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beescake · 4 months

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i am in love with your sollux i think

sollux love party :]

if you’re interested heres some of my personal fondness thoughts on him.. big warning for the mega long read ahead aye

as we alr know sollux's rejection of participation somewhat mirrors dave's rejection of heroism, but even without getting cooked to completion i still find sollux's character v compelling beyond the fourth wall

as someone who doesnt get a pinch of that Protagonist Sparkle to begin with, he can openly say he wants to leave anytime…. and unlike dave, he actually Can leave the scene anytime. but he can never be truly Free from the story via permanent character death like the other trolls.

his irrelevancy is indeed relevant - he’s there so u can point him out.

while his image is intended to be a relic of past internet subculture, his role is not only about hehehaha being a Chad or a 2000s cyberforum 2²chan haxxor ragequit gamebro.

his continued existence also happens to add a Bit to the overarching themes of homestuck! a Bit that gives him longer-lasting thematic relevance compared to the trolls who could’ve had more character potential but didnt get to survive beyond the main story.

the Bit in question:

his defiance contributes to the illusion of agency (treating characters = people with autonomy). he’s “aware” of it, and that recognition is worth noting enough to forcibly keep him alive as both reward and punishment.

considering how his personality & classpect is designed its definitely a very haha thing for hussie to do LOL. he’s made to be op asf so he's resigned to doing dirty work, gradually deteriorating along the way but never truly dying. as fans have mentioned before, him openly rejecting involvement after a while of grim tolerance is like if the sim u were controlling suddenly stopped, looked up and gave u the finger while u were step six into the walkthrough for Every Possible Sim Death Animation.

but since he’s just a sim… the more he hates it, the more you keep him around. if ur sim started complaining abt your whimsical household storyline you’d definitely keep that little fuck.

but yeah i like that sollux is just idling. the significance of his presence being that one dude who's always reliably Somewhere, root core Unchanged, no individual ambitions (possibly due to fear of consequence?), and design-wise: a staple representative product of his time.

compared to dirk's character, who has aged phenomenally well into the present (themes of control + AR + artificial intelligence, clearer exploration around navigating relationships/sexuality, infinite possibilities of self-splinterhood and trait inheritance), sollux's potential is really... contained. bitter. defeatist. limiting and frustrating in the way old tech is.

the world continues moving on to shinier, brighter, more advanced automated things - minimalist and metaverse or whatever but sollux is still here 🧍‍♂️ going woohoo redblue 3d. (tho personally i imagine his vibe similar to what the kids call cassette futurism on pinterest mixed w more grimy grunge insectoid influences eheh)

conceptually-speaking,

at the foundation of it all, the rapid pace of modern development was built off the understanding of ppl like sollux in the past, who were There actively at work while the dough was still beginning to rise

thats one of the cool things abt the idea of trolls preceding humans! the idea that trolls like sollux excelled back when lots of basic shit still needed to be discovered, building structures like networks and codes from scratch, and humans will eventually inherit and reinvent that knowledge in ways that become so optimized it makes the old manual effort seem archaic, slow, and labour-intensive.

but despite information/resources/shortcuts being more accessible now, much of the new highly-anticipated stuff released on trend still end up unfinished, inefficient, or expiring quickly due to cutting corners under severe capitalistic pressures

meanwhile, some of the old stuff frm past generations of thorough, exploratory and perfectionistic development still remains working, complete, and ever so sturdy.

those things continue to exist, just outside our periphery with either:

zero purpose left for modern needs (outdated/obsolete)

or

far too important to replace or destroy, bcs of its surprisingly essential and circumstantial usefulness in one niche specific area.

which are honestly? both points that sum up sollux pree well.

dramatic ending sorry. anw are u still on the fence or are u Sick abt him like me </3

#ask #anon #sollux captor #homestuck #hs2 spoilers #2023 #vioart #hs2 sollux explaining girls and bitches to john: 🗣️🗣️🗣️#mr foods‚ setting up the visuals: LMAO ok pause. cool story bro theyre all gone its just u n ur sandwich bro.#now that i think abt it sol's kind of a toaster? awkwardly takes up countertop space #lacks the versatility and sociability of an air fryer/pressure cooker. unwashed and littered w crumbs!#but sometimes the clear‚ frank simplicity of the toaster is a temporary lifesaver for ppl who struggle w low appetite / decision fatigue #or ppl who just have a habit of eating toast for breakfast LOL #and eh ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ even if u dont feel like toasting today thats ok he's still gonna be sitting there 👍👍#a funnyman..... i curse him in my pan but root for him in my biscuit 🫶

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temeyes · 5 months

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weirdly, i dreamt of Ghost earlier. he made himself a Tocino Sandwich and he literally said this to me in the dream.

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clamsjams · 2 months

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not sure what’s up with the grian fishing saga but as a fish xb fan i decided to make this

#to be clear grian may have physically fished more than xb #but in spirit xbs fishiness obliterates him #or something lol #i was gonna make it about seeing the horrors or something #but then i couldn’t think of a way to do that without replace basically all the text like that one subway sandwich image #maybe i’ll still make it idk #image #alt text #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #hc s10 #xbcrafted #hermitcraft xb #grian #hermitcraft grian #hermitcraft memes #posts from the ocean

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qbdream · 1 year

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chuckle sandwich is a normal podcast

#i made these gifs like uhhhh almost a year ago probably #oh my god it was OVER a year ago..... it was MARCH. thats disgusting #anyway.#i saw we were talking about schlatt tonight so here we go #time for boring relevant tags now #jschlatt #schlatt #slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #chuckle sandwich #mine*#i've literally been debating posting these for over a year LOL

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plistommy · 2 years

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”Steve Harrington is a bottom!” I scream into the mic.

Everyone starts to boo me so I walk away in shame, but then two voices coming from the crowd stop me.

”They’re right!” the two people yell and who does the voices belong to? Billy Hargrove and Eddie Munson.

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oceanwithouthermoon · 3 months

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people who hate female characters cuz they "get in the way" of their gay ships r so weak, im gonna transify ur blorbo and make them lesbians

#this is about ruinene but applies to a lot of things #lesbian ruinene lesbian terusai lesbian zelink :333 #zelink lesbians in every damn universe idc what anyone says #miphlink even... mayhaps...#midlink lesbians too mwahmwahmwah #uhhhhh payalink lesbians? i miss them :(#payalink is real to me idc idc #OR UH IDK IF YONA AND SIDON HAVE A SHIP NAME BUT THEYRE LESBIANS NOW #yonasidlink lesbians actually tbh like thats real #pinkie pie and cheese sandwich are also lesbians #thats like the reverse of this cuz ppl hate cheese for getting in the way of lesbian pinkie lol #idc im keeping it here #ummmm toyanene emukasa mizurui lesbians idk im done #have i made this exact post before? yes and idc #i'll make it again #i mean it #meows post

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crybaby-bkg · 1 year

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Bakugou hates this fucking time of year. Mainly because of the cold and dreary weather, but also because of the holidays and the upcoming expectations of and from him. He’s a damn good gift giver—when he wants to be, and only because he listens, also when he wants to—but the part he hates the most about it?

Gift wrapping. It’s a damn obligation from hell. He’d rather go out and buy all the gift boxes and bags and bows and shit before he’d ever wrap a gift. Maybe he hates it because he’s not automatically good at it, maybe he hates it because it’s just fucking stupid and useless if you’re just gonna tear through the wrapping paper anyway!

But he does it, for you and only you. Only because you came home at the beginning of the month with armfuls of wrapping paper and bows and gift tags and tissue paper and—and too much red and green and white. You’re so excited, and he can’t deny how cute you look sticking your tongue out when you cut the wrapping paper around the gift you got for Mina.

He stares at the present he brought you months in advance, wonders what’s so hard about wrapping a tiny little velvet box? And discovers his hatred all over again for wrapping paper and tape and shear scissors and dumb sticky bows. But the face you make at him? When he hands you the hand wrapped gift hidden under the tree on a horrendously cold morning?

It makes him warmer inside than he cares to admit. You don’t make fun of his wrapping skills or how there’s too much tape and that one hole he made in it when he gripped it too hard. You only grin at him, tear into the gift with haste, whisper about how nice it is to get some hand wrapped from him knowing how much he hated it. But maybe—maybe he doesn’t hate it so much now. Not if it gets this reaction out of you every time.

#thought about this while I was wrapping my nieces gifts today lol #damn near CRIED!!!!!#have y’all ever had to wrap a baby alive or a fucking ARCHERY SET????#HELLO????#so difficult for no reason #my personal hc for me n bkg is that he hates winter like how I hate fall lol #we’re both miserable until spring comes around and then suddenly everything is okay #also is it tacky to wrap an engagement ring LOL that’s not what I pictured in the box but still I’m curious #I pictured a nice necklace or bracelet that is personal to you #like a bday gemstone or the like #BUT IS IT TACKY????#and would u beat him up if he did that bc I think I would a little bit #alright gn I am tired and want that new mozzarella sandwich from Wendy’s #—new treat in the streets! 🍫#bakugou treats! 🍬

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somegrumpynerd · 7 months

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@shadowy-suitcase-herring-neck I hope you don't mind but I saw your emotional support dog for Dream and I wanted to do some doodles of him ^^

#UTDR #UTMV #Dream Sans #Swap Sans #Nightmare Sans #Killer Sans #Mateo is the goodest boy and he will get so many sandwiches #Blue might have a bit more self control but I feel like Dream and Ink would be giving him treats constantly #Dream deserves a little fluffy buddy to help him rest #Also I threw Nightmare and Killer in because I can't stop drawing them lately lol #It's okay Killer is friendly and he's had most of his shots #My Art

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spittyfishy · 4 months

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Well it took ages but I finally finished the main game of Pokémon Scarlet!! It was super fun and as always I wanted to draw my team to mark the occasion! So I’d like y’all to meet Daffy the Quaquaval, Cham-p the Pawmot, Barbie the Tinkaton, Olie the Coalossal, Black Ice the Cetitan, and Girlboss the Salazzle!! They were all great and I’m super excited to dive in to the DLC next!

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todayisafridaynight · 5 months

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i cant explain it but daigo being subtitled to just be like 'you're making me look like i have no balls' feels so illegal and wrong. hilarious but something's off

#snap chats #WAIT I HAVE TO INTERRUPT THIS POST WITH THE FUNNIEST SHIT #SO I WAS GETTING FOOD FROM MY SCHOOL'S DINING HALL AND YOU CAN WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU WANT ON A SHEET YEAH #AND I SAID I WANTED A SAMMY AND FRIES OK BUT WHEN I GET MY PLATE ITS JUST FRIES #AND YK W/E OK I'LL JUST EAT THAT BUT THEN. WHILE IM LIKE. GETTING PIZZA TO SUB IT YEAH #I HEAR THE COOKS BE LIKE 'yoo why do we just have a sandwich here' AND THE BIN IT #AND I WAS LIKE 'was that a chicken sandwich cause uhhh <:)' AND THE WOMAN WAS JUST ':OOO IM SO SORRY'#LIKE DAWG /IM/ SRRY I FEEL BADLKAJLJ but yeah. they were nice enough to make me another one 😭#ok. back on topic with this fuckin post SORRY. i just have all these potatoes and a pizza to eat with this sadnwich now #i didnt eat breakfast or lunch so its ok. moving on #watch me explain it lol. i think its just cause its hard fr me to imagine daigo even saying balls like that. in jp or english #like he just doesnt have the Oomph to do it like the kansai bitches #see this how i know jo from kansai.... that easy as balls to imagine...#LIKEIM TELLING YOU THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN SAY BALLS AND MEAN IT ARE KANSAI/EAST COAST BITCHES #in regards to eng its the accent... you just put a heavy mphasis on the b yk... any east coast bitches know what im talkin bout #or am i insane.it could be both idk #its cause in context he looks so meek like no !!!!! you dont be shy about balls talk !!!!!!!#I JUST IMAGINE HIM SAYING IT SO POLITE LIKE NO !!!! YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WITH FEELING. WITH YOUR BALLS #anyway daigo bb ily and i care for you but youre not hard enough to say balls #which is the most insaane thing i could say considering Daigo And His History but yk... im right...

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ethereal-feline · 6 months

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I wanna read a Nature of Predators fanfic all about cooking

Because the aliens keep assuming humans are hunting and killing prey and eating it all bloody and raw. An understandable assumption when that's how Arxur attacks are, but the time is 2100s, close to 2200, and humans have synthetic/lab grown meat!

Give me a Venlil seeing a culinary option in the exchange program and hesitantly pursuing it, maybe to see "proof" humans are like Arxur or if there's edible vegetation worth saving from Earth before the Federation does what it does.

Give me the Venlil realizing the already huge list of recipes they're learning is just the vegetarian/vegan options and when they work up the courage to ask about recipes with meat they're given a substitute like tofu because the humans are trying to be extremely careful about actual meat(lab grown or otherwise).

Give me that Venlil learning that cooking and sharing meals is one of the quintessential human bonding experiences and trying to make a traditional Venlil dish with Earth ingredients or making an Earth meal and its a comedy routine with a happy ending.

Give me that Venlil learning about food allergies and how in the everloving hell do reactions range from a tummy ache/being gassy to literal death.

Give me that Venlil accidentally eating meat somehow, having a whole ass existential crisis, but its perfectly timed around The Reveal about the Federation so they feel less bad but still need therapy, and they willingly try meat again to respectfully go "thanks I hate it!" and return to their veggie diet with full informed confidence.

#ether rambles #nature of predators #I have no idea if this has already been explored or not #In any of the patreon side stories #Or some fanfic I haven't found yet #I just ate a sandwich why am I still thinking about food #Also I use Venlil as an example #But honestly maybe other species could work #Like the Gojids or Yotul #But yeah if there is a fanfic about this let me know #I wasn't planning on doing anything today lol

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luckycharms1701 · 2 months

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🏳️‍🌈?

Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

sure am!! i stopped fucking with labels outside of 'queer' a while back, but i am some flavor of aroace with bisexual undertones. i'm also agender because gender is fake and i don't understand it

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

#talking tag #lol just talking last night about how i'd like to be the filling in a 90s casey/april sandwich #ask game #i guess i should tag these too

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vitamin-zeeth · 8 months

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I'm going on multiple long as hell bus journeys next week and I need podcasts to binge please can I have some reccomendations thank youu

#for a basis of ones i like:#tma #red valley #into the night #<< that ones a podcast that just explains the fnaf lore #super suits #ehat else uhh #rslash #chuckle sandwich #yeah thats it #basically i like spooky i like funny and i like informational #and i like audio dramas anthologies people explaining one thing in great detail and OCCASIONALLY some guys sitting and talking #but only if its a really good one cause those can get boring real fast #please i need recs lol audiobooks also work #podcast recs #podcast recommendations #wet floor sign

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plistommy · 2 years

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Billy and Eddie fucking Steve into oblivion…

They’ve already cummed inside the pretty boy a few times, still going and Steve’s a whining mess under them, his hands clutching onto his ruined sheets desperately as the two take turns on him.

And once they’re done, they clean Steve up and cuddle him between them, giving him small kisses and telling him what a good boy he is.

#I just want to them to wreck Steve and then cuddle him afterwards #Praising him and making him feel so loved like the pretty boy deserves!#Gosh I love this trio #Metalhead sandwich #LOL #steve harrington #eddie munson #billy hargrove #harringrove #steddie #harringroveson #billy hargrove x steve harrington x eddie munson #billy x steve x eddie #stranger things #stranger things 4 #lemons #lemon

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oceanwithouthermoon · 5 months

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one of the WORST things i see in fandom/ship discourse is when people say "straight ships just dont sit right with me.." like hey.. what do u mean by that.

ESPECIALLY if we're talking about GIRLS who EXCLUSIVELY like mlm ships... i dont care what you say, i think youre fetishizing gay men and youre weird for this. (same thing with guys who exclusively ship wlw but i see that less in fandoms.)

but then, on the other side of this we get people calling them "heterophobic.." NOOOO THAT ISNT REAL IM LITERALLY RIPPING MY HAIR OUT THAT IS NOT A THING.

its not "straightphobic," in fact its literally more homophobic than anything (do not deny that its super fetishy, we all know that its fetishization so dont play dumb..)

(im not saying u have to ship straight ships btw i literally dont care, ship what u want, im SPECIFICALLY talking about people who hate on them, call them toxic because theyre straight, comment on every post that their gay ship is better, etc.. generally just people who are super annoying and fetishy about it. not just people who ship what they ship.. the thing im talking about is basically watered down fujoshis..)

#this happens in EVERY fandom #its inevitable i think.. but im tired of seeing it #lemme tag some of the fandoms im thinking about sorry u can ignore this post lol #pjsk #project sekai #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#any anime actually #EVERY anime actually..#im not going to tag mlp because i think it deserves to be untainted by this #HOWEVER.. i have seen people do this about fluttercord and pinkie pie x cheese sandwich #mfs act like the ponies having semi-canon husbands and canon baby daddies makes them homophobic #because they 'ruined' the gay ships #SHUT UP OH MY GOD #they didnt ruin anything i hate ship discourse ur literally weird #just cuz ur ship isnt canon doesnt mean u have to stop shipping it #i love twipie!! it will never be canon and I DONT CARE!!#tloz #the legend of zelda #lemme elaborate on that one #i see lots of people hc link as transmasc (lovely hc) and then say that that makes zelink a non-straight ship #hey buddy. thats literally transphobic. whats wrong with u.#sorry for posting discourse again im just bein silly

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chalkeater · 2 years

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🥪 An idiot sandwich that’s right 🥪

For @salfish WHOOOO!!!

#sally face #sal fisher #deltarune #susie deltarune #deltarune susie #susart #fictive #fictives #dd sal #salfish #me: this is just like from Twilight LOL. ''SAY IT!! SAY IT!!''#Sal: an idiot sandwich?#me: ???? no GORDON RAMSEY i JUST said from Twilight.. you know??? bell and edward??#no brain cells today the two of us fr

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