#and i’m a tall bitch

[writersmorgue]

this is NOT an ad by the way i feel like i can’t talk about cool services without it sounding like one- anyway not an ad but if you have shopping anxiety/fitting room anxiety i do recommend stitch fix. it’s not the best for alt clothes or media merch but if you like plainer clothes they have some good quality shit and it’s reasonable priced considering they have a stylist pick shit for you.

#i was dubious because i have a funky lil body type #and i asked for pants like pffff they aren’t gonna fit me #but they actually were pretty close- just a little short #and i’m a tall bitch #anxiety #not bnha #not an ad

[dabislittlemouse]

I am having now the most feral unhinged thoughts over this man

Someone hold me back cause he looks so fucking good I’m about to do the most inappropriate things to him stg

#HES SO TALL #HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PRETTY #I’m bending over like a bitch in heat #dabi #touya todoroki #mha dabi #my hero academia #boku no hero academia

[demon-princess13]

still hate the gif quality, and this fit, but whatever I’m still posting it (iso jeans that fit tall skinny girls!!!)

#these bitches do NOT #I’m too tall #take it back #made this HAT!!! #the fit got better when he complimented it but still #too normal for me #me #my media

[cupiidzbow]

i love him so bad he literally gets beaten with hammers all the goddamn time but i think he can pull the baddest of bitches and he looks like this

#literally I love when people ship rachel and him she deserves to be happy and he will make her happy you hear me 😌☝🏽 #i am in fact one of the bad bitches he pulls grown ass man who’s 3ft tall and is sniffling in the wilderness 🫶🏽 #i watched a bunch of episodes on Pluto tv last night and I have the dvd set so I’m gonna keep going 🥹 #I’ve been watching the dkc tv show and then going to roc.kos modern life im having the time of my life 🫶🏽 #💙🧳🦘 #txt

[ohbelladonnamoon]

Can tumblr please stop showing me those pictures of girls standing on their boyfriends feet babe I’m 5’9 I’m not doing that and also please hold your boyfriends hand not his fingers you’re a grown woman :3

#if I’m wearing my boots I’m at least 6’0 tall bitch I’ll break your toes #girlblogger #girlblogging #this is a girlblog #i’m just a girl #just girly things #female rage #femcel #locally hated #lana del rey #lizzy grant #lana is god #southern gothic #feminist #feminism #radblr #kayla.interrupted #belladonna.posting

[zappedbyzabka]

Bigger taller people do not have to top or be tops bigger taller people do not have to top or be tops bigger taller people do not have to be the top

#This doesn’t mean that everyone who likes a tall top short bottom combo are bad or think this #Dont think I’m saying that #I enjoy seeing my big ass bottom Johnny being shorter sometimes. #But we ALL know how forces that trope is #Muscley. fat. tall. idc. You deserve to be pretty (and girly if you want) and fucked #Don’t let any skinny or short or both bitches who think that only they get to be treated like princesses tell you otherwise #Coming from a tall ish top #Sick of this being enforced everywhere. Small doesnt equal bottom or girly. Big doesn’t equal masculine or toppy #You can weigh 100 pounds more and be 5 inches taller and still bottom. Dont let cunts tell you you cant #On that note. Smaller people do not have to bottom smaller people do not have to bottom smaller people do not have to bottom #You can be a dom top and manhandle your big bottoms #non fandom #lgbtq community #Its ridiculous how anything besides that is treated like a kink

[idrinkwetcementasproteinshakes]

i would be such a good boyfriend honestly

#I would get her gifts frequently #and have a trash can in my bathroom #ya know for periods and allat #speaking of periods #I would always have a box of pads or tampons under the bathroom sink if she forgets to bring some or whatever #and I would also be EXTRA nice to her and buy her chocolate on her period #and I would make sure to compliment her and tell her how much I love her everyday #like I would always make sure she knows she’s a wonderful fabulous gorgeous talented amazing perfect woman #I would also use a bunch of dumb pick up lines while we’re together #and some of the pickup lines would just be from songs she likes #if she likes Tyler the creator? “They should call you sugar cause you’re just so sweet” #if she likes MCR? “I just wanted you to know that the world is ugly but you’re beautiful to me” #etc #and everything she’s insecure of? #I would try my best to make sure she loves them #she has a bigger belly? #girl don’t be insecure of that it’s fuckin gorgeous and if anyone ever tells you otherwise then just call me up so I can bitch slap their #dumbass #I’m not even lying though #girls with bigger stomachs are so cute istg #or if she thinks she’s too tall? #more hight just means more skirt to twirl sister #but ima cis straight girl so idk

[kimkaelyn]

Y’all, so funny story.

for a couple months now I have desperately wanted a shouto figurine. well crunchyroll store had a massive black friday sale and the one I have been wanting was 50% off. as any respectable person would do, I bought it.

well

I did not read the dimensions (because it is a figurine i thought it would be tiny)

it arrived in the mail today…….

it’s 10 inches tall…..

#help #WHAT AM I GOING TO DO #where am i going to put him #😭😭😭😭 #i’m in shock #this bitch almost a foot tall #kaelyn’s diary

[fraggle-rock040]

Some assorted Zael’roh doodles I dug up from my sketchbook

#evil evil bastard man #TALL bastard man #bastard period tbh #he’s such a bitch #I’m so desperate to talk abt him tbh but idk where to start #so I’m just gonna post about him cryptically on occasion and then slink back into the shadows #fenris art #oc #oc artwork #oc: Zael’roh

[nonsafegay]

I have not watched Mutant Apocalypse and I kind don’t plan to BUT,,,,,,,, I’ve been wanting to draw these two ugly fucks for a while anyway

#turtlecest #tcest #if I watch mutant apocalypse will only be to make some leomikey angst #but honestly I’m a shallow bitch and I like the Rise version of these two old men #though points to 12 old man Mikey he ain’t balding #also I like that in both versions Leo is tall as fuck and Mikey so small #size difference🙏🙏 #anyway #future leomikey #12leomikey #leo x mikey #mikeynardo #mikeyleo #mikey x leo

[spacegirlshowmethestars]

no because i don’t want lesbian representation in young royals.

i want a full on lesbian remake of young royals.

#same setting #same scenes #like i want the whole cast to be gender swapped #same dialogues #also the girl version of simon needs to be a tomboy like short hair and everything #i’m sorry i know it’s extremely problematic to say so but i would literally fall in love with the girl version of august #like a mean tall black haired bitch who always works out? cmonnnnn #lesbian #gay #wlw #lgbt #young royals

[wayward-banana]

come read my new hit fanfic that doesn’t exist with stunning taglines such as: when he’s 😳 when he’s killed all your best friends 😳😳 and is going to kill You next 😳😳😳 but he’s TEN FEET TALL (😳!)

#the Surprise here is that he did not in fact kill anyone and Yugana is in for a Wild Ride #it’s got everything. religious trauma. beauty and the beast elements. gay people. blood magic. the slowest burn on the planet #what more could a girl (me) need #Yugana #Marx #my art #ocs #huzzah more art I’m enjoying playing with my blorbos like dolls #Yugana don’t look behind you but there is a beautiful sexy tall bad bitch looming over your shoulder rn #tw blood #blood #just in case ofc #eye contact #a littol…. #so anyways Yugana (catboy) tops— #hit post send post post now

[cupiidzbow]

looking at old f/os from my self shipping from like. a year ago is extremely funny bc my taste went to the opposite side of the spectrum i think

( he realized he was gay and he likes gay bears and furries )

#I wasnt sure of myself at the time but i think I’m sure of my identity now :] #also I really liked tall lanky purple bitches what was up with that 😭😭 #LIKE I REQUIRE FAT AND MUSCLE NOW . I’ve changed as a person #😭😭 #txt

[windy-apple]

Some customer is definitely going to catch me falling on my ass on their doorbell camera.

Especially when I’m lugging around 60+ lbs. of cat litter in the ice/snow.

#deliveries are interesting sometimes #i remember when someone ordered a 42in crate for delivery and they lived on the third floor #i’m 5’ tall so hauling that up the stairs was a bitch

[munamania]

i cannot believe sam just posted a screenshot of the roommate’s ex wearing a Sam-esque outfit and being like tehe im just like sam like first of all u guys r both ugly lame white guys secondly if my roommate was posting from my shitty ex’s (ok i’m filling in a lot of gaps) cf story id be like. why.. also fan behavior also yall r LAME once again ok goodbye

#and i’m not mad on anyones behalf who gives af but well this is a perfect storm for me to bitch bc WJT #WHY*** is sam always heralded as this fashion god he wears the same green shirt and pants and a belt all the time. truly tall white men not #only get away with everything but will get their dick sucked by everybody for being a little quirky maybe #i’m so sick. 🚬 #and sorry yeah he’s my friend. whatever #abby talks

[bexieawfc]

how tall are you bec😭

i’m like just under 5’10 🫣

#i’m kinda a tall bitch x #cutie cel