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purrfectlycontent · 2 months
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“i can still hear his voice…”
“gay gay homosexual gay”
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traumxrei-archive · 1 year
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Okay wait kinda sorta unrelated but i raise you:
🎆Malleussy🎆
Homeboy asked us for a nickname i mean-💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡 the power of octussy and malleussy what cant you do 🤡🤡🤡 slay thank you for coming my ted talk xoxo good day fam💀🤡✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
(octussy...yeah........)
HELPPPPPPP ME THE EMOJIS TOO— omg this would be a perfect nickname after gen z! yuu figures out that hornton/tsunoutaro is malleus draconia and they wanna give him a more slay nickname sjdkfsjkf
yuu: hornton is a bit too basic, yk ?
malleus: basic..?
yuu: you're giving off...a certain vibe...
malleus: what is this vibe thing you speak of?
yuu, snapping their fingers: i got it !! your new nickname is...
✨️Malleussy ✨️
malleus, not understanding one word: heh...how interesting...
the first years in the back: you did NOT just -ussy-fy malleus draconia's name—
I CAN'T now i'm imagining yuu just -ussy-fying all the other dorm leader's names too :')))) riddussy,,,,leo-ussy,,,,FRICK WAIT VILUSSY HAHAHSJDFSDJHFSJ
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wordsifelt · 2 years
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Reading Husky And His White Cat Shizun is a freaking rollercoaster, like, it's such a heartbreaking novel, I have never cried so much over a piece of literature before (which considering my reading preferences is pretty shocking), the words literally crush your soul into tears and then *Tada!* there's stuff like this-
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Like wtf Meatbun?? Is this angst or comedy pls stick with one my heart can't take this type of complete 180 in such a short span of time
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curuthalion · 1 year
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I was very delighted when I saw that Spotify just recommend me Goncharov's main theme (by Jordan Dean) in my weekly mix.
Well done everyone!
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madame-mongoose · 2 years
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I think the Librarian would be the type of person to send you really old cat memes and only use the internet for cat related things. He shows you his phone and guaranteed you will see a cat video
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ladamania · 3 months
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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion
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its-your-mind · 4 months
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EXCELLENT WORK EVERYONE KEEPING THE MISSPELLED TAG TRENDING DYSLEXIC PERCY WOULD BE PROUD
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very-gay-pagan · 4 months
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First original shower thought I've ever had If parallel universes and the multiverse are real then what if universe jumping is really common- so common that we don't notice it? that stranger you almost bumped into that came out of nowhere you just jumped dimensions, but the only change is that that stranger was there at that time so that would make your family.. not yours? they love you the same because you're the same person technically but theyre not yours
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mwagneto · 4 months
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the companion will go oh god doctor who is that?? and the doctor will get all serious and somber and say listen. he's the most evil creature in the universe. he's the worst enemy i've ever faced. he's horrible and unpredictable and you can never ever let your guard down. and then the villain will walk into the room like this
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flimflamfranky · 8 months
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hi buddy
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clitorises · 7 months
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ovulating all by yourself, handsome?
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charlietheepicwriter7 · 3 months
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The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.
A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.
Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"
Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.
The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.
There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.
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stuckinapril · 11 months
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In my everything makes me burst into tears era
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crows-home · 10 months
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more funny things that happened on my first watch of nimona
ID by @peachygos
[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawn panels of two people on a couch, one wearing a cap and the other glasses. First is Ballister kneeling in front of the Queen, as she says "Congratulations, Sir Boldheart." Cap says, "OK!! Calling it right now! Queen's gonna die & they're gonna think he did it." Glasses says, "You think?" Cap continues, "Yup! Said in the summary that he's accused of a tragedy. They're gonna find her stabbed w/ his sword by the morning. Maybe during a party or smth." Glasses says, "Hm... Maybe-"
The second image shows just the two on the couch, washed in green light from the screen as the Queen dies. They look at the screen in gaping shock, then at each other.
The next screenshot is of Ballister clutching at his shoulder with a grunt of pain. Both people lean forward in focus. Glasses says, "Wait- did he cut off his whole arm-?" Cap says, "No! Nah, he just knocked the sword out of his hand, I think. Maybe his shoulder got hurt & he's holding his arm back?" Glasses says, "Dude I don't think-"
The final screenshot is a continuation of the previous shot, the camera zooming out to show Ballister clutching his shoulder, and his severed arm laying in the foreground. Both characters silently watch the screen in shock. Glasses gasps and covers their mouth with their hand. /end ID]
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criticalrolo · 1 year
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y’all know what time it is 🔴
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I don't think I've ever related to a set of responses more than this
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