#and i'm cranky

[dykeseinfeld]

was feeling basically not sick and then i went upstairs and immediately got so lightheaded i had to lie down. i hate this. so much.

#also i ate too much dominos #and i'm cranky #and i'm lonely. and bored.

[lepusrufus]

"Seriously Cait, how do you sit through all these meetings?"

Cranky Vi for the soul <3

(Bg from Arcane bc I'm lazy)

#I'm stupid proud of this one actually #cranky vi my beloved #vi when her cupcake talks about a case for 3 hours 😊 #vi when anyone else talks about a case for 5 minutes🙄 #arcane #caitvi #vi arcane #my art

[teaboot]

Every so often someone IRL gets on my ass about a dumb shit thing I'm doing and it's fine usually except sometimes it's really condescending and holier-than-though and after I've tried a few times to say "yes I know this" and they haven't shut up I kinda wanna just

yanno

#Venting #It's chill to reblog I'm just cranky #Ptsd #Trauma #Trauma cw #Death mention

[jeeaark]

Patch 6 appears to know "what's up" with Greygold's Love Life. Thank you Larian, your accurate depictions bugs never disappoint~ <3

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel #greygold #bg3 patch 6 #guess who just took a small peek at patch 6 #Maybe I'm one of the few to have this opinion but- #I love these BG3 bugs <3 #always adds a bit of spice and chaos to the story #swapped cranky lae'zel for no-touchy lae'zel and Greygold doesn't know if that's any better

[non-un-topo]

Young adults kaysanova?

#remember when i used to draw asdfghfdsa #this is barely them but still taggin #tog #the old guard #kaysanova #siggy draws #obviously someone likes the cold weather and someone doesn't #started with the cranky nicky face then i noticed he looked weirdly young and it evolved from there #always gotta have a cheery joe with you!! #ugh i NEED to finish writing that au in which they were childhood friends. i need it !!!!!! #shoutout to joe's comically large sword wink wonk #maybe that's why nicky's upset lol. but shouldn't he be.... glad? #idek what i'm saying anymore sdfgfds i'm delirious from schoolwork and possibly covid

[pearwaldorf]

The canon gave us absolutely consensual but ill-advised sex after a traumatic event and all some people can do is talk about how it was "actually dubcon"?? (Yeah, "fuck or die" is a trope but "fucking because we nearly died" is something I don't see nearly enough of. )

They don't understand how much of a gift this is and I am Extremely Annoyed. I didn't get into OFMD fandom until after all the S1 episodes dropped, and the lack of nuance and sheer reductiveness some people in it display is a fucking travesty and frankly disrespectful to the show and the work the cast and crew have put into it.

People can enjoy a thing however deeply or shallowly they want. But there's a difference between honestly engaging with the work as it is and making shit up and pretending it's actually canon.

#pear text #cranky post #ofmd spoilers #yes i'm working on something #it'll probably be about six months before it's done lmao #pear watches ofmd

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Event?????

1 or 7, domestic style fluff with my favorite eel?? ♡♡ (it's Floyd of course)

I leave romance vs platonic up to you, gn reader so everyone can enjoy as well :)

Can't wait to see what younc9me up with!!! If you need any help or ideas come bug me, floyd sits in my head constantly like a very annoying song

Warm Mornings; Floyd Leech

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, romance

Content Warning; Some swearing

Word Count; 700+

Author's Note; Who needs a weighted blanket when you have a Floyd? I am here to deliver soft Floyd(TM) hours! (he also sits in my head constantly; the song is the low-quality Funky Town)

Even when Floyd was dead asleep, he squeezed you, and that was your situation now. You were lying on top of him, and he had you in a comfortable yet strong bear hug. Just tight enough that you couldn’t wiggle free from him. And it was normally fine, but last night someone had left the window open and now it was warm and humid in the room, making you feel sticky.

“Floyd,” you whispered, trying to wake him up gently.

A gentle snore was your answer. You should have expected that though, he sleeps like a damn log.

You tried wiggling around a bit, but Floyd just hugged you tighter on unconscious instinct and rolled over, trapping you under him. Yeah, you were officially stuck. “Floydddd,” you groaned, poking him right above his hips. “You’re crushing me.” 

Usually he would wake up by you repeatedly poking him, but he was out cold, he only just shifted, trapping your face where one cheek was pressing against the mattress, and the other was smushed up against his chest. Normally, you wouldn’t complain about this situation, but it was grossly warm. You were also too far away from your usual ‘escape the crushing weight of my dearly beloved eel route’, which was just tickling his legs and feet. Too bad your arms were pretty much pinned against the bed. 

“Floyd, get off me,” you grumbled, squirming around like a worm on a hook.

Still nothing.

Sighing, you accept your fate. Besides the humidity, it was rather nice. Sure, you couldn’t make out the crashing of the waves on the beach, the steady beat of Floyd’s heart was right up against your ear, and it was slow and steady.

Slow and steady, not two words many people would associate with Floyd. It was a calmer side that only you got to see; when you were overwhelmed, or when he was feeling soft. Yes, he was usually a bundle of energy, but even he had his quiet moments. Within the hurricane, there was always the eye, where things remained still, despite the wild winds outside.

“Mmm,” Floyd groaned, the first sign of life you’ve seen since you’d been sandwiched.

He slowly blinked his eyes, working out the sleep from them, and tilted his head down so he could actually see you, since you were still stuck between his chest and the mattress. “Heh heh, I caught a Shrimpy in my sleep!~” He drawled, voice chipper but still heavy from sleep.

“Yes, yes you did. Can you please get off though, it’s gross out,” you groaned. At least he was cute, which the wild bed head only played in his favour. How can he look so good in the morning? Maybe it’s a mer thing… “Floyd?”

He hadn’t moved, and was instead giving you a wide grin. “Hmm, maybe I should’ve called you Crabby instead of Shrimpy, Shrimpy,” he pinched your cheeks teasingly, “since you look pretty crabby right now.”

You rolled your eyes, “And maybe I should use that mushroom risotto recipe that Jade gave me for our dinner tonight. But that’s only if you don’t get off.”

Floyd narrowed his eyes at you, trying to make out if you were bluffing or not, since last time you were dead serious and did exactly that. But he rolled off of you, grumbling a bit. “Meanie,” he muttered.

You shuffled over to where he was dramatically splayed out, his head slightly turned to you, and giving you puppy dog eyes. Chuckling, you kissed him on the lips, as that is what he was being dramatic about.

Giggling, he captured you in his arms yet again, and trapped you against the mattress for a second time this morning. He was giving you a shit eating smile. You weren’t leaving this bed until he had his share of kisses.  

“Floydddd,” you groaned, but you weren’t annoyed with him, if anything, you were amused. There was never a dull moment with him around.

“Shrimpyyyyyy,” he mimicked your voice with a more prominent whine. “You know the drill!~”

Sighing, you ran your hands up through his messy hair, and brought your lips together, deeper this time. You knew the drill; neither of you were getting up until both of your lips were tired, sore, and most likely bitten… which may not be for a while.

~~~~~~~

Tags: @azulashengrottospiano, @eynnwwyjth, @hydra-sea, @krenenbaker, @officialdaydreamer00, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #floyd leech #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech x gn reader #sha la la la my oh my! go on and ~kiss da eel~ #identity! #identity. floyd lives rent-free in my mind and he really should start paying me rent it's damn expensive #free weighted blanket that kisses you; aka I'm cranky because my weighted blanket is being washed and pressure stim is AMAZING #a mattress reader eel sandwich; nice and toasty for ya #you're going to need a shit tonne of chap stick for your poor lips; damn bastard bites and KNOWS his teeth leave a mark #he does it on purpose; but whines if you do the same to him #floyd; shrimpyyyyy why did you bite my lipppppp? #reader; *lips with visible and nearly bleeding marks in their lips cuz of him* you know why #fish bastards my dearly detested #<- for people wondering; i love them but at the same time i hate them #doing a lot of domestic fluff but that makes sense with this event; plus it's good practice; and GYIFYDTSTRSRTHJ BRAIN ROT

[utilitycaster]

I will say: as someone who does make a habit of observing fandom trends and fan behaviors in parallel with fandom, I actually am rather hesitant about novelizations of PCs on the whole.

I cannot count the number of times I have seen this exact cycle:

People gravitate to a character or ship specifically because there's a lot of wide open space on which they can project their own traits/desires and create their own transformative works.

Those same people often, however, clamor for more canonical material, because those transformative works/projections are ultimately from within them (ie, there's nothing new), and fanon ends up having the same narrowing of possibilities as canon does as one person's headcanon takes off and becomes accepted as the truth (the fandom monocropping, as someone else once put it).

If they get the canonical material, and it does not validate what they already believed to be true but not confirmed, they become unhappy because those projections and headcanons are now not just unconfirmed but actively contradicted.

Either they begin actively rejecting canon after this breaking point, which tends to isolate and stagnate oneself in a fandom; or they move on to a different character (or ship) still rich with potential and possibility having lost interest in the one that they once loved now that it isn't what they wanted it to be. A few people manage to accept it, but especially if their initial motivation was that open space, this requires a profound and drastic shift in how they engage with fiction.

This happened with the Lucien novel: a lot of the people I recall being very excited for it hated it because it (in my opinion, very reasonably) introduced new characters they couldn't have possibly forseen to his backstory and contradicted their own works and headcanons. The people who liked it (myself included) were often people who didn't like Lucien much as a character, but were interested in how he came to be.

#or in other words: i'm...not sure you really want an essek book people who are being cranky about this; it might be a blessing. #and people who are excited? consider the lucien case above and do some soul searching. #cr tag

[gaminegay]

Watermark your art so people won't steal it but they'll steal it anyway. Use this external programme to trip up AI but it won't do much long-term. Opt out of AI scraping that you didn't know was happening we included you by default btw. Tag your posts as explicit or we will do it for you very incorrectly. We're gonna try to protect you user against our best interests so trust us without having any real reason to. Accept our terms you have no choice. Also give us money! RAAAAAHHHHH

#alda rambling #I'm GONNA keep sharing art somewhere BC I think I'll simply explode if I don't. But I hate it here (internet) #I'm cranky today and this is so annoying. Everything is annoying. I'm leaving forever #(I'm not. I know myself. Curse my attention whoring)

[impishtubist]

Funny how it's not mentioned once in the books that Sirius's eyes are grey, but god forbid you make them any other color, meanwhile I can point you to several places in the text where it says "Sirius is tall" and everyone insists that he's short actually.

#i'm SICK and CRANKY and no one has fed me any chaos in several days so i must make my own #chaos night #i invite everyone to come fight me but especially the remus apologists #or the bj hunnicutt haters #or the spirk shippers who refuse to acknowledge mckirk #or the good omens people who can't conceive of aziraphale and crowley being nonbinary #IMMA FIGHT

[yansurnummu]

my god... those old men are gay !!

#elder scrolls online #tes fanart #azandar al cybiades #dralvayn arano #yans art #it's so funny how i went into necrom blind with drals like 'i'm not gonna ship him with anyone he's a cranky old man who hates everybody' #and then azandar came in with a steel chair #with his autistic queercoded swag #i'm so obsessed with them #drals/azandar

[kedreeva]

If I could kill the reply feature on this webbed site, I would.

#personal #i wish there was an option for only allowing replies from people following you for one year or something #one week is not long enough for me up put up with some people #who are you and why are you replying when you could have just reblogged whatever the fuck it was #and said your piece there #there's like a handful of people who've been here a long time that i don't mind replies from #and then people whose usernames I've never seen in my life #saying stupid shit #that should have been a reblog so it doesn't get emailed to me #i want to keep the people who've been around #I've just started soft blocking people who i don't know that reply to not my posts #to say random things #I'm so cranky right now i should go to sleep #just to be clear if you are saying something TO ME on a post I MADE then this isn't about you

[triskelion-soda]

weird green triangle thing

#can you believe SU fans still exist in the year of our lord 2023 #I'm trying to work out how to combine my style and the su style when drawing su characters #it's pretty difficult #anyway enjoy this sketch of the neurodivergent ace space triangle #i honestly preferred her pre-redemption arc #i loved her limb enhancers they were so cool #though redeemed goofy peri is good too #and that weird inbetween where she was cranky but kinda coming around was good #rant in tags #long tags #triskelion soda art #triskelion soda fanart #steven universe #peridot #steven universe peridot #su #steven universe fanart #su peridot #peridot su #sketch #fanart sketch #fanart #doodle

[temeyes]

ooh, la, la-la-la, la-la-la, don't kill me baby

#just a quick break from the cod stuff!! #idk i felt overwhelmed w/ cod rn and i Missed this cranky asshole #im also really excited for atsv to release digitally next week CUZ I'M GONNA TAKE SO MANY SCREENSHOTS OF MIGUEL OMG AHSHASHASHH #my art #2023 #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderverse #atsv #spiderman: across the spiderverse #spider man 2099 #miguel o hara #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #art #fanart #digital art #digital drawing #sketch #digital painting #marvel

[deathbypufferfish]

If you're wondering why Ume is so emotionally unadjusted it's because of her grandma! <3 Also Marinella quit smoking again, good for her. And Sakura has a kicking and biting problem. <3

#puffer legacy #the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #simblr #plgen3 #marinella terzi #ume ikehara #mai ikehara #sakura terzi #dahlia terzi #mai has gotten cranky or something #she's rude to the kids AND to Ume????? #RELAX #'i'm having troubles in my marriage' 'ok don't care lol'

[iguessigotta]

Idk any actual lore aside from what I've picked up in other fics but listen. I need to write something about Ramattra have you seen the man???

Ramattra x male reader (not specifically trans but that's implied in all my fics 💜)

You started worming your way into his life the moment you first cracked some dark joke about the state of humanity

He was initially curious - what would make a human turn on their own kind?

And, even more confusing, why were you still so kind to those around you - human and omnic alike?

It started as pure curiosity. A simple need to understand.

He started to....linger...near you at times, you could feel him watching you occasionally (every time you turned to catch him staring you'd find him focused on something else way in the distance)

It took more effort than he'd like to admit to stop his amused chuckle at the suspicious squint you'd always send his way

something something now you're dating so bonus thots™️ under the cut

SFW

Ramattra sometimes gives you his version of piggy back rides

It's really just you standing on his hips, arms draped around his neck for balance, watching over his shoulder as he goes about his day

He'll let you hang out there as long as you want tbh he likes being close to you

It's very silly to see but if Ramattra catches anyone laughing...... 😬😬

🔞NSFW🔞

Sometimes, Ramattra is amazed that you, a frail human, would put so much trust into him. That you'd feel safe with him in your most vulnerable moments. He was an Omnic built for war, not-

The thought makes him weak when he's knuckle-deep in you

Though you writhe and pant under him, gripping the sheets until your own knuckles turn white, strangled cries escaping your open mouth while you teeter on the edge of release

Though you haven't even touched him yet

Somehow, Ramattra is just as much of a mess as you are

He feels as though he's trembling, terrified of hurting you (part of him still scoffing at his own concern for a human)

He's so focused on your reactions he swears he can feel your heart beating in his own chest

If you were able to hear anything over your own sounds, you'd notice the once-soft whirring of fans within Ramattra's body has gotten much louder, vents opening on his back to release hot air

He's desperate, touching you as though he'll find his own release through yours

You reach up, intent on dragging his face down to you, but Ramattra beats you to it, burying himself in the crook of your neck

When you finally do tip over the edge - back arching high off the bed as your head flies back with a startled cry - the deep groan that rumbles in your ear and against your chest makes you think he might actually have come undone just from touching you

The thought sends you over the edge a second time, legs locked and trembling around his arm

#ramattra x reader #ramattra x male reader #overwatch x reader #overwatch x male reader #ramattra headcanons #no kids allowed #he's literally the first robotic character I've fallen head over heels for and I'm heartbroken ill never get to hug him #i wanna figure out what makes him hide his face in the crook of my neck!! #i wanna make him flustered and shy!!!!!! #i wanna hear his cranky grumbling when i kiss all over his face #leaving smudges all over the place #his nemesis form? built for hugging. boyfriend shaped. I'm in love with him #no beta we die like men #this is apparently my 100th original post on this blog? nice