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penisliker-moved · 1 year
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ea bootlickers r so funny 2 me. jumping through hoops trying to say this is a cute swatch
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opens-up-4-nobody · 2 years
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#well here we are at almost 10pm. started working on this fucking report at around 6.30am and like i slacked off for a few hrs#but this is what i did most of today and yesterday#and like i thought maybe. maybe id get some more help but like nah i just streight up wrote about 95% of this#like the only other imput was my pi poking it into place. so like ok its all on me if they hate the report#not that i actually care. i put the most effort into this than anyone@#and like i would not care even a little if we got disqualified or something#oh god im procrastinating making a decision on wrting in stats stuff bc like i did some anova and nothing was significant but like an anova#doesnt fit the data anyway so like do i include it and say hey no significance and i used the wrong test but like heres my speculation or#just say nothing. bc im not gonna find a better test rn#ugh i should just include. whatever i dont care#also our undergrad in charge of tour video is like hhhhh i might not get it done#and im like lmao im sorry ur having to do this after all ur exams like no prob if u cant. i dont really care abt the consequences#and i was poking our othet undergrad all day to find some data and she just never got it to me like ??? i dont understand#im asking u to find it and its just ????#hhhh my stomach hurts and im tired and i dont care about this project or the hours and hours i spent on it#i hope the competition ppl enjoy reading 19 pages of bullshit#it was written in basically 3 days and im losing my mind#listening to my fucking ever expanding n4rusasu playlist aishdoaishdoddaishdoaishdoddjdaishdoaishdoddaishdoaishdoddjdndj#unrelated
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eirian · 8 days
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so me and eden talked about it and ive decided to take a sort of internet break with her, just for a week or so. i hate hate hate being so dependent on the internet (particularly social media) for both entertainment and socialization and i feel like being online so much and relying on it for SO LONG (since i was maybe 11?) has really been detrimental to my mental health. and since ive made rent for this month i feel like now is a good time to just step away for a bit.
i still unfortunately rely on the internet for my livelihood--i HAVE to take commissions in order to make rent, provide food, etc, so i wont stop posting art or taking commissions! i'll just be less social i guess. i wont make any posts or reblog anything, i'll just be posting art and contacting ppl abt commissions.
i want to spend more time with my wife. i want to go outside more. i want to hang out with irl people more (i literally have no irl friends). i want to go to meetups. i want to disconnect from the internet so bad i HATE relying on it as much as i do. i mean this so unironically i want to touch grass again
im ngl. i also talked w eden about possibly starting up an irl small business for my art--something along the lines of basically being a caricature artist again, but this time self employed. i'd have my own brand and go to parties and draw people, and volunteer at the local children's hospital sometimes too and draw the hospitalized kids. im honestly just trying to think of ANY job that would help me ease up on being so reliant on social media for income, if possible, that would still be fun for me and not absolutely kill my mental health like my previous irl jobs did. dont get me wrong i love drawing yalls ocs! but i cant charge as much as i should be b/c i dont have enough of a following/demand, so i have to take a lot of commissions before im able to make a decent living. it sucks.
if i could charge more to where i only had to take maybe 3 commissions a month in order to make rent, thatd be ideal. id still love to do commissions for a living! i love drawing your blorbos and i honestly dislike the idea of going back to caricature art--its not my passion by a longshot and its very stressful to do live art so quickly. but im just trying to think of anything to help at this point u_u i cant get on ssi b/c then we wouldnt be able to use my bank account for income and we'd basically have No Money To Do Anything Freely Anymore. so i gotta just. stick with what im doing. IDEALLY id be able to take commissions and post art while not being necessarily Active on social media anymore, but idk how to make that work just yet or if thats even a thing i could do..
anyway. TL;DR im going to take a semi-break from social media/the internet for about a week, but i'll still post art + take commissions + accept messages from close friends on discord. i want to HEAL, man
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blue-bubonic · 7 days
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fuck it time to make a no note flop discourse post
we keep seeing again n again n again n again n again ppl saying
just bc drake bell is a csa survivor doesnt excuse his physical abuse against women txting a underage minor n his child endangerment charge
but id like to offer a different perspective on that n say
just bc drake bell has been abusive to his exes n children in the past doesnt mean ppl r not allowed to have sympathy empathy compassion understanding n grief for the child that drake bell was going thru that horrible csa
ppl r allowed to take a moment to listen to drake bell n feel for him as he makes himself vulnerable n tells his whole story
like get fucking real
this is fucking csa we r talking abt this shit is srs ppl acting like everyone who wants to comment on the abuse that drake bell went thru have to have some kinda disclaimer that says I KNOW DRAKE BELL IS A SHIT PERSON before expressing their thoughts n feelings abt it r absolute fucking clowns
ppl r allowed to say ‘wow that was fucked up what he went thru’ wo disavowing every morally apprehensible thing hes done in his life n just bc someone says ‘wow that was fucked up what he went thru AND ITS ALSO FUCKED UP WHAT HE DID’ means they r fucking pro pedos or hate survivors or men hey away w everything n the other bs ppl r shitting out
not to mention the old allegeation n charges r that ,, old ppl already knew abt that ppl have already processed n dealt w their feelings abt that drake bells abuse is new n also provides context for a lot of the shits hes done not that this a excuse but it does mean its more info hell its a lot of info n heavy info at that for ppl to process n deal w
n again theres nothing wrong w ppl taking a moment to mourn w drake n grieve his childhood n their own n process wtvr feelings they have wo having to do so under the judge mental microscope of performative online activism
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thewickerking · 5 months
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hey. what?
well. For context everyone im assuming this ask is referring to this post and my tags below
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im assuming because of the. The.
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Many. Prev tags on it lmao but anyways here's more context. ill try to keep specific elements vague cause i don't want to doxx my grandma and by extension myself. But yeah let's go
my grandma (maternal) ran away from home in her teens (not sure the exact year/age but 70s ish) to join the circus and worked there for an amount of time doing ticket sales and miscellaneous jobs that aren't performance based
she met a guy also working there and they dated. this guy joined a satanic cult after joining the circus (? I think. Mightve been the other way around) and performed ritualistic sacrifice within the cult/with his murder victims. he was not in charge of the cult but was an active member and serial killer across around 4 states, maybe more (evidence was found for about 4 states iirc)
anyways he got caught for evidence of multiple murders but confessed to upwards of 20 (they couldn't find evidence of this so its unclear if he was exaggerating or if there simply wasn't enough irrefutable evidence) and went to prison while my grandma was pregnant and she was also arrested as an accomplice and had her kid in prison. She was 18 at the time. Idk how long she spent in prison but it was long enough to have her son taken away
her son (first of her four children, was my oldest uncle on my moms side) has adopted parents who changed his first and last name and didn't let him know about his biological parents (and were also extremely abusive) and so my mother and her siblings and her mom did unsuccessful research to find him over the years and he found our family a few years before he turned 30 (my moms ten years younger than him btw) and we've been in contact since and he was my personal favorite of my moms siblings
Oh also the serial killer got sentenced to life without parole and is currently on death row. My uncle died last year from unrelated circumstance (I posted about it some last year if anyone remembers) and my mom adopted 2 of 3 of his kids (3rd was a legal adult already) and then they got kidnapped and their kidnappers won the custody battle against my mom so. Yeah
Oh also worth noting my mom is the youngest of the four. my grandma had four kids with different men so im not related to the serial killer but he is in my family tree? Anyways yeah different fathers. My grandma remembers the serial killer and my moms father (my abuelito ♡ love him) but doesn't remember the fathers of the middle children (my aunt and uncle). So they're my moms half siblings technically and nobody knows if the middle children have other half siblings on their dads' sides 🤷‍♂️ but my mom has a half sister on her dad's side! She's 2 years younger than me bc my abuelito got married to his ex wife later in life but they're not together anymore (?) Not sure. They broke up idk if they legally divorced but they live in different countries and don't talk to each other. So.
Id love to meet her someday! But I don't know if thats feasible. She lives in Mexico and only speaks spanish so it would certainly be difficult. But I want to.... she almost immigrated to the United States like. 6 years ago?? My mom paid for documents to be legally translated and stuff but stuff happened and it didn't go through.she also tried to kill her mom once. But she's doing better. That's all a long story. We have a picture of her in our house from when she was little!
Ok thats very tangent-y. I have a lot of family stories. But also if anyone was curious this post below was also about my maternal grandmother
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shes a white woman who likes to weaponise having "friends" in nepal when people are mean to her. She's a character. if ppl are curious abt any of this i will answer btw i love talking abt my family they're deranged
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infraaa · 2 years
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『feelin like makin some ppl in my discord cry, so I decided to make this to behead them. 🥰』
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𝐂𝐘𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐗
『when push comes to shove—』
dom!red velvet x bratty!reader (afab — she/her)
color code 『text portion』: red for red velvet.
tw// nsfw themes, joi, implied exhibitionism and dubcon, camcording, orgasm denial, masturbation, degradation/humiliation, mentions of choking, oral, the whole shabbang, primal play, phone sex
NSFW UNDER THE CUT
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Red Velvet is usually well behaved during meetings.
Usually…
This time he had to excuse himself. He’s a general, why is he excusing himself from Dark Enchantress’s meetings? Well, there was one fiery reason. A certain y/n kept calling him during the meetings, texting him, trying to get his attention and to distract him. Oh but she’s been at this for a while— wearing revealing uniforms, flirting with the other dark cookies, disobeying him deliberately to make him mad… and everyone else thought Red Velvet didn’t really have any patience. He does with you, but he can only take so much.
He had his phone set to not alert him when he received texts, but they came regardless in quick secession, his phone endlessly vibrating in his pant pocket. He exhaled through his nose, and put his cake hand to his forehead, looking annoyed as he sat at his position at the round table. But then, it felt as though the vibrations of his phone only got louder n his ears. This continued on for a few agonizingly slow minutes until he rose his hand to speak. “Red Velvet Cookie, you have a word?” Dark Enchantress saw as her attention turned towards the crimson general. He swallowed a small lump in his throat and looked around to see everyone looking at him. “I’ll be back, I have to use the restroom. I feel sick.” He lied as he got up to leave the office room. With a slam of the office room door, he charged in a speed walk. He knew he had to deal with this sooner or later, but now? Come on, y/n. Have some decorum for this man.
He found a bathroom and locked himself in it, getting in one of the stalls. He called y/n back in a furious bout as he leaned against the stall door. When he found that you weren’t answering, he growled. “Ah hell no, brat’s ass.” He whispered as he went straight to spamming you with texts.
『call me.』
『no 🥰』
『nah don’t pull that “no 🥰” bs w me. you’re leaving me voicemails of you moaning n whining n shit. keep it up and i’ll give you sumn to whine abt.』
『ohohohoooo look who thinks he’s big and bad? Bet you would do sumn to me soft ass 🧚‍♀️』
『you’re asking for hell you little cunt.』
A wave of calls flooded to y/n’s phone. All with the same caller id: “Red Velvet 🎂🩸.” All were causally denied. He doesn’t have time for your shit. He let loose there.
『answer. now.』
『fuckin slut. answer the damn phone i’m tired of your shit. imma get crepe to hack your ip n make you answer.』
『OKAY OKAY CHILL I’LL ANSWER. Goddamn.』
And he called again after that. You almost hesitated before answering the call. Was he mad? You hoped so, but the doll in you? The side he loved more than himself, was scared to face him. Regardless, with a huff, you answered the phone.
“Hello?” Y/n answered sassily, making red groan in annoyance. “Hey. Where you at?” He asked, his voice sounding tired. He sat on the toilet seat with a grunt. “In my room? Why?~ Are you gonna come and punish me?~” You cooed into the phone, making him shiver. Knowing of his current predicament, he couldn’t physically go. The other dark cookies were expecting him back. Not that they cared, they could relay everything when he returned. However, something else had crossed his mind for a brief moment. Something more… risqué. Something that would make them break down, just like how he was intending.
“Get on the bed.” He commanded. It did, through the phone it did sound like a command. A demand. You didn’t move, you only laughed as you leaned against your bedroom window. He growled again through his nose. “I don’t hear you moving. You get your ass on the goddamn bed. Right the fuck now.” His tone of voice, low quiet and aggressive, like he was cornering prey, sent chills down your spine as you slowly creeped towards your bed, laying on it. You stated up at your ceiling, feeling as though it was mocking you. “Okay.” Y/n said as she exhaled deeply. “You’re gonna do as I say. Is that camera still on that you were using?” “Yeah why-“ “I want you to record yourself… I want you to record yourself on that camera and when we’re done, I want you to send that video to your phone and send it to me. Understand?” You started to sweat, your cheeks turning a bright shade of crimson. Who knew that he was freaky? It never crossed your mind when you were being a brat with him. But now, now he has you where he wants you— a scared kitten, being cornered by an eagle, waiting to strike.
You went to turn that camera to record as it sat on the tripod. Facing it towards the bed, you swallowed, having never done this before. You remembered however that this was the effect of your actions. You had to hang through with stride. You got back on the bed, feeling warmer than before. You felt an invisible eye on you Thai was the camera, that red light teasing you. Second after second passed by as it recorded what would go down in a few minutes.
“The camera’s recording?” Red Velvet asked you sternly. You affirmed that it was. He suddenly emitted a dark chuckle after a moment of silence. That was usually a sign that scheming behavior was flooding his brain.
“Take your pants off. Take off your underwear and just lay there with your legs up and open. Lay in a position where I can easily see your face.” You blushed at his directions, asking you to basically whore out for him. You slowly took off your pants and undergarments, attempting to reposition while kicking away the clothes so that they would fall off the footboard of the bed. “O…kay..” you said shakily. “Your top. Off. Anything under that also comes off.” “Why didn’t you just say get naked or undress?” “Don’t question me just do as I say.”
You do as he says once more, putting your phone down to take off your top and matching bra before picking your phone back up. The coldness of the room came to greet your body eagerly, your legs open to let the coolness tease at your hot cunt as it’s natural slickness started to increase. You whined quietly at this, feeling your body betray you. “Is it cold in there?” “Shush.” “Aww…. No. I’m not gonna. Now, I want you to listen to me real good okay?”Y/n swallowed and responded with a quick “yep.” He sighed as the imagery of her crept into his head. He imagined her, naked and hot laying on her bed, crying and moaning like a pathetic little whelp he made you out to be. He felt his pants get tighter at the thought of fucking her. That camera, recording their every move, every sound, every minute and every second. He swallowed and moved his hand to his hair, sweeping it back in a quick agitated motion.
“Take your free hand and work your little clit. Make sure the camera can see.” Y/n’s breath caught in her throat before her eyes went wide. She looked at the camera lens like a deer in headlights. She then looked down at herself, wondering if really messing with Red was a good idea. “C’mon, I don’t hear you.” His voice echoed through the speaker of the phone. She shook in the bed with nervousness, moments of silence passing by. “Not sure of what to do..? Aww, little baby’s nervous. Little baby’s embarrassed,” he said with a chuckle, “play with your pretty little cunt for me or I’ll show the others just how horny you get.” The thought of being toyed with by him in front of the others, the exposure, the eyes, the humiliation… being naked in front of the other guys especially. Licorice was a little punk bitch, but Dark Choco? He was like Red Velvet’s older brother. To be like that in front of that fallen prince— soul crushing. But it made you feel hot. As the thoughts crept in your head and made a home of your brain, your hand suddenly snaked its way down your bare stomach, down to your core where it began to fester and move around, entertaining your mind and giving you something else to focus on. As y/n felt her cold fingers trace her now swollen clit, making her cunt swell and leak with want and need, realization hit her like a flood. And so did more heat. The noises she was making prior to this made Red laugh, sighing though his nose as he saw that victory was in his reach.
“Look who’s having fun,” Red started, starting to pant as the thoughts in his head grew stronger, making his pants grow ever so much tighter, “imagining the show playing out in your head, aren’t you? About how everyone’s gonna see me choke you against the wall as I pound you in, about how I’m going to make you gag on my cock like you can’t breathe, about how I’m going to hunt and corner you down like a lost little whelp before I devour you whole and allow the others to listen to your wretched moans, your puny little voice, so helpless under me, aren’t you?” He spine as he felt himself undo his own bottoms, helping himself to some of the pleasure you were also getting. He jacked to the sound of your pitiful cries, using precum as moisture to hold no pain.
“Fuck yourself for me. Hard.” Red panted into his phone, trying not to be too loud. Your eyes, locked shut as you hung onto every word he said, his voice sending you over the edge of ecstasy as the images that he laid in your mind holding hostage like parasites. Y/n shakily began to masturbate, getting a steady quick rhythm after a few pumps of her finger, using her thumb to take her clit. She moaned loudly, feeling tears roll down her cheeks. “I’m so-o-r-y, Red! I-I’m ss-or-rryy-!” “Sorry? For what? What are you sorry for?” You could barely speak, the pleasure was almost too much as this point, as even the air around you felt electric. Your toes curled as they attempted to grab at the sheets under them, the velvety sheets that cursed you as only the physical contact with them was enough to send jolts of pleasure up your body. “B-Being a l-ittle bra-aaat! Pl-leeease Re-ed, please please please-!” He laughed as he felt his own strokes grow faster and more intense as his cock started to leak out onto the restroom floor, his pants almost becoming feral in nature, like he had just run a mile. “Please what you little horny fuck? Please what? Huh?! Answer me you whore!”
You yelped at his words, feeling the pleasure rush to your brain like it was losing blood. You heard him growl in an animalistic manner. “Add another finger if you’re not gonna answer, I’ll make you answer!” Like clockwork, you did as you were told, finding it more difficult to keep a sturdy grip on your phone as your hand jittered. Y/n fucked her soaked leaking cunt as she tried to muster out words to make sentences, but nothing would come out coherent. Every time she tired, Red would laugh and defile her for even trying to speak, knowing what kind of state she was in, being able to speak was the last of her problems. “P-Please Red, please please- pleeease let me cu-umm! Pl-leasse!” You pleaded as you suddenly felt something similar to a spring start to charge in your lower abdomen. “Do you really think you deserve to cum after all you’ve done to me? You whore, you’re not allowed to!” He yelled out in between rough grunts and pants. He was getting close himself as the tip of his cock was covered in precum, the tip being blushed with heat and the rise of blood. “Yell out my name, you dirty girl! I wanna hear you, let the others hear you!” Like automatic, your mouth yelled out the words, “Red Velvet” over and over, like a mantra that was blessed by the devil himself to plague you, to curse you. You were screaming to the hilltops, your throat nearly hurting, your cunt a throbbing mess as it dared to bust. “Red Velvet, please! Pl-lease! I’m-m sorryyy! Let me cuuuummm! I’m sorry!” “Are you my little slut?” “Ye-e-e-sss!” “Answer me confidently, are you my little slut?!” Your voice was about to give out, you could barely see as your hand started to cramp from how long you were going, “Yes! Yes I’m your little slut! I’m Red Velvet’s little slut, please let me cum please please please please!”
As he felt his climax begin to form, he wanted her in his cock so bad, sucking the cum out of him to fill her up, going over and over again to ensure that she was just as filled as the best quality cream puff. “If you cum I will fill you up, do you understand me? I will fill you to the brim and I will not stop until I feel like you’re full. I want to see you full of yourself so bad it hurts me… nnNNGH-!” Both of their voices seemed to interlock before Red Velvet gave out after a few minutes. You kept begging and begging while saying his name over and over and over, humiliating yourself. The air around you had slowly become hot, wrapping around you like a weighted blanket. You could barely take it anymore and you were just about to bust like a gushing volcano about to erupt. But when you finally said those words over the phone, the ones that made you laugh and cry and squirm around to see stars, you couldn’t love him more than you already did.
Y/n came, and oh she came hard. She was waiting for him to say those words to her, demeaning her like the little whore he saw her as. But oh, also little did he know the predicament he put himself in. As y/n’s punishment came to a close, he painted a cleaned up his little mess he made, before saying, “oh we’re not done, when I get back to my portion of the tower, we’re gonna start all over again. Turn that goddamn camera off and get back on the bed and I swear to god, if I find any kind of suspicion that you’ve been touching yourself before I get back, I’m going to fuck the shit out of you and I’m not listening to your cries of mercy do you-“
“AAAAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK- RED GOD- UGH!” Licorice Cookie had yelled as he sped walked off in the opposite direction. Red quickly straightened himself up before hanging up the phone and slowly walking out of the somehow unlocked restroom. Dark Enchantress must have given him a spare key to unlock it. Red Velvet walked after Licorice with somewhat of a worried look about what Licorice had witnessed. “Licorice, you okay?” “FUCK OFF, YA NASTY. EW. GET AWAY FROM ME.” “Bruh cmon-“ “Shut the fuck up man, god I cant even use the bathroom in this bitch!”
And there Red Velvet stood, a flushed and embarrassed man. That bathroom was too echoey and it didn’t even bother to hide the sounds he was making anyway.
Oh well. At least he had you to deal with later. Y/n, his precious little whore.
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aita-blorbos · 9 months
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AITA for almost making someone die?
ok ik thats a lot, so ill try to start at the beginning. i (17nb) have been working with this one environmental organization since it was started when i was 12. ive devoted a lot of time to it n to seeing it grow, n when the group got big enough that we could rly expand to more places than just my country i was actually assigned to be in charge of running things here. i dont do it alone or anything bc i do have help from our real leader (40s m) n the people who run the branches in the 2 other countries we operate in, especially the one whos also been here since the beginning (30s nb), but its still a rly big responsibility n its important for me to b able to focus n not let other things distract me from my job.
a few months back, i thought it mite b nice to make my own account on the social media site where our group has the most presence so i could post abt personal things. i didnt mention my connections though (the stuff we do is kinda a bit illegal). it went rly well, n i ended up talking to this one person (20s f) who was rly nice, n we became friends p quick. the big problem was that she didnt like my group at all bc she was rly mad abt some of the stuff we'd done in her country, so there was kinda a conflict there. but some stuff happened, she ended up finding out who i rly was, n surprisingly she wasnt rly that mad at me? n she promised to keep it a secret, n it kinda went well from there other than it being kinda uncomfortable that she liked me n not what i do.
i mean, it did for a while. eventually though it became rly clear that talking to her was distracting me from my work, so my boss n coworker asked me to cut her off. n it hurt kinda a lot, but i did it. n thats where the story shouldve ended.
then i kinda fucked up. i was feeling rly weird bc of of smth that had just happened, n my boss n coworker weren't able 2 pick up the phone. my other coworker (??? i dont even kno this persons pronouns) isnt rly good w emotional stuff, but that was the last person i had to contact for support. n that person wasnt there either.
n i kno it was a mistake. i kno i shouldnt have done it. but i was kinda desperate for someone to talk to, n i ended up calling the friend id cut off even though i knew i wasnt supposed to. n she answered, n we talked. n i tried to go back to normal after that, but she started texting me again, n eventually i broke n answered her.
fast forward to today, n i just found out that my coworker had to try to kill my friend bc i couldnt control myself w her. the person who told me says it wasnt my fault, but if id just been able to resist the temptation to contact her again there wouldnt have been any messages for them to see in the first place. n on top of that, i kno that caring abt ppl too much makes them die, n i still let myself make that connection w her in the first place.
i mean, i think its p clear im the asshole here. basically the whole posts just been stuff i did wrong. but i kinda want to get confirmation, just so i dont have to keep thinking abt the thing the person who gave me the news said.
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fyodorkitkat · 5 months
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Fyodor self ship hcs
Taking him to the bar I used to be a regular at.
He likes the basement more than the upstairs. It's cramped and dark with low ceilings it reminds him of some of his various hideouts and there are less people.
He is horrified by the communal popcorn machine. He thinks it's unsanitary and doesn't understand why they can't legally serve food but can have *that*. He reluctantly tries the popcorn (read: I force a piece in his mouth when his defenses are down and he gets huffy about it) and actually likes it but does not want anymore because drunk ppl scooping out bar popcorn from a janky machine still is not his cup of tea. Did someone just use their hands? They absolutely did. "Just don't think about it" "No."
He appreciates the fact it is cash only and no one IDs him when he comes in with someone the doorman knows (of course he has fake IDs because of his shady occupation but it is nice to not have to use them)
He is amused by the cigarette vending machine "what year is it?" 💀
Speaking of tea, he is shocked to learn that despite the fact this is absolutely a dive bar the downstairs bartender keeps a kettle and a coffee maker and he can have hot drinks if he wants (he does. It is colder in the basement).
He falls under the impression that tea and coffee are free and that the drinks are much cheaper than upstairs. It takes coming back a few times to realize the guy downstairs just gives me and anyone i bring with me free things constantly and never charges me correctly.
He hacks the digital jukebox from his phone discretely to give me unlimited plays and also pushes my songs up the queue in front of everyone else's.
He is okay at darts but since it is very small and cramped and there is only one dart board shoved under the stairs and one pool table we don't get to play unless we come back other times.
Since it is so laid back and close knit with the downstairs crowd (and he has a silver tongue) he makes friends easily. He quickly realizes while he is going to spin tales about who he actually is he doesn't need to very often. He isn't the only strange person in this room and no one is going to ask him for personal information if he doesn't volunteer it himself. He definitely would come back with me again 😌
I am bad at pool but he assures me he barely knows how to play so I agree. He wants to wager on it 20 a set which is suspicious but I agree to that as well.
He lied. He is great at pool and he wipes the floor with me and takes me for at least 100 because I'm pissed and keep insisting on another set since no one else is waiting to use the table and I think I can at least win once. I don't. I just played right into his hand but he knows he can only use that trick once so next time he teaches me how to play better (no gambling involved)
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ididkn0w · 10 months
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So we got to the factory and met the Turkish family company ppl that we had met in Vegas. N it’s like silly that I’m thwre bc of course im like a kid and like have no involvement in this n like yeah I’m just always there. So then we were in this like conference room for like two hours I’d say? Maybe more and like they were obv talking about business n shit n I don’t understand half of it so I’m zoned out most of the time thibking about u. Did I tell u about how I thought about about that time I ran away to u😭 I just don’t know if I alr talked about it n I don’t wanna repeat myself. Ok so yeah I was just there n like whatever and they were always offering Turkish tea or Turkish coffee and I loveeee Turkish tea it’s soooo good I just know u would like it I’ll try to buy u some. I took a pic of it for u and they also gave us son Turkish snacks n they were yummy I think u would like them but they were good I just don’t like nuts at all. It reminded me that i wanted to eat Colombian empanadas with uuuu😩😩😩 So then they gave us a tour of the favors which was like an hour n a half it was rlly cool it reminded me so much of my grandpas factory in Colombia I wish I could take u there n like I rmb they would put me to “work”in the factory but all I ever did was like sort some cables or smth just so they could keep me busy n shit. But yes I’d love for u to come. So yes ok so there were sooooo many puzzles everywhere like on the walls like paintings u can see In Some of the pictures I sent. So basically the owner was the one who made all of em he loves puzzles n they’re huge n there was like thirty of them hung. So ofc he was my grandpas age and then their sons were like my moms age and then they have a son who is my age around but he wasn’t there n like ofc it’s just like Ik we don’t give a fucj we too young n whatever. He is in college in amstwrdamn n I kept thinking about us visiting there it would be soooo good. So yes then we went down to the factory on the first floor oh wait we went to the top floor first that was the view it’s so cool. So basically where the factory is is an area where only automotive companies can be so alllll of that area is auto part companies which is cool as fuck to me like a land with only factories and only auto part factories. Well turkey is the country with the best and biggest auto part like industry. It used to be textiles but I think it’s now china or somewhere in Asia. But I’m pretty sure it’s china. This factory supplies to European ford and Renault. That’s called smth like oem Idk what it stands for but yes that means like to the automotive company’s themselves and then there’s another one that’s called after market and so in the auto parts industry it’s either oem or after market. So this company was oem and ours is after market which means to places like o Reilly and other popular ones I forgot the name of. Basically we’re not as “successful”? As them id say? I think they have like more and stuff but it’s all by region so basically they’re rlly good in turkey and in Europe and so ours is like “America” and in Colombia Ik it’s like a “leading” auto part company. But I mean it’s just Colombia. So basically what everyone wants is a “door” to America. Everyone wants to get into the United States industry like that’s why hay everyone wants. If ur in the United States and leading that means ur very successful. And my mom I’ve told u before is in charge of that. My grandpas company is in Colombia but she is like in charge of like the distribution in the United States I’ve kinda mentioned that before. I’m rlly just trynna explain what I understood😭 so Ik I’ve also told u that they want to make a factory in Mexico rmb we talked about monte rey? That ur parents could move there? So the thing is u probably know what nafta is already but if u don’t just know case idk if it’s like an American thing I learned in like middle skl😭 but it means North American free trade agreement and basically Canadá United States and mexico Can trade without like tariffs n stuff. N that’s why “we” don’t like china like
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thatbitchsimone · 7 months
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Ok, so first world problems, but I’m doing a group assignment and we’re presenting tomorrow and we had four weeks to do it, but I’ve basically done 90% of the work because my group members just didn’t do it (like I asked them multiple times and they said they’d get on to it, and two days before they still haven’t done anything and I asked them again, so one of them literally did two slides, and the other absolutely nothing and it’s due tomorrow). And I hate to be that person, but I want to tell with my tutor that I literally did everything for the assignment because it seems unfair that they would get the same grades as me right??? I also think it’s important I advocate for myself, although I don’t want to rat them out you know. I’m at a crossroads.
i was one of those bitches that did zero of the work on group presentations but i at the very least had the decensy to always be the main speaker/do most of the talking since most ppl usually hate doing public speaking while for me its a piece of cake lol and usually i even made a deal with the others that they would do the work and id do the talking right from the beginning like if ur gonna be a lazy bitch u gotta at least be honest about it and throw in a compromise so ur laziness doesnt fuck everything up for the others
id also never take credit for the other ppls work like id straight up tell the teacher that so and so did most of the work and id lift them up and praise them for it bc why the fuck wouldnt i? see if ur gonna be a slacker u gotta be a slacker with heart like u gotta do it with some style and respect like thats the key to getting away with it
tbh i think u should straight up tell the others that ”ok so its very clear i did most of the work here since i had to do ur parts as well as my own so im gonna let the teacher know that bc im not ur chat gpt and u should honestly be grateful that i did the work for u in the first place” like ofc u dont have to be as harsh and blunt as that (thats just how i would personally say it) but u should give them a heads up about it and then let the teacher know. they rly dont have anything to say about it bc like.. they know they didnt do shit lol they know that was disrespectful of them like they clearly left u in charge by putting the whole workload on u so u should act accordingly and take charge over them like they basically put u in the leadership position and u should use that
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oopsallmabari · 8 months
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oh man id love to hear more about Jim!! how is he involved in da3??? what’s the history with arya… 👀
oooooh tysm for the question! tbh i'm still trying to figure quite a bit of this out lol
to start with the easier question first, his history with arya. jim is one of the older cousins-a yearish older than eric (eldest of the main trevelyans), so there's a 13 year age gap between jim and arya! there's not any particular animosity between the two of them but they didn't get as close as they could have as kids because of the age difference AND because jim and her brothers did NOT get along. arya had a lot of loyalty to eric as a wee child, so as time went on she stopped actively seeking jim out to play/hang out (mainly because eric would pull her away a la 'you don't need to hang out with that unruly unkempt thing we call a family member'). and jim wasn't interested enough to press it since she doesn't exactly like her family. they definitely had a quiet alliance at larger events, though--malik and eric thrived in large social gatherings where arya and jim didn't, so jim tried to make them more enjoyable for her.
jim is in her early twenties when she hears about arya getting taken to the circle--at that point jim is still in the noble life but is chafing at it a lot, so he's one of the most sympathetic to her when the rest of the trevelyans try to erase her presence in the family entirely. he's not unsympathetic to mages, but it's moreso that he hates the strictures that the chantry imposes on life (especially since jim's supposed to be committed to chantry service but is fighting it tooth and nail). she sends a very brief letter, once, to the effect of 'hang in there, kid', and shortly after leaves the trevelyans behind and takes to the seas.
as for how he fits in to DA3: i doooont know for sure yet, and part of that is because i can't decide what worldstate he's in! i think he could get more involved in my cadash or my adaar's inquisition (since they're a little less rules and honor-bound). also, if i make jim a significant part of arya's dai story i will have to write her into my longfic which has enough family complications lmaooo.
i think i'll go with this: in arya's worldstate jim hears that his little cousin is the herald of andraste, says 'huh good for her' and stays far away from the inquisition itself. happens to be in the storm coast looking for easy work post her crew's mutiny while trying to stay the fuck away from the blades of hessarian, encounters arya a couple times and there's a nice little 'glad to see things are better for both of us, kind of' moment, and arya says he's welcome to a room in skyhold if ever he needs a place to lie low. he does briefly encounter cassandra and send her into a confused gay panic but nothing else happens.
in rhea or ikenna's worldstate i think that jim becomes a semi-companion. he's still fucking around in the storm coast to start but is more inclined to ingratiate himself to inquisitors that are so clearly opposed to the chantry's ideals and ideology (arya's not a fan of the chantry and ya she's a mage but she's more andrastian that not. not the case for rhea or ikenna). jim, with no crew, no money, and no prospects says 'hey i'm really fucking good at killing things and am not particularly liquid at the moment, you should hire me' and rhea/ikenna are like 'hell yeah cmon'. cue every single interaction between cassandra and jim being deeply homoerotically charged and kind of antagonistic (jim and cass respect each other as warriors and hot ppl but cass is horrified by jim's general audacity and jim LOVES to fuck with the uptight devout hand of the divine). they are both meant for each other and also the absolute worst for each other <3
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smoosnoom · 1 year
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dear moon smoosnoom,
i think i should stop sending u this daily compliment and start sending u daily remittances bc there’s no way u let us read ur fics for free.
u also published ur work the minute my class started so it's ur fault that i couldn't say a word in italian about gender equality (i forgave u the moment i read the first sentence).
anyway i have to stop mumbling cause i have a lots of thoughts about “mike wheeler's guide to falling in love with a superhero”.
i started giggling from the first line. mike wheeler is a vivid example of cringefail loser and i really wanna know what aunt janine did (there must be something REALLY bad since she's on the list next to the mosquitoes).
i love how everyone has already come to terms with the constant fights of superheroes and villains and don’t pay attention to them until their lives are in danger.
i love that mike is always late whether superheroes are involved or not.
i love that mike with spiderman and mike with will are two different mikes. the first is slightly vicious with his dislike of superheroes and causticity and the second is just a guy who can't make a complete sentence in front of a charming neighbor (it’s me. hi. it’s me then i try to write u smth cute but not cringy). will must be so confused lmfaooo good thing he likes both mikes.
and it’s a good thing that mike likes will’s both hypostasis. i like that they r still first of all friends with common interests and only then fools in love.
i also love that mike is not a complete idiot. the fact that he realized that will is a spiderman almost immediately (here he figured out who’s will faster than he understands that he likes guys in some fics). and the fact that he didn’t kiss him in a costume.
mike wheeler extolled his partners all his life in order to eventually fall in love with a superhero. he’s a loser but he’s my loser.
i love that mike wanted to make things right so he brought will flowers. and he wanted to like wait until their real date to kiss him 🥺 and why is will surprised that mike knows?? honey not that you hid it very well.
and the upside down kiss! it’s must be so inconvenient but it’s so iconic.
i wanted to share my favorite quotes but there r so many of them… so here’s the one that made me giggle to tears: “They sit together in a cafe, after Dustin finally finds a free Monday afternoon from his job of being a director, Nobel Physiology Prize winner, entrepreneur, and his ongoing quest to achieve world peace, and Mike had finally felt strangely sociable, agreeing to meet up and chat.”
i think i should write u another poem just to show u how much i love u and talented u r.
love, daily anon 🤍
dear daily anonymous,
icant believe even a little anyone wants to read anything i write !!!!! id be insane to charge anyone anything, altho i am incredibly Broke . speaking italian is so crazy cool, im also bilingual !!!! would love to hear ur thoughts abt gender equality, altho idk how much i would understand :]
i made u giggle !!!!!! everyone cheered !!!!!!!!!!! aunt janine has done unspeakable actions that he would rather not mention right now, thank u, and she should be glad to be placed next to Mosquitos !!!!
i do think new york is a "mind ur business" kind of place, at least from what ive seen during my stay there, and mike does seem the sort to always be a little late and a little flustered around his attractive neighbor (just the one) (and don't worry i think ur plenty charming 🫶)
yes yes !!!! i always think friendship is the best foundation for a romantic relationship :)
mike is one of the smartest ppl in the show !!!! he's great at spotting patterns and i think he would be so so quick to pick up on will being spiderman !!! (and that's so true omg i love realization fics but im also very impatient !!!)
mike wheeler the hypocrite that u are 🫶🫶🫶
yeyes despite it all mike is a sap !! and he wants to do it all right !!!! LOLL give will some credit, altho it's not like will Wanted mike to figure it out haha that would be Crazy ...... 👁👁
i remember watching the upskde down kiss when i was like . three . and being so confused i had no concept of who or what spiderman was 😭 but it still stuck with me so many years later !!!
im soso happy u liked it !!!! ur opinion means the world to me and i cherish it very much, so thank u for reading it !!!!! i might write u a sonnet next time
love, moon smoosnoom 🫂
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skeletap · 11 months
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OK i have 2 more evil blue guys for u. cant tell if they'll be ur type but theyre MY favorite evil blue guys and i wanna share
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Tyl regor from warframe. mad scientist cyborg type guy, loves dissection and all that. operates a massive deepsea lab on planet um. uranus. ppl go really crazy for his voice and he has some of the most sexually charged boss fight lines you could imagine.
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Overlord (specifically the IDW 2005 incarnation)
Weapon of mass destruction and huge freak. Guy who's way too into tearing other robots apart. has a bit of a psychosexual obsession with megatron IMO. i own like $600 worth of toys of him 😔
i have SEEN the way you talk about regor and honestly. he is kind of beefy and crazy-- okay i completely understand now (<- he has listened to the boss fight lines).
i feel like id need to get into transformers more to appreciate overlord but i did a cursory search and i feel like i would probably like him a lot.
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polarbaroness · 9 months
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I just watched an episode of NCIS (not voluntarily I was at the gym)
Where:
Someone injected an RNA virus into a king cake and sent it to a military base
Of course people ate it with no inspection, one guy jumped off a roof, there were symptom syndrome n stuff
They were all infected with the RNA virus of course
One of the NCIS crew got infected, but somehow not all the other people around her? They hand waved this by saying the virus isn't airborne but they touched the body with gloves... How did the ppl helping the coroner get the body in the van not get it if it's highly contagious? It could spread by sweat, and they're in Louisiana on a military base, you know damn well they're sweating
Anyway one of the guys is DIRECTLY IN THE ROOM WITH THE SICK LADY and looks up on like. Virus.com and finds it's a "Chinese supervirus made in a lab, it shouldn't be here"
"we need to quarantine to make sure it doesn't get off the base"
Lady who's infected, nose bleeding dramatically:" it already has"
So they go to the bakery. Baker's dead, injected with virus. They do not quarantine the bakery.
The lady in charge of the dudes goes missing. They suspect her. No one can find her.
They run blurry ass night photographed plates, see a stolen 4runner, and like...track all the 4 runners in the city via gps? And one goes down so they're like that's the one.
Anyways they found the lady. She's dead, along with two other guys, burned in a car.
The Chinese operatives took their IDs and posed as them, somehow getting through base security (while looking nothing like the ppl whose IDs they took btw) during ACTIVE LOCKDOWN AND QUARANTINE. Evidently they were part of the bio response team but still, you bet your ass they wouldn't have gotten through
ANYWAYS. One of the NCIS crew is on base trying to synthesize a cure, and he notices the operatives aren't wearing their PPE properly. He's like hm. Guess I should get a gun.
Anyway it turns out they were trying to steal a CPU, he sounds the alarm, which of course alerts the operatives who shoot a gun that does not run out of ammo
They get stopped at the gate- one gets shot, it is emphasized they want them alive, so of course there's a cyanide capsule. Other guy takes it. They're all pissed.
There's a dumb subplot about a mayor.
They triangulate the handlers phone, track him down and somehow tackle him before he gets to his cyanide pill, threaten him with injecting the virus into him to get him to talk (THEY TAKE THE VIRUS OUT OF THE CONTAINER WITH A SYRINGE. AND THEN ARE JUST HOLDING IT. )
Anyway miraculously there's a cure.
They try to question him but someone SHOOTS HIM THROUGH A CONCRETE WALL. Even with the caliber they'd have to use to do this, his head does not explode. (I dunno much about guns but I'm assuming if it's powerful enough to go through concrete, it'll do some serious damage)
Unless there was a conveniently placed hole??
And the end of the episode they're like "this is American tech...very new...whoever's running this has to be a homegrown American" and look at each other very seriously
It was goofy.
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cybernightwanderer · 1 year
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When my Mom complains " you need to talk more/you never talk. " but with some spice.
-Also mom : abusive my whole life. -Everytime i expressed emotion or anything it would be shut down, shamed, or yelled at, and even beaten up or threatned with physical violence. -Everytime id share an event or experience id be received with judgment and order ( why did you dot this? /who told you , you could do that ?) -Gets used against me ( ex : me wanting to move out, at the time she didnt let me and threatned with me physical violence and verbal / me expressing wanting to go live somewhere and her replying being : i dont like that place, you will never have money for it - true, she was taking almost 500 of my paycheck every month,so now i have no life savings , me talking about wanting to fix my teeth when i get a stable job - her response being : well you cant) -Me talking - her telling me to shut up. -Me going to an event - her asking how much is it, then demanding more money at the end of the month for rent ( lets say rent was 250, shed found out about me going to the event, next month shed be charging me 300 ) -Me getting a tatoo - her response - its rlly ugly i wish you hadnt done that, looks rlly bad. Also her when i dont talk : yells all the time because i dont talk, always rages when i dont wanna go out with her, treats me like shit like any other day.
So i just keep on acting and pretending im fine, and talking random things that dont matter just so she doesnt treat me that badly all the time. Also her , 5 mins ago : Me applying for jobs, but my cellphone not working ( because im unemployed and dont have 20-40 euros to spend on phone bills ) so using the house phoen to get responses. So i end up carrying the phone everywhere when im at the house, to the bathroom to the kitchen etc. One afternoon i happend to not hear the phone when i went to the bathroom because i forgot, so i lost the call. But i called back and the lady said shed call me the next day. So my mom then treated me like shit because i shouldve gave her contact in my job application, also her : monitoring everything about my life and finances my whole life, and taking my whole paychecks, leaving me with less than 200 euros , me having ptsd because of that, the control she had and has over my money and life. Me wanting to keep some sense of control on my existence and life so i dont kill myself. Telling her that its her phone not mine, and that i should have the house phone because its the fucking house phone, and commenting that the job companies are rutheless and un-human, she immediatly says with a strong loud voice " No, it's your fault that they arent gonna call anymore ", me replying " no, its not, its because companies treat ppl like shit " , her replying again, the same shit " no , it's your fault !" Me trying everyday to remind myself that i cant drown in things that i cant control... Her reminding me that i am shit and that it's all my fault...
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worldsspecialestboy · 2 years
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Okay a quick storytime!!
So. My parents liked to travel a lot so when i was small i kinda just had to go with them even tho ive never really wanted to go anywhere outside my bedroom ever in my life. Also, ive had access to my dads credit card since i was probably about 7 or so.
(Now i realise that sounds insane and ig it probably actually is but. Mostly what it meant is that places had his card on file and i could just buy shit and charge it to his account-kinda like when youre at a resort hotel and you can charge everything to your room with your key card-but it also meant that i knew how credit cards worked and how to use them 😈)
What all this also means is that by the time i was 10 i had been an unaccompanied child on commercial flights a lot and already knew the gig.
Therefore i knew exactly how to buy a plane ticket, order car service and check in at the airport without it being weird. id also been to visit my aunt and uncle on maui every year since i was born so i knew what to do on that side too.
Loads of ppl have said that the most concerning part of this story is that at that point in my life there were at least 3 adults that shouldve known exactly where i was at all times; my parents and my nanny. However!! i was given an unreasonable amout of freedom early on cos you just. Cant make me do or not do anything unless i feel like it and since i was generally an okay kid everybody felt like it was fine to just let me be.
The actual moat concerning bit of this story imo is that at no point did i ever think of asking to or telling anybody that i wanted to go visit my aunt nor did i think id done anything wrong and i thought the grownups were freaking out over nothing-ive done it before and im fine now so whats wrong with you?? And that even tho adult me now realises exactly how terrifying that probably was, firstly nobody realised i wasnt where i was supposed to be until i showed up somewhere else and also i did know what i was doing cos i fucking did it and so sometimes i still think they overreated
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So yea. Thats how i went to hawaii when i was 10 without permission supervision or anything else
You were a very smart kid!! This is so funny though. Hey mom, hey dad I'm at aunties house in- YES IN HAWAII why are you yelling????
I kinda get not thinking to tell anyone tbh. Like I don't ever tell anyone what I'm doing irl unless they ask. I mean if I can do it all by myself, why does anyone else need to be involved?
Also, like you're right? They never even had a chance to worry because they didn't know you were missing. They probably just freaked out because something could've happened to you.
I can only imagine if I had access to credit cards that young... we'd have all the as seen on TV things. And the finest in super soaker technology!
I think at 10 I would've been too scared to fly to hawaii by myself though. Maybe even now lol
The wacky adventures of Lila!
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