes as she feels cate kiss her forehead, the paparazzi just eatting this up

K – Kiss (How do they kiss? Who usually initiates?)

They both kissing each other, they both love being close to each other

L – Love (How do they first say those three words?)

Cate just blurts it out during an argument, after Carol Luna was pretty suspicious about Rooney’s relationship with Cate, she wasn’t suspicious about Rooney liking Cate since she was Dating her boyfriend but she didn’t really trust cate which lead to the huge fight “for Christ sakes I love you!”

M – Movies (What kinds of movies do they watch together? Is it a regular Netflix ritual?)

They love all marvel movies so Luna was so excited when Cate got into marvel

N – Nicknames (Things they call each other)

Cate called her the usual names. Darling, love, baby, honey, sweetheart. All of which Luna loved and she always blushes which cate loved.

O – One (Tell us about the moment they realized they were with the one.)

They were in Hawaii just on a trip since Cate had just wrapped a huge movie, they were sitting on the beach just watching the sunset when Cate looks over at Luna. Her brown hair in a pony tail but pieces touching her cheek gently, her blue eyes almost glowing from the sun, suddenly Luna turns to her and smiles “is something wrong” Cate shakes her head “no you are just so beautiful”

P – Pizza (What is their favorite food to eat together?)

They love Chinese food and get it at least 3 times a week

Q – Quit (Do they break up? Almost break up? What happened?)

They never fight enough to where they almost break up

R – Rainy Days (How do they comfort each other on dark days?)

When the anxiety of fame and depression get to Luna she breaks down hard but cate is always there to hold her while she cry’s and Cate says the sweetest words to her “it’ll be okay I promise, I’m not going anywhere I love you so much”

S – Soft (Something one of them did that turned the other into absolute mush)

After the Thor Red carpet Cate always loved to gush about her, in an interview a woman asks “how is it dating someone that is not only younger than you but also so established at this age” Cate smiles “it’s a joy, she is so versatile in everything she does her voice can sing anything than when she acts it’s so natural for her! She is just is perfect, her range is amazing I couldn’t be happier!”

T – Texting (Do they text each other a lot? What do they usually talk about over the phone?)

They do text a lot when they aren’t together which is most of the time, Luna sends her a lot of Tik toks to make cate laugh

U – Unique (Tell us about some of their odd habits that surprised one another.)

Her vocabulary is truly amazing, she will be talking when she says a super long word and Luna laughs “what does that even mean?”

V – Vanity (Something they’re proud of in themselves and their partner)

Cate loves how Luna dresses while cate has like 10 stylists Luna does her own hair, makeup and picks her own outfits for events

W – Wedding (Tell us about your wedding head canon if they’ve gotten that far. Or if not, have they talked about it?)

They talk about marriage and neither are in s rush to get married since Cate had just gotten out of a long marriage

X – X (Something they hate about the other)

Cate hated how Luna could get anyone’s attention without even trying, when she walked into the room everyone’s eyes went onto her

Y – Youtube (What are they like online? Do they post about their relationship constantly?)

They don’t post on YouTube but since they were both famous there relationship was pretty known

Z – Zoo (Are they into animals? Do they want pets? What kind?)

Luna had a mini farm at her house in LA, she had pigs, chickens and cats which cate loves.

#cate blanchett #cate Blanchett imagine #fanfic #lou miller #oceans 8

[lovemesomesurveys]

Name 3 things you want to buy from the store soon. Some more microwave meal things I like to have on hand for easy lunches, some snacks, and more coffee. Name 3 of the best DIY youtubers. I don’t watch any DIY YouTubers. What color shirt did you wear yesterday? Black. Majority of my shirts are black. Are you sick right now? Yes. Do you get sick frequently? Yes, but not with like colds and flus and whatnot. I actually rarely get those, thankfully. I just get/feel sick in other ways all the time due to health reasons.

When was the last time you had the stomach flu? It’s been a few years. Not fun. Do you see rudeness online daily? I don’t spend much time in the comment sections anymore on things to be honest. Otherwise, I definitely would see rudeness daily. People are brutal. Do you wish your life were better than it is? I wish my health was better that’s for sure. That’s the biggest issue I have that affects everything else in so many ways. Who is someone whom you want to ask questions? No one comes to mind. What is something you have a hard time grasping? Life? What is something God is teaching you right now? Patience and trust for sure, but also I think this is meant to be a time to build my faith and relationship with Him. Do you try to sell old clothes online? No, I haven’t done that but I’ve thought about it. ^And if yes, have you had good luck with that? -- Do you think of life as holy? It doesn’t seem that way when you see all that goes on in the world with violence and hate. Would you ever want a super-realistic baby doll? No thank you. Those are suuuuper creepy. What is one question you want to ask somebody? -- Do you prefer pineapples or cacti? I don’t have a preference or interest in either one. Elephants or llamas? Elephants. Rainbows or fairies? Fairies. Mermaids or dragonflies? Mermaids. 

Ladybugs or bumblebees? Neitherrrr. Name one thing you could do with a pinecone. Put some cinnamon scented oil or something on it and use it as decor during Christmastime. I’ve bought some before and they smell SO good. Have you ever seen a gigantic pinecone before? I don’t think so. List 3 places you'd like to visit. I need a beach trip ASAP, Hawaii, and Sweden. Do you own a hula skirt? No. Do you encounter rudeness on facebook often? I don’t, no. What is the last book you read, what was it about, and was it good? I’m currently reading, “The Girl and the Unlucky 13″ by AJ Rivers. It’s the 13th book in a murder mystery series that I’ve been really enjoying. List five good names for girl twins. Nah. List five good names for boy twins. Nah. What is the best thing that ever happened to you? Starting my relationship with God. Have you ever tried to impress anyone? I’m not impressive. Has anyone ever accused you of being gay? Not that I’m aware of. What's a secret that you've never told anyone? It’s a secret. Do you wish you knew who cared about you or had someone who did? I do have people that care about me. Do you wish you could talk to someone you could trust right now? I have my family to talk to if I need to. ^If yes, what would you say? -- Are you wondering if a certain person cares about you? No. What facebook groups have you found the most helpful? Bible study groups. Do you correct grammatical errors when you see them? Mentally, yes. Did your mom ever own a typewriter? Probably. Did you name all of your stuffed animals and dolls? No. What would you have your bridesmaids wear? I don’t plan on getting married. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon? -- What is the best date you've ever had? Cafe and bookstore dates with Ty. Are you sick right now? Yes. You asked this. Do you gargle with salt water when your throat is congested? I’ve never done that. Do you feel loved? Yes. Do you like your butt? Why or why not? What butt? ha. List 3 pet peeves you have. Eating sounds, ice clinking against the glass, and being told to calm down or chill out. List 1 favorite pizza topping. A new favorite is cilantro. Is your floor clear? Yeah. Do you wear a watch every day? I never wear a watch. What do you think of people who wear a cross necklace every day? I don’t see a problem with that. 

Are you ashamed of your faith? Not at all. Have you ever felt ashamed of your faith? No. What is it that you believe in? I’m a Christian.  Has anyone ever tried to force their beliefs on you? Yes. Have you ever personally been a victim of homophobia? No. Have you ever been accused of being homophobic? No. Have you realized that what people accuse you of is true of them? Not always, but I’ve seen many instances where that was the case. Do you find it strange that people who live in a bubble think they don't? They’re in a bubble, it’s all they know so it’s hard to see otherwise. Do you think you'd be happier if you had a pet? I have a doggo. <3 Who was the last person you went on a date with? Ty. How long has it been since that last time you went on a date? It’s been a few years now. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Nope. Have you ever been pregnant? Nope. Are all of your friends having babies right now? All my Facebook “friends” seem to. Do you think babies are cute? Yeah. What is your favorite style of pants? Leggings. I live in ‘em. List five trends that you follow. I don’t even know what’s trendy anymore. I’m super out of the loop. List five trends that you haven't caught onto. *shrug* How old were you when you first got a cell phone? I was 16. What is a health problem you had in the first grade? Scoliosis.  Were you ever hospitalized as a little kid? Yes, several times. What's your favorite way to curl your hair? I don’t curl my hair. Do you ever put curlers in your hair? No. Name someone you miss. My grandparents who have passed away. Name two people you love. My mom and brother. Are the birds chirping today? Not at the moment, it’s 3:30AM. At what age did you start swearing? In high school, but not much. I’m still not one to curse a lot.  Who was your first best friend (apart from a sibling)? My mom. Ha, you didn’t say apart from a parent. Do you have memories of going to church when you were little? Yes, I went sometimes with my grandparents. What is something you physically can't do? Walk... Have you ever been put in the wrong section in a choir? No. What time zone are you in? Pacific. Favorite day of the week? They’re all the same to me. What was your favorite day of the week as a kid? Friday of course. It was “Fun Friday” at school and also pizza day, plus it meant the weekend, which was super exciting as a kid. I miss those days. :( Have you ever been a victim of substance abuse? No. ...spiritual abuse? No. ...emotional abuse? No. ...mental abuse? No. ....physical abuse? No. ...sexual abuse? No. ...sexual harassment? No. ....bullying? No. .....another kind of harassment? No. ....persecution? No. ...hate crimes? No. Do you have any true friends? I have my family.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

[likemereckless]

tag game! get to know me

tagged by: my dear wonderful friend @jandjsalmon

1. what is the color of your hairbrush? Pink. It’s a curly detangler brush.

2. a food you will never eat? I won’t eat ANYTHING from the ocean because it creeps me out... or mushrooms. Or anything slimy. I don’t like textures.

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? I’m always cold. The hubs makes fun of me constantly for all my layers.

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? I’m working on a project for a Fellowship I’m doing and downing coffee.

5. what’s your favourite candy bar? York Peppermints. Anything chocolate and mint makes me so happy.

6. have you ever been to a professional sports game? Yes- I’ve been to Yankee games, Giants games (football), and Devils games.

7. what is the last thing you said out loud?  “Don’t put that tiara on the dog.”

8. what is your favourite ice cream? Store- Mint Chip. Local Place- Red Devil

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? COFFEE!

10. do you like your wallet? I’ve never thought about it. I’m not particularly attached?

11. what is the last thing you ate? Eggs over medium and toast.

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? I haven’t bought clothes since last fall. 

13. what’s the last sporting event you watched? Yankee game.

14. what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? I’ve never had flavored popcorn. I like butter? lol.

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? Husband. We are exchanging memes.

16. ever been camping? Yes. I had a blast! I went with college friends and we made a bonfire and went rafting and it was a wonderful time.

17. do you take vitamins? I don’t. I should because I’m always found with low iron, but I hate vitamins so meh....

18. do you regularly attend a place of worship? I used to moreso than now. My mother still does. I’m having come current issues with this in the US and something personal. I’d be happy to explain over DM but not here.

19. do you have a tan? I am basically transparent. I don’t think I can tan.

20. do you prefer Chinese or pizza?  We have AMAZING pizza here in Jersey so pizza all the way.

21. do you drink your soda through a straw? I don’t really drink soda unless there’s a party. So I guess no.

22. what color socks do you usually wear? I love socks. I have every color, rainbow, neon patterned, polka dot, mickey mouse....

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? I don’t because there are too many fricken cars in my congested area.

24. what terrifies you? Airplanes and the ocean.

25. look to your left, what do you see? 15 TY beanie babies lined up on my loveseat that I’m supposed to “feed”

26. what chore do you hate most? Laundry. Folding the laundry is evil.

27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? If I hear one around here I think, “Why on earth would you leave Australia for Jersey- the oil and petrochemical refinery state.”

28. what’s your favorite soda? If I have soda I’ll go for rootbeer

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? I prefer the drive thru.

30. what’s your favourite number? 10

31. who’s the last person you talked to? My daughter. She’s 3.

32. favorite meat? Mmmm steak.

33. last song you listened to? Want You Bad- The Offspring

34. last book you read? September Love- Lang Leav I had preordered it a long time ago and it arrived a week early to my happy surprise!

35. favorite day of the week? Friday because the promise of the weekend is looming

36. can you say the alphabet backwards? yes. so can my tiny human. we sing it for fun.

37. how do you like your coffee? In my veins. I ship whole beans from this fantastic shop. I keep 6 kinds in my kitchen at all times. I have a cold brew french press for ices and if I’m doing hot I’ll have my first cup with a splash of milk and after that, black. Hmmm this coffee issue is probably why I had an ulcer.

38. favorite pair of shoes? My husband got e a pair of tieks since I travel and stand so much for work. Very comfy.

39. time you normally get up? 6:00

40. which do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? Depends on the circumstance. Sunrise when we watched from a mountain in Hawaii. Sunset when I’m watching at a dinner.

41. how many blankets are on your bed? Too many.

42. describe your kitchen plates? I’d call them fiesta. They have funky squiggles and lines and patterns in vibrant colors. Picture a crazy donkey pinata.

43. describe your kitchen at the moment: Gray stone floor, white cabinets, a sunset orangey color paint.

44. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? Jameson or Fat Tire allagash white

45. do you play cards? Not really. I used to.

46. what color is your car? White

47. can you change a tire? nope. lol.

48. your favorite state or province? I’ve been to 25 of our 50 states and can find something I loved about each. I loved them all for such different reasons so it’s hard to choose.

49. favorite job you’ve had? Hmmm I liked when I worked for the journalism lab.

Tagging: @lizzy92rc @cheryllclayton @velvetsugarbabexo @earthlaughsinflowersblog @lucivar @stonerbughead @adrumlynjump

[churchofrileytanev]

50 Questions! 

tagged by @ethan-bears and @itsjuliak5 thank you!!! 💛✨🤩💫💫😌💛💛✨💗🤍🤍💗🤠💫🤠😌🥺💛

what is the color of your hairbrush? i have a wooden paddle brush and a black pick comb

name a food you never eat? mushrooms

are you typically too warm or too cold? too cold, my body like refuses to regulate temperature normally lol

what were you doing 45 minutes ago? having a breakdown over algebra then eating tacos

what's your favorite candy bar? crunchie bar

have you ever been to a professional sports game? i went to a flames game when i was like maybe 10 and had no clue what was happening, can’t even remember who they were playing (maybe arizona????)

what is the last thing you said out loud? something about how my dog loves ice cream i think

what is your favorite ice cream? either moose tracks (people from british columbia rise up) or tiger 

what was the last thing you had to drink? bubbly water

do you like your wallet? yes, i have a small card wallet which is great for errands and my actual wallet has cacti on it

what is the last thing you ate? dairy queen skor blizzard

did you buy any new clothes last weekend? no but the few pieces i ordered awhile ago finally came, we do be loving new sweatpants and cord jeans

what's the last sporting event you watched? hockey

what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? idk normal flavour, salted, but pickle popcorn does slap

who is the last person you sent a text message to? my sister 

ever go camping? as often as i can!! one of my sisters and i did a week long camping trip this summer 

do you take vitamins? when i remember, yes

do you regularly attend a place of worship? no, i am not religious 

do you have a tan? my tan from the summer is still around so that counts i think lol

do you prefer Chinese or pizza? pizza

do you drink your soda through a straw? though it elevates the experience, no

what color socks do you usually wear? depends, i went through a funky sock phase so i still have a bunch of those but mainly like no socks or black

do you ever drive above the speed limit? i try to drive the speed limit in residential areas, speed of traffic on any main road, and highways..... the speed limit is a suggestion 

what terrifies you? failure, falling, being a disappointment, apes/monkeys

look to your left, what do you see? my yoga mat

what chore do you hate most? vacuuming 

what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? steve irwin????

what's your favorite soda? diet cream soda

do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? definitely the drive through 

what's your favorite number? my favourite number is 11 but my jersey number is 19

i accidentally deleted this question so i’m sorry 

favorite cut of beef? i have no preference, i’m mainly vegetarian lol

last song you listened to? “lovers” by anna of the north

last book you read? ‘world war z’ by max brooks

favorite day of the week? thursday and saturday 

can you say the alphabet backwards? no

how do you like your coffee? with vanilla coconut creamer or frothed milk

favorite pair of shoes? either my hiking boots or any of my vans

time you normally get up? 7ish for school, 4-5 for hiking, and 9ish for weekends

what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? both, i will not pick

how many blankets on your bed? three in the summer, four-five in the winter

describe your kitchen plates? white and blue 

describe your kitchen at the moment? everything is cleaned up 

do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? i don’t drink a lot because i’m diabetic and just turned 18 but pink whitney and bubbly water, gin & tonics, wine/sangria, and cocktails slap (sound like a bit of an alcoholic from that lol but i swear i don’t drink a ton)

do you play cards? i play crib sometimes 

what color is your car? the family car i can drive is black but i ALMOST bought a dark blue car a few weeks ago

can you change a tire? yes, i will be the prefect match for any nhl player

your favorite state? i have only ever been to california and hawaii but i would love to do the pacific northwest (washington, oregon) and like colorado and utah

favorite job you've had? i was a swim instructor for youths with disabilities and that was so awesome

I tag: @tylermotte @cartrshart @dude-wheres-makar @berrybreadd and anyone else who wants to join but pressure though, it's a long one

#i was tagged

[savoies]

50 questions.

i was tagged by @cartrshart. thank you ash, ive been wanting to do this one. (:

1) what is the color of your hairbrush? - one is purple and one is white+pink. 2) name a food you never eat? -cow head or tongue. its popular in Mexican culture but its not for me.

3) are you typically too warm or too cold?

- my body is super warm always like always that my family cant even place their hand on my shoulder when its hot outside.

4) what were you doing 45 minutes ago?

- i was working on cast my mutuals on my main account. 5) what’s your favorite candy bar? kit kat. 6) have you ever been to a professional sports game? yes! i used to go to a lot as a kid cause my uncle used to get tickets. i went to many angels games, an indoor football game, and when i was seven i went to my first hockey game. but recently i went to a devils and leafs game(both against the ducks) in march. the devils game was the first game i went to after i started liking the nhl. 7) what is the last thing you said out loud? - ¨ merrimack keeps sending me emails even though they dont have my major.¨ telling my mom after reading my school emails. 8) what is your favorite ice cream? either cookies & cream or cookie dough. (wow ash exactly the same oop) 9) what was the last thing you had to drink? water. (: 10) do you like your wallet?

- yeah i have been wanting a smaller wallet for a while and i finally got it a while back.

11) what is the last thing you ate? Neapolitan ice cream. 12) did you buy any new clothes last weekend? actually i did! i bought a waterproof jacket, a Hawaiian shirt, a half zipper sweater, and a t-shirt. (: yard sale things oop. 13) what’s the last sporting event you watched? i believe it was game 2 with my mom. 14)what is your favorite flavor of popcorn? movie theater popcorn with movie theater butter jsjs. 15) who is the last person you sent a text message to? i rarely text anyone outside of tumblr. rori. @andreisvechnigod love you <3 

16) ever go camping? yes! we have an annual camping trip that we’ve gone on for about for more than five years.but it got canceled this year. :( 17) do you take vitamins? nope. 18) do you regularly attend a place of worship? yes ma’am. i grew up religious and then like i hated my church(cause the people were like hypocrites oop) but then my parents took us to another church and i like it there a lot. a lot of cute guys lol. the vibe is great. every sunday (: 19) do you have a tan? does a bad tan line count? 20) do you prefer Chinese or pizza? depends but usually Chinese.  21) do you drink your soda through a straw? if its from restaurants then yes but if its straight outta the can then no. 22) what color socks do you usually wear? black with a colored line and colored letters of the brand at the bottom. 23) do you ever drive above the speed limit? cant drive ahaha. 24) what terrifies you? all of the above, heights, bugs, public speaking, etc. 25) look to your left, what do you see? fan. 26) what chore do you hate most? deep cleaning the whole house. 27) what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent? g’day mate 28) what’s your favorite soda? dr. pepper 29) do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? drive thru all the way, my social anxiety cant handle going in. 30) what’s your favorite number? 11 cause of my birthday or 21. 31) last person you talked to?

my mom.

32) favorite cut of beef? idk? ahaha. 33)last song you listened to? driving to Hawaii by summer salt but im currently listening to she looks so perfect by 5sos. 34) last book you read? for school outliers but on my own a crime book and the last song by Nicholas sparks. 35) favorite day of the week?  Saturday. 36) can you say the alphabet backwards? no. 37)how do you like your coffee? more creamer than coffee, i know. :\ 38) favorite pair of shoes? my velcro vanz probs or the basic old school vanz or dark blue converse. 39) time you normally get up? 5:30am if i go on a hike if not 7:45 for school. weekends it depends anywhere from 10am to 2pm oop. sundays at 8 if i go to church. 40)what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunsets but if you have the chance to see a sunrise they're pretty cool too. 41)how many blankets on your bed? 2 small throws. 42) describe your kitchen plates? black and the bigger ones are jade blue with a black border. 43) describe your kitchen at the moment? tidy messy oop. 44) do you have a favorite alcoholic drink? im a minor. (margaritas are chill though) non alcoholic of course. 45) do you play cards? we play different card games with my family sometimes. 46) what color is your car? dont have one. cant drive but both of my parents are a type of gray and id like a black one probs. 47) can you change a tire? with assistance maybe? my dad has shown us the basics once when we broke down in the freeway at 9pm.  48) your favorite state? i live in CA and its really all i know but i love utah and i really want to see Colorado and the east coast. 49) favorite job you’ve had? due to a personal reason i cant have a job rn. so none since ive never had one lol. 50) this one is long so ill understand if you skip it lol. @hartsyhart @seggy-seggs @andreisvechnigod @kncny @farabees @leeqianxiao @jmaybanks(also sorry if youve done it already.)

#ari speaks #tag game #hockey buds.